Monday Niteraw - July 19, 2010
7/23/10
Tim Hoss: Folks, welcome to Monday NiteRaw!
Jesse King: Just one week away from Botch at the Beach, tonight, Champion and Challenger meet face to face in the Boiler Room!
Hoss: Not only that, but both Jonathan Michaels and DR Jackson will be in action tonight, plus Sparks has a chance to earn a shot at the Championship of Honor, and much more!
King: Then enough talkin’! Let’s get to our first match!
”Damn Right” Jackson V. Little Naitch
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, this opening contest is set for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit!
Too black…
Too strong…
DAMN RIGHT!
*I Made It*
Muffer - Introducing first, from West Philly, “Damn Right” Jackson!
*New Blackjacks theme*
Muffer - And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Little Naitch!
Referee Spud Johnson calls for the bell.
Naitch and Jackson tie up, Jackson throws Naitch into the ropes. Naitch bounces back with a flying forearm, which stagger’s Jackson, but doesn’t knock him off his feet. Naitch hit’s another forearm, but Jackson stays standing! Naitch goes to the second rope for a third forearm, but Jackson catches him with a lariat! Cover!
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Kickout!
Jackson pulls Naitch up and whips him into the corner, running splash! Naitch staggers out of the corner, where Jackson meets him with a DDT! Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
Jackson drops a leg on Naitch! Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
Jackson runs the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, but Naitch rolls out of the way! As Jackson get’s to his feet, Naitch tackles him at the knees and forces him to the mat! He mounts him and hammers him with punches, then covers him!
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2!
Kickout!
Naitch drops a knee across Jackson’s leg, then goes for the Figure Four, only for Jackson to kick him off! Naitch tries again, with the same result. Jackson back up, Naitch charges, but Jackson stands his ground. Naitch throws some chops, then goes for a suplex, but the larger Jackson blocks it and hit’s a suplex of his own! Naitch struggles to his feet, but Jackson kicks him in the gut and locks on the Anxiety Adjustment, but Naitch refuses to submit! Jackson then suddenly transitions and hit’s the High Attitude! Cover!
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Muffer - Here is your winner, “Damn Right” Jackson!
Jackson raises his arms in victory.
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin smiling.*
Seth: I am sure all of you know that apparently, Viva told me he quit. However, because I never received his letter of resignation.....he is still officially on the roster. However, he has stated that I wont be hearing the end from him and while he may be able to his money-hungry lawyers that he has been wronged, the WWCF Galaxy knows that is all full of crap.
Viva is getting exactly what he deserves for his insolence and in fact, I have decided that Viva should be competing at the ppv. Against who, you ask? Well......I have a certain person in mind who would love to get in the ring with you, but you will have to find out that answer for yourself or when he decides to reveal himself as your opponent.
Come to Botch At The Beach and wrestle, or the opportunity to discuss your grievance with me will be forever closed.
*After Seth finishes, the screen fades to black.*
Caleb Fourchon V. Dream Warrior
Muffer: The following match is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit! First, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing 200 hundred pounds, Dream Warrior!
*Default’s “The Memory Will Never Die” plays as Dream Warrior comes down from the rafters to the crowd’s applause.*
Hoss: Dream Warrior had an excellent showing last week against the seemingly unstoppable Man in Black but still came up short. Maybe tonight-- what’s wrong?
*DW’s descent stops leaving him hanging several feet above the ring. He looks up and gives the rope holding his harness a tug.*
King: Some kind of technical difficulty. Hope it doesn’t delay things too much.
*Suddenly, Caleb Fourchon slides out from under the ring wielding a length of rebar. He jumps into the ring and attacks Warrior from behind, smashing the weapon into his legs!*
Hoss: Good God! Caleb Fourchon is attacking Dream Warrior while he’s still suspended above the ring! Dream Warrior is helpless to stop him!
King: Its an ambush, Gorilla!
*People in the crowd start to scream as CF begins to hack at Warrior’s knees with the rebar. Finally DW is able to release the line attached to his harness and falls painfully to the mat. Fourchon throws the rebar over the ropes and tells Referee Lloyd McFloyd to start the match. McFloyd runs over to the downed Dream Warrior, who is still clutching his legs. The two converse, with DW nodding. He slowly gets to his feet. The ref tells Muffer to get out of the ring and signals for the bell.*
Hoss: They are actually going through with this match?! Fourchon should be immediately disqualified for attacking Dream Warrior!
King: Why? He wasn’t technically in the ring and the match hadn’t started yet. Besides, Dream Warrior wants to continue.
Hoss: That boy has more guts than brains!
*Dream Warrior launches himself at Fourchon, hitting him with a flurry of punches and elbows, knocking the bigger man back. The fans cheer, but grow concerned as DW’s legs give way. Fourchon beats at Warrior’s back and neck with his forearms, then drags him to his feet and puts him in a front facelock.*
King: Speaking of brains.... do you think Fourchon set up this whole thing? He had to, right?
Hoss: Probably. How could he have known Warrior’s harness was going to malfunction otherwise?
*Still holding onto DW’s head, Fourchon bends down and spins his own body, causing Warrior to pinwheel and hit the mat violently face first. CF grabs his legs and goes for the pin. One.. Two... Dream Warrior kicks out.*
Hoss: Dream Warrior able to survive that nasty spinning neckbreaker.
King: Maybe, but he’s just delaying the inevitable. Fourchon took out Warrior’s best weapon, his agility, when he hobbled the high flyer.
Hoss: Before the match even started!
King: Give it a rest, Gorilla.
*Caleb Fourchon glares down at Dream Warrior. He stands and begins kicking at his legs until Warrior rolls to the ropes, then walks away to catch his breath. Looking to the crowd he smirks and taps his temple with his finger, causing them to boo.*
Hoss: That smug sonuvabitch!
King: He’s a man desperate for his first victory in the WWCF. Who’s to say you wouldn’t do the same thing if you were in his place?
Hoss: Me! I’m saying it right now!
*CF watches Dream Warrior slowly pull himself up by the ropes. When he turns he gets a big boot to the face from Fourchon, who then scoops him up, slings him over his shoulder, and drops Warrior head first onto the mat with a back to belly piledriver. He goes for the pin. One, Two, Three!*
King: And its done.
Muffer: Here is your winner, Caleb Fourchon.
*The crowd boos as Fourchon taps the side of his forehead again. He hooks his arms over the top rope then flips backwards out of the ring.*
Hoss: Fourchon may have gotten his first win in the World Wrestle Crap Federation tonight, Jesse, but he sure didn’t earn it!
*Fourchon picks up the rebar he used to assault Dream Warrior with and rests it across his shoulders. He walks up the ramp, smiling broadly. In the ring McFloyd is helping Dream Warrior to his feet. DW grabs Muffer’s mic.*
Dream Warrior: Fourchon! I swear this isn’t over! I’ll be out for your blood next time we face off. You can come after me with all the cheap shots and ‘langiappe’ you want, but you will never be able to kill my dream!
*The crowd cheers DW’s words as Fourchon stops at the top of the ramp to look at Dream Warrior, his grin slipping slightly.*
Colt V. Whitey Fats
Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit!
Classy southern music plays over the speaker as Whitey Fats enters, accompanied by a confused looking Boiler Room Brawler.
Hoss - The Boiler Room Brawler looks like he doesn’t have a clue, Jess!
King - Probably because he doesn’t, Gorilla!
Muffer - Introducing first, from Starke, Florida, weighing in at 280 pounds, Whitey Fats!
"You Know That Time In Your Life, That Single Moment That Defines Exactly Who You Are? Well That Only Stings For A Second..."
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em - Parkway Drive
A loud cheer goes up as Colt makes his way to the ring.
Muffer - And his opponent, from Adelaide, Australia, Colt!
The bell rings and the two lock up. Whitey pushes Colt back into the corner, but Colt charges back out and tackles Whitey to the mat! He throws some punches, then a headbutt! Whitey clutches his forehead, as Colt backs up. As Whitey get’s to his feet, Colt hit’s him with a dropkick, taking him off his feet once more! Cover!
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Kickout!
Both men back up, Whitey with some punches, but Colt blocks them with a jawbreaker! As Whitey stumbles around, Colt runs the ropes and hit’s a Million Dollar Kneelift! As Whitey tries to pull himself up, he gives BRB some sort of instructions. Whitey back up and Colt hit’s a running neckbreaker! Colt goes to the top rope, but BRB shoves him off! Colt yells at BRB, who tries to stammer a response. Jazzman runs out!
King - What is Jazzman doing out here?!
Hoss - Well, Colt asked Jazzman to be his tag team partner last week, so maybe this is Jazzman’s way of giving an answer!
Jazzman get’s in BRB’s face, while BRB tries to explain himself. In all the confusion, Whitey rolls Colt up!
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Muffer - Here is your winner, Whitey Fats!
Whitey quickly rolls to the outside and goes after Jazzman! Colt makes the save, as Whitey escapes through the crowd, yelling for BRB to follow.
Jazzman and Colt angrily watch the two leave.
Hoss - Whitey get’s the upset win, but this looks far from over, Jess!
King - No doubt, Gorilla! This is not the last we’ve heard of this issue!
Square and The Hangman V. HME Security
Micheal Muffer: The following contest is set for one fall, coming to the ring first they are Vince Hetfield and Axl Roth The Heavy Metal Hollywood Security Guards!
Saints of Los Angeles plays as Hetfield and Roth, both wearing HMH t-shirts and jeans, walk to the ring
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The heavies of Heavy Metal Hollywood Roth and Hetfield taking on there employer's opponents come Botch at the Beach Square and Hangman
Jesse King: Or HangSquare as I've dubbed them, in all serious though has Roth and Hetfield ever wrestled before?
Micheal Muffer: And there opponents, at a combined weight of 510 pounds they are representing the Human Hate Machine Square and The Hangman!
I Don't Care hits and Square and Hangman appear on stage both making belt signals and then sprint down to the ring, with the Gaurds jumping out of the ring
Hoss: The HMH Guards do not seem to want any of the Hate Machine
King: They have there orders and are just sticking to it, they do not want to get involved in a brawl with these two because Square and Hangman are two of the toughest sons of bitches this company has ever seen
Hetfield and Hangman start of for both teams, with Hangman getting the advantage quickly with a series of hip tosses and then a double arm suplex. Roth gets tagged in, and sprints at Hangman but gets greeted with a boot in the face. Roth gets dragged over to the Machine corner and Square, already on the top rope, gets tagged in and delivers a elbow drop then covers
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Hetfield breaks the pinfall
Hoss: Strong start from the Hate Machine, trying to end this match early
King: The sooner they can end this, the less chance of being hurt before the tag title match simple really.
Square throws Roth into the Hate Machine corner, and Hetfield tries to jump Square but follows his partner into the same corner. Square walks to the opposite corner and then lands a running hip attack, tagging in Hangman afterwards who delivers a vicious body splash onto both men who stumble out of the corner.
Hoss: Hangman grabs Roth and pulls him up into the suplex postion, Square's got Hetfield on his shoulders. L7 and Slash Buster! Goodnight!
Hangman covers Roth
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Muffer: Here are your winners Square and the Hangman!
Square and Hangman get there hands raised, and then climb the turnbuckles to pose.
Hoss: The Human Hate Machine have just disposed of the security guards, but what about there employers?
King: We may not have to wait for the PPV, look who just entered the ring.
Hoss: Dave and Headbanger have jumped into the ring from the crowd, what the hell are they gonna do?
Dave, carrying his eletric guitar, and Headbanger, with a cymbol in hand, strike the obvlious foes in the back with a mighty thud. Square falls headfirst off the turnbuckles onto the apron and Hangman falls into Headbanger who hits the Double Bass DDT onto the cymbol whilst Dave places the uncounious Square onto the ring steps and smashes the eletric guitar over his head.
Hoss: The Human Hate Machine have just been left bloodied and battered after a vicious attack from the tag team champions. Will the man of 1000 nicknames and the real life horror movie be able to make it to Botch At The Beach?
Sparks V. an Opponent Chosen by Evil M
Muffer - The following contest is a Rules of Honor match, set for one fall. If Sparks wins, he will earn an opportunity to challenge for the Championship of Honor at Botch at the Beach!
*Caught in a Web*
Sparks enters, carrying Scar in a cage.
Muffer - Introducing first, Sparks!
Sparks enters the ring, holds up Scar, then hands the cage to a ring attendant, who carries it to the back.
Muffer - And his opponent…
Evil M appears on the CrapTron.
M - So Sparks. I see you’re out here, all ready to go. Well that’s great. I’m glad to see you have no fear of the unknown. Because your opponent could literally be anyone. It could be Jonathan Michaels, that dishonorable degenerate. It could be that vile, sinister lowlife, Amigo. Hell, it could be my good friend Yellow Jacket. But it’s not. Because he’s injured.
However Sparks, your opponent is someone you’ve faced before. Someone who’s beaten you before. I know, that’s a lot of people, but still. This person made you TAP OUT.
As M taunts Sparks, we see him sneaking up behind Sparks in the ring!
Hoss - Wait a second! That’s Evil M coming up behind Sparks!
King - Hahaha, brilliant plan by Evil M!
M - In fact, Sparks. This opponent is someone you-
The feed cuts off as Sparks suddenly spins around and cradles M! Spud Johnson calls for the opening bell!
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3!
Muffer - Here is your winner, Sparks!
M sits up, slapping the mat in frustration as Sparks quickly rolls to the outside, celebrating.
Hoss - Ladies and gentlemen, this means Sparks will now challenge Evil M for the Championship of Honor next week at Botch at the Beach!
King - I can’t believe it! I can’t believe Sparks pinned the Champion!
Hoss - So much for do it yourself, huh Jess?
Mad Man Mulligan is backstage.
Silly General! I was never going to eat that blithering slobbery primate you call a friend! NO MONKEY EATER AM I! It says in my Book of Madness that to truly destroy one's enemies you must confuse them. The Book is all, and it shall guide me to my salvation. I shall walk the path of Madness to achieve my ends. That path leads through you General, through Botch at the Beach and onward to glory and salvation. What's say you and me have a little ......STUFFED MONKEY ON A POLE MATCH! If.....nonono WHEN I win.....I shall lead my crusade against sanity and begin to show the WWCF the true salvation that only the Book of Madness can provide. Oh yessss.......only in madness can one find the truth......BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!
Mad Man Mulligan V. Kris Kobain
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It’s an exhibition match between Mad Man, The Prophet of Madness, and Kris Kobain.
Jesse King: You got that right, Gorilla, it should be an interesting matchup for the fans.
Michael Muffer: Our next match is scheduled for one fall…
*They’re Coming to Take Me Away – Napoleon XIV*
Mad Man walks out with pamphlets, handing them out to random audience members.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Mad Man is one of the latest recruits to the WWCF.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from W-S, NC, weighing in at 250lbs, he is the Prophet of Madness, Mad Man!
Mad Man enters the ring, the Book of Madness in hand.
Jesse King: Mad Man is here to preach the word of madness, Gorilla. He claims that salvation can only be attained by reaching a state of insanity.
Michael Muffer: And his opponent…
*Siva – Smashing Pumpkins*
The crowd pops as Kris Kobain enters the arena, raising his arms as pyro explodes behind him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But Kris Kobain is probably of little faith in what Mad Man has to say.
Kris Kobain walks down the ramp to the ring as Mad Man stands with the Book of Madness in hand.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Seattle, WA, weighing in at 200lbs, Kris… Kobain!
Kris Kobain stands at the apron, back to the ropes, and extends his arms for his signature pose. Mad Man takes the Book of Madness, runs up behind Kobain, and bashes him in the back of the head, knocking him to the arena floor.
Jesse King: And Mad Man begins preaching his word!
Referee John Creed starts the match as MM slides under the bottom rope to kick KK.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Book of Madness seems to have no texts on honor.
KK stands back up just in time to meet a few of MM's punches. KK is backed up to the guardrail as Creed counts one.
Jesse King: Kris Kobain's cockiness allowed him to be cold cocked, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: In a manner of speaking Jesse.
MM winds up, spins around, and delivers a discus clothesline to KK, sending him over the guardrail. Creed counts two.
Jesse King: That was a mighty discus clothesline from Mad Man, TH.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Hm...
MM slides back into the ring as Creed counts three.
Jesse King: What?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, I can't help but wonder...
KK slings one arm over the guardrail and begins standing up as Creed counts four. MM paces about in the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Our Inter-Forum Champion, the Man in Black, also has used a discus clothesline...
Jesse King: And what? Lots of people have used a discus clothesline. It maximizes impact potential by utilizing extra velocity with the spin.
MM stops and looks out as KK climbs over the guard rail and heads for the ring. Creed counts five.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well...
Jesse King: Well nothing! Mad Man has only been around for about a month. The Man in Black has been around since last December...
KK slides into the ring and is met with stomps from MM. He slides back out of the ring, snatching MM by the boot and toppling him onto his back.
Jesse King: There's no way that our CEO Seth Drakin would have wittingly let a "Man in Black" into the company without ID...
KK poses to the crowd, and then drops an elbow onto MM's ankle. MM retracts his leg back into the leg and clutches it in pain as KK slides back into the ring.
Jesse King: If Mad Man really was the Man in Black, then he would have been in this company as an unofficial employee for over six months.
KK climbs to the top rope. MM stands up just in time for KK to turn around, and leap off with a moonsault, toppling him back to the mat.
Jesse King: Your little theory is patently absurd.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well excuse me, King.
KK covers for the pin. Creed counts one, tw-MM kicks out. KK stands up and squats down, waiting for MM to stand back up. MM stands back up, shaking his head a little, and then turns around as KK delivers a super kick. MM catches it and drives it over the second rope, impacting with KK's groin. KK hops away, clutching his groin from the impact. MM capitalizes with a mafia kick to KK's head, knocking him to the mat.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That was quite the exchange between Kris Kobain and Mad Man. Mad Man is fresh. What skill and experience he may lack he can make up with his potentially fresh skill set.
MM drops down to his knees over KK and starts blatantly choking him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Mad Man is blatantly choking Kobain!
Creed gives MM a warning but he is ignored. KK tries to reach for the ropes but he's in the middle of the ring. Creed counts one, two, thr-MM lets go of KK and walks away.
Jesse King: The Book of Madness has taught Mad Man well. It has taught him to stretch the rules just far enough that they don't snap.
KK crawls to the ropes and starts getting up. MM runs behind him and starts forcing KK's neck over the ropes, choking him out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And Mad Man is back to strangling Kobain! Creed should disqualify him!
MM continues to lean over and choke KK over the second rope as Creed counts one, two, thr- MM lets go of KK again and walks away.
Jesse King: I'm liking Mad Man's style here. He's bashed Kris Kobain in the back of the head and choked him twice in a row now and boy is Kris Kobain looking worse for wear. And the match continues!
KK climbs his way back to a standing position with help of the ropes. MM grabs the Book of Madness.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What the hell is Mad Man doing? The match is going on now, he'll be disqualified if he uses the book now!
Jesse King: Well, he is named, "Mad Man."
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Being mad doesn't mean being stupid.
KK throws a kick at MM, who holds onto the book. KK uses the ropes to pull himself up and then to rebound off the second rope to kick MM in the face, knocking him to the mat, the Book of Madness tumbling out of his hands. KK collapses back into the ropes to breathe.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Good moves by Kris Kobain. This match hasn't treated him very well tonight but he appears to be fighting his way back into controlling the match against Mad Man.
MM clutches his face as KK climbs onto the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd.
Jesse King: It's that same hubris of Kris Kobain that was getting him thrashed throughout this match tonight. The General of the Monkey Army ought to take notes.
KK leaps forward for a swanton bomb, landing squarely onto MM. The crowd pops.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The General is a no nonsense man. Mad Man even threatened to consume monkey flesh...
KK covers for the pin. Creed counts one, two- MM kicks out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The General uses Tinkers and Bongo to their full potential. He proved last month at Wheel of Misfortune that he may lose a battle, but he will win the war...
KK and MM get up. KK, his back to the ropes, leans into them and uses the rebound for momentum to leap into the air for a flying forearm strike but MM sidesteps him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And at Botch at the Beach, Mad Man and The General of the Monkey Army will face off in a Stuffed Monkey on a Pole Match. I cannot wait to see how that match goes down.
MM stomps on KK, who quickly scrambles back to his feet. MM Irish whips KK but retracts him and locks in a sleeper hold.
Jesse King: Mad Man does appear to have some real skill. He is rather unpredictable. I'm kinda curious as to what he was planning to do with the Book of Madness earlier.
KK struggles within MM's grip and manages to lunge a foot out to reach the ropes, latching on. Creed tells MM to let go, but MM maintains the hold.
Jesse King: Mad Man knows a good strategy and he's gonna choke out Kobain!
Creed counts one, two, thr-MM releases KK, who takes a few steps before MM locks in a full nelson and then slams him face first onto the mat.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Brain Scrambler! The Brain Scrambler, King!
Jesse King: It's over now! You watching this, General?
MM turns KK over and goes for the pin. He puts his forearm over Kobain's throat as Creed counts one.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Mad Man is choking Kris Kobain!
Creed counts two.
Jesse King: If he can't breathe, he might not kick out!
Creed counts three.
*They're Coming To Take Me Away! - Napoleon XIV*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No! That was treachery!
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner as a result of a pinfall: The Prophet of Madness... Mad Man!
Jesse King: Mad Man stuck to a good strategy and it paid off. BRB oughtta read that pamphlet and look into conversion.
Mad Man grabs the Book of Madness and leaves the ring as Kris Kobain remains on his back, gasping for breath.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Creed didn't see Mad Man sneak in one more act of treachery!
Jesse King: Hey, they fought pretty well but Mad Man is a new breed of crazy, probably only rivaled by our Hardcore Champion, the Smokin' Vokoun.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well I can only hope that The General teaches Mad Man a lesson in cold, effective sanity!
Main Event: Jonathan Michaels V. Amigo
Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall and it is your NiteRaw main event!
*Welcome to Hell*
Muffer - Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 214 pounds, Amigo!
*DOA*
Muffer - And his opponent. Being accompanied by Sara Nakatomi. From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!
John Creed calls for the bell.
Hoss - And away we go!
Michaels and Amigo tie up and jockey for position. Michaels shoots behind and takes Amigo to the mat! He quickly scoots around for a front chinlock, but Amigo fights out of it with elbows and a knee. Both men back up, Amigo charges, Michaels catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
King - Big move there, but it’s too early in the match!
Michaels quickly clamps on a headlock! Amigo fights free, but Michael picks him up and hit’s a modified atomic drop! Amigo stumbles forward and Michaels hit’s a diving lariat, knocking Amigo through the ropes to the outside! Jonathan follows as Creed begins his count.
“1!”
Amigo and Michaels trade punches on the outside.
“2!”
Amigo throws Jonathan into the side of the barrier and throws some chops!
“3!”
Jonathan reverses it and hits some chops of his own!
“4!”
Jonathan tries to whip Amigo into the ringpost…
“5!”
…but Amigo reverses it and Michaels goes face first into the post!
“6!”
Amigo pulls up Michaels, who is busted open, and tosses him back in the ring!
“7!”
Amigo also rolls back in, breaking the count.
Amigo slams Michaels, then backs up, before dropping a knee across the face of the prone former Champion of Honor! Amigo then climbs to the middle rope and drops another knee!
Hoss - Jonathan Michaels is in a bad way, Jess!
King - I’d be shocked if he can even finish the match!
Amigo picks Jonathan up and hangs him upside down in the corner.
Hoss - Amigo with bad intentions in mind here, Jess!
Amigo backs up, then runs at Michaels, catching him with a knee to the midsection! Michaels falls to the mat, where Amigo sits him up.
King - Uh-oh, Gorilla! We all know what’s comin’ next!
Amigo goes for the Bom-Ba-Ye…
BUT MICHAELS CATCHES THE LEG AND LOCKS ON THE KEYGRIP!!
Hoss - KEYGRIP!!! Michaels locks on the Keygrip!
Amigo tries to grab the rope, but Michaels quickly pulls him back to the middle of the ring! Amigo screams, but tries to get to the ropes again! Michaels again pulls him back, but this time Amigo flips him over into a rollup!
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Amigo grabs the bottom rope!
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3!
Muffer - Here is your winner, Amigo!
Amigo quickly rolls to the outside, but Michaels follows him! Jonathan rams him into the ringpost, then goes for a stinger splash, but Amigo moves! Jonathan eats the ringpost, as Amigo beats a quick retreat, passing DR Jackson on the ramp. Jackson walks over to Michaels and pulls his head up by the hair. He says something to Michaels that the mic can’t pick up, then drops his bloodied soon to be opponent. He goes to leave, but Michaels clutches his leg! Jackson kick’s him off and continues up the ramp, but Michaels suddenly shows life and tackles Jackson from behind!
Hoss - Unbelievable! Jonathan Michaels has been battered, beaten, and bloodied, yet he still fights!
Michaels and Jackson brawl on the ramp until referees and security run out to break it up! They get the two separated, but this is obviously not over.
King - Gorilla, these two will meet at Botch at the Beach in a number one contenders match! If this is any indication, we are in for one hell of a match!
The Boiler Room
BRB is counting cash when Tyfo walks in.
BRB: Uh... who-
Tyfo: The Pain Train, BRB; Tyfo. Mister Money in the Bank. The man who's gonna challenge our fellow Family member Jay Carroll for the World Championship. Remember?
BRB blinks.
BRB: You're facing a fellow Family member?
Tyfo: You know what, Don't worry about it right now. I know your kind of....not all there at the moment, so just let me handle this...
Last week I came on Niteraw and said I was tired of sitting around waiting for Botch at the Beach to come. I didn't want to just lay back and relax anymore. Mr. Drakin, I appreciated the time off, but I'm ready to go now. So I decided to come to the Boiler Room, and I invited my opponent, the WWCF Champion Jay Carroll to join me.
Well, I haven't heard a thing out of Jay in the last seven days, nothing. And as you can see, he's not here in the Boiler Room with BRB and myself. Because of my respect for my fellow Family member and our World Champ, I'm going to assume that he's intensely training for his upcoming title defense against yours truly. Because I know your not afraid to come out here this week, and I know if you could be here, you would be.
But for all the respect that I have for you Jay, you are going to have to respect the fact that at Botch at the Beach, your WWCF Championship will become mine!
I've been in this company since day, hour, minute, second number one! I'm a patient guy and I've waited for my chance to come. I've watched people come and go, and come back and go again, but I've been right here the whole time. Last year when I won Money in the Bank, I knew that the wheels were finally in motion and that when the time was right I would take that final step up the ladder and become World Champion. And that is exactly what I intend to do at Botch at the Beach. I've climbed the ladder to the very top, and that top step has your name on it Jay.
Friend, Family member, whatever. It doesn't matter to me anymore who's standing in front of me. Because after 3 years of preparing for this moment, nobody..........NOBODY is going to slow down this runaway Pain Train.
Jay Carroll, wherever you are right now, just know, your about to step right in the middle of the tracks, and I'm the Train that's gonna run you down! Your championship is coming home to me and after Botch at the Beach, finally, finally, FINALLY! Tyfo will be the WWCF Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD.........with all due respect.
BRB: Okay, well. Good luck with that.
Hoss: Folks, next Monday night, live from Parts Unknown Beach, it’s Botch at the Beach!
King: I can’t wait, Gorilla! Tyfo and Carroll for the World Title, Metal Express defend the Tag belts against the Hate Machines, and Jackson/Michaels!
Hoss: Plus, some new additions to the show. First off, we have a special non-title match between Hardcore Champion The Smokin’ Vokoun and Inter-Forum Champion The Man in Black!
King: After what’s happened to BRB at The Man in Black’s hands, what kinda war are we gonna see?!
Hoss: As a result of Sparks’ win earlier tonight, he will now challenge the Champion of Honor Evil M!
King: Sparks has gotten a few over M recently, Gorilla, but The Evil One isn’t the Champ for nothin’!
Hoss: Announced earlier tonight, Mad Man Mulligan will battle the General of the Monkey Army in a stuffed monkey on a pole match!
King: We’ve seen some bizarre matches Gorilla, most involving the General, but this one has the potential to be the craziest yet!
Hoss: And just announced, a big tag team encounter! Following the controversial ending to the Colt/Whitey match, we have just learned that Colt and Jazzman will team up to face Whitey and BRB!
King: This match will be very interesting Gorilla, partly because we haven’t seen BRB compete since his accident at Wheel of Misfortune!
Hoss: Plus, will Viva Los Bio Dome show up, and if so, who is this opponent Seth has promised?!
King: I can think of quite a few people who’d like a piece of Viva, so I can’t wait to see who it is!
Hoss: Folks, next Monday night. Call your cable providers. Botch at the Beach. Don’t miss it. Goodnight, folks!
Credits: Evill M, Seth Drakin, Caleb Fourchon, Square, Mad Man Mulligan, BRB, and Tyfo
