Monday Niteraw - November 2, 2009
11/20/09
*We see Seth Drakin in his office smiling at the camera.*
Seth: Good evening, I have a few announcements to make involving In Your Apartment and next week. First, I would like make it official that at In Your Apartment, Damn Right Jackson will face the Inter-Forums Champion for that very title. Now why I have not said who is the champion is because tonight, M.O.P. has decided to defend that title. against Stryker. Let this be known that the winner of that match will defend that title will have his next title defense at In Your Apartment against Damn Right Jackson so if M.O.P. loses the belt, his contractual rematch will not happen until after Jackson gets his shot.
The next two announcements will be involving the World Heavyweight Championship. You see, I have been hearing all week that WWCF has become a democracy and not a dictatorship like it used to be. Well, I am here to state that while I am a listening person, I still make the final decisions here whether you like them or not. And right now, I have decided that for now, that Jazzman has to defend the world title against TWO Men in a triple threat match.
The first man he will be defending that belt against will be a man who has been world champion before. A man who sent Above Average out of the WWCF, King Motor Colt. Now, I know I am going to hear garbage about the rich getting richer and the poor getting poor while also hearing crap that MC does not deserve a title shot. Well, I looked back at Double A's promo at Night of the Wrestling Zombies and he did state that if he had won that match, he would be the #1 contender for the world title and if he lost, his contract would not be renewed. Obviously since he wasnt here last week and I have to make this decision, you can tell he lost. But the man who beat him recieved nothing for retiring a big time star so while the King and I have heated pasts where each of us has two decisions over the other, I am granting Motor Colt a world title shot that would be given to Above Average if he had won.
Now hear me out also, I did say that right now there will be a triple threat match so King Motor Colt will not be the only man to be in this match. Next week, there will be a battle royal to decide who will be the third man in the triple threat match.
Now there will be a few exclusions or those who already have matches at In Your Apartment and those who have a match next week that is being booked tonight. Two of those people who will be excluded from this battle royal will be of course the World Champion Jazzman and the man who lost his chance to bring honor to the Heatz Title (his words, not mine), Aaron Enigma. Why is Aaron being excluded from the battle royal? When I said said that right now the world title match will be a triple threat match, I meant that it could be changed into a fatal four way match involving Mr. Enigma. All Aaron has to do is beat the World Heavyweight Champion next week in a non-title match and he is in.
Of course two more exclusions will be the Inter-Forums Champion and Damn Right Jackson so the loser of the match tonight is cordially invited to compete in the battle royal and attempt to earn his spot in the main event.
More exclusions will involve The Heatz Champion TTS and his challenger. TTS, you may be the Heatz Champion.....but until last night, you have been very willing to defend that title so you owe me two title shots in one month to make up and your second title shot will be against a guy you know very well. In some ways, you can call this guy your friend. The bottom line is after Gookermania II, a certain gentleman was never granted a rematch for the belt he was never pinned to lose. So despite both the champion and the challenger's objections, at In Your Apartment....TTS will defend the Heatz Title against.......his tag team partner and former Heatz Champion, "Champagne" Jay Carroll.
Now onto the final two exclusions. Jonathan Michaels....you have greatly dissapointed me by doing what you did at Night of the Wrestling Zombies so not only are you excluded from the battle royal, you will be defending that sacriligious belt of yours against a man who in that fatal four way you did not pin and a man who I like to think is a protege of mine, YellowJacket.
*Seth goes to his desk and grabs a piece of paper.*
Seth: Now before I continue with addressing the Hardcore Champion and his challenger, I wish to speak to the man who we found out was "Evil La Parka".....The former CEO, Dave. Now you may call yourself D-Day Dave, but Dave is what I am just going to call you. What I have here in my hands was a contract that you signed while being the CEO and unfortunately, I see a clause you failed to care about. The clause says that as CEO, you will not compete in this ring at all. Of course, since it has come out you have violated your own contract which has your nice signature on it. I have been debating with the board of directors on what to do with your sorry self. Unfortunately, since you are Evil La Parka, you are contracted as a wrestler so I can't fire you on the spot. But what I can do is fine you for violating your contract. You see as two individuals, you gained two different types of salary. I have spoken with the board and we have all agreed that you are being fined $500,000 dollars for this violations. Consider this a generous penalty.
*Seth puts down the piece of paper and signals for something to come in. We see the crate brought in and opened.*
Seth: Back to the Hardcore Champion and challenger. First, I did say that the champion who surrendered this belt would be rewarded and like M.O.P. said, a champion is a champion so Jonathan, when you refused me, you told me that you thought that I was going to screw you on the reward and sadly, you would be far from the truth. In fact, because you did not do that...you dont get this option and instead, YellowJacket gets the honor of wearing what I am about to bestow when he beats you.
*Seth takes out the contents of the box and it is the Championship of Honor belt.*
Seth: That is right, the man who is champion and gives me the Hardcore Title will be the new Champion of Honor. Now, this belt is actually more prestigious than the Hardcore Title because everyone who has held this belt has gone on to be World Champion afterwards. I was the first champion and afterwards, I was able to be World Champion, defeating my arch-nemesis Little Naitch in a short match. The second person, who beat me to take this belt and I would take this title back at Rumble In The Jungle, is the man who through hook or crook, beat me on the same night to become World Champion. That man is of course the man who has defended that belt quite well and is in fact still your World Champion, Jazzman. So basically, everyone who has held this belt has become World Champion. You can not say that for the Hardcore Title. While two people who won this belt became world champion, there are more people who have failed to do anything afterwards.
So be proud YellowJacket that you will be soon wearing this historic belt after you defeat that ingrate. Oh and Jonathan....once you lose that title and the new champion has this title, because it will no longer the Hardcore Title, you wont be getting a contractual rematch. So enjoy your ungrateful reign as Hardcore Champion because once it is thankfully over, you will be starting as square one and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Oh, almost forgot. To make sure we get a fair decision, anyone who is not officially involved in this match will be banned at ringside. And if any of your friends decide to help you out, you will be stripped of the title and the new champion will be YellowJacket.
That is all and to all, have a good show.
*The camera fades out with Seth smiling.*
The NiteRaw opening video plays and we are LIVE in the Parts Unknown Arena.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss calling all the action at ringside, along with my partner Jesse King!
Gorilla, look around.
The camera pans to the ring, to show the steel cage being lowered.
Fans, as you can see they are lowering the cage! In just a few moments, Aaron Enigma battles Viva Los Bio Dome!
Steel Cage Match: Aaron Enigma V. Viva Los Bio Dome
The following contest is a STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
*Safety Dance*
Introducing first, from Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, Viva Los Bio Dome!
*Make A Move*
And his opponent, now residing in Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, Aaron Enigma!
Aaron and Viva examine the cage before exchanging a look. Aaron walks to the center of the ring and holds his hand out. Viva takes it and the two shake hands. The crowd cheers at the respect as the two lock up. Viva pushes Aaron back into the corner and cleanly breaks as the ref pulls them apart. The two move to the center and lock up again. Aaron twists Viva into a headlock. Viva attempts to push Aaron off, but Aaron stops it using leverage. Viva lifts Aaron up for a back suplex, but Aaron flips through it. Aaron grabs Viva's arm and wrenches it but Viva rolls through and applies a hammerlock on Aaron. Aaron manages to flip Viva over him and the two get up. They relax for a second as the crowd cheers again at the display.
The two lock up again, but Viva stops it with a kick to the stomach. He throws Aaron into the cage and he bounces off. Viva goes to throw him again, but Aaron reverses it and throws Viva into the cage instead. He quickly grabs Viva and plants him with a DDT and goes for the pin.
1.....2..Viva kicks out!
Aaron lifts up Viva and throws him into the corner. He charges at Viva for a spear but Viva moves out of the way and Aaron hits the cage with his head. He falls to the ground grabbing his head and Viva pounces on him, delivering a series of punches. Aaron develops a small cut on his head and begins to bleed. Viva lifts up Aaron and attempts a suplex, however Aaron flips through it. Viva turns around and Aaron gets him with a double leg takedown. He looks behind him to the cage and smiles. He turns back to Viva and catapults him head first into the cage. Viva begins to bleed as he staggers around. Aaron comes up and headbutts him making both man's head bleed even more. Aaron lifts Viva up and attempts to suplex him but Viva flips through and slams Aaron into the cage before attempting a roll-up.
1.....2....Aaron just barely kicks Viva off him!
Viva goes to lift up Aaron and hits him with a couple of right hands. Aaron staggers back into the ropes. Viva goes to whip him but Aaron reverses it. On the rebound Aaron hits a back body drop on Viva. Aaron quickly goes to Viva and lifts him up before locking him in an abdominal stretch. Viva fights to break out but Aaron keeps putting pressure on it. Viva manages to break it but falls in pain, grabbing his ribs. Aaron decides to head for the door to get out. He opens the door and attempts to climb out. However Viva grabs him by the neck and quickly plants Aaron with a DDT of his own. Both men lay in the ring, struggling to get to their feet. Viva manages to make it first and attempt to get to the door, but Aaron lunges at him and slams Viva into the cage. Aaron quickly grabs Viva and attempts to hit a reverse STO, but Viva stops it and throws Aaron into the corner. Viva runs at Aaron and attempts a splash but Aaron catches him and runs to the center of the ring before planting him with a big STO. Aaron struggles to put his arm on top of Viva and the ref counts.
1.....2.....Viva BARELY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
The men are down in the ring. Bloodstains cover about half of the ring as the two men climb to their feet. They look at each other and charge. Both men connect with punches, trying to make each other fall. Both men end up brawling into the corner. Aaron kicks Viva in the stomach and attempts to climb up the cage wall and escape. Viva stops him by clubbing him in the back. He grabs Aaron and sets up to hit the Bio Dome from the top rope! Aaron however manages to counter and slams Viva's head into the cage. Aaron then grabs the dazed Viva, and lifts him up before hitting the Brilliant Deduction from the top rope! Viva lays motionless as Aaron crawls over to him. He drapes his arm over his fallen opponent and the ref counts.
1.....2.....3!
Here is your winner, Aaron Enigma!
The crowd erupts in cheers as Aaron slowly makes it to his feet after that brutal match. The cage lifts up as Aaron drags Viva to the corner and lifts him up, having the corner support him. He gently slaps Viva to wake him up. Viva comes to, and realizes he lost. However he smirks and shakes hands with Aaron again. The two men turn to the crowd and lift their hands up. Aaron asks for a mic and he speaks.
What you just witnessed was one of THE GREATEST CAGE MATCHES OF ALL TIME! Now, I may have lost the Heatz title match, but I hope tonight's match inspired some newcomers to give it their all in that ring and to keep challenging themselves with tougher opponents and bigger goals.
Now, onto next week. I don't know the story of the World Title Match. However, that doesn't concern me right now. What does is this Square fellow. He seems to think he deserves a shot at the World Title as well. And he wants to prove he is better than me in a fight. So next week Square I accept your challenge. I just hope you realize just how far I'm willing to go. Look at me Square, I have lost a lot of blood in this match. I'm lightheaded, my vision is blurry and I'm probably going to collapse at any moment. However, I won, and that's the important thing. Next week, I hope you are ready for a match you will never forget.
Lastly, before this gets out of hand, I should explain something to everyone, especially you King. You think I'm being dishonorable? You think I'm a hypocrite? Here's the deal. I've explained this since I've been in this company. I'm only as nice as my opponent is. If my opponent is going to cheat, I'm going to get revenge. You may call it dishonorable, I call it karma. I'm not going to sit around and let people cheat their way to the top. It just isn't right. And if it takes a taste of their own medicine to wake them up, so be it. Oh, and Jay, I dunno if you were blind or something man, but I wrecked TTS after that match while you sat there. You made a good choice though, it coulda been you that ended up in Extreme Interrogation. I suggest you rethink your association with TTS unless you want to end up like he eventually will, a nobody.
Tonight, I celebrate my victory, same as Viva. We have respect for one another, because we aren't that different. We've been under-appreciated for our actions and now we're going to take what we feel we deserve. That's really the only way to get something around here anyways. However, Viva, I know you and Seth don't see eye to eye but he is the CEO, so whatever he says goes. Remember, I didn't like D-Day Dave but he let me get away with a lot of stuff, and then I got him fired. So think of it this way. Seth can help you. Show him respect, treat the CEO nicely, he will treat you nicely. Now, sorry to cut this short but I need to start preparing for next week's match against Parallelogram.
Aaron and Viva stagger from the ring supporting each other as they walk up the entrance ramp and disappear.
Folks, it’s hard to argue with Aaron. That was one hell of a match we just saw!
And that was only the start of the show, Gorilla!
That’s right! Still to come, the Hardcore and Inter-Forum Championship contenders are in action, we’ll see a big six man tag team match, and the Inter-Forum Championship will be defended in our main event!
*THE BOILER ROOM*
Welcome to my show tonight everyone!
I'm taking a day off to showcase a new up and comer in this business named Sparktimus, who has a match tonight with fellow newcomer, Yellowjacket!
First off, why, do you have, a fascination, or obsession, with spiders?
Well, you see...when I was a kid about 3 or 4, I had an obsession with bugs and collecting them. Believe it or not, I had never seen a spider before. My family was too poor to afford a TV at that time and never saw them on TV although I had heard of them.
The first time I saw a spider, I was instantly intrigued. The way it looked and moved was intimidating to its prey. When it ate a fly caught in its web, it was just about the grossest\awesome thing I had ever seen at that age.
I squash spiders with my big, massive, pipe wrench when I see them in MY boiler room!
But out of curiosity, what is your favorite kind of spider?
I was thinking 'tarantula', but my nod goes to the black widow. Not only for its design on its back, but for its ethics. It does anything it can to protect itself and its hatchlings. Now, I'm not exactly a family man, for I do not have children, but if I were to, that would be my mindset.
Onto more pressing matters though, you attacked Amigo at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies and cost him the WWCF Hardcore Title, helping preserve it for my former nemesis Jonathan, Michaels.
Why?
Why? I don't know if you have been paying attention, but in the infant weeks of my career, Amigo attacked me, drugged me, and forced me to compete in Tag Team Round Robin matches. When he was done with me, he literally threw me to the fishes like a used up dish rag!
I have very good reason to cost him that title. He treated me like crap and made me do various odd jobs for him like...*sigh*...cooking pancakes for him. It just downright pissed me off. He is nothing but an arrogant, stubborn head case! We have seen him throw a temper tantrum when he tried to attack D-Day Dave after rightfully losing his job as commissioner. It really brought out his true mentality. Whining, throwing a fit, he is a big baby!
So do you have any more plans for Amigo?
Heh...as a matter of fact, I do have something for him...a challenge. Sure sure, like I said before, I am just a greenhorn in this business. A rookie. And he is a very skilled fighter. A formidable opponent. But I am perfectly capable of taking him on in any capacity. Ooh, before you write me off as the loser, this match isn't just any match. This match to my liking will be a No Holds Barred match
That's right. No count outs...no disqualification...no remorse... Amigo you have the rest of this month and next month to accept this match. If you choose not to accept...then that's ok. You will just be a laughing stock of the locker room for not willing to fight a rookie in such a match.
However, if you DO choose to accept, you will endure great pain and misery. As will I, I'm sure. But either choice, Amigo, you can't win. It is the ultimate ultimatum. On one hand you will be made a mockery of. On the other, you will fight me in a grueling and dangerous match that could possibly cut our careers short. Even if you win, Amigo...you will not walk out as victor...for you shall be stretchered out.
So...go ahead...make your choice...partner.
Well I'd like to thank you for joining me in the boiler room tonight.
When I and my brethren get back on our feet, you can be sure that you'll be getting some phone calls.
Sparks V. Yellow Jacket
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit.
*Going Down In Flames plays on the PA. Yellowjacket appears on the stage and slowly makes his way toward the ring.*
Introducing first, from Lancaster Pensylvania. He weighs in tonight at 224 pounds, this is Yellowjacket.
*Yellowjacket enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd’s disdain.*
And his opponent-
*Pull me under plays on the PA. Sparks makes his way on stage along with his pet spider Scar.*
Accompanied to the ring by Scar, he resides from Sevierville Tennessee. He weighs in tonight at 216 pounds, this is Sparks.
*Sparks places Scar in his box, climbs into the ring and waits in the corner opposite Yellowjacket.*
This will be a battle of two of the young lions of the WWCF.
Neither guy has been here for more than two months. But both guys have already taken different paths to one another.
That’s true Jesse. It should be interesting to see how this match goes.
*The referee calls for the bell.*
Both competitors meet center ring and begin a feeling out process. Yellowjacket takes control with a rear waist lock and grounds it, placing himself on top of Sparks. Sparks tries to escape, but Yellowjacket simply breaks the hold, stands up and pats Sparks on the cheek while smirking. Sparks gets back to his feet and the two meet center ring again. Sparks applies a standing arm wringer, but Yellowjacket quickly reverses it into one of his own. Sparks looks to rolls out of his grip. But before he can even start Yellowjacket again breaks his hold and smirks.
Look at his confidence Gorilla. He knows he’s got this in the bag.
I think it’s overconfidence myself Jesse. I wouldn’t sell Sparks short for one second.
Yellowjacket draws a figurative line across the ring and challenges Sparks to meet him again. Sparks complies and they lock up collar and elbow tie. Sparks manages to push Yellowjacket back a step. Yellowjacket takes control by turning into a modified wrist lock, transitions into a headlock and then grounds Sparks again with a takedown. Sparks, climbs to his knees and gracefully positions himself in a handstand. He falls forwards, on top of Yellowjacket, and applies a tight arm bar. Yellowjacket, fights against the move but Sparks holds it in tight. Yellowjacket crawls towards the nearby ropes and places his foot on the bottom one. Sparks breaks the hold and mockingly pats Yellowjacket on the cheek. Yellowjacket slides outside and kicks the guardrail in frustration. Sparks taunts him inside and Yellowjacket angrily slides back in. He rushes Sparks, who dodges his clothes line and hits his own to the back of Yellowjackets head. He grabs him and delivers a back suplex held into a pin.
1…
2…
Yellowjacket kicks out.
Sparks applies his armbar again and Yellowjacket struggles in the hold. He reaches for the ropes again, but Sparks drags him ring center. Yellowjacket slides himself around and rolls Sparks into a complex pinning predicament.
1…
2…
Sparks releases Yellowjacket to break the pin.
Like I said Jesse. Don’t sell Sparks short. Yellowjacket looked this close to losing this one.
That may be true Gorilla. But at the same time, Jacket had an answer to that move as well.
This match is getting hot folks. Stay tuned.
Yellowjacket shakes the pain of his arm off and chops Sparks back into the turnbuckle. He lifts him up and attempts a second ropes superplex. Sparks fights against the hold and lifts Yellowjacket up, sending him face first to the mat. He climbs to the top rope as Yellowjacket stumbles to his feet and takes him down again with a flying clothesline. He signals for the Spark-te-Plex and grabs Yellowjacket for the finisher. As he lifts him up in the suplex, Yellowjacket slides out behind Sparks and applying a rear waist clutch delivers a nasty German suplex. Dazed, Sparks climbs to his knees and Yellowjacket meets him with a superkick as he’s kneeling. He goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Somehow Sparks kicks out, though seems almost completely out of it.
Wow, I thought that was it. This Sparks kid is showing us something tonight.
It’s not over till it’s over Jesse. Sparks knows that all to well. He won’t give up without a fight.
Yellowjacket is flabbergasted that the match is still going. But he quickly regains his focus and locks in the crossface hold. Sparks fights in the hold, but Yellowjacket holds on tight. Sparks teases taping, but instead tries to power out of the hold. Yellowjacket quickly breaks the hold and grabbing Sparks other arm rolls forward into a cradle.
1..
2…
3
The winner of this match, Yellowjacket.
Yellowjacket rolls outside, raises his arms above his head and smirks. Inside the ring, Sparks sits in the turnbuckle corner and clutches his head while grimacing. Yellowjacket turns back towards him, and wipes his brow, making a now sweat gesture. He walks backstage, all the while bad mouthing nearby fans. Sparks in disappointment, rolls out himself and follows suit while the crowd chants his name.
You gotta give it up for both men. That was a phenomenal match!
Well, what else would you expect from two high caliber competitors like Sparks and YellowJacket?
Absolutely. Up next, Headbanger Man takes on The General of the Monkey Army!
Headbanger Man V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Wild Child)
Introducing first, from Kent, England and weighing 263 pounds...THE HEADBANGER MAN!
(King Kong 2004 theme)
And his opponent, accompanied by Tinker, from Lansing, Michigan and weighing 225 pounds...THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!
- Both men trade punches in the centre of the ring straight from the opening bell. Headbanger gets the better of the exchange and whips General into the ropes, but gets met with a Lou Thesz press and a series of right hands to the head. General hits a running kneelift for the first near-fall of the contest.
- Headbanger rolls to the outside of the ring to regroup, however he is hit by a clothesline from the apron by General. General tries to throw Headbanger into the steel steps, but it is reversed, and he goes flying knees-first into the steps. Headbanger nails his opponent with a few right hands of his own, and then scoop slams General onto the entrance ramp. Following this, he makes his way back into the ring, taunting the fans with some air drumming.
- Headbanger goes back outside to punish General some more. He drops General onto a ringside barricade, and then pushes him back into the ring. As General gets back to his feet, Headbanger goes for a springboard blockbuster, but is hit with a sudden dropkick. General again goes for a cover, but only gets 2. He whips Headbanger into the turnbuckles, and scores with the monkeyflip. General goes up to the top rope and gestures to the crowd. He attempts the diving headbutt, but Headbanger manages to evade it. He is able to make a cover, but only gets 2, as General shoots a shoulder up.
- Headbanger hits a reverse DDT, and a couple of swift elbow drops, but again this only results in a near-fall. He sets up General for the Holy Driver, but General counters it into a jackknife cover, which gets 2. General then gets Headbanger into an inside cradle, but again the pin attempt is unsuccessful. Headbanger briefly regains the advantage with an eye rake and is reprimanded by the referee. He then receives an eye rake in response from General for his troubles. General winds up for the Monkey Paw, but Headbanger ducks underneath it, and General ends up hitting the referee instead, seemingly knocking him out cold.
- Headbanger tries to attack a surprised General, but ends up taking a spinebuster. General locks in the Monkey Wrench, and after a struggle Headbanger taps out, however the referee is still out from the punch. General tries to revive the referee as Headbanger Man rolls out of the ring. After trying to get the official to come to for a few seconds, General turns his attention to his opponent and tries to pull him back into the ring, but Headbanger nails him with a stiff chair shot, which busts General open!
- Headbanger puts the chair under the ring, rolls inside and lands the Double Bass DDT. The referee stirs and makes the 3 count.
Here is your winner....THE HEADBANGER MAN!
- Headbanger Man throws up the devil horns, and then leaves through the crowd, air drumming as he goes.
And Headbanger Man bouncing back quickly from his loss to M.O.P. at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
Not at all surprising Jess. Headbanger Man isn’t one to let anybody keep him down for very long. Coming up next-
*Panic Switch*
What’s goin’ on Gorilla?
Jay Carroll makes his way down to the ring.
I’m not sure, Jess. I thought we were going to have the six man tag team match next, but instead, it looks like we’re being joined by Jay Carroll.
Jay grabs the mic.
First off, I would like to thank our new CEO Seth Drakin for allowing me to have this time to speak. Although I may not agree with a few of his methods of running this company, he is a fair and hands-on kinda guy, unlike the last CEO we had.
Moving on, I have to address a matter of great importance...
*Crowd begins booing loudly, overtaking Jay's voice*
Every freaking week with you people. If you idiots would shut the hell up and let me finish, maybe I wouldn't take up so much of your time. Eat some popcorn, enjoy an Eskimo Pie, just shut up already!
Anyway, now that the morons who make up our audience are done expressing themselves, I have to address a matter of great importance. Aaron Enigma, sit down. I'm not talking about you, Inspector Gadget. I'm talking about our "esteemed"w WWCF Champion, Mr. Jazzman.
You see, while you may have everyone else fooled, buying into your mystique as a easy going, Miles Davis admiring, White Knight of WrestleCrap, you also have the audacity to commit your crimes in broad daylight and get away with it. Unlike every other World Champ this company has ever had, you got to the top not by force or cunning, but by attrition. You claim to represent the honor and valor of professional wrestling, yet you take th easy way out every chance you get. You want proof?
*Jay points to the CrapTron. The footage of Jazzman vs Sparks plays in its entirety*
A 30 second match for the world champ the week before the biggest show of the year. Against an untested rookie. You literally hit one simple move and pinned him. And since you're this paragon of honor and valor, the poor guy THANKED you for this. It was pathetic, the world champ of this company feeding a kid a table scrap and he thanked you like a character from Oliver Twist! "Moar, pleeze, sire?"
*Jay points to the CrapTron again, showing footage of Jazzman vs YellowJacket*
Once again, here you are wrestling a rookie, who was 1-@ thanks to taking advantage of a pre-existing injury in his debut. No offense YellowJacket, but you did nothing to earn that match except for brag about something you barely had anything to do with, and Jazzman was more than happy to pad his title reign with a non-title match with a newcomer. Once again, this happened without anyon so much as batting an eyelash! "Look, our beloved World Champ is willing to work with the young talent." Yeah, right. More like willing to take advantage of an over-zealous person.
*Jay points to the CrapTron and brings up footage of Jazzman vs "Damn Right" Jackson*
Here you are, facing a guy that we showcased with jobber squashes for his first two weeks in the company. His claim to fame is being the militant black guy from West Philly who loves to pick fights. Did you use your champion's discretion to prevent him from stepping in the ring with you? No! You gladly accepted his challenge, knowing it would be an easy victory!
Jazzman, the atrocities stop right here, right now. You wanna pick on rookies in the name of "helping out the young guys" now that you're World Champ, but I don't ever remember you showing skin nor hair on Heetz!!1 when I came around. I'm undefeated in singles competiton. I've beaten more men in this company than all three of the men I've shown on the CrapTron tonight by myself. Yet, you gave them matches before I was allowed one? I think I know why!
*The lights in the arena dim, and a spotlight is cast over Jay Carroll. He walks to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope, and stands*
JAZZMAN IS AFRAID OF JAY CARROLL!
You wanna prove me wrong, bring your dishonest ass down this ramp and take me on RIGHT NOW! I'm waiting!
*The arena lights come back on and Jay paces in the ring. After two minutes, the crowd goes from eagerly awaiting Jazzman's music to hit and him to walk down the ramp, to confusion on why the World Champ hasn't appeared yet. A referee comes down to the ring, and Jay orders him to count. The referee looks confused until Jay screams at him to begin his count, and he finally begins*
1...
2....
3....
4....
5.....
6....
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9....
10!
Did we just witness Jay Carroll gain a victory over our World Champ? Was that even official?
*Jay screams at the referee to raise his arm and for the announcer to make the call*
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match by countout, "Champagne" Jay Carroll!
Its official! Jay Carroll now holds a win over the reigning World Champ! Jazzman is really afraid of him! I can't believe it!
*Jay leaves the ring grinning from ear to ear as the audience boos him. He poses at the top of the ramp and mouths the words "Next world champ" before ducking behind the curtain*
Well, I’m not sure how legitimate that win was, but moving on, up next is the special six man tag team attraction!
Six Man Tag Team Attraction: King Motor-Colt, Jonathan Michaels, and Jazzman V. Tyfo and Two Guys Who Seriously Rock w/ The Boiler Room Brawler
The following six man tag team match is set for one fall.
*New Blackjacks theme*
Introducing first, being accompanied by The Boiler Room Brawler, the team of the 2009 Money in the Bank winner Tyfo and the WWCF World Tag Team Champions Starshine and Cthulhu, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!
*DOA*
And their opponents, first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
*Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em*
From Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 250 pounds... King Motor-Colt!
*Lilac Lane*
And from upstate New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, he is the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, Jazzman!
All six men face off, as referee Spud Johnson tries to maintain order. Jazzman and Starshine start the match. At the bell, they go into a lockup, into a side headlock, into a hammerlock, back to the headlock, and Jazzman takes Starshine to the mat. Jazzman tries to cinch in the headlock, but Starshine rolls him up.
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Kickout. Both men back up, Starshine tags Cthulhu. Cthulhu charges Jazzman, who sidesteps him. Cthulhu hit’s the ropes and bounces back, right into a back body drop! Jazzman tags Michaels. Michaels goes right to work on Cthulhu with blows to the back of the neck, then a headbutt. Cthulhu crawls to his corner and tags in Tyfo. Tyfo and Michaels lock up. Michaels throw’s Tyfo to the mat, but the “Corporate Pain Train” is right back to his feet. Another lock up, this time Tyfo armdrag’s Michaels to the mat. He stays on him, working the arm. Starshine tags back in and continues the attack, sitting Michaels up and dropkicking him in the arm. Cover.
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Kickout. Cthulhu tags in. Starshine holds Michaels over his knee, as Cthulhu comes down with stomp! Cover!
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Kickout! Cthulhu pulls Michaels up and hit’s the Japanese Cyclone suplex! Tyfo tags in and drops and elbow on the Hardcore Champion. Cover!
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Kickout! Tyfo goes back to the arm, applying a standing armbar, while slamming it with his knee. Michaels tries to fight back, but Tyfo kicks him down. Starshine tags back in. He pulls Michaels into the corner and comes running at him, but Jonathan moves! Starshine runs knee-first into the turnbuckle! Both men are down, as Starshine crawls over and tags Cthulhu! Cthulhu grabs Michaels, but too late, as Michaels tags in Colt! Colt charges in and unloads with punches on Cthulhu, as well as on Tyfo and Starshine when they try to interfere. Cthulhu throws a punch, but Colt blocks it and hit’s a jawbreaker! Starshine tries to help his partner, but Michaels hit’s the Fade to Black! Starshine falls to the outside as Colt hit’s the million dollar kneelift on Cthulhu! As Cthulhu get’s to his feet, Colt runs the ropes and hit’s a neckbreaker! Tyfo tries to stop Colt’s momentum, but Jonathan cut’s him off with another Fade to Black! Colt goes to the top rope and nails Cthulhu with a flying forearm! He then pulls Cthulhu up, but as he goes for the Story on Page One, Jazzman runs in and locks Cthulhu in the Mercy Mercy Mercy! Cthulhu taps out!
Here are your winners, WWCF Hardcore Champion Jonathan Michaels, King Motor-Colt, and WWCF World Heavyweight Champion Jazzman!
Well, they get the win, but Colt doesn’t look happy.
I don’t blame him. He had the match won, but Jazzman had to steal the glory for himself!
Colt asks Jazzman what he was doing. The two start arguing, but Jonathan get’s between them and raises both their hands, saying that they all won. Jazzman and Colt reluctantly agree and shake hands.
Well, for now at least, alls well that ends well. Up next, “Damn Right” Jackson battles Cage King!
”Damn Right” Jackson V. Cage King
Boiler Room Brawler stands at the entrance.
"Too black, too strong... Damn right!"
Bring Tha Noise
Introducing first, from West Philly, weighing in at 296 pounds, DR, “Damn Right” Jackson!
BRB approaches DR Jackson with a mic in hand.
DR Jackson, I reckon that you have been considering my offer.
Yeah, I have been thinking about it.
So what do you say? Do you join us and we ascend back to power?
DR Jackson looks to the crowd as it waits in anticipation.
He turns back to the mic.
Neither enemy nor friend.
Neither enemy nor friend?
Damn right.
DR Jackson continues walking to the ring as the smarks pop.
Cage King enters performing a new freestyle.
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, Cage King!
Referee John Creed signals both men to begin their match.
DR Jackson stands still, his arms crossed, waiting for Cageking to make a move as he circles him, sizing him up.
Cageking lunges at DR Jackson, who thrusts his fist out and knocks Cageking to the ground.
Jackson pursues Cageking who rolls out of the way.
Jackson drops to his knee to try to catch Cageking but misses.
Cageking kicks himself back up to his feet and chick kicks DR Jackson in the face.
Jackson falls backwards as Cageking jumps up into the air and elbow drops him in the stomach.
Jackson throws another punch at Cageking, who puts his hand to head to massage the hit as Jackson returns to his feet.
Jackson locks arms with Cageking and gains control by punching him in the side.
Jackson lifts Cageking to his side for a sidewalk slam, but he gets down on one knee for a backbreaker.
Cageking reels from the pain as Jackson returns to his feet.
Jackson pursues Cageking and grabs him from behind, lifting him up off the ground and giant throwing him out of the ring.
Referee John Creed begins the count.
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Cageking starts to get up.
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Cageking is back on his feet.
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Cageking heads for the ring
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Cageking reaches the apron.
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Cageking rolls into the ring, only to be met with Jackson’s stomps.
Jackson mounts Cageking and starts to lay into him with punch after punch.
Cageking tries to backup but Jackson grabs him by the shirt and drags him back.
Jackson lays a few more punches to Cageking and then stands back up, picking up Cageking with him.
Jackson picks up Cageking and lifts him over his head for a gorilla press.
Cageking is still dazed and does not fight back.
Jackson heads to the ropes and tosses Cageking out of the ring.
Jackson rubs his hands together as if he’s done a job well done as Referee John Creed begins the count.
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Cageking returns to his feet.
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Cageking heads for the ring.
Jackson crosses the ropes.
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Cageking goes to slide into the ring but Jackson kicks him down.
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Referee John Creed calls the bell.
Your winner by means of a Count Out… D. R. Jackson!
Bring Tha Noise plays over the speakers.
Jackson looks to the entrance, but BRB is gone.
Jackson get’s the win, but we’re not sure if Boiler Room Brawler stuck around long enough to see it.
Oh I’m sure he was watching from somewhere in the building, Gorilla.
D-Day Dave comes out with no music and is wearing a black trenchcoat. He has shaved his goatee to make it in the same style as Lemmy from the band Motorhead.
Last week I dropped a bombshell. I as "Evil La Parka" finally unmasked. Now many of you might be wondering why I was "Evil La Parka"? Well it is pretty simple. I like to compete. I'm addicted to it. That hardcore style you saw from me as "Evil La Parka" was all me. Now being in a costume and running a company at the same time can kind of hold you back. I didn't accomplish as much as I wanted but now that I'm free to do whatever I will.
I thought about going for the hardcore title since I have never been quite able to. Especially with Seth Drakin trying to retire it which is a disgrace to this company and to me as the founding father of this company. But last week I realized that it is in good hands with Jonathan Michaels and he can fight off some wanna be amateur wrestling rookie named Yellow Jacket.
Instead I have decided to go after another championship...............the tag team championship!! It is held by two former stable mates of mine who were apart of throwing me out of the WWCF the night I was fired instead of having my back! There would be no sweeter revenge then to take what they so value!
Now on to who is going to be my tag team partner. This guy............
D-Day Dave is cut off by the music of WWCF Commissioner Jessica Morton with Mr. E and UN Owens following her.
Excuse me Dave but I have been notified by our wonderful WWCF CEO Seth Drakin that we have unfinished business with you. You betrayed us last week and now this week......it's time for you to pay.
Mr. E and UN Owens stalk D-Day Dave who is in the ring with his hands up ready to fight. Both of them slither under the ring ropes moving cautiously towards D-Day Dave. All of a sudden Wild Child by W.A.S.P. starts up on the PA and Headbanger Man runs down to the ring past Jessica Morton.
Both him and D-Day Dave fight off Mr. E and UN Owen and send them both over the top rope. D-Day Dave rips off his black trenchcoat to reveal a rock star outfit somewhat similar to Headbanger Man but in a different design as if they were in the same band.
Ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to introduce the newest and hottest tag team in the WWCF.................THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROCK ONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How bout that Jess?! We’ve just seen the formation of a new tag team!
What is Headbanger Man doing?! Seth Drakin is not a man he wants to be on the bad side of!
Headbanger Man is a big boy, Jess. He can make his own decisions.
Up next is our main event! M.O.P. defends the Inter-Forum Championship against Stryker!
Inter-Forum Championship Match: M.O.P. V. Stryker
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event, and it is for the Inter-Forum Championship!
*Bagpipes*
Introducing first, the challenger! He comes from the Depths of Your Soul. Weighing in at 240 lbs. He is one half of The Resistance: Stryker Dark Silence!
You know something Tim, Stryker's been given a lot of crap by the Inter-Forum Champion, and I don't agree. I think Stryker's one of the best in the WWCF today!
I agree with you there, King. Stryker was part of one of the best tag teams in this company's history: Stryker Duck Silence. He isn't going to be an easy opponent for the Inter-Forum Champion.
*AFI - Days of the Phoenix*
And now, hailing from Bergen County, New Jersey. Weighing in at 232 lbs. He is the Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!
M.O.P.'s feeling pretty confident lately. He just came off a huge win off of Headbanger Man at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
But remember, M.O.P. was crowned champion at a Niteraw. It's very possible he'll lose it here tonight.
The bell rings and Stryker and M.O.P. circle around each other in the ring, eyes focused on each other. It's the Inter-Forum Champion who makes the first move as goes for a quick grapple, and then a knife-edge chop. But Stryker just shakes it off and answers with his own knife-edge chop. The two go back and forth, with "WOOOOO!'s" from the crowd until both men's chests are bright pink. As M.O.P. goes for another counter-chop, the challenger catches his arm in mid-chop and hits him with a European Uppercut. Stryker bounces himself off the ropes for momentum and plants M.O.P. with a Thesz Press, followed by punching him furiously in the face. After he's had enough of using M.O.P. as his personal punching bag, he goes for a cover.
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M.O.P. kicks out just after two. He turns over M.O.P. and puts him in a half Boston Crab. But it's near the ropes and the champion is able to reach for them to break the hold. But Stryker's refusing to let go! The ref starts a count.
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Stryker breaks the submission just before the ref counts to four. He kicks M.O.P. in the gut a few times as the champion struggles to get to his feet. But M.O.P. is able to catch Stryker's left leg and catch him off balance. Stryker falls on his back and M.O.P. goes for his own hold, a kneelock. But since this is near the same spot as Stryker's Boston Crab, he, too goes for the ropes. M.O.P. breaks the hold after the ref tells him to do so.
M.O.P. picks Stryker up and hits him with a European Uppercut. He grabs the Resistance member from behind and delivers a huge German Suplex. He doesn't let go from the hold, bridging the suplex into a pin.
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Stryker breaks free just after two. M.O.P. picks his spot and goes into the corner of the ring, winding up his left arm. As Stryker gets up, M.O.P. charges him with a huge clothesline. Stryker gets up again, and M.O.P. hits him with another clothesline! The crowd gets into it as M.O.P. winds up his arm for a third clothesline, but Stryker counters it by grabbing him and planting him with a massive overhead belly-to-belly suplex. He goes for a pin.
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M.O.P. just kicks out before the ref slaps his hand down for three! Stryker stomps him in a fury and has decided he's had enough. He signals for the Cyclone Cutter and attempts to use it to finish off M.O.P. and capture the Inter-Forum Championship. But M.O.P. counters the move! He counters Stryker's momentum and puts him in a fireman carry's position, executing the Jersey Driver. But instead of going for a pin, he drags Stryker into the middle of the ring and puts him in the Jughandle! Stryker tries furiously to break the hold or reach the ropes, but M.O.P. keeps him smackdab in the middle of the ring. After several agonizing seconds, Stryker finally taps out.
Your winner as a result of a submission, and STILL Inter-Forum Champion... M.O.P.!
He did it! M.O.P. retains his title with a huge submission win over Stryker!
But it wasn’t easy Gorilla! Stryker gave him all he could handle and then some!
Indeed he did, Jess. And now-
*Bring Tha Noise*
“Damn Right” Jackson appears on the stage.
And now, M.O.P. looks ahead to his next challenger. At In Your Apartment, it will be “Damn Right” Jackson challenging M.O.P. for the Championship.
Absolutely. And next week, we have a huge battle royal to determine the third man in the big Triple Threat World Title match at IYA.
And don’t forget about Aaron Enigma V. Jazzman. If Aaron wins, that Triple Threat becomes a Fatal 4-Way!
Indeed. Next week will have some major ramifications as we build towards In Your Apart-
Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes the ramp!
What the hell?!
The lights in the arena go out and the CrapTron.
Time to make you pay.
28 Days till it all breaks down.
The lights come back up as the crowd buzzes with nervous anticipation as we go to black.
Credits: Seth Drakin, Aaron Enigma, Sparks, Boiler Room Brawler, Starshine, Headbanger Man, Jay Carroll, Evil M, D-Day Dave, and M.O.P.
