Serious Business - March 30, 2009
3/31/09
Serious Business March 30, 2009
The Headbanger Man V. KGX V. Jonathan Michaels
"Ladies and Gentlemen, our opening contest is the Triple Threat Number One Contender's Match for the WWCF Hardcore Title."
Starship's "We Built This City" kicks in and The Headbanger Man emerges, apparently air drumming, although certainly not in sync with his theme music.
"Entering first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!"
The strains of STP's "Dead and Bloated" can only mean the entrance of KGX.
"From the Emerald City, weighing in at 220 pounds, KGX!"
KGX arrogantly makes his way to the ring, talking smack with a burly gentleman sitting in the front row, he climbs into the ring with Headbanger, they eye each other warily as they await the third and final contender.
The Offspring's "Original Prankster" begins.
"And from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, and in Gem Mint Ten condition, Jonathan Michaels!"
Headbanger and KGX continue to watch the entranceway, only to find Jonathan not emerging, however, they fail to notice Michaels emerge from underneath the ring with a steel chair, he slides into the ring and before either man notices him, Jonathat clocks KGX in the head with the chair, busting him open as KGX collapses in a heap in the corner, apparently unconscious.
Headbanger and Jonathan lock eyes and Headbanger motions for Jonathan to bring it.
Jonathan charges at Headbanger with ther chair, Banger ducks and grabs Michaels, delivering a belly to back suplex.
Headbanger grabs the chair and waits for Michaels to get up, however Jonathan rolls out of the ring instead and goes under the ring again and brings out his new toy, the TACK CHAIR!.
Headbanger, not seeing the chair, attempts a baseball slide, but Michaels blocks with the tack chair, Headbanger hits the tacks feet first and knocks Michaels backwards, but the chair remains stuck to Headbanger's feet.
As Headbanger pulls the chair out of his shoes, KGX pops up from the corner and hits Headbanger with a DDT.
Michaels slides into the ring and spears KGX, Jonathan sets the Tack Chair tacks up in the center of the ring, picks KGX up and slams him onto the chair.
As KGX writhes in pain, Michaels waits for Headbanger to rise, Headbanger stand up and turns around into a Fade To Black from Michaels and Jonathan covers him for the three.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and the Number One Contender for the Hardcore Championship, Jonathan Michaels."
Jonathan pulls KGX off of the Tack Chair and holds it up to the crowd.
Jerry Fish: "I am standing by with 1/6th of tonight's Thunderdome Cage match, Family member and one-half of the Southwest Connection, Tyfo. Tyfo, what are your thoughts as we are just moments away from this enormous match?"
Tyfo: "My thoughts? You want my thoughts Jerry? I have been more then ready for this match since the moment it was announced! You saw me beat down three men in a matter of seconds right?
Jerry: "Now come on, those obviously were below average oppon.."
Tyfo: "Don't insult those brave men Jerry, unlike you, they actually had enough backbone to walk through that curtain and face me! But, that doesn't matter. Because, since War Games, I have been the hottest star in the whole WWCF. I was the MVP of War Games, I went coast to coast and if it wasn't for my efforts, NONE of these other guys would even be in this match tonight. And have I gotten one thank you card? One phone call? One pat on the back from any of them? Hell no! They took what I did for granted, and are trying to walk around here like they run the show. Well guess what, you don't, you are here all because of ME!"
Jerry: "What are your thoughts about the issues we have seen recently between several of your opponents tonight?"
Tyfo: "Who cares? I don't care what issues they have between one another. They can keep beating the hell out of each other all they want, just makes it that much easier for me tonight. Jerry, the only issues I'm concerned with is going out there tonight and coming back with the WCCF Championship around my waist, and finally in the possession of the Family! Plus, did you see when I whacked Motor Colt with that chair, you know he's still feeling that!"
Jerry: "One final question for you, about your tag team partner littlenaitch, lately he seems to h..."
Tyfo: "Let me stop you right there Jerry, littlenaitch is fine, we are still the best tag team in the world, and he couldn't be happier with seeing me walk out as Champion tonight! And with that said, I've got some last minute warming up to do."
Jerry: "Well, there you have it, Tyfo getting ready for tonight's amazing main event. Back to you at ringside."
Heatz!!1 Championship: Brahma Bull V. Koda
*Never Gonna Give You Up plays and Brahma Bull lumbers down to the ring, shouting "URGH! URGH!", only to be cut off by Agent Of Chaos kicking in, and Koda slinking out, laughing maniacally. He and Brahma Bull fix a gaze on each other as he walks slowly down the ramp. He walks into the ring, the two never breaking their stare, and they both head to a corner*
Michael Muffer: The following match is for the HEATZZ!! CHAMPIONSHIP, and is scheduled for ONE FALL with a SIXTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT!! To my left, the challenger, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND NINETEEN POOOOOUUUUNDS, BRAHMA BULL!!
*The referee shows the belt to BB, as he nods confidently*
Michael Muffer: And to my right, from Gotham, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE POOOUUUUNDS, HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING HEATZZ!! CHAMPIOOOOON, KOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAA!!
*The referee holds up the belt to the crowd and then hands it to the timekeeper.*
Brahma Bull moves at Koda who uses his lighter weight to slip around the ring as BB lunges. Koda runs off the ropes at Bull with a shoulder block but BB just stands and shrugs it off. Koda charges again managing to knock the bigger man back a step, and charges again but gets caught OVER WITH THE POWERSLAM. Cover but 1 count only.
BB drags Koda to his feet and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Big Boot attempt is ducked as Koda baseball slides underneath and GRABS THE STANDING LEG! BB faceplants into the canvas! Koda keeps hold of the leg and begins working the knee over with stomps and wrenching the leg back against the joint. He goes for the Heel Hook but BB counters with a modified Triangle Choke! Koda is quick to grab at the ropes and the ref forces BB to break the hold.
Koda gets to his feet and charges BB going for the Elevated DDT, but BB headbutts the champ and BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! He drags Koda up and Whips him off the ropes again and DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! HE NEARLY TOOK KODA'S HEAD OFF. He has him up again, BACKBREAKER!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! He hoists Koda up, and holds him elevated walking around the ring...SUPLEX! DROPPING KODA TO THE MAT! He stands and waits for Koda to rise up, he's readying the Superkick....Koda to his feet...CONNECTS!! 1-2-KODA GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!
BB slams his fists into the mat and drags Koda up again, Whipping him into the turnbuckle. He charges to crush the champ in the corner...KODA THROWS BOTH HIS FEET UP! BB stumbles back and charges again, but takes another boot to the face! Koda starts firing off strikes in BB's face, fighting back against the bigger man. DISCUS PUNCH BY BB! He wants to put Koda away...he turns and grunts at the crowd...BUT KODA CHARGES AT BB'S BACK!! LONG HALLOWE'EN LOCKED IN!! BB FIGHTS IT, HE FIGHTS....HE CAN'T BREAK THE HOLD! HE TAPS!! BRAHMA BULL TAPS!! Koda breaks the hold and rolls off, as BB lies flat on the mat, gasping for breath.
Michael Muffer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AND STIILLLLL HEATZZ!! CHAMPION....KOOOOOODAAAAA!!
*grbjazzman is backstage*
Ya knowwhat gentlemen, Tonight I may not win. But I will tell you this, I will steal the show tonight. I'm set to debut my newest final track called 'Night Train' and rest assured, with this move in my arsenal, I will have the defining moment of Thunderdome!
Inferno TLC Match For The WWCF Hardcore Championship: “Evil La Parka” V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the Inferno TLC Match! And it is for the WWCF Hardcore Championship! To win, one of the competitors must climb the ladder to retrieve the blowtorch hanging above the ring, and then use it to set his opponent ON FIRE!!!
*La Parka’s WCW Theme plays, and La Parka struts out, playing his chair like a guitar*
Introducing first, Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in tonight at 225 pounds, the challenger, “EVIL LA PARRRRRRRKA”!!!!
*Kane’s original theme plays, but cut’s off after the organ, and AC/DC’s Thunderstruck kick’s in. Evil Masked wordlifeecw walks to the ring, the Hardcore belt draped over his shoulder. As he rolls in, La Parka rolls to floor, and the Champion stands center ring, and set’s off his pyro*
And his opponent, weighing in tonight at 320 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Massachusetts, he is the reigning and defending WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!!!
The bell rings and La Parka and wordlifeecw start out by trading punches center ring. EMW get’s the better of the exchange, pummeling La Parka to his knees. The Evil Masked One tosses La Parka into the corner, but when he goes to rush him, La Parka moves, causing EMW to crash into the turnbuckle. As the Champion stumbles backwards, La Parka dropkick’s back into the turnbuckle. EMW hit’, then falls backwards to the mat. La Parka quickly hit’s a LionSault, then reaches over for his chair. La Parka places the chair under EMW’s head and goes up top, hitting a frogsplash onto the Champion.
La Parka goes to the outside to retrieve a ladder and places it back in the ring. La Parka places the ladder between the top and middle turnbuckles, then climbs the ropes again. Using the ladder as a platform, La Parka leaps off, for wordlifeecw to sit up and catch him by the throat. EMW starts to stand up, but La Parka kick’s him in the face, knocking him down again and loosening the grip. La Parka dropkick’s the Hardcore Champion in the side of the head, then grabs the ladder.
La Parka sets the ladder up under the blowtorch and starts climbing. As he does, EMW sits up. La Parka sees this and tries to dive onto the Champion, only to be caught in mid-air and receive a fall away slam from EMW. The Evil Masked One pick’s up the chair and levels La Parka as he stands up. EMW goes to the outside and grabs a table, which he brings into the ring.
He places the table in the corner, and pick’s up La Parka. As EMW goes to lift him for the Journey to Hell, La Parka reverses into a hurricanrana, sending wordlifeecw through the table! La Parka quickly scrambles to the outside to grab another table. As he slides it in, he tries to position it as close to EMW’s head as possible. La Parka props the table up in the corner, right on EMW’s face. As the Champion stirs, La Parka dropkick’s the table into him! The table doesn’t break, and the Champion crumbles and falls to the floor.
With EMW seemingly out of the picture, La Parka climbs the ladder and retrieves the blowtorch. La Parka shoots some flames up in the air, and motions that the Hardcore Championship will be his. La Parka rolls to the outside and advances towards EMW. As he holds the flame up high above his head, EMW, suddenly sit’s up and nails La Parka with a throat thrust, knocking him back, and causing him to drop the blowtorch. EMW is on his feet now, and he and La Parka exchange blows back and forth. EMW tries to whip La Parka into the crowd control barrier, but La Parka reverses it, sending EMW over and into the crowd. As wordlifeecw get’s to his feet, La Parka launches himself over the barrier with a suicide dive, but EMW moves, causing La Parka to crash and burn.
EMW tosses La Parka back over the barrier. As La Parka tries to get to his feet, EMW scoops him up and charges toward’s the ring post. La Parka slides free, and wordlifeecw runs head on into the post. La Parka rams EMW’s head into the ring apron, and tosses him back into the ring, then grabs the blowtorch and reenters himself. La Parka props the ladder in the corner, and the uses the torch to SET THE LADDER ON FIRE!!!
La Parka drags the Evil Masked One towards the flames, but wordlifeecw lowblow’s the Luchadore and grabs him by the throat. After a couple of punches, wordlifeecw chokeslam’s La Parka to the mat, and drags him near the burning ladder. La Parka struggles, but EMW lifts him up for the Journey to Hell, and delivers right onto the ladder. As La Parka hit’s his mask immediately catches on fire. The bell rings.
Here is your winner, and STILL WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!!
An official quickly runs out with a fire extinguisher to put out the flames on both La Parka and the ladder. Medical staff quickly usher La Parka backstage, while EMW celebrates with his Hardcore Championship in the ring.
*backstage, Aaron still wears the bandages*
I wasn't planning to be in a PPV match, but hey, I guess this one is pretty important. I see I am fighting two other people who got misted as well. Well, I'm still wearing this bandage over my eyes. For the past week I have had a clear mind, untainted by physical vision and kept in fantasy-like dreams. My other senses have served me well in coping. However, I think it is time to reveal a secret of my own now.
My upbringing was less than happy, hell it was downright miserable. However, my pain became my strength. You see, this entire time, I have been wearing contact lenses to make my eyes seem normal. However, I am done wearing that mask. I'm going to let my true colors show.
*Aaron takes off the bandages and opens his eyes revealing a dark red iris with a slightly slitted pupil*
These eyes are my strength and curse. The cause of this abnormality is due to my insanity I experienced as a teenager. The doctors say it was the first time they had ever heard of something like this occurring. However, these eyes allow me to see what is normally left unseen. They react quicker than the normal human eye, so I can see things coming that others can't. Too long I have hidden behind my fake lenses, trying to make myself seem less like a freak. I mean, let's face it, you aren't getting any chicks with these in high school. My time of hiding ends now. Tonight, I will show everyone that I deserve to be the number one contender. I'm Aaron Enigma, the Head Detective. TromboneMan, Viva, tonight I will expose your secrets for the world to know, and regardless of the outcome you will experience the dark side of being pitted against a detective tonight. And once I win, I hope it teaches the both of you to Know Your Enemy.
Oh, and Stryker, I can't wait to meet you in the ring for a match.
TromboneMan w/ The Sam V. Viva Los Bio Dome V. Aaron Enigma
The bell sounds and TM lunges for Aaron, thinking he is the weaker of the two being misted the most recent. However, Aaron anticipates this and catches TM and hits a reverse STO. Aaron attempts to go for Extreme Interrogation to end the match quickly but Viva breaks it up. Viva and Aaron exchange blows for a while with Viva getting the upper hand. He whips Aaron but he reverses it and sends Viva into the ropes. Viva hits a flying shoulder tackle on the rebound and knocks Aaron down.
TM sneaks in behind Viva and chop blocks his right leg. Viva clutches his leg as he drops to the ground. TM goes for a quick pin but Viva kicks out after 1. TM lifts up Viva and goes to bounce off the ropes. However, Viva dives to the side just as TM is about to hit him, and TM get speared by Aaron, who was hiding behind Viva. TM rolls out of the ring while Viva and Aaron start chain pinning each other trying to get the quick win. After about 5 attempts on each other they give up and just stand on opposite corners of the ring staring each other down.
TM runs behind Aaron and grabs his foot. Viva, seeing Aaron distracted, runs and nails him with a flying knee to the head. TM enters the ring and nails Viva with a clothesline. Trombone begins parading around the ring and taunting Aaron and Viva. Trombone turns his back on Aaron, and walks in to a belly to back suplex.
Aaron picks Trombone up and clotheslines him to the outside, turning his focus on to Viva. Aaron lifts him up for the Brilliant Deduction, but Viva reverses it into a hurricanrana. Trombone begins searching for something under the ring. Viva picks Aaron up and hits him with the purple sticky punch. Trombone looks to have found what he was looking for, and peaks over the apron with his trombone in hand. Viva rolls to the outside without noticing, and gets nailed with Trombone's instrument.
Trombone slides his trombone back under the ring, and rolls back into the ring, where a dazed Aaron is trying to shake off the effects of the fight thus far. Trombone hits him with a haymaker, and Aaron throws another back. Trombone whips him into the corner and nails him with a belly to belly suplex. Trombone goes for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Aaron kicks out at two and a half. Aaron rakes the eyes of Trombone man to buy a little time. Trombone shakes it off and runs Aaron over with a vicious clothesline. Viva is coming to outside of the ring. Trombone picks up Aaron, and signals that the match is over before nailing him with the C note. He goes for the pin as Viva is sliding in to the ring.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Viva was late by a split second, and can't believe what just happened.
TromboneMan drops to his knees as the announcer shouts:
Your winner and number one contender for the WWCF Interforum Championship... TROMBONEMAN!!!
Tromboneman rolls to the outside, digs his trusty Trombone out from under the ring, and begins playing his way up the ramp as Viva helps Aaron to the back.
*Backstage, wordlifeecw exits the trainer's room, and runs into Jonathan Michaels*
Hey, man. Nice job out there. Still Hardcore Champion!
Hey, you did pretty well yourself, Number One Contender.
*They shake hands*
So, I wanted to talk to you about our match for the title now...
Hey, now wait a minute, man. You're already lookin' ahead when tonight ain't even over. We gotta be out there for the ThunderDome. We can talk about this later, man. I'll see ya out there.
*Jonathan watches as EMW leaves, then heads off in the opposite direction*
No Holds Barred Match For The WWCF Inter-Forum Championship: SuperSmark V. Above Average
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the No Holds Barred match for the WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Making his way to the ring first, the challenger, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in tonight at a weight of 220 pounds, he is Supersmark!
And his opponent, he is from Belfast, Northern Ireland, and weighs in at 260 pounds, he is the current reigning WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!
The referee goes towards AA who goes to hand him the belt but kisses it first. The referee takes the title and raises it above his head, and rings the bell.
Supersmark and AA get in each other’s faces and start to talk trash. AA shoves Smark. Smark pokes him with his finger to knock him down. Smark goes for a quick cover.
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AA reverses the fall into a pinning combination of his own.
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KICKOUT.
Supersmark shouts at Average “I thought we had a deal?!”. Average retorts “You really think I was gonna give it up that easily, no, no, tonight we are going to WRESTLE!”
Smark lunges at Average with a tie up. They exchange a series of hammerlocks and arm wrenches. Average is wringing on the arm of Smark, but SS rolls through, wrenches the arm back, and trips Average into a cover for a 2 count. Average gets to his feet and they exchange a number of stiff forearm shots to the face. AA whips Smark into the ropes and catches him coming back in with a Polish Hammer, a reverse elbow, and then a pair of armdrags. Armbar applied by AA on the mat, but SS quickly gets on his feet and backs AA into the corner.
The referee calls for a break even though no holds are barred in this contest. It looks like we might get a clean break but Smark instead takes the opportunity to get a cheap right hand in on the champion. Smark then batters the champ in the corner with some punches and kicks, and brings him out of the corner with a DDT.
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Kickout.
Smark is firmly in control now and picks up AA again. Smark hits a belly to belly overhead release suplex and again pins for a count of 2. He brings AA to his feet and tries for another belly to belly. AA hits a double forearm smash to the side of his head though and standing switches into a waistlock on the challenger. He tries for a German suplex. Smark blocks it but AA clubs away at his back. He tries again and gets Smark over his head. Smark lands on his feet and catches AA with a release German suplex right on AA’s face. Smark beings to laugh and goes for a pin.
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Kickout.
Smark takes no time to complain but looks a little frustrated. He brings AA to his feet and whips him into the corner where he hits him with a big clothesline and then a number of stinging chops to the chest. He lifts AA onto the second rope and goes after him for a frankensteiner. AA fights him off and shoves him down. AA stands up on the top rope, but Smark runs across the ring and leaps up and hits a big superplex off the top rope. Both men are down, but Smark is the first to his feet. He begins stomping on the left leg of Average in preparation for the Figure 4 leglock, and he gets it locked in.
Average struggles to stop himself from tapping but after a minute or so he makes it to the bottom rope. Smark is pulled off by the referee. Smark gets in the official’s face about the decision to cause a break in a no holds barred match. Smark turns around into THE SUPERKICK FROM ABOVE AVERAGE!
Both men are down again, AA unable to capitalise on hitting his signature move. Both men eventually do stagger up. The adrenaline is running through AA’s veins now and he comes off the ropes with a leg lariat, and another, and another. He hits a series of European uppercuts on the challenger, and then comes off the ropes with a pump kick. The momentum is with the champion now, and he hits a swinging neckbreaker to down Smark. Smark stumbles to his feet into three consecutive German suplexes.
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Kickout. Average then hits a sit out powerbomb.
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Kickout again. Average whips Smark into the turnbuckle and follows him in with a high knee and goes for a bulldog out of the corner. Smark blocks it and counters into the Crash – his finishing maneuver!
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Kickout!
Smark is in a state of disbelief. In spite of the kickout Average is groggy and doesn’t know where he is. Smark, frustrated, heads outside and grabs his signature weapon – the laptop. He brings the laptop into the ring and stands in wait for AA to make his feet. AA gets up and turns around. Smark charges right into a superkick sending the laptop smashing into his face, wrecking the laptop in the process. Smark is busted wide open and AA makes the cover.
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Here is Your Winner and Still WWCF Inter Forum Champion: Above Average!
WWCF World Tag Team Championship: The Non American Heroes V. The Pride: M.O.P. and Metylerca
Michael Muffer - The following contest is a tag match scheduled for one fall with a 60 minute time limit and is for the WWCF Tag Team Championship.
*Supermassive Black Hole hits the PA and Square and Starshine of the Non American Heroes make their way to the ring*
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 440 pounds. They are Square and Starshine, the Non-American Heroes.
*The NAH reach the ring, climb opposite turnbuckles, taunt and motion for the belts.*
Michael Muffer - And introducing next- *Starshine snatches the mic from him.*
Amigo - And in a surprising turn of events Starshine has a mic. Trust me folks, you don't see this very often.
Sam - Is that sarcasm?
Amigo - Now what would make you think that?
Starshine - Excuse me Michael Muffer, but I have something to say. Now I'd just like to thank everyone here in Parts Unknown for making the trip out here to see the crowning of new champions. Tonight, we take control of the mantle. Tonight, we make history. Tonight, we become the greatest, no wait scratch that... THE GREATEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! You may not like us. You probably won't cheer us. But you know what? After tonight, that won't matter. Because after the bell rings and the match is over, you'll have no choice but watch us every single week.
This is Square, and I am Starshine. WE are the Non-American Heroes. And like you've already heard, there's no stopping us now!
*Starshine hands the mic back to Michael Muffer.*
Michael Muffer - Uh... in-introducing next. Representing The Pride. They weigh in together at 462 pounds. They are your WWCF Tag Team Champions, Metylerca and M.O.P
*Whiplash hits the PA, as The Pride come out to big crowd support. The NAH exit the ring before they enter and regroup together outside. Metylerca and M.O.P. climb the nearest turnbuckles to them and taunt them with the titles before passing them to the referee.*
*The referee holds up the titles to the crowd. But before he can pass them over to the keeper's table, the NAH snatch them and pose to the crowd with them. The referee holds back the Pride from advancing and takes the belts back placing them on the table.*
*The bell rings*
M.O.P. starts things off for the pride while Square wins a scissors, paper, rock battle to start for the NAH.
Square and M.O.P. aggressively lock up with M.O.P. powering his opponent to the corner. The ref orders a clean break, and M.O.P. lets go before threatening a chop. Both eye each other and go for another lock up. M.O.P. switches into a behind waist lock, drags Square to the mat and spins into a front face lock. Square rolls into an arm wringer and brings him into his teams corner, tagging in Starshine. Square holds onto the arm as Starshine kicks the exposed side area. Starshine pushes M.O.P. into the ropes and delivers a back elbow into the sternum. He drags M.O.P. into the centre of the ring and applies an abdominal stretch, M.O.P. quickly escapes, leg sweeps Starshine and tags in Metylerca. Metylerca casualy walks up behind Starshine still getting to his feet. Starshine gets to his feet, turns around and loses his balance at the appearance of Metylerca. He quickly crawls back to his corner and hugs Square's mid section. Square pats him on the back for comfort and Starshine slowly reaches his feet again.
Metylerca challenges Starshine to test of strength and Starshine complies. Metylerca easily wins and Starshine crumples to the mat. Starshine tries to work the pain out of his hands and challenges him to another one. Metylerca looks confused but agrees. Before they completely contact Starshine connects with a thumb to the eye. He then Irish whips Metylerca off the ropes. Metylerca manages to duck a clothesline and rebounds again rolling Starshine into a school boy.
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Square launches himself through the ropes to break up the pin.
Square and a spooked Starshine roll out of the ring to regroup. Metylerca launches himself on top of them with a suicide plancha. He rolls Starshine back into the ring, pushes him into his corner and tags in M.O.P. Metylerca whips Starshine into the ropes and M.O.P. floors him with a drop toe hold. Metylerca immediately follows up with an elbow drop. M.O.P. pick Starshine back up and delivers a loud knife edge chop sending him reeling into the corner. M.O.P. motions for the crowd to quiet and delivers another, louder chop. Starshine stumbles out from the corner and collapses on the canvas. M.O.P. goes for the pin.
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Starshine kicks out.
M.O.P. brings him back into his corner and tags in Metylerca again. M.O.P. holds Starshine in the ropes allowing Metylerca to deliver a stiff kick to the chest. Followed by another, and another to the now red chest of Starshine. Outside and recovered, Square drags M.O.P.'s feet off the apron knocking him down face first to the edge of the canvas. He climbs to ring side and swipes at Metylerca. Metylerca dodges but falls victim to a concealed low shot from Starshine. Square returns back to his corner. Starshine wrings Metylerca's arm and tags in Square who climbs to the second rope. Square delivers a double axe handle and Starshine exits the ring. Square tags Starshine back in and he climbs the second rope this time. Square wrings the arm again and Starshine delivers a double axe handle of his own onto the arm. Starshine wrings the arm again and tags Square back in who hits another double axe handle. They continue this a few more times before ending with Square as the legal man.
Square lightly kicks Metylerca in the head, taunting him and steps on his worked over arm. The referee orders him to break the hold and issues a five count. Square releases his weight off Metylerca's arm and connects with another boot to the head. Square picks Metylerca up and lifts him into a stalling suplex, holding him up and dropping him to the mat. He lifts Metylerca up again, tags in Starshine and hits a spine buster. Starshine climbs to the second rope and hits an elbow drop to Metylerca and goes for a pin.
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Starshine lifts him up and taunts M.O.P., still in his corner. Starshine picks Metylerca up and applies a pumphandle, lifting him up and hitting a sit out powerbomb. Starshine forgoes a pin attempt again continuing to taunt M.O.P. while Metylerca slowly crawls over to his corner. Starshine turns his taunts towards Metylerca, letting him get sloe to his corner before dragging him by his ankle towards the center of the ring. Metylerca manages to get to his free foot and attempts an enziguri which is ducked. Starshine brings Metylerca back into his corner and tags in Square. Both connect with multiple mudhole kicks to their opponent. Metylerca attempts a desperate leap across the ring to his partner but is stopped again by Square as M.O.P. looks on helplessly. Square attempts a fisherman suplex but Metylerca rolls out of lift. Square stops him from getting closer to his corner and Irish whips him into the ropes opposite. Metylerca ducks the lariat and rebounds with a spinning wheel kick. Starshine rushes in the ring but is also leveled with a roundhouse kick. Metylerca leaps towards M.O.P.'s outstretched hand and makes the tag.
M.O.P. rushes in like a house on fire flooring Square with a clothesline and knocking Starshine out of the ring with a European uppercut. He Irish whips Square into the ropes and lifts him into a Samoan drop. He connects with a running senton and locks in an STF. Square struggles for the ropes but M.O.P. holds on tightly. Square fights through the pain and reaches the ropes, forcing M.O.P. to release the hold. M.O.P. doesn't let up his flurry of offense and gives Square a German suplex followed up with a belly to back. M.O.P. points to the turnbuckle and begins climbing. He stops at the top and looks towards the crowd, pointing down to Square and making a cut throat gesture. He leaps off and connects with the double elbow drop and attempts the pin.
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He rolls out of the pin as Starshine leaps off the ropes and accidentally hits Square with his own elbow drop. M.O.P. throws Starshine out of the ring and lifts Square to his feet. He lifts him up for the turnpike driver but Square is able to hold on to the ropes, stopping him from hitting the move. Metylerca kicks his arms away allowing M.O.P. to hit the move. He goes for the pin.
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Starshine drags the referee out of the ring.
M.O.P. exits the ring and chases Starshine around the ring. Starshine uses Michael Muffer as a shield and shoves him into M.O.P. Metylerca launches off the ring apron into Starshine knocking him down as Square rolls outside, still recovering from the finisher. Metylerca clutches his arm in pain. The referee begins the 10 count.
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Square, Starshine and Metylerca are stil prone on the mat.
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M.O.P. picks up Square and rolls him back into the ring. He hooks the leg for the pin.
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Square's foot reaches the ropes. M.O.P. drags Square into the centre of the ring and attempts another pin.
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Square powers his shoulder up.
M.O.P. stands up and signals for another Turnpike Driver. He picks up Square, who crumples to his knees. M.O.P. lifts him up, dead weight and onto his shoulders, trying to balance himself. From the outside, Starshine grabs M.O.P.'s foot stopping him from hitting the move. M.O.P. drops Square and pulls Starshine onto the apron by his hair and drags him over the top rope and into the ring. Meanwhile Metylerca manages to positing himself back in his corner. Square rolls out of the ring and grabs the tag titles from the keeper's table and throws one into the ring. The referee picks up the title and exits the ring to place it back. Square rolls in with his title and positions himself behind M.O.P., currently distracted with Starshine. Square swings the belt as he turns around but is stopped by Metylerca, holding the other end of the strap. Both struggle in a tug of war, trying to gain the belt. From behind, Starshine pushes M.O.P. into Metylerca. Square releases his grip causing Metylerca to inadvertently hit his partner with it. Metylerca checks on M.O.P. and turns into a Starshine super kick. Square picks up M.O.P. in a side backbreaker position as Starshine climbs the turnbuckle. Square hit the backbreaker and Starshine follows up with an elbow drop. Square goes for the pin.
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Michale Muffer - Your winners, and NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WWCF Tag Team Champions. Square and Starshine, The Non-American Heroes.
*Square and Starshine are ecstatic as they grab the titles and hug one another. They climb opposite turnbuckles and hold the titles high, as the crowd begins littering the ring with garbage. They exit to the entrance ramp and stop to pose with their new belts one more time.*
*Back in the ring Metylerca, rubbing his jaw rolls back in to check on his partner. M.O.P. comes to and Metylerca explains what happened. M.O.P. reaches his feet as Metylerca helps support him. Surprisingly M.O.P. shoves his partner away. He says something inaudible to Metylerca who looks a little shocked, and tries to explain himself. M.O.P. simply shakes his head and walks to the back without him. Metylerca, confused follows afterwards.*
Thunderdome Match for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship: grbjazzman V. The Tank V. Tyfo V. Stryker Dark Silence V. Seth Drakin V. King Motor-Colt
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening. WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME. The rules are as follows. A man will be eliminated by either pinfall or submission. On the outside of the cage will be the rest of the WWCF roster making sure no one gets in or out. The last man standing will be the WWCF world champion! Introducing first...
*One Winged Angel hits as Seth and Tank make their way out to the cage.*
Representing The Crusade, SETH DRAKIN and THE TANK!
*The two men look around the ring at the rest of the roster and enter the cage as Sing Sang Sung kicks in.
Next, Representing The Pride, GRBJAZZMAN!
*The fun-loving look of the Jazzman is gone as he is all business as he enters the ring.*
Next out, STRYKER DARK SILENCE!
*The familiar bagpipes drone on as Stryker enters the ring*
Next, Seconded by The Sam, TYFO!
*The new Blackjacks theme is heard as Tyfo shadowboxes his way into Thunderdome*
And Finally, The current and defending WWCF Champion, KING MOTOR-COLT!
*Iron Maiden is heard as The King enters Thunderdome as the door shuts behind him and the roster begins to climb up the cage as the bell rings!*
The 6 men look feverously at each other until each man runs at someone. Jazzman beats MC to Seth and backs him into a corner while Tyfo and Colt square off in the center and Stryker and Tank begin battling. Assorted strikes are exchanged between the six combatants as the crowd settles in and the roster takes positions around the cage. Jazzman whips Seth at the same time Stryker whips Tank and the two members of the Crusade collide in the center of the ring. Jazzman jumps on Seth for a pin attempt until Colt pulls him off and tells him that Seth is his to defeat!
The weapons around the cage don’t take long to be brought into play as Stryker grabs a Tina Turner album and cracks it over Tyfo’s head and continues the beat down with MMA elbows to bust Tyfo wide open. As this happens Seth has gotten the upper hand on the Jazzman and Tank is trying to make Motor-Colt submit to an Indian Deathlock. Seth goes for a DDT on Jazzman but he gets countered into a Northern Lights Suplex that gets only a 2 count.
The first big impact move of the match is hit by Tank on Styker as he takes him up for a double underhook powerbomb which connects. Tank then celebrates his accomplishment by gesturing to the crowd which greets his display with a chorus of boos. Behind Tank though, Motor-Colt and Jazzman are plotting. The two men run at Tank and nail him with Total Elimination, much to the crowds delight! Seth just stands and watches as Jazzman covers Tank for the count of three!
The Tank has been eliminated
Seth says to the crowd, “A Win for me is a win for The Crusade” before running at Motor Colt with huge clothesline. Meanwhile Tyfo has straggled up to his feet ad is dueling with Jazzman as Stryker just sits in a corner, buying his time and saving his energy. Tyfo reaches up onto the cage and begins to climb while Jazzman gives chase. The two men fight until Tyfo grabs Jazzman and hits him with a Tumbleweed off of the cage! The two men lie in the center of the ring in a crumbled heap as Stryker walks over and pins Jazzman for only A 2 COUNT!
Stryker picks up a groggy Jazzman and begins to rub his throat preparing the mist. As Stryker rubs, Tyfo stumbles up to his feet behind Jazzman. Stryker lets go with a spray of Yellow Mist as Jazzman ducks and it hits Tyfo square in the face. Tyfo falls to the mat twitching on convulsing as Seth jumps onto him and pins the temporally paralyzed Tyfo.
Tyfo has been eliminated
The four combatants look at each other knowing that any one of them could be World Champion. Stryker and Colt square off as do Seth and Jazzman. Jazzman begins to get the Upper hand on Seth and plants him with the Backpack stunner. Jazzman looks around on the sides of Thunderdome and finds what he wants, a plate-glass table. He rolls Seth onto it as he beings to climb the cage. Jazzman reaches the highest point of the cage where he sits exactly about Seth. Jazzman lets go and goes for a 360 SHOTTING STAR PRESS! NO ONE IS HOME! The Jazzman is in a heap on the mat bleeding from the cuts of the glass as Motor-Colt rushes over and pins him.
GRBJazzman has been eliminated
We are down to three as Stryker and Seth look at each other and the two men each rush Motor-Colt. The two men lead a calculated attack on the champ as the crowd starts to urge the King back into the match. He finds a way to start taking over on Stryker and pushes Seth to the far side of the cage. Stryker battles back with a kick to the midsection and sets up Colt for the Cyclone cutter which he hits. He covers him for 2 when Seth comes over to break up the pin and attempt to take the pin for himself. Stryker pulls Seth of and the two get into shouting match. Stryker and Seth come to blows as King Motor-Colt begins to get to his feet. Seth low-blows Stryker and hits him the The Tale’s End which get him the three count.
Stryker Dark Silence has been eliminated
Seth begins celebrating until he turns around and sees Motor-Colt standing with a chair in his hand. Seth runs to the cage and climbs for the hole but is met there by Above Average, EMW, and Littlenaitch who force him back into the cage. “This is what you wanted Seth!” screams motor-colt as he rushes at Drakin with the chair. Seth moves and grabs a chair of his own. The two mortal enemies trade chair shots and blocks like two noble warriors on opposite sides of the same war. Seth gets the upper hand with a kick to the midsection and waffles Colt with the chair across the back. He follows this up with a back-rake and a back breaker, really working toward The Inquisition. He beats down MC with more kicks to the back and locks The Inquisition in. Motor-Colt is trapped in the center of the ring as the crowd cheers to try to arouse their hero to fight his way out!
As the crowd and the roster urge Motor-Colt he begins to stir and starts to stand up and drops Drakin with a back drop! The two men each struggle to their feet where Motor-Colt hits Seth with a chair and drops with him The Story on Page One! The crowd counts along and is shocked when Seth kicks out at 2! Motor-Colt then transitions into putting Seth into The Final Thought. An eternity seems as pass as Seth fights it, but he taps out while the crowd cheers in delight.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and still the WWCF World Champion… KING MOTOR-COLT!!
*The members of The Story rush into the ring and lift Motor-Colt onto their shoulders in celebration as the ThunderDome is raised up*
(The rest of the roster exits while King Motor-Colt celebrates in the ring still the WWCF World Champion. Money Money hits the PA system and Mr. D-Day Dave comes out followed by his personal and heads of WWCF Security Phil and Bill Farris. They get in the ring and Mr. D-Day Dave gets in King Motor-Colt’s face.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- So you are the so called King Of The WWCF huh? Well guess what. I am the CEO which means you are below me. You may have done a pretty good job tonight and I can respect that. But that doesn’t mean I like you. You see you being a king means you like to conquer, to rule. Well I am the only one that will do that around here so if you have a problem with that let me know right now.
(Mr. D-Day Dave hands over the mic to King Motor-Colt and right when Colt is about to say something Mr. D-Day Dave knocks the mic out of Colt’s hand. Colt grabs D-Day by the shirt collar and is about to clock him but Phil and Bill Pharris grab Colt. Out of no where the new WWCF World Tag Team Champs The Non-American Heroes come running down to stop this injustice. They put their hands on Phil and Bill Pharris like they are going to punch them but instead smile and start laughing. Square hits the Squarplosion on Motor-Colt and Starshine follows that up by picking Colt up and hitting the Star Shot. Just then Evil Masked worldifeecw, Above Average, and Aaron Enigma come running down but Phil and Bill Farris run out of the ring to meet them and start fighting with them. After a little struggle other WWCF security comes in to take them away and keep them from helping their Story stable mate King Motor-Colt. D-Day grabs the mic again)
Mr. D-Day Dave- I have one more surprise for you “King” Motor-Colt!
(A remake of Enter Sandman sung by Cthulhu starts up and Cthulhu walks down to the ring with his electric guitar. Square and Starshine pick Motor-Colt up and hold him while Cthulhu holds the guitar high above his head and bashes it over the head of King Motor-Colt.)
Mr. D-Day Dave- Let me introduce you all to the new christened “Corporate Rocker” Cthulhu!!! If you haven’t already figured it out this is a new faction in the WWCF. These three gentlemen saw my little speech last night and have decided to help me create the corporate image WWCF was always suppose to have. You can simply call us WWCF Corporate or Corporate for short.
(Square, Starshine, D-Day Dave, and Cthulhu raise their hands in the ring as Serious Business ends and goes to black.)
Match Writing Credits
Bring Back The Headbangers(Headbanger Man)
Jonathan Michaels
Stryker
Aaron Enigma
Viva Los Bio Dome
Above Average
Starshine
grbjazzman
