Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - November 15, 2009
11/20/09
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside Jesse King!
We have an amazing show lined up tonight!
We certainly do. Amigo battles Cage King, KCB tries to get back on the winning track, The Boiler Room Brawler battles the brash rookie, Inspector Shetty, and in our main event, the exciting Ganzo Bomb battles the number one contender for the Heatz!!1 Championship, Jay Carroll!
*Amigo is talking to himself, backstage*
In all honesty, I couldn't care less about this match, but hey, a chance to crack skulls, I guess.
Amigo V. Cage King
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Souls of Black*
Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 208 pounds, Amigo!
Amigo enters, pushing a shopping cart full of assorted plunder.
A backbeat kicks in as Cage King appears on stage, rapping an original piece.
And his opponent-
Amigo charges Cage King on the ramp, hammering him with lefts and rights. Cage tries to fight back, but Amigo nails him with a blatantly low kick!
C’mon ref, disqualify him!
He can’t Gorilla!
Why not?!
The match hasn’t officially started yet.
……….
Amigo grabs the shopping cart and runs Cage King over with it, then pulls out a Kendo stick and damn near knocks his brains out!
Cage King may be knocked out!
Amigo calmly picks Cage King up and rolls him in the ring, as the bell sounds.
And the match is underway!
Amigo covers Cage King.
1!
2!
Amigo pulls Cage King off the mat.
Now what? Hasn’t he done enough?!
Amigo stands his opponent up and locks in the Iron Claw! He drives him to the mat, as the ref calls for the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via knockout, Amigo!
What a match!
Yeah, all 35 seconds of it!
Amigo climbs up on the top rope, taunting the fans, when Sparks runs out and nails Amigo from behind, then powerbomb’s him to the mat! Sparks pounces on him before he has time to recover and pummels Amigo with lefts and rights. Spud pulls Sparks off and Amigo immediately rolls to the outside.
Sparks wants a piece of Amigo bad!
Sparks turns to acknowledge the cheers from the crowd, but Amigo clubs him from behind with a barbed wire baseball bat! He hit’s Sparks with it a few more times, then tosses him out of the ring. He follows and assaults Sparks with more items from the shopping cart, before picking the whole thing up and dropping it on his former partner.
Sparks wanted a piece and he got it alright! Amigo finally get’s a measure of revenge after Sparks cost him two big matches in the last few weeks!
Amigo may have the upper hand right now, but it looks to me like this is far from over between the two. Up next, KCB looks to get back on track when he takes on Relegate Hunter!
Relegate Hunter V. KCB
This following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(My Way)
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 235 pounds...KCB!
(Smile Like You Mean It)
And his opponent, from Brighton, England, weighing 190 pounds...RELEGATE HUNTER!
- Both men trade blows in the centre of the ring, with KCB gaining the advantage. He hits a shoulder knockdown, before posing to the crowd. Hunter leapfrogs KCB as he comes off the ropes, and misses with a wild swing. KCB takes control with a back suplex and goes for an early cover, which Hunter squirms out of. A frustrated Hunter slaps KCB in the face, which angers his opponent. He charges at Hunter, but receives a drop toe hold which sends him face first into the second turnbuckle. Hunter goes for a schoolboy roll-up while holding the tights, but KCB escapes the pin attempt.
- KCB reverses a whip into the corner, but misses with a charge, smacking his shoulder into the ringpost. Hunter hits a few Flair-esque chops, and then scores with a monkeyflip out of the corner. He again tries for a pinfall, but KCB kicks out at 1. Hunter goes for a running senton, but KCB avoids the contact. KCB hits a couple of right hands and goes for a powerbomb, but it is reversed into a hurracanrana, which generates a close near-fall for Relegate Hunter.
- Hunter tries to hit a split-legged moonsault off the top rope, but KCB moves out of the way. As both men stagger to their feet, KCB swats away a Hunter dropkick attempt, before hitting a belly to belly suplex for a 2 count. He locks in a Boston Crab as the referee asks Hunter if he wants to tap. Hunter doesn't, and eventually reaches the ropes. Once KCB releases the hold, he turns around and is hit by a stun gun, which drops him throat first across the top rope.
- Hunter goes for The Relegation lionsault, but KCB moves. Hunter lands on his feet. He charges at KCB, but is hit by a huge spinebuster. KCB drops an elbow, and gets a 2 count. He prepares to cinch in the Killer Instinct submission, but Hunter is alert to the danger and wriggles free of the move. He goes to the apron and tells the referee to keep KCB away from him.
- As KCB moves towards Hunter, he is hit by a swift right hand. Hunter then goes for a springboard maneuver back into the ring, but KCB catches him on his shoulders, and then hits the TKO! He makes the cover and gets the 1...2...3.
Here is your winner....KCB!
- KCB wildly celebrates his first win in a while.
KCB finally getting a win here tonight on Heatz!!1
Good for him. Now if he can just keep the momentum going!
Up next, Inspector Shetty battles the Boiler Room Brawler!
The Boiler Room Brawler V. Inspector Shetty
"Wannabe In L.A." by Eagles of Death Metal hits the speakers as Inspector Shetty points to himself and then to the crowd to display his superiority.
Your challenger for this evening, weighing in at 265lbs, Inspector Shetty!
Shetty walks to the ring, Y2J style, his music eventually subsiding.
And his opponent...
"You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers.
Weighing in at 350lbs...
Boiler Room Brawler comes running to the stage.
Boiler Room Brawler!
BRB runs to the ring and walks up the steps, pointing at Inspector Shetty, who appears to be unimpressed.
Referee John Creed starts the match with the bell ringing as the two men circle each other.
Inspector Shetty dives at BRB, delivering a flurry of punches.
He backs BRB up to the ropes and Irish whips him.
BRB runs against the ropes and runs to the other side as Inspector Shetty backs up and gets ready for impact.
The two men meet in the center of the ring, but BRB successfully knocks Inspector Shetty to the mat with a shoulder block.
BRB observes his work and jumps up in the air for a leg drop, but Inspector Shetty rolls out of the way.
Inspector Shetty returns to his feet as BRB rolls to his side from the shock of the impact.
Shetty stomps on BRB a few times before BRB blocks his foot and manages to return to his feet, but he quickly descends upon him with more punches.
BRB is more up to snuff this time, giving as much as he's taking.
Shetty winds up for a haymaker and delivers a hell of a punch to BRB's chest.
BRB clutchs his chest, winds up, and chops Shetty in chest with his free hand.
Shetty clutches his chest in turn, but then bitch slaps BRB right in the face.
BRB clutches his face from the sting, but he then turns around and palm strikes Shetty straight to the face, knocking him down.
BRB, still clutching his face as it subsides, drops down for an elbow drop straight to Shetty's chest.
BRB remains in place for a pin.
John Creed begins the count.
1...
Shetty kicks out.
BRB stops clutching his face and returns to his feet, as does Shetty.
BRB runs at Shetty, who moves out of the like a matador and thrusts his foot at BRB's rear, making him lose his footing and falling onto the ropes throat-first.
As BRB recovers while propped up on the ropes, Shetty backs up to the other side of the ring and runs for BRB, leaping in the air for a leg lariat to the back of BRB's neck, but BRB rolls out of the way, making Shetty land on the rope, balls-first.
BRB hooks his arm between Shetty's legs and goes for the pin.
John Creed begins the count.
1...
2...
Inspector Shetty kicks out.
BRB returns to his feet, as does Inspector Shetty, if a little clumsily.
BRB runs at Shetty, leaping in the air for a body slam, but Shetty catches BRB and delivers a spinebuster to BRB with a thunderous impact to the mat.
Shetty drives forward to pin BRB and John Creed begins the count.
1...
BRB kicks out.
Shetty returns to his feet and grabs BRB's leg, kicking it in the knee several times.
Shetty starts to climb the top rope as BRB hobbles his way back to his feet.
Inspector Shetty leaps off the top rope, but BRB catches him and delivers a painful-looking Manhattan drop straight to Shetty's already injured balls.
Shetty clutches his balls as BRB positions himself, leaps into the air, and delivers a 350-lb leg drop to Inspector Shetty's head.
BRB reaches over and hooks a leg for the pin.
Referee John Creed goes for the count.
1...
2...
3!
The bell rings as Boiler Room Brawler celebrates.
"You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers.
Here is your winner by pin fall: Boiler Room Brawler!
And BRB continues his streak of victories on Heatz!!1
Indeed he does. Up next is our main event, as “Champagne” Jay Carroll faces off against Ganzo Bomb!
Main Event: “Champagne“ Jay Carroll V. Ganzo Bomb
The following contest is your Heatz!!1 main event!
*Panic Switch*
Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
*BlackHole Sun*
And his opponent, from Connecticut, weighing in at 220 pounds, Ganzo Bomb!
The two lock up, and Jay immediately shoves Ganzo to the mat. Ganzo pops back up and runs at Jay. Jay throws him into the ropes, but Ganzo comes running back with a clothesline. Jay doesn’t go down though, and he instead nails Ganzo with a knife edge chop, followed by a running knee, which knocks Ganzo to the mat. Jay picks him up and hit’s a suplex, followed by a cover.
1
Kickout.
Jay picks Ganzo up for a slam, but Ganzo slides out and rolls Jay up!
1!
Kickout!
Both men back up, but Jay sends Ganzo to the mat with a lariat! With his opponent in a bad way, Jay lays in with stomps, before hitting a big knee drop. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
Jay yanks Ganzo off the mat and ties him up in the tree of woe. He steps back and goes for a dropkick, but Ganzo pulls himself up and Jay hit’s the bottom turnbuckle! Ganzo pulls himself to the top rope and, as Jay is getting up, comes off the top rope with a moonsault into a pin!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men get to their feet. Ganzo charges, but Jay sidesteps, only for Ganzo to spring off the ropes with a Lionsault! Ganzo quickly grabs Jay and hit’s a brainbuster, then goes to the top rope. He goes for a frog splash, but Jay rolls out of the way. Ganzo rolls through to his feet and nails a charging Jay with a super kick! He pulls Jay to the corner, climbs up top, and hit’s a Shooting Star Press! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Ganzo Bomb!
This is incredible, Gorilla!
Indeed it is. Ganzo Bomb has now pinned both participants in the Heatz!!1 Championship match. One would have to assume that would put him in line for a future shot at the title.
As Ganzo celebrates, TTS runs out and attacks the upstart. Jay get’s to his feet and joins in on the attack. The two put the boots to Ganzo. They shoot him into the ropes, but as he bounces back, they miss a double clothesline and Ganzo springboards off the ropes with elbows to both men! They angrily charge him, but he ducks between them and slides out of the ring! When he get’s to the top of the ramp, he stops and raises his arms in the air, with a big smile on his face, as TTS and Jay remain in the ring, fuming, as Heatz!!1 closes out.
Credits: Amigo, Evil M, Boiler Room Brawler and Headbanger Man
