Monday Niteraw - April 12, 2010
5/14/10
Jesse King - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Jesse King!
Tim Hoss - And I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss.
Jesse King - We have a huge card tonight, with five matches that will impact the upcoming Wrestle Cra-Pocalypse PPV!
Tim Hoss - In addition to four Thunder Dome qualifying matches, we will see Viva Los Bio Dome defend his title against Little Naitch, but instead of a one-on-one meeting, Viva will tag with D-Day Dave and Naitch teams with his arch-rival, WWCF CEO Seth Drakin!
Jesse King - Also, the Championship of Honor is at stake, with Jonathan Michaels making his first title defense against Mr. Money in the Bank, Tyfo!
Tim Hoss - And in another huge title match, The Boiler Room Brawler defends the Inter-Forum Championship against “Damn Right“ Jackson in the big rematch they‘ve been talking about all week!
Jesse King - Gorilla, this may be the most important NiteRaw ever!
Tim Hoss - And it all starts right now!
Thunder Dome Qualifying Match: Jazzman V. Sparks
Tim Hoss- First up we have the first qualifying match for Thunderdome. It'll be Jazzman taking on Sparks.
*Feeling Good by Michael Buble*
Michael Muffer- Introducing first, from Fulton, New York. Weighing in at 206 pounds....JAZZMAN!!
*Jazzman comes out wearing a fedora to a pretty big reaction from the crowd who are fully cheering for him more than they were last week. He puts his arms out and does an HBK-like spin and jazz struts down to the ring. He hops up into the ring and points to the crowd. He steps through the ropes and jumps down and gives his fedora to a little kid.*
Tim Hoss- Well it sure looks like Jazzman is winning back the fans.
Jesse King- Yeah not exactly smart if you ask me. He needs to worry about winning matches, not winning fans.
*Caught in a Web by Dream Theater*
Michael Muffer- And his opponent from Seiverville, Tennessee, weighing in at 216 pounds and representing Heavy Metal Hollywood.....SPARKS!!
*Sparks makes his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction due to his new Heavy Metal Hollywood gear that he is wearing. He is holding a bass guitar and has his pet spider Scar on his shoulder. He holds out his hand and lets Scar crawl to it and then makes his way down to the ring. Behind him Heavy Metal Hollywood Security, Vince Hetfield and Axl Roth, are following him.*
Tim Hoss- I'm not sure what Sparks is thinking hooking up with the Heavy Metal Hollywood. He was such a fan favorite standing up to Amigo and everything, but now the fans seem unsure on whether to get behind him or not.
Jesse King- Man Hoss how many times to I gotta tell ya. The fans mean nothing. All that matters is for Sparks to win matches. Now with Amigo having the Human Hate Machines backing him all Sparks did was get some people to watch his own back. Who better to have watching your back then Heavy Metal Hollywood?
Tim Hoss- Sparks just better be sure that a group like that doesn't decide to stab him in the back.
Jesse King- Nonsense Hoss. Look how smart Sparks is coming out here with the official Heavy Metal Hollywood Security. I'm sure Sparks is smart enough to know that Amigo may want revenge for that huge fight they had last week so he brought his backup just in case.
*Jazzman and Sparks meet face to face in the middle of the ring as John Creed calls for the bell. Sparks mouths off something to Jazzman and then gives him a big shove up against the corner of the ring and then poses to the crowd with a huge smile on his face.*
Tim Hoss- Wow nice attitude. I'm guessing he learned that from a guy named Viva huh Jess?
Jesse King- I'm sure he did. Sparks knows what he's doing. Look at Jazzman. He came out here with a huge grin on his face while this crowd cheered for him and now he is agitated because of a little shove. Sparks is already in his head.
*Jazzman walks back to the center of the ring and locks up with Sparks. Jazzman grabs Sparks into an hammer arm lock but Sparks reverses it. Jazzman reverses that right back. Sparks elbows Jazzman in the jaw breaking the hold. Sparks grabs onto Jazzman's arm and starts delivering front arm elbows to Jazzman backing Jazzman up into a corner. Sparks irish whips Jazzman to the other corner and instead of nailing Jazzman with a splash he slides out of the ring and grabs Jazzman's legs and pulls Jazzman back and wishbones him right into the post as the crowd boos.*
Tim Hoss- What on earth is Sparks doing? Doesn't he know he can get disqualified for that?
Jesse King- Oh come off it. He is just showing a new attitude and I like it.
Tim Hoss- A little attitude is fine, but not if it loses you matches.
*John Creed jumps on the outside of the ring and admonishes Sparks and gives him a big warning motioning that he will call for the bell if he does anything like that again. Sparks and Creed get back into the ring. Creed backs Sparks up and goes to check on Jazzman. Jazzman nods that he is okay and Creed motions for the competitors to continue. Jazzman is back up on his feet and Sparks grabs him into a headlock and grinds it in. Jazzman starts elbowing Sparks in the stomach and eventually pushes Sparks off into the ropes. As Sparks bounces off the ropes and comes back Jazzman goes for a leapfrog but Sparks catches him in the air and plants him down with a massive spine buster. Sparks goes for the cover.
1...
2...
Kickout!!!
*Jazzman kicks out just barley.*
Tim Hoss- Ohhh a close one there for Jazzman getting caught by that deadly looking spine buster.
*Sparks picks up Jazzman and shoves him into the corner. Sparks gets up to Jazzman and starts karate kicking Jazzman in the chest. Sparks extends his leg and starts choking Jazzman in the corner until the ref counts to five for the break. Once Sparks breaks the choke he runs to the other side along the ropes bouncing off the ropes on the other side and comes running back and nails Jazzman in the face with a huge savate kick. Sparks catches Jazzman before he can fall to the mat and hooks his arms from behind and goes for a backslide pin.
1!!
2!!
Foot on the rope!!!
*Jazzman is able to extend his leg and just barley survive by getting his foot on the rope. Sparks is enraged and hits the mat with both fist and then starts pounding a right handed fist into Jazzman until the ref breaks it up. Sparks picks up Jazzman by the hair and shoves him into the corner. Sparks walks to the opposite corner and motions for another huge running savate kick. Sparks takes off but just as he is about to connect with Jazzman once again Jazzman ducks out of the way and Sparks gets straddled on the top rope. Jazzman gets up quick and drop kicks Sparks to the outside of the ring where he lands on the mats and part of the cold hard floor.*
Tim Hoss- Well this should buy Jazzman a little time to regroup.
*Sparks is helped up by Heavy Metal Hollywood Security as Jazzman regains his composure. Sparks gets up on the apron where Jazzman meets him. Jazzman grabs ahold of Sparks and suplexes Sparks into the ring. Sparks gets back up wobbly and Jazzman drop kicks Sparks right into a corner where Sparks hits hard. Sparks goes down but gets back up and Jazzman bonces off the ropes and hits a huge Yakuza kick to the face of Sparks. Jazzman goes for the cover.
1!!
2!!
Kickout!!!
*Sparks kicks out. Jazzman picks up Sparks by the hair and irish whips Sparks into a corner face first. Sparks goes down hard to the mat and starts to slowly get up using the corner for support as Jazzman calls for the "Taking The A Train" as the crowd cheers. Vince Hetfield of HMH Security gets up on the apron and distract the ref John Creed as Axl Roth grabs ahold of Jazzman's feet. Sparks recovers and runs over and smashes Jazzman into a corner. Vince Hetfield seeing now that Sparks has control jumps down from the apron.*
Tim Hoss- What was that all about? Jazzman was so close.
Jesse King- Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades Gorilla. Sparks saw an opening and he took it.
Tim Hoss- You mean his goons distracted Jazzman and he took advantage right?
Jesse King- Well how ever you want to say it the fact is that Sparks has gotten back the advantage and that is all that counts.
*Sparks leads Jazzman out of the corner and grabs Jazzman's arm and gets Jazzman into a crossface submission hold. John Creed gets down to the mat and asks Jazzman if he quits but Jazzman keeps yelling no.*
*While Sparks has Jazzman in the crossface The Hangman and Blackout of The Human Hate Machines come walking down the aisle. HMH Security sees this and face off with them taunting them to get involved in the match. The ref John Creed gets up and calls out to them to break it up before a fight breaks out and he loses control. As he is distracted with that AMIGO jumps the guard rail on the other side coming out of the crowd. Amigo jumps on the apron and starts yelling at Sparks who looks up and breaks the hold on Jazzman.*
*Sparks runs towards Amigo and goes for a huge punch but Amigo drops down and Sparks misses by just a little bit. Jazzman sees this and noticing Sparks is distracted near a corner he goes running at Sparks and hits the "Takin The A Train". The Hangman and Blackout start backing up the aisle and John Creed looks back to the action seeing Jazzman covering Sparks.
1!!
2!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jazzman gets the win and Amigo disappears back into the crowd with a look of satisfaction.*
*Jazzman celebrates in the ring but then notices that The Metal Express, D-Day Dave and Headbanger Man are coming up the aisle. HMH Security and The metal Express surround the ring. Vince Hetfield grabs Creed and pulls him under the ropes and shoves him against a guard rail. Heavy Metal Hollywood start to creep into the ring like a pack of wolves surrounding Jazzman.*
Tim Hoss- What is this? Jazzman can't take on five guys on his own.
Jesse King- Well if he wants to live he is going to have to.
Tim Hoss- Why doesn't Amigo, Hangman, and Blackout come back out here and even it up a little?
Jesse King- Are you kidding Gorilla? Amigo don't care about Jazzman. He just came out here to get one up on Sparks and his work is done.
*Jazzman is ready though and goes right for Axl Roth with an elbow and then a drop kick on Vince Hetfield. As he gets up though D-Day Dave and Headbanger Man ram their shoulders right into both of Jazzman's legs taking him out. Now that Jazzman is down Heavy Metal Hollywood surround him and start kicking the crap out of him. D-Day Dave grabs his guitar and tells the HMH Security to hold up Jazzman.*
Tim Hoss- Oh no not this again!! We saw Dave do this to Vokoun last week. This is totally uncalled for.
*D-Day Dave backs up and little and then runs towards Jazzman crashing the guitar over Jazzman's head as the guitar explodes all over the ring. Jazzman instantly has blood flowing from his forehead. Sparks who is still pissed off from losing his Thunderdome qualifying match grabs his bass guitar and tells HMH Security to pick up Jazzman again.*
Tim Hoss- Oh no! Not again! The man is a human being!
*Sparks backs up and is about to run for Jazzman but "Sinnerman by Nina Simone" breaks out on the PA and THE SMOKIN' VOKOUN comes out running for the ring with a BAT WRAPPED IN BARED WIRE. Vokoun slides under the ropes and starts swinging at air as Heavy Metal Hollywood hightail it out of the ring and up the ramp. Vokoun grabs a mic.*
The Smokin' Vokoun- If you boys wanna fight how about we fight!! Next week you three jerks taking on me and Jazzman here!!
*A tech guy near the entrance hands D-Day Dave a mic.*
D-Day Dave- You son of a bitch! You think you can just run down here and mess with the most dominant faction the WWCF has ever seen?! We'd be happy to face you guys but there is one problem. There are three of us and only two of you. How can you two jackasses possibly think that you have a chance?
*Jazzman who is helping himself up by the ropes and bleeding pretty bad from his head motions to Vokoun to hand him the mic. He grabs it and while talking into it he is breathing heavily.*
Jazzman- Oh don't worry about that Dave! You three show up and me and Vokoun will have a third partner!
D-Day Dave- What loser could you guys possibly scrape up?
Jazzman- You'll find out next week and you can bet he is no loser!!
Thunder Dome Qualifying Match: Amigo V. Jay Carroll
Muffer - The following contest is a Thunder Dome qualifying match!
*Welcome to Hell*
Amigo walks out by himself, an angry grimace on his face as the crowd showers him with boos.
Muffer - Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 214 pounds, Amigo!
*Panic Switch*
Jay Carroll emerges from the back and marches down to the ring, looking focused.
Muffer - And his opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, Jay Carroll!
Carroll enters the ring and referee John Creed signals for the bell. Amigo pounces on Jay, pummeling him to the mat. Jay fights him off and get’s to his knees, but Amigo punches him back down and goes for the Bom-Ba Ye, but Jay tucks his head and rolls through, avoiding the knee strike! Jay sit’s up, a grin on his face. The grin quickly disappears, however, as Amigo nails Jay in the back of the head with an elbow!
King - Haha, now that’s resourcefulness! Can’t connect one way, hit ‘em from behind!
Amigo turns Jay over and covers him.
1!
2!
Jay get’s his shoulder up!
Amigo pulls Jay up and suplex’s him to the mat. He sit’s him up for another Bom-Ba Ye, but Sparks makes his way to the ring.
King - What is he doing here?!
Hoss - Maybe he’s thinking payback after Amigo cost him against Jazzman earlier?
Amigo hit’s the ropes, but Sparks grabs his leg!
Hoss - Yep, that’s what he was thinking.
Amigo turns towards Sparks, who climbs up on the apron. Amigo punches him off and turns back….
RIGHT INTO THE LAST CALL!!!
COVER!!!!
1!
2!
3!
Muffer - Here is your winner, Jay Carroll!
As Jay celebrates, Sparks crawls back in and starts hammering the downed Amigo. Jay looks on, until Sparks sees him. He demands Jay help him. Jay walks over and helps Sparks pull Amigo up. He starts towards Amigo, then swerves and nails Sparks with a big lariat! Jay grabs Sparks and holds him in place, so that Amigo can hit…
THE BOM-BA YE!!!!
Jay then hit’s the Last Call on Sparks, then helps Amigo dump him to the outside. The two then come face-to-face, before Jay offers his hand and Amigo accepts it.
King - This is what I like to see! Two men united with the common goal of beating the hell out of a nuisance! Warms my heart!
Hoss - I’m sure it does. Moving right along…
Thunder Dome Qualifying Match: Square V. Evil M
Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, and it is a Thunder Dome qualifying match!
*Thunderstruck*
Evil M walks out to a mixed reaction, though the majority is negative.
Muffer - Introducing first, from Rockland, Massachusetts, weighing in at 315 pounds, Evil M!
*I Don’t Care*
Square, accompanied by Blackout, makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos.
Muffer - And his opponent, accompanied by Blackout, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, Square!
Square trash talk’s M, but when the big man advances, he bails to the outside. Referee Spud Johnson orders Square to get back in the ring. Square slowly walks up the steps, but when M comes towards him, he jumps back down. Johnson again orders him back in. He slowly moves towards the ring, but M is right there waiting. Square backs up, but Blackout pulls M under the ropes! Blackout and Square start pummeling M as Johnson tries to restore order. The two Hate Machines toss M into the crowd barrier, then whip him into the ringpost. Square hit’s a running forearm, then Blackout delivers the Overnight Celebrity! They roll M in the ring as Johnson orders Blackout to the back. Square rolls back in the ring. Johnson reluctantly signals for the bell to officially start the match. Square makes a nonchalant cover.
1
2
Kickout!
Square looks shocked as M throws him off and sit’s up, looking enraged! He hammers the Evil One with punches and kicks, then a running knee to the face. Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
M sit’s up again, but Square stays on him and hooks him in a Mexcan surfboard! Square gloats that this is it, but M somehow powers out of the move! He grabs Square by the throat and pulls him off the mat, then tosses him into the corner! He goes for a running clothesline, but Square blocks with an elbow! He climbs to the top rope and goes for a diving clothesline, but M catches him by the throat! Chokeslam! He then grabs Square by the legs and turns him over, into the Boston Crab! Square struggles, but has no choice but to tap out!
Muffer - Here is your winner, Evil M!
Thunder Dome Qualifying Match: TTS V. Yellow Jacket
Michael Muffer: “The following contest is a qualifying match for the Thunderdome at Wrestle-CrApocalpyse, and it is scheduled for one fall.”
“Man on the Silver Mountain” blasts over the PA as the Yellow Jacket walks out from behind the curtain. With a cocky smirk on his way, he makes his way to the ring to the chagrin of the crowd. He brushes the fans off and enters the ring. He asks for a mic.
YJ: “For the past few weeks, I fought the good fight. Along with Evil M, the Human Hate Machines, Amigo & Square, were taught a lesson at the hands of the Truth Coalition. We beat them at their own game and proved that technical prowess trumps hardcore any day. Unsurprisingly, Amigo & Square screwed me out of a chance at the Inter-Forum Championship. At first I was enraged, but I realized something. With a new opening, I can achieve my ultimate goal.
Tonight, I shall defeat TTS and go to Wrestle-CrApocalypse, enter the Thunderdome and become the WWCF World Champion! I will do what I came here to do and instill honor and dignity to a dying, trashy company. For I am your…”
“Down on Me” interrupts Yellow Jacket to a charade of cheers. Out walks TTS who darts towards the ring. He tackles YJ and starts delivering lefts and rights, as the ref signals for the bell.
With the match officially started, both men roll around the ring exchanging blows. YJ sneaks free and rolls outside, but is followed by TTS. He clubs him in the back of the head and tosses him into the barricade. He picks him up by the hair and slams his face into the Spanish announce table. Groggily, YJ walks towards the ring and rolls inside. TTS follows him and clubs him in the back of the head again, this time taking YJ off his feet.
TTS picks Yellow Jacket up and irish whips him and follows it up with a back body drop. Instead of going for the cover, he picks him up and does it again. He asks the crowd if they want one more, and he gets a resounding yes. Once again, he picks YJ up, irish whips him and back body drops him. This time, he goes for the cover.
One, Two, Th…
YJ kicks out!
TTS goes to apply a chinlock, but YJ blocks it. He uses all of his strength to prevent TTS from locking the hold on, eventually using his strength to get to his feet. With both men locked up, a test of strength is initiated. TTS starts to win, bringing YJ to his knees. In desperation, YJ kicks him in the gut and hit’s a headlock takedown. He keeps the headlock on and applies the pressure.
TTS rolls YJ over, but he’s still holding on. He tries to break YJ’s grip, but to no avail. He starts flailing his legs about, using his body strength to drag himself over to the ropes. After some struggling, he gets his bottom foot on the rope. Yellow Jacket keeps the headlock on until the count of four, then breaks it. Referee John Creed argues with him.
YJ picks TTS up, but is met with a few punches to the gut. TTS gets to his feet and continues to deliver blows. YJ blocks one and quickly locks under TTS’s arms and hit’s a belly to belly suplex. He goes for the cover.
One, Two…
Kick out!
YJ goes to apply a chinlock of his own, but TTS mimics his opponent from earlier and blocks the hold. He uses all of his strength to prevent the hold from being locked, eventually using his strength to get to his feet. He immediately kicks YJ in the gut, as retaliation for earlier. With YJ’s head lowered, TTS hit’s a lifting DDT. He goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
TTS goes to apply a chinlock once again, but YJ still blocks it. TTS punches him in the face and then quickly applies the chinlock. With it finally locked in, he applies as much pressure as possible. YJ struggles to get free, trying to grab anything in sight. Eventually, he pokes TTS in the eye, which garners him a warning from the ref. He gets to his feet and charges at TTS, with both men hitting a clothesline.
Both men start to crawl to their feet. Just as they’re about to get up, YJ pounces on TTS and locks in the Crossface. Luckily for TTS, he’s close to the ropes and drapes his foot on the bottom rope. Just like earlier, YJ doesn’t release the hold until the count of four. This leaves an impact on TTS.
YJ picks TTS up and goes for a german suplex. TTS holds onto the ropes. He starts to elbow YJ in the head, eventually being set free. He turns around and walks right into a belly to belly suplex. YJ goes for the cover.
One, Two, Th…
Kick out!
YJ picks TTS up and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. He walks to the other side of the ring, then charges at TTS and hit’s the Stinger Splash. TTS, however, catches him and hit’s a running Pileup. He falls onto him and into the cover.
One, Two, Thre…
Kick out!
TTS and the audience are stunned to hear that YJ kicked out at two. TTS tries to argue to referee John Creed that he got the three, but it is unsuccessful. Instead of pouting, TTS looks to finish things off. He goes to the top rope and goes for the Doctor’s Note. YJ moves out of the way just in time.
With both men down, referee John Creed starts the ten count. He reaches the count of six, in which TTS reaches his feet, while YJ is still struggling. TTS sizes YJ up and goes for the discus clothesline. He spins around right into the Sting. YJ falls on TTS and covers him.
One, Two, Three!
Muffer: “Here is your winner, Yellow Jacket!”
Groggily, Yellow Jacket has his hand raised whilst having a huge smile on his face. The crowd heavily boos, but that doesn’t deter YJ, who happily limps his way to the back.
Championship of Honor: Jonathan Michaels V. Tyfo
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Welcome back everyone! Tonight's action packed show continues as Tyfo takes on Jonathan Michaels in the Championship of Honor! Let's join Michael Muffer...
Michael Muffer: Our next match is for the Championship of Honor!
The crowd pops as The New Blackjacks Theme hits the speakers.
Michael Muffer: First the Challenger, hailing from Dallas, TX, weighing 245lbs, Tyfo!
Tyfo makes his way down the ring.
Jesse King: I don't like Michaels but I give him credit for calling out Tyfo. He really has gotten by under Littlenaitch's shadow for a long time, and Michaels will show the world that tonight.
Tyfo enters the ring and throws up the Texas Longhorn salute in each corner.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Actually, Michaels believes that Tyfo has untapped main event potential and he wants to bring Tyfo to the limit to live up to it.
Jesse King: You're saying that Michaels honestly thinks that he has the star power to bring that out?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, Jonathan Michaels went from a sensational WWCF Hardcore Championship run and now he has won the resurrected Championship of Honor. Yes, I'd say that he has the star power.
Jesse King: Ah ptooey!
Michael Muffer: And his opponent...
The arena goes black as the fans pop. "Original Prankster" plays as smoke fills the arena. Michaels emerges into the arena to a shower of cheers.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, CA and weighing 240lbs... Your WWCF Champion of Honor... Jonathan... Michaels!
Jonathan Michaels makes his way to the ring as he high fives fans on the way.
Jesse King: If Michaels has so much star power then why are there two more matches after this?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: First off, we have both the Inter-Forum Championship and the World Championship following this. Secondly and relatedly, the Championship of Honor has to be a proven commodity before it gains that kind of prestige. Hell, this could be the match that does it!
Jesse King: So you're saying that Seth Drakin does not put his full confidence in the belt that he brought back just to spite the Hardcore Championship?
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson explains the Rules of Honor to Tyfo and Jonathan Michaels.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No. Seth Drakin despises the Hardcore Championship but he is still wise to maintain a belt that gets such good ratings. Furthermore, he knows that the fans would see through the Championship of Honor if he put it above the World Championship and that they would tune out.
Jesse King: So which belt do you think has the most prestige besides the World Championship?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Currently, the Inter-Forum Championship is still the WWCF's silver medal, and I would place the Hardcore Championship at roughly the same place as the Championship of Honor.
Jesse King: Same place?
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson starts the match. Michaels extends his hand while Tyfo stands there.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Two very proven superstars are competing for this belt. The Hardcore Championship scene is filling up with newer recruits.
Jesse King: "Proven" Superstars? I thought that this was about Tyfo being unproven!
Tyfo looks around the arena as the fans begin to turn against him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Enough with your sophistry, Jesse!
Jesse King: Sophistry?
[color=Orange]Gorilla Tim Hoss: We have a match going on without a single punch being thrown.
Audience: Shake his hand! Shake his hand! Shake his hand!
Tyfo walks about, glaring at Michaels.
[color=Orange]Gorilla Tim Hoss: This match is about proving Tyfo's main event potential.
Jesse King: But does Tyfo think that Michaels can actually prove anything tonight?
Tyfo slips through the second rope and drops down to the arena floor as the crowd boos.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What is going through the mind of the Pain Train tonight?
Jesse King: I think that he's considering getting himself disqualified. He might not believe that Michaels has a damn thing to prove to him tonight.
Tyfo rummages underneath the ring as Michaels stands in the middle of the ring in confusion.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Rummaging for weapons? What is Tyfo doing?
Tyfo grabs a folded chair and slides it into the ring at Michaels feet and climbs back inside.
Audience: Start the match! Start the match! Start the match!
Jesse King: And you think that this is going to sell the Championship of Honor?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It has the potential but Tyfo won't shake Michaels's hand, opting to grab a chair instead.
Tyfo walks up to Michaels, the chair between them. He snorts and then spits on the chair.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Why, Tyfo?
Jesse King: I get it. Tyfo think that Jonathan is nothing more than a Hardcore wrestler. A big fish in a small pond. He doesn't think that Michaels measures up to himself and this match is stupid.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You got all of that from him spitting on a chair?
Jesse King: Yes.
Tyfo smirks at Michaels and extends his hand. Michaels retracts his hand.
Jesse King: What? Shake his hand, Michaels!
Michaels bends over and grabs the chair.
Jesse King: Ha, Tyfo was right about Michaels!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Don't do it Michaels!
Michaels lifts the chair above his head by the legs. Tyfo stands there, his hand extended.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels, don't be a fool! You could lose your chair just like that!
Jesse King: Good, Michaels, good. Let the hate flow through you!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh will you stop it?
Michaels throws the chair out of the ring and clasps Tyfo's hand and the audience pops. Both men shake hands and then back up a few steps, circling each other.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: All right, that's what I'm talking about!
Tyfo and Michaels lock up. Michaels wins out, headlocking Tyfo but Tyfo pushes him off towards the ropes. Michaels rebounds and goes to clothesline Tyfo, but Tyfo catches Michaels by the feet and drop toe holds him face first to the mat.
Tyfo and Michaels get to their feet. Michaels jumps up and dropkicks Tyfo, knocking him down. Both men quickly return to their feet and Michaels jumps up again for another dropkick to Tyfo, knocking him down again. Both men get to their feet once more and Michaels jumps up and throws a dropkick at Tyfo but Tyfo backs up and Michaels falls down to the mat.
Jesse King: Tyfo's onto you, Michaels. Say goodbye to that championship!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But if Tyfo wins, might Michaels's star power rub off on him? Might this solidify Tyfo as a main event star?
Jesse King: I'm not holding my breath.
Tyfo stomps on Michaels. Michaels rolls away but Tyfo pursues him until Michaels rolls out from under the bottom rope to recover.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo is one of our most seasoned grapplers. Why he hasn't been a consistent main eventer is really beyond me.
Jesse King: I'll tell you why, Gorilla. It's because Tyfo's a hack, a toadie. He gloms onto others and looks good by association.
Tyfo leans over the ropes and gestures to Michaels who has his back to the guard rail as he catches his breath. Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts one.
Audience: One...
Tyfo extends his hand, almost mockingly.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The look of disdain on Tyfo's face...
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts two as Michaels stands up and extends his hand to Tyfo.
Audience: Two...
Jesse King: Tyfo may not be ready for the main event but I won't deny that he's more than ready for Jonathan Michaels.
Tyfo pulls up Jonathan Michaels onto the apron and sits on the ropes to give him room to cross.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo is really not treating the Champion of Honor with respect.
Michaels steps through the ropes when Tyfo suddenly stands up, runs behind Michaels, places his hand on Michaels's back, and drives him headfirst into the mat.
Jesse King: And a bulldog from behind! Ha!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo is not taking Michaels seriously. He seems overcome with shock that Michaels would even challenge him.
Tyfo drops down, driving his knee into Michaels's back and then stands back up as Michaels rolls around in pain. Tyfo kicks Michaels in the belly, making him roll over again. Tyfo picks Michaels back up and Irish whips him to the corner. Tyfo runs for Michaels and clotheslines him so hard that Michaels is lifted into the air by the impact, but Tyfo pulls him back, drives Michaels away from the corner on the rebound, and drives him headfirst into the mat again.
Jesse King: Another bulldog from the Pain Train Tyfo!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: When is Jonathan Michaels going to make a move? This is unreal?
Tyfo rolls Michaels over and covers for the pin. Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts One... Tw- Michaels kicks out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like it will take a bit more to take out Michaels.
Michaels and Tyfo get up, with Tyfo dropping his stance as Michaels looks a little daze.
Jesse King: But it does look like Michaels is feeling punch-drunk.
Michaels puts up his fists and beckons to Tyfo. Tyfo looks around in disbelief, smirks, and then puts up his fists, closing in on Michaels. They circle each other, sizing each other up.
Audience: Michaels... Michaels. Michaels. Michaels...
Tyfo throws the first punch, lunging at Michaels who sidesteps Tyfo and drops his elbow on the back of Tyfo's neck. Tyfo circles around and clutches the back of his neck, scowling at Michaels.
Audience: Ooh...
Michaels gestures to Tyfo again.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Nice move by Michaels, who looks to still have gas in the tank.
Jesse King: Well of course he does. I would hope that a former Hardcore Champion could take what he took so far and beg for more!
Tyfo puts his fists back up and lunges for Michaels again. Michaels catches Tyfo's arm and drops down to the mat, taking Tyfo down with him. He locks his legs around Tyfo's arm and applies pressure.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels with an arm bar! He may have tricked Tyfo into that!
Jesse King: So Michaels does have some technical skill... Hnh...
Tyfo tries to get out of Michaels's arm bar but Michaels keeps the pressure on. Tyfo looks around the ring for ropes.
Jesse King: You can get to the ropes, Tyfo! You can do it! Michaels is below you!
Tyfo drives his knee into the mat and drags Michaels with him, but Michaels applies more pressure and Tyfo shouts out in pain as he collapses back down to the mat.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: People underestimate the arm bar, thinking that it's a simple technique, but it can break your arm and Tyfo may suffer that fate now.
Tyfo reaches out to the ropes with his feet.
Jesse King: Poor Tyfo cannot see the ropes with his feet! Touching them will be a feat of luck at this point.
Tyfo's foot reaches the rope and Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson tells Michaels to let Tyfo go, to which Michaels does.
Michaels stands up while Tyfo backs up to the ropes and clutches his arm. Michaels extends his hand.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels demonstrating a knack for reciprocation.
Jesse King: Man, and I thought that the match would be over right there but Tyfo pulled through.
Tyfo scowls at Michaels and stands back up with rope assist.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo can't properly shake Michaels's hand with that arm now...
Tyfo sneers and puts his fists back up, gesturing to Michaels. Michaels looks to the crowd.
Audience: Michaels, Michaels, Michaels...
Michaels puts his fists up and goes for Tyfo, who grabs Michaels by the back of his tights and drives him out of the ring through the ropes. Michaels lands on his side and rolls up along the guard rail.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo is really not taking this well...
Tyfo gets down on one knee and clutches his arm again.
Jesse King: Tyfo needs to be careful in this match. He has to remember that he will lose if he tosses Michaels over the top rope.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts one as Tyfo gets back to his feet and backs away from Michaels.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo backing up, I don't like the looks of this...
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts two as Michaels gets back up. Tyfo runs towards the ropes and dives through, suicide diving right into Michaels, driving him back to and over the guardrail into the audience. Tyfo lands on his bad arm as the crowd pops.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo took a high risk and it paid off!
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts three as both men are on the ground recovering.
Jesse King: I still don't think that Tyfo is main event material.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But that's the predicament that he is in, isn't it?
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts four as Michaels stirs and Tyfo gets on one knee.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: If Tyfo loses, then Michaels was right that he is not ready for the main event, since that implies that he cannot handle a mid-carder.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts five as Tyfo stands back up and Michaels sits up.
Audience: Five...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And if Tyfo wins, then Michaels could very well have made him realize his main event potential, but now he has a midcard title!
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts six as Tyfo looks over the guard rail as Michaels gets up.
Audience: Six!
Jesse King: Well Tyfo had better hurry up or else either way it'll be a count out!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Also if Tyfo wins, then he will bring home yet more pride to The Family. They will have three belts in their ranks, possibly four by the end of tonight!
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts seven as Tyfo extends his hand to Michaels, making the crowd pop.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Might Tyfo be warming up to Michaels?
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts eight as Michaels takes Tyfo by the hand and Tyfo helps him over the guard rail, to which the crowd cheers.
Jesse King: Oh come on! Tyfo could have punched Michaels out right there and ran back into the ring, securing the belt!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Then would he really deserve the Championship of Honor?
Tyfo and Michaels slide back into the ring as Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts nine.
Jesse King: By the rules, yes! Honor, schmonor, a count out loss is a count out loss - those are the rules!
Tyfo and Michaels stand up in the middle of the ring, staring each other in the face. They suddenly lock up, with Michaels winning out due to Tyfo's bad arm. Michaels Irish whips Tyfo to the corner. Tyfo collides with the corner, bad arm first. He winces in pain.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels is working that arm now.
Michaels runs up to Tyfo, but Tyfo sticks his good arm's elbow out, jabbing it straight into Michaels's face, knocking him down to the mat.
Jesse King: But Tyfo still has a good arm left and he knows how to use it!
Tyfo climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and throws up a Texas Longhorn salute to the crowd before jumping off fist first.
Jesse King: Oh no! Wrong arm, Tyfo-
Tyfo drives his fist straight into Michaels's face and rolls out of the ring, shouting in pain again.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Tyfo making a mistake there that could cost him the match...
Jesse King: You can say that again.
Tyfo stands back up and clutches his arm some more, seemingly scowling at his mistake as Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts one.
Audience: One...
Tyfo rolls back into the ring and stands up with help from the ropes. Michaels sits back up in a daze.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What is Tyfo going to do next?
Jesse King: Hopefully nothing stupid.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: On the one hand, Tyfo has generally been mopping the floor with Michaels but on the other hand, Michaels dealt a decisive blow that has plagued Tyfo since.
Tyfo helps Michaels up and pushes him to the corner. Michaels is still visibly dazed.
Jesse King: But Michaels cannot capitalize. Tyfo has this match in the bag.
Michaels puts up his fists and grins at Tyfo. Tyfo sneers and grapples with Michaels.
Jesse King: Oh boy, here it comes now, Michaels!
Tyfo bends Michaels over, grips him by the T-Shirt, and tosses him over the ropes. Michaels lands head first into the chair that he tossed earlier. The crowd audibly winces.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Bah gawd!
Jesse King: Tyfo, you moron!
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson calls the match and the bell rings.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification and still your WWCF Champion of Honor... Jonathan... Michaels!
"Original Prankster" by the Offspring hits the speakers to a mixed reaction. Tyfo leaves the ring with a reserved look in his face.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And what does this prove, Tyfo?
Jesse King: I think that it proves that Michaels is beneath him. If Michaels is so good, as you suggested earlier, as the fans seem to believe, as he seems to believe, and Tyfo is above him, then I think that Tyfo qualifies for the main event scene!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: With that kind of attitude?
Jesse King: Hey, that kind of attitude got Viva Los Bio Dome the World Championship. If it worked for him then I think that it's good enough for Tyfo.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But what will the fans think of this?
Jesse King: Listen, this is what happens when you make two popular guys square off. The fans don't know how to react. Tyfo was perturbed that Michaels suggested that he isn't good enough to hold the World Championship and so Tyfo set him straight. Plain and simple.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But Tyfo lost the match!
Jesse King: He lost the match on his own terms! And why would he want the Championship of Honor when he can have the World Championship at any time?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I don't know about all of this, King. I just don't know about all of this.
Jesse King: Well, while you're thinking about this, why don't we treat the WWCF Galaxy to a word from our sponsors?
Inter-Forum Championship: Boiler Room Brawler V. “Damn Right” Jackson
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Ohhh boy, this is a match I've been looking forward to since Saved By The Bell.
Jesse King: We knew this rematch was bound to happen, however we were expecting DR Jackson to take it the big stage at Wrestle-CrApocalypse, however that loud mouth brute couldn't handle being humiliated by Boiler Room Brawler anymore...
"Too Black... Too Strong... DAMN RIGHT!"
Bring Tha Noise - Public Enemy feat. Anthrax
The crowd begin to boo as a very focused DR Jackson steps out of the curtain in his trademark white suit. He ignores the fans response and storms into the ring and immediately grabs a mic.
Jesse King: Oh yay, more mic time for the Black Dynasty...
DR Jackson: Now listen! I am the Black Dynasty, I am YOUR HERO! I can't handle all this disrespect that is forced apon me each and every we-
For the second week in a row DR Jackson is cut off by a video promo...
"This is how the WWCF ends... This is how the WWCF ends, not with a bang... but with a whimper..."
A photo of Amigo with the WWCF Championship with the Family appears; "It was once about unity". The picture fades out and is replaced with an image of Milo Duck standing over Amigo with the WWCF Championship; "It was once about pride". Next is an image of King Motor-Colt standing in the middle of the Thunderdome with the title; "Time honored traditions". Next is an image of LittleNaitch helping Colt up after winning the WWCF title; "Be it about friends...". That is quickly replaced by Seth Drakin laying out LittleNaitch for the gold; "or foes...".
Dramatic music quickly cuts in as it shows Jazzman defeating Seth Drakin for the title; "However down the line", next up is Jazzman successfully defending against Above Average; "This tradition was lost", against LittleNaitch; "It was taken for granted", against Aaron Engima, Square, Colt; "It was soon forgotten", getting disqualified against Amigo; "Tarnished,"; Next up is Aaron Enigma, after turning away from all his partners winning the title, "Spat on..." and finally Viva winning and retiring Aaron Enigma, "Forgotten..."
Things have changed, this is my last serenade, this is THE last serenade... This is how the WWCF Ends, not with a bang but with a Whimper.
The video feed ends and DR Jackson is looking absolutely livid, before he can talk again he is cut off by BRB news music.
Rigorous Vengeance - Municipal Waste
Boiler Room Brawler steps out with a smile on his face with his Hardcore Championship and Inter-Forum Championship resting on each shoulder, the crowd praise his every movement and he soaks it all in as he confidently makes his way to the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Look at his smile, he looks alot more confident going into this match compared to what he was like two weeks ago.
Jesse King: He knows he can beat DR, what does he have to worry about?
BRB gets into the ring and passes both of his titles to the referee, a new referee who looks rather in shape despite being quite old. The referee passes the Hardcore Title to the time keeper and keeps a hold of Inter-Forum Title.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is schedules for One-Fall! And it is for the WWCF Inter-Forum Championship! Introducing first the challenger, from West Philadelphia born and raised, weighing in tonight at 304 pounds... "Damn Right" Jackson!
Jackson takes off his jacket and psyches himself up as the crowd boo.
Michael Muffer: And now introducing the champion from Rockford, IL weighing in at 350 pounds, he is the Hardcore AND Inter-Forum Champion... Boiler Room Brawler.
Brawler just jumps on the spot warming himself up as the crowd feed him cheers.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And it looks like this new referee, named Mannum Blake will be officiating this contest. What a first night on the job.
Jesse King: I never even knew this guy had a job here?
Mannum Blake calls for the bell and the match begins. DR Jackson and BRB start circling each other, DR Jackson calls for a test of strength but as BRB goes to oblige, Jackson drops his hands down. They continue to circle and this time it's BRB who calls for the test of strength, and as Jackson obliges BRB drops his hands down.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Both men are trying to get in each others head, here... It's the irresistible force meeting the immovable object.
DR Jackson goes for the test of strength again, and instead of obliging, BRB quickly hits DR Jackson with a stiff knife edge chop, followed by a right hand and then a Manhattan Drop. BRB runs to the ropes, but DR Jackson catches him with a Big Boot.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB starting off strong here, but DR Jackson is about to turn it around with one simple kick.
Jesse King: Just you wait, BRB will turn it back and finally shut up this Black Douchebag once and for all!
DR Jackson quickly mounts BRB and starts hammering away at him, however Mannum Blake lets this happen and DR Jackson keeps going. Eventually DR Jackson stops to take a breather and BRB rolls him off.
Jesse King: What the hell ref! You can't allow stuff like that to happen!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well to be fair, it IS his first day.
Jesse King: But look at him, he is WAYY to old to be starting fresh, his face is so wrinkled it looks almost like a rubber mask!
DR Jackson then tries to hit BRB with a Powerbomb, but before he can even lift him up, BRB hits DR Jackson with a back body drop. BRB quickly follows that up with an elbow drop, followed by another. BRB then runs to the ropes and attempts a knee drop, but DR Jackson rolls out of the way.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: These two know eachother so well, they always know what to expect!
BRB goes for a punch on DR Jackson, but DR blocks it. DR goes for one of his own, but BRB blocks it and quickly knees Jackson in the guy and follows it up with another hard knife edge chop, then a right hand. BRB whips DR Jackson into the corner and catches him with and quick Belly to Belly Suplex. This time, BRB successfully hits the Knee Drop and goes for a pinfall. Mannum Blake goes for the count.
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DR Jackson gets a shoulder up.
Jesse King: NO!
BRB picks DR Jackson up and kicks him in the gut, he places DR Jackson's head between his legs and attempts to pick him up for a Piledriver, but DR Jackson won't get up, Jackson wriggles out and quickly pops BRB up for a Scoop Slam that shakes the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh god! He picked BRB right off of the ground, he's a machine!
Jesse King: He's a disgrace!
DR Jackson goes to make a pin, but Mannum Blake doesn't seem to notice at first and it takes him a bit of time for him to actually go for the count, by the time he finally does, BRB has had more than enough time to kick out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What is he doing!
Jesse King: I guess he's just nervous for his first match?
DR Jackson is fuming and he gets in the face of the new referee, the referee doesn't take any crap and starts yelling back at DR Jackson. DR Jackson turns around and runs right into a Chokeslam from BRB. BRB goes for the pin and once again the referee takes his time. BRB lets go of the pin and gets in the referees face himself.
BRB then turns around and is suddenly laid out by a huge spear by DR Jackson. The crowd begin to boo mercilessly, DR Jackson quickly runs in for the pin. This time Mannum Blake jumps right into it.
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BRB manages to get a shoulder up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: NOW Mannum Blake is getting the hang of this refereeing thing, better late than never!
Jesse King: However it's still not enough to put BRB away, look at Jacksons face!
DR Jackson is fuming, banging around the ring cursing to himself and BRB, telling him to stay down. DR Jackson quickly gets into the opposite corner and takes a three point stand and begins to yell at BRB to get up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: DR Jackson is not going to give up, not with a match as big as this.
Jesse King: But will two spears be enough?
BRB uses the ropes to get to his feet, the moment he turns back around he is laid out yet again by another big Spear by the Black Dynasty.
Jesse King: NO! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMN IT!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This is it! New champion!
BRB remains laying motionless in the ring but DR Jackson doesn't go for the pin. Instead he walks in circles around the ring, yelling, then stands over the fallen BRB and continues to yell "I AM THE BLACK DYNASTY! I AM YOUR HERO!", he slowly walks towards the opposite corner yet again, "YOU PEOPLE NEED SOMEONE LIKE ME, A HERO, A MAN WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO VANQUISH THE VILLAIN!", he then finally takes yet another Three Point Stance still yelling "DAMN RIGHT!"
He keeps yelling at BRB to get up but BRB is only just slowly stirring. DR Jackson is getting anxious, as if he can feel the win coming on. BRB very slowly uses the ropes and manages to get back to his feet. DR Jackson explodes onto his feet with a full paced run. But suddenly the lights cut out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What the?
Jesse King: I think my old age got to me! I'm blind!
The lights come back on and Mannum Blake is nowhere to be seen, instead he is replaced with The Man in Black in a referee outfit. DR Jackson had stopped his run due to the quick black out, he stares right at the Man in Black who seems to have his back to Jackson. DR Jackson then prepares to spear the Man in Black instead, but as he attempts it the Man in Black turns around and levels DR Jackson with BRB pipe wrench, then without hesitation the Man in Black takes a swing at BRB with the wrench aswell, knocking both men down. BRB lands on top of DR Jackson.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh no! The Man in Black strikes again! But where is Mannum Blake!
Jesse King: What does this mean for the match?
Suddenly the lights go out again, and after a few seconds they turn back on and the Man in Black is gone and Mannum Blake is back in the ring, he sees BRB ontop of DR Jackson and makes the count.
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3!
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner... and STILL Inter-Forum Champion... Boiler Room Brawler!
Both men are still down, knocked out in the ring. Mannum Blake then grabs both the titles and stares at them for a long period of time before placing them both over BRB's fallen body. Mannum Blake then slowly walks out of the ring to a chorus of boos.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I don't know what to think of all this, do you King?
Jesse King: I don't like what happened, but I can gladly say I liked the end result.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well all I can say is this Mannum Blake is the worst referee I have ever seen. But for BRB and DR Jackson, I guess it's now over for them... for now...
Trainers and EMTs come down and tend to the downed men as we cut to commercial.
Jonathan is backstage with Sara, Jonathan is holding an icepack to his head, Fred G. Neric walks up to them.
Jonathan, you retained your Championship Of Honor tonight after Tyfo's disqualifacation, and we have just received word that next week, you will face DR Jackson in the final Thunderdome qualifying match, any comments?
Well, Fred, That's some pretty exciting news, but right now I'm still trying to understand why Tyfo did what he did, I know I said some strong things about him last night, but one would think the best way for him to prove himself would be something other than throwing me out of the ring and costing himself a golden opportunity.
But next week, I won't be making the same mistake, because I WILL beat DR Jackson and make my way to Thunderdome, and I will do everything in my power to wrest the title away from Bio-Dome, because as the Champion of Honor, it is my duty to represent honor, and that's one quality our World Champion is sorely lacking.
And, Cut.
Tag Team Match for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship: Viva Los Bio Dome and D-Day Dave V. Little Naitch and Seth Drakin
*The camera is aimed right on Michael Muffer standing in the middle of the ring.*
Michael Muffer- Tonight the WWCF presents a huge main event. It isn't just any Monday Niteraw main event. No this main event is for the WWCF World Championship. Four men will step inside this ring for a tag team match and only one of the two of them can walk out WWCF World Champion. One of those men is Little Naitch. Almost exactly a year ago to this month this man obtained greatness when he defeated respected WWCF Alumni King Motor-Colt for the WWCF World Championship. Tonight he will fight another King for that same championship. This time it won't be his friend in respect Motor-Colt. Tonight it will be "The King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome. Ever since winning the 2010 King Of WrestleCrap Tournament and the WWCF World Championship nothing has stopped this man. With a band watching his back in the Heavy Metal Hollywood some doubt this man will ever be stopped. But tonight Little Naitch will team up with an old enemy in WWCF CEO Seth Drakin to take on new ones in Viva Los Bio Dome and D-Day Dave. Will Little Naitch overcome and become the first two time WWCF World Champion or will "The King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome continue to reign supreme with his knights in The Heavy Metal Hollywood? There is only one way to find out. It's time.
IT'S TIME TO GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The crowd cheers as Seth Drakin's music, "One Wing Angel Remix by Black Mages" starts playing. Seth Draken walks down to the ring with his girlfriend and WWCF Commissioner Jessica Morton by his side. Following close behind is his personal security U.N. Owen and Mr. E.*
Michael Muffer- Coming down to the ring from Suburbia, weighing in at 265 pounds...........WWCF CEO, SETH DRAKIN!
Tim Hoss- Seth hasn't been in the ring full time for quite a while Jess. You have to wonder if that will play a factor in this match.
Jess King- Well it could but Drakin is a former WWCF World Champion himself. He knows how to get the job done.
*New Blackjacks*
*A spotlight shines on Little Naitch as he makes his way down in a styling blue robe.*
Michael Muffer- And his partner for tonight, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 235 pounds......LITTLE NAITCH!
Jesse King- Naitch looks ready tonight.
Tim Hoss- He sure does. He knows what it's like to wear that WWCF World Title around his waist and I'm sure he would do anything to get it back after going without it for so long.
*Saints Of Los Angeles by Motley Crue*
*Concert strobe lights start flashing as D-Day Dave makes his way down holding a flying V guitar in his left hand and walking arm and arm with his personal valet Alexa Anderson. Following close by is Headbanger Man with Marrissa Logan.*
Michael Muffer- And one of their opponents, from Los Angeles, California by way of Kansas City, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions.....D-DAY DAVE!
Tim Hoss- Well I see some of the gang is back out here. I see he got another guitar from the Heavy Metal Hollywood locker room after pulling off a totally uncalled for stunt in viciously bashing his other one over the head of Jazzman!
Jesse King- Of course he has another guitar. He is in Heavy Metal Hollywood. They have tons of girls and money to buy new instruments. It's the price your paid when your on top Gorilla. Now pipe down Gorilla, the Champ is about to come out.
*Heavy Metal version of Paparazzi by Lady Gaga*
*A long red carpet is rolled out as Viva Los Bio Dome appears at the top of the ramp with Lisa Garcia by his side. He makes his way down to the ring as paparazzi flashes cameras. Not far behind is H.M.H. Security Vince Hetfield and Axl Roth.*
Michael Muffer- And the last participant, from Hollywood by way of Hayward, California, he is the WWCF World Champion....."THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD" VIVA LOS BIO DOME!!
Jesse King- Now here is the champ baby. if you thought Naitch looked confident just look at "The King Of Hollywood" himself.
Tim Hoss- He does look pretty confident although if I'm not mistaking I think that is just his usual cockiness.
*Referee Will Alphonso calls for the bell and D-Day Dave and Little Naitch meet in the center of the ring. They lock up and Dave back up Naitch into a corner and ref Alphonso calls for a clean break. Dave picks his arms up as if he is going to break cleanly but pops Naitch right in the chin with a fist. Dave irish whips Naitch to the other side and follows him with a perfect clothesline into the corner. Dave pulls Naitch out of the corner by his hair and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a pile driver yelling this is it. He goes to pick up Naitch for the deadly move but Naitch blocks it and grabs onto Dave's legs and trips him down and goes for the Figure Four Leg Lock. Dave quickly kicks away at Naitch and rolls into his corner causing Alphonso to back Naitch up who is ready to pounce.*
*Dave gets out of the corner and motions with his hand for Naitch to back up. They lock up in the middle of the ring and Naitch straps on an armbar on Dave's left arm. Naitch grinds it in until Dave reaches around and grabs for Naitch's hair but Alphonso is looking and warns him not to do it. Dave goes for the hair again but the ref again warns him. Dave goes for it a third time and as the ref looks back to make sure he doesn't do it Dave quickly snaps his hand back around and scratches the eyes of Naitch.*
Tim Hoss- Well that just wasn't fair.
Jesse King- Nope but it was sure effective.
*Dave kicks Naitch in the gut and hits a huge long standing suplex on Naitch. Dave goes for the cover...
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KICKOUT!!!!
*Naitch kicks out. Dave picks Naitch up by the hair and irish whips him into the corner. Dave comes running at Naitch for another clothesline but Naitch puts up his foot for a big boot to Dave's face. This knocks Dave back and Naitch lifts himself up to the second rope and comes off with a big axe handle on Dave who goes down. Naitch goes for the cover.
1!!
2!!
KICKOUT!!!!!
*Dave kicks out and Naitch picks up Dave by his long hair. Naitch goes for a belly to belly suplex but Dave blocks it and pushes away Naitch. Naitch goes down to Dave's feet and takes him to the mat. Dave spins around on his back and does the same thing to Naitch. Both kip up at the same time and are at a stand off.*
*Dave motions to Naitch's corner to have Naitch tag in Seth Drakin. Dave puts out both his hands and does a bring it taunt to Drakin.*
Tim Hoss- I don't know if I would call out Drakin while he's fresh. He maybe be getting cheered for the first time in his WWCF career tonight by representing Little Naitch but he is still a deadly player in that ring.
Jesse King- Whatever Hoss. Dave wants him in there so he can teach him a lesson for taking his job as CEO.
Tim Hoss- Dave tried to sell the WWCF to Disney!! I'm sorry, but I don't want to see Goofy become the WWCF World Champion by some accidental fluke.
*Naitch obliges and tags in Drakin who gets a pretty big pop from the crowd. Dave points at him and acts like he is holding Drakin as if Drakin is a bar and breaks it and throws it out to the crowd. Drakin points at Dave and slices his throat and gives Dave a thumbs down. The two lock up in the middle of the ring and Drakin backs Dave up into the corner getting the better of it. Seth starts delivering vicious elbows to the head of Dave, backs up and kicks Dave in the gut and then goes for a DDT. Dave blocks it and rams Seth clear across the ring into the other corner. Dave starts chopping Seth and then snapemares him over and hooks on a Demolition-like face lock. As Dave is leaning down Seth pushes Dave hands from his face and kicks Dave in the head and then pulls out Dave's legs making Dave land into the corner.*
*Seth grabs Dave's head and gets him down with a headlock takedown. Seth starts putting the boots to Dave and bounces off the ropes and drops a fast leg drop. Seth goes for the pin.
1!!
2!!
KICKOUT!!!!
Seth picks up Dave and grabs his arms and head butts him over and over. Seth irish whips Dave into a corner and comes running at him, but Dave hits the ropes with his hands first and floats over Seth. Seth turns around and Dave hits a huge belly to back suplex on Seth. Now both men hurt are laying on the ground as the ref begins to count.
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*Both men finally get up at the same time and Seth goes for a big elbow on Dave but Dave ducks it and hits a spinning back hand fisted punch on Drakin knocking Drakin down. Dave grabs onto Seth's hair and pulls him across the mat to his corner where he tags in Viva.*
*Viva comes in and right away goes to work on Seth. Viva picks up Seth and takes him down with a thrust to the throat. Viva picks Seth back up and backs him into a corner where he delivers some vicious knees to the head and then finally smashes Seth's head into the mat. Viva picks up Seth and delivers a beautiful suplex on him and drops three elbows in a row and goes for the cover.*
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NO!!! Little Naitch jumps in and breaks up the pin.
*Naitch goes back to his corner as Viva picks up Seth and pushes him into the H.M.H. corner. Seth goes to taunt Naitch which causes Naitch to come in after him but the ref Will Alphonso holds back Naitch. As the ref is distracted Dave is already choking Seth with the tag ropes as Viva delivers vicious boots to the gut of Seth.*
*On the outside Mr. E and U.N. Owen have gotten closer to Headbanger Man, Vince Hetfield, and Axl Roth and they are trash talking each other. On the other side of the ring Jessica Morton is trash talking with Lisa Garcia and Alexa Anderson.*
Jesse King- Wow looks like things are getting pretty heated on the outside there.
Tim Hoss- Yeah I just hope they can all retain it without exploding. Inside the ring it doesn't look like Seth is going to last too much longer if Viva and Dave keep resorting to underhanded tactics like the one we are seeing.
*The ref comes back over and Viva pulls Seth out of the corner as Dave puts his hands up as if saying he didn't do anything. Viva motions to the crowd with his hand while at the same time saying "It's over!!!". Viva sets Seth up for "The Bio-Dome!" and goes for it but Seth spins out of it and delivers a snap suplex to Viva.*
Tim Hoss- Here is Seth's chance to get out of there and get a tag to Little Naitch.
*Seth is just about to his Naitch's hand with Viva grabs Seth's foot and pulls him back. Both get back up to their feet as Viva still has Seth's foot and Seth hits a huge jumping side kick to Viva's head. Seth gets the tag to Little Naitch.*
Tim Hoss- There we go!!!
*Naitch comes running in and practically clotheslines Viva out of his wrestling boots. Dave comes running in and Naitch clotheslines him as well. Viva gets back up and Naitch gives him a body slam. Dave gets back up and charges right for Naitch but Naitch side steps him and steers Dave right over the ropes onto Vince Hetfield, Axl Roth, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen who were still trash talking but have all now been laid out. Headbanger man manages just to barley avoid it.*
*On the other side of the ring Jessica Morton has finally had enough of Anderson's mouth and charges at her tackling her in a cat fight like style. Lisa is there to axe handle Jessica on the back though. Lisa hooks Commissioner Morton arms around her back as Alexa begins to slap her around. Seth sees this and jumps off the apron to save his girlfriend. Alphonso jumps out of the ring to help Drakin break up the girls.*
*Inside the ring Naitch picks up Viva and tosses him into a corner. Naitch starts delivering the crispes stiffest chops he has delivered in a long time going "Whooo!!!" after each one of them. He eventually pulls Viva out of the corner with a big suplex. Naitch gets up real quick and grabs Viva's legs and calls for the Figure Four Leg Lock. Naitch hooks it in. Naitch keeps Viva in it for about a minute and it looks like Viva is about ready to tap when Headbanger Man jumps up on the apron. Naitch break the hold and punches Headbanger off the apron. Vince Hetfield gets up on the apron and he meets the same fate as Headbanger. Dave slides back into the ring and kicks Naitch in the gut. Dave grabs onto Naitch and goes for "The Encore" but Naitch blocks it and flips around the hold and hits a neckbreaker on Dave.*
*Viva is back up and stalks Naitch. Right after Naitch hits the neckbreaker on Dave Viva waits for Naitch to turn around and Viva hits the "Purple Sticky Punch" on Naitch and then follows it up with "The Bio-Dome!". Viva goes for the cover as Alphonso rolls back into the ring.*
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Jesse King- Viva wins!! Viva wins!! Viva wins!!!
*Dave is outside of the ring and grabs the world title for Viva as all of the Heavy Metal Hollywood members begin to retreat up the entrance ramp. When they get up to the top Dave gets down on one knee and bows his head and presents the WWCF World Championship belt to Viva Los Bio Dome.*
Michael Muffer- Ladies and gentlemen...the winners of the match....D-DAY DAVE.......AND STILL WWCF WORLD CHAMPION...............'THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD" VIVA LOS BIO DOME!!!!
*Seth is still on the outside of the ring helping Jessica regroup after her two on one attack from Lisa and Alexa.*
*Little Naitch is inside the ring on his knees looking up the entrance ramp at Viva Los Bio Dome holding up the belt. He bends down and puts his face into his hands.*
Tim Hoss- Well with all the interference and everything sadly Little Naitch does not come out victorious. Viva won but he sure did it with a lot of underhanded tactics!!
Jesse King- Hey all is fair in love and war and tonight Gorilla, Viva Los Bio Dome and Heavy Metal Hollywood won the war.
Tim Hoss- Well that's all the time we have for tonight. For Jesse King, I'm Tim Hoss. We'll see you all here next week for the go home show of Monday Niteraw leading up to our next Pay Per View....Wrestle-CrApocalypse. Goodnight.
Writing Credits: D-Day Dave, Amigo, Evil M, YellowJacket, BRB, DR Jackson, and Jonathan Michaels
