Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - April 18, 2010
5/14/10
Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - April 18, 2010
Kris Kobain V. Dream Warrior
*Siva by The Smashing Pumplin starts to play. We hear a voice just seconds into the song "Hey! wait wait wait...."
*Kris Kobain appears on the stage area.
You can sit down Joey Fisherman. I'll handle the introductions."
*Kobain walks to the ring to a mixed reaction. He then enters the ring.
Michael Gettenpiill: Now what's this about?
Sean Kelly: "Will you be quiet and let the man speak?
Kobain:: "First of all you should all applaud yourselves for purchasing tickets to Kris Kobain presents...Heatz!
*Kobain claps
Now on to the introuctions. Weighing in at an impressive 185 lbs of pure awesomeness. Hailing from Seattle, Washington, your hero and mine.....Kris.....Kobain! And his opponent a man who apparantly got into his mother's makeup from some God awful town in tenessee....weigh...
Kobain's mic cuts off and Memories Will Never Die starts to play
Gettenpill: Well. I guess that's all there is to that.
*Kobain is facing the entrance yelling for his mic to be turned back on. Dream Warrior descends from the rafters and sneaks up behind Kobain.
Kelly: Turn around!
*Dream Warrior grabs Kobain and hits a german suplex. Kobain rolls out of the ring and kicks the steps. The bell rings as Dream Warrior stares Kobain down from inside the ring. Dream Warrior grabs the ropes and starts to jump over as if he is going to dive onto Kobain. Kobain runs around the steps and slides into the ring as Dream Warrior lands standing on the apron Kobain hits him with a dropkick and Warrior falls to the outside. Kobain points at his head indicating that it was a smart move.
Gettenpill: Underhand tactics by Kris Kobain.
Kelly: What are you talking about? That's called smart wrestling. Always staying one step ahead of the other guy.
*Dream Warrior gets to his feet as Kris does a flying body splash over the top rope. Landing on Warrior. Kobain throws a couple of punches while both men are on the ground. Kobain gets up first and poses for the crowd with a fan holding a #1 Kobainite sign. Warrior stands up and spins Kris around land a couple of punches and a drop kick. Warrior slides part way into the ring then out to break up the 10 count. Warrior climbs the ring apron and starts to run as Kobain stands up. Warrior hits him with a flying head scissors off the ring apron then stands up picks Kris off the ground and rolls him into the ring.
Gettenpill: We knew this was going to be a good one.
Kelly: Maybe Dream Warrior should learn how to wrestle a match INSIDE the ring.
*Dream Warrior starts to climb the turnbuckle. Kris is up before Warrior can make the jump and hits a top rope frankensteiner on Warrior. Kobain then hits a legdrop on Warrior. Kobain goes to the top and hits a frog splash. 1!...2!....Kickout!
Gettenpill: Close to a three count there.
Kelly: Close doesn't cash checks Michael.
*Kobain picks Warrior off the mat and hits a Flatliner followed by a springboard moonsault. Kobain goes to the top and hits The Afterburn. 1! 2! 3!
Gettenpill:AN impressive showing from Kris Kobain here.
*Kobain asks for a mic.
Kobain:Your winner. The man with the plan. Kris...Ko..bain!
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*Commercial*
Geico
WWCF Signature Ice Cream
KFC Double Down
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Blackout w/ The Hangman and Amigo V. The General of the Monkey Army
We return from commercial break with The General of the Monkey Army already in the ring.
The beat drops and Blackout comes out from backstage with his mic in hand. He rhymes his way to the ring accompanied by both Amigo and The Hangman before getting in and settling down. Amigo and The Hangman are both hanging out ringside.
Spud checks both men for weapons and begins the match.
The bell rings and the two men instantly lock up. Blackout quickly hits him with an irish uppercut and locks General in a headlock. Blackout motions to the crowd and recieves a mini pop for his efforts. General reverses the headlock into an armbar. Blackout ducks the armbar and hits General with a clothesline.
General is slow to get up, so he hits Blackout with a low blow. Amigo and Hangman protest outside of the ring, and the referee is distracted. General goes over to shut the two guys up and get things focused back on the match. Blackout jumps up and waits for General to turn around, and the second he does, BAM! Overnight Celebrity.
Blackout goes for the pin.
1...
2...
3..!
Here is your winner, Blackout!
Michael Gettenpill: Tonight, Blackout has proven just how helpful having someone in your corner can be, as he uses the distraction to his advantage to get an easy 1-2-3!
Sean Kelly: You can say that again. I mean talk about textbook referee manipulation! The second General paid Amigo and Hangman any mind was the second that he compromised the match. He had the momentum in his corner after the low blow, unfortunately he got sucked in to the drama and it resulted in an unfortunate loss.
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Inspector Shetty vs. Tyfo
Muffer: “The following contest is our main event and it is scheduled for one fall.”
“Wannabe in L.A.” blasts over the PA. Out walks Inspector Shetty, who is waving off the fans. He walks to the ring, whilst pointing to himself and informing the audience that they can’t be him, no matter how hard they try. He gets on the apron and does a quick spin, clutching his arms underneath the top rope. He then smoothly enters the ring from the middle rope.
Tyfo’s theme blasts over the PA as Tyfo walks out from the back. He walks slowly to the ring, arguing with the fans along the way. As he approaches the ring, his fire ball pyro goes off. He then enters the ring and does the Texas Longhorn salute on all four corners of the ring.
Referee Will Alphonzo calls for the bell. The bell sounds and the match officially begins.
Both men stare at each other intently, waiting to see who makes the first move. It is Inspector Shetty who strikes first, throwing a punch. Tyfo blocks it and lands a punch of his own. He hit’s a few more punches and then irish whips him into the ropes. Tyfo ducks for a backdrop, but is kicked in the face. Shetty immediately follows this up with a clothesline. He goes for the first cover of the match.
One, T…
Quick kick out!
Tyfo starts to get to his feet, but Shetty hits him with a European uppercut. This bounces Tyfo into the ropes, who gets hit with a big boot by Shetty on his return. He picks him up and irish whips him into the ropes. Shetty goes for the spine buster, but Tyfo floats over him, runs the ropes and hit’s a running lariat. Tyfo sets up for the running bulldog. He locks Shetty’s head underneath his arm and starts to run. Shetty breaks free, flips him around and hit’s a spine buster. He immediately goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
Shetty picks Tyfo up and hoists him up sideways, setting up for a fall away slam. He leans forward and then leans back, tossing Tyfo with all of his strength, sending him halfway across the ring. He crawls over to him and hooks the leg for a pin.
One, Two, Thr…
Tyfo gets his shoulder up!
The turnbuckle catches Shetty’s eye, and he seems to have gotten and idea. He drags Tyfo by the hair over to the turnbuckle, then climbs to the second rope. He puts Tyfo’s head between his legs and signals for the Bollywood Destroyer. Tyfo fights him off and then back body drops him to the mat below. Both men are down.
Referee Will Alphonzo begins the ten count. He reaches the count of four, when Shetty gets to his feet. Tyfo is still pulling himself up with the assistance of the ropes. Shetty walks right into a kick to the midsection. Tyfo follows this up with a quick Twist of Fate. He then ascends the top rope and hit’s a Top Rope Fist Drop. He goes for the pin.
One, Two, Thr…
Shetty gets his shoulder up!
Tyfo hoists Shetty’s limp body up against the turnbuckle, then irish whips him into the adjacent turnbuckle. He signals for a running clothesline and then starts running. Just as he’s about to connect, Shetty moves out of the way. Tyfo crashes into the turnbuckle. He staggers around and is met with a super kick. Shetty goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
Shetty picks Tyfo up and starts to set up another Bollywood Destroyer. He stops and re-thinks his plan. He opts to drag Tyfo to the middle of the ring instead and hit’s a spike piledriver. He hooks the leg for a pin.
One, Two, Thre…
Tyfo barely gets his shoulder up!
Shetty mouths “I’m finishing this!” and poises for the Indian De-Railment. He waits rabidly for Tyfo to get to his feet. He eventually does, but slowly starts to turn around. When he finally turns the whole way around, Shetty pounces. Tyfo quickly moves out of the way. Shetty follows him, but goes crashing to the mat below as Tyfo ducks and pulls down on the top rope. Tyfo darts towards the opposite side of the ring, bounces off of the ropes and dives through the middle rope, hitting a suicide dive on Inspector Shetty. Shetty goes crashing back-first into the barricade. Tyfo hoists him over his shoulder and hits Snake Eyes on the barricade.
Tyfo drags Inspector Shetty’s limp body and rolls him back into the ring. He goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thre…
Shetty gets his shoulder up!
Tyfo goes towards Shetty’s legs and tries to lock in the Texas Cloverleaf. Shetty fights him off, eventually pushing him back-first into the turnbuckle. Tyfo bounces back towards Shetty, who rolls him up in a rather unorthodox small package.
One, Two, T…
Tyfo gets out of it, breaking the count!
Tyfo immediately rises to his feet and goes back to Inspector Shetty. He starts to get him to his feet, but is met with a rake to the eyes. He follows this up with a DDT. He goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
Inspector Shetty struggles to get to his feet. When he arises, he goes over to Tyfo. He starts to pick him up and set up for the Calcutter. Kris Kobain darts towards the ring and hops onto the ring apron. Shetty drops Tyfo and dashes towards Kobain. Kobain leaps off of the apron, leaving Shetty batting at air. Tyfo scrambles behind him and rolls him up, grabbing his tights in the process.
One, Two, Three!
Muffer: “Here is your winner, Tyfo!”
The bell sounds and Tyfo quickly rolls out of the ring. Shetty has a shocked, but angry look on his face. Meanwhile, Tyfo and Kris Kobain have big grins on their faces. Referee Will Alphonzo follows Tyfo outside and raises his arm. The show ends with an angry and disgruntled Inspector Shetty looking out at Tyfo and Kobain.
Kris Kobain V. Dream Warrior
*Siva by The Smashing Pumplin starts to play. We hear a voice just seconds into the song "Hey! wait wait wait...."
*Kris Kobain appears on the stage area.
You can sit down Joey Fisherman. I'll handle the introductions."
*Kobain walks to the ring to a mixed reaction. He then enters the ring.
Michael Gettenpiill: Now what's this about?
Sean Kelly: "Will you be quiet and let the man speak?
Kobain:: "First of all you should all applaud yourselves for purchasing tickets to Kris Kobain presents...Heatz!
*Kobain claps
Now on to the introuctions. Weighing in at an impressive 185 lbs of pure awesomeness. Hailing from Seattle, Washington, your hero and mine.....Kris.....Kobain! And his opponent a man who apparantly got into his mother's makeup from some God awful town in tenessee....weigh...
Kobain's mic cuts off and Memories Will Never Die starts to play
Gettenpill: Well. I guess that's all there is to that.
*Kobain is facing the entrance yelling for his mic to be turned back on. Dream Warrior descends from the rafters and sneaks up behind Kobain.
Kelly: Turn around!
*Dream Warrior grabs Kobain and hits a german suplex. Kobain rolls out of the ring and kicks the steps. The bell rings as Dream Warrior stares Kobain down from inside the ring. Dream Warrior grabs the ropes and starts to jump over as if he is going to dive onto Kobain. Kobain runs around the steps and slides into the ring as Dream Warrior lands standing on the apron Kobain hits him with a dropkick and Warrior falls to the outside. Kobain points at his head indicating that it was a smart move.
Gettenpill: Underhand tactics by Kris Kobain.
Kelly: What are you talking about? That's called smart wrestling. Always staying one step ahead of the other guy.
*Dream Warrior gets to his feet as Kris does a flying body splash over the top rope. Landing on Warrior. Kobain throws a couple of punches while both men are on the ground. Kobain gets up first and poses for the crowd with a fan holding a #1 Kobainite sign. Warrior stands up and spins Kris around land a couple of punches and a drop kick. Warrior slides part way into the ring then out to break up the 10 count. Warrior climbs the ring apron and starts to run as Kobain stands up. Warrior hits him with a flying head scissors off the ring apron then stands up picks Kris off the ground and rolls him into the ring.
Gettenpill: We knew this was going to be a good one.
Kelly: Maybe Dream Warrior should learn how to wrestle a match INSIDE the ring.
*Dream Warrior starts to climb the turnbuckle. Kris is up before Warrior can make the jump and hits a top rope frankensteiner on Warrior. Kobain then hits a legdrop on Warrior. Kobain goes to the top and hits a frog splash. 1!...2!....Kickout!
Gettenpill: Close to a three count there.
Kelly: Close doesn't cash checks Michael.
*Kobain picks Warrior off the mat and hits a Flatliner followed by a springboard moonsault. Kobain goes to the top and hits The Afterburn. 1! 2! 3!
Gettenpill:AN impressive showing from Kris Kobain here.
*Kobain asks for a mic.
Kobain:Your winner. The man with the plan. Kris...Ko..bain!
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*Commercial*
Geico
WWCF Signature Ice Cream
KFC Double Down
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Blackout w/ The Hangman and Amigo V. The General of the Monkey Army
We return from commercial break with The General of the Monkey Army already in the ring.
The beat drops and Blackout comes out from backstage with his mic in hand. He rhymes his way to the ring accompanied by both Amigo and The Hangman before getting in and settling down. Amigo and The Hangman are both hanging out ringside.
Spud checks both men for weapons and begins the match.
The bell rings and the two men instantly lock up. Blackout quickly hits him with an irish uppercut and locks General in a headlock. Blackout motions to the crowd and recieves a mini pop for his efforts. General reverses the headlock into an armbar. Blackout ducks the armbar and hits General with a clothesline.
General is slow to get up, so he hits Blackout with a low blow. Amigo and Hangman protest outside of the ring, and the referee is distracted. General goes over to shut the two guys up and get things focused back on the match. Blackout jumps up and waits for General to turn around, and the second he does, BAM! Overnight Celebrity.
Blackout goes for the pin.
1...
2...
3..!
Here is your winner, Blackout!
Michael Gettenpill: Tonight, Blackout has proven just how helpful having someone in your corner can be, as he uses the distraction to his advantage to get an easy 1-2-3!
Sean Kelly: You can say that again. I mean talk about textbook referee manipulation! The second General paid Amigo and Hangman any mind was the second that he compromised the match. He had the momentum in his corner after the low blow, unfortunately he got sucked in to the drama and it resulted in an unfortunate loss.
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Inspector Shetty vs. Tyfo
Muffer: “The following contest is our main event and it is scheduled for one fall.”
“Wannabe in L.A.” blasts over the PA. Out walks Inspector Shetty, who is waving off the fans. He walks to the ring, whilst pointing to himself and informing the audience that they can’t be him, no matter how hard they try. He gets on the apron and does a quick spin, clutching his arms underneath the top rope. He then smoothly enters the ring from the middle rope.
Tyfo’s theme blasts over the PA as Tyfo walks out from the back. He walks slowly to the ring, arguing with the fans along the way. As he approaches the ring, his fire ball pyro goes off. He then enters the ring and does the Texas Longhorn salute on all four corners of the ring.
Referee Will Alphonzo calls for the bell. The bell sounds and the match officially begins.
Both men stare at each other intently, waiting to see who makes the first move. It is Inspector Shetty who strikes first, throwing a punch. Tyfo blocks it and lands a punch of his own. He hit’s a few more punches and then irish whips him into the ropes. Tyfo ducks for a backdrop, but is kicked in the face. Shetty immediately follows this up with a clothesline. He goes for the first cover of the match.
One, T…
Quick kick out!
Tyfo starts to get to his feet, but Shetty hits him with a European uppercut. This bounces Tyfo into the ropes, who gets hit with a big boot by Shetty on his return. He picks him up and irish whips him into the ropes. Shetty goes for the spine buster, but Tyfo floats over him, runs the ropes and hit’s a running lariat. Tyfo sets up for the running bulldog. He locks Shetty’s head underneath his arm and starts to run. Shetty breaks free, flips him around and hit’s a spine buster. He immediately goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
Shetty picks Tyfo up and hoists him up sideways, setting up for a fall away slam. He leans forward and then leans back, tossing Tyfo with all of his strength, sending him halfway across the ring. He crawls over to him and hooks the leg for a pin.
One, Two, Thr…
Tyfo gets his shoulder up!
The turnbuckle catches Shetty’s eye, and he seems to have gotten and idea. He drags Tyfo by the hair over to the turnbuckle, then climbs to the second rope. He puts Tyfo’s head between his legs and signals for the Bollywood Destroyer. Tyfo fights him off and then back body drops him to the mat below. Both men are down.
Referee Will Alphonzo begins the ten count. He reaches the count of four, when Shetty gets to his feet. Tyfo is still pulling himself up with the assistance of the ropes. Shetty walks right into a kick to the midsection. Tyfo follows this up with a quick Twist of Fate. He then ascends the top rope and hit’s a Top Rope Fist Drop. He goes for the pin.
One, Two, Thr…
Shetty gets his shoulder up!
Tyfo hoists Shetty’s limp body up against the turnbuckle, then irish whips him into the adjacent turnbuckle. He signals for a running clothesline and then starts running. Just as he’s about to connect, Shetty moves out of the way. Tyfo crashes into the turnbuckle. He staggers around and is met with a super kick. Shetty goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
Shetty picks Tyfo up and starts to set up another Bollywood Destroyer. He stops and re-thinks his plan. He opts to drag Tyfo to the middle of the ring instead and hit’s a spike piledriver. He hooks the leg for a pin.
One, Two, Thre…
Tyfo barely gets his shoulder up!
Shetty mouths “I’m finishing this!” and poises for the Indian De-Railment. He waits rabidly for Tyfo to get to his feet. He eventually does, but slowly starts to turn around. When he finally turns the whole way around, Shetty pounces. Tyfo quickly moves out of the way. Shetty follows him, but goes crashing to the mat below as Tyfo ducks and pulls down on the top rope. Tyfo darts towards the opposite side of the ring, bounces off of the ropes and dives through the middle rope, hitting a suicide dive on Inspector Shetty. Shetty goes crashing back-first into the barricade. Tyfo hoists him over his shoulder and hits Snake Eyes on the barricade.
Tyfo drags Inspector Shetty’s limp body and rolls him back into the ring. He goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thre…
Shetty gets his shoulder up!
Tyfo goes towards Shetty’s legs and tries to lock in the Texas Cloverleaf. Shetty fights him off, eventually pushing him back-first into the turnbuckle. Tyfo bounces back towards Shetty, who rolls him up in a rather unorthodox small package.
One, Two, T…
Tyfo gets out of it, breaking the count!
Tyfo immediately rises to his feet and goes back to Inspector Shetty. He starts to get him to his feet, but is met with a rake to the eyes. He follows this up with a DDT. He goes for the cover.
One, Two, Thr…
Kick out!
Inspector Shetty struggles to get to his feet. When he arises, he goes over to Tyfo. He starts to pick him up and set up for the Calcutter. Kris Kobain darts towards the ring and hops onto the ring apron. Shetty drops Tyfo and dashes towards Kobain. Kobain leaps off of the apron, leaving Shetty batting at air. Tyfo scrambles behind him and rolls him up, grabbing his tights in the process.
One, Two, Three!
Muffer: “Here is your winner, Tyfo!”
The bell sounds and Tyfo quickly rolls out of the ring. Shetty has a shocked, but angry look on his face. Meanwhile, Tyfo and Kris Kobain have big grins on their faces. Referee Will Alphonzo follows Tyfo outside and raises his arm. The show ends with an angry and disgruntled Inspector Shetty looking out at Tyfo and Kobain.
