Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - May 5, 2010
5/14/10
Dark Match: The Smokin' Vokoun def. The General of the Monkey Army
Sunday Night Heatz!11 - May 5, 2010
Non-Title Match: Inspector Shetty vs. Johnathan Michaels
The intro pyro goes off and Inspector Shetty is already in the ring anticipating the arrival of Johnathan Michaels.
DOA from Foo Fighters hits, and Johnathan Michaels makes his way to the ring.
Referee Spud Johnson checks both men for weapons and calls for the bell.
Michaels charges Shetty and flattens him with a quick clothesline.
Shetty quickly gets up and shakes off the effects and the two men trade haymakers.
Shetty throws an irish uppercut and Michaels. Shetty whips Michaels off the ropes and hits him with a big boot.
Shetty picks Michaels up and quickly goes for the Calcutta. Michaels pushes him off and Shetty bounces off the ropes and walks right into the Fade to Black.
Michaels wipes his mouth and walks over to Shetty, drags him into the middle of the ring, and locks in the Key Grip.
Shetty fights towards the ropes, but Michaels continues pulling him back into the center of the ring.
Shetty reluctantly taps.
Here is your winner, The Champion of Honor, Johnathan Michaels!
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Titanothere vs. Dream Warrior
Sean Kelly: And now we come to an exhibition match between the twice snubbed Monster of the Mesozoic Age and the hot new prospect Dream Warrior.
Michael Gettenpill: That's right, Sean, let's join Jerry Fish as Titanothere makes his way to the ring...
Jerry Fish: Our next match is scheduled for one fall.
"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult hits the speakers. Titanothere emerges, lowering his head and pawing at the ground with both of his feet. He then proceeds to run down the ramp and to the ring.
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, weighing in at 366lbs, he's the monster from the Mesozoic Age... Titanothere!
Titanothere crosses the ropes and starts to remove his black studded shoulderpads as Dream Warrior warms up.
Michael Gettenpill: Say, Sean, didn't Kris Kobain retire Dream Warrior?
Sean Kelly: Yeah, you have a point there. Hey, wait a second… Speak of the devil….
Kris Kobain is walking through the crowd with a sign saying, “Your Dream Is Dead, Warrior.”
Michael Gettenpill: It’s Kris Kobain! Looks like he also noticed that Dream Warrior is supposed to be retired.
Kris Kobain has a shouting match with Dream Warrior, but Referee “Spud” Verne Johnson demands Dream Warrior’s attention.
Sean Kelly: Referee “Spud” Verne Johnson is making sure that both men concentrate on what’s important right now.
Michael Gettenpill: We’ll probably see developments in the future, but let’s get to match.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson starts the match. Dream Warrior runs up to Titanothere, jumps up, and locks his legs around Titanothere's neck.
Michael Gettenpill: Dream Warrior going for a huricanrana...
Titanothere doesn't budge and Dream Warrior dangles off of him.
Sean Kelly: The Monster from the Mesozoic Age may have had a few setbacks lately but his size is a force to be reckoned with.
Dream Warrior holds onto Titanothere by the legs and sits up to throw a punch at Titanothere, who blocks the punch and lunches for Dream Warrior's throat.
Michael Gettenpill: Dream Warrior's in trouble now...
Titanothere tightens his choke hold as Dream Warrior grabs at his wrist. Titanothere grabs onto one of Dream Warrior's legs with his other arm and starts to spin around.
Sean Kelly: Dream Warrior is going to be seeing stars tonight.
Titanothere continues to spin around as Dream Warrior goes limp.
Michael Gettenpill: Titanothere should do stuff like this more often.
Titanothere swings Dream Warrior into a ring post and then swings around and chucks him away.
Audience: Ooh!
Sean Kelly: Ow! That had to hurt!
Michael Gettenpill: Can the Monster from the Mesozoic Age capitalize?
Sean Kelly: More like "will" he.
Titanothere puts his foot on Dream Warrior's chest as he beats his fists against his chest, flexes his upper body muscles, and roars to the audience.
Michael Gettenpill: Look at the primal rage pouring out of Titanothere...
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts 1, 2, 3.
"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult hits the speakers.
Jerry Fish: Here is your winner by pinfall... Titanothere!
Sean Kelly: Titanothere picks up a win at last.
Michael Gettenpill: He should jump right back into the championship fray.
Sean Kelly: But the Smokin' Vokoun took away his chances at the Hardcore Championship and he lost his number one contendership for the Inter-Forum Title to the Revolution of Evolution Square.
Michael Gettenpill: He's not out of options yet though.
Sean Kelly: Like what?
Michael Gettenpill: The Championship of Honor... Who would be able to stop him?
Sean Kelly: Jonathan Michaels...
Michael Gettenpill: Titanothere is just as tall as Evil M and even heavier than Boiler Room Brawler. He is easily the biggest member on the WWCF roster.
Sean Kelly: Well I think that that's enough speculation on Titanothere for now, let's move on to the next match.
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Tyfo vs. Evil M
Fish - The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
*Thunderstruck*
Fish - Introducing first, from Rockland, Massachusetts, weighing in a 315 pounds, Evil M!
*New Blackjacks theme*
Fish - And his opponent. From Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds, Tyfo!
Referee Spud Johnson calls for the bell. Tyfo cautiously moves towards M, who stands firm. Tyfo throws some punches, then shoots M into the ropes, but M reverses it and catches Tyfo on his way back with a back body drop!
Gettenpill - M with the first impact move of the match!
Tyfo back to his feet, but M meets him with a throat thrust, knocking Mr. Money in the Bank to the mat! Tyfo rolls to the outside for a breather.
Kelly - Smart move by Tyfo, distancing himself from the big man.
M follows, grabs Tyfo by the throat, and tosses him back in. He tosses his opponent into the corner, then hit’s a running elbow! Tyfo falls into a Chokeslam attempt, but fights his way out! M goes for a big boot, but Tyfo catches it and drops M to the mat! He drops an elbow across the leg, then legdrops it! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Tyfo backs up, hit’s the ropes, and goes for another elbow drop…
But misses!
M sit’s up!
Gettenpill - Uh-oh! It doesn’t look good for Tyfo!
Tyfo kicks him in the head and works over the leg some more. He manages to get M on his back and goes for the Texas Cloverleaf, but M grabs him by the throat!
Kelly - That’s one way to break the hold!
He gets to his feet and goes for the Chokeslam, but Tyfo grips the back of M’s neck and goes for a guillotine choke! M forces his way out of it and hammers Tyfo to the mat with a vicious spinning elbow!
Gettnpill - Tyfo saw stars after that one!
He grabs the disoriented Tyfo and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle! As Tyfo spins around, dazed, M grabs his arm and hooks him in the Crowbar!
Kelly - Crowbar! Crowbar by Evil M!
Tyfo tries to get to the ropes, but M has the hold locked in good! Tyfo taps!
Fish - Here is your winner, Evil M!
Kelly - Evil M just defeated Mr. Money in the Bank in our main event on Heatz!!1
Gettenpill - An impressive win for the Evil One, taking a page from his partner’s playbook!
Kelly - Folks, we’re out of time! Goodnight!
Sunday Night Heatz!11 - May 5, 2010
Non-Title Match: Inspector Shetty vs. Johnathan Michaels
The intro pyro goes off and Inspector Shetty is already in the ring anticipating the arrival of Johnathan Michaels.
DOA from Foo Fighters hits, and Johnathan Michaels makes his way to the ring.
Referee Spud Johnson checks both men for weapons and calls for the bell.
Michaels charges Shetty and flattens him with a quick clothesline.
Shetty quickly gets up and shakes off the effects and the two men trade haymakers.
Shetty throws an irish uppercut and Michaels. Shetty whips Michaels off the ropes and hits him with a big boot.
Shetty picks Michaels up and quickly goes for the Calcutta. Michaels pushes him off and Shetty bounces off the ropes and walks right into the Fade to Black.
Michaels wipes his mouth and walks over to Shetty, drags him into the middle of the ring, and locks in the Key Grip.
Shetty fights towards the ropes, but Michaels continues pulling him back into the center of the ring.
Shetty reluctantly taps.
Here is your winner, The Champion of Honor, Johnathan Michaels!
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Titanothere vs. Dream Warrior
Sean Kelly: And now we come to an exhibition match between the twice snubbed Monster of the Mesozoic Age and the hot new prospect Dream Warrior.
Michael Gettenpill: That's right, Sean, let's join Jerry Fish as Titanothere makes his way to the ring...
Jerry Fish: Our next match is scheduled for one fall.
"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult hits the speakers. Titanothere emerges, lowering his head and pawing at the ground with both of his feet. He then proceeds to run down the ramp and to the ring.
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, weighing in at 366lbs, he's the monster from the Mesozoic Age... Titanothere!
Titanothere crosses the ropes and starts to remove his black studded shoulderpads as Dream Warrior warms up.
Michael Gettenpill: Say, Sean, didn't Kris Kobain retire Dream Warrior?
Sean Kelly: Yeah, you have a point there. Hey, wait a second… Speak of the devil….
Kris Kobain is walking through the crowd with a sign saying, “Your Dream Is Dead, Warrior.”
Michael Gettenpill: It’s Kris Kobain! Looks like he also noticed that Dream Warrior is supposed to be retired.
Kris Kobain has a shouting match with Dream Warrior, but Referee “Spud” Verne Johnson demands Dream Warrior’s attention.
Sean Kelly: Referee “Spud” Verne Johnson is making sure that both men concentrate on what’s important right now.
Michael Gettenpill: We’ll probably see developments in the future, but let’s get to match.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson starts the match. Dream Warrior runs up to Titanothere, jumps up, and locks his legs around Titanothere's neck.
Michael Gettenpill: Dream Warrior going for a huricanrana...
Titanothere doesn't budge and Dream Warrior dangles off of him.
Sean Kelly: The Monster from the Mesozoic Age may have had a few setbacks lately but his size is a force to be reckoned with.
Dream Warrior holds onto Titanothere by the legs and sits up to throw a punch at Titanothere, who blocks the punch and lunches for Dream Warrior's throat.
Michael Gettenpill: Dream Warrior's in trouble now...
Titanothere tightens his choke hold as Dream Warrior grabs at his wrist. Titanothere grabs onto one of Dream Warrior's legs with his other arm and starts to spin around.
Sean Kelly: Dream Warrior is going to be seeing stars tonight.
Titanothere continues to spin around as Dream Warrior goes limp.
Michael Gettenpill: Titanothere should do stuff like this more often.
Titanothere swings Dream Warrior into a ring post and then swings around and chucks him away.
Audience: Ooh!
Sean Kelly: Ow! That had to hurt!
Michael Gettenpill: Can the Monster from the Mesozoic Age capitalize?
Sean Kelly: More like "will" he.
Titanothere puts his foot on Dream Warrior's chest as he beats his fists against his chest, flexes his upper body muscles, and roars to the audience.
Michael Gettenpill: Look at the primal rage pouring out of Titanothere...
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts 1, 2, 3.
"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult hits the speakers.
Jerry Fish: Here is your winner by pinfall... Titanothere!
Sean Kelly: Titanothere picks up a win at last.
Michael Gettenpill: He should jump right back into the championship fray.
Sean Kelly: But the Smokin' Vokoun took away his chances at the Hardcore Championship and he lost his number one contendership for the Inter-Forum Title to the Revolution of Evolution Square.
Michael Gettenpill: He's not out of options yet though.
Sean Kelly: Like what?
Michael Gettenpill: The Championship of Honor... Who would be able to stop him?
Sean Kelly: Jonathan Michaels...
Michael Gettenpill: Titanothere is just as tall as Evil M and even heavier than Boiler Room Brawler. He is easily the biggest member on the WWCF roster.
Sean Kelly: Well I think that that's enough speculation on Titanothere for now, let's move on to the next match.
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Tyfo vs. Evil M
Fish - The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
*Thunderstruck*
Fish - Introducing first, from Rockland, Massachusetts, weighing in a 315 pounds, Evil M!
*New Blackjacks theme*
Fish - And his opponent. From Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds, Tyfo!
Referee Spud Johnson calls for the bell. Tyfo cautiously moves towards M, who stands firm. Tyfo throws some punches, then shoots M into the ropes, but M reverses it and catches Tyfo on his way back with a back body drop!
Gettenpill - M with the first impact move of the match!
Tyfo back to his feet, but M meets him with a throat thrust, knocking Mr. Money in the Bank to the mat! Tyfo rolls to the outside for a breather.
Kelly - Smart move by Tyfo, distancing himself from the big man.
M follows, grabs Tyfo by the throat, and tosses him back in. He tosses his opponent into the corner, then hit’s a running elbow! Tyfo falls into a Chokeslam attempt, but fights his way out! M goes for a big boot, but Tyfo catches it and drops M to the mat! He drops an elbow across the leg, then legdrops it! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Tyfo backs up, hit’s the ropes, and goes for another elbow drop…
But misses!
M sit’s up!
Gettenpill - Uh-oh! It doesn’t look good for Tyfo!
Tyfo kicks him in the head and works over the leg some more. He manages to get M on his back and goes for the Texas Cloverleaf, but M grabs him by the throat!
Kelly - That’s one way to break the hold!
He gets to his feet and goes for the Chokeslam, but Tyfo grips the back of M’s neck and goes for a guillotine choke! M forces his way out of it and hammers Tyfo to the mat with a vicious spinning elbow!
Gettnpill - Tyfo saw stars after that one!
He grabs the disoriented Tyfo and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle! As Tyfo spins around, dazed, M grabs his arm and hooks him in the Crowbar!
Kelly - Crowbar! Crowbar by Evil M!
Tyfo tries to get to the ropes, but M has the hold locked in good! Tyfo taps!
Fish - Here is your winner, Evil M!
Kelly - Evil M just defeated Mr. Money in the Bank in our main event on Heatz!!1
Gettenpill - An impressive win for the Evil One, taking a page from his partner’s playbook!
Kelly - Folks, we’re out of time! Goodnight!
