Monday Niteraw - December 1, 2008

This edition of Monday Niteraw is dedicated to the memory of Wrestlecrap Forum member and moderator Dinobot.

Rest In Peace

WWCF Monday Niteraw opens up with the opening show video.

*We go to WWCF announcers D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski at the announce booth.*

D-Day Dave- And welcome everyone to Monday Niteraw!!!!! We have a great show lined up for you tonight. First up we have been informed that The Sam08 Family will come out in just a moment and give all the details about the next PPV which they won the right to be in charge of a few weeks ago right here on Monday Niteraw.

Madman Szalinski- That is right and we got an action packed evening for you ladies and germs tonight! In the first match we got a triple threat match between One Doley Nation, Koda89, and everyone’s favorite man stuck in the past Disco Stu.

D-Day Dave- After that we have newcomer grbjazzman going up against the mysterious “Evil La Parka”. Not a lot is known about “Evil La Parka” but we do know that he can get the job done.

Madman Szalinski- then after that we have former WWCF Tag Team Champions Styker Duck Silence consisting of MiLo Duck and strykerdarksilence going up against Square and Starshine. Square and Starshine are teaming up just coming off of a great match they had last week at IN YOUR APARTMENT. We’ll see how well they work as a team tonight.

D-Day Dave- And lets not forget the things that have been going on between strykerdarksilence and Square. It almost seems that Square is trying to get between strykerdarksilence and WWCF World Champ MiLo Duck. We will see if that plays any part in this match tonight. After that match we have the General of the Monkey Army going up against Metylerca. Metylerca is still somewhat new here to WWCF so we will see what he has in store for the General here tonight.

Madman Szalinski- Yes and we will have to keep an eye on that monkey Bingo that is always with the General. We saw that monkey get a lot of involvement in the match just last week at IN YOUR APARTMENT so we will see if it shows up in this match tonight to help the General cheat his way to a victory.

D-Day Dave- Then after that we have Legion taking on Ravishing Rob Rude. Both of these guys have gained quite a following here in the WWCF. Legion just came off of a lost against Above Average keeping him from gaining the Forum Championship so he really needs a win here tonight against Ravishing Rob Rude to help him climb back up the ladder to the Forum Championship.

Madman Szalinski- Then we have…….damn D-Day how many damn matches do we have to have on one card? You do know I have to get my drink and smoke on tonight don’t you?

D-Day Dave- Look I have to give everyone a chance to wrestle on Niteraw. You should be lucky that you even have a job sitting here next to me. I could demote you back to backstage interviewer working under G. Neric again. You don’t want that do you?

Madman Szalinski- Oh god no. Point taken. That G. Neric guy creeps me out. He and Ralphus the head of security are always messing around back there trying to steal my cigarettes.

D-Day Dave- Okay I’ll continue on with announcing the last two matches we have tonight. First we have Story members Evil Masked wordlifeecw and Above Average going up against The Sam08 Family members Tyfo and TromboneMan. Then we have……

Madman Szalinski- Then we have the huge mega steel cage match between littlenatich and Motor-Colt!!!!!

D-Day Dave- I wanted to announce that match.

Madman Szalinski- Too bad booker man, I beat you to it.

D-Day Dave- Well I’m told The Sam08 Family are on their way to the ring so lets go ring side.

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(Tyfo, littlenaitch and Tromboneman all walk out to the ring followed by The Sam who is in a wheelchair. They are all wearing armani suits and ties. The Sam grabs a microphone.)
The Sam - Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Welcome to The Family press conference. (pyro goes off) First off, I would like to congratulate the following people for their success at IYA. Tyfo, Littlenaitch, Tromboneman and The Sam for their amazing wins at IYA. And their winning streak will continue at the next PPV. Now you may be wondering why The Family, of all people, are having a press conference. Don't worry, i'll slow it down for you. A few weeks ago, The Family won the right to name and book the December PPV. Well after several meetings amongst our lawyers, and the WWCF lawyers, we have decided the name of the PPV will be......"The Family Reigns" (pyro goes off, revealing this poster.)

(The Family all look at the poster and nod and talk to each other)
The Sam - That is a mghty fine poster.
Now as of this moment we have 3 matches allready decided. First off, we have Evil Mask Wordlifeecw versus Chtulu in an "Iron Maiden Match" where the rules are simple, first person to lock their opponent inside an Iron Maiden filled with spikes wins the match. This will be the bloodiest match in WWCF history, and hopefully Wordlifeecw's last.
Tyfo - And during the match Iron Maiden songs will be playing over the PA.
The Sam - Even better. Next we have a match that, well, I don't think I could do it justice. Why don't you explain this next match Littlenaitch.
Littlenaitch - First off, WOOOOOOO! Secondly, at the PPV, it will be myself and Motor Colt versus Justice and Seth in a double dog collar match. A member of each team will be tied, by the neck with a chain , to a member of the opposing team. There are no rules other than to pin your opponent.
The Sam - *raises hand* Excuse me Littlenaitch, but what about the fact that Seth is out on "injury" due to Milo Duck?
Littlenaitch - Excellent question The Sam, yes, apparently Seth will not be wrestling at the PPV. This is fine for me, but I guess we should make it "fair". And so what we have here *wheels out a barrel filled with balls* is a barrel filled with balls, inside each of these balls is a member of the WWCF roster. Whoevers name I pull from this barrel will be teaming with Justice at "Family Reigns".
(reaches into barrel, grabs ball, cracks it open)
Drumm roll please....and the man who will be Justice's tag team partenr in the dog collar match at "Family Reigns" is.......Metylerca. (The Family applaud)
Congratulations Metylerca, you will be the #1 victim in the Dog Collar match, courtesy of the stylin, profilin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin, dealin, son of a gun. Littlenaitch. WOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Sam - Wow, what an exciting match. I don't think we can beat that one, but i'll give it a shot. The Main Event for "Family Reigns" will be The World Champion Milo Duck and the Forum Champion Above Average (cheers) versus Tyfo and Tromboneman (boo) in a special tag team match. The rules go like this, the person who gets the pinfall or submission will become the World Heavyweight Champion. And their tag team partner will become the Forum champion.
For example, if Tyfo pins Above Average, Tyfo becomes the World Champion and Tromboneman becomes the Forum Champion.
And to make sure this match remains fair, I will be the special guest referee. I will call this match, just like everything else, right down the middle.

Now, are there any questions?
*Tromboneman raises hand*
Tromboneman - 2 questions, 1) doesn't that seem, "unfair"? and 2) Who will win tonights main event?.
The Sam - Excellent questions sir, first off, I believe Tromboneman will beat that journalist punk, Motor Colt, with ease. Secondly, I do think those matches at IYA are fair. Think of it this way, if NWC or The Story won that match, wouldn't they have done the exact same thing? But we won, and if they, or anyone else, has a problem with this. They can either speak with us in our new office, which they can plead for a match at Family Reigns. Or they can come out here and face us like real men.
*Motor Colt runs through the crowd with a chair in hand. He slides into the ring and swings the chair at The Sam, barely missing him, The Family all run out of the ring and to the back as Motor Colt proceeds to destory the ringside area with the chair*
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Opening Triple Threat Match
One Doley Nation
VS
Disco Stu
VS
Koda89

Near the end of the match Disco Stu hit a Disco Kick to One Doley Nation sending him outside the ring. Then Koda came up behind Disco Stu and hit a huge german suplex but only getting to the count of two. Koda picked up Disco Stu and irish whipped him from one rope to the other and as Disco Stu came back he ducked Koda’s planned clothesline came back off the ropes and hit a huge side Disco Kick. Disco Stu went up to the top rope and dances a bit calling for a huge swantan bomb. Just as he is about to take off though One Doley Nation comes up from the outside and pushes Disco Stu to the outside right into the guard rail. One Doley Nation jumps over the top rope into the ring and runs over to Koda and hits a really fast leg drop. He then picks Koda up by the hair but Koda pokes the eyes of Doley and kicks him in the gut. Koda backs up and bounces off the ropes going for his finishing kick move The Spiegel Special but Doley ducks it and catches Koda in his arms as Koda comes back and hits the DOLINATOR!!!! One Doley Nation makes the pin and gets the win.
WINNER- One Doley Nation

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Singles Match
grbjazzman
VS
"Evil La Parka"

This was a back and forth match for the majority of the entire fight. “Evil La Parka” brought his A-game but so did grbjazzman. Midway through the match “Evil La Parka” hit a huge suicide dive on grbjazzman injuring both opponents. They both manged to roll back into the ring before the count of ten. Once they were back in the ring and got to their feet grbjazzman set up “Evil La Parka” for a spear but missed and ran head first into the corner. Evil La Parka pulled grbjazzman out of the corner and hit a big scoop slam on grbjazzman. Evil La Park went up to the top rope and nailed his new finishing move The X-Ray on grbjazzman for the 1 2 3.
WINNER- “Evil La Parka”

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(Before the match G. Neric is standing by with Square to get a word.)

Square- Chris(strykerdarksilence), I told you before and I'll tell you again, MiLo is out for MiLo. When he stabs you in the back, I'll be there to pull it out. Because thats what friends are for.


Tag Team Match
MiLo Duck and strykerdarksilence
VS
Square and Starshine

The match was going good with back and forth action. Square and Starshine showed great team work obviously after gaining respect for eachother after their hard fought match from In Your Apartment. Square was working over MiLo Duck and dragged him over to his and Starshine’s corner and tagged in Starshine and Starshine jumped over the top rope and hit a dropkick on MiLo Duck as Square was holding him. Starshine worked over MiLo Duck some more but made a mistake by missing a clothesline and getting hit by a clothesline by MiLo Duck when MiLo came back off the other side of the ropes. Both crawled to get to their opponent and Starshine tags Square and runs in to get MiLo but MiLo just barley gets the hot tag to strykerdarksilence and strykerdarksilence is on fire and clotheslines and bodyslams both Starshien and Square. Strykerdarksilence irish whips Square into a corner and runs after trying to make a big splash but Square gets out of the way and strykerdarksilence crashes into the corner. Square picks up strykerdarksilence from the corner and is about to hit a DDT but then thinks again and throws strykerdarksilence to the Stryker Duck Silence corner and yells “I want you MiLo!!!” MiLo makes the tag and they both rumble for a while. Square is working over MiLo in the ring and irish whips MiLo to the other side where the ref gets in the way and gets knocked out. MiLo comes out of the corner and catches Square with a spinning side kick. MiLo picks up Square is sets him standing up in the middle of the ring. MiLo bounces off the ropes but from the outside Starshine hits him with a steel chair. Strykerdarksilence starts to come into the ring but Square pushes him off the apron crashing to the floor. Square picks up the knocked out MiLo and hits the L7(f5) just as the ref comes to and makes the pin for 123.
WINNERS- Square and Starshine
After the match Strykerdarksilence come into the ring but Square does a drop toe hold on him. Starshine rushes into the ring with the steel chair and is about to hit strykerdarksilence with the steel chair but Square stops him at the last second. As Square and Starshine make their exit Square looks at strykerdarksilence and makes his fist hit into his heart out of respect leaving strykerdarksilence confused sitting on the apron.

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Singles Match
General of the Monkey Army
VS
Metylerca

Both opponents taunted each other before the match with Metylerca trying to get the ref to send the Monkey back to the backstage but the ref would not agree and the match began. Both men hit a lot of moves on each other before getting to the climatic end where Bingo the monkey throws a banana peel in to trip up Metylerca but he dodges it and The General slips on it himself. Metylerca picks up the General and hits the Ride The Lightning for the pin.
WINNER- Metylerca

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Singles Match
Legion
VS
Ravishing Rob Rude

Legion took advantage early on in the match with a huge back breaker. He picked up Rude and hit a stalling suplex and went for the cover but Rude kicked out at two. Near the end of the match Rude catches Legion and is about to hit the Rude Awakening but right at the last second Legion pushes Rude away and runs off the rope and back at Rude hitting a huge knee lift to Rude’s jaw. Legion picks up Rude and hits his finisher The Fall From Grace for the 123.
WINNER- Legion

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Tag Team Match
Evil Masked wordlifeecw and Above Average
VS
Tyfo and TromboneMan w/The Sam08
w/ J is Justice as the special referee

Before the match started the special guest referee J is Justice makes his way out to the ring carrying a cooler. Tyfo and TromboneMan then came out wheeling down The Sam08. Tyfo and TromboneMan get in the ring while The Sam08 gets on the mic and says that tonight will be a handi cap match with Tyfo and TromboneMan facing Above Average since he has a restraining order keeping Evil Masked wordlifeecw from getting anywhere near him. The crowd boos. Motor-Colt comes out of the crowd and grabs the Sam08 wheeling him up the ramp as the crowd cheers. Tyfo and TromboneMan run after him but a big wall of fire comes up at the entrance way preventing them to go forward after Motor-Colt and The Sam08. As the fire clears Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music hit and him and Above Average run out on the entrance ramp and start fighting with Tyfo and TromboneMan.

The match saw all four opponents working hard for the victory but J is Justice kept getting in the way of both teams by not counting to three. First he did it to Tyfo when Tyfo caught Above Average into a small package. While the small package was happening J is Justice acted like there was something in his eye and didn’t make the count. Tyfo got up and shoved J is Justice and J is Justice shoved him back and Above Average caught Tyfo in a rollup and J is Justice went for the count and got to 2 but then acted like his had a cramp in his hand preventing him from making the 3 count. Later on in the match TromboneMan caught Evil Masked wordlifeecw in a full nelson. J is Justice steps outside of the ring and grabs the cooler he brought out to the ring and yells that he needs a break. TromboneMan jumps down the apron and starts arguing with J is Justice to get back into the ring. J is Justice reaches into his cooler and grabs a beer and smacks it over the head of TromboneMan. This distracts Tyfo who looks on and is about to come outside the ring to attack J is Justice but Evil Masked wordlifeecw catches Tyfo and hits a Tombstone Piledriver. J is Justice runs into the ring and makes a 2 count but then acts like his arm is hurting and stands up. Above Average runs in and hits his superkick finisher on J is Justice and J is Justice lands next to where wordlifeecw is pinning Tyfo. Above Average bangs J is Justice’s hand three times on the mat and they get the win.
WINNERS- Above Average and Evil Masked wordlifeecw

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(G. Neric is standing by ready to do an interview with Motor-Colt)

Motor-Colt- Here it is... the main event... the headliner... The Story on Page One. LittleNaitch, when all is said and done you're gonna regret having The Sam08 accept this match for you... I don't think either of you know what you're in for.

Now, I wonder if we can work together after this?



MAIN EVENT
Steel Cage Match
Motor-Colt
VS
LittleNaitch
w/ Cthulhu watching from ringside

The match was brutal form the start. This was violent with tons of bodies hitting into the cage wall parts. At one point Motor-Colt climbed up the side of the cage until he was hanging like spider man crawling style on the top while littlenaitch was out on the apron and Motor-Colt let go and landed back first onto littlenaitch. At another spot littlenatich had Motor-Colt in between the cage and the ropes and littlenaitch hit a crossbody over the ropes in the small amount of space crushing Motor-Colt’s body into the cage wall. Later on littlenatich latched on the Figure Four Leg Lock on Motor-Colt and would not let up at all. Motor-Colt eventually made it to the ropes but realized that it didn’t matter since it was a cage match and yelled in agony. Littlenaitch eventually broke the hold and decided to make a break for it over the top of the cage. Motor-Colt sees what is going on and sees that he is about to lose the match so he crawls for the door not being able to move to fast due to his legs being hurt by the Figure Four. Motor-Colt makes it to the door and is about to get out but Cthulhu aka Providence who has been looking on the whole match from outside of the cage pushes the ref out of the way and slams the cage door on Motor-Colt’s head. Littlenaitch is finally on top of the cage but sees trouble as J is Justice makes his way out of the crowd with a steel chair in hand. J is Justice bangs the steel chair on the cage wall daring littlenaitch to come down and get creamed. Littlenaitch looks as if he is turning around to go back into the cage but then stops and goes “WHOOOOOOO!!!!” and does a moonsault right onto the chair being held by J is Justice crashing into J is Justice and hurting himself at the same time giving littlenaitch the victory.
WINNER- littlenaitch

Cthulhu runs in immediately after the match and begins to hammer away at Motor-Colt, Justice runs in and joins in with the mugging. LittleNaitch eventually, and shockingly climbs back into the cage to Motor-Colt's rescue and stomps away at Justice and Providence, sending them to the outside. He then helps Motor-Colt up, but Motor-Colt quickly breaks free. The two men stare each other down awkwardly.
TromboneMan and Tyfo run out to the ring and start brawling with J is Justice and Cthulhu. Then Story members Above Average and Evil Masked wordlifeecw make their way back out and join in on the brawl. Everyone eventually ends up in the cage brawling with no one seeming to get the upper hand. Eventually Ralphus runs out with the rest of security and tries to break up the massive brawl between the three stables as the show ends.

(CREDITS AND THEN FADE TO BLACK)