Monday Niteraw - December 8, 2008

Monday Niteraw - December 8, 2008

(Before Monday Niteraw starts we see Evil Masked wordlifeecw surrounded in darkness with only a flame illuminating his mask.)

"Sam08. TromboneMan. Cthulhu. You all play your pathetic games. You all think you can get inside my head, wear me down, subdue me. You all seem to forget: I am the master of the mindgame.

I wanna take you all back to the very first NiteRaw. The company was still run by Gorilla Monsoon. But then, I lost a match. And I went to a dark place. Remember this?"

*promo from week one plays*

*Evil Masked wordlifeecw appears on the screen, shrouded in darkness*

"So, I see that it's business as usual for WWCF. But pretty soon, things will be anything BUT normal. I don't think you people got the message earlier, so let me restate: I'm out for blood. I will take no prisoners and I will show no mercy.

I'm actually quite amused by what's been happening. With The Tank and Seth Drakin focusing on the Hardcore Title, it makes them easy prey. They're distracted. They're tiring themselves out. And D-Day Dave is too busy trying to screw The Tank out of the Hardcore title to worry about the bigger threat.

*The lights suddenly come up, revealing Evil Masked wordlifeecw's surroundings, a living room*

I suppose you're all wondering where I am. Well, this happens to be the living room of our former president Gorilla Monsoon.

*The camera pans over to show Monsoon, tied up, gagged, and bleeding from the forehead*

Now, if I would do this to someone who doesn't even work here, imagine what I'd do to everyone who does.

*Evil Masked wordlifeecw picks up Monsoon and Chokeslams him through the coffee table in the middle of the room*

The WWCF is officially on notice: Evil Masked wordlifeecw isn't here for championships. It's about much more than that.

*Evil Masked wordlifeecw places a replica of his mask over Monsoon's face*

Evil is ALWAYS more fun with a mask. *Evil laughter*"

*The TitanTron screen goes black*

"You see, I need to find my dark side again. Because, when I embrace the darkness, I become more dangerous. I become more DEADLY. Sam08, you know how dangerous I can be when I'm motivated by the darkness, don't you?"

*The footage from Night of the Wrestling Zombies plays, when wordlifeecw Tombstoned TheSam*

"Now, over the past few weeks, I haven't been very motivated. So, I'm begging you guys. Sam, TromboneMan, Cthulhu. One of you, please. Do something to motivate me. Help me find the darkness again. I want to feel the dark surround me. I want it to penetrate my very soul. I want it so that nobody is safe... not even my best friends.

Help me find that place. Help me find my sanctuary. Help me find my... home."

*Looks into the camera*

"Help me find the darkness."


(Monday Niteraw’s opening video plays and then we are welcomed by WWCF announcers D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski at the announce booth.)

D-Day Dave- Welcome everyone to MONDAY NITERAW!!!!!!!!!!! We have a great show for you tonight headlined by a huge tag team match between Story members Motor-Colt and Evil Masked wordlifeecw against Justice and Providence.

(D-Day Dave looks over at Madman who is smoking a cigarette.)

D-Day Dave- Madman what in the hell are you doing?

Madman Szalinski- Smoking.

D-Day Dave- I can see that. Why are you smoking when you are suppose to be doing your job?

Madman Szalinski- I don’t know. I guess I just felt like it. You ever get the urge to just not give a crap?

D-Day Dave- Well do you have any comments about tonight’s show?

Madman Szalinski- No. Lets just start already.

D-Day Dave- Fine. Lets go down to the ring for our first match.

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Non-Title Tag Team Match
Koda89 and Disco Stu
vs.
The Southwest Connection(Tyfo and littlenaitch) w/The Sam08

Results: Early on in the match The Southwest Connection took control and Tyfo started working over Koda89. Tyfo and littlenaitch made fast tags and worked over Koda89 one at a time and then double teamed him and hit a big double back breaker. Tyfo went for the cover but Koda got his foot on the rope. Tyfo picked Koda89 up and irish whipped him off the ropes and went for a big knee but Koda89 instinctively rolled to miss it came off the ropes and they both double clothesline each other. Now with both men down they crawl to get to their partners. Tyfo makes it to littlenaitch and he comes in to get Koda89 but Koda89 makes the hot tag to Disco Stu comes in a house of fire. He disco kicks littlenaitch in the gut and hits a disco swinging neck breaker. Tyfo comes in and tries to hit a clothesline on Disco Stu but Stu does the splits and Tyfo misses and runs straight out of the ring. As this is going on The Sam08 gets up from his wheel chair and gets on the apron and distracts the ref. Disco Stu is looking at the ref admonishing The Sam08 and littlenaitch comes up from behind him and hits a german suplex. Stu is down and littlenaitch hooks in the Figure 4 Leg Lock. Koda89 tries to come in to break it up but Tyfo has a hold of his leg and won’t let him in the ring. The ref turns around to see Disco Stu tapping.
WINNERS- The Southwest Connection(Tyfo and littlenaitch)

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Singles Match
Metylerca
vs.
Whitey 'Daddy Phat Sax' Fats

Results- The big man Whitey Fats makes an impressive debut against Metylerca. As the match starts Metylerca tried to take Whitey down but Whitey wouldn’t budge. Then Metylerca tried to go off the ropes for a third time and hit a swinging back kick. Whitey went down with that one and Metylerca went for the cover but only got a two count as Whitey catapults the smaller Metylerca off of him. Both men get up and Metylerca goes for a drop kick but Whitey side steps him and Metylerca lands wrong and hurts himself. Whitey picks up Metylerca and hits a big belly to belly slam. Whitey goes off the ropes and hits a big knee drop. Whitey picks up Metylerca again and scoops him up for a slam but Metylerca wiggles out of it the back way and does a drop kick on Whitey’s legs taking Whitey off his feet. Metylerca goes off the ropes and hits a back body splash. Metylerca goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Metylerca picks Whitey up and goes for a suplex but the big Whitey blocks it and hits a suplex of his own on Metylerca. Whitey picks up Metylerca and drags him to the top rope calling for the Burning Hammer(powerbomb off the top rope.) Whitey gets Metylerca up but right before his is about to slam him Metylerca starts hitting punches on Whitey and hits a huge hurracuranna on Whitey. Metylerca goes back up to the top rope and hits a huge Randy Savage-like elbow drop and goes for the cover and pin and gets his second straight win.
WINNER- Metylerca

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(Before the next match we go backstage to G. Neric who is standing by with the debuting M.O.P.)

Tonight, folks. Tonight is my first match here in the WWCF. I could go on about how much I think my opponent is the scum of the earth. However, I've got nothing but respect for Stryker since the day I got here, as he's a former champion and he's worked his ass off since Day 1, and win or lose, I expect we'll have a hell of a match.

Whitey, on the other hand. The so-called "Daddy Fat Sax." I get you're bitter. I get how you're jealous of everyone in this business because they've had it better than you. Yeah, your life's sucked, we get that. But look at my face when I say this, Whitey. (*looks straight into the camera*) Quit your damn whining already. You wanna get sympathy? You want opportunity. Earn it. If all you wanna do is run your mouth off about your lot in life, then except to get your ass beat faster than a deadbeat junkie in Camden.

So until the PPV, Whitey, consider yourself on notice. Oh, and good luck in your match tonight against Metylerca. I'll be watching.

(The camera cuts out and we go to another locker room where Stryker Dark Silence is standing by with a promo of his own.)

"Tonight is a big night for the WWCF whether you realize it or not. Square has promised to prove himself to me, but Milo and I are stronger than ever. Tonight after I dispose of our debutee I will walk out in Milo's corner for his tag match, and we will be lumberjacks together. I don't care who picked us, nobody is going to take away our unity. Tonight you all get a taste of what will happen when I STRYKE YOU OUT!"

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Singles Match
Strykerdarksilence
vs.
M.O.P.

Results- Early on the two lock up and M.O.P. gets the advantage with a headlock. He takes Stryker over and holds him their trying to get the early submission. Stryker rolls M.O.P. over and goes for a pin but M.O.P. kicks out at one. Both men get up to their feet and start trading right hand punches. It looks like Stryker is starting to get the advantage but MOP blocks a punch and gives a big knife edge chop to Stryker turning Stryker’s chest red. MOP follows that up with a scoop slam and hits a big elevated elbow drop. MOP locks in a one legged boston crap on Stryker right in the middle of the ring. Stryker can’t get to the rope and the ref asks if he quits but he yells out in pain and agony NO. Stryker powers up and inches towards the ropes and eventually makes it. MOP is frustrated and picks up Stryker and goes for the Turnpike Driver(modified death valley driver with slight spin) but Stryker punches MOP in the face while he is on MOP’s shoulders and falls back behind him and goes for a roll up for a pin and only gets a two count. MOP and Stryker get back up and MOP starts throwing side kicks at Stryker but Stryker catches his leg and takes out MOP’s other leg sending MOP to the ground. Stryker gets behind MOP real quick and locks in The Sleeper for the submission.
WINNER- Stryker Dark Silence

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Tag Team Match
MiLo Duck and Above Average
vs.
Square and Starshine

Results- Above Average and MiLo Duck make their way out to the ring accompanied by MiLo’s tag partner Stryker Dark Silence. Next Square and Starshine come out. Square looks over to Stryker and gives him a nod as he makes his entrance. The match had a lot of back and forth action early on. At one point MiLo hit his patented Duck Splash(stinger splash) on Square. At another point Starshine hit a huge spinebuster on Above Average. Above Average nailed a big swinging back kick on Starshine a little later on and Square hit a huge running neck breaker on MiLo Duck. Eventually Square and Starshine who had worked as a team last week successfully had the upper hand. MiLo Duck and Above Average had some miscommunication because they had never teamed together. It was getting down to the nitty gritty and MiLo who was fighting with Starshine in the middle of the ring and had Starshine down on the ground was being taunted by Square who was in his corner. MiLo couldn’t take anymore and rammed Square right off the apron into the guard rail knocking him out. Starshine got up and was met with a huge Super Kick by Above Average which made him fall into the arms of MiLo who executed his finishing move the Quackerjack(power bomb into the corner). MiLo went for the pin and got the win.
WINNERS- MiLo Duck and Above Average

After the match Square came in and tried to attack MiLo and MiLo tried to retaliate but Stryker got in the middle of both his friends and tried to keep them separated until security came out and broke it up.

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Singles Match
grbjazzman
vs.
Legion

Results- grbjazzman gets the early advantage and nails a big Yakuza kick to Legion’s face. Grbjazzman picks up Legion and Judo Throws Legion right into a corner. Grbjazzman comes up behind Legion who gets to his feet and goes for a german suplex but Legion blocks it and low blows grbjazzman with his leg so that the ref can’t see. Legion picks up grbjazzman and puts him in the Arms Of Morpheus(cobra clutch) for the submission.
WINNER- Legion

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4 Corners Hardcore Match: Winner gets a Hardcore Title shot next week
One Doley Nation VOTES-2
vs.
TromboneMan w/The Sam08 VOTES-6
vs.
General of the Monkey Army VOTES-6
vs.
"Evil La Parka" VOTES-2
Results- The ring crew comes out and scatters the ring with a different assortment of hardcore weapons. Each man makes their entrance and come out with their own special weapon. One Doley Nation comes out first and is holding a shilaylee due to him being from Ireland. TromboneMan comes out next holding his patented trombone. General Of The Monkey Army comes out with a Monkey Wrench. “Evil La Parka” comes out next with a steel chair that says WWCF Chairman in red lettering on it. The match begins and La Parka and TromboneMan have a little sword fight scuffle with the chair and trombone. La Parka takes out TromboneMan’s legs which sends TromboneMan down to his knees. La Parka follows that up with a big chair shot to the head which sends TromboneMan outside of the ring landing on his manager The Sam08 with a big pop form the crowd. At the same time that that happened the General went for a big shot to One Doley Nation’s head with the wrench but misses and Doley hits a big shot to the General’s head with the shilaylee. La Parka comes up from behind Doley and hits a scorpion death drop onto the chair. He is about to go down to make the cover but TromboneMan pulls him to the outside and nails him with a kendo stick which sends La Parka back into The Sam08’s wheel chair that Sam08 had already fallen out of when TromboneMan landed on him. TromboneMan gets behind La Parka and pushes him hard right into the guard rail sending La Parka into the crowd Jackass Grocery Cart style. TromboneMan grabs La Parka out of the crowd and throws him back into the ring. He and Sam08 go under the ring and get a table and slide it in. TromboneMan follows the table into the ring and sets it up and Doley comes from behind him and nails a big trash can shot. Doley goes for the pin but Sam08 grabs the ref by the legs and pulls him out of the ring before he can make the three count. Doley is mad and is about to go out to deal with Sam08 but Bingo the General’s monkey jumps on Doley’s head covering his eyes. Doley can’t see where he is going and walks right into a huge Monkey Wrench shot by The General. At this point a second ref comes down to call the action. The General locks in his Monkey Wrench(reverse texas cloverleafe) submission hold. La Parka gets back up to his feet and nails TromboneMan with a trashcan lid. La Parka sets his chair on TromboneMan’s body and goes up to the top for his finishing X-Ray move(spinning moonsault) and as he comes down TromboneMan throws the chair up into La Parka hurting La Parka and TromboneMan gets out of the way. La Parka gets back up but Sam08 throws in TromboneMan’s trombone and he nails a big shot to La Parka’s head and goes for the pin and gets it.
WINNER- TromboneMan
TromboneMan celebrates in the ring and the ref raises his hand but the ref that was pulled out earlier by Sam08 comes in and grabs their hands down and raises The General Of The Monkey Army’s hand who got a submission with his Monkey Wrench finisher. Confusion and havoc takes over until WWCF Commissioner Dr. S Amigo comes in to straighten everything out.

Dr. S Amigo- I watched the match and have come to this conclusion. Both men won. TromboneMan got the pin right at the same time One Doley Nation tapped out to The General Of the Monkey Army’s Monkey Wrench. Now I am making the decision that next week for the Hardcore Championship it will be the Hardcore Champ Cthulhu VS TromboneMan VS General Of the Monkey Army in a HARDCORE SPIN THE WHEEL MAKE A DEAL MATCH.
FINAL WINNERS- TromboneMan and General Of the Monkey Army

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Main Event Lumberjack Tag Team Match
The Story (Motor Colt and Evil Masked wordlifeecw)
vs.
Justice and Providence
*Lumberjacks - Above Average, grbjazzman, Koda89, LittleNaitch, MiLo Duck, Metylerca, Square, "Evil La Parka", Legion, Starshine, Strykerdarksilence and Revenge of the M.O.P.

Results- The rules of the match are explained as being Tornado Tag due to it being a Lumberjack Tag Team Match. The lumberjacks come out first followed by the two teams. The match begins with a lot of both teams trying to get each other on the outside so that the right lumberjacks can inflict punishment onto their opponents. Early in the match it was back and forth with Motor-Colt nailing shining wizard on J is Justice. Cthulhu nailed a Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex on wordlifeecw. Later on wordlifeecw hit a big reverse DDT on Cthulhu while J is Justice nailed a big underhand suplex on Motor-Colt.
Motor-Colt throws Justice to the outside, where Koda, grbjazzman, and M.O.P catch him, and toss him back in.
Cthulhu and Justice send wordlifeecw to the floor, where La Parka, Starshine, Square, and Legion beat him down. Above Average, MiLo Duck, M.O.P, and Koda make the save, sparking a Lumberjack brawl.
In the confusion, wordlifeecw and Colt grab chairs and take out both Cthulhu and Justice.
They then ring Cthulhu's bell with a Conchairto, followed by the Journey to Hell, and the Final Thought for the win.
WINNERS- The Story: Motor-Colt and Evil Masked wordlifeecw