Night Of The Wrestling Zombies Results

Night of the Wrestling Zombies - October 27, 2008

Starshine V. A Mystery Opponent

Synopsis: Starshine came out first and waited for his opponent. Demonic organ music played, signaling the arrival of the Zombie. The Zombie starts by sinking his teeth into Starshine. Starshine retaliates by hitting the Zombie with a Singapore Cane. The Zombie came back with a big back body drop. Starshine hit a shining wizard, but the Zombie responded with a nut bite, and finished of Starshine with the Thriller.

Winner: The Zombie

Mystery Halloween Costume Battle Royal For Contendership For The Forum Championship
Winnie The Pooh V. King Kong V. Black Tiger V. La Parka V. Beetlejuice V. General Aldo V. Cobra Commander V. Pyramid Head V. Captain America V. Grim

Synopsis: This match was just plain fun! 10 WWCF Superstars dressed up as their favorite characters for this Halloween-themed battle royal. Cobra Commander worked over Grim, while Captain America battled Black Tiger. The first elimination came when King Kong dumped Pyramid Head over the top rope. Winnie the Pooh was eliminated next, courtesy of La Parka. Black Tiger was able to rid the ring of Captain America after several minutes of fighting by the ropes. Grim and Beetlejuice worked together to eliminate General Aldo. Beetlejuice then grabbed Grim and tossed him out as well. King Kong tossed out Black Tiger, followed by Cobra Commander. Kong and La Parka then double teamed Beetlejuice to get him out, making it 1-on-1. Kong hit La Parka with a stiff jungle kick, followed by some slaps to the chest. La Parka tried mounting a comeback, hit a hurricanrana, and following that with a back body splash. Kong was able to catch La Parka, however, and won it with a gorilla press slam.

Winner: King Kong

G. Neric came out to reveal the identities of the participants.

Up first, Pyramid Head, who was actually… *Pyramid Head unmasks, revealing…* Koda! Next, we have Winnie the Pooh, or should I say… *Pooh unmasks* Starshine! Now we have Captain America, better known as… *Captain America takes off his mask* Square!

Get it? I’m English! Lol.

Next, we come to General Aldo, who you all know as… *Aldo unmasks* The General of the Monkey Army! Now we have Grim. *Grim pulls down his hood* Ladies and gentlemen, Disco Stu! Next, Black Tiger, who is more famous as… *Black Tiger undoes his mask* Cthulhu! Now we have Cobra Commander. We’ll be seeing him in action later tonight, under his real name… *Cobra Commander removes his helmet* MiLo Duck! Up next, Beetlejuice! We all know him, and love him as… *Beetlejuice pulls a Kane Mask out of his pocket and puts it on* Evil Masked wordlifeecw! Now we come to La Parka… *La Parka whispers something to D-Dayve* Um… ladies and gentlemen, La Parka would like to keep his identity a secret for the time being.

So that leaves us with the winner, King Kong. Ladies and gentlemen, LEGION!!! *Legion takes off the King Kong mask* Ladies and gentlemen, the participants of the first ever Mystery Halloween Costume Battle Royal! Let’s give them a big hand!

Madman Szalinski’s Retirement Match
One Doley Nation V. Madman Szalinski

Synopsis: Doley started off with some clotheslines on Madman, but Madman came back with a Polish Hammer.

*The camera cut’s backstage, where we see Above Average hit Cthulhu with a chair, capturing the WWCF 24/1 Hardcore Championship*

Madman starts putting together some chain counters, but Doley stops him dead in his tracks with a Death Valley Driver. Doley then followed up with a power slam. Madman fought back, hitting a diving axe handle, but as he ran the ropes, Doley caught him with a big boot, winning the match.

Winner: One Doley Nation

The crowd gave Madman a standing ovation, as Above Average and several other superstars came out on the ramp and applauded the now-retired Superstar.

*Motor-Colt is seen murmoring to himself, Above Average approaches him to talk to him and see if he's ok, but Motor-Colt doesn't respond. G. Neric asks Above Average what's been going on with Motor-Colt, all Above Average knows is he hasn't been the same since wordlifeecw was attacked.*

Phantom Of The Opera Match For The WWCF Not-So-Heavyweight Championship
TromboneMan w/ TheSam08 V. Motor-Colt [c]

Synopsis(this is the summary Motor-Colt wrote for the match): Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way out to the ring as the special ring announcer.

The following contest is the Phantom of the Opera Match and it is for the Not-So-Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, he is the champion... Motor-Colt!

Motor-Colt’s music plays, but Motor-Colt is nowhere to be seen.

Uhh ok then, well next his opponent, TromboneMan!

TromboneMan and The Sam08 come out and enter the ring, The Sam looks very nervous about this whole ordeal. They stand there waiting to see what happens with Motor-Colt. After a while Motor-Colt burst from the crowd and immediately levels TromboneMan with his trombone and they begin to brawl, it immediate spills to outside. Motor-Colt goes to get a chair, but The Sam08 takes it from him, Motor-Colt begins to chase The Sam, but TromboneMan takes advantage with a hard clothesline. TM starts to mock Colt, but Colt gets up and slaps TM and follows up with a swinging neckbreaker on the hard floor. He goes for The Story on Page One, but The Sam chop blocks him mid-move and TM follows up with a reverse DDT.

The two members of the Family start hammering away at Motor-Colt, but out of nowhere Above Average jumps in from the crowd to take out The Sam08, evening the odds. Above Average then smashes TM with the chair. Motor-Colt then looks under the ring and finds a steel chain, which he uses to whip TM. Above Average then decks The Sam with the chair.

Seth appears from behind and attacks Above Average with his cane taking him down, this makes a long enough distraction from TromboneMan to hit a German Suplex on Motor-Colt and he then takes the chain and whips Motor-Colt with it. Motor-Colt eventually rolls out of the way and the two men begind brawling up the ramp and into the backstage area. The Sam08 and Seth start the chase them to the back, but Kane's ramp pyro goes off, blocking their path. wordlifeecw laughs over the PA.

TM goes to whip Colt again with the chain, but Colt grabs it and uses it to fling TM to the wall and through a door to the kitchen area. Colt goes in there after him and he find a lead pipe. He swings the pipe and TM, but he rolls out of the way and begins to run off. Colt chases him. Colt catches up and trips TM with the pipe. He then swings it down on him, beating him. He drops the pipe and takes the chain and wraps it around his fist, he mounts TM and begins to punch away at his face, busting him wide open. Colt starts to head towards the boiler room dragging TM. Before they get in there. TM low blows Colt, grabs the nearest fire extinguisher and sprays it in his face before leveling him with it. TM picks Colt up and hits a snap DDT onto the hard floor. TM picks him up again and goes for a delayed suplex, then hits The Story on Page One (Colt's finisher) on Colt himself. But TM landed on the Fire Extinguisher and both are down. They struggle to their feet and they start going blow for blow with the Boiler Room in their sights. Colt starts to get the upper hand, but TM reaches into his pocket and throws a wad of sand in Colt's eyes.

TM is a bloody mess at this point.

Trombone and Colt are staggering through the hallways. TromboneMan tips over a crate of tubas and french horns blocking Motor Colt for a short while, Trombone makes his way into the boiler room. Colt himself is now bleeding and he falls to a knee. TM is getting closer but he is too worn out and he collapses.

Colt eventually gets in the Boiler Room and he can see TM is near the end, but crawling due to his loss of blood. Colt staggers towards him, once TM sees these he tries to go faster, but to no avail, so instead he makes it to his feet to stand and fight. They start brawling again going punch for punch, with them also throwing eachother to the sides into the pipes and water heaters. They eventually make it to the glass box with the mask, and both men are covered in blood. Trombone Man pulls a Trombone out of nowhere and smacks Colt with it, he grabs the glass box on goes to drop it, but Colt catches it and puts it down. But he is very out of it.

TM pulls the groggy Colt up and attempts another Story on Page One, but he is too worn out and can't hold him up in the suplex, Colt capitalises, holds on and locks on a Standing Dragon Sleeper and rolls it into the Final Thought (Dragon Clutch) and wrenches TromboneMan in the hold, TM is tapping out but to no avail. He is about to pass out... until...

Tyfo and Littlenaitch run in from the sides (they had been hiding in the boiler room the whole time) and boot/punch Colt, makign him break the hold. Tyfo then picks up the glass box and he smashes it over Colt's head, shattering it, glass everyone, even all over Colt. Colt is out and bleeding beyond profusely. Tyfo and Littlenaitch help TM to his feet and pass him the Phantom mask, TM dons it on Motor-Colt and there we have it.

D-Day: "The Winner of the match, and NEW Not-So-Heavyweight Champion... TromboneMan!"

The Family help TromboneMan out of the boiler room, cheering, and head off to celebrate, leaving Motor-Colt all by himself. Motor-Colt tries to get to his feet but he is too hurt and he falls back down. Above Average runs down to help him up, another hand reaches out to Colt to help him up, but his face isn't shown.

Standing ovation for both men involved...

Winner: TromboneMan

Afterwards, G. Neric runs up to TheSam08 Family.

The Sam, Trombone how does it feel winning the Not-So-Heavyweight title once again?
THIS FEELS FANTASTIC! We overcame everyone’s expectations and TromboneMan walked away like a true winner. And Motor-Colt, sorry about your damn luck.
And this is only the start of the Family's revival here tonight. SWC will walk away the tag Team champions and tonight The Family will be tearing up Downtown Parts Unknown ALL NIGHT LONG! WOO!
Back to you at ringside.

Last Man Standing Match For Contendership For The WWCF World Heavyweight Championship
The Tank V. Your Uncle Seth Drakin

Synopsis: Seth starts by hitting The Tank with the kitchen sink. Tank fights back with a series of rights that staggers Seth. Seth shakes it off and starts choking Tank with his chain. The referee starts the 10 count, but Tank is up at 4. Seth hit’s a DDT, but Tank gets up at 5. Tank then hit a Cactus Shot. Seth is up at 5. Tank set up a table and hit’s a Steamroller on Seth, driving him through the table. Seth is up at 6. Seth and Tank fight out to ringside. Tank throws Seth on top of the announce table and gets up on the table with him. Tank sets up for the Shoutan, but Seth low blowed Tank, and hit the End of the Story, driving Tank through the table. The referee counts, and Tank fails to get up at 10.

Winner: Your Uncle Seth Drakin

*Seth has his cane now and puts a top hat on. He then starts dancing and singing.*

Seth: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me your kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me honey you'll lose me then you'll be left alone, oh baby telephone and tell me I'm your own!

Trick or Treat Match For The WWCF Forum Championship
Above Average V. j.d. [c]

Synopsis: Four bags were hung on a pole in each corner of the ring. In three of the bags were seemingly harmless items, while one bag had a deadly instrument of destruction inside. j.d. started off hitting a lariat on Above Average. He quickly climbed one of the poles, reached into the bag and pulled out… a signed 8X10 of TheSam08. j.d. used the picture to cut Above Average’s forehead, drawing blood. Above Average fought back, hitting the super kick. With j.d. down, Above Average climbed one of the poles and retrieved… A PICTURE OF SCOTT HALL!!! Above Average hit j.d. with the beautifully framed photograph. Above Average went for another bag, but j.d. pulled him down and climbed up himself and reached into the bag. He quickly pulled back his hand, revealing a mousetrap caught on his finger. J.d. pulled the mousetrap off and smacked Above Average with it. He then climbed up for the final bag and pulled out… a copy of Chyna’s Playboy. While j.d. was distracted with the magazine, Above Average crotched him on the top rope. Above Average then tossed j.d. to the outside and threw him into the steel steps. The steps were moved out of place, revealing a box. j.d. opened the box, revealing a bucket of KFC. He pulled the lid off of the bucket, revealing… another box. He then opened that box, causing confetti to spill out. A pair of brass knuckles also fell out of the box. j.d. used the knuckles to punch Abover Average, knocking him down with one blow. More boxes began falling from the ceiling. Above Average reached under the ring and pulled out… a box. He opened it up, revealing a table. As Above Average set up the table in the ring, one of the boxes opened on it’s own. An old man jumped out, yelling “FREEDOM!!!” before running off. As the crowd began a “This is awesome!” chant, some druids wheeled a casket to ringside. Back in the ring, Above Average power bombed j.d. through the table and makes the pin, winning the Forum Championship.

Winner: Above Average(New WWCF Forum Champion)

WWCF World Tag Team Championship Match
The Southwest Connection w/ TheSam08 V. Justice and Providence [c]

Synopsis: Tyfo and Justice began the match, exchanging punches and knife-edge chops. Tyfo tagged Naitch in, and they hit a double team vertical suplex on Justice. The Connection continued on like this, making quick tags and hitting high impact double team moves during the early part of the match. Justice finally taggged in Cthulhu who cleaned house, before locking Naitch in a sleeper. TheSam08 jumped on the ring apron, distracting Cthulhu. Tyfo came up behind him and locked in a sleeper of his own. Justice came in and broke the sleepers, and all four men went at it. Tyfo and Naitch hit a pair of double clotheslines on their opponents. Seth Drakin cames out with his cane and joined the announcer's desk to provide some commentary. He talks briefly, before leaving the announcer's desk for a second and distracting littlenaitch while Cthulhu hits him with a clothesline. He then went back to the announcer's desk. The four went at it or a while, when Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music played and his pyro went off, stopping the action. As the Connection and the NWC prepared for the Evil Masked One, the lights went out. They came back on seconds later, and wordlifeecw was standing behind them. Cthulhu and Justice spotted him first and shoved Naitch and Tyfo torward wodlifeecw. He choke slammed the Connection, but was attacked by Providence and Justice. The hits didn’t phase him as he delivered another pair of choke slams to the champions. With all four men down, wordlifeecw rolled to the outside and head towards the announce table, where Seth was sitting. As Seth started to stand up, the Evil Masked One grabbed him and choke slammed him through the table, before turning his attention to TheSam. TheSam started to run away, but wordlifeecw caught him and held him by the throat. TheSam began begging for mercy, and wordlifeecw released his grip. TheSam breathed a sigh of relief, when wordlifeecw picked him up and Tombstoned him on the ramp. Wordlifeecw surveyed the damage, before placing a replica of his mask over TheSam’s face. He set off his pyro one more time and left. As TheSam was stretchered out, Tyfo slowly crawled over and pinned Justice, capturing the Tag Team Titles.

Winners: The Southwest Connection(New WWCF World Tag Team Champions)

Chamber of Horrors Match For The WWCF World Heavyweight Championship
MiLo Duck V. John S. Amigo [c]

Synopsis: This match took place inside a giant, weapon filled cage, with an electric chair in the center of the ring. The object was to place your opponent in the electric chair and pull the switch. Amigo and MiLo squared off in the center of the ring. Amigo shoved MiLo, and MiLo shoved him back. Amigo went for a slap, but MiLo blocked it and tossed Amigo to the outside, where he threw Amigo into the side of the cage and raked his face across it, drawing blood. A camera caught Seth Drakin watching the match from the back, as Amigo hit the three amigos on MiLo. The casket at ringside begian shaking, as MiLo went to town on Amigo with a kendo stick. With the champion reeling, MiLo grabbed a barbed wire baseball bat from ringside and started removing the barbed wire. Amigo tried to fight back, but MiLo cracked him with the bat. He then took the wire and wrapped it around Amigo’s throat, and proceeded to execute an extremely dangerous variation of the big swing. With Amigo lying in bloody heap on the mat, MiLo delivered a Quackerjack before placing Amigo in the electric chair. MiLo walked over to the switch, which was already in the on position. He pulled it up to off, before flipping it to on again, frying Amigo and capturing the WWCF Championship.

Winner: MiLo Duck(New WWCF Champion)

*As MiLo Duck is celebrating in the ring, music hits and out comes…


stevierichardsfan babyface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steviefan gets in MiLo's face and starts trash-talking him. He slaps MiLo right across the face and then gets on the mic*

That is for all the abuse I took one day from the WWCF roster. I take it out on the new World Champ!

*MiLo gets mad and is about to punch out steviefan when all of a sudden the Casket that was rolled out earlier in the night opens up and out comes…


THE COSTUMED LA PARKA FROM THE HALLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*La Parka has a chair in hand and takes out MiLo Duck from behind with it right before MiLo Duck can punch steviefan*

Let me introduce you all to my new bodyguard! This masked La Parka is...

*steviefan puts his hand on the mask ready to pull it off and it is…


steviefan pulls his hand away real quick without taking off the mask*

...this masked La Parka is none of your business!!!! He shall wear this outfit and protect me for as long as we see fit!!! I shall act as his manager and he will single handily take revenge upon the WWCF roster for what they did to me!

steviefan- Next week on Monday NiteRaw we are putting out an open challenge to anyone who wants to face this man in the ring!!!

*Night Of The Wrestling Zombies fades to black as steviefan and the mysterious masked La Parka stand over the lifeless MiLo Duck*

Once again, I took all the roleplays and promos from the show and put them together. The only exception is the Phantom of the Opera match, which was posted by Motor-Colt after the show.