Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - February 15, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
February 15th, 2009

Three Way Dance: Jonathan Michaels V. MolotovMocktail V. KGX

MolotovMocktail is already in the ring, playing air guitar to a lackluster response, he starts to get angry at the fans when the strains of "Original Prankster" emanate from the arena's loudspeakers, Jonathan Michaels emerges from the smoke, a look of determination on his face.

Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening contest is the Three Way Dance, in the ring, hailing from Petaluma, California, MolotovMocktail!

Molotov stares daggers at Michaels.

Making his way to the ring, from Hollywood, Jonathan Michaels!

Michaels slides into the ring, returning Molotov's stare, after a moment, Michaels holds out a hand to Molotov as his music stops and is replaced by "Dead and Bloated", signaling the arrival of KGX.

Before Molotov can return Jonathan's gesture, KGX runs down to the ring, climbs in and tackles Michaels as the ref calls for the opening bell.

Molotov pulls KGX off Jonathan and starts peppering him with lefts and rights as Michaels gathers himself in the corner and watches.

KGX kicks Mocktail in the gut and flings him into Michaels in the corner, he then charges headfirst into both of them, Michaels is slumped in the corner and Mocktail is facedown on the mat as KGX taunts the crowd.

KGX pulls Jonathan out of the corner and sets him up for a belly to back suplex, but Michaels headbutts him repeatedly and turns around, hitting KGX with a snap suplex of his own, following it up with a standing moonsault, Michaels pins KGX, but the count is broken up at 1 by Molotov, hitting both with a shooting star press.

Molotov makes his way to the corner, waiting for one of his foes to get up, but gets impatient and rolls Jonathan aside and puts KGX in the Walls of Jericho, but just as KGX is about to tap, Jonathan pops up and hits Molotov with the Fade To Black, allowing KGX to reverse the Walls and get the three count on MolotovMocktail.

MolotovMocktail has been eliminated!

Michaels immediately goes after KGX, spearing him as he stands up, and immediately locks in the Key Grip, but KGX manages to roll out and kick Michaels in the face to escapes the maneuver.

KGX waits for Michaels to stand up and nails him with a Short-Arm Clothesline, KGX climbs to the top rope and signals the end is near, he jumps off the top rope but Jonathan rolls away.

As KGX lies prone, Michaels once again applies the Key Grip, and this time KGX has no choice but to tap out.

Here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels!

After the referee raises his hand, Michaels picks KGX up and hits him with a DDT, Michaels rolls KGX onto his back and places one foot on his chest the same way KGX did last week, he calls for a mic.

"Ladies and gentlemen, once again, here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels."

He waits a moment.

"AND, CUT."



Latino Meat and Madman Szalinski V. Whitey Fat and TTS

Latino Meat and TTS start the match. TTS calls for a test of strength. Meat goes to oblige, but TTS pulls his hand back. As he and Whitey laugh over the trick they pulled, Meat dropkicks TTS into Whitey, knocking Whitey to the floor. Latino Meat picks up TTS and slams him to the mat, then leg drops him and tags Szalinski in. The Madman whips TTS into the ropes and hit’s a shoulder block. As TTS gets to his feet, Szalinski head butts him, sending him stumbling to his corner, where Whitey tags in. Szalinski and Whitey lockup, and Szalinski hit’s an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. As Whitey returns to his feet, Szalinski tries for a dropkick, but Whitey steps back, causing Szalinski to crash to the mat.

Whitey tags TTS back in, and he goes to work on Szalinski, delivering a lifting DDT. TTS continues the assault, mounting Szalinski for a series of punches. TTS then twists Szalinski’s arm, and tags Whitey in. Whitey comes off the top rope with a double axe handle. Whitey slams Szalinski, then delivers a knee drop. Whitey and TTS continue this for several minutes, making quick tags back and forth, until they miss a double shoulder tackle, and get caught with a double clothesline by Szalinski. Szalinski is able to crawl to his corner and tag in Latino Meat.

Meat comes in a house of fire, catching both TTS and Whitey(the legal man) with punches, slams, and a dropkick to Whitey, knocking him out of the ring. Szalinski hit’s a brain buster on TTS, and Meat hit’s the Meat Compactor from the top rope and makes the cover. As the ref tries to explain that Whitey is the legal man, Whitey slides back in and DDTs Szalinski. As Meat turns around, Whitey nails the Burning Hammer and gets the pin.

Here are your winners, TTS and Whitey “Daddy Fat Sax” Fats!



*M.O.P. is standing backstage*

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. MiLo Duck, watch this match, and you'll see all the proof you need as to why Jersey's Own M.O.P., one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions, would be an invaluable asset to your team for Ernest Goes to Wargames.


M.O.P. w/ Metylerca V. Tyfo w/ LittleNaitch

Tyfo enters first, accompanied by his tag team partner, LittleNaitch. Naitch takes the mic.

As you all know a few weeks ago The Southwest Connection lost the World Tag Team Titles to members of The Pride. Now with Tromeboneman's win last week, The Connection has earned a rematch for our tag team titles which we will win and become the first ever three time WWCF World Tag Team Champions!! Now from what I understand, our rematch is at Earnest Goes To Wargames but it has not been confirmed yet by the executive committee. So what I would like, is for our rematch to be held off until the week after the pay-per-view so that way I can give my complete focus to both matches but at different times. Now don't get me wrong, I can do both matches on the same night but I really want to focus on one at a time so that way not only can I become the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title but also become one half of the three time World Tag Team Champions!!!

Naitch drops the mic as M.O.P. runs out, accompanied by Metylerca.

M.O.P. and Tyfo face off in the center of the ring. Tyfo shoves M.O.P. and M.O.P. responds in kind. Tyfo slaps M.O.P., who retaliates with a punch, which knocks Tyfo to the mat. Tyfo jumps back to his feet, only to be clotheslined back down to the mat. M.O.P. runs the ropes, but Naitch grabs his leg, tripping him. Tyfo gets to his feet and catches M.O.P. with a power slam. He follows with a couple of elbows, followed by a fist drop from the top rope. Tyfo then picks up M.O.P. for a butterfly suplex, but M.O.P. fights out of it and hit’s a swinging neck breaker. This is followed by a fishermen’s suplex, which gets a 2-count.

M.O.P. picks up Tyfo for another suplex, but Tyfo lowblows him and hit’s the butterfly suplex. Tyfo locks in the sharpshooter, but M.O.P. fights his way to the ropes. Tyfo releases the hold, but Tyfo continues to work over M.O.P.’s leg. He pulls M.O.P. to the center of the ring and tries to lock on the Texas Cloverleaf, but M.O.P. kicks him away. M.O.P. gets to his feet and sends Tyfo into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a Samoan drop.

M.O.P. locks in a single leg crab, but LittleNaitch jumps on the apron, distracting the referee. Metylerca runs over to Naitch’s side and they begin brawling on the floor. With the ref distracted, Tyfo slips on a pair of brass knuckles, but M.O.P. ducks the shot and hit’s the Turnpike Driver. The ref turns around and sees M.O.P. going for the cover. 1-2-3.

Here is your winner, M.O.P!

Metylerca rolls into the ring to celebrate with M.O.P., as Tyfo and Naitch walk up the ramp, upset over the loss.



Triple Threat Match For Contendership To The Inter-Forum Championship: Legion V. SuperSmark V. Above Average

SuperSmark makes his way to the ring, typing on his laptop. Legion enters next, and causes flames to erupt from the turnbuckles and the stage. Above Average enters last, walking to the ring, as pyro erupts behind him.

All 3 square off center ring. Legion and SuperSmark act as if they’re going to gang up on Above Average, but when Smark turns towards Above Average, Legion grabs him and tosses him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He follows with a DDT and tosses SuperSmark from the ring. Above Average and Legion lock up, with Above Average getting the better of the initial exchange. Legion steps back, then charges at Above Average, who catches him with a back body drop. He follows this with a pump kick, followed by a backbreaker. Above Average goes for the pin, but Legion kicks out at 2. Above Average goes for a delayed vertical suplex, but Legion fights out of it and hit’s a blockbuster, followed by a splash. Legion goes for the pin, but SuperSmark breaks it up.

Smark German suplex’s Legion and makes a cover, earning a 2-count. Smark stomps on Legion, then delivers an elbow drop, getting another 2-count. Above Average grabs Smark and hit’s a swinging neck breaker. He then delivers a running leg lariat, and locks on a cross arm breaker. Smark screams in pain, and is about to tap, when Legion breaks the hold. He tosses Smark into the ropes and he and Above Average hit a double dropkick. The former partners continue to doubleteam Smark, and finish him off with a Superkick and the Fall From Grace. Above Average and Legion high five each other, but Legion surprises Above Average with a kick to the ribs, then tosses him to the outside. Legion covers Smark, and gets the 3-count.

Here is your winner, and the number one contender to the Inter-Forum Championship, Legion!

As Legion celebrates, Above Average stares at him from the ramp. Legion motions that the title will soon be his.