Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - February 8, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
February 8, 2009

*Stock footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonating is played with the words "Sunday Night Heatz!!1" is shown. The camera then pans out to the Parts Unknown Arena's ringside announcer booth where the commentators of the evening are seated*

Amigo: Welcome everybody to another exiting episode of Sunday Night Heatz! I'm John S. Amigo.

The Sam: And I am the "Manager of Champions", The Sam. And boy Doc, do we have another great show for the fans tonight?

Amigo: Yes, indeed. We have a old face returning to WWCF rings in Madman Szalinski fighting One Doley Nation. Next, we have yet another WWCF debut in Jonathan Michaels going up against another newbie in KGX. Then, a singles match between Brahma Bull and Latino Meat. And finally, our main event of a tag team match consisting of Koda and Viva Los Bio Dome squaring up against TTS and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats.

The Sam: And it's brought to us by the great taste of Quiznos. "Quiznos, putting the Sand back in Sandwiches.".

Amigo: Cheba Hut is better.... Anyways, onto the first match!

Singles Match
Madman Szalinski
V.
One Doley Nation

Both men lock up from the start. One Doley Nation hits Madman Szalinski with a knee and then connects with a vertical suplex; One Doley Nation does not stop as he would continue and deliver two more vertical suplexes, dropping Madman into the center of the ring. Before Madman could recover, Doley runs toward the ring-ropes and makes an attempt for a lionsault, but Madman rolls out of the way, and Doley lands on his feet.

Just as One Doley Nation would turn around to face his opponent, Madman Szalinski grabs Doley in the leg and locks him in an ankle lock. Though surprised, Doley manages to move toward the ring and grab the ropes. Once Madman breaks off the hold, both men start brawling. Madman hits Doley with a clothesline, but Doley gets back up, only to be hit with a vicious spinebuster. Madman Szalinski makes the cover for a two count.

Madman Szalinski gets up on the top turnbuckle and tries to hit One Doley with a splash, but his opponent had recovered and hits Madman with a dropkick. One Doley Nation then locks Madman into the ankle lock, and drags Madman into the center of the ring. Madman rolls out of the hold and kicks Doley back. Madman jumps up real quick and hits Doley with a devastating Insane Clothesline and goes for the pin. 1 2 3!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner……………..Madman Szalinski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amigo: Well, Sam, the return of the Madman is a mixed bag with me. On one hand, it's nice to see him back, on the other hand, his finisher has one of the worst names ever.

The Sam: Hey now, I've heard worse! "The Mighty Dick Punch For Great Justice and Honor" anyone?

Amigo: Keep it up, and you will be feeling a sense of justice in your loins! And now moving on before I demolish TheSam's genitalia, we now have a Rookies match of KGX and Jonathan Micheals. Which youngun' will reign supreme today?

The Sam: Well this either man's match. Both are new comers here in WWCF. So I will wait till the end of the match until I make my decision.
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(Taped the previous day)

A man sits on a lawn chair at the edge of the roof of the WCCW arena, smoking a cigarette.

He notices the camera, flicks the cigarette away and stands to address the camera.

"Oh, hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jonathan Michaels, for the last eight years, I have been a Professional Hollywood stuntman, but now I'm here to show everybody I'm better than those pampered movie stars."

"Now, I've heard certain wrestlers degrade their contemporaries as "Glorified Stuntmen" and it is my goal to make those people eat those words."

"I have trained with the best, and I am confident that it's only a matter of time before I become your champion."

"And tonight is the first step on that path, as I take out that arrogant, sandwich hating KGX and make a name for myself."

"Because I'm Jonathan Michaels, and I'm fearless."

Michaels holds his arms out and falls backwards off the roof.

The cameraman rushes over to look over the edge to see Michaels has landed safely on a crash pad.

"AND CUT"
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Singles Match
Jonathan Michaels
V.
KGX

We cut back to the ring where we see someone in the ring awaiting his opponent.

Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentleman, the match is scheduled for 1 fall. Already in the ring... JONATHON MICHAELS!!!!

*The arena goes black as 'Dead and Bloated' comes over the PA as KGX hits the stage*

Muffer: And his opponent, from The Emerald City... KGX!!!!

KGX showers in the boos of the crowd as he enters the ring. The ref rings the bell and we are ready to go!

The two men lock up as KGX gets the upper hand and sends Michaels off the ropes and hits a clothesline. He drops down and starts jaw jacking in Michaels' face before hitting the ropes and missing an elbow drop. Michaels jumps up and hits a standing moonsault and covers for a 2 count.

Jonathon then drops into a headlock that KGX powers out of and hits a belly to back suplex. He then jumped on top of Micahels and again begins raining down blows and really lays the wood to Michaels. But Jonathon is able to make it to the ropes and gets the ref to break the hold.

KGX then gets up with Michaels and sends him off the ropes and hits a KENTA shining kick almost kicking Michaels' head off. One more lift off the mat and KGX hits the Emerald Flowsion and covers Michaels with one foot while playing to the crowd. While KGX is booed relentlessly, the ref slaps the mat 3 times ending this match.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner………KGX!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sam: And KGX is the winner. See I told you Doc.

Amigo: Mm-hmm. Now, a match between the Latin Lover, Latino Meat, and the Scottish Zombie guy, Brahma Bull.

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*Camera moves into a deserted parking lot with a dusty Jeep parked in it, trunk open, and Stevie and Krazy sitting in it, with Eli in the front seat, her palm to her face*

Stevie: You win some, you lose some. We're making progress either way. See this cut on my forehead? It looks uglier than it really is. It doesn't even hurt much. People think we hold back, and we're not putting our bodies on the line. I don't care about my body, I'll prove it!!

*Stevie smashes his head against the side of the car repeatedly and brutally*

Eli: Dammit, Stevie, what the hell are you doing?!

Krazy: Cool it man!

*Stevie stops, blood pouring down his face*

Eli: Now we gotta stitch you up again, dumbass.

Stevie: Like you're no masochist. I've seen you burn yourself just to hurt, just to feel. That's my point! We don't feel much anymore.
We're used to you people, ruining our lives.

Krazy: We're people too! Stevie can't walk away from justice. I can't leave a person in need. Eli...well, she laughs at inapropriate moments.

Eli: Like hell.

Krazy: What about your cousin's funeral?

Eli: But...

Krazy: And the pro-life rally abortion education thingy?

Eli: Well...

Krazy: And talking about how the astronauts nearly died a slow death on Apollo 13?

Eli: Shut up.

Krazy: And when I threw up.

Eli: *silence*

Stevie: Bottom line, we're individuals, not a bunch of the same 'freaks'. We're freaks in our own ways. So, now you know, you can't expect us to hold back. What'sa matter? Afraid of the freaks?

*Camera breaks*

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Singles Match
Latino Meat
V.
Brahma Bull

Meat and Bull exchange arm drags at the start of the match, before Meat shocks Bull with a snap suplex. Meat quickly locks on an armbar. Brahma fights out of it and hit’s an enziguri. He follows up by biting Latino Meat. Meat retaliates by biting Bull. Bull looks both shocked and hurt that someone would bite him. He hit’s a vicious spear on Meat, followed by a sharpshooter, but Meat gets to the ropes. Meat clips Bull’s knee, and starts stomping on it. Latino Meat fires Brahma Bull into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a back body drop. Meat goes for the armbar again, but Bull lifts him up with one arm and slams him to the mat with frightening force.
Bull grabs Meat by the throat and picks him up again, but the referee admonishes him and orders him to put Latino Meat down. Brahma Bull complies… by chokeslamming Meat. He then nails the Zombie Canadian Destroyer to pick up the win.

Michael Muffer: Here is your winner, Brahma Bull!

Amigo: And in a match of roses and ripping of flesh, (Winner) wins. And now our main event, a tag team match. What do you think, Sam?

The Sam: This is going to be interesting Doc, The mellow WWCF HEatz Champion and the Clown Prince teaming up to take on the Drunken Hobo and the Drunken New Jersey Hobo.
This match couldn't get any weirder unless there was a Moose involved.

Amigo: Hmm, I wonder if Moose Morowski is still alive? Anyways, here's our main event. Enjoy.

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Tag Team Match
Viva Los Bio Dome and Koda
V.
TTS and Whitey Fats

Koda and TTS start the match in the ring. The lock up and TTS puts Koda in a chinlock. Koda bounces them off the rope and pushes TTS off him. TTS rebounds off the opposite ropes and goes for a clothesline but Koda ducks it. TTS bounces off the ropes and runs right into Koda's knee and flips onto his back. Koda goes for a quick pin but TTS kicks out at 1.

koda brings TTS to his corner and tags in Viva Los Bio Done (VLBD). They throw TTS into the ropes and hit a double arm drag after he rebounds. VLBD and TTS goes back and forth with blows for a bit before VLBD goes for a vertical suplex. TTS counters and runs VLBD into his corner, tagging Whitey in.

Whitey comes in and knees VLBD in the corner, then flips him onto the mat. He hits a couple elbow drops then locks in a neck vice on VLBD. VLBD works his way to his feet but Whiter knees him in the gut and pushes him back down into the vice. VLBD makes his way to his feet and elbows Whitey in the gut a couple times. VLBD runs and bounces off the ropes but he runs into a toe-kick from Whitey. Whitey goes for a DDT but VLBD counters and throws Whitey to the mat. VLBD quickly picks Whitey up and hits his own DDT on him. Both man crawl to their corners, desperate to make tag. They tag in their partners at the same time.

Koda explodes into the ring over the top rope and ducks under TTS, bounces off the ropes and hits a big clothesline. He then begins to brawl with TTS eventually backing him into a corner.

Koda delivers a vicious kick to the midsection of TTS then turns him around and begins to climb the rope. Whitey tries to interfere by pushing Koda off the ropes, but VLBD comes in and suicide clotheslines himself and Whiter over the top rope. Koda sets up to hit The Killing Joke but TTS counters and throws Koda from the top rope. TTS climbs the ropes and hits the Doctor's Note. He lies down with his back on Koda and hooks a leg, but Koda counters the pin and locks in the Long Halloween. TTS is trapped in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go and he taps out.


Michael Muffer- Here are your winners the team of……………Koda and Viva Los Bio Dome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amigo: What a match! Well, fans, that's all for this week. Until then, I'm Dr. John S. Amigo, M.D.

The Sam: And I am the "Manager of Champions", The Sam, reminding you to spay and nuder your children. Seeya next week here on Sunday Night Heatz!