Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - February 2, 2009
2/2/09
Sunday Night Heatz!!1
February 2, 2009
Episode 4
*Stock footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonating is played with the words "Sunday Night Heatz!!1" is shown. The camera then pans out to the Parts Unknown Arena's ringside announcer booth where the commentators of the evening are seated*
The Sam: Hello sports fans to the hottest wrestling show in WWCF today. My name is The Sam and I am the "Manager of Champions". And tonight I am here with my broadcast partner, you know what? Why don't you introduce yourself instead of making me do all the work?
Amigo: Just when I was starting to get relaxed.... I am Dr. Amigo, as this is another exicing edition of Sunday Night Heatz! A good card today. We have a new guy making his debut against 1/2 of the Wargames Warriors, Evil La Parka against One Doley Nation, and a Triple Threat match to determine the # 1 Contnder for the Heatz Title! What do you think of our first match, Sam?
The Sam: Well, you know how I feel already abut the Wargame Warriors. But I have yet to see anything about this KGX character, and that makes him a wild card. So, just like Sunday Night Heatz, you never know what to expect.
Singles Match
KGX
VS
Stevierichardsfan W/Krazy E-Man and Eli
Michael Muffer- It is now time for our opening contest.
*Dead and Bloated by the Stone Temple Pilots starts to play as KGX walks out walks out with a very cocky walk. Grin on his face with his arm in the air and pointing at himself. Jaw jacks with some fans, taunts the crowd when he gets in the ring.*
Michael Muffer- Introducing first from The Emerald City and weighing in at 220 pounds…………..KGX!!!!!!!!!
*Screamo punk music starts to play as stevierichardsfan, Krazy E-Man and Eli all emerge from the crowd*
Michael Muffer- And his opponent from BadStreet, USA and weighing in at 225 pounds…………STEVIERICHARDSFAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevie and KGX circle to begin, KGX rushes Stevie and they tie up. Stevie tries to back out and reverse the weight, but gets backed into the corner instead. The referee starts the 5 count, and a clean break by KGX on 4. Stevie looks to Krazy and Eli on the outside, flexes his neck slightly and rushes for a collar and elbow tie up, pushing KGX back into the ropes. Stevie breaks his own 5 count and Irish whips KGX across the ring. He hits the ropes and ducks a heel kick attempt by Stevie, who leapfrogs KGX on the rebound and sharply grabs the newcomer at the 3rd attempt, taking him down with an arm drag. Stevie immediately begins to work the arm over, dragging it over into the hammerlock and bringing his knee down into the tricep. The ref checks for the submission, but KGX shakes his head. Eli calls for Stevie to put more pressure on, so he shifts his weight and KGX takes the chance to power up off the canvas with his free arm. He swings elbows at Stevie but they don't connect, and Stevie hangs onto the hammerlock, as KGX tries to wriggle free in a half stance. KGX nearly puts himself in trouble as he moves, as Stevie goes for and locks on a modified sleeper, with the arm still tied up. KGX struggles but can't get any air. The ref picks the arm once, and it drops, twice and it drops but as the ref goes for the third life KGX can get a foot to the ropes forcing the break. Stevie hangs on for the 5 and beyond, forcing the ref to physically get between them to break the hold, berating Stevie. KGX, guarding his arm into his chest uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, but Krazy is up on the apron, and grabs the arm and slingshots it against the ropes jumping down backwards. KGX staggers back and...
the force of the slingshot sends falling back onto the mat. Stevie rushes in for the cover, 1...2...kick out by KGX, still sucking air. Eli slaps the canvas, telling Stevie to put his opponent away, so Stevie stands, readying for the Steviekick. KGX hauls himself to his feet, and instinctively ducks the kick, running through and coming back of the ropes with a diving clothesline on his injured arm, absolutely smashing Stevie down, but inflicting pain on himself too. Both men down now as the ref starts the 10 count. Stevie stirs at 4, slowly getting to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs, and stalks KGX as he gets up. He charges at KGX and goes for a fying crossbody, but is outwitted and KGX pulls down the top rope, sending Stevie to the outside, wiping out Eli and Krazy E-Man in one fell swoop. KGX drops and rolls out, still guarding his arm, but raining in shots on Stevie with the other. He rolls him back in the ring, and starts landing the mounted punches with one hand, hitting a flurry of jabs. The referee sees Stevie bleeding above his right eye and calls for the bell. KGX is your winner via TKO.
Michael Muffer- Here is your winner……………..KGX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amigo: What a debut for a unknown! And now, our next match, Evil La Parka VS One Doley Nation.
The Sam: Ha ha, this is going to be a good one. You have the fighting irish man versus the chairman. If you ask me this is going to be a tough match for either competitor.
Singles Match
"Evil La Parka"
VS
One Doley Nation
Micheal Muffer – The following contest is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit, introducing first.
(Kendricks theme plays)
Muffer – From Belfast, Northern Ireland. Weighing in at 280 lbs. ONE DOLEY NATION!
(One Doley Nation makes his way to the ring taunting the fans as he walks past them)
Muffer – And his opponent;
(La Parkas Old WCW theme plays)
Muffer – From Mexico City, Mexico. Weighing in at 225 lbs, he is the “Chairman of the Board”, “EVIL LA PARKA”.
(ELP walks down to the ring carrying his signature steel chair)
The bell sounds and ODN goes for a big boot but ELP does a cartwheel out of the way. As ODN turns around ELP hits a Dropkick on ODN as ODN rolls out of the ring. ELP follows him and lays the boots to ODN. ELP rolls ODN back into the ring.
(if Evil La Parka wins)
As ELP follows ODN back into the ring, ODN rakes ELP’s eyes and attempts to hit the “Dolinator”, but ELP manages to slip out of it and hits a spinning back kick. ELP goes to the top rope and hits “The X-Ray”.
1
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Michael Muffer – The winner of this match, EVIL LA PARKA!
ELP plays air guitar on his chair as a furious ODN walks back to the locker room.
The Sam: What a match.
Amigo: It certainly was one, wasn't it? But, it's time for the main event. A Triple Threat match of Sqaure, coming back from a beating at the hands of Stryker, TTS, the young rookie hopeful, and Koda, a man who is creeping and crawling quitely through the WWCF.
The Sam - A triple threat match where the winner will face Viva Los Bio Dome for the Heatz championship. And speaking of which, here comes the champion to do some commentary for this match.
Viva: Heeeeeey guys, how's it goin'?
Amigo: Swell. Snd now, our main event.
Main Event
Heatz!!1 Championship No.1 Contenders Triple Threat Match(!Viva Los Bio Dome! will do commentary)
Square
VS
TTS
VS
Koda
Michael Muffer- It is now time for our main event!!!! It is set for one fall and has a thirty minute time limit.
*I don’t care by Fallout Boy starts to play. When the song gets to the first chorus Square appears and poses on the stage, making a S shape above his head, while a sparks fly down and a whole bunch of fireworks fly over head. Square walks down, ignoring the fans until he gets to the corner where he chats up a woman and gives the middle finger to her boyfriend. Square climbs the stairs and poses on the ring apron doing the S shape whilst more fireworks happen in the ring.*
Michael Muffer- Introducing first from Preston, England and weighing in at 210 pounds……………..SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Down On Me plays on the PA as TTS walks to the ring*
Michael Muffer- And introducing one of his opponents from Davie Florida and weighing in at 290 pounds………….TTS!!!!!!!!!!
*Agent Of Chaos starts to play on the PA*
Michael Muffer- And introducing the last participant from Gotham and weighing in at 223 pounds……………KODA!!!!!!!!!
The referee goes to call for the opening bell, but is halted by Bio Dome, who walks up the ring steps and through the ropes. One by one he walks up to each of the potential contenders and taunts them with a maniacal laugh and a dance, before being ordered back to the commentary table by the referee.
This time the bell gets rung and Koda and TTS both rush Square, looking to take advantage of his injuries after his match at King Of Wrestlecrap. Koda steps back and lets TTS start laying in shots on Square, reopening his head wounds. Koda, ever the opportunist, goes in for the kill early, hitting a Shining Wizard on TTS as he crouches over Square, lateral press but kickout at 1, too early for the big moves. Square rolls out of the ring, realing from the early attack, leaving the other two in the ring. Koda, not wanting to get into a brawl with TTS, starts dropping legs and elbows, and stomping away on him. Going for what looks like a sleeper, Koda goes into his gaggle of gifts and takes out a hankerchief. Keeping his body between TTS and the ref, he uses it to pinch the nose and cover the mouth of TTS, hindering his breathing and humiliating him. TTS struggles to his knees, taking gasps when he can, and throws himself back, shaking off Koda temporarily. TTS complains about the foreign object use to the ref, just giving Koda enough time to run in with a wrap around Neckbreaker. Hooks the leg, one, tw...no! Square is up on the outside, and has wiped the crimson mask on Koda's ring jacket. Raining in a couple of forearms, Square hoists up Koda for the overhead belly to belly on the thin padding outside the ring. He jumps to his feet and starts to form the 'S' sign, but TTS is up and grabs Square by the hair, pulling him up onto the apron. He goes for a belly to belly of his own to get Square inside, but Square wraps his leg around the bottom rope to block it. Hitting a bloody headbutt on TTS that staggers both men, Square shows his agility by slingshotting himself over the ropes. Using the momentum he runs at TTS for the Lariat, but TTS ducks and turns around, hitting the discus clothesline, taking Square off his feet. TTS goes straight in with the rear chinlock, really pushing his knee in between Square's shoulder blades and stretching him out, forcing his head to bleed profusely once more. TTS eases and wrenches rhythmically and harder each time. Koda is up on the apron looking to get back into the match, but TTS leaves Square prone and runs over, hauling him into the ring and driving him into the canvas with a spinebuster. He glances around at both his prone foes and goes back for the chinlock. Leaning in close to lock it in, Square plays possum and cracks another headbutt onto TTS, and rises to his feet. This time the Lariat is successful and it sends TTS smashing into the corner. Square gets right in TTS' face and signals that the roaring elbow is coming, but Koda is back up, and runs at the pair, throwing shots wildly at them. Koda sprays the Green Mist on Square, who reels away. He turns his attention onto TTS and his the Arkham Round Up kick flurry. Square, still sight impaired staggers up to Koda and takes the Killing Joke. Moving back to TTS he locks in the Long Hallowe'en, and TTS taps.
Michael Muffer- Here is your winner……………..KODA!!!!!!!!!!!
Viva: Heh, I'll smoke him, brah. Laters.
*He leaves*
Amigo: Great, now it smells like Cheetos and brownies over here. Regardless, that's our show. I'm John Amigo.
The Sam: And I'm The Manager of Champions, The Sam, and I'm in the mood for some Quiznos.
