Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - April 12, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1

April 12, 2009

*Stock footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonating is played with the words "Sunday Night Heatz!!1" is shown. The camera then pans out to the Parts Unknown Arena's ringside announcer booth where the commentators of the evening are seated. The entrances for the first match start.*

John S. Amigo- Welcome WWCF fans to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 We have a great show for you tonight so lets get right to the action!

The Sam- Don’t I get to say anything to welcome the fans?

John S. Amigo- No.

Triple Threat Elimination Match

Brahma Bull

VS

Supersmark

VS

Latino Meat

This was a very competitive match going back and forth with great action but that all came to a halt when Brahma Bull landed a huge kick to the face of Supersmark knocking him out of the ring. Latino Meat came up behind Brahma Bull and tried to go for a german suplex but Brahma Bull blocked it and reversed the move and hit his own german suplex on Latino Meat for the 1 2 3.

Supersmark rolled back into the ring and took a charging Brahma Bull down with a drop toe hold. Supersmark started putting on a clinic with a bunch of ground holds which eventually lead to him getting Bull into a modified boston crab. Bull made it to the ropes and the hold was broken. Both men locked back up and Brahma Bull shoved Supersmark into the corner and charged at him but Supersmark got out of the way just in time. Supersmark runs up after a dazed Brahma Bull and goes for The Download(atomic drop) but Brahma Bull flips back behind Supersmark and turns him around and kicks him in the gut and goes for the Zombie Destroyer(Canadian destroyer) and nails it. Brahma Bull goes for the cover but before the ref can count the bell rings and the match is ruled a time limit draw.

Michael Muffer- This match has been ruled by referee Floyd Mcfloyd as a time limit draw!!!!

The Sam- Hey Amigo did you see how Brahma Bull hit that huge Destroyer on Supersmark. That is exactly what I’m going to do to that no good Evil Masked wordlifeecw tomorrow night on Monday Niteraw.

John S. Amigo- Sure it is Sam.

The Sam- I’m serious. Lanny Poffo showed me how.

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John S. Amigo- Ladies and gentlemen next we had a scheduled ring meeting between Viva Los Bio Dome and the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion Koda to talk about the troubles the two friends have been having but it turns out Viva Los Bio Dome will not be able to make it. To explain our camera crew caught this footage from earlier.

*A video runs from earlier. We see Viva in the parking lot and a sports car rolls up with tinted windows. The windows roll down and we can see that it is MiLo Duck and Stryker. Viva Los Bio Dome holds his arms up ready to fight because he was misted by Stryker a few weeks ago but Stryker talks to calm him down.*

Stryker- Hey don’t worry Viva. We aren’t here to take you out again. We just want to talk a little business. Why don’t you hop in so we can discuss something?

Viva Los Bio Dome- Okay but I got to be back later to talk to Koda.

Stryker- Sure we will get you back in no time.

*The video ends*

The Sam- So why hasn’t Viva made it back? Is this some type of hostage situation?

John S. Amigo- No Sam don’t jump to conclusions. I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this. I don't trust Stryker as much as the next guy given our past but I'm sure Viva is okay.

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MAIN EVENT

Singles Match

KGX

VS

Legion

The match starts with the two men locking up. Legion powers KGX into the corner and gives him some vicious chops that sound like thunder. Legion irish whips KGX from that corner to the corner across the ring. Legion charges at KGX and hits a huge splash on him. KGX falls to the ground. Legion gets on the second rope and raises his arm yelling “we are legion!!!”.

Legion jumps down from the ropes and picks up KGX and goes for the Fall From Grace but KGX elbows Legion in the stomach runs off the rope and hits a huge drop kick knocking Legion out of the ring. KGX goes after him and picks up Legion and picks him up in his arms and charges at one of the ring posts crashing Legion’s spine into it. KGX picks Legion up again and tosses him back into the ring. KGX gets in the ring and gets on the second rope and waits for Legion and stand up and right when he does KGX hits a huge clothesline. KGX goes for the cover but it is only a two count. KGX picks up Legion and runs off the ropes going for a Yakuza Kick but Legion catches him and throws him down. KGX recovers quickly and thinking fast goes off the ropes again and goes for a big running forward drop kick but before he can execute it Legion catches him and puts him in the Arms Of Morpheus(cobra clutch) and gets KGX to submit.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner…………………..LEGION!!!!!!!!

John S. Amigo- Well that is all the time we have for you tonight. Don’t forget to tune in next time to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 and also check out Monday Niteraw tomorrow night. I’m Dr. John S. Amigo MD saying goodnight.

The Sam- And I’m The Manager of Champions reminding you to always use deodorant if you got it coughRnRcough, The Sam!!!

Match Writing Credits- D-Day Dave