Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - April 19, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
April 19, 2009

(Stock footage is shown and then a nuclear bomb exploding is shown followed by the Sunday Night Heatz!!1 logo. We go into the arena where the crowd is exploding with excitement. We go to the announce booth where "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King are standing by.)

Tim Hoss- Welcome to another edition of Sunday Night Heatz!!1 We have a great one hour show for you today.

Jesse King- That's right and we are going to start it off by going to our broadcast collegues Jerry Fish and Fred G. Neric with the new WWCF Weekly News show.

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(80s sounding TV News music starts to play and a logo that says WWCF Weekly News is shown and we go to a big desk that Jerry Fish and Fred G. Neric are sitting behind.)

Fred G. Neric- Welcome fans to the first edition of WWCF Weekly News. I am your host Fred G. Neric along with my broadcast collegue Jerry Fish. It sure has been busy in the WWCF these days huh Jerry?

Jerry Fish- It sure has Fred. Only about a month ago WWCF CEO D-Day Dave formed his own personal stable called WWCF Corporate including the likes of The Non-American Heroes Square and Starshine, and the newly dubbed Corporate Rocker Cthulhu. They let it be known that they were going after The Story, which is argulably the most dominante stable yet in WWCF history with King Motor-Colt holding the World Title, Above Average holding the Inter-Forum title and also the longest reigning champion in WWCF ever, Evil Masked wordlifeecw being the Hardcore Champ, and adding new member Head Detective Aaron Enigma to the stable. With King Motor-Colt leading them it sure looks like The Story are on their way to creating a dynasty as the number one faction in the WWCF.

Fred G. Neric- Yes The Story has been very successful but something else that caught my eye and I’m sure everyone else’s is this transformation that Stryker has taken eventually leading to him forming his own stable called Cult Chaos. At first it just seemed like Stryker was acting a bit different and demented perhaps from being pushed a bit too hard by WWCF Commissioner John S. Amigo. With MiLo Duck being absent for a few weeks after he lost the world title to King Motor-Colt we figured he would come back and set Stryker straight but it seems like that he has only been influenced by Stryker’s new attitude. Both have taken upon new looks dressing a bit more darker.

Jerry Fish- The big thing about this new Cult Chaos stable was who joined them in the stable as well. Viva Los Bio Dome who has always been a crowd favorite and was the first Heatz!!1 Champion has seemed to been taken under the influence of Stryker such as MiLo was when MiLo came back to the WWCF. It has been talking recently about how he has been held down in the WWCF and not been given big enough opportunities to get up on the main cards of pay per views and Monday Niteraw.

Fred G. Neric- Yes and the other member is even more surprising. TromboneMan who was a member of The Sam’s faction The Family from day one has seemed to abandoned The Family in favor of joining Cult Chaos. TromboneMan seems to be very distant and not as outspoken as he once was.

Jerry Fish- Yeah I noticed that too. It almost seems like he just isn’t all here. It’s like Stryker has obtained some type of mind power over all these guys and has a big demented plan that I’m not sure if we want to know much about.

Fred G. Neric- Yes it should be very interesting to see what the goals of Cult Chaos really are. In other news the first WWCF Lethal Lottery will be under way tomorrow night on Monday Niteraw. The teams have been drawn and due to the two new stables here in WWCF it seems that we got some very interesting pairings.

Jerry Fish- Yes it will be a great event especially with every team advancing to the WWCF BattleBowl which will happen in about a week at WWCF’s next PPV STW: Smurf The World. It is a great opportunity for someone who has not gotten a chance to become number one contender to the WWCF World Title.

Fred G. Neric- Well WWCF fans that is about all the time we have for today. Stay tuned next week when we come back with another edition of WWCF Weekly News. For Jerry Fish I’m Fred G. Neric saying see ya next time.

(The 80s News music plays and the show ends.)

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Jonathan Michaels is standing in the ring with a microphone.

Like I said earlier this week, I have something I need to get off my chest, so Evil Masked wordlifeecw, could you bring The Story to the ring with you?

Evil Masked wordlifeecw and the rest of The Story make their way to the ring.

Alright, we're here, what's on your mind?

Okay, here's the deal, first of all, Aaron, I know we have both accepted Seth Drakin's challenge for the Championship Of Honor, so may the best man win.

Jonathan extends a hand to the Head Detective, who returns the gesture.

Now let me get to the point, recently things around here have gotten a little out of control, what with Mr. Dave and his corporation, Stryker and Milo forming Cult Chaos, and people leaving the Crusade and others joining the Family, it seems that the new mentality around here is safety in numbers.

Jonathan pauses a moment to gather his thoughts.

The thing is, it seems like the two things that are going to matter the most are championships and friends, so I have a little proposal for you all.

And what's that?

Well, wordlife, you will notice that Cult Chaos has four members, and so does The Story, and you know that The Family and The Crusade are going to be recruiting, so I propose that if I can beat you for the Hardcore Championship, then you all allow me to become the fifth member of The Story.

The members of The Story exchange looks.

I mean, think about it, the Hardcore Title would remain in The Story's posession, and if things break down around here, you will have a numbers advantage, now I don't expect you to give me your answer right now, I'll let you guys talk it over and you can give me your answer tomorrow.

Jonathan starts to leave, but wordlife cuts him off.

Jonathan, we don't need until tomorrow, we can give you an answer now.

Really?

And I'm afraid the answer is no.

But, why, I mean . . .

Look, Jonathan, it's not like you and I don't get along, but I just don't think the time is right.

Jonathan thinks for a moment.

Okay, I get it, don't worry about it, it's fine, I appreciate you guys at least hearing me out.

As The Story leaves the ring, Jonathan shakes wordlifeecw's hand, but as wordlife turns to go, Jonathan tightens his grip on his hand and pulls him back.

There is one more thing, you should know that when our match is over, The Story On Page One will be "Jonathan Michaels, New Hardcore Champion.

Jonathan gets right in wordlife's face.

And, cut.

Jonathan lets go of wordlife's hand and leaves the ring.

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Tim Hoss- Well Jesse next up we are finally going to see Koda and Viva meet up in the ring to work out their differences.

Jesse King- Yep and don’t be so sure that they are going to work out anything Gorilla. Their friendship has been on the rocks for quite a while now.

Tim Hoss- That may be true but I have faith in them being able to work this out like men.

(Agent Of Chaos starts to play as Koda makes his way out with the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship on his shoulder.)

(The official Cult Chaos faction theme starts to play and Viva Los Bio Dome makes his way out to the ring.)

Viva Los Bio Dome- You know I don’t know what has been up with you lately Koda but it has really been starting to piss me off. First you attack me and then you attack me again and then you help me? What is up with all that buddy?

Koda- I had to figure out if you were truly loyal to our friendship. Sure I may act crazy sometimes but you must know this Viva. I was testing you. I was testing to see if you could stay loyal to me even if I betrayed you. I have always felt that it takes a lot to break up a friendship and I figured if you could look past that then we could help each other reach goals here in the WWCF that neither of us thought imaginable. Trying to get up that ladder alone is very hard. I know because I have done it that way my whole life. I don’t know what it is about you but I like you. You may be weird and a little annoying but you make a great tag partner and friend and I would be honored if you could fight by my side again.

Viva Los Bio Dome- So you mean all those things you did were just mind games to test me? And you want to come forward to me now and ask that I fight beside you once again so we can go beyond what we thought we ever could? Well buuuuddddddyyyy. What you did was very uncooly ooly but I think I can look past it.

(Viva puts out his hand. Koda takes it.)

Viva Los Bio Dome- Now even though I think I can look past it the fact is I can’t truly look past it. You betrayed me and for that you have to pay!!!

(Viva kicks Koda in the groin and start stomping on him. All of a sudden the other members of Cult Chaos: Stryker, MiLo Duck, and TromboneMan come out of the crowd. Stryker and MiLo have their big steel chains. Koda is thrown over the top rope by Viva and Cult Chaos start stomping him over and over. They pick him up and tie the big chains around his arms and tie him up to the ropes face first in a cross like position. Viva comes on the outside and Stryker hands him a bull whip. Security starts to respond to the chaos created by Cult Chaos but Milo, Stryker and TromboneMan threaten them back with steel chairs. Viva takes the bull whip and starts whipping Koda with it who screams out in pain. He gets about five lashes in until he stops, checks his work, and then leaves with the rest of Cult Chaos as their music plays. As they are leaving though the camera pans on the pain striken face of Koda who oddly starts to smile and laughing hysterically. Security gets him down from the ropes and try to help him back to the locker room but he pushes them all away and starts walking to the back himself. Now he isn’t laughing. He has a serious looking gaze not blinking once. He has a face with revenge written all over it.)

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Michael Muffer - The following contest is the 'Technical Challenge'. It has a 30 minute
time limit.

*Supermassive Black Hole starts playing*

Michael Muffer - Coming down to the ring, he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions. He weighs in tonight at 222 pounds and stands at 5 foot 11. He is the self proclaimed 'Technical Professional, he is Starshine.

*Starshine gets in the ring and snatches the mic from Muffer*

Tim Hoss - You know, when I was offered this job they made a point to list all the advantages and perks this job had. Nowhere do I remember anyone warning me about listening to this jackass week in and out.

Jesse King - Now, now Gorilla. Let's not upset the most technically gifted athlete in this company. You heard what he said he'd do to the TTS in this match. Just think about it, if you're unlucky that could be you.

Tim Hoss - You know what, anything just so I don't have to listen to him again.

Starshine - *Motions towards Michael Muffer* Self proclaimed? Did I hear you correctly Michael Muffer? Would you like to test that theory out? *Michael shakes his head, mouthing that he's not a wrestler* It seems to me that there are people around here who seem to doubt my technical prowess. My God gifted talent in the ring. But it's not just you Michael Muffer, it also seems to be a lot of the guys in the back, and all these fans surrounding me. Well after tonight. After I break TTS in half, that is if he even has the guts to make it out here. After tonight I will prove to every single one of you, that I am not only the best in this arena. But I'm even better than that. So Michael Muffer, how about you do what you do and announce my opponent for tonight. *shoves the mic into Muffers chest.*

Michael Muffer - And his opponent *Down on Me starts playing* weighing in at 290 pounds and standing at 6 foot 3. He is one half of the Rough & Ready. He is TTS.

*TTS bounces down to the ring high while giving fans high fives.*

Tim Hoss - Here we have Junior Senior Referee Lloyd McFLoyd explaining the rules to both competitors.

Lloyd McFloyd - Alright, you two know the rules. You only leave the ring three times, any more times after that will draw a disqualification. No strikes, I want to see clean breaks. Understand? Alright, ring the bell.

*Bell rings*

Starshine and TTS begin by circling one another. Starshine goes for an aggressive lock up but is easily pushed away by the larger TTS. Starshine tries it again but is again pushed down. Starshine gets up and brushes himself off.

Starshine - Hang on, let's do this right. Give me your arm.

TTS looks at the referee who shrugs. He gives Starshine his arm. Starshine quickly wrings it and transitions into a side headlock.

Starshine - YEAH! TECHNICAL PROF-

TTS nails him with a back suplex and goes for the pin.
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Starshine kicks out and clutches his back.

Starshine - HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TTS - We're wrestlin' right, mon?

Starshine - Not like that. Let's try again.

Starshine grabs TTS's arm and applies another wringer, transitioning into the headlock again.

Starshine - ALRIGHT, ONE MORE TIME! TECHNICAL PROF-WHOA.

TTS escapes the headlock and applies his own arm wringer.

TTS - We wrestle like dis, huh?

Starshine tries reversing the hold back but fails. He looks to prepare to roll out of the hold but instead decides to simply grab the rope. TTS breaks the hols and Starshine leaves the ring for the first time. The referee reminds him that he has used up his first ring leave. Starshine gets back up on the apron and enters the ring again albeit a little hesitantly.
Starshine charges TTS and is met with a arm drag. Starshine is stunned but rushes him again. TTS performs another beautiful arm drag. Starshine again charges TTS but is this time hit with a picture perfect Japanese arm drag. Slightly perturbed, Starshine instead Irish whips TTS into the ropes and begins running the adjacent ropes himself. They both continue running for about half a minute before they both collide and fall to the mat. Neither move for a few seconds until they both attempt a kip up, and fail. They both continue to try and perform the move before the seem to simultaneously give up. They instead quickly roll onto their knees in a fighting pose to the crowd applause and laughter. Both get to their feet and Starshine points to something in the crowd, drawing the referee's attention away and delivers a stiff right fist to TTS. The strike barely phases him who replies by delivering his own right, flooring Starshine just as the referee turns back to the action.

Lloyd McFLoyd - Hey, I saw that. No strikes remember.

TTS - You mean no fists mon?

Lloyd McFloyd - That's right. *Starshine gets back to his feet*

TTS - What about dis? *TTS headbutts Starshine back down.*

Lloyd McFloyd - No. None of that. *Starshine struggles to get back to his feet*

TTS - How about dis? *Clubs Starshine down again*

Lloyd McFloyd - Nothing like that.

TTS - But I can do dis right mon? *Kicks Starshine in the ribs*

Lloyd McFloyd - Uh, let me check the handbook.

Starshine - WAAAAIIIIIIIT! *He gets to his feet* You can't do any of that. No punching. No kicking. No clubbing. None of it. You also can't do... THIS!

Starshine goes for the two fingers to the eyes, but TTS blocks and hits his own.

TTS - So none of that mon?

Starshine, covering his eyes blindly swings, failing to hit anything. TTS grabs him and delivers a big belly to belly suplex. Instead of going for a pin he grabs Starshine's legs and applies a sharpshooter. Starshine flails around on the mat, still covering his eyes and feints a tap out. He crawls towards the ropes and manages to grab them. TTS breaks the hold and Starshine rolls outside for a second time. He flails around outside, still clutching his eyes and screaming about being blind. The referee reminds him that this is his second ring departure and starts the 20 count. TTS leans on the ropes nearest to him and asks him what he's waiting for. Starshine grabs his ankles and drags him outside for the first time while rolling back in the ring. TTS quickly gets back on the ring apron and attempts to enter back in. Starshine shoves the ref to the side and kicks the middle rope, catching TTS low. He drags the pained TTS back in the ring and throws him out for the second time.
The referee beings the 20 count as Starshine urges him to speed it up. TTS struggles back to his feet, and Starshine quickly exits the ring his third time, breaking the count and gives him a DDT to the mat. He enters back into the ring and the count continues. TTS begins stirring at 10 and struggles to his feet, using the ring for support. He quickly regains his senses and rolls back in at 16. Starshine goes for a quick pin on the still dazed TTS.
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TTS's foot reaches the ropes. Starshine drags TS to the center of the ring and attempts the sharphooter. TTS manages to kick him back, almost sending him out of the ring.

Starshine regains his balance and picks up the hazy TTS, signaling for the Starshot. He attempts the fisherman lift but fails. He tries again but can't lift TTS off the mat. Suddenly TTS lifts him up and delivers the Pile Up into the pin.
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Michael Muffer - The winner of this match, TTS.

Tim Hoss - Well the self proclaimed Technical Professional didn't look so hot tonight all things considered.

Jesse King - Well you know what they say Gorilla, sometimes you learn more through defeat. And the Technical Professional, being the smartest man in this sport will learn more here tonight than any of us could hope to.

Tim Hoss - I very much doubt that. Well that is all the time we have for tonight folks. Be sure to tune in tomorrow night for Monday Niteraw because we will be bringing you live the first ever WWCF Lethal Lottery!!