Monday Niteraw - July 13, 2009
8/6/09
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, he knows Who’s on first, but he’s not telling, Jesse King!
Gorilla, what a night, and what a show this is going to be!
Absolutely, Jess! Tonight, Above Average will defend his Inter-Forum Championship against his friend and stablemate, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Last week, we saw Square make his return to the WWCF, and tonight, he‘ll be in action, teaming with his brother, Relegate Hunter, and Whitey Fats, to face The Southwest Connection and TTS!
The Boiler Room Brawler, The Headbanger Man, and Skitzo will battle in a triple threat match to try and earn a shot at Jonathan Michaels‘ Hardcore Championship.
Tonight, Viva Los Bio Dome will be forced to pay the piper, as he battles Cthulhu and Starshine in a handicap match!
And in our opening contest, we will see the number one contender to the Championship of Honor, grbjazzman, take on Doley in singles competition!
grbjazzman V. Doley
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Man With The Plan*
Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 280 pounds, Doley!
*Sing, Sang, Sung*
And his opponent, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, grbjazzman!
Doley and Jazzman tie up, and Doley goes for a suplex. Jazzman lands on his feet, and nails Doley with a punch. He whips him into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a back body drop, and a kneedrop. Cover.
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Kickout.
Jazzman hiptosses Doley, and follows up with a underhook suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
Jazzman goes for a legdrop, but Doley rolls out of the way. Doley catches Jazzman with a diving clothesline, and an elbow drop. Cover.
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Kickout.
Doley runs the ropes, but Jazzman ducks the incoming clothesline, and nails Doley with a devastating lariat! Cover!
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Kickout!
Jazzman picks Doley up and goes for a brainbuster, but Doley slides out, and goes for the Dolinator. Jazzman blocks it, and hit’s the Takin’ The A Train! Cover!
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Here is your winner, grbjazzman!
With Botch at the Beach less than 2 weeks away, Seth Drakin has to be getting worried. Jazzman is at the top of his game right now.
Well, Gorilla, he may be on a role now, but we’ll see what happens at Botch at the Beach. Jazzman has a history of choking in big time title matches.
Well, whatever happens, it is sure to be an exciting match.
Up next, Viva Los Bio Dome in action, as he faces Corporate’s Cthulhu and Starshine in a handicap match!
Viva Los Bio Dome V. The Corporate Rockstars(Cthulhu and Starshine) w/ D-Day Dave and the Farris Brothers
The following is a handicap match, set for one fall.
*Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST*
Introducing first, representing Corporate. Weighing in tonight at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, and being accompanied by the CEO of WWCF, Mr. D-Day Dave, and official WWCF Security staff, the Farris Brothers. The team of Cthulhu and Starshine, the Corporate Rockstars!
*Safety Dance*
And their opponent, from Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Viva and Starshine lock up, and Viva goes for a takedown, but Cthulhu charges in and clothesline’s Viva to the mat. Starshine stomps Viva and then goes to the top rope. He dives off, but Viva rolls out of the way, and Starshine faceplants. Viva is up, and as Starshine get’s to his feet, Viva hit’s a couple of jabs, and goes for the Purple Sticky Punch, but Cthulhu nails Viva in the back of the head with a Shining Wizard. Starshine quickly covers Viva.
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Kickout!
Starshine legdrop’s Viva, and goes for a rolling thunder, but Viva get’s his knees up. Viva starts pulling himself up, but Cthulhu knees him in the back from the ring apron Starshine catches Viva in a small package!
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Kickout!
Starsine goes for a snap suplex, but Viva blocks it, and hit’s the Bio DOME! Cover!
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Cthulhu breaks up the pin! Viva goes after Cthulhu, who rolls to the outside. Viva gives chase, but smacks right into the Farris brothers. Viva’s ready to fight them, but Cthulhu and Starshine attack him from behind and toss him back in the ring. Cthulhu officially tags in, and delivers a Japanese ocean cyclone suplex to Viva! Cover!
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Kickout!
Cthulhu pulls Viva up, and tosses him into the corner. Cthulhu charges, but Viva gets his feet up! With Cthulhu dazed, Viva hit’s a succession of jabs, and winds up for the Purple Sticky Punch, but D-Day Dave distracts the referee. Starshine takes advantage and nails Viva in the back of the head with Cthulhu’s guitar! Viva goes down in a heap, and Starshine rolls Cthulhu on top of him.
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Here are your winner, Cthulhu and Starshine, The Corporate Rockstars!
Starshine continues to stomp Viva after the bell, and Cthulhu and the Farris brothers join in. The Farris boys hold up Viva, and D-Day Dave slaps him across the face. Cthulhu then lifts him up for the Death Magnetic, but…
What?! Koda running out here!
What is going on here, Gorilla!
Koda hit’s the ring, and the Farris boys usher Dave out of harm’s way. Starshine get’s in Koda’s face, but the Heatz!!1 Champion spews Joker Venom in his face. Starshine falls to the mat, laughing uncontrollably. Cthulhu pulls his partner out of the ring, and carries him to the back. Viva looks at Koda, confused, as the Champion just giggles, and leaves the ring.
What was that about?!
I have no idea Jess. Koda and Viva were once partners, but when they split, they had one of the most brutal feuds I have ever seen!
And now they’re buddies again? This makes no sense, Gorilla!
Well, Jess. Perhaps we’ll get some answers in due time. But up next, a number one contender’s Triple Threat match for the Hardcore Championship!
Triple Threat Number One Contender’s Hardcore Match: The Headbanger Man V. The Boiler Room Brawler V. Skitzo
The following is a triple threat hardcore match, set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. The winner will be named the number one contender to the WWCF Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, your special guest timekeeper, and the current Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Jonathan is seen already seated at ringside.
*Wild Child*
Introducing first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
*I’m So Bad(Baby I Don’t Care)*
Next, from Rockford, Illinois, weighing in at 350 pounds, The Boiler Room Brawler!
*Dogfight*
And, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, Skitzo!
At the bell, Skitzo jumps to the outside and starts pulling weapons out from under the ring. Brawler and Headbanger Man trade punches in the ring. Brawler whips Headbanger into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a scoop slam. Cover.
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Skitzo nails Brawler with a trashcan lid, breaking up the count. Skitzo nails Brawler with the lid again, and hit’s Headbanger as well. He then rolls to the outside, and grabs a frying pan. He returns to the ring, places the frying pan on the mat, and drop toehold’s Headbanger on it. As Brawler charges, Skitzo does the same to him. Cover.
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Kickout.
Skitzo rolls to the outside, and starts chucking weapons into the ring. Headbanger get’s nailed in the head with a trashcan. Skitzo grabs a chair and reenters the ring. As Headbanger struggles to get up, Skitzo levels him with the chair, but turns around into a boot to gut, and a choke slam from Brawler. Cover.
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Kickout.
Brawler tosses Skitzo to the outside, and turns his attention the Headbanger Man. He picks Headbanger up, and slams him into the turnbuckle, and then hit’s a running power slam on the chair. Cover.
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Kickout!
Brawler picks Headbanger Man up by the throat, and tosses him in the corner. Brawler charges and nails a clothesline, followed by a spinebuster. Cover!
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Skitzo breaks it up with a table across the back! Skitzo sets up the table, but Brawler hit’s a clubbing blow to Skitzo’s back, and whips him into the ropes. As Skitzo bounces back, Brawler catches him and just drops him to the mat. Brawler goes for the pin, but Headbanger lowblows him, and rolls him up.
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Kickout!
Headbanger grabs the trashcan lid, and slams it against Brawler’s head. He then grabs the chair, and climbs to the top rope. He dives off with the chair, but Brawler moves. Headbanger lands on his feet, but Skitzo dropkick’s the chair back in his face. Headbanger goes down, but before Skitzo can make the cover, Brawler grabs him and power bomb’s through the table! COVER!
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Here is your winner, The Boiler Room Brawler!
The referee raises Brawler’s hand, as BRB points at Jonathan Michaels, and makes the belt around the waist motion.
And there you have it folks, The Boiler Room Brawler is the number one contender to the Hardcore Championship!
If I were Jonathan Michaels, I’d be kissing that belt goodbye!
Up next, six man tag team action, as Square, Relegate Hunter, and Whitey Fats take on TTS and The Southwest Connection!
The Southwest Connection and TTS V. Whitey Fats, Relegate Hunter, and Square
The following six man tag team match is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
*I Don’t Care*
Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 680 pounds, the team of Square, Relegate Hunter, and Whitey Fats!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 770 pounds, WWCF World Champion Little Naitch, and Tyfo, the Southwest Connection! And their partner, he is the current Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS!
The match starts with Square and Tyfo locking eyes and Tyfo saying something bout not being good enough for Corporate. This enrages Square and he charges only to get hit with an arm drag from Tyfo. After another arm drag Tyfo holds Square's arm and locks in an Armbar. Square quickly gets to his feet and delivers a couple punches to Tyfo but he gets stopped by a kick to the midsection. Tyfo quickly whips him into his corner. He tags in Littlenaitch.
Naitch comes in with a big kick to the stomach followed by a quick strut then a few chops, the crowd behind the vicious sound. He whips Square into the ropes but in the rebound Square hits a big DDT from nowhere. He crawls to the corner and tags in Whitey. Whitey comes in and picks up Naitch but he gets hit by a dropkick and Naitch quickly tags in TTS.
TTS enters and the former tag partners stare each other down. They lock up in the middle but Whitey quickly gets the advantage and locks in a headlock. However TTS hits Whitey with a big back suplex and starts laying in a series of elbow and leg drops to his former partner. Whitey crawls to the corner but TTS stops him and pulls him back to his own corner, tagging in Tyfo. Tyfo comes in and locks in a headlock in the middle of the ring. Whitey makes it to his feet but is quickly grounded by Tyfo. He gets up again and manages to hit a big slam on Tyfo.
Both men struggle to get to their corners. Whitey just barely makes the tag to Relegate as TTS is tagged back in. Relegate explodes into the ring with a clothesline on TTS, followed by one for Littlenaitch and Tyfo as they try to interfere. All three members of Corporate roll out of the ring to regroup, but they are met by Whitey and Square who quickly attack Littlenaitch and Tyfo. Relegate and TTS are left in the ring. TTS charges but Relegate scouts the move and jumps over TTS. However TTS stops quickly and deliver a Hangman's Neckbreaker on Relegate. He pins Relegate and uses the ropes for leverage while the ref is concentrated on Relegate's shoulders.
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Here are your winners, TTS, and The Southwest Connection!
The SWC and TTS celebrate, when…
The lights suddenly go out as the Titantron lights up. Scenes of a rebellion are shown. People are being killed left and right, violence and gore evident. Suddenly over the scene wispy words are shown. It says, "Take It". However, this time a second line is show, saying "Face the Power." Suddenly the scene stops and in big white letters the phrase, "Do you understand?" is shown. Suddenly the titantron shuts off and the lights come back up. Tyfo, TTS, and Naitch are visibly shaken by the images that were shown.
What the-
Square, Whitey, and Hunter attack The SWC and TTS from behind, and the six men brawl. Suddenly…
A commotion is seen in the crowd, as a long chain drops down hanging from the rafters, nearly hitting some crowd members. A figure slides down the chain from the darkened roof and lands the crowd. All those in the ring watch uneasily, unsure what is happening, but not wanting to take their eyes off their rivals.
The figure pushes his way through the crowd and hops the guardrail with a hockey mask on his face, wearing a trenchcoat. He drops the coat, revealing another chain wrapped around his gloved fist. Square approaches in a fighting stance, but takes a sucker shot to the gut at ringside, and a DDT onto the mat. Relegate Hunter rushes to his aid, but takes a knife edge chop with the chain to his chest, and gets whipped into the ring steps.
The attacker climbs onto the apron and SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY ONTO TTS AND THESAM. Lilnaitch is in the ring with a chair in hand, and the pair face off. Huge swing by naitch, but the masked man throws a punch with the chain into the chair, knocking it back at naitch, but leaving him reeling too, apparently with an injured hand. naitch rushes him again, but takes a Superkick, leaving him staggering dazed. He has the chain again...HAYMAKER WITH THE CHAINED FIST! NAITCH IS DOWN AND BLOODIED! He mounts naitch and continues to throw the punches to the open wound, smearing it over the canvas.
Tyfo rushes into the ring to save his partner, and hits a Double Axe Handle to push the attacker off. He looks for the reverse STO, but the attacker makes a standing switch and GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE CHAIR! He stands over the fallen wrestlers, then looks back at naitch...THE SLEEPER IS LOCKED ON NAITCH! The blood rushes from his forehead as he tries to fight away, but is too weakened and is out cold! TTS, Square, Relegate Hunter and WhiteyFats slide into the ring, but the attacker just pushes naitch down flat to the canvas and bails out.
He backs up the ramp, cockily swinging the chain in his left hand. As he reaches the stage, he drapes the chain around his shoulders and slowly removes the mask to reveal some well known facepaint... The opening bars of Shinobivsdragonninja blare out as we see Stryker Dark Silence standing on the stage, smiling. He picks up the one end of the chain, licks it, and blows a kiss to the infuriated men in the ring, before moving back through the curtain to the back.
Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot believe what we have just seen! Stryker has returned!
But who’s side is he really on, Gorilla?!
I’m sure that will be revealed in due time, but right now, folks, it’s time for our main event. Above Average defends the Inter-Forum Championship against Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Inter-Forum Championship: Above Average © V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw
It's Hard to Speak Without a Tongue by Parkway Drive hits
The following contest is scheduled for One Fall and is for the Inter-Forum Championship. Introducing the special guest referee for this bout, from the Story, he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions, King Colt!
King Colt walks out without his mask on, barely acknowledging the fans, keeping to himself. Of course he's in a referee shirt.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC hits
Introducing first, the challenger, also representing the Story, he is Evil Masked Wordlifeecw!
Wordlife come out to a huge pop, he and Colt shake hands.
The Prodigy - Poison hits
Introducing next, also from The Story, he is one half of the WWCF Teag Team Champions and the Longest Reigning Inter-Forum Champion of all time, This is Above Average!
AA comes out to an equally huge pop with a smile on his face. Wordlife is also smiling... Colt is not.
Wordlife and AA shake hands. AA goes to shake Colt's but they both hesitate for a bit, but eventually do. AA takes off his title and looks at it deeply, before kissing it and handing it to Colt. Colt takes it and looks at it for quite a while, then at AA, then back to the title. He raises it to the air and the match begins.
Above Average starts with an arm wringer, but Wordlife simply shrugs him off. AA goes for it again only for Wordlife to throw AA to the outside. Colt doesn't start the count out. He just sits back and watches. Wordlife goes to drag AA back in, but AA counters and hits a Stun Gun on Wordlife on the rope. AA then hits a Springboard clothesline for a One Count. AA goes to pick Wordlife up, but Wordlife hits with a huge uppercut. Wordlife then hits a hard Irish Whip into the corner, following up with a harsh clothesline. Worldife starts punching at AA in the corner and Colt does nothing about it. Wordlife notices this and simply stops punching. AA then looks at Colt confused for him not trying to break it up. AA and Wordlife start going punch for punch, but AA hits a Drop Toe Hold on Wordlife and connects with The Garvin Stomps. He runs to the ropes and comes back with a quick elbow drop and goes for the pin.
1... Kickout!
AA then glares at Colt and accuses a slow count. AA goes to get in Colt's face, but Wordlife spins him around and connects with a nice Big Boot for a two count. Wordlife throws AA into the ropes, and catches him with an Ocklahoma Power Slam. Wordlife goes for the pin for another two count. Wordlife then locks him in a Camel Clutch, but AA gets to the ropes. Colt does nothing to break it up. Wordlife notices this and lets go of AA. AA then gets in Colt's face.
What the hell man?
It's nothing personal, I wanna see you fight for this... if that title means so much to you, you need to prove it!
AA gets pissed and turns around right into a hard right punch from Wordlife. Wordlife goes for the Pin but Colt ignores it, saying that you can't end it like that. Worldife gets a bit annoyed at Colt himself, the distraction leads to AA hitting a German Suplex on him. Colt smiles and says "That's more like it". AA goes for the pin.
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Kickout!
AA can't believe it and starts having a tantrum. He then looks at Colt accuses a slow count. Wordlife turns him around and goozles him, connecting with a huge Chokeslam.
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Kickout!
Colt then goes to AA and asks "What? Was THAT a slow count?"
AA gets furious and starts yelling full on at Colt, going as far to push him. Colt tell AA to "Calm down, we're friends, Tag Champs... The Story remember?"
Wordlife then kicks AA in the gut and attempts The Journey to Hell, but AA wriggles out of it and levels AA with a Superkick. AA goes for the Cover and Colt hesitates for a bit, before going in for the pin fall.
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The winner of the match and STILL Inter-Forum champion... Above Average!
AA looks annoyed with Colt at first, but Colt hands him the title and after a brief stare down, AA takes it and the two men embrace. Wordlife then gets to his feet and spins AA around, only to congratulate him, and raise his hand in victory. Wordlife then says Tonight... You were the better man.
What a match that was! For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight!
The Story celebrate in the ring together and the show comes to a close.
Match writing credits: Evil M, Aaron Enigma, and King Colt.
