Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - July 5, 2009
8/6/09
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, Lord of the Dance, Jesse King!
Gorilla, tonight should be quite the show!
I agree with ya, Jess! Tonight, the new Champion of Heatz!!1, Koda, along with his partner, Legion, will take on Corporate’s TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler.
Also, Mike Corral is now calling himself Skitzo, and he‘ll be in action tonight against Stevierichardsfan.
And in our opening contest, we‘ll see four newcomers in action, in a fatal 4-way match! Let‘s go to the ring!
Fatal 4-Way New Superstar Showcase: CageKing V. KCB V. Buck Futter V. "The Push Killa" Mako
Our opening contest is a fatal 4-way match, set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit!
*Walker Texas Ranger theme*
Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, by way of Tampa, Florida, and weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
*My Way*
From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*CageKing makes his way to the ring, rapping an original theme*
From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!
*Supernaut*
And, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, “The Push Killa”, Mako!
At the bell, everyone pairs off, with KCB going after Mako, and CageKing facing Futter. KCB nails a left jab to Mako’s chin, and follows up with a clothesline. He goes for a cradle piledriver, but Mako counters it with a double leg takedown into a jackknife pin.
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Kickout.
Meanwhile, CageKing hit’s some stinging jabs on Futter, followed by a Fisherman’s Suplex.
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Kickout.
Mako clothesline’s KCB over the top rope, and spears CageKing to the mat. As he get’s up, Futter drops him with a spinebuster. He then pulls CageKing off the mat, and hit’s a death valley driver. Cover/
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KCB breaks up the pin. KCB and Futter exchange punches in the middle of the ring, as Mako rolls to the outside to regain his bearings. Futter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but KCB counters with a neckbreaker of his own. Cover.
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CageKing breaks it up. He throw’s KCB in the corner, and starts hammering away at him with punches. He tries to hurricanrana KCB out of the corner, KCB hooks the ropes, and powerbomb’s CageKing. Cover.
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Kickout!
KCB pick’s CageKing up for a suplex, but CageKing blocks it, and hit’s a Northern Light’s Suplex!
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Mako breaks it up, and tosses CageKing to the floor. He then picks KCB up, and locks in the Dragon Clutch! KCB struggles, and is about to tap, but Futter breaks up the hold, and hit’s Mako with the FutterNutter! Cover!
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CageKing pulls Buck out of the ring! As the two fight on the outside, KCB crawls over and drapes an arm over Mako!
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KICKOUT!
KCB pulls himself up, and then picks up Mako and nails the TKO! Cover!
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CageKing dives in and breaks it up! CageKing sends KCB to the mat with a spinning heel kick, and then DDT’s Mako. Futter rolls back in, but CageKing catches him with the Flashing Lights! COVER!
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Here is your winner, CageKing!
CageKing goes into the crowd to celebrate, as officials enter to help the other participants to the back.
What a win for CageKing in his debut match!
Yeah, but you gotta give all four of them credit, Gorilla. That was one hell of a match!
Indeed it was, Jess. All four of these guys have a very bright future here in the WWCF!
Up next, Skitzo takes on Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
Skitzo(Mike Corral) V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Dogfight*
Introducing first, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, SKITZO!
*Leave The Memories Alone*
And his opponent, from Badstreet, USA, weighing in at 225 pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
Skitzo ties up with Stevie, and nails a Russian leg sweep. He then drops an elbow across Stevie’s chest and covers him.
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Kickout.
Skitzo yanks Stevie off the mat, and hits an STO across the knee. Cover.
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Kickout.
Skitzo set’s Stevie up for the Pepsi Twist, but Stevie counters it into neck breaker! Cover!
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Skitzo powers out, and whips Stevie into the ropes. As Stevie bounces back, Skitzo nails a jawbreaker Liger kick! He then hit’s the Caulrophobia and covers Stevie.
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Here is your winner, Skitzo!
And there ya go, Jess. Skitzo with a decisive win tonight.
I don’t know who can stop him if he stays on this roll.
Up next, our main event, The Sinful and Deadly take on TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler!
Main Event: The Deadly and Sinful(Koda and Legion) V. TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler w/ The Sam
The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit!
*God’s Gonna Cut You Down*
Introducing first, at a combined weight of 640 pounds, representing Corporate, and being accompanied by The Sam, The Boiler Room Brawler, and the Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS!
*Agent of Chaos*
And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 476 pounds, WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion Koda, and Legion, The Sinful and The Deadly!
Koda and TTS start the match. Koda offers a handshake, but TTS wisely refuses. They lock up, and Koda applies a headlock. TTS shoves him off, and they tie up again. Koda applies another headlock, but TTS once again shoves him away. They lock up again, and this time, TTS applies the headlock. Koda picks TTS up, and brings him down with a big atomic drop! Koda peppers TTS with punches, and then suplexes him to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Koda pulls TTS over to the corner, and tags Legion. Legion enters, and hit’s a big clothesline on TTS. He follows up with a sidewalk slam, and covers him.
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Kickout.
Legion keeps up his attack, hitting a diving European uppercut, and following up with a fall away slam. Cover.
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Kickout.
Legion whips TTS into the ropes, but Boiler Room Brawler tags himself in. Legion back body drop’s TTS, and then meets a charging BRB with a European uppercut. Cover.
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Brawler powers out, and nails Legion with a big right hand. He follows with a few more, then slam’s Legion to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Brawler tags TTS back in, and the two hit a Hart Attack on Legion. Cover.
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Kickout.
TTS hit’s a legdrop, and covers Legion again.
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Kickout.
TTS pulls Legion near the ropes, and goes up top. He comes off with a big splash, and covers Legion once again.
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Kickout!
Brawler tags back in, and DDT’s Legion. Cover!
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Kickout!
Brawler sends Legion into the corner, and goes for a big splash, but Legion get’s out of the way, and Brawler hit’s the turnbuckle hard! Legion makes the hot tag to Koda! The Heatz!!1 Champion comes in and nails Brawler with a big haymaker, and follows with one to TTS. Koda hit’s the Killing Joke on Brawler and covers him!
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KICKOUT!!!
Koda, unshaken, locks in the Long Halloween, but The Sam jumps on the ring apron! With the ref distracted, TTS breaks up Koda’s submission with a chairshot, and nails Legion as well. TTS rolls Brawler on top of Koda, but Whitey Fats charges to the ring, and clothesline’s TTS over the top rope. He then hit’s the Burning Hammer on Boiler Room Brawler, and rolls Koda on top, as the ref turns around.
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Here are your winners, The Sinful and The Deadly!
Whitey and TTS brawl on the outside, as The Sam, and other members of Corporate rush to TTS’s rescue. Whitey escapes through the crowd, as Koda and Legion get to their feet in the ring. Koda picks up Brawler, and spits some Joker Venom at him, and Legion then hit’s the Fall From Grace as an exclamation point on their win. Corporate pulls Brawler to the outside, and help him up the ramp, as Koda and Legion acknowledge the fans.
Well, The Sinful and The Deadly pick up a big win tonight, defeating two of Corporate’s biggest guns.
Wrong, Gorilla! Whitey Fats interfered, and did all the work. Koda and Legion were just in the right place at the right time!
Well, regardless, after this win, Koda and Legion have to be in line for a future tag team title shot. For Jesse King, I’m Tim Hoss. Goodnight, from WWCF Heatz!!1
All matches were written by Evil M.
