Sunday Night Heatz!!1 July 19, 2009

Heatz!!1 July 19th, 2009

Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, he can believe it‘s not butter, Jesse King!

Gorilla, only one word can describe this show: Amazing!

I‘m not gonna lie, Jess, I completely agree! Tonight, CageKing, Buck Futter, and “Champagne” Jay Carroll will battle it out to determine the number one contender to the Heatz!!1 Championship!

Also, we‘ll see some insane hardcore action, as Headbanger Man takes on Skitzo!

We‘ll the return of The Amazing Brahma Bull, as he takes on "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu!

And to start us off, we have The Pushkilla taking on KCB!


KCB V. The Pushkilla

The following contest is ser for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*Supernaut*
And his opponent, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Push Killa!

The two men lock up in the center of the ring. KCB gets the upper hand and puts a headlock on Push. Push drops to knees, slipping out of the headlock and quickly sweeps the leg of KCB, knocking him down. Push quickly jumps onto KCB, mounting him and delivering a quick series of elbow to the head. The ref separates Push from KCB, but KCB jumps up and knocks Push down with an elbow to the back of the head while the ref talks to him. KCB quickly goes for a cover.

1...Push easily kicks out.

KCB picks up Push and whips him into the corner. KCB charges at Push but he dodges and KCB rams into the turnbuckle. Taking advantage, Push hits a quick hangman's neckbreaker on the stunned KCB, and goes for the pin.

1.....2..KCB gets his shoulder up.

Push lifts up KCB and delivers a vicious european uppercut, knocking KCB into a turnbuckle. Push delivers a few more uppercuts before the ref pulls him away. As he goes back to KCB, KCB kicks Push in the midsection and hits a fast DDT. Both men struggle to get to their feet after the exchange. KCB makes it up first and charges at Push, who barely gets out of the way. KCB bounces off the ropes and attempts to hit a clothesline on Push but Push counters by grabbing KCB's arm and using the momentum hits a vicious Reverse STO. He picks up KCB and moves behind him before locking in the katahajime submission. Dropping to the ground and crossing his legs around KCB, Push uses a body scissors to prevent KCB from getting out. KCB valiantly tries to break the hold, but eventually taps out.

Here is your winner, The Pushkilla!


Well, Gorilla. Pushkilla finally picks up a win here on Heatz!!1.

Indeed Jess, and what a performance by both men! Up next, The Amazing Brahma Bull takes on “The ShowStoppin Classic“ JB Hendu!


The Amazing Brahma Bull V. "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Cult of Personality*
First, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds, The Amazing Brahma Bull!
*Hair of the Dog*
And his opponent, from Newport, Tennessee, weighing in at 265 pounds, “TheShowStoppin Classic” JB Hendu!

Bull and Hendu tie up, and Bull takes Hendu down with a front facelock. Bull locks in a submission hold, and works over the neck with clubbing blows. Hendu battles back, and reverses the hold. Bull struggles, but is able to reach the ropes, forcing a break. Hendu applies a side headlock, but Bull pushes him off. Bull clothesline’s Hendu, but the “ShowStoppin Classic” stays up. Bull goes for a second clothesline, but Hendu ducks, and hit’s a neckbreaker, and goes for the cover.
1
Kickout.
Hendu picks up Bull, but the Amazing One jabs him in the eye. Hendu drops his opponent, and Bull hit’s a release German suplex. He stomps the arm a few times, and applies a hammerlock. He slams his knees into Hendu’s back a few times, and continues to wrench the hold. Hendu fights his way out, and goes for a piledriver, but the damage done to his back and neck catches up with him, and he drops Bull. Bull quickly capitalizes, taking out the legs, and applying a Sharpshooter. Hendu has no choice but to tap.

Here is your winner, The Amazing Brahma Bull!!

Well, he‘s had a couple of weeks off, but The Amazing One showed isn‘t suffering from ring rust, and that‘s no Bull!

…….And following that unspeakably bad pun. Up next, we have hardcore mayhem!


Hardcore Maatch: The Headbanger Man V. Skitzo

The following is a hardcore match!
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*Walker Texas Ranger Theme*
And his opponent, from Dallas, Texas by way of Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!

At the start, Skitzo goes to the outside, and starts throwing weapons into the ring. Headbanger Man arms himself with a chair, and waits for Skitzo to reenter. Headbanger Man lays into Skitzo with the chair, hammering him in the back, the head, the legs, and the arms. Skitzo tries to mount an offense, but Headbanger Man is ruthless. After several chairshots, he covers him.
1
2
Kickout!
Headbanger Man pulls Skitzo up for the Double Bass DDT, but Skitzo surprises Headbanger with a lowblow, and then a DDT of his own. Cover!
1
Kickout!
Skitzo leg drops Headbanger and covers him again.
1!
Kickout!
Skitzo grabs a trashcan, and places it over Headbanger’s head, then grabs the chair and fires away. After around 5 shots, Skitzo dropkick’s Headbanger, and drops an elbow, hurting his already injured arm. He manages to crawl over and make the cover.
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Skitzo stomps Headbanger(who still has the trashcan over his head) and goes to the top rope. Skitzo leaps off with a frogsplash, but Headbanger crawls out of the can just as Skitzo lands. Skitzo crashes onto the trashcan, as Headbanger pulls himself up. As Skitzo writhes in pain, Headbanger pulls him up and delivers the Double Bass DDT! Cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Headbanger angrily lifts Skitzo up on the top rope, and delivers the Blastbeat Bomb! COVER!
1!
2!
3!

The winner of the match, The Headbanger Man!

And Headbanger Man shows why he‘s still a force to be reckoned with in the Hardcore division!

Skitzo gave it everything, but in the end, Headbanger Man was just better.

Folks, our main event is next. CageKing V. Buck Futter V. “Champagne“ Jay Carroll!


Cageking V. Buck Futter V. “Champagne“ Jay Carroll

The following triple threat match is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is the Heatz!!1 Championship number one contender‘s match!
*Cageking walks to the ring, rapping his entrance*
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!
*Walker Texas Ranger Theme*
Next, from Dallas, Texas by way of Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
*Panic Switch*
And, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!

The match starts with Cage and Buck locking up, while Jay calmly moves out of the ring, letting the two men fight. They exchange punches until Buck gets the upper hand and throws Cage into the ropes. Jay on the outside grabs the leg of Cage, tripping him and pulling him out of the ring. Jay hits a kick to the stomach and DDT, dropping Cage on the outside.

Jay enters the ring and him and Buck exchange fists, with Jay getting the upper hand until Buck kicks him in the stomach and hits a vertical suplex on him. He locks an armbar on Jay, but Jay quickly gets out of it and stands up. The two lock up again, and Jay pushes Buck into the corner. Buck manages to reverse their positions. The ref breaks up the exchange, but not before Buck delivers a vicious chop to the chest of Jay. Jay counters with a chop of his own, and the two trade chops while the crowd "WOO!"s. Jay gets the advantage but both men are suddenly clotheslined by Cage. Cage picks up Jay and throws him out of the ring. Then he turns to Buck who he picks up and then hits a swinging neckbreaker on. He goes for the pin.

1.....2.Buck kicks out.

Cage picks up Buck but Buck quickly kicks him in the back of the leg. He hits Cage with a Spinebuster and moves to lock in the Bucklock. He locks in the Bucklock and Cage writhes in pain. However before Cage taps out, Jay interferes and breaks the submission. Cage slowly rolls from the ring as Buck and Jay brawl. Buck tries to go for the Futternutter but Jay counters by grabbing the leg. He harshly throws the leg down before hitting a vicious STO. Jay uses an Oklahoma Roll to pin Buck.

1.....2.....3!

Here is your winner, “Champagne“ Jay Carroll!

As Jay celebrates, Koda appears on the stage and holds up the Heatz!!1 Championship. Jay motions that he’s coming for the title.

Well, “Champagne“ Jay Carroll earns himself a shot at Koda at Botch at the Beach!

Yeah, but he’s gonna have his hands full with the Heatz!!1 Champion, Gorilla.

Well, it should be a hotly contested match no matter what. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from Heatz!!1


Match writing credits: Aaron Enigma and Evil M