Monday Niteraw - March 8, 2010
4/8/10
Jesse King - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Jesse King!
Tim Hoss - And I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss.
Jesse King - Tonight, the road to Saved by the Bell and the Championship of Honor begins!
Tim Hoss - Seth Drakin has selected twelve men to participate in a single elimination tournament, with the winner being named the new Champion of Honor.
Jesse King - We have the first round of this tournament for you tonight, folks!
Tim Hoss - We also have a big double main event, as the Hardcore and Inter-Forum Championships will be on the line!
Jesse King - First, The Boiler Room Brawler defends the Hardcore Title against Evil M, with M‘s number one spot in the Inter-Forum Championship rankings on the line!
Tim Hoss - And then, “Damn Right” Jackson defends the Inter-Forum title against Evil M‘s tag team partner, Yellow Jacket!
Jesse King - All that and more… tonight!
Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Titanothere V. Smokin Vokoun
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentleman...the following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it's a first round match up in the TOURNAMENT OF HONOR!!!
*Godzilla*
Michael Muffer: Introducing first....from La Brea, California, weighing in at 366 pounds!!! "The Monster from the Mesozoic Age".....TITANOTHERE!!!!
Titanothere lowers his head and paws the ground with both feet, then trudges down the ramp, up the steps and into the ring. He has an intense look on his face and stares at the entrance way.
*Sinnerman*
Michael Muffer:And his opponent....from Chicago, Illinois...weighing in at 280 pounds... SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!
The music plays...but there is no Vokoun. The music then stops for a moment, then restarts but still no Vokoun. Titanothere gets really antsy and screams for Vokoun to get his butt out to the ring. But then...smoke appears at the entrance ramp and Xavian Gunn shows up and stands there. Titanothere is really confused and starts yelling at Gunn. But then...out from the crowd Smokin Vokoun sneaks up behind Titan and chop blocks him in his right knee, making Titan fall down like a shot.
Then the bell rings and the match begins. Vokoun starts laughing like a maniac as he starts pounding away on Titan and starts to bite him. The ref counts to four when Vokoun finally breaks the hold. He picks up Titan and Irish whips him into the ropes and tries to belly to belly him...but can't due to Titan's girth. Vokoun holds his back in pain while Titanothere just laughs at this and gives Vokoun a clothesline. Vokoun leaves the ring.
Gunn gives Vokoun some instruction and re-enters the ring. Vokoun then challenges Titan to a test of strength...which Titan is more than happy to oblige. The two lock up in a test of strength and it is even at first. However, Titan starts to win the test of strength. And it brings Vokoun to his knees. Vokoun, however fights back and gets back to his feet to make it even again. Vokoun then brings Titan to his knees..proving both men have equal strength despite Vokoun's size disadvantage. Titan fight this but as he is about to even it up, Vokoun kicks Titan in the gut, breaking the hold.
The two start exchanging right hands which don't seem to be effecting either men. But Titan gets the upper hand and Irish whips Vokoun into the turnbuckle, and he connects with the Body Avalanche. Titan hits some elbow smashes and and upper cuts on Vokoun which staggers him. Titan just laughs at him as he goes for a spear but Vokoun sees this in time and counters his Spear with a DDT. Vokoun covers....
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KICKOUT!!!
Vokoun then hits Titan with a flurry of right hands. He picks up a stunned Titanothere who just stands there while Vokoun runs at him and hits the Running Neck breaker. He screams at the crowd who boos him loudly. Titanothere tries to get on his feet, but Vokoun helps him up. He then Irish whips Titan and finally is able to perform a Belly to Belly suplex. He goes for the cover again....
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KICKOUT!!!
Vokoun is getting frustrated. The picks up Titan, who seems just about out of it. Vokoun then goes for a Pulling Piledriver...but can't seem to get Titan up. Titan then counters the piledriver by picking Vokoun up and then hitting the Samoan Drop on Vokoun. Titan now seems to have a new energy and Vokoun is shocked...he tries to back off but Titan has none of that. He throws rights and lefts at Vokoun and then shoots him into the ropes and performs a Spear!! He goes for the pin...
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KICKOUT!!!
Titanother then decides to go to the second turnbuckle and flies into the air for a Body Splash. He goes for the cover...
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KICKOUT!!!
Titanothere is also getting frustrated. He then he calls to the crowd that he is going to this match. He grabs Vokoun for The Extinction Event and hits three huge head butts on Vokoun, which busts Smokie wide open. He now calls for the Gutwrentch Powerbomb...he picks Vokoun up....THEN HIS RIGHT KNEE GIVES OUT!!!
Vokoun is dazed while Titan is writhing in pain over his knee. Vokoun crawls to the corner while referee John Creed checks on him. Titanothere finally gets up, sees Vokoun and sets up for another Spear. He runs at Vokoun, but Vokoun grabs the ref and puts him in Titan's way, who then spears the ref. Creed is now out cold, as Titan once again has new life. He then picks up Vokoun for the Gutwrentch Powerbomb and this time he is able to hold Vokoun. He hits the Powerbomb and goes into a pinning position, BUT THERE'S NO REF!!!. While Titan goes to wake up the ref, Xavian Gunn is on the ring apron. Titanother goes to confront Gunn. Just then Vokoun springs up and gives Titan a HUGE Lariet which takes Titan down. Vokoun then applies the Mandible Claw and it's on real good. Vokoun just starts screaming while Titan is struggling to stay conscience. Gunn runs to the John Creed to wake him up. Vokoun still has Titan trapped, but no matter how hard Titan is fighting, Vokoun won't let go. After a while, Titanothere passes out. Gunn was able to wake up the ref, who then runs to the scene. He sees Titan's shoulders on the mat and makes the count...
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Michael Muffer:Here is your winner....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!
Vokoun and Gunn aren't done yet. Gunn then puts the boots to Titanothere. He then picks up the unconscious Titan and holds him up for Smokin Vokoun. Vokoun, who has a steel chair in his hand starts to grin with his usual sick, demented grin. He then smashes the steel chair on to Titan's head, which busts him wide open. Gunn drops him and Titan falls face first on the mat. Vokoun then lifts the chair and smashes the steel chair down on Titanothere's head a half a dozen times. Gunn then puts his hand on Vokoun's shoulders which gets him to stop. Vokoun then starts taunting the fans, who boo him loudly and throw garbage at him and Gunn. They leave the ring and celebrate the victory. While finally the paramedics get to the ring and take away Titanothere...who is a complete bloody mess.
Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Inspector Shetty V. TTS
Michael Muffer: The following match is sechduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit
Tim Hoss: Its the Voodoo Lawyer taking on Bombay, England's favourite son Inspector Shetty.
Jerry King: This should be a good fight
Michael Muffer: Coming down to the ring first, weighing in at 265 pounds from Bombay, England Inspector Shetty!
(Wannabe in LA)
Shetty walks down pointing to himself and says to the camera "Future world champion baby". Shetty poses on the ring apron and screams "I'm the greatest"
Michael Muffer:
(God's Gonna Cut You Down)
TTS walks through the curtain to a loud reception and looks slightly uncomftable at the cheers. TTS high fives a few fans and slides into the ring.
Tim Hoss: [color=ff9933]The fans have started to get behind the former tag champion, but is the former lawyer's mind on the tag team title match with MOP at Saved By The Bell and not on the job at hand
The bell rings and both men lock up in the center of the ring, TTS starts to overpower the lighter Shetty and slams him down with a mighty push and lands a series of punches when Shetty gets up. TTS trys to pick up Shetty by the legs but gets a knee in the face for his troubles. Shetty quickly rakes the eye, lands a DDT and goes for the cover
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TTS kicks out
Shetty smacks the mat in anger, gets up and drops TTS with a STO and goes for the cover again
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TTS kicks out
Shetty looks at the ref and screams "thats a three count" but the ref just ignores the claims. Shetty gets into the referee's face and starts shouting his mouth off, grabbing the ref's shirt and threatening to "lay you out like a mat".
Tim Hoss: Shetty is adament that Creed is trying to screw him out of the win...
Jesse King: Which he is
Tim Hoss: He's doing his job like the pro that he is. And speaking of pros, TTS is showing his experience by stalking his distracted opponent waiting for the perfect moment.
Shetty pushes Creed away and as he turns around TTS boots him in the gut and breaks him in two with the Pileup. TTS covers
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Michael Muffer: The winner of the match, TTS!
Tim Hoss: TTS proves why he is one of the best pound for pounds wrestlers in the world today with a quick victory over Inspector Shetty. He must be feeling confident for hs tag title match.
Jesse King: He was able to make the most of his opponent taking his eye of the ball, but Headbanger or Dave won't and TTS better know that.
Tim Hoss: But TTS isn't a stranger to the tag team division, he's a former tag champion and beat one of the best teams in WWCF's history to get the gold. TTS and M.O.P. can be a very formidble team if they get on the same page
Tournament of Honor First Round Match: JC Green V. Jonathan Michaels
Michael Muffer - The following contest is a first round match in the Tournament of Honor!
*Money*
JC Green saunters down to the ring, generally ignoring the crowd’s disdain for him.
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from The United Kingdom, weighing in at 227 pounds, JC Green!
*DOA*
Smoke fills the arena as Jonathan Michaels and Sara make their way to the ring.
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, accompanied by Sara Nakatomi, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!
The bell rings and the two lock up.
The two struggle for position, with Green gaining the edge and applying a hammerlock. Michaels reaches down and sweeps out Green’s leg, then goes for a Figure 4, but Green catches him in a small package!
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Kickout!
Both men back up, Michaels charges, but Green catches him by the legs, takes him down, jackknife!
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Kickout!
Both men back to their feet. Jonathan looks slightly taken aback, but once again locks up with Green. Go behind into a rear waistlock, Green counters with a go behind of his own, rollup!
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Kickout!
Green charges right ba- FADE TO BLACK!!! Cover!
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Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels!
Tim Hoss - Unbelievable! Green had things well at hand, Jess!
Jesse King - All it takes is one split second, Gorilla. That’s it all it takes.
Tim Hoss - Jonathan Michaels advances to the second round, and you have to wonder how Seth Drakin feels about that.
Jesse King - Knowing our CEO, it probably won’t take long for us to find out.
Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Tyfo V. Little Naitch
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Ladies and Gentleman our next match is another first round match in the Championship of Honor Tournament between The Southwest Connection facing each other.
Jesse King: Gorilla, did you just say that the Southwest Connection will be facing each other?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That is exactly what I just said and it should be one heckuva match so take it away Michael Muffer!
Michael Muffer: The following contest is a first round match in the Championship of Honor Tournament and is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, he is a former Hardcore Champion, a former three time World Tag Team Champion and a former World Heavyweight champion, I present to you the first WWCF Triple Crown Winner,and one half of the Greatest Tag Team of all time Liiiiiiiiiittttttttlllllllllllllllllle NNNNNAAAAAAAAIIIITTTCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The New Blackjacks Theme hits as Little Naitch struts his way down the aisle to a nice ovation.
Michael Muffer: His opponent tonight, he hails from Dallas, Texas, he weighs in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, he is a former Hardcore Champion, a former three time World Tag Team Champion, he is currently Mr Money in the Bank and is one half of the Greatest Tag Team of all time, this isssssss TYYYYYYYYYYFFFOOOOOOO!!!!
"The New Blackjacks theme hits as Tyfo comes walking down the aisle holding up high his Money in the Bank Briefcase in one hand and in the other giving the Long Horn salute."
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jess, I have been waiting for this match all night as these two guys know each other so well that this should be a wrestling classic.
Jesse King: I totally agree with you Gorilla as the Southwest Connection have been up and down the roads together for a very long time so this should be fun.
The referee calls for the bell as Tyfo and Naitch walk to the center of the ring and shake hands.
Gorilla: Awesome sign right there Jess as these two friends shake hands before this match gets started.
Jesse: These two men have nothing but respect for the other.
Tyfo and Naitch lock up in a collar and elbow tie up with Tyfo getting the advantage with a side headlock turned into a takeover.
Gorilla: Tyfo showing off his techinal prowess right away here Jess.
Jesse: Tyfo is not a slouch inside of that ring Gorilla as he is definitely one of the best technicians in the sport.
Tyfo sinches in the side headlock as Naitch grabs Tyfo's wait and pulls him over as the referee starts to count
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Tyfo rolls back over as the referee check in on Naitch.
Naitch works his way back up to his feet and backs up into the ropes and shoves Tyfo off to the other side. Tyfo rebounds but Naitch drops to the match and then pops right back up and when Tyfo rebounds back Naitch catches Tyfo with a huge powerslam!
Gorilla: Huge powerslam right there by the former World Champ which had to take a lot of breath out of Tyfo, Jess.
Jesse: Oh definitely Gorilla as Tyfo is slowly making his way back to his feet.
As Tyfo gets back up Naitch walks over, grabs a front face chancery on his tag team partner. Tyfo picks Naitch up by the legs and executes an inverted atomic drop. Naitch is in pain as Tyfo runs at Naitch and delivers a running clothesline that knocks Naitch down to the mat. Tyfo then picks Naitch up but only to put him in a sitting position and then drives his right knee right into the middle of Naitch's back.
Gorilla: Tyfo starting to go to work on the back of his tag team partner to no doubt soften up the back for the Texas Cloverleaf. You know Jess, our esteemed CEO must be enjoying what he is seeing since "the luck of the draw" paired these two up.
Jesse: First of all Gorilla, there is no proof that this was not just the luck of the draw so quit insinuating otherwise. Now second, yes, Tyfo is weakening the back to no doubt apply the Texas Cloverleaf.
Tyfo continues to drive his knee into the back of Naitch. Tyfo then picks Naitch in what looks to be a bodyslam but instead turns it into a back breaker.Tyfo stands up and drops an elbow onto the back. Tyfo picks up his tag team partner and whips him hard into the upper left hand turnbuckle as Naitch then crumples to the mat.
Gorilla: Tyfo is being very aggresive here tonight against his best friend and tag team partner.
Jesse: You sound surprised there Gorilla.
Gorilla: I kind of am Jess as I can not recall the last time I saw Tyfo like this.
Jesse: Let me remind you Gorilla that this is Tyfo's shot at advancing to the next round of this tournament and reminding all of us exactly why he is not only the Pain Train but also Mr Money in the Bank.
Tyfo walks over to Naitch, picks him but Naitch catches Tyfo with a knee to the gut, hooks the head and nails a HUGE DDT to a huge cheer. Naitch is holding his back in pain as he crawls over to the ropes and picks himself up. He walks over to Tyfo tries to pick him up but Tyfo rolls Naitch up in a SMALL PACKAGE! THE REFEREE COUNTS
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KICKOUT!!!
Gorilla: Whoa, this match might have just picked up here as Tyfo almost pinned Little Naitch right there.
Tyfo is the first one up followed by Naitch and Tyfo kicks Naitch in the gut, grabs the head , puts it into his stomach, double under hooks the arms and delivers a powerbomb!
Jesse: Nice double underhook powerbomb right there as Tyfo continues the attack on the lower back on Little Naitch.
Tyfo picks Little Naitch back up and whips him into the lower right hand corner and Tyfo follows Naitch but instead bounces off the ropes as Naitch comes out of the corner and Tyfo nails Naitch with a fantastic bulldog!! Tyfo rolls his partner over, goes for the cover and hooks the near leg.
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NAITCH KICKS OUT!!!
Gorilla: I CAN'T BELIEVE LITTLE NAITCH KICKED OUT OF THAT INCREDIBLE BULLDOG THAT WAS DELIEVER BY TYFO!!!!
Jesse: Little Naitch did not become a World Champion by not having a lot of guts and that took a ton of guts to kick out.
Tyfo picks Naitch back up but Naitch stuns his partner with a revere knife edge chop to the chest as the fans yell out Woooooooooo!!!
Gorilla: Huge chop by Naitch who is showing that he has a lot left here.
Naitch with another chop to Tyfo's chest which backs Tyfo up into the ropes. Naitch irish whips Tyfo inot the ropes and on the rebound Naitch nails Tyfo with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Gorilla: Naitch busting out a belly-to-belly that he does not use very often. Seth and Jazzman have to be loving this as the Southwest Connection are holding nothing back here tonight!
Jesse: You got that right Gorilla as the winner of this match faces Jazzman next week in the quarterfinals of this tournament.
Naitch backs up to the corner, runs out and drops a knee across Tyfo's forehead. Naitch then goes and grabs a hold of Tyfo's right leg but before he can do anything with it, Tyfo kicks Naitch off. Naitch gets back up as well as Tyfo. Naitch chops Tyfo in the chest which echoes throughout the WWCF Arena. The chop turns Tyfo with his back to Naitch who comes from behind, ducks his head under Tyfo's right arm, grabs Tyfo under the right leg, picks Tyfo up and crashed back into the mat with a belly to back suplex.
Gorilla: Naitch in control now here and it is only a matter of time before he takes his tag team partner to school.
Naitch picks Tyfo up but Tyfo knees Naitch in the gut which cause Naitch to bend over in pain. Tyfo quickly collects himself as he grabs Naitch's head and places it between his legs, grabs the stomach, lifts Naitch up and delivers a HUGE PILEDRIVER!!
Gorilla: OH MY GOODNESS! TYFO BRINGING THE PAIN TO NAITCH HERE WITH THAT PILEDRIVER! Tyfo is going for the cover and this has to be it!
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SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!!!
Gorilla: I CAN NOT BELIEVE LITTLE NAITCH KICKED OUT OF THAT AND THE FANS HERE ARE IN DISBELIEF!!!
Jesse: Tyfo really hit that piledriver really well but Little Naitch dug down deep and was able to get that shoulder up.
Tyfo goes to pick his partner up but this time it is Little Naitch who surprises Tyfo with a small package!!
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TYFO KICKS OUT!1
Tyfo gets up first as Little Naitch then gets up. Naitch catches Tyfo with a huge chop again that stings Tyfo a bit. Naitch then whips Tyfo into the ropes and on the rebound back drops Tyfo to the mat but then holds his back in pain.
Gorilla: This is a fantastic match and I dare to say a classic!! Naitch though is favoring that back again after that back drop that HE delievered.
Naitch waits for Tyfo to get up and when he does he charges at Tyfo with a running clothesline but Tyfo catches Naitch with a DROP KICK TO THE FACE!!!
Jesse: Tyfo knew exactly what his partner was doing and timed that drop kick perfectly Gorilla.
Gorilla: I agree completely there Jess as Tyfo knows Naitch better than anyone else here in the WWCF and I bet Naitch knows Tyfo just as well.
Tyfo rolls Naitch over to his stomach, steps over the back, sits down on the back and grabs Naitch right under the chin and pulls back on it.
Gorilla: Tyfo with a smart move here as he goes right back to work on his partners injured back.
Jesse: I don't think Tyfo is looking for the submission here but rather just inflict more pain to the back and weaken it even further before he locks in the Texas Cloverleaf.
Tyfo lets go of the hold as he picks Naitch up but Naitch digs down deep and wails a HUGE Chop to the chest of Tyfo. Naitch kicks Tyfo in the gut, once again locks in a front chancery but this time grabs Tyfo's left arm and drapes it over his nack and tries for a suplex but his back wont allow it so instead Naitch lets go of it, back up, runs at Tyfo and lifts a knee right to the gut which sends Tyfo crashing to the mat.
Gorilla: Naitch's back has to be in some serious pain since he was unable to get Tyfo up for that suplex attempt Jess.
Jesse: It looks that way Gorilla but Naitch is always thinking in that ring as he instead took all the air out of Tyfo with that running knee.
Gorilla: Good observation Jess but Naitch is wasting valuable time here by not following it up.
Naitch walks over to Tyfo's legs, picks up the left one and then goes for the FIGURE FOUR AND LOCKS IT IN!!!
Gorilla: THIS HAS TO BE IT JESSE!! THIS MOVE RIGHT HERE IS WHAT TOOK LITTLE NAITCH TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Jesse: The figure four looks to be locked in tight here but look Gorilla, Tyfo already has a hold of the bottom rope!
Gorilla: Wow, what a break here for Tyfo because if that hold was locked in in the center of the ring, this match would be over.
Jesse: I'm not quite sure about that Gorilla as Tyfo's legs have not been worked on by Naitch.
Naitch breaks the hold and can not believe that he was very close to the ropes. Naitch goes to pick up Tyfo but Tyfo connects Naitch with a reverse knife edge chop of his own which sends Naitch back a little. Tyfo realizes that he has Naitch stunned charges at Naitch and nails him with a leaping lariat!!
Gorilla: The pedulum has once again swung in favor of Mr Money in the Bank!
Tyfo waits for Little Naitch to get up and when he does Tyfo kicks Naitch in the gut, grabs his head and tucks it between his legs, grabs both arms in a double under hooks, picks Naitch up and drops Naitch across his knee!!
Gorilla: Tyfo again inflicting punishment to the back of his tag team partner! Tyfo throws up the Hook Em Horns as the crowd cheers Tyfo.
Tyfo goes over to Naitch's legs, picks them up, puts the left ankle under the right knee, hooks his hands between the legs, but before he can turn Naitch over, Naitch somehow pushes Tyfo off of him and Tyfo crashes to the mat.
Gorilla: Tyfo came close to locking in the Texas Clover Leaf but again Naitch somehow finds it in him to push Tyfo off.
Jesse: Little Naitch again shows everyone exactly why he is a former World Heavyweight Champion but to Tyfo's credit he is not letting up the assault.
Little Naitch slowly gets to his feet as Tyfo is still down as Tyfo hit the back of his head on the canvas. Naitch walks over to the lower left hand corner, walks out of the ring onto the apron and slowly climbs up the turnbuckle but Tyfo is up and punches Naitch in the gut.
Jesse: Both men want this match really bad as Little Naitch never goes to the top rope but I guess he thought he had time since Tyfo was knocked a bit silly for a few seconds.
Gorilla: Both men now Jesse are up on the turnbuckles as Tyfo is on the second turnbuckle on the inside but is facing the inside of the ring as Naitch is on the second turnbuckle on the outside and is now draped over Tyfo's shoulders. OH MY GOD!!!!!!
TYFO JUST JUMPED OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH LITTLE NAITCH DRAPED OVER HIS SHOULDER BUT IN MID AIR THREW NAITCH OVER HIS HEAD AND AS THEY TYFO LANDED, NAITCH'S GUT DROPS ACROSS TYFO'S KNEE!!!
FANS START CHANTING "HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP!"
Jesse: I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! TYFO WITH AN INCREDIBLE SUPER GUT BUSTER!! LITTLE NAITCH IS HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN PAIN!!
Tyfo now walks over to the legs and once again tries for the Texas Clover Leaf but unlike last time, he actually locks it in!
Gorilla: TYFO NOW HAS THE TEXAS CLOVER LEAF LOCKED IN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! WILL LITTLE NAITCH TAP?
The referee is in Little Naitch's face waiting for some kind of action.
I GIVE UP!! YES I GIVE UP!!!!
Gorilla: THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!! Tyfo lets go of the Texas Clover Leaf as the referee raises his hand and Tyfo is exhausted! Let's get the official word from Michael Muffer.
Michael Muffer; Here is your winner and advances to the second round of the Championship of Honor Tournament, MISTER MONEY IN THE BANK, TYYYYYYYYYYFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gorilla: Folks what we just saw was indeed a wrestling classic. Now I may not always agree with what Seth Drakin does but that is what the Championship of Honor is all about.
Jesse: I could not have said it better myself Gorilla as the Southwest Connection really took it to one another the entire match with neither man not giving an inch. Those two tonight showed the entire wrestling world exaclty what wrestling is.
Gorilla: The fans are all on their feet giving both men a huge standing ovation as Tyfo walks over to his partner and helps him to his feet.The two men embrace right in the middle of the ring as The New Blackjacks theme plays throughout the arena. Tonight wrestling fans, you saw two men who left everything they had in the ring and Tyfo comes out on top and advances to face Jazzman in the next round.
Jesse: Gorilla, it was a pleasure calling that match with you. Tyfo takes one step closer to winning the Championship of Honor but his next opponent if a former holder of that belt in Jazzman but we'll worry about that later as right now the Southwest Connection just tore down the house and are leaving like they came in, tag team partners and friends.
Gorilla: Fans, we'll be right back.
Hardcore Championship V. Ranking Match: The Boiler Room Brawler (c) V. Evil M(#1)
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And we're back, King. What an exciting first round of Championship of Honor matches.
Jesse King: Yes indeed, TH, but I've been waiting for the next two matches all night. It's Evil M versus Boiler Room Brawler and then Yellowjacket versus DR Jackson.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Truth Coalition has the chance to capture two titles, Jesse, but they also have the chance to lose their rankings.
Jesse King: This could very well build up to the Hardcore Champion versus the Inter-Forum Champion at Saved By The Bell.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But The Truth Coalition has two chances tonight to change all that, let's join the action.
Michael Muffer: Our next match of the evening is a Rankings versus Hardcore Championship Match!
Kane's organ music hits the speakers as the arena goes black.
Michael Muffer: First, the challenger for the Hardcore Championship, and the Number One Contender for the Inter-Forum Championship...
Pyro explodes as the organ music segues to "Men on the Thunderstruck Mountain" and Evil M walks down the aisle.
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Rockland, MA and weighing in at 315lbs... Evil M!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The first half...
Jesse King: The brawny half.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Yes, the first half of the Truth Coalition, Evil M, easily one of the biggest members of the roster...
Jesse King: Rivaled only by the Boiler Room Brawler and DR Jackson...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And newcomer Titanothere.
Evil M steps over the top rope and gestures his arms to the ceiling.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He is taking on a fellow hoss on this roster, the Boiler Room Brawler.
Evil M suddenly brings his arms down as pyro ignites off of the ring corners.
Jesse King: Evil M's got the height, but BRB's got the weight.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It'll be like two bulls butting heads, King.
Jesse King: Yes indeed, but my money's on the Boiler Room Brawler.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This will be his second title defense since he won it from Jonathan Michaels last year. BRB has skirted by for some time without having to make many title defenses-
Jesse King: Jackson too, don't forget that!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: True...
Michael Muffer: And now, his opponent...
"You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers as BRB comes running out to cheers from the crowd.
Jesse King: You hear that, TH? BRB has won the fans over!
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Rockford, IL and weighing in at 340lbs... the Boiler... Room... Brawler!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: 345lbs?
BRB crosses into the ring.
Jesse King: He looks a little lighter, but not much, has some ways to go. Maybe he's been hanging in the Boiler Room for too long.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Must be turning over a new leaf.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson starts the match as M and BRB lock arms.
Jesse King: And the two bulls lock horns!
M pushes himself away from BRB.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Evil M easily has the reach advantage, but BRB is a tough customer to move.
BRB runs for M, but M raises his leg in time to deliver an impromptu big boot, knocking BRB on his back.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Fast thinking by Evil M! That had to have rocked BRB's skull!
Jesse King: Are you kidding? Have you seen what it takes to take down BRB?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Have you seen what it takes for Evil M to take down other people? This is a rarity for both men: an even match.
Evil M crosses over the ropes as BRB shakes his head in surprise.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Evil M wasting no time.
Jesse King: BRB, despite being Hardcore Champion, isn't really a hardcore wrestler.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This is true. He prefers to use his size as an advantage over his opponents.
Jesse King: A common misconception.
Evil M finds a chair as BRB crosses through the ropes from a different side of the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But it looks like BRB is joining Evil M by going to the outside.
Evil M walks up to BRB and swings the chair at him, but BRB takes a quick step back and then spears Evil M to the ground.
Jesse King: Lucky break for BRB, but he's smart enough to capitalize.
BRB gets up, picks up the chair and slams it down on Evil M's midsection.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB is wasting no time with Evil M.
Jesse King: Well if BRB thinks that this match is half as even as you do then he's apprehensive about taking it slow with someone who could stop him from facing Jackson.
Evil M gets up but BRB is there to headlock him and take him to the ground.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB's never been the greatest mat technician but his weight gives him a lot of potential.
Jesse King: What's he doing to Evil M? Get him to submit?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Now there's something that you never see: a submission victory in a hardcore match.
BRB lets Evil M go and gets up on the apron and waits for him to get up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB seems to be jockeying for a high risk position here.
Jesse King: I keep saying that he should play it safe, but now he's pandering to the fans and that could cost him.
Evil M stands up as BRB leaps at him, but he catches BRB and powerslams him onto the chair.
Jesse King: Oh no!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Some quick thinking on Evil M's part there!
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson goes for the count as Evil M locks in BRB's leg. He counts 1... 2... and BRB kicks out.
Jesse King: Whew!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That was a close one for BRB.
Jesse King: I said it too - he has to be more careful.
Evil M and BRB get up, and Evil M thrusts his hand at BRB's throat, knocking him down.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Evil M is taking advantage of BRB's misstep there...
Evil M backs up and then runs to BRB and drives his elbow into the sternum.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Can you imagine the power behind that elbow drop, King?
Jesse King: BRB isn't acting enough like the hungry wolf that he was before. He's already grown complacent.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This could be his wakeup call.
Evil M helps BRB to his feet and then kicks him in the midsection, making him bend over.
Jesse King: Oh no!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: This could be it!
Evil M waistlocks BRB and lifts him up for a powerbomb, but BRB reverses, toppling Evil M and making him land on top of the chair.
Jesse King: Yes! A Boiler Room Bomb onto a chair! That's our Hardcore Champion!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Whoah!
BRB locks one of M's legs and Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson goes for the count. 1... 2... 3!
"You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers.
Jesse King: Stop losing weight BRB! It's doing you good!
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner by pinfall, your new Number One Contender for the Inter-Forum Championship and still your Hardcore Champion... Boiler Room Brawler!
BRB gets up, grabs his belt and pipe wrench, and heads out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB pulled some risky stunts tonight but Evil M took it to him and only lost by a simple reversal.
Jesse King: BRB has to be careful or else Jackson-
A sudden explosion knocks BRB down onto the ramp.
Jesse King: Oh no! The Man in Black struck again! Security!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No King, look.
Evil M has his hand extended in BRB's direction, a stern look on his face.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Just as people forget that BRB is not primarily a hardcore wrestler, people forget that Evil M also can summon fire onto his opponents.
Jesse King: Well, like I was going to say, Jackson is an opportunist who does not give his opponents any breaks and BRB has to be ready for that.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And speaking of which, why don't we move on to the main event?
WWCF Inter-Forum Championship Match: “Damn Right” Jackson (c) V. Yellow Jacket
Men on the Thunderstruck Mountain
Yellow Jackets music hits and the crowd erupt in boos, he limps out with a bandage over his forehead and another over his midsection, but he tries to act as if it doesn't bother him, trying to his best attempt at his trademark entrance that he can.
Jesse King: Look at him, he's a wreck! There is no way he should be competing tonight
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I actually agree with you there, however I guess that's the price you have to pay when you rank so high up. You always have to be ready for your shot against the Champion.
Jesse King: But how typical is it of DR Jackson to announce this match right after we see Yellow Jacket get laid out.
Yellow Jacket stands on the top turnbuckle with his arms raised high as he soaks in the boos, he jumps down and winces in pain.
"Too Black... Too Strong... Damn Right!"
Bring Tha Noise - Public Enemy feat. Anthrax
The crowd continues to boo as The Inter-Forum Champion steps out of the curtain in his white suit look as confident as ever. He struts his way down to the ring with a big smile on his face, but before getting into the ring he walks over to the announcers desk and gets in Jesse Kings face... Jesse doesn't respond, so Jackson gets into the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What's wrong Jesse? You're never this quiet.
Jesse King: ...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Anyway, circumstances aside, I'm really looking forward to this match, probably as much as the competitors themselves. These two men started here in the WWCF at the same time and despite taking on two different paths, both to the fans cagrin they have crossed paths many times... Be it in battle royals or teaming up together in tag team competition... But here they are, going one on one in the Main Event of Monday NiteRaw for the Inter-Forum Championship!
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, here we are at our main event of the evening, brought to you by Quiznos the home of the new The Sam Family Sub.
The following contest is scheduled for One Fall with No Time Limit and it is for the World Wrestlecrap Federation Inter-Forum Championship!
Introducing first the challenger hailing from Lancaster, Pennsylvania standing at 5'10" and weighing in tonight at 224 pounds, he is one half of the Truth Coalition, ranking at number 2... Yellow Jacket!
Yellow Jacket is jumping left and right pumping himself up to the fans disdain.
And now hailing from West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania standing at 6'5" and weighing in tonight at 300 pounds, he is the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, The Black Dynasty... "Damn Right" Jackson!
Jackson simply leans back on the ropes with a big smile on his face. and the crowd continue to boo.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Wow, even with a huge introduction like that, the crowd don't care for either man here tonight, this is going to be interesting.
The bell sounds and Yellow Jacket measures up the larger Jackson, Jackson simply kicks Yellow Jacket in the gut and Yellow Jacket just drops to the ground in pain.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And Jackson just drops Yellow Jacket in the opening moments of the match!
Jackson picks up Yellow Jacket and does kidney punch after kidney punch and Yellow Jacket yells out in agony. Jackson picks Yellow Jacket up and hits a sidewalk slam back breaker and arrogantly goes for a pin with one foot, but after two Yellow Jacket kicks out.
Jackson then does a hard Irish Whip into the corner, and on impact, Yellow Jacket falls to the ground. After that Jackson simply throws Yellow Jacket across the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jackson is simply asserting his authority and utilizing his size advantage over the weakened Yellow Jacket, this doesn't look good for him.
Jackson goes for another cocky pin.
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Yellow Jacket kicks out to surprisingly a small pop from the crowd.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I'm sure the ring with "Damn Right" Jackson is the last place that Yellow Jacket wants to be right now, but he fought hard to get this title shot and I don't think he'll be throwing it away, no matter how much it hurts just to kick out! And I think the crowd have noticed this.
Jackson picks Yellow Jacket up and goes for a delayed Vertical Suplex but Yellow Jacket floats over and hits a headlock take down on Jackson and locks in a headlock in the middle of the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And out of nowhere, Yellow Jacket uses his inner ring general to turn the tides, that headlock in in tight!
Jackson is trying to reach for the ropes, but he's simply too far away, Yellow Jacket wrenches on the hold even tighter.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I think Jackson is trapped! He has nowhere to go and that headlock is just going to get tighter and tighter...
Jesse King: TAP! FINISH HIM!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh you can talk after all.
Jackson keeps flailing inthe pain, but eventually he firmly plants both hands to the mat and pushes himself up onto his feet with Yellow Jacket on his back. Jackson then reaches behind and grabs Yellow Jacket and lifts him up into a Gorilla Press Position and simply drops him.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And just like that, Jackson uses his size advantage to turn the tides back to his favor.
Instead of capitalising, Jackson leans back on the ropes and tries to collect himself after that headlock, he then eventually approaches Yellow Jacket who dropkicks Jackson in the knees, making him fall to his knees. Followed by his Short Arm Clothesline. Yellow Jacket starts delivering Elbow Drops to DR Jackson before going for another headlock, but Jackson gets to the ropes.
Both men get to their feet and stare eachother down. Jackson smiles and slaps Yellow Jacket in the face, right where he was hit with the Bom-Ba Ye last week and this makes Yellow Jacket drop to one knee. DR Jackson goes for another one, but Yellow Jacket catches it and hits a knife edge chop, followed by another, and another until Jackson is in the corner. Yellow Jacket takes a step back and runs at Jackson with a clothesline in the corner. Followed by another then finally a third to ground Jackson.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It looks like Yellow Jacket his found his second wind here, he is taking it to Jackson.
Yellow Jacket drags Jackson to the middle of the ring and picks him up and hits him with a German Suplex and bridges over for a pin.
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Gorilla Tim Hoss: Cover!
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Jesse King: New Champion!
Jackson kicks out right before the three count and Yellow Jacket is fuming. He struggles Jackson to his feet and goes for a punch, but Jackson blocks it and goes for a punch of his own. Jacket catches the punch again and applies a wrist lock.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And once again Yellow Jacket uses his in-ring skill to take it to the big man.
Jackson reverses the wrist lock in an arm wrench of his own and follows up with a big lariat. Jackson picks Yellow Jacket up and places Yellow Jackets head between his legs.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Uh oh, I don't like the look of this here... OK Jesse King, are you going to contribute anything?
Jesse King: ...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Hey! Where are you going?
Jackson then picks Yellow Jacket up for a powerbomb but Jesse King jumps to the apron and yells out to Jackson "You piece of crap! What is your problem? Picking on helpless people, defeated, retired, injured... aslong as you have an advantage. Is that you're MO?", this provides a long enough distraction for Yellow Jacket to reverse the Powerbomb into a Crossface, right into the middle of the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: CROSSFACE! Yellow Jacket his the crossface! There's nowhere for Jackson to run!
Jackson is flailing in pain moments away from tapping, he tries to stand up but is unable to move, Yellow Jacket cinches the hold in tigher. Jesse King, still on the apron shouts "That's it! Tap you son of a bitch!", suddenly the referee Lloyd McFloyd runs up to Jesse King and tells him to get down and back to the desk, he refuses... then out of nowhere Lloyd McFloyd ejects Jesse King from the arena!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: My god! Jesse King ejected? I never thought I'd see the day!
During all this commotion, DR Jackson takes advantage of distraction and rakes at Yellow Jackets eyes, forcing him to let go. Jackson then picks Yellow Jacket up for another Gorilla Press Slam, but Yellow Jacket wriggles out and hits a dropkick, sending Jackson into the corner. Yellow Jacket follows up with a huge Stinger Splash and Jackson is groggy, Yellow Jacket follows up with The Sting! But Yellow Jackets back gives out and is unable to make the pin, both men are down.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Wow, what a turn of events, Yellow Jacket lays Jackson out with his finisher but due to the toll both men have taken on their bodies, both men are down.
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Both men are slowly stirring
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Jackson is using the corner ropes to get back to his feet and Yellow Jacket toughs it out and gets up on his own. Both men make it up, Yellow Jacket again goes for a Stinger Splash, but Jackson sees this one coming and catches him mid jump with a HUGE Spear!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: OH MY GOD! What a spear, that CAN'T be good for Yellow Jackets ribs!
Yellow Jacket is writhing in pain as Jackson confidently stands over him with a smile on his face. He picks up the limp Yellow Jacket and lays him out with the powerbomb.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: OK, this has gone on long enough, stop this!
Instead of going for the pin, Jackson picks up Yellow Jacket again and the ref pleads with Jackson just to end it now, Jackson smiles and nods and hoists Yellow Jacket up for a Anxiety Adjustment, Jackson jumps down to his knees, but instead of letting go he holds up and gets back to his feet, and hits a second Anxiety Adjustment before getting to his feet one last time and locking in the High Attitude. The ref immediately calls for the bell. Jackson shrugs Yellow Jacket off his shoulders and he drops to the ground.
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match via submission and STILL WWCF Inter-Forum Champion... "Damn Right" Jackson!
Bring Tha Noise - Public Enemy feat. Anthrax
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Despite not being cleared to wrestle after last weeks hellacious beat down. Yellow Jacket gave the Champ a genuine fight for that title, and didn't back down. However in the end his injuries would catch up with him and DR Jackson would take advantage and make his first title defense a successful one. You may not like it, but "Damn Right" Jackson is taking his Inter-Forum Championship to Saved By The Bell!
Good night everybody!
Credits: Smokin’ Vokoun, Square, Evil M, LittleNaitch, BRB and DR Jackson
