Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - April 4, 2010
4/9/10
Sean Kelly - Welcome to WWCF Sunday Night Heatz!!1
Michael Gettenpill - We have a big show for you tonight! I’m Michael Gettenpill.
Sean Kelly - And I’m Sean Kelly. Tonight on Heatz!!1, we have The General of the Monkey Army battling The Hardcore Houdini, Griffin Ward.
Michael Gettenpill - After that, we have a battle between the Hangman and Blackout.
Sean Kelly - And in our main event, Inspector Shetty battles the hot newcomer, Kris Kobain!
Sean Kelly - Both men impressed at Saved by the Bell, but it wasn‘t enough, as Jay Carroll was the one who came out on top in the six pack challenge.
Michael Gettenpill - Tonight, these two rising stars will show the fans why they shouldn‘t count them out just yet!!
The General of the Monkey Army V. Griffin Ward
Jerry Fish - The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*King Kong 2004*
The General emerges from the back, accompanied by Bongo and Tinkers.
Fish - Introducing first, The General of the Monkey Army!
The General enters the ring as Bongo and Tinkers return to the back.
Kelly - We’re seeing a more serious side to the General now, Michael. Bongo and Tinkers not staying at ringside shows me that he’s done playing around and ready to get serious.
*Through the Fire and Flames*
Griffin Ward emerges from backstage, smiling cockily as the crowd showers him with boos.
Fish - And his opponent, The Houdini of Hardcore, Griffin Ward!
Gettenpill - And here comes the man with the most ironic nickname in the company. Ward has yet to pick up a win in the WWCF, but tonight could be a turning point, as well as a huge opportunity, against the veteran General.
The bell rings.
The two lock up, go behind by Ward, into a takedown, maneuvers into a front facelock. The General powers out of it and hiptosses Ward. Ward back up, but the General meets him with some punches, then clothesline’s him over the top rope. Ward get’s to his feet and rolls back in. Another lock up, The General applies a hammerlock, Ward escapes it and holds onto the leg. Figure 4 attempt, countered into a small package!
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2!
Kickout!
Ward springs to his feet and kick’s the General in the head, then follows up with a swinging neck breaker! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Ward pulls the General up and set’s for a suplex, but it’s blocked! The General throws Ward face first to the mat! Ward to his feet, but he walks right into the Monkey Paw! Cover!
1!
2!
The General pulls Ward’s shoulder up and instead locks on the Monkey Wrench! Ward taps!
Fish - Here is your winner, The General of the Monkey Army!
The Hangman V. Blackout
Jerry Fish - The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit!
*A backbeat plays, but there is no rapping as Blackout makes his way to the ring*
Fish - Introducing first, Blackout!
*Ballad of a Hangman*
The Hangman walks out, with Amigo following behind him.
Fish - And his opponent, accompanied by Amigo, The Hangman!
Gettenpill - This should be quite a match, Sean. The Hangman has shown he can be a dominating force when he wants to be, while Blackout has shown that instability can still lead to victory.
The bell rings and the two tieup. Blackout fires off some punches, knocking Hangman back, but when he goes for the big one, Hangman catches it, hoists him up, and slams him down to the mat! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Hangman pulls Blackout up, but he’s hammered with some punches to the midsection, then a running forearm, and finally, a body press that knocks him to the mat! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Both men are up, Blackout with some punches, then a kick to the midsection, off the ropes, goes for a kick to the face, but Hangman catches the leg! Single leg sweep, and he holds onto the leg and sits down on Blackout for a cover!
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2!
3!
Fish: Here is your winner, The Hangman!
Amigo enters and raises Hangman’s hand. Blackout is on his feet and he get’s up in Hangman’s face. The two look ready to fight some more, but suddenly they stop, smile, and shake hands. Amigo steps in between and raises both men’s arms.
Kelly - What just happened here?
Gettenpill - I think Blackout just joined the Human Hate Machines, Sean!
Main Event: Kris Kobain V. Inspector Shetty
Jerry Fish: The following match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit.
*Wannabe in LA*
Inspector Shetty enters to a chorus of boos. He ignores them and continues on his way, talking trash about his opponent the whole time.
Fish - Introducing first, Inspector Shetty!
*Siva*
Kobain comes crashing through the blue “KOBAIN” sign and makes his way to the ring.
Fish - And his opponent, Kris Kobain!
Kobain charges into the ring, where Shetty immediately pounces on him. The Inspector hammers Kobain into the mat, then delivers the Calcutter!
Kelly - Looks like this one is over before it even got started, Michael!
Shetty in for the cover!
1!
2!
Kobain inches his shoulder off the mat!
Gettenpill - Kobain not about to go down without fighting!
Shetty picks Kobain up and slams him into the corner. A series of kicks and punches, then he rams Kobain’s head into the turnbuckle! Kobain bounces to the mat with a thud! Cover!
1!
2!
He get’s the shoulder up!
Kelly - Kris Kobain is refusing to stay down! Shetty is gonna have to pull out all the stops!
Shetty angrily tosses Kobain to the outside, then begins to remove the turnbuckle pad. Referee John Creed tries to stop him, but backs off after Shetty barely misses with a punch aimed at Creed’s head! He then rolls to the outside, grabs Kobain, and rams him into the ringpost. He then slams his head on the apron before rolling him back into the ring. Cover!
1!
2!
Shoulder up at 2 and seven eighths!
Gettenpill - How is Kobain still in this?!
Kelly - I have no idea, Michael, but I can’t see him lasting much longer after all this punishment!
Shetty lifts Kobain up on his shoulder, preparing to ram his head into the exposed turnbuckle. He runs towards the corner, but Kobain suddenly slides free and shoves Shetty into the turnbuckle! Rollup!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Kelly - Unbelievable! I thought Kobain was finished!
Shetty grabs Kobain and goes for the Calcutter again, but Kobain manages to get out of it and hit a clothesline! Kobain starts gathering strength now, but it’s obvious that Shetty has more left in the tank. Kobain misses a dropkick, allowing Shetty to once again gain control of the match.
Gettenpill - Well, give Kobain credit for lasting as long as he did, but it looks like this is gonna be it.
Shetty whip’s Kobain into the ropes, then bounces off the other side, looking for the Indian De-Railment, but Kobain ducks out of the way! Shetty hit’s air, then turns into a dropkick from Kobain! Shetty get’s to his feet, only to be met with a DDT! Both men are down, but Kobain uses the ropes to pulls himself up! Moving as fast as he can, he pulls Shetty to corner and climbs to the top rope, Afterburn! Cover!
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3!
Fish - Here is your winner, Kris Kobain!
Gettenpill - Can you believe it?! Kris Kobain just defeated Inspector Shetty!
Kelly - He took a beating, but in the end, Shetty fell to the up and comer, who just scored his first WWCF win!
Gettenpill - A simply amazing display! Well, that’s all the time we have.
Kelly - For Michael Gettenpill, I’m Sean Kelly. Goodnight!
Credit: Evil M
