Monday Niteraw - January 12, 2009

Monday Niteraw
January 12, 2009
Episode 6

(Monday Niteraw opens up with the Niteraw logo and theme music. We pan into Parts Unknown Arena located in Parts Unknown City to the announce booth where we are greeted by commentators D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski.)

D-Day Dave- Welcome to Monday Niteraw!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have a great show for you tonight and we are kicking it off with King Of WrestleCrap second round matches. First up we have Square who will be accompanied by Starshine going up against Motor-Colt.

Madman Szalinski- That is right D-Dave and in the second match we have Koda89 going up against TromboneMan.

Dave- Then we have a tag team match between Metylerca and M.O.P. against Justice and Providence.

Madman- After that we get back into King Of WrestleCrap action with The Tank face Seth Drakin in a return match between the two.

Dave- Then after that we have Stryker going up against Evil Masked wordlifeecw.

Madman- Then in our main event we have Above Average and grbjazzman taking on WWCF Tag Team Champions The Southwest Connection littlenaitch and Tyfo in a non-title match.

Dave- Wow you did all that and the cigarette in your mouth didn’t even fall out.

Madman- What can I say. I’m gifted.
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The Lion's Roar is heard as Soil's 'Pride' kicks in as grbjazzman, M.O.P, and Metylerca make their to the ring. The get in the ring as jazzman grabs the stick.

Ya know, everywhere I've been going people have asked me, 'what's going on, jazzman?' Well, now is the time. I told the WWCF that changes were coming and change has come to the WWCF starting today. You see, after my losing streak I started to see that you don't go anywhere without friends. So, I had to find some. The idea was to find some other young lions like me and together, we would have each others back. That's what The Pride is all about, we hunt together and help each other. We respect all the guys on top of the company for what they did, but they need to know that we are on their levels as well. I just pinned the World Champ and and the #1 contender for the Forum title. Metylerca just went through hell at Family Reigns. M.O.P. is well on his way to proving that he might be the best export form New Jersey!

*M.O.P Takes the mic*

You know something Jazzman. It seems like the only way to get noticed around here is to be part of some sort of stable. But a new guy like me didn't know where to fit in. I respect the guys in The Story, but I don't feel like I belong with them. The Family's always rubbed me the wrong way, and it looks like the NWC's on the outs.

And then Jazzman, you approached me. You, metal, and I all got things in common. We're all hungry newcomers looking to make an impact in the WWCF. We've all got a code of honor to us, too. And most importantly, we got our pride. I look forward to working with you two, and more importantly, getting some championship gold. Because I think it's time for the Pride to go on the hunt.

*Metylerca jumps on the stick

Yeah guys, I was the first one to get a shot at the top, and while I might have not had the best of things the last few weeks, I need to taste that again. You guys are a group of guys I know I can stand by and we can bring Pride back to WWCF. And it starts tonight. M.O.P. and I are going to bring the fight to Justice and Providence and show them what it feels like when you Ride The Lightning!

*grbjazzman takes the mic back

And tonight, Above Average and I get to take on The Southwest Connection. I know I can stand by him for help even if we are going to be going to battle at King of Wrestlercrap. But tonight Tyfo and Littlenaitch, tonight, you'll learn first hand that PRIDE NEVER DIES!!!

The Pride leaves to the ovation of the fans as we go back to D-Dave and Madman

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(Before the first match, Head Detective Aaron Enigma comes out on the entrance ramp with a chair and with a notebook. He sits down and watches the following match scribbling notes down.)

Opening Match
King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match
Square W/Starshine
VS
Motor-Colt

The match begins with Square taking the advantage first putting Motor-Colt in a headlock. Motor-Colt pushes Square away from him and locks on an arm hammer lock on Square. Square reverses it and then rams Colt’s shoulder into the turnbuckle and follows that up with a big lifted knee to the face of Colt. Square goes for the cover but only gets a two count.

Square picks up Colt and signals for a pile driver but Colt lifts him up and hits a big back body drop. Colt picks up Square and rams an elbow into his face followed up by a leg sweep sending Square to the ground. Colt picks up Square and sets him up for The Story On Page One but Starshine gets up on the apron drawing the ref away. Starshine pulls the ref in and tosses half of the steel pole into the ring for Square to grab. Square low blows Colt and grabs the pole. Colt gets up and Square swings at him with the pole but Colt ducks it and kicks Colt in the gut and hits The Story On Page One for the win.

Michael Muffer- And here is your winner…………….MOTOR-COLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave- Well there you have it. The Non-American Heroes try to steal one but Motor-Colt doges their tricks and wins the match to go onto the semi-finals of the King Of WrestleCrap tournament.

Madman- Yeah great win by Motor-Colt. He went in their on a mission to take down the enemy and executed the stratagetic defense affirmatively.

Dave- Have you been hanging out with the General Of The Monkey Army again?

Madman- Yeah he taught me all kinds of cool stuff to say.

Dave- Wait a minute something is going on in the ring.

(After the match Motor-Colt makes his exit just as Stryker Dark Silence and MiLo Duck come running out with chains wrapped around their fists. They take out both Square and Starshine with the weapons. Stryker gets on the mic.)

I want you to remember this Ant. Remember this Square, and remember this Star. You try and make me look like a bitch? You cross the line! You cross the line! Well you know what? This sleeper will become your noose! YOUR NOOSE! *rips bandaid off his head and slaps at the stitches Flair style, busting it open again, blood starts flowing down face* Disfigure me? Crimson mask?! CRIMSON MASK?! YOU THINK SOME BLOOD WILL STOP ME?! *Stops, breathes heavily and spits the blood thats dripping over his mouth, stares maniacally at the camera* You started this spring coiling up, and sooner or later it will unleash. YOU'LL BLEED MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE!! CROSS THE LINE?! THE LINE WILL BE RED WHEN I'M DONE!! *Stops and contemplates for a moment, and laughs through the blood, now totally masked* You see, there's a whole lot going on in this Fed right now, and we got ourselves a fully booked PPV coming up, so I'm not going to put anymore at our commisioner's door, but at the end of February, we're going to take redemption to a whole new level in this Federation. It will be me and Milo, Stryker Duck Silence, vs you two schmucks in a Dog Collar Chain Cage match! Until then, you got 6 weeks of living in fear. YOU TWO WILL SUFFER LIKE YOU NEVER IMAGINED WOULD HAPPEN! WE'LL BEAT YOU ALL OVER THE ARENA! CROSS THE LINE!? CROSS THE LINE?! YOU CROSSED OUR LINE SQUARE AND STARSHINE, AND WE WILL STRIKE YOU OUT!

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*Camera walks into foggy, dark playground*
*Three figures are slowly rocking on the swings*
*Comes closer, reveals Stevie, Krazy and Eli*

Stevie: What did we tell you? We told you that we were going to purify every one of you, one at a time, like it or not. We taught Enigma Mocktail a good lesson, we took them down from their high shelf. When you put yourself up that high...

Krazy: You will fall, kiddo *chuckles eerily*

Eli: We told you, but you didn't listen. It's because you see us as nothings, little disturbances. Now you don't, we see eye to eye now, don't we? Did nobody ever warn 'yins that the kids you kicked around in school will come back to haunt you? The freaks, they're the real annihalators.

Stevie: Exactly. And, you know who you are, you're next. We aren't going down without a-

Krazy: Fight *laughs maniacally*

Stevie: Kraze, could you stop finishing my sentences? We've got something better to finish.

*Krazy grins*

Krazy: Consider yourselves warned, all those that lie in our path.

*Static breakup, camera blinks into white noise*

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(The Sam is sitting in The Family locker room reading a cereal box when Tromboneman walks in. The Sam jumps up.)
The Sam - So Trombone, are ya ready to beat that clown tonight?
Tromboneman - Sure, listen. I just want to say it's great having you back. But why would Dave fire you only to hire you back?
TS - Personally, I think it was a political move. Since I was the man behind the highest buyrate in WWCF PPV history, I don't think he's really that upset with me. All my punishment was is having my salary cut in half and having to face a mystery opponent at King of the Wresctlecrap, which by the way, you will be.
TM - Well, aren't you afraid of who your opponent might be?
TS - Well, to tell you the truth, I'm a little worried. But don't worry, I'm The Sam. I always come out on top.
TM - Yeah, I guess your right. I mean sure half of the boys back here would love to rip your head off and break every bone in your body and smash every organ and tear you limb from limb and devour you whole. I mean, just thinking about what they could do to you...they could rip out your eyeballs or cut off your tongue or bite off your thumbs or smash your genitals...


TS - (looking scared out of his mind) STOP! STOP!....I mean, we better get out to the ring. The match is abut to start.
(The Sam and Tromboneman leave the locker room as The Sam looks worried)

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King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match
Koda89
VS
TromboneMan W/ The Sam09

*"In The Mood" by Glen Miller hits the PA System and almost instantly, TromboneMan leaps out of the entrance curtains in sheer delight with a huge smile on his face - Money In The Bank Breifcase and Trombone in hand. TromboneMan seems unaffected by the audience's booing and jeering and just continues to dance his way badly down the entrance ramp, as per usual.

TromboneMan makes his way into the ring as requests a mic from G. Neric.*

TM: I'm sure you all saw last week as I - TromboneMan made my way past the first round of this King Of WrestleCrap tournament by beating out... What was his name? Or well, doesn't matter... The point is that this week, I am excited. I've been told that I am to be going face-to-face with the freak of nature known as Koda89? Well I just want this Koda89 to know that this wrestling business has no room for freaks like you, and to prove it, not only am I going to beat you tonight, but I vow that I am going to go on to win this entire King Of Wrestlecrap tournament!

Just like the Money In The Bank Ladder Match, just like the Phantom Of The Opera Match, I am going to come out victorious just like I have so many other times, and prove that I am the best damn thing going today!

*By this point, the crowd is at a fever pitch, just hoping that someone, anyone will shut this guy up.*

TM: Now, if you excuse me, I'd like to take this time to play a little something for all you ingrates!

*Despite the fan's booing, TromboneMan calmly picks up his Trombone from the corner of the ring. After taking a few deep breaths he starts to play a few notes, but before he can fully get into a song, he is cut off by "Agent Of Chaos" hitting the PA system. TromboneMan, looking pissed starts yelling towards Koda89 who is already on his way towards the ring, laughing. Koda89 jumps into the ring as TromboneMan puts down his trombone towards the corner of the ring as the TimeKeeper rings the bell for the match.


The match starts out with TromboneMan taking the advantage by attacking Koda before the bell even rings. He punishes Koda in a corner with punches and kicks similar to steve austin’s. the ref makes him back up for a clean break and he does so. TromboenMan picks up Koda and hits a beautiful snap suplex on the demented clown. TromboneMan goes for the cover but only get s two count. TromboneMan picks up Koda and irish whips him on the ropes locks on a sleeper hold.

TromboneMan wears down Koda with the sleeper and gets Koda down to the ground and looking unconscious. The ref raises Koda’s arm and it falls. He raises it again and accidently pulls Koda’s ARM OUT OF THE SOCKET!! The ref is confused and throws the arm out of the ring and TromboneMan is so surprised he lets go of the hold and Koda pokes him in the eyes and then tosses him out over the top rope. TromboneMan is on the ground and The Sam goes to help him up. Koda jumps to the outside and pulls a flower out of his pockets. He comes up from behind The Sam patting on the Sam’s shoulder. The Sam turns around and Koda squeezes the flower and sprays some type of green venom into The Sam’s eyes and the Sam starts laughing uncontrollably and falls to the ground. Koda picks up TromboneMan and tosses him back into the ring. Koda stomps on TromboneMan a bit and then acts like his hand is hurting and grabs it. The ref comes to check it out and grabs Koda’s hand and the ref starts to shake from some type of buzz gag and falls to the floor. Koda picks up TromboneMan and spews green venom into the face of TromboneMan and hits the Killing Joke for the pin.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner…………….KODA89!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madman- What in the hell did we just see?

Dave- I don’t know but this crowd loves it. Finally someone has given The Family some of their own medicine.

Madman- Where do you think I can get some of that mist? Do you think it is like laughing gas that gets you high?

Dave- Uhhh………..oookay.

Dave - I guess I better tell Sam who his opponent will be.

(Dave gets up from the commentary table and grabs a microphone as The Sam stands in the ring with Tromboneman)
Dave - Well Sam, are you ready to meet your opponent?
(The Sam looks at the entrance ramp with a look of sweaty fear on his face)
Dave - Please welcome The Sam's opponent at "King of Wrestlecrap". They stand at 5'8. They weigh in at 185 pounds. They hail from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Please welcome...
("Vermillion" by Slipknot plays as Eli walks down the ramp)
Dave – ELI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(a smile spreads on The Sams face as Eli walks to the ring. Eli enters the ring and stands in front of The Sam. The Sam looks relieved and laughing. Eli suddenly throws a Stiff punch which sends The Sam falling on his butt. As Tromboneman attends to an unconscious Sam, Eli taunts for the crowd before leaving the ring)

Madman- Man this hasn’t been a great night for The Family so far. Next up we have Justice and Providence taking on members of a new stable called The Pride in Metylerca and M.O.P. It will be interesting to see which team makes an impact here considering The Pride is new and Justice and Providence have just broken up with Seth Drakin ending the Neighborhood Watch Committee.

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Tag Team Match
Metylerca and M.O.P.
VS
Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence.

The match starts out with Justice taking on M.O.P. Justice takes advantage first backing M.O.P. into the corner. The ref calls for the clean break and Justice backs off but then punches M.O.P. anyway and takes M.O.P. down in an arm drag and locks on an arm bar. M.O.P. works his way back up and starts punching Justice to break the hold but Justice grabs the back of M.O.P.’s hair and takes him back down. M.O.P. nips back up and pulls Justice’s hair and takes him to the ground. M.O.P. waits for Justice to get back up and delivers a perfect drop kick right in the face of Justice. Justice rolls over and tags in Cthulhu aka Providence.

Providence comes in and goes for a clothesline on M.O.P. but M.O.P. ducks it and comes back with a clothesline of his own that hits right on the mark. M.O.P. tags in Metylerca who picks up Cthulhu and goes for the Ride The Lightning but Cthulhu blocks it and hits a big suplex on Metylerca. Providence drags Metylerca to his corner and him and Justice start beating on him. Providence grabs the ref and starts distracting him while Justice chokes Metylerca with the tag ropes. Providence comes over and irish whips Metylerca and goes for a clothesline but Metylerca also goes for a clothesline and they hit a big double clotheslines taking them both down and they start to crawl to get the tag. Providence tags in Justice and Justice goes for Metylerca but Metylerca jumps for the tag at the last second and M.O.P. comes in a house of fire. He slams Justice and Metylerca clotheslines Providence out of the ring with him going over the top rope as well. They star brawling on the outside as Metylerca locks in the Jersey Jughandle on Justice making Justice tap out.

Michael Muffer- Here are your winners………………….MEMBERS OF THE PRIDE M.O.P. AND METYLERCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave- Wow nice showing by new stable The Pride.

Madman- Yeah they sure gave their opponents some…….justice and providence. Hahahah

Dave- You kill yourself don’t you?

Madman- It’s like I said earlier. I’m gifted.

Dave- Well next up we have a big return match between The Tank and Seth Drakin.

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King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match
The Tank
VS
Seth Drakin

The two meet in the ring in a face off. They start talking smack to each other. Seth Drakin ends the smack talk when he literally smacks The Tank across the face. The Tank rears back and punches Seth Drakin in the jaw which takes Seth down to one knee. The Tank goes runs back bounces off the ropes and hits a huge shining wizard on Seth. The Tank picks Seth up and irish whips him into a corner and comes charging at him but Seth moves out of the way and The Tank crashes into the corner.

Seth grabs The Tank up in a school boy roll up but only gets a two count. Seth picks up The Tank and delivers a vicious uppercut to the jaw sending The Tank back into the corner. The Seth follows that up with a big boot to the face making Tank fall to the ground. Seth picks up The Tank and gives him a big body slam.

Seth picks up The Tank and sets him up for The Inquisition(Canadian destroyer). He jumps up but The Tank stops the move midway through and has Seth stuck on his shoulders and gives him a big Alabama slam. Both men are on the ground now and the ref starts the count. The ref gets to 9 and both men get to their feet. Seth kicks The Tank in the gut and goes for the DDT but Tank grabs the rope and blocks it making Seth fall to his back on his own trying to pull off the move. The Tank backs up and waits for Seth to stand back up and when he does The Tank hits The Annihilator!!!!! The Tank goes for the cover and gets the pin.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner……………..THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave- And The Tank wins it!!! He is defently on a huge comeback here in the WWCF.

Madman- Yeah ya know King Tank actually does sound really good. I’m sure he would make a great ruler and elegant King Of WWCF.

Dave- He paid you back that money with interest last week didn’t he?

Madman- Yep.
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King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match
Stryker Dark Silence W/MiLo Duck
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw

Wordlifeecw enters first. As he sets off his corner post pyro, Stryker’s music hits, and Stryker walks out, obviously still hurting from the Non American Heroes brutal attack last week. WWCF Champion MiLo Duck is right behind Stryker. At the bell, wordlifeecw and Stryker tie up, with Stryker taking advantage with an arm wringer, followed by some knife edge chops. Stryker tries to toss wordlifeecw in the corner, but wordlifeecw shifts his momentum, sending Stryker into the corner. As Stryker grabs his back in pain, wordlifeecw hit’s a sidewalk slam. Wordlifeecw pulls Stryker up, but Stryker fights his way out with a flurry of European uppercuts, followed by a belly-to-belly suplex. Styker heads to the top rope and goes for a flying cross body, but wordlifeecw steps out of the way, causing Stryker to crash to the mat. Wordlifeecw then hit’s a choke slam, followed by the Journey to Hell, picking up the win.

Michael Muffer: Here is your winner… Evil Masked wordlifeecw!!!

After the match, Stryker pulls himself up, using the ropes to support himself. Wordlifeecw comes over and raises Stryker’s hand in a show of respect before making is exit.

Suddenly, Square and Starshine come through the crowd and jump Stryker with the two broken pole halves. MiLo jumps in the ring to help his partner, and soon, all 4 men are brawling in and around the ring. Ralphus rushes out with the WWCF Security team to break it up. At the announce table, D-Day Dave removes his headset, and grabs a microphone.

D-Day Dave: Look, I’m getting really tired of this. For the past two weeks you four have been fighting nonstop. Well no more! I will NOT lose control of my company! We’re going to settle this at King of WrestleCrap, because it will be Stryker Duck Silence VS The Non-American Heroes at King Of WrestleCrap!!! And like you Stryker said earlier about it being a DOG COLLAR CHAIN CAGE MATCH is right. But I'm going to add to it. It will be a DOG COLLAR CHAIN AND HALF POLES CAGE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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(Aaron Enigma comes to the ring wearing my slit eyed red contact lenses-
-after a bit of looking around the audience he speaks-)

My main purpose for coming to this company is to expose the evils that everyone hides, to search for corruption and malice. No one wants to answer my questions backstage, so I am forced to come out and ask elsewhere. So I have a question for everyone. What are you hiding? Everyone has something to hide, no matter how miniscule. Have you committed adultery, stolen something, or something just as simple as people not wanting to know you still pee in the bed. Don't try to hide it from me, my eyes see everything. These eyes have given me reason to live. I will uncover the evil ways of this company, through any means necessary.

(-dropping the mic he gets out of the ring and as he walks back up the ramp his eyes are wide, seemingly trying to read people's faces for secrets-)

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(We see Motor-Colt and Above Average in their locker room talking)

Motor-Colt: Above Average... despite everything that's going on. You have my support, 100% of the way.
Above: Are you sure? The last thing we need now is a double cross...
MC: I give you my word... I mean after all, The Family don't have a leader, they have no direction... They have nothing to offer me now. There's no NWC so there is no common goal...
AA: So you're alliance of sorts with LittleNaitch is over?
MC:... Best of luck tonight
AA: Colt!? Answer me
MC: I don't even know myself... BUT I am giving you word here, tonight I have your back, 100%
AA: Good, aslong as you remember why we event formed this stable. End the Family's reign of terror, Wordlife has made a rather fatal blow to them already... but it's not over yet!
MC: You have my word
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MAIN EVENT
Non-Title Tag Team Match between the Tag Team Champs and the Inter-Forum Champ and the No. 1 Contender for Inter-Forum Championship
The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo)
VS
Above Average and grbjazzman

(Before the match starts Motor-Colt comes out and stands in a neutral corner. Both Above Average and littlenaitch stare as the match begins.)

Tyfo and grbjazzman start things off. Tyfo and LittleNaitch focus on making quick tags, trying to keep grbjazzman isolated, and hitting frequent double team moves. Tyfo gets grbjazzman up on the top rope and hit’s a big superplex. Naitch tags in and starts working over the leg, trying to soften up grbjazzman for the Figure 4. Grbjazzman eventually fights his way out of the corner and is just inches from tagging in Above Average, only for Tyfo and Naitch to pull him back to their corner.

Naitch locks in the Figure 4. Grbjazzman screams in pain as he tries to get loose. Unable to reach the ropes, grbjazzman uses all his strength to reverse the hold, forcing Naitch to break it. Naitch grabs grbjazzman’s leg and tags in Tyfo. Tyfo and Naitch whip grbjazzman into the ropes, but are caught on the rebound with a huge double clothesline. Grbjazzman makes a last gasp attempt to reach his partner, leaping halfway across the ring to tag Above Average. Above Average comes in, a house of fire, hitting rights and lefts on both opponents. Grbjazzman joins the fight, and soon they have the Connection on the ropes. A dropkick from grbjazzman sends Tyfo to the outside. Above Average goes to super kick Naitch, but he ducks, causing Above Average to hit grbjazzman by mistake. Naitch quickly rolls up Above Average for the 3-count.

As the Southwest Connection make their way up the ramp, grbjazzman gets in Above Average’s face, blaming him for the loss. As the Inter-Forum Champion and challenger argue in the ring with Motor-Colt trying to diffuse the situation, the Tag Team Champions and The Sam09 look on from the ramp with big smiles on their faces.

Dave- Well that is it for tonight folks. Remember to watch next week’s King Of WrestleCrap tournament semi-finals when Motor-Colt takes on Koda89 and The Tank takes on Evil Masked wordlifeecw.

Madman- Good night homies!!!



Match Writing Credits- D-Day Dave and wordlifeecw