Monday Niteraw - January 19, 2009

Monday Niteraw

January 19, 2009

Episode 7

(Monday Niteraw opens up with the Niteraw theme music and the Monday Niteraw logo.)

Fred G. Neric- Welcome everyone to Monday Niteraw!!!! I am your new broadcast commentator Fred G. Neric.

Madman Szalinski- And I am his partner in crime Madman Szalinski!

G. Neric- Well we have a lot to get into tonight so lets go down to the ring to our ring announcer Michael Muffer.

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Special Tag Team Match between former and FIRST WWCF Tag Team Champions take on the two No. 1 Contenders for the Heatz!!1 Championship.(Can Brahma Bull and Viva Los Bio Dome work together even though they have to face each other to decide the FIRST Heatz!!1 Champion at King Of WrestleCrap?)
Viva Los Bio Dome! and Brahma Bull
VS
Stryker Duck Silence(strykerdarksilence and MiLo Duck)

The match starts out with MiLo Duck and Viva. They lock up and MiLo powers Viva into a corner. MiLo delivers a bunch of chops to Viva. He then takes Viva and irish whips him to another corner. MiLo comes running at Viva and goes for a Duck Splash but Viva gets out of the way as MiLo crashes into the corner. Viva rolls up MiLo into a pin but only gets two count. MiLo gets up and Viva delivers a drop kick sending MiLo into his corner where he tags in Stryker. Stryker comes in and locks up with Viva and Stryker gets Viva into a headlock. Viva delivers elbow shots to Stryker’s ribs and pushes Stryker into the ropes and as Stryker comes back Viva delivers a huge frankensteiner. Viva goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Viva picks up Stryker and takes him to his corner where he tags in Brahma Bull.

Brahma Bull comes in and kicks Stryker in the stomach as Viva holds him. Brahma Bull gives Stryker a slam and then a big elbow drop. Brahma picks up Stryker and tags in Viva. Brahma holds the arms of Stryker behind Stryker’s back and Viva comes charging at them with a spinning back kick but Stryker gets out of the way and Viva nails Brahma Bull. Stryker tags in MiLo and Viva confused at what happened is grabbed by MiLo and MiLo delivers the Quacker Jack for the pin.

Michael Muffer- Here are your winners…………..STRYKER DUCK SILENCE: MILO DUCK AND STRYKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(After the match Brahma Bull attacks Viva and they start brawling as Ralphus and the rest of the security come out and break it up.)

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(we see The Sam in what appears to be a gym wearing sweat pants, sweat shirt and sweat bands sitting on an excercise bike watching a woman on the bike in front of him peddle. Someone knocks on the door, The Sam hears the knoc and starts peddling on the bike. John Amigo walks into the gym)
Amigo - Hey Sam, whatcha doing there?
The Sam - Shutup, can't you see i'm excercising?
Amigo - Really? It says on the spedometer here that you haven't gone 1 mile.
The Sam - Yeah it's broken, why, don't you believe me?
Amigo - That's exactly why.
The Sam - Of course you don't believe me, you don't believe in anything. So anyway, what are YOU doing in here?
Amigo - I'm here to tell you that Seth vs Tromboneman is next.
(The Sam jumps off the excercise bike and runs out the door. The screen fades to black as we see John.S.Amigo talk to the Woman on the other excercise bike.)

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Singles Match(If Seth Drakin wins he gets a shot at TromboneMan’s special Trombone Weight Championship at King Of WrestleCrap)
Seth Drakin VOTES-17
VS
TromboneMan W/The Sam VOTES-4

Seth Drakin and TromboneMan meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. TromboneMan over powers Seth and pushes him to the ground. Seth hops back up and TromboneMan grabs him and delivers an early belly to belly suplex. TromboneMan goes for the pin but only gets 2. Seth is picks back up by TromboneMan and TromboneMan throws Seth out of the ring near The Sam.

TromboneMan grabs the ref and distracts him while The Sam grabs TromboneMan’s trombone and walks towards Seth. The Sam waits for Seth to stand up and then charges at him with the trombone. Seth ducks the trombone shot and grabs The Sam and socks him right in the face sending The Sam back into the guard rail. Seth runs back in the ring and comes up behind TromboneMan who didn’t see what happen and is still distracting the ref and gives him a big backcracker. Seth picks up TromboneMan and calls for The Tale’s End and delivers it perfectly and gets the pin.

Michael Muffer- here is your winner……………SETH DRAKIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Non-Title Tag Team Match
The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) W/The Sam
VS
The Non-American Heroes(Square and Starshine)

Michael Muffer - The following contest is a non-title tag team contest scheduled for one fall. I has a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first weighing in at a combined weight of 440 pounds. They are Square and Starshine, the Non-American Heroes

*After a short pause Stryker Duck Silence's entrance theme plays, causing the crowd to erupt. This is quickly stopped as Square and Starshine dressed as MiLo Duck and Stryker appear on the entrance ramp and make their way to the ring.*

Starshine (as Stryker) - You know it's very concerning that because of a mistake I made by upsetting the wrong people may have caused the potential end of our careers. MiLo I just want to apologise for dragging you into this. We both know there's almost no chance of us leaving King of Wrestlecrap on our own power, let along one piece. MiLo, can you forgive me?

*Square, holding Starshine's WWCW Super International North American World Ultra Heavyweight Title over his shoulder slowly looks over to Starshine, grabs the mic brings it to his mouth and pauses.*

Square (as MiLo) - ...QUACK!

Starshine - See I knew you wouldn't stay mad at me. Because although we'll almost certainly retire after next week due to a combination of physical and mental injuries along with our... chronic problem... well you know what I mean... Anyway, I just want to say I wish we were half the men... um, man and duck... that they are or would be if they were poultry.

Square - *shrugs* QUACK?

Starshine - Don't worry it's all good, tonight we actually might win for a change. We're up against the Southwest Connection. The tag champions who are so successful and good at their job that they've never even defended their belts. So back up people, raise your hands, and let us give a shout out to our Quack Pack! The only fans dumb enough to back us couple of lame ducks.

Square - QUACK!

*Crowd boos*

Starshine - PACK!

*The Southwest Connection's theme starts as they make their entrance along with The Sam*

Starshine starts off with Tyfo and both go through a series of chain moves early on as Tyfo easily overpowers his opponent. A frustrated Starshine tags in his partner who stands nose to nose with Tyfo. Square runs the ropes, but Tyfo manages gain some control after a drop toe hold quickly followed up with a hammer lock. Tyfo reaches out to tag his partner littlanaich who keeps the hammer lock on and hits some knee drops to the back. Square manages to make it to his feet and after a distraction from Starshine throws littlenaich to the corner. Square suddenly hits MiLo Duck's pattented Duck Splash and tags in Starshine. Starshine rushes in and hits the kneeling littlenaich with a Stryker forearm shot to the back of the head. The NAH continue to use Stryker Duck Silence moves to keep control.

Square positions littlenaich in a powerbomb position and signals for the Quackerjack. littlenaich escapes with a back body drop and tags in the fresh Tyfo who rushes in like a house on fire, striking down both of the NAH. Southwest begin to reclaim control and hit multiple double team moves on Square. Square eventually tags out and Starshine rushes in but is immediately knocked down. Tyfo picks up Starshine and whips him to his corner, tagging in littlnaich. Tyfo holds Starshine letting littlenaich chop his chest. Starshine escapes a Back Suplex and hits a Spinebuster. Both get to their feet and hit a thumb to the eye to one another.

The Sam distracts the ref as Tyfo grabs one of the tag belts and slides it towards littlenaich who quickly picks it up. He goes to swing at Starshine who ducks allowing Square to hit littlenaich with the length of pole. Square rolls out of the ring and nails Tyfo in the ankle with the weapon, knocking him off the apron while the ref still is busy with The Sam. Tyfo is in considerable pain as he clutches his ankle. Square advances towards The Sam who quickly waddles off to the back. Meanwhile Starshine locks the out cold littlenaich in the Sharpshooter. The ref checks on littlenaich and calls for the bell.

Michael Muffer- Here are your winners………………..THE NON-AMERICAN HEROES: SQUARE AND STARSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post match Starshine refuses to release the Sharpshooter. Square grabs a chair from ringside and brings it into the ring. He scares the ref away and and goes to hit littlenaich with it. MotorColt runs out from the back, running off the NAH, and checks on littlenaich. The NAH stand on the entrance way and pose to the disgust of the crowd.

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(D-Day Dave is standing in the ring with a microphone. There is a table set up with two contracts on it.)

D-Day Dave- It is now time for the Inter-Forum Championship Match Contract signing for King Of WrestleCrap.

(A lion’s roar is heard and grbjazzman makes his way out to his theme music.)

(Above Average’s music hits and he comes out to the ring with the Inter-Forum Championship belt on his shoulder.)

D-Day Dave- Okay gentlemen here are the contracts.

(both men take their contracts and sign them. D-Day Dave takes them and Above Average grabs the mic)

Above Average- You know grbjazzman I have a lot of respect for you but don’t think that means you are on my level. I have held this belt for months and no one is just going to simply take it away from me.

Grbjazzman- Hey I have a lot of respect for you too Average. But you have to realize that I am a young lion ready for some gold. In fact The entire Pride is ready for some gold and at King Of WrestleCrap we are going to show everyone why we are the new dominant stable around here.

(grbjazzman drops the mic and has a face-off with Above Average)

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*before the main event starts Aaron Enigma gonna come out and sit with my folding chair and my notepad and write notes about the competitors in the following 2 matches*

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DOUBLE MAIN EVENT
FIRST HALF MAIN EVENT
King Of WrestleCrap Tournament Semi-Finals Match
Motor-Colt
VS
Koda89

After Motor-Colt and Koda make their respective, eerie entrances, the referee gives his instructions and calls for the bell. Colt and Koda lock up, with Koda backing Colt into the corner. The ref forces him to break, allowing Colt a chance to clothesline Koda. Colt tosses Koda into the ropes, but Koda catches Colt on the rebound with a shoulder tackle. Koda hit’s a suplex and goes for a cover. 1-2-NO! Koda hits another suplex, another cover. 1-2-NO! A third suplex, and another cover. 1-2-NO! Koda gets frustrated and starts stomping Colt.

Koda throws Colt into the corner and starts chopping away at the Ace Reporter. He measures up his opponent and goes for a splash in the corner, but Colt moves at the last second! Colt quickly hit’s a reverse DDT and makes the cover. 1-2-NO! Colt picks up Koda, but Koda hit’s a low blow out of the ref’s line of sight. Koda hit’s a brain buster and makes the cover. 1-2-NO! Koda lifts up Colt for another brain buster, but Colt get’s himself free and hit’s a Russian leg sweep!

Colt goes for a cover. 1-2-NO! Colt quickly picks up Koda and hit’s the Story On Page One. 1-2-NO! Undeterred, Colt applies the Final Thought. Koda tries to grab the ropes, but Colt pulls him to the center of the ring. Trapped, Koda tries to break free, before finally tapping out.

Michael Muffer: Here is your winner………………MOTOR-COLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G. Neric- Well there we have it Madman. Motor-Colt will be going to King Of WrestleCrap to fight for the crown.

Madman- King Motor-Colt. Ya know that actually does sounds kind of cool.

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SECOND HALF MAIN EVENT
King Of WrestleCrap Tournament Semi-Finals Match
The Tank
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw

As the referee checks Tank and wordlifeecw for weapons, (winner of first KOW semifinal) comes out and takes a seat at ringside. Tank and wordlifeecw exchange words before the match officially begins. When the bell rings, Tank immediately shoots in, taking wordlifeecw down by the legs. He locks in a headlock, but wordlifeecw muscles out. Tank runs the ropes and goes for a tackle, but it’s like running into a brick wall. Tank tries another tackle, but again it has no effect. On the third attempt, wordlifeecw ducks, but Tank stops short and kicks wordlifeecw in the face. As the Evil Masked One staggers back, Tank hit’s a huge LARIAT-O, finally knocking the big man down.

Tank begins stomping the monster, before going to the top rope. Tank hit’s a picture-perfect Phoenix Splash, but only gets a 2-count. As the big man sits up, Tank dropkicks him in the face, knocking him down again. Tank drops an elbow, followed by another 2-count. Tank locks in an Indian deathlock, but wordlifeecw gets to the ropes. The Masked One tries to get to his feet, but Tank kicks him back down. Tanks slaps on an ankle lock, but again wordlifeecw reaches the ropes.

Tank goes for a cover, but only gets a 2-count. As Tank argues with the ref, wordlifeecw sits up. Tank tires to fight him off, but wordlifeecw no-sells Tank’s offense and delivers a choke slam. This is followed up by the Journey to Hell and the pin.

Michael Muffer: Here is your winner…………….EVIL MASKED WORDLIFEECW!!!!!!!!!!!

*Aaron Enigma gives another clap and smile at the end of it, then folds up his chair and leaves*

*After the match Motor-Colt enters the ring and goes nose-to-nose with Evil Masked wordlifeecw. They have a brief stare down, then Motor-Colt leaves, allowing Evil Masked wordlifeecw to celebrate his big victory.

G. Neric- Wow check this out. Now it will be two Story members going at it for the WWCF crown.

Madman- Yeah I wonder if this will put any wedge between the stable now?

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Madman: Well, this has been a hell of a night, Neric, but it's not over yet.

G. Neric: What? We just had our main event. The fans are leaving.

Madman: Not all of them. I got two things before they shut the camera off.

G. Neric: Well, hurry up. We got two minutes before that rerun of House comes on and preempts the overrun.

Madman: You're talking like a network exec. Well, number one...G. Neric...I QUIT!

G. Neric:...

*Madman then exits the commentator's table, still with headset. Two seconds later, he returns back to the table, with a folder in his hand marked "RESUME".*

Madman: Number two, I am going to be an active wrestler in the WWCF. Again.

G. Neric:...

Madman: You can say something now, Neric.

G. Neric:...

Madman: Okay, it's the end of the show now. I get it.

G. Neric:...

Madman: What's wrong?

G. Neric:...*cough* Oh, sorry about that. Something stuck in my throat...okay. Now, you were saying what about quitting and becoming a wrestler again?

*Madman shrugs and buries his face in his hands.*

G. Neric: So now that you don't do commentary anymore, can I have the good pair of headsets you have on?

Madman: Made my ears itch anyway. See you at work next week.

*Madman leaves his RESUME on the desk and leaves, setting down his headset. Dave picks up the folder as we fade to black and looks at the contents.*

G. Neric: Resume? This is the sheet music to Layla...