Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - January 4, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
January 4, 2009
Episode 1

*Stock footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonating is played with the words "Sunday Night Heatz!!1" is shown. The camera then pans out to the Parts Unknown Arena's ringside announcer booth where the commentators of the evening are seated.

Amigo: Greetings you wrestling fans to the first ever broadcast of Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I'm Dr. John S. Amigo Jr., MD, and I'm joined with my partner......

The Sam: I am not your partner "Amigo", I am The Sam, and I am the Manager of Champions. And boy this is exciting.

Amigo: With a line-up like the one we have tonight, who wouldn't be? We have three first round matches of the King of WrestleCrap tournament, and a massive Battle Royal that will eventually determine a first-ever Champion of this fine show.

The Sam - Not just a Battle Royal Dr Amigo, but an "8 Man Battle Royal Two Contracts On Two Poles Match". 8 men start out, once 4 men get thrown over the top rope the contracts come into play. The first 2 men who climb the poles and retrieve the contracts will face each other at King of WrestleCrap for the new WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship. I can't wait!

Amigo: Me neither. But before that, we have Square taking on Metlyerca, two men whose massive attitudes make me think that both didn't get Christmas Cards from each other.

Opening Match
King Of WrestleCrap Tournament First Round Match
Metylerca
VS
Square

Both men make their entrance and the match is under way. The two men lock up and Square pushes Metylerca away and when Metylerca comes back to lock up again Square scrapes the eyes of Metylerca. The Ref admonishes Square but Square ignores him and continues to on the offense. Square give Metylerca a few right hand punches and then shoves Metylerca into a corner.

Square charges at Metylerca but Metylerca rolls out of the corner leaving Square to go shoulder first into the steel post. Metylerca grabs Square out of the corner and locks on a neck lock. Metylerca squeezes hard as the Ref asks Square if he quits or not. Square says no and powers up to his feed and delivers elbows to Metylerca’s stomach. Square sends Metylerca into the ropes and as Metylerca comes back Square goes for a clothesline but Metylerca ducks it comes off the other ropes and hits a big drop kick. Metylerca picks up Square and positions him for the Ride The Lightning finisher. Metylerca takes Square up in the suplex position to execute the move but Square wiggles out of it and falls to his feet in front of Metylerca who he grabs and delivers a devastating over the head belly to belly suplex. Square stalks Metylerca and waits for him to get up to his feet slowly and delivers the SQUAREPLOSION and goes for the pin. 1 2 3 Match.

Michael Muffer- And here is your winner……………….SQUARE!!!!!

The Sam - WOW! What an exciting match that was. I knew that Square would win........don't give me that look Amigo, I knew.
And if you thought that last match was good, take a look at our next match Motor-Colt versus Providence AKA Chtulu. A battle of factions here, who do you think is gonna win this one Doctor?

Amigo: Well, Sam, Motor has more wins over Cthulu, but Cthulu has degenerated mentally day after day, so I wouldn't expect an easy one for Motor. No bones about it: There will be blood.

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Motor-Colt (in a dark toned voice, in a room with but one light): Haha, it seems once again Cthulhu has to step in the ring with me. We have had several classics against eachother in the past. Infact I don't think I've faced someone as much as I have Cthulhu. Hell, I don't think there has been a match up as common as me vs him. In the end though, I have several victories over him, hell I've lost count. However he knows exactly how many times he's beaten me... but that's because it's only ever happened once.

Now, he wants to make me bleed? Name someone who has bled as much as I have in this business? He wants to hurt me? Look at my mask, or more specifically, what's under my mask. You can't scare me... because there is nothing I haven't been through. Hell, in my very second match up here I was set on fire by Wordlifeecw in a TLC Inferno Match. Me and TromboneMan faced in The Phantom of the Opera match where a glass box was shattered across my face. Me and LittleNaitch took eachother to the limit in a steel cage. And as recently as Family Reigns, I battled with steel chains till blood and suffocation. And the less said about the House Show wars... the better.

So Cthulhu, Seth... You can't scare me... but I've seen things that will surely scare you.

You should've killed me when you had the chance, I am the Story on Page One!

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King Of WrestleCrap Tournament First Round Match
Motor-Colt
VS
Cthulhu

The rivalry continued in the King of Wrestlecrap Tournament, as Cthulhu and Motor-Colt tore into each other the minute the bell rang. Colt and Cthulhu brawled outside the ring early in the match. Cthulhu threw Colt into the ring post and grabbed a chair. When the referee took the chair away from him, Cthulhu pulled out his chain and walloped Colt while the ref’s back was turned. Back in the ring, Colt slowly mounted a comeback, hitting a DDT, followed by a scoop slam. Colt picked up Cthulhu for a second slam, but Cthulhu shocked everyone by rolling Colt into a small package, getting a two count. Colt clotheslined Cthulhu to the mat and went to the top rope.

Cthulhu followed Colt to the top and tried to superplex him to the mat. Colt blocked and hit a huge neck breaker from the top rope. Colt quickly locked Cthulhu in the Final Thought, right in the center of the ring. With no where to go, Chtulhu tapped out, allowing Motor-Colt to advance.

Michael Muffer- And here is your winner……………….MOTOR-COLT!!!!!

Amigo: Well, that was not for the faint of heart. Another bloodbath by both men, but Motor-Colt goes on into the next match. Speaking of the next match, we have Koda VS grbjazzman up next:

The Sam: I know what the match is, Don't patronize me. Anyway, our next match has a bit of history to it. At Family Reigns, both Koda and grbjazzman were involved in the Gauntlet for the Gold. grbjazzman, of course won the Gauntlet and is now the #1 contender for the Inter-Forum title. However, Koda was technically not eliminated by anyone else in that match, he eliminated himself via count out after having destroyed Barry Horrowitz with "The Killing Joke".
If you ask me, I will say that Koda will walk out that match later tonight. Whether he is the winner or the loser is entirely up to Koda.

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*stevierichardsfan babyface is in a dark park on the swings looking into the camera*

As long as man has been alive the world has been related to hate and violence. Everything in this society is violence. Violence in this country was founded on war and hate. This society was founded on war and hate. I am coming back to save everyone from the war and hate. I am not the evil person here. I was beaten, destroyed, and forced out by the WWCF roster but now I have returned. I’ve been pushed and now I’m bringing in Krazy E-Man as my tag team partner and Eli as my manager. You might say who are these people, well they are two talented individuals and they are my friends. They are two people I saved from this sick society and we are gonna save the rest of you from war and hate one by one even if we have to use war and hate to do it. We are gonna work are way up the ladder and win the WWCF Tag Team Championships in the process so that we can save the tag titles from this sick society that we live in. Whether you like it or not my prophecy shall come to past!!!

*Stevie looks into the camera and then walks away*

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King Of WrestleCrap Tournament First Round Match
Koda89
VS
grbjazzman

Koda and Jazzman lockup and Jazzman attempts a standing switch, but Koda counters and goes for a German Suplex. Jazzman lands on his feet to the crowd's amazement and hits Koda in the face with a Yakuza kick as Koda turned around. Jazzman goes to the second rope for an elbow drop, but Koda rolls out of the way. Koda grabs his tie and connects with the All Choked Up, letting go before he is disqualified. As Jazzman is gasping for air, Koda goes to his corner and searches through his jacket for a pair of brass knuckles. As Koda puts them on and gets ready to smash Jazzman in the face, the ref takes them away from Koda. As Koda protests with the ref, Jazzman connects with a headscissors into a sunset flip, but as the ref counts the pin, Koda punches Jazzman in the face with his left hand, which he reveals to also have brass knuckles on. Koda throws the weapon out of the ring and readies for Jazzman. Koda goes for a Shining Wizard, but Jazzman ducks, grabs Koda's left foot. Jazzman takes Koda down and applies a STF. Koda is able to grab the rope before he taps out. Jazzman grabs an exhausted Koda and whips him into the corner. Jazzman goes for the Takin' the A Train, but Koda rolls out of the ring in time. Jazzman grabs Koda by his hair , and almost pulls Koda into the ring, but when Koda gets close enough he spits his Joker Venom into Jazzman's face. Jazzman begins laughing uncontrollably as Koda readies himself. Koda slingshots himself to the top turnbuckle and and connects with a diving Killing Joke. Koda covers Jazzman for the pinfall victory.

Michael Muffer- And here is your winner……………….KODA!!!!!!!!!

As the ref lifts Koda's arm up in victory, Koda turns to the ref and spits Joker Venom in his face as well. Koda leaves the ring and heads to the back as both Jazzman and the Ref laugh nonstop.

The Sam - Well that was an amazing match. We could end the show right now and these fans would be satisfied, but because Sunday Night Heatz is the only place to see death defying, high flying, mind blowing action, we have one more match Amigo.

Amigo- Aren’t you gonna say anything about how Koda spewed that illegal venom substance into the face of grbjazzman to get the win?


The Sam- What illegal venom substance?

Amigo:*rolls eyes* Never mind. And we have now arrived to the main event of the evening: A 9-man Battle Royal to determine what two individuals go on to meet each other to become the 1st ever Heatz Champion.
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(Aaron Enigma is backstage in a dark lockerroom)

Behind every man, there is a shadow. Shadows hide many things, things people don't want others to know. People hide their true selves within these shadows. My life, has been devoted to discovering the secrets others hide, and exposing them for who they really are. I live to expose the evil lurking in the darkness. I am Aaron Enigma, the Head Detective. What does your shadow conceal?

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MAIN EVENT
8 Man Battle Royal Two Contracts On Two Poles Match
(Rules- The match will start out as a battle royal. Once we get the final four they may go for the contracts at the top of two separate poles in two separate corners of the ring. The two to get the contracts will win the match and will face off against each other at King Of WrestleCrap for the Heatz!!1 Championship)
MolotovMocktail VS Disco Stu VS "Evil La Parka" VS Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats VS Brahma Bull VS Supersmark VS Viva Los Bio Dome! VS Head Detective Aaron Enigma

All the participants of the battle royal make their way out separately. The battle royal starts and we have a big cluster of fighting. MolotovMocktail goes after Disco Stu with punches. Whitey Fats goes after Viva Los Bio Dome with kicks to the gut. Supersmark starts chopping Aaron Enigma. “Evil La Parka” nails Brahma Bull from behind with a double axe handle.

Order of elimination and how they were eliminated.

MolotovMocktail is eliminated by a double clothesline from Disco Stu and Supersmark.

Aaron Enigma is eliminated by a drop kick from “Evil La Parka”

Whitey Fats is eliminated by being gained up by Disco Stu, Brahma Bull, and Supersmark.

Supersmark is eliminated by a disco kick from Disco Stu.


Now the four man still in the ring which are “Evil La Parka”, Brahma Bull, Disco Stu, and Viva Los Bio Dome! must fight in a Two Contracts On Two Poles Match

Disco Stu goes right for “Evil La Parka” and nails him with a knee double disco axe handle. Brahma Bull nails Viva with a big boot to the face knocking him out of the ring.

Brahma Bull comes up from behind Disco Stu and hits a big german suplex. Brahma Bull goes for one of the contracts but “Evil La Parka” climbs up after him and hits a big back suplex.

Viva gets back in the ring and grabs Disco Stu. Viva looks up and yells “Heyyyy Buuuuuudddie!!!!” and hits The BIO DOME(reverse brain buster). “Evil La Parka comes up from behind and goes for a scorpion death drop and hits it perfectly.

Disco Stu goes for one of the contracts but “Evil La Parka” is right behind him and pushes him to the outside crashing into the guard rail. “Evil La Parka goes for the contract but Brahma Bull hits a big elevated drop kick on him making “Evil La Parka” fall backwards and hit a big moonsault on Disco Stu.

Brahma climbs up to the contract but Viva jumps up where he is at from behind and hits a huge back stabber. Viva gets up really quick and climbs up to the contract and grabs it.

Michael Muffer- And here is your first winner……………….VIVA LOS BIO DOME!!!!!!

“Evil La Parka” gets back in the ring and picks up Brahma Bull. He goes for a DDT but Brahma Bull reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Disco Stu comes running back in and goes for a spinning martial arts disco kick on Brahma Bull but Brahma Bull ducks it and grabs Disco Stu and hits the ZOMBIE DESTROYER.(Canadian Destroyer)

Brahma Bull sees that he is the only one still up and goes for the contract. He jumps up to the top rope and climbs the pole and grabs it. He jumps down and starts celebrating but then catches himself and puts his arms out in front of him and starts going “Urgh!!! Urgh!!! Urgh!!!”

Michael Muffer- And here is your winner……………….BRAHMA BULL!!!!!!!!


Amigo: And there you have it, Viva Los Bio Dome! and Brahma Bull got the contracts, and at the King of WrestleCrap show, there will be the crowning of the first-ever Heatz1!1! Champion. For all of us here at the WWCF, I'm Dr. John S. Amigo Jr.

The Sam - And I am The Manager of Champions, The Sam, hoping you tune in for more exciting WWCF action next week, right here on Sunday Night Heatz!!1.



Heatz!!1 writing results credit goes to wordlifeecw, Koda89, and D-Day Dave.