Monday Niteraw - June 1, 2009

Monday NiteRaw
June 1st, 2009

Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and by side, forever and always, Jesse King!

Gorilla, we have one hell of a show tonight! After everything that went down at Survivor Team Challenge Series, tempers are flaring, and the adrenaline is at an all time high! So let’s rev up the engine for some high octane action!

I couldn’t have said it better myself, Jess! Let’s go to the ring for our first match of the night, WWCF Interforum Champion Above Average V. WWCF Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion TTS!


Above Average V. TTS; Winner get‘s a shot at the loser‘s title

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Johnny Cash-God’s Gonna Strike You Down*
Introducing first, being accompanied by The Sam, and representing WWCF Corporate! He hails from Davie, Florida, weighing in at 290 pounds! He is the WWCF Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion! The Jamaican Redneck, T! T! S!
*The Prodigy - Poison*
And his opponent. From Belfast, weighing in at 260 pounds! The WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!

Above Average and TTS lock up center ring.

A lot on the line here, Jess!

Right you are, Gorilla! The winner will receive a shot at the loser’s championship right here next week on NiteRaw!

After wrestling for position, Above Average applies a rear waist lock, which TTS elbows his way out of, and locks on a front face lock. Above Average frees himself, and applies a wrist lock. TTS reverses it, and sweeps out Above Average’s leg, and goes for a jackknife cover.
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Kickout!
Above Average locks on a side headlock, which TTS muscles out of, and applies a headlock of his own. Above Average powers out of it with a teardrop suplex and cover.
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Kickout!

So far, neither man has been able to gain any sort of advantage, Jess!

Gorilla, this is gonna be a very close match!

TTS and Above Average lock up again, and TTS quickly scoots behind Above Average and rolls him up!
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Kickout!
The two tie up again, and this time, Above Average get’s behind TTS, and quickly jumps on his shoulders and victory roll’s him!
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Kickout!
TTS grabs AA by the hair, but AA breaks free, and hit’s a European uppercut, followed by a backbreaker. Cover!
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Kickout!
AA pulls TTS up, but TTS surprises him with a belly to belly suplex and a cover!
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Kickout!

These two are very evenly matched here, Jesse!

Gorilla, this match is come down to one of these guys making a mistake!

TTS picks AA up, and delivers an atomic drop, followed by a discus clothesline. Cover!
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KICKOUT!!!
TTS pulls AA to his feet once more, but AA catches him in a small package!
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KICKOUT!!!
AA stands TTS up, and goes for leg lariat, but TTS duck’s and tries a leg lariat of his own, but AA duck’s also. As the two face each other, in fighting stances, the crowd applauds both men.

The crowd is showing their appreciation for the match they’re getting here, Jess!

These guy are at the top of their game tonight, and it’s showing through in this match right now!

As TTS and AA lock up again, The Sam jumps up on the apron, and TTS maneuver’s AA towards him. The Sam grabs AA’s arms, and holds him in place.

Leave it to The Sam to ruin a great match like this!

*The crowd starts cheering loudly*

What’s goin’ on here- IT’S RELEGATE HUNTER!!!

Relegate Hunter runs down to the ring, and yanks The Sam’s pants down!

The Manager of Champions has just been pantsed!

Oh the humanity!

The Sam releases AA, and stands on the apron, in stunned horror, as TTS is unable to control his laughter. The Sam quickly hops down from the apron and runs to the back, tripping over his pants several times on the way.

TTS, still laughing, turns around, and walks right into a the super kick! COVER!!!
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The winner of the match, ABOVE AVERAGE!!!!

What a way to open NiteRaw! That was a tremendous match, Jess!

I hope this is a sign of what’s to come tonight, Gorilla!


Rules of Honor Match: Jonathan Michaels V. “Evil La Parka”

Well, this should be interesting.

That's right, Gorilla, two hardcore guys fighting under the Rules Of Honor, Jonathan Michaels issued this challenge to Evil La Parka last week.

It seems Michaels believes that Parka will be out of his element, because Michaels has fought under the Rules Of Honor before.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is being fought under the Rules Of Honor.

Evil La Parka's music kicks in and he makes his way to the ring without his signature chair, he slides into the ring and the referee checks him for weapons.

Foo Fighters - DOA

Jonathan Michaels makes his way to ringside, staring maliciously at Parka, he enters the ring and is also checked for weapons, the referee calls for the bell.

Jonathan and Parka lock up, Jonathan knees Parka in the gut and hits a DDT, Michaels grabs Parka's foot and applies the Key Grip, Parka tries to roll out of it, but Michaels holds on, Parka holds on as long as he can, but finally taps out.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels.

Michaels made quick work of Parka there.

Jonathan smiles and walks toward the back.

I'm surprised Michaels is walking away, I thought he would be grabbing a weapon and pummeling Evil La Parka right now.

I think he believes beating Parka so quickly is more damaging than any chair shot.

That may be.


Doley V. The Amazing Brahma Bull

*Man With The Plan*
The following match is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 280 pounds, Doley!
*Cult of Personality plays, as several boxers wearing hooded robes make their way down the aisle, with Brahma Bull following behind, with a cocky look on his face*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

Bull and Doley tie up, and Bull immediately takes Doley down with a Russian leg sweep. Bull hooks the leg, but Doley kicks him off and bounces back to his feet. Bull applies a front facelock, which Doley reverses into an arm wringer, but Bull responds with a wringer of his own, into an arm drag, and the cover.
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Kickout.
Doley powers out and back to his feet. He drops Bull with a clothesline, and then a scoop slam as Bull get’s up. Cover.
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Kickout.
Doley tosses Bull into the corner and goes for a clothesline, but Bull moves, causing Doley to crash into the corner. Bull delivers a fireman’s carry takedown, and applies a headlock. Doley fights to his feet, and pushes Bull off and into the ropes. He catches Bull on the rebound with a side slam, and a cover.
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Kickout.
Doley pulls Bull to his feet, and goes for the Dolinator, but as he lifts Bull up, Bull low blows him. Doley releases Bull, who quickly hit’s the Scottish Destroyer. Bull locks in the Sharpshooter, and Doley taps.

Here is your winner, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

Brahma Bull has been on a role, lately. Maybe this change in attitude was a smart move.

If it wins you matches, it’s ALWAYS a smart move, Gorilla!


Falls Count Anywhere Match For The WWCF Hardcore Championship: Headbanger Man V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw [c]

Well, up next, we have Headbanger Man challenging Evil Masked wordlifeecw for the WWCF Hardcore Championship.

Over the last month, it’s seemed like Headbanger Man has had wordlifeecw’s number. Could we be in for a title change, Gorilla?

We’re about to find out.

The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match, for the WWCF Hardcore Championship!

(Wild Child)
Introducing the challenger, from Kent, England. He weighs in at 263 pounds, THE HEADBANGER MAN!

*Headbanger Man comes out with a trolley full of weapons. He throws a few of them into the ring.*

(Thunderstruck)
And the champion, from...

- Headbanger doesn't let the ring announcer finish, and runs to attack Wordlife on the ramp, armed with a street sign. Headbanger takes a wild swing, but Wordlife ducks and hits a series of right hands, before whipping Headbanger into the barricade. Wordlife removes his title belt, and holds it aloft, before giving to the referee.

- Wordlife continues to pound on Headbanger, and hits a snap suplex on the ramp. He goes for the early cover
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Headbanger kicks out. Wordlife delivers a few throat thrusts, before dragging Headbanger towards the ring. Wordlife whips him into the steel steps, and roots through the trolley of weapons. He pulls out a trash can, and throws it at Headbanger, however he manages to duck it. Headbanger then spears Wordlife down to the ground, and start wailing away with fists of his own.

- Headbanger rolls Wordlife into the ring, and then throws the garbage can, a couple of chairs and a kendo stick into the ring. Headbanger picks up the stick, and start hitting Wordlife in the back with it. Headbanger hits a cane-assisted leg sweep.
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No! Headbanger measures Wordlife, and takes a swing with the stick, however Wordlife avoids the contact, and manages to hit a back suplex. Wordlife then picks up the kendo stick, and repays the favour by smashing Headbanger in the back with it. Wordlife connects with a running elbow drop.
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Headbanger kicks out. Wordlife nails him with a running big boot, which send Headbanger over the rop rope and to the floor. Wordlife picks up the trash can, and then places it over Headbanger's head from inside the ring. He then picks up a chair and slides under the bottom rope.

- Wordlife starts hitting the trash can with the steel chair, sending Headbanger reeling up the ramp. Eventually Wordlife knocks him down with a stiff shot. Wordlife goes for the cover.
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Kick out! Wordlife drops Headbanger on the barricade throat first, and then begins choking him with his boot. Wordlife goes to whip Headbanger into a ringpost, but it is reversed. Headbanger then hits a clothesline off the security rail onto Wordlife. Headbanger drops Wordlife onto the commentary table, and then hits a snap DDT on the floor. Headbanger goes for a lateral press.
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Wordlife kicks out! Visibly frustrated, Headbanger pulls Wordlife up by his hair, and whips him into the security wall.

- Headbanger grabs a steel chair, and sets it up. He uses it as a springboard, and hits Wordlife with a flying forearm. Headbanger then clotheslines Wordlife over the wall, and then follows him, as they trade blows among the fans. Headbanger gets in a rake to the eyes, and charges at Wordlife, but is backdropped over the wall back into the ringside area again.

- Wordlife hits a massive running powerslam and then dislodges the steel steps, throwing them into the ring. He grabs Headbanger and throws him back into the ring as well, and boots him into the corner. Wordlife hits a corner splash onto Headbanger, and then flapjacks him onto the steel stairs.
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KICK OUT! Wordlife can't believe it. He scores with a reverse DDT, and then goes to the outside to search for more hardware under the ring. He pulls out two tables, much to the crowd's delight. He slides one into the ring, and props it in the corner. He places Headbanger onto the table and goes for another running avalanche, but Headbanger moves and Wordlife crashes into the table. Headbanger goes for a schoolboy roll-up.
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KICK OUT! This time, Headbanger is flabbergasted. He admonishes the ref, and then turns his attention to Wordlife. Headbanger lands a belly to belly suplex, and then places a chair under Wordlife's head.

- Headbanger grabs the other chair from outside the ring, and goes for a Conchairto, but Wordlife just manages to roll out of the way. Headbanger hits Wordlife in the gut with the chair, and charges at him once more, but gets lowbridged out of the ring, the momentum of which sends Headbanger into the barricade.

- Wordlife nails Headbanger with a few right hands, and then lifts up the padding outside the ring, exposing concrete. Wordlife tries to get Headbanger in position for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Headbanger wriggles free, and hits a low blow, and then hits a scoop slam onto the exposed ground.

- Headbanger then climbs back into the ring, and gingerly climbs to the top turnbuckle. He eventually reaches the top, poses for the crowd, and goes for an elbowdrop, but Wordlife moves. Both men are down and out for about 45 seconds, until Wordlife manages to get a loose cover on Headbanger.
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2.9! Exhausted and angry, Wordlife gets to his feet and throws Headbanger back into the ring. He lands a couple of stomps, and then 3 elbows in succession.
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Headbanger kicks out again! Wordlife picks Headbanger up and clotheslines him over the top rope. He gets the other table that is outside the ring, and positions it close to the ring. He picks a seemingly lifeless Headbanger up, and signals for the Journey to Hell. As he is about to perform the move, Headbanger rakes the eyes, and then lands in a senton position. Headbanger goes under the ring again, and this time pulls out a ladder. He does the old airplane spin spot, and knocks Wordlife over. He puts the ladder in the ring, and then attempts a piledriver on Wordlife, however it is countered into a back body drop.

- Wearily, Wordlife shakes the cobwebs loose, and hits a clothesline. Once again, he tries for the Tombstone, but again Headbanger escapes. Headbanger then hits a sudden Double Bass DDT (Impaler) on the floor! However, instead of going for the cover, he places Wordlife on the table that had been set up.

- Headbanger gets into the ring, and sets the ladder up. He slowly scales it, and signals the crowd who rise in anticipation. Headbanger then attempts to hit a splash, but Wordlife rolls away, and Headbanger crashes through the table. Wordlife then drapes an arm across Headbanger Man's prone body.
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Here is your winner, and still the WWCF Hardcore Champion...EVIL MASKED WORDLIFEECW!

- Wordlife gets to his feet, and is handed the belt by the referee. As Headbanger is being checked on by EMTs, Wordlife poses with his belt on the ramp, as his pyro is set off.


Aaron Enigma V. M.O.P. w/ The Sam

Tim Hoss - Next we have a match between these two young, fierce competitors in opposite factions.

Jesse King - There's been a lot of bad blood between Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. recently. Whoever wins this match determines what match happens at the next pay-per-view. If M.O.P. wins, we get a Hell in a Cell match! And if Aaron Enigma wins, we get a Last Man Standing match!

Michael Muffler - The following contest is set for one fall!

Rage Against the Machine - "Know Your Enemy" plays and the crowd cheers loudly.

First, from Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at 256 lbs and representing The Story... HEAD DETECTIVE AARON ENIGMA!

Judas Priest - "Painkiller" plays and the crowd boos just as loudly.

And his opponent, from Bergen County, New Jersey! Weighing in at 232 pounds and representing WWCF Corporate... M. O. P!

You can cut the tension between these two with a knife King!

Enigma definitely has the size advantage in this match, but as we've seen at Survivor Team Challenge Series and during his Championship of Honor title match, M.O.P. has no regard for playing fair! And that can make a difference in that match if he isn't caught!

Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. stare off, each looking like they can't wait to tear the other apart. Finally, the bell rings and as the Story's Head Detective goes for a grapple lock, M.O.P. backs off and... climbs over the top rope and leaves the ring, walking up the entrance ramp! Aaron is standing in the middle of the ring, looking confused and wondering why his opponent is leaving.

Listen to that crowd! They do not approve of M.O.P's actions at all!

Is M.O.P. scared of facing off against Enigma? I don't get why he's costing himself the match here!

Meanwhile, the referee continues his count as Aaron Enigma stands in the middle of the ring.

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The referee calls for the bell as M.O.P. looks on from the entrance ramp with a vicious smile on his face.

Your winner as a result of a count-out, HEAD DETECTIVE AARON ENIGMA!

The crowd gives a half-hearted cheer, happy that Aaron Enigma won, but unsatisfied with the "match" they just saw. M.O.P. grabs a mic.

M.O.P.: Aaron, I've been thinking. I know we both want to beat the hell out of each other. I know we want to shut each other up. And while Hell in a Cell is nice and all, Last Man Standing is the perfect match for us to settle our differences once and for all!

So, I'll see you next month.

M.O.P. drops the mic and leaves the arena as "Know Your Enemy" plays. Aaron Enigma looks on with a somewhat satisfied look on his face and celebrates with the crowd.


Main Event: King Motor-Colt V. Cthulhu; Special Referee: WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch

Well, folks. Coming up next, our main event: Cthulhu V. King Motor-Colt, with WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch refereeing.

What‘s really interesting here is that the referee has a bounty on his head. Will anyone try to cash in during this match?

That remains to be seen. Also, you figure the winner would have to be considered for a World Title shot down the line.

Without further ado, let’s go to the ring!

The following contest is set for one fall, with a half hour time limit.
*New Blackjacks theme*
Please welcome the special referee for this match, LittleNaitch!
*Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST- Nikopol*
Introducing first, from WWCF Headquarters, weighing in at 180 pounds, Cthulhu!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And his opponent, from the Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 247 pounds, King Motor-Colt!

Naitch checks both men for weapons, then calls for the bell. Cthulhu charges Colt, but is met with a boot to the gut. Colt hit’s a snap suplex and goes for the pin.
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Kickout.
Colt hit’s a DDT and goes for another cover.
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Kickout.
He tries another DDT, but Cthulhu blocks it, and hit’s a suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu glares at Naitch, perceiving the count to have been slow. Naitch simply pantomimes the count, as Colt rolls up Cthulhu.
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Kickout.
Colt hit’s a German suplex and bridges up for the cover.
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Kickout.
It’s Colt’s turn to question the speed of the count, but Naitch again pays him no mind. Cthulhu comes up behind Colt and applies a sleeper hold. Naitch checks to see if Colt’s out, but Colt powers out. Cthulhu charges, but is met with a back body drop. Cover.
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Kickout.
Colt pulls Cthulhu up by his hair, but Cthuhlu rolls Colt into a small package.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu stomps Colt, and applies a half Boston crab. Colt get’s to the ropes, and Naitch forces Cthulhu to break the hold. Cthulhu measures Colt for the Yakuza kick, but Colt blocks it and hit’s a jawbreaker, followed by Million Dollar Kneelift. As Cthulhu rises, Colt goes for a running neckbreaker, but Cthulhu blocks it and hit’s a dropkick to the knee. He follows it with a single knee face breaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu whips Colt into the ropes, but Colt ducks the clothesline, and hit’s a running neck breaker. Colt goes to the top rope, and as Cthulhu get’s up, he leaps from the rope, but Cthulhu catches him with a punch to gut, followed by a lung blower. Cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu angrily drops a forearm across Colt’s throat, and then pick’s him up and perches him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him and starts punching him. Naitch pulls him down, and admonishes him. The two argue, as Colt manages to recover. Cthulhu shoves Naitch, who responds in kind, knocking Cthulhu right into Colt’s Final Thought submission! Cthulhu tries to hold on, but finally tap’s out.

Here is your winner, King Motor-Colt!

Naitch raise Colt’s hand in victory.

What a big win for Motor-Colt!

That’s gotta at least earn him consideration for a title shot.

What a show we’ve had tonight. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Good night from Monday NiteRaw!


Match writing credits: Evil M, Jonathan Michaels, Headbanger Man, and M.O.P.