Monday Niteraw - May 18, 2009

Monday NiteRaw
May 18th, 2009


Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside the esteemed Jesse King!

Thank you Gorilla. Tonight is the last stop on the road to Survivor Team Challenge Series! And what a show it’s going to be! Aaron Enigma takes on Seth Drakin for the Championship of Honor!

Can Aaron step up and capture his first championship tonight? We will see!


grbjazzman V. M.O.P. and Cthulhu

Mike Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our opening contest here tonight on Monday Nite-Raw. It is set for 1 fall and is the second leg of the 3 R's Challenge

*'Sing, Sang, Sung' is heard throughout the arena as grbjazzman makes his way to the arena with KGX in tow*

Introducing first, from Upstate New York and being accompanied to the ring by KGX... GRBJAZZMAN!

*KGX grabs the mic from Muffer to a mixed reaction*

Round two, Jazzman. Tonight's handicap match will be quite a spectacle. But, let's make it a little more interesting. This match will be fought under No DQ rules. Hope you do well Jazz... WHAT THE HELL!!!

As KGX finished his talk with Jazzman, a hooded fan rushes the ring and begins putting a beatdown on Jazzman.

Jesse: What is going on here Gorilla??

The fan is nearly corralled by security, but KGX chases them off. KGX then gets in the hooded man's face and starts shouting at him. The two exchange words before KGX breaks into a big smile and hugs the masked fan.

KGX: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new tag team partner... Sweet & Sour!

*S&S takes off the hood to reveal himself to the fans*

KGX: Don't you see Jazzman? Last week I saw weakness in you. I knew you didn't have what it took. So I went out and acquired a plan B. Sweet and Sour knows what it takes and I know that together we'll get to the top of this tag team scene. As far you and your challenge let's get Cthulhu and M.O.P. out here and a referee. Ring the bell you monkey!

Cthulhu, M.O.P. and the ref sprint down to the ring. M.O.P. nails Jazzman with the Turnpike Driver and Cthulhu covers him for the easy three count.

Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners the team of Cthulhu and M.O.P!!!

While Cthulhu and M.O.P. celebrate on the ramp like they've won the world title, KGX picks up Jazzman and hits him with an Emerald Flowsion. "Your team v. my team at Survivor Team Challenge... see you there"

Well, KGX and Sweet & Sour forming a new tag team here. It’ll be interesting to see how they fare, especially next week at Survivor Team Challenge Series.

Up next, Above Average V. Starshine!


Above Average V. Starshine

Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit.

*Supermassive Black Hole plays as Starshine makes his entrance*

Michael Muffer - Representing The Corporation and weighing in tonight at 220 pounds. He hails from Sydney, Australia. He is the Technical Professional, Starshine.

*Starshine enters the ring and looks at Muffer who lowers his head, gives the him the mic and leaves the ring.*

Starshine - Last week I made a challenge to our illustrious InterForum Champion. I challenged him to put a title shot for The Corporation on the line if I were to beat him tonight. Unfortunately he has yet to respond. So from my perspective I take it that he fears The Corporation. In fact I'd say the entire Story fears The Corporation. We represent everything that reflects success in this business. Those things being power, money, position, and talent. We are the most gifted group of individuals in wrestling history. We hold gold to our name. We stink of success, and every morning we piss excellence. The Story fear us, they know they're outmatched in every single way. So after Double A refused a response, I visited my friend The Sam who unfortunately has pressing matters at this time and isn't at my side tonight. *Crowd cheers* I told him about the situation and he approved of my challenge and granted my wish. It doesn't matter if you don't like it Double A, you just have to deal with it. If I win tonight one of us gets a shot at your belt. Now Michael Muffer, finish your job and for once show some passion.

*Poison starts playing on the PA as InterForum Champion, Above Average makes his way out to the crowds approval.*

Michael Muffer - Representing The Story, he hails from Belfast and weighs in tonight at 260 pounds. He is the WWCF InterForum Champion, Double A, Above Average.

*Double A and Starshine enter their respective corners*

*The bell rings*

Both meet up in the center of the ring, talking trash to one another. Starshine slaps Double A who takes a few steps back, clutching his cheek. Starshine walks back to his corner and climbs up taunting the crowd. He backs up and turns right into a Superkick. Above Average goes for the pin.
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Michael Muffer - The winner of this match, Above Average.

*Above Average stands over Starshine and holds up his title before making his way to the back. Starshine is still layed out in the ring as we go to a commercial break.*


Jonathan Michaels walks out of The Sam's office and bumps into Evil Masked wordlifeecw.

So, what was that?

The same as last week, Sam's just threatened to fire me if I don't "do the right thing" in our match tonight.

What exactly is that?

At this point, I just don't know.

Jonathan walks away.

I'm going to have to do something about this.


Evil Masked wordlifeecw, The General of the Monkey, and Jonathan Michaels V. “Evil La Parka”, The Headbanger Man, and TTS

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Six Man Hardcore Tag Team Match!

*W.A.S.P.-Wild Child*
Making his way to the ring first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
*La Parka’s WCW theme*
His partners, first. From Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 225 pounds, “Evil La Parka”!
*Johnny Cash-God’s Gonna Cut You Down*
And their partner, from Davie, Florida, and weighing in at 290 pounds. He represents the Corporation, and he is the Confederate Montego Bay Alcoholismweight Champion. He is The Jamaican Redneck… T! T! S!!!!
*Opening riff of Kane’s original theme, followed by Thunderstruck*
And their opponents. First, from Parts Unknown, Massachusetts, weighing in at 320 pounds. Representing The Story, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
*King Kong 2004*
And his partners. First, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
*Original Prankster*
And their partner. From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!

All six men are in at the same time for this one, Jess!

Michaels and La Parka begin brawling at the bell, while The General pairs off with TTS, and EMW with Headbanger Man. TTS get’s the better of the General, and dispatches him to the outside. Michaels does the same to La Parka, and then turns his attention to TTS. TTS takes a swing at Michaels, who ducks the blow, and responds with a clothesline. EMW and Headbanger Man go at it in the middle of the ring, where Headbanger Man belly-to-belly suplexes wordlifeecw. Michaels tackles Headbanger Man, while The General and La Parka slug it out on the floor. EMW sits up and steps out onto the ring apron. He prepares to climb to the top rope, but TTS catches him from out of nowhere with a leg lariat, knocking the Evil Masked Champion off the apron, and into the crowd control barrier. TTS then dives over the top rope, with a cross body onto wordlifeecw. TTS’s momentum takes them both OVER the guardrail and into the crowd.

The crowd getting a close up look at this one, Gorilla!

TTS stands up first, kick’s the Evil One in the ribs, and let’s out a hearty,

YA MON!

Back in the ring, Headbanger Man has Jonathan Michaels perched on the top turnbuckle. As he goes up top, a chair comes flying out of nowhere and hit’s him in the back of the head!

Where the hell did that come from?!

Headbanger Man rubs his head, and looks towards the ringside area, where TTS is standing with a sheepish grin on his face.

YA, SORRY ‘BOUT DAT MON!

Headbanger Man just shakes his head, and turns back towards the corner, but doesn’t see Jonathan Michaels. He looks around, and sees Jonathan digging under the ring. Headbanger Man reaches out to grab him, only to be met by the TACK CHAIR! Michaels uses the tack chair on Headbanger Man a few times, then turns to acknowledge the crowd. As he turns, however, La Parka dropkick’s the chair back in Jonathan’s face!

For those of you who are wondering, no. That is NOT an approved form of acupuncture.

La Parka covers Jonathan.
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The General breaks up the pin. He picks up La Parka and monkey flips him to the outside, but then turns right into a cowbell shot, courtesy of TTS. TTS makes the cover.
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Evil Masked wordlifeecw breaks up the pin. EMW choke slams TTS on top of the tack chair and makes the cover.
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Headbanger breaks up the pin by breaking a beer bottle over EMW’s head. Cover.
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Headbanger Man rolls off of EMW, and Jonathan Michaels comes crashing down on top of his partner with a moonsault. Headbanger Man hit’s the Impaler DDT on Michaels, then covers EMW.
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Here are your winners, the team of “Evil La Parka”, TTS, and The Headbanger Man!

The Headbanger Man grabs the Hardcore Title belt from ringside, and holds it up high, while standing over wordlifeecw. He then drops the belt on top of the champion and exits, as several officials and medical attendants run out to tend to the rest of the competitors in the match.


Headbanger Man sending a strong message to the Hardcore Champion!

wordlifeecw’s title reign may be on borrowed time, Gorilla!

Up next, King Motor-Colt takes on Square!


King Motor-Colt V. Square

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*I Don’t Care-Fall Out Boy*
Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds. Representing WWCF Corporate, he is one half of the Non-American Heroes, Square!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And his opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia. Weighing in at 247 pounds. He represents the Story, King Motor-Colt!

Colt and Square lock up, and Square applies a hammerlock. Colt reverses it, and locks on a side headlock. Square pushes Colt off into the ropes, and Colt rebounds with a shoulder block. He follows up with an elbow drop, and covers Square for 1. Colt locks on another headlock, but Square rolls Colt over for a 1-count of his own. Colt and Square nip up at the same time, and immediately tie up. Colt executes an arm drag, but Square pops up and hit’s a running clothesline, knocking Colt off his feet. Square quickly climbs to the top rope, and as Colt get’s to his feet, Square hit’s a cross body block on him, and holds him down for a 2-count. Square pulls Colt up and hit’s an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and covers Colt again.
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Kickout.
Square stops Colt a couple of times, and then yanks him up by the hair. As he goes for a fisherman suplex. Colt blocks it and rolls Square in a small package.
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Kickout.
Square angrily kick’s Colt in the face, and leg drops him. Cover.
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KICKOUT!

Colt kick’s out. WITH AUTHORITY!

Colt is on his feet, and Square can’t believe it! Square goes for a lariat, but Colt blocks it and hit’s a jawbreaker. With Square groggy, Colt runs the ropes and hit’s a million dollar knee lift. Square get’s to his feet, but Colt catches him with a running neck breaker. Colt then climbs to the top rope, and as Square get’s up, Colt connects with a flying forearm. Colt then lock’s on the Final Thought. Square taps.

Here is your winner, King Motor-Colt!


*Aaron Enigma is shown backstage*

Tonight I will be competing in my first title match. Just a few short months ago I was nothing but a rookie. The Story took me in and has helped me focus myself and now I get the chance to show them the fruits of my labor.

Seth, you have disrespected me at every chance, calling me dishonorable, a joke, saying I will never be as good as you. Tonight you are going to experience just how honorable I am, just how serious I am, and I will show you that I am the better man.

Tonight is the Head Detective's night to shine and if you don't agree with that, learn to Know Your Enemy.


Championship of Honor: Aaron Enigma V. Seth Drakin [c]

The following contest is the Championship of Honor match!
“Elementary, my dear Watson!”
*Know Your Enemy*
Introducing first, the challenger. From Concord, New Hampshire, but currently residing in Chicago, Illinois, he weighs in at 256 pounds. Representing the Story, Aaron Enigma!
*Blow Me Away*
And his opponent. From Stafford, Virginia, weighing in at 256 pounds. He is the Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!

Seth starts the match by pointing up to the ceiling, gesturing the higher power. Aaron doesn't get intimidated by it and charges at Seth as they lock up. Seth gets Aaron in a headlock but Aaron lifts him for a back suplex. Seth flips through it and quickly chop blocks Aaron. Falling to his knees, Aaron grabs his leg in obvious pain, as Seth quickly delivers a drop kick to his back. Aaron falls to the mat and Seth goes for the pin.

1..Aaron quickly kicks out.

Seth picks Aaron up and sets him up for a vertical suplex but Aaron counters it and delivers one of his own. He picks up Seth and throws him into the corner. He charges for a spear but Seth moves out of the way and Aaron's shoulder hits the ring post. Seth quickly follows up with a jumping armbreaker into a keylock. Aaron desperately tries to escape and makes it to his legs. He elbows Seth in the stomach but Seth counters with a knee to the midsection and throws Aaron into the ropes. He sets up a back body drop but Aaron kicks him in the chest, stunning Seth. He bounces of the ropes once more and hits a running STO on Seth. Aaron goes for the pin.

1...2.Seth kicks out.

Aaron tries to lock in the Gorilla Clutch but Seth kicks Aaron off him. He gets to his feet and charges at Aaron but Aaron picks him up drops him with a quick slam. He picks up Seth and goes for the Brilliant Deduction but Seth counters and attempts to hit the Tale's End. Aaron manages to counter it into a reverse STO and locks in Extreme Interrogation in the middle of the ring. Seth writhes in pain as Aaron puts as much pressure as he can into the move. Seth manages to use his momentum to flip through the hold but he is badly hurt. Aaron picks him up and throws him into the corner. A visible expression of fear evident on Seth's face when suddenly M.O.P.'s music hits.

M.O.P comes down to the ring and looks like he is going to hit Aaron. However, he switches and hits Seth, punching him to the ground. Aaron is shocked as M.O.P. exits the ring. He waves to Aaron with a cocky smirk as the referee calls for the bell. Aaron suddenly realizes that M.O.P. hitting Seth disqualifies him and the match is decided. Aaron drops to his knees, his title shot taken from him.

Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Enigma has been disqualified for breaking the Code of Honor. The winner of the match, and STILL Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!

Aaron sulks for a minute but then a big smile comes onto his face, realizing he was just outplayed. He grabs a mic and says:

M.O.P. I will give you tonight. You got the best of me, messing up my first title match. I should warn you though, don't mess with fire, you'll get burned.

Aaron exits the ring with a look of confidence.

Well, Aaron Enigma comes up short here tonight, but M.O.P. may regret his actions.

Gorilla, there’s no such thing as regret!

Well, that remains to be seen.

Next Monday is Survivor Team Challenge Series. We will see LittleNaitch finally get his hands on Seth Drakin, in a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match.

Also, The Story will take on WWCF Corporate in a Survivor Series match.

And just announced tonight, Team Jazzman will take on Team KGX in another Survivor Series match.

Don’t miss Survivor Team Challenge Series, next Monday night, live on Pay-Per-View!

For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Good night, folks!

Match writing credits: Starshine, grbjazzman, Evil M, and Aaron Enigma, w/ additional promo added by Jonathan Michaels