Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - May 17, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
May 17th, 2009


Relegate Hunter V. SuperSmark

The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit

(Smile Like You Mean It)
Introducing first, from Brighton, England and weighing 190 pounds, RELEGATE HUNTERS!

(Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)
And his opponent, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SUPERSMARK!

- The two lock up and SuperSmark drives Hunters into the corner. He motions for a clean break, but hits a cheat shop slap which riles up his opponent. Hunters charges out with a clothesline, and hits a deep armdrag. Smark breaks free, but Hunters send him to the outside following a headscissor takedown.

- Smark tries to regroup on the outside, but is hit with a pescado. Hunters drops Smark on the apron face first and rolls him back into the ring. He attempts to end it early with the Relegation (Lionsault), but Smark rolls out of the way.

- Smark takes over with a series of elbowdrops, followed by a knee drop off the top which gets a 2 count. Smark drops Hunters with a DDT, and locks in a Sharpshooter. Eventually, Hunters fights his way to the ropes. The referee forces Smark off of hios opponent, and Hunters tries to take advantage with a quick inside cradle, which gets 2. Smark responds by knocking down Hunters with a clothesline.

- Smark motions for The Crash, but Hunters fights out of it with elbow strikes to the head. Hunters hits a springboard crossbody, but Smark rolls through it for another near-fall. Smark complains vehemently to the referee, but turns around and eats a missile dropkick, followed by a running senton.

- Smark ducks a clothesline attempt, and tries for The Download, but Hunters escapes and hits a Sliced Bread #2, followed by a successful Relegation attempt, which earns him a three count.

Here is your winner and still undefeated...RELEGATE HUNTERS!

- As Hunters celebrates with the fans around ringside, SuperSmark looks out with rage etched all over his face.


*Brahma Bull is seen backstage*

Tonight begins my quest to conquer WWCF. stevierichardsfan Babyface be prepared to be amazed by "The Amazing" Brahma Bull.


Stevierichardsfan Babyface V. Brahma Bull

*Leave the Memories Alone*
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, being accompanied by Eli. From USA, weighing in at 225 pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
*Never Gonna Give You Up*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds, Brahma Bull!

Bull and Stevie lock up mid ring. Stevie applies a hammerlock, which Bull easily counters out of. Bull sweeps the leg, followed by an elbow drop and a 1-count. Bull challenges Stevie to apply a headlock, and Stevie complies. Bull easily escapes, and applies a hammerlock. Stevie breaks out, but Bull floors him with a clothesline. Cover.
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Kickout.
Bull locks on a half nelson, and begins laying into Stevie with some elbow shots, before transitioning into a headlock. Stevie rolls Bull over for a 1-count, before Bull rolls right back into the headlock. Eli begins pounding on the ring apron, trying to rally the crowd behind Stevie. Stevie muscles out of the headlock, and catches Bull with a slam. Cover, but only a 1-count. Stevie follows up with a suplex, for another 1-count. Bull fights back with a series of punches, but Stevie shrugs it off and hit’s a neck breaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Stevie waits patiently for Bull to stand up, and locks in the Sleeper Hold! Bull struggles in the hold, until the ref checks his arm. Bull resists, and “accidentally” shoves the ref back. With the ref out of position, Bull kicks Stevie low, and hit’s the Pedigree. With Stevie down, Bull locks in the Sharpshooter. Stevie taps out.

Here is your winner, Brahma Bull!


Heatz!!1 Championship Match: Legion V. Viva Los Bio Dome [c]

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. And it is for the Heatz!!1 Championship!
*Mordicai’s theme*
Introducing first, the challenger. From The Darkness Within You All, weighing in at 253 pounds, LEGION!!!
*The Safety Dance*
And his opponent. From Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds. He is the Heatz!!1 Champion! VIVA LOS BIO DOME!!!!

Viva starts off with a ridiculous dance. Legion just stares, until Viva suddenly jabs him in the eye. Viva follows up immediately with a scoop slam, followed by a standing frog splash. Viva goes for the cover, but only get’s a 1-count out of the deal. Viva pulls Legion to his feet, only for Legion to grab Viva by the throat and hit a big choke slam. Cover.
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2
Kickout.
Legion stays on Viva, pulling him up and hitting a diving European uppercut. Legion follows this with a shoulder breaker, and a cover.
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2
Kickout.
Legion sends Viva into the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a back body drop. Cover.
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2
Kickout.
Legion whips Viva into the ropes again, connecting with a big boot this time. Cover.
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2
Kickout.
Legion pulls Viva up again, but this time Viva tries to fight back, surprising Legion with a DDT. As both men lay on the mat, the referee begins his count.
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Both men are beginning to stir.
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Viva’s crawling towards the ropes.
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Legion’s starting to pull himself up.
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Viva’s pulling himself up, and both men are on their feet. They begin exchanging punches, with Legion overwhelming the champion. Legion tosses Viva into the corner, and follows up with a running clothesline in the corner. He pulls Viva out of the corner, and hit’s an over-the-shoulder reverse piledriver. Viva is out! Cover!
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2!
KICKOUT!!!
Legion can’t believe it! Frustrated, the challenger begins laying in with stomps, before mounting Viva, and raining down on him with punches and head butts. Viva tries to cover up, But to no avail. Legion pulls Viva to his feet, and taunts him, before going for the Fall From Grace. However, as he lifts Viva up, Viva catches him off guard with a roll up!
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KICKOUT!!!
Legion is on his feet immediately, as is Viva! Viva charges Legion, who back body drops the Champion, but Viva lands on his feet, and spins Legion around, and nails him with a jab! Viva nails a second jab! And a third! Then a fourth! Viva stops, and does a silly little dance, mocking Legion, before going for a final pun-LEGION BLOCKS THE PUNCH!!! Legion bends Viva’s hand back, causing him to cry out in pain. Legion lets go of Viva’s hand, only for Viva to nail the Purple Sticky Punch with the other hand! Cover!
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2!
KICKOUT!!!
Viva screams, unable to believe Legion kicked out of that! Viva starts choking Legion. The referee orders Viva to stop, and begins the 5 count.
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Viva breaks the choke. He starts slamming Legion’s head against the mat, then stands up and taunts the crowd with a Pauly Shore-type dance. Suddenly, the crowd begins cheering loudly, and Viva looks confused, but not for long, as Legion grabs the Champion from behind and hit’s a spinning neck breaker! The crowd is on their feet, as Legion makes the cover.
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The bell rings.
Legion, the referee, and the crowd, are all confused, as Michael Muffer stands up to make the announcement.

Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired! The match ends in a draw. Therefore, STILL Heatz!!1 Champion, VIVA LOS BIO DOME!!!

The crowd vocalizes their displeasure, as Legion argues with the referee. Viva, barely conscious, rolls to the outside, where Michael Muffer hands him his belt. Viva collapses in a heap on the floor. Legion rolls to the outside, and goes after Viva again, but the referee pulls him off. Viva quickly heads up the ramp, with Legion staring after him angrily, as Heatz!!1 comes to an end.


Match writing credits: Headbanger Man and Evil M, w/ promo by Brahma Bull