Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - May 31, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
May 31st, 2009

Boiler Room Brawler V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface w/ Eli

The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit!

(Leave The Memories Alone)
Introducing first, accompanied by Eli, from BadStreet, weighing 225 pounds, STEVIERICHARDSFAN BABYFACE!

*As Stevie waits for his opponent, the following plays*

*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the steamy mists of the boiler room, pipe wrench slung over his shoulder.*

stevierichardsfan, I feel baad... for YOU!

Because YOUR FATE fate is in MY HANDS, I, BRB, will give YOU, ev-ery op-por-tunity to just let ME flatten YOU with MY pipe wrench and get the match overwith!

I don't have time to waste with you on my yellowbrick road of PAIN!

BRB has set his sights for the top, and here I come!
*cue entrance video*

(I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care))
And his opponent, from Rockford, Illinois and weighing 350 pounds, BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!

- Brawler runs from the gorilla position with wrench in hand. The referee forces him to drop the wrench, and eventually Brawler obliges, and places it in the corner.

- Brawler and Stevie lock up, but Brawler is too strong and throws Stevie across the ring. This happens a second time. Stevie goes for a waistlock takedown, but Brawler simply backs him into the corner, and lands a couple of chops, and then hits an avalanche in the corner. Brawler hits an Atomic Drop, followed by a running shoulderblock. He goes to the top rope, but misses with an elbow drop.

- As Brawler sits up, Stevie lands a low dropkick, but Brawler powers out of the pinfall attempt at the one count. Brawler goes for a front kick, but Stevie ducks it and lands a short DDT. He goes up top for a flying bodypress, but is caught by Brawler.

- BRB hits a fallaway slam, and goes for the pinfall, but Stevie just about gets his foot on the ropes. Frustrated Brawler gets Stevie into the Full Nelson, and then after a while, slams him down to the mat. He lines up for the Spear, but Stevie leapfrogs it and goes for a shoolboy roll-up, which gets 2 this time.

- Stevie goes for the Stevie Kick, but Brawler avoids it, and hits the chokeslam. He then succesfully lands the Senton from the top rope, and gets the 3 count.

Here is your winner, BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!

- After the match, Brawler smashes Stevie over the head with the wrench, and then exits through the crowd.


Heatz!!1 Championship Number One Contender’s Triple Threat Match: Koda V. Legion V. The General of the Monkey Army

The following triple threat match is set for one fall, and is to be contested with a 20 minute time limit. The winner will be the number one contender for the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship!
*Mordicai’s Theme*
Introducing first, from The Darkness Within You All, weighing in at 253 pounds, Legion!
*King Kong 2004*
Next, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
*Agent of Chaos*
And, from Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, Koda!

The three competitors eye each other wearily, when…

*Safety Dance*

Viva Los Bio Dome walks out onto the stage to watch.

Legion and Koda, collectively known as the Deadly ‘N’ Sinful, get on either side of the General, and rush him. The General moves at the last second, and the partners collide. The General quickly rolls Legion up.
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Kickout.
Koda grabs the General by the hair, and yanks him to his feet. Legion nails the restrained General with a big boot. Legion covers the General.
1
Koda pulls Legion off, and covers the General.
1
Legion pulls Koda off. The two argue over who should make the pin, allowing the General time to recuperate. Koda and Legion turn just in time for the General to meet them with a double clothesline. The General covers Koda.
1
Kickout.
The Genera then covers Legion, who shoves him off before a 1-count. Legion hit’s a diving European uppercut on The General. Koda then delivers the Arkham Straightjacket to The General. Cover.
1
2
Legion breaks up the pin.
Koda glares at Legion, who simply shrugs, before kicking Koda in the gut, followed by a DDT. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
Legion grabs Koda and tosses him into the corner. The General nails Legion with a clubbing blow to the back of the head, but Legion shrugs it off, and hit’s the Fall From Grace on The General. Koda runs up behind Legion, and tosses him from the ring, and covers The General.
1
2
3

Here is your winner, and number one contender to the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship, Koda!

As the referee raises Koda’s hand, Viva Los Bio Dome clocks him from behind with the Heatz!!1 Championship belt. Legion rushes Viva from behind, and nails a lariat to the back of the head. Legion helps Koda out of the ring, and raises his hand in victory once more.

Meanwhile, Viva slowly gets to his feet…

*Smile Like You Mean It*

Relegate Hunter runs to the ring, and extends a hand to Viva. Viva looks at Hunter for a minute, then, with a smirk on his face, goes for the handshake… but Hunter pulls his hand back and punches Viva in the mouth with the other hand. The bell rings, and our main event is under way.


Non-Title Main Event: Relegate Hunter V. Heatz!!1 Champion Viva Los Bio Dome

Hunter follows the punch with an arm drag, and covers Viva.
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Kickout.
Viva slowly get’s up, still feeling the effects of the lariat from earlier. Hunter goes for a snap suplex, but Viva is able to block it. Hunter tries again to lift Viva, who shifts his weight, and hit’s a face buster on Hunter. Cover.
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Kickout.
Viva relentlessly stomps Hunter, before hitting a standing frog splash. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
Viva pulls Hunter off the mat, and Hunter tries to fight back, but Viva shut’s him sown with a DDT. Cover.
1
2
Kickout!
Viva pounds the mat in anger and frustration, before shoving Hunter’s face into the mat. After delivering a curb stomp, Viva goes to the top rope. As he leaps off for a full body press, Hunter rolls out of the way, and Viva eats canvas! Hunter slowly pulls himself up. With Viva writhing in pain on the mat, Hunter goes for the Relegation(Lionsault), but Viva is able to get his knees up into Hunter’s ribs. Viva crawls over and covers Hunter.
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2
KICKOUT!!!
Viva screams in anger! What does he have to do to put Relegate Hunter away?! Viva picks up Hunter and fires off a few punches. After the fourth, Viva mocks Hunter with some bad dancing, before delivering the Purple Sticky Punch. But Hunter block’s the punch! Hunter responds with a punch of his own, followed by an atomic drop, and a dropkick. Cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Hunter pulls Viva off the mat, and hit’s Sliced Bread # 2! Cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Hunter pulls Viva up and goes for The Dentist’s Dream, but Viva blocks it and power bomb’s Hunter! COVER!!!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Viva yanks Hunter up by his mask, and set’s him up for the Bio DOME, but Hunter rolls out of it and hit’s the Dentist’s Dream!
COVER!!!
1!
2!
3!!!

Here is your winner, Relegate Hunter!

The ref raises Relegate Hunter‘s hand in victory, as Hunter stands victoriously over the fallen Champion, as Heatz!!1 comes to a close.


Match writing credits: Headbanger Man and Evil M, w/ additional promo by Boiler Room Brawler.