Monday Niteraw - February 8, 2010
3/5/10
Jesse King - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Jesse King!
Tim Hoss - And I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss.
Jesse King - Tonight, we have quite a show on tap!
Tim Hoss - Two Championships will be decided on this very show!
Jesse King - That‘s right. First, we have the Heavy Metal Express challenging The Southwest Connection for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship.
Tim Hoss - And in our main event, The Boiler Room Brawler puts the Hardcore title on the line against the former champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Jesse King - Also, we will see the World Champion and his challenger in action, as Aaron Enigma and Viva Los Bio Dome compete in Pick Your Poison matches!
Tim Hoss - Plus, The General of the Monkey Army will face Inspector Shetty in a match for possession of the Inspector‘s spot in the WWCF Rankings!
Jesse King - Plus, Square will battle Cage King!
Tim Hoss - All that… tonight!
(we see Fred Neric backstage with the Southwest Connection)
Fred Neric – Tonight ladies and gentlemen, the 3 time WWCF Tag Team champions will be putting their titles on the line tonight against the Heavy Metal Express. Naitch, what is your game plan tonight?
Naitch – You see Fred, we didn’t become 3 time tag team champions from selling Girl Scout cookies. We did it by proving we are the best, by taking down the competition and by dominating the enemy. We have proven we are the best. And these tag titles are our evidence.
Fred – That may be true, but what say you Tyfo that the SWC are bragging more than fighting and that many critics are saying the titles will once again change hands here tonight?
Tyfo – You know something Fred? Maybe you’re right. Maybe the SWC have gotten soft. And so I guess we need a bit of help getting back on the right path. The path of victory. The path of The Family.
(The Sam walks into frame wearing a suit and a bandage on his forehead after last weeks attack)
And just in case you couldn’t figure it out. I will be the third member of The Sam's Team at Wargames. This is where The Family Begins again.
(The SWC and The Sam walk off)
Fred Neric – Wow! Shocking news, back to you’s at ringside.
*Commercial Break:
Taco Bell
Net Flicks
Toyota*
Tim Hoss - Folks, we‘re back.
Jesse King - Our opening contest is the much-anticipated WWCF Tag Team Championship match! Let‘s go to the ring!
WWCF Tag Team Championship Match: The Southwest Connection V. The Heavy Metal Express
The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit, and it is for the WWCF Tag Team Championships!
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
Introducing the challengers, at a combined weight of 498 pounds - The Headbanger Man and D-Day Dave...THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!
- The HME come to the ring with flashier attire on, both men with groupies on each arm. They pull out personalised drum sticks and guitar picks and tease giving them to members of the crowd, but instead they keep them for themselves. They get into the ring and play air instruments, as the groupies walk to the back.
(New Blackjacks Theme)
And introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, being accompanied by The Sam, they are the WWCF Tag Team Champions - Little Naitch and Tyfo...THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!
- The champions walk purposefully to the ring as the HME roll to the outside. Tyfo has his Money In The Bank briefcase in hand, and Naitch is wearing a brand new gold robe. They pose with the belts on the turnbuckles The Sam smiles and applauds from ringside.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Well this is it ladies and gentlemen, for Tag Team gold!
Jesse King: That's right Gorilla, both this teams have been feuding for quite some time now, and it has led to this match.
TH: Last week we saw a shocking act by the Heavy Metal Express, the former fan favourites aligning themselves with "King" Viva Los Bio Dome in a bit to run roughshod over the WWCF.
JK: Certainly we saw a new side to this team, and with victory tonight they would go a long way towards acheiving their goal, but the Southwest Connection are undeniably the greatest team in this company's history. The 3-time tag team champions have experience on their side, and they need to use their world-renowned synergy to keep this still fairly new team of Headbanger Man and D-Day Dave at bay.
- The referee holds up the titles and then calls for the bell. Naitch and Headbanger Man start the match with a staredown. Headbanger turns his head away, and then goes for a right hand, but Naitch blocks it and hits one of his own. Naitch connects with a series of right hands, whips Headbanger off the ropes and lands a back body drop. Headbanger escapes under the bottom rope as Naitch challenges him to get back in there and fight.
TH: Headbanger Man doing some regrouping after that onslaught from Naitch.
JK: Both men have been exchanging verbal barbs all week, but now its time to put up or shut up.
- Headbanger gets on the apron and demands that Naitch be kept back. He climbs into the ring, and goes for another right, but Naitch ducks it and applies a side headlock. Headbanger manages to push him off the ropes, and then hits a shoulder knockdown. He goes for an elbow, but Naitch rolls out of the way. Naitch goes for an inside cradle.
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- Headbanger kicks out, and then takes down the former WWCF Heavyweight Champion with a clothesline.
TH: Naitch going for a quick pinfall there, but Headbanger may have just halted his early momentum.
- Headbanger whips Naitch into the corner, but misses with a charge. Naitch takes him down with a dropkick, before tagging in Tyfo.
JK: Looks like you spoke too soon, ya big dumb ape.
TH: Don't start Jesse. Here comes Mr Money In The Bank for the first time in this contest!
- Tyfo comes in with a double axehandle, before hitting a short-arm clothesline. He drops a leg, and then makes a cover.
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- Headbanger kicks out. Tyfo executes a running bulldog, before heading to the top turnbuckle. He goes for a fist drop, but Headbanger avoids the contact. Tyfo shakes his hand in pain, and is then met by a huge boot from Headbanger. The drummer then hits a backbreaker, before tagging in D-Day Dave.
TH: Tyfo perhaps going for a high risk move too early, and it seems like the Heavy Metal Express will take the initative here, as the former CEO of this company enters the ring.
- D-Day Dave arrogantly stomps on Tyfo a few times, before picking him up and hitting a scoop slam. He lands a European uppercut which sends Mr MITB into the corner, and then Dave wails away with some punches, before tagging Headbanger back in.
- Headbanger gets Tyfo in position for an alley-oop powerbomb, but Tyfo reverses it into a pinning combination!
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2...
- Kick out. A stunned Headbanger lands a knee to the gut, followed by a swinging neckbreaker.
TH: Tyfo almost got the pinfall there with a terrific reversal!
JK: Yeah, but he's down on the canvas again now courtesy of that neckbreaker.
TH: Still, the Heavy Metal Express can't become too cocky, because they're dealing with savvy veterans here.
- Headbanger Man uses a snapmare takeover, and then puts Tyfo in a chinlock, while forcing his knee into the spine of his adversary. Naitch wills his partner on from the apron, while the Heavy Metal Express both do some trash-talking. The referee checks on Tyfo, who soon enough gets to his feet and delivers a few back elbows. He hits a running lariat, and makes his way towards Naitch for the tag, but Headbanger grabs his leg before it can be made, and then drags him towards the HME corner.
TH: Oh man, Tyfo was so close to making the tag there. Naitch wants in this match in the worst way!
JK: Of course he does, but right now the Heavy Metal Express are preventing him from doing so.
- Dave gets tagged in, and hits a suplex, before placing Tyfo in another submission move, the camel clutch. Tyfo wriggles to get out of the predicament, but Dave lands some crossfaces to keep him down. Despite this, Tyfo gets to his feet, and with Dave on his shoulders, drops him forwards into an electric chair drop!
TH: Great veteran counter by Tyfo there! Now can he tag in his partner?
- Both Tyfo and Dave are down. The ref goes to count, but both men begin crawling to their respective partners. Eventually, Dave makes it to the Headbanger Man....who cannot prevent Tyfo from tagging in Little Naitch!
JK: Here we go, Gorilla!
- Naitch hits Headbanger with a series of clotheslines. He scores with a hiptoss, and then lights up his opponent with a huge chop, eliciting a "Woo!" from the crowd.
JK: Holy crap, that looked like it hurt!
TH: You better believe it. No-one uses the ol' reverse knife-edge quite like Little Naitch!
- Naitch knocks Dave off the apron, and then hits a belly to back suplex on Headbanger.
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- Kick out. Naitch goes for a bridging pin.
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- Again, Headbanger manages to kick out. Naitch hits a jawbreaker, and tags in Tyfo, who comes in with a snake eyes, followed by a powerslam. He signals for the Texas Cloverleaf, but Dave gets into the ring. Tyfo lets go of the hold, but Naitch runs in and takes Dave back outside the ring again.
TH: Dave may have just saved the match for his team there. Tyfo looked like he was going for that patented Texas Cloverleaf.
- Headbanger pushes Tyfo into the ropes and tries to roll him up, but Tyfo hangs on to them. Headbanger charges, but is met with a forearm to the head. Tyfo goes for the twist of fate, but is pushed away. Headbanger lands a kick to the gut, and then sets up for the Holy Driver, but its countered into a back drop. Tyfo then picks him up and hits a piledriver of his own!
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- 2.9! Tyfo can't believe it!
TH: Wow, Tyfo was so close to ensuring that his team retain those belts!
JK: Headbanger may have kicked out purely on instinct there.
- Outside the ring, Dave and Naitch exchange blows. Naitch charges at Dave, but he moves out of the way, and Naitch crashes into the barricade. On the inside, Tyfo whips Headbanger into the corner, and then hits a running clothesline. He then sets Headbanger onto the top rope.
TH: Tyfo could be looking to finally end it here.
- Tyfo calls for the Tumbleweed, but Dave scrambles back onto the apron. Tyfo manages to kick him away, but Headbanger punches him in the gut. He then comes off the top rope with the Blastbeat Bomb!
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- Naitch suddenly re-enters the ring and breaks it up!
TH: I thought we had new champions there, Jesse! Naitch came to his partner's rescue at the last possible second!
JK: That Blastbeat Bomb usually finishes opponents off, but now the Heavy Metal Express will have to find another way to win this match!
- Naitch with a running kneelift on Headbanger. He then drags Tyfo to the Southwest Connection corner, and tags himself in.
TH: Smart tactics by Naitch here! He knows that was too close a call!
- He grabs Headbanger by the legs, and locks in the Figure-4! Headbanger screams in agony! Just as it seems as if he might tap, Dave comes in with an elbow drop to Naitch!
TH: Now it's Dave's turn to save the match for his team!
JK: Any longer and we would've seen a submission there, no doubt.
- Dave enters the ring and stomps on Naitch, who has fully released the figure-4. The referee tries to get Dave out of the ring, and soon Naitch obliges with a clothesline, which sends him over the top rope. He badmouths the guitarist, and but turns around into a kick to the midsection...Double Bass DDT!
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Here are your winners, and new WWCF Tag Team Champions...THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!
- Tyfo tries in vain to break-up the pinfall, but he doesn't quite make it. Headbanger limps to his feet, and starts to celebrate wildly!
TH: New champions, new champions! The Heavy Metal Express have done it!
JK: They're definitely gonna rock and roll all night following this!
- A slightly disoriented Dave joins Headbanger in the ring, and the two men are given the tag title belts. Tyfo makes his way over to Naitch and checks on his partner, as the HME pose on the turnbuckles with the title belts. They embrace, and then play air instruments all the way up the ramp.
TH: A lot of people don't like their new attitude, and I'm one of 'em, but they've beaten the greatest team in this company's history. I'm sure the Southwest Connection will be looking for the chance to become 4-time champions somewhere down the line.
JK: But for this night, it appears as if Heavy Metal Hollywood has started as they mean to go on!
*Commercial Break:
Papa Johns
Volvo
Nintendo Wii*
Pick Your Poison Match: Viva Los Bio Dome V. An opponent of Aaron Enigma‘s choosing
The telecast returns from commercial break with Aaron and Viva in the ring. Aaron has a Microphone.
Aaron Enigma: Well, now that I have you here, I might as well tell you who you're facing. The biggest man in the WWCF, of course! Amigo!
Amigo takes his time getting to the ring. It's clear he's all business tonight.
Aaron Enigma: Oh, and good luck. You're going to need it.
Aaron joins both Jesse King and "Gorilla" Tim Hoss on commentary.
The referee motions for the bell and both men lock up. Amigo instantly hurls Viva into a turnbuckle and starts raining down with punch after punch.
Viva eventually slides out from under it and runs to the other side of the ring. Amigo charges him and walks into a kick to the face. It barely phases him.
Jesse King: So, what do you think about Viva? Are you afraid of him?
Aaron Enigma: Not one bit. Here's a guy who is the quintessential loose cannon, yes, but he's also no match for my quick wit. I will abuse him at Ernest Goes to Wargames, and that's elementary.
Amigo hits Viva with a full body press. Viva gets up but is disoriented and Amigo hits him with a vicious lariat!
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Viva is in trouble, guys! That was a bonecrushing lariat!
Jesse King: He sure is, and now Amigo's tuning up for the Bom-Ba Ye!
Viva sits up and Amigo charges him. Viva has enough of his wits about him to lay down, sending Amigo into the corner. Amigo turns around and walks directly into a Purple Sticky Punch!
Jesse King: [color=99ff66]Purple Sticky Punch! But is Viva strong enough to get Amigo up for the Bio-DOME?!
Aaron Enigma: Oh, without question he does, Jess. You see, Viva likes to play the role of the underdog. It's why I refuse to stoop down to his petty level, you know, aside from bashing his brains in last week. He wants everyone to believe that he's the one that is up against the wall. No. I'm the one with everything to lose, and he's the one to everything to gain. He isn't fooling me. I'm too smart for his cat-and-mouse antics.
Viva kicks Amigo in the groin and sets him up for the bio dome. Amigo picks him up for a sit down powerbomb but before he can execute it, Viva struggles into a small package.
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Michael Muffer - Your winner, "Hollywood King" Viva Loosssssssssss Bio Dome!
Aaron stands up at the annoucers table and claps for Viva. Viva points at his belt and motions it around his waist before doing his patented camera taunt.
*Commercial Break:
Tatsunoko V. Capcom
Frosted Mini Wheats
WWCF The Music: Volume 1*
”Shetty’s House Rules” Match: The General of the Monkey Army V. Inspector Shetty
Michael Muffer - The following is a Shetty’s House Rules match! In this match, Inspector Shetty will not be subject to countouts or disqualifications. If the General wins, he will take Inspector Shetty‘s place in the WWCF Rankings!
*Wannabe in LA*
Canned “SHETTY!” chants cue up as The Inspector makes his way down the aisle.
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Bombay, India, weighing in at 265 pounds, Inspector Shetty!
*King Kong 2004*
The General walks out, accompanied by Bongo the Gorilla.
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, being accompanied by Bongo the Gorilla, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
Referee John Creed calls for the bell. The General and Shetty tie up, and the General overpowers his enemy with punches, then tosses him to the floor.
Jesse King - Shetty getting unceremoniously removed from the ring, Gorilla!
Tim Hoss - But remember, Shetty can’t be counted out. He can sit out there as long he likes!
Shetty digs around under the ring and pulls out a trash can, which he tosses in the ring. The General charges, but Shetty nails him with the trash can! He then lifts the General up and slams him down on the weapon! Cover!
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Kickout!
Jesse King - C’mon Shetty! You know it’s gonna take more than that to put The General away!
Shetty tosses the General to the floor. Creed begins the count.
“1!
2!
3!”
The General starts getting up.
“4!
5!”
He starts inching towards the ring, Shetty baseball slide’s him into the crowd barricade!
“6!
7!
8!”
Bongo the Gorilla picks the General up and rolls him back in the ring!
Tim Hoss - And Bongo may have just saved The General right there!
Jesse King - Indeed. Had Bongo not intervened, that would’ve been a ten count for sure!
Shetty stomps the General, then drops an elbow across his back! He picks the General up, double underhook backbreaker! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Jesse King - Oh! The General just barely kicking out of that one!
Shetty rolls out of the ring and grabs a table, which he slides in the ring. He then retrieves a chair as well. He rolls back in and cracks the General right in the face!
Tim Hoss - He’s bleeding!
Jesse King - The General of the Monkey Army is wearing the crimson mask!
Shetty picks the bloodied General up and rams his head into the turnbuckle, then delivers a big backdrop! Cover!
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Bongo pulls John Creed out of the ring and lays him out with a Monkey Paw!
Jesse King - And Bongo taking matters into his own hands!
Shetty sets up the table in the middle of the ring, but Bongo comes up behind him and chokeslam’s him through the table! He quickly rolls the General on top as Will Alphonzo runs out!
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Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, The General of the Monkey Army!
Bongo picks up the battered General and carries him to the back.
Jesse King - The General with the win! He now claims Inspector Shetty’s spot in the rankings!
Tim Hoss - Now, didn’t that seem just a little unfair to you?
Jesse King - Hey, the General survived. That’s what it was all about, Gorilla. We’ll be right back.
*Commercial Break:
KFC
Castrol
wwcfshop.com*
Square V. Cage King
Michael Muffer - [color=ffff66]The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*I Don’t Care*
Square emerges from the back to a chorus of boos.
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the Revolution of Evolution, Square!
Cage King emerges from the back, performing a rap as he heads to the ring.
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, Cage King!
Spud Johnson calls for the bell. Cage King and Square lock up. Cage King shoots behind Square and takes him down. He transitions to a front facelock, but Square fights out of it. He comes off the ropes, but runs into a clothesline. King pulls Square up, powerslam. Cover.
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Kickout
Square quickly rolls out of the ring. Cage King follows him. The two trade punches on the floor, as Johnson begins his count.
“1!
2!”
Cage King whips Square into the crowd barrier.
“3!
4!
5!”
King charges at Square, who moves, causing Cage King to go flying over the barrier!
“6!
7!”
Square rolls back in the ring, then rolls back out, stopping the count.
He reaches over and pulls Cage King back over and rolls him in the ring. He crawls back in and makes the cover.
1!
Kickout!
Square stomps Cage King, then pulls him up and whips him into the corner! Running clothesline, bulldog! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Square sits Cage King up and goes for a blockbuster, but it’s blocked! Cage King to his feet, he grabs Square, suplex! Square back up, he walks into an inverted atomic drop, backdrop! Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
Cage King pulls Square up and sets him up for the Flashing Lights, but Square slides out and hit’s the SquarePlosion! Cover!
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Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, Square!
Jesse King - Square picks up the win, and makes a strong case for being the leader of Seth Drakin’s War Games squad!
Tim Hoss - Let’s not forget though, Seth Drakin also has the Truth Coalition, a mystery man who Square has apparently named, and an as-of-yet unnamed fifth member.
Jesse King - But don’t count out The Sam. Remember, he has the Southwest Connection backing him up, and who knows who the rest of his team will be!
Tim Hoss - One thing is sure, Ernest Goes to Wargames is shaping up to quite the event!
Jesse King - We’ll be right back.
*Commercial Break:
Pop Tarts
GEICO
Quiznos*
Pick Your Poison Match: Aaron Enigma V. An opponent of Viva Los Bio Dome‘s choosing
Michael Muffer - The following contest is a Pick Your Poison match, scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit!
(Make A Move)
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, currently residing in Chicago, Illinois, weighing 256 pounds, he is the WWCF Heavyweight Champion..."HEAD DETECTIVE" AARON ENIGMA!
- Aaron comes down to the ring holding his magnifying glass to a huge pop. He gives his fedora to a kid in the crowd, and then poses with the title once he gets into the ring.
"Hollywood" Viva: Oh, hey Aaron. I didn't see you there, or hear your stupid music, or watch your lame, crowd-pleasing shtick. I was too busy thinking about how hard of a time you're going to have defeating your opponent tonight. Production truck, hit his music please.
(Thunderstruck)
- The arena goes dark, and Evil M walks past Viva on his way into the ring. He sets off his pyro, and the lights come back on.
- "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome joins Jesse King and "Gorilla" Tim Hoss ringside. He has a smile on his face from ear to ear.
- Aaron tries to use his quickness early on in the match, hitting a dropkick as soon as the bell rings, however it doesn't send Evil M down. Aaron hits a couple of clotheslines which send him reeling, but he gets caught on a crossbody attempt. Evil gets him in position for a running powerslam, but Aaron manages to get a thumb to his eye, and lands on Evil in a pinning position.
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- Evil powers out, sending Aaron flying. The Head Detective again charges, but is nailed with a big boot to the face. Evil then hits a running elbow on the prone WWCF Champion. He goes for a lateral press.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Oh, man! Evil M is making his punches count!
"Hollywood" Viva: [color=LimeGreen]The guy is no joke. He is a massive man, and Aaron walks around with this pomposity like he's just better than everyone. He continually sells me short, and it's clear he's selling Evil M short right now.
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- Kick out by Aaron. Evil M clubs him in the back, and whips him off the ropes, but Aaron slides through the legs of his larger adversary, and then dropkicks him low before executing a running knee strike on a seated Evil.
- He then starts to work on the legs, dropping a few elbows into the knee joint, before utilising a senton drop with Evil's leg placed on the bottom rope. He signals that its time for the Extreme Interrogation submission hold, but Evil wisely rolls out of the ring. "King" Viva stands up to give him some encouragment from the booth.
- Evil kicks the steel steps in frustration, and then gets back onto the apron. Aaron goes to meet him, but gets snapped across the top rope neck first, sending him to the canvas. Evil steps over the top rope into the ring, and throws Aaron into the corner. He measures him with a back elbow, and then hits a big splash. He makes another cover.
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- Aaron kicks out again. Evil hits a bulldog, but neglects to go for a cover this time, instead he pummels him with lefts and rights. He gesticulates to the crowd and then attempts the running splash, but Aaron rolls out of the way just in time to avoid the impact. Aaron gets to his feet and hits an axe kick just as Evil is doing likewise.
- He points towards the corner and starts to climb the turnbuckles, but Evil gets up and meets him with a punch. Evil then scales the ropes and looks to hit a superplex, but its blocked. After a brief struggle, Aaron eventually manages to shove Evil down to the mat, and then hits a knee drop from the top rope!
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- This time Evil kicks out. The crowd starts to chant "Enigma", and Aaron responds by hitting a swinging neckbreaker, followed by a leg drop. He tries to get Evil in place for the Brilliant Deduction, but receives a knee to the head for his troubles. Evil hits a short-arm clothesline, before setting up for his own finisher, The Journey To Hell. However Aaron slides out of it, and hits him with a quick but punishing DDT. Both men are down as the referee starts to count.
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- Aaron stirs first, and grabs the ropes for leverage.
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- Aaron finally gets to his feet, and Evil M follows suit. Both men trade punches in the centre of the ring, and the former Hardcore Champion gets the better of the exchange. He whips Enigma into the ropes but telegraphs a back body drop, which is countered with a knee facebuster by Aaron. He then executes an impressive vertical suplex on the 320-pounder, which seems to take something out of Aaron as well. He crawls into a cover.
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- Evil M still won't stay down. A frustrated Enigma leans on the ropes, and locks eyes with Viva, who stands up and motions that he wants the belt. Enigma threatens to go after Viva, but thinks twice. He turns his attention back to Evil M, but walks right into a chokeslam! Evil hooks the leg.
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- Aaron gets his shoulder up, much to Evil's chagrin. Evil goes to pick up the champion by the head, but he gets caught in a sudden small package pin!
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- Evil kicks out. Enraged, he tries for a massive clothesline, but Aaron ducks underneath it, countering with a back suplex. He once again looks set to hit the Brilliant Deduction, when Yellow Jacket runs up the ramp and gets on the apron. Aaron releases Evil while the referee admonishes Yellow Jacket.
"Hollywood" Viva: Let's see if I can't change the tide, here…
- Meanwhile, Viva slides a chair to Evil M, as Aaron shoves YJ off the apron to the floor, and the referee gets knocked down in the melee. Aaron turns around, but sees the chair shot coming and kicks it back into Evil's face. He throws the chair out of the ring, and finally hits the Brilliant Deduction, as the referee gets his wits about him.
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3!
Michael Muffer - Here is your winner...the WWCF Champion AARON ENIGMA!
*Commercial Break:
Taco Bell
Truth
Tropicana*
Tim Hoss - And now it’s time for our main event!
Jesse King - Let’s take it to Michael Muffer!
Main Event: WWCF Hardcore Championship: The Boiler Room Brawler V. Jonathan Michaels
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And here we are with tonight’s main event, King!
Jesse King: The Hardcore Championship! Boiler Room Brawler has the chance to finally prove to the crowd that he is a true champion, TH!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The fans have turned against the Boiler Room Brawler ever since Michaels saved the Hardcore Championship and his brother-in-arms M.O.P. lost his Inter-Forum Championship to DR Jackson due to an explosive distraction.
Jesse King: It was the Man in Black. I believe Boiler Room Brawler, and so should the fans.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But that Hardcore Championship is all that the Boiler Room Brawler seems to have left. He will not get a second shot at the Inter-Forum Championship unless M.O.P. can recapture it from DR Jackson.
Jesse King: I think that DR Jackson and the Man in Black are in cahoots, Gorilla.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But the show must go on…
Michael Muffer: And now, your main event of the evening: the Hard… Core… Championship!
*“Original Prankster” by The Offspring hits the speakers.*
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, CA and weighing in at 240lbs: the challenger: Jonathan... Michaels!
*Michaels enters the arena to a chorus of cheers as he heads to the ring.*
Crowd: This is your belt! This is your belt!
Jesse King: Oh can it! The Boiler Room Brawler won that belt fair and square!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I agree with you there, King, but why was it Michaels who ended up saving the belt? Why didn't the Boiler Room Brawler defend it?
Michael Muffer: And the champion...
*The Crowd starts booing as "You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers.*
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Rockford, IL and weighing in at 350lbs... The Boiler Room Brawler!
*BRB heads for the ring as the crowd continues booing him. He scowls at such reception.*
Jesse King: Because he is a neutral party. He won that belt but he wanted the Inter-Forum Championship. Boiler Room Brawler proved at A Very Special World Wrestlecrap Federation Christmas that he can take on the champion from his very first try. If you hand the Boiler Room Brawler the ball, he will run with it!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He certainly had a good December, King. And even a good January, as he made no title defenses. But tonight is the moment of truth. The true mark of a champion is not the ability to win the belt, but to defend it. Michaels proved that he was our Hardcore Champion for many months, but how long can the Boiler Room Brawler keep it up?
*Referee Lloyd McFloyd explains the rules to Michaels and BRB and then starts the match.
Michaels throws a punch at BRB. BRB throws a punch at Michaels, knocking him back a few steps.*
Jesse King: Looks like they're letting each other get at least one hit in: not a good idea for Michaels.
*Michaels winds up and haymakers BRB straight in the face, making BRB take a single step back.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels put a lot into that punch, but this is a Hardcore Match, which means that he can resort to weapons - the appropriately named "great equalizer."
*BRB winds up and swings away, but Michaels sidesteps and elbow strikes BRB in the back and runs for the ropes.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I think that the match is really starting now.
*Michaels standing drop kicks BRB as he turns around, knocking him down.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He toppled BRB already!
*Michaels dives onto BRB and lays into him with punches, but BRB manages to shove him off of him.*
Jesse King: Spoken too soon.
*Michaels rolls into a standing position as BRB stands up himself. Michaels leaps over the top rope to the outside.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And Michaels is taking this outside!
*BRB crosses the ropes and both men rummage underneat the ring. Michaels finds a chair, while BRB finds a table.*
Jesse King: A table and a chair. If we can get a ladder the trifecta is complete.
*Michaels runs around the ring as BRB lifts the table over his head. Michaels tosses the chair to BRB, who lowers the table out of surprise.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Some fast thinking by Michaels...
*Michaels looks to the crowd, backs up, then runs, going up the table before BRB pushes it over, slamming Michaels onto his back with the table on top of him.*
Jesse King: He went for it, TH, but it didn't pay off.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: High risk wrestling is like high-risk gambling and finances: there's a chance for spectacular success and for spectacular failure.
*BRB gets on top of the table and calls for Referee Lloyd McFloyd to make the count, but he declines.*
Jesse King: Make the count, ref! BRB has this one!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Maybe not, King, let's look at the replay...
*Video footage shows the previous spot in slow motion.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: As we can see here, King, Michaels slipped on the table as the Boiler Room Brawler pushed it forward, making him fall on his front, and thusly his shoulders are not on the ground.
Jesse King: BRB would have had it if otherwise.
*BRB grabs the table and slides it off of Michaels. He grabs Michaels and drives him headfirst into the ringpost.*
Jesse King: Not good for Michaels!
*BRB grabs the chair and swings for Michaels, who rolls out of the way and thrusts his feet out to trip BRB, but only stalls him.*
Jesse King: BRB is on the warpath, there's no stopping him tonight!
*Michaels quickly stands back up as BRB runs for him. Michaels thinks fast by jumping into the air and dropkicking BRB straight into the chair, making him back up into the ring apron.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels is on the defensive. As has been established before, you cannot let BRB get in a good offense or else he will destroy you.
*Michaels runs up to BRB, leaps onto him, locking his arm around the back of his head, and DDT's BRB straight into the chair.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Nice move by Jonathan Michaels.
*Michaels grabs the chair and begins slamming it into BRB's back.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He's got to keep this up!
*BRB slowly gets up against Michaels's chair shots, to which Michaels jumps up to the apron, tucks the chair behind his legs, and jumps onto BRB, knocking him down again.*
Jesse King: Michaels is milking his advantage for everything that it's worth!
*Michaels rolls BRB over and goes for the pin. Referee Lloyd McFloyd counts 1... and BRB kicks out.*
Jesse King: ... But it's not enough, yes!
*Both men roll away from each other. Michaels is back on his feet first, and he runs up to BRB, who catches him and delivers an inverted atomic drop to Michaels.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That'll ruin his week!
*BRB grapples Michaels and Irish whips him into the ring steps.*
Jesse King: But BRB is back on the attack!
*BRB grabs the ring steps and lifts them over his head. Michaels is on his knees.*
Jesse King: It's over now, Michaels!
*Michaels delivers a low blow to BRB's nether regions, making BRB lower the steps and get down on one knee.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: That's two weeks ruined, King!
*Michaels stands up, limps over, and grabs the ring steps. He goes to slam them into BRB, but BRB manages to spring into action, tackling Michaels over, but the ring steps still slam into his back.*
Jesse King: BRB is not giving up that belt without a fight.
*Referee Lloyd McFloyd notices that BRB is on top of Michaels, and counts for the pin. 1... 2- but Michaels kicks out.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Michaels was caught by surprise, but he's not going to let that be the end of him tonight. He wants that belt back too.
*BRB gets off of Michaels and both men get up.*
Jesse King: It's funny that Michaels was having about this much trouble with Drakin last month.
*Michaels gets up on the guardrail and runs along it towards BRB.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What makes you say that? BRB hasn't been working specific parts of Michaels's body.
*Michaels leaps at BRB, who catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex and slams him into the remaining ring steps.*
Jesse King: BRB doesn't have to. BRB is a powerhouse who can simply beat an opponent into submission.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: BRB has barely gotten a 2-count out of Michaels. Drakin is a technical master and he came close to making Michaels say "I Quit," several times without the use of weapons.
*BRB goes for the pin. Referee Lloyd McFloyd counts 1... 2... but Michaels kicks out.*
Jesse King: BRB is getting there, one move at a time.
*BRB goes and grabs the other ring steps.*
Jesse King: Here we go, a ring step sandwich with Michaels as the meat!
*BRB lifts up the ringsteps and brings them crashing down on Michaels when there is an explosion upon impact that surprises BRB and knocks him backwards, losing his footing.*
Jesse King: Whoah!
*The crowd starts booing BRB.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Did BRB resort to his fire powers again? Or was it the man in black?
*BRB regains his composure and motions towards Jonathan Michaels.*
Jesse King: But if BRB used his fire powers, why would he? He could have finished Michaels right there!
*BRB pushes the rings steps over.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But if it was the Man in Black, why would he help the Boiler Room Brawler?
*BRB goes for the pin. Referee Lloyd McFloyd counts 1... 2... 3!*
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner by pinfall and still your World Wrestlecrap Federation Hardcore Champion: The Boiler Room Brawler!
*"You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers as the fans loudly boo BRB.*
Jesse King: Face it fans, BRB had this match finished without that explosion! It's a Hardcore Match anyways? Isn't this what you all want?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I am somewhat disheartened to begrudgingly agree with you, King. But now we won't know if BRB truly can retain his title until the next defense.
Jesse King: And where are the other Equalizers when you need them? Where is our World Champion? He's supposed to figure out who that Man in Black is!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Head Detective Aaron Enigma cracked the case of the Corporate Traitor in his feud with BRB, he will figure this mystery out, just you watch! But we are running out of time - I am Gorilla Tim Hoss.
Jesse King: I'm Jesse King.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And this was WWCF Niteraw signing off! We'll see you next week!
Credits: The Sam, The Headbanger Man, Evil M, Viva Los Bio Dome, and BRB
