Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - February 7, 2010

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 February 7, 2010

Sean Kelly - Welcome to WWCF Sunday Night Heatz!!1

Michael Gettenpill - We have a big show for you tonight! I’m Michael Gettenpill.

Sean Kelly - And I’m Sean Kelly. Tonight on Heatz!!1, we have the debut of the WWCF‘s newest superstar, as Smokin‘ Vokoun battles The Fishmonger!

Michael Gettenpill - He‘s been on a role lately, but tonight, Mr. Quintana Roo will be tested against the always sensational Ryan Starshine!

Sean Kelly - In a rematch from last week, Double H once again battles Xavian Gunn!

Michael Gettenpill - And in our main event, it‘s the former Inter-Forum Champion M.O.P. battling the man he beat to retire the Heatz!!1 Championship, TTS!


The Smokin‘ Vokoun V. The Fishmonger

Michael Muffer:The following contest is scheduled for one fall.


The lights go down and a purplish hue comes over the crowd

*Sinnerman by Nina Simone*

Michael Muffer: Introducing first....from Chicago, Illinois...weighing in at 275 pounds....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!

- As soon as the words: "Oh Sinnerman, where you gonna run too" Smokin Vokoun walks out. He walks very slowly, and walks in a deliberate and almost deformed manner. He glares at the crowd with really crazy looking eyes but also really sad looking eyes. The statement he is making with his eyes is "Help me... if you don't... I'll kill someone". The crowd is really afraid of him, they don't know what to think.

- Vokoun gets into the ring, and slumps into a corner and just stares at the entrance ramp.

*Salmon Dance by The Chemical Brothers*

Michael Muffer: And his opponent... from Brighton, England. Fighting out of Cape Cod, Massachusetts....weighing at 210 pounds. He is....THE FISHMONGER!!

- The Fishmonger walks to out and does his normal routine of pretending that he is fishing. But this time, he doesn't have the same enthusiasm.

- The Fishmonger gets on the apron but before he can get into the ring, Smokin Vokoun attacks him from behind and throws Fishmonger in the ring. The bell rings as Vokoun starts pounding away on to Fishmonger with fists and forearms. Vokoun rises his arms to the crowd but gets nothing but boos. Vokoun then starts to choke the life out Monger, and the ref starts his count but Vokoun stops before five.

- Vokoun, picks up Fishmonger and Irish Whips him into the ropes and performs a belly to belly suplex.Vokoun goes to his corner and waits for Fishmonger to stagger to his feet. When he does Vokoun runs toward him, trying for a Lariat.However, this time Fishmonger catches him with three arm drags in a row. Afterwords, a frustrated Vokoun leaves the ring to regroup while Fishmonger cheers to crowd. The ref starts to count.
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- Vokoun grabs a steel chair and starts hitting himself on the head with it until it makes a dent. Vokoun throws the chair into the ring and while The Fishmonger is distracted by the chair, Vokoun rushes into the ring and hits him with a STIFF Lariat Clothesline. The Fishmonger looks motionless.

- Smokin Vokoun picks up Fishmonger and hits ten hard Bionic Elbows which bust Fishmonger wide open. Vokoun sees the blood and goes nuts. He then starts biting Fishmonger's busted forehead and spits the blood toward the crowd. Again, the ref counts but Vokoun breaks before the five count. Vokoun shoves Fishmonger down, who tries to crawl away, but Vokoun just laughs and steps on Fishmongers back. Vokoun picks up Fishmonger and hits a Running Bulldog. He picks up Fishmonger and throws him into the ropes and hits a Samoan Drop. He goes for the cover
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- Smokin Vokoun pulls up Fishmonger and smirks, drawing a lot of boos from the crowd. He picks up Fishmonger and hits a Pulling Pile driver on him. He goes for another cover.
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- He pulls him up again, getting even more boos from the crowd. Smokin Vokoun picks up Fishmonger. He throws Fishmonger to the turnbuckle, he puts him on the top rope. Vokoun goes up to the top rope. Puts his arms around Fishmonger in a Full Nelson position. He stands up while Fishmonger is dangling. He jumps off the top rope with The Smoke Bomb. Vokoun covers Fishmonger.
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-After the match, Smokin Vokoun applies the Mandiable Claw on Fishmonger, and won't let go of it. The Fishmonger is shaking and convulsing and Vokoun is laughing madly. It's like he wants to kill him. He finally lets go as Fishmonger is now laying there motionless as Vokoun stands over him. EMT's come out to get Fishmonger out of there.

Michael Muffer: Here is your winner.... SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!

- The Fishmonger is taken away on a stretcher as Smokin Vokoun glares at crowd and celebrates his victory to a chorus of boos. He then grabs the mic.

Smokin Vokoun: You fans have just witnessed, the most unstoppable force in all of the WWCF! I have disposed of that worthless fish salesman and I have proven to all of you dirty...vile...and ingrate fans that I will stop at NOTHING TO DESTROY ANYONE THAT STEPS IN MY PATH!!! And let me tell you all something... you people are the reason I'm this monster. Everyone that I've ever met in this world has tormented me, abused me and IGNORED ME! I will not be ignored any longer! None of you understand my pain, none of you have had to live the life that I have led. NONE OF YOU!!!

- The crowd is booing loudly and this makes Vokoun crazy.

Smokin Vokoun: SHUT UP!!!!STOP BOOING ME!!!

-The crowd boos even louder. Vokoun covers his head and ears. He then goes to the outside and walks to the ringside area. He spots a fan sitting in the front row, who stands up and yells at him.

Smokin Vokoun: Hey little man... if you don't stop booing me... I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

-The fan continues to throw insults at Smokin Vokoun. Vokoun begins to turn around and then punches the fan right in the face. He grabs him and pulls him out of the crowd and continues to attack him.

Sean Kelly: What in the... has Smokin Vokoun gone insane?! You don't touch the fans... Smokin Vokoun has gone WAY over the line!!

Michael Gettenpill: Someone get security out here, now!

-Smokin Vokoun drags the fan into the ring and starts to hit him with his fists and forearms until, he busts the fan wide open. He then applies the Mandible Claw on him and he will not let go. At this time the WWCF security team finally show up, but can't get him off the fan. They finally get him off, but then Smokin Vokoun starts attacking the security guards. Just then more and more security men and POLICE OFFICERS charge the ring and STILL have a hard time getting Smokin Vokoun down.

Michael Gettenpill: This guy has just completely lost his mind, he just destroyed a fan, know he's trying to take out an entire police force!

-The police finally have been able to put handcuffs on Smokin Vokoun, but he is still fighting. One police officer puts him in a straight jacket and about five men have to carry him out of the ring. The camera follows the men as they take Smokin Vokoun out of the arena and stuff him inside a paddy wagon. The camera goes in for a close up on the window of the door, which shows Smokin Vokoun sitting there with the straight jacket on with those serial killer eyes.

Fade Out


*Commercial Break:
Papa Johns
Sears
GEICO*


Sean Kelly - And we’re back!

Ryan Starshine V. Mr. Quintana Roo

Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.

*Super Massive Black Hole*
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Star City, Australia, weighing in at 220 pounds, Ryan Starshine!

Starshine walks out to a loud ovation from the audience.

Sean Kelly - A rather surprising turn of events, huh Michael? Ryan Starshine, one of the most hated men in the WWCF, now being cheered by our fans.

Michael Gettenpill - Well, I think the fans recognize that Ryan is one of the most talented men on the roster and that he leaves it all in the ring, week after week. And they love him for it.

"Strike a pose"

Michael Muffer - “Introducing first, from Your Wildest Dreams, weighing in at 215 lbs, Mr. Quintana Roo!”

"Vogue" by Madonna plays as Mr. Quintana Roo walks through the curtain followed by Leon Sharpe.

Sean Kelly - What is Leon Sharpe wearing?

Michael Gettenpill - I believe that is the new Leon Sharpe t-shirt, Sean. From what I understand, if you order two Mr. Quintana Roo shirts, you get the Leon Sharpe shirt for just $1.02!

Sean Kelly - Three shirts for $65. What a bargain.

Roo occasionally stops and gets photographed by Sharpe. Roo rolls into the ring.

The bell rings.

Starshine and Roo lock up, Roo shoots in for the legs, but Starshine steps back, causing Roo to eat mat. Not giving him time to get up, Starshine drops an elbow on the back of Roo’s neck, then maneuver’s around to the legs, locking in a modified cloverleaf submission. The ref goes to check, but Sharpe jumps up on the apron and starts frantically pointing at his shirt.

Leon Sharpe - You know you want this shirt! Your friends want this shirt! Your mama wants this shirt! You gotta get this shirt!

The ref tries to get Sharpe down, but Sharpe keeps ranting about the shirt. Starshine releases the cloverleaf and walks towards Sharpe, who quickly hops down. Starshine turns his attention back to Roo. He goes to pull Roo up, but Roo punches him in the midsection, then hit’s a DDT! Cover!

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Kickout!

Roo pulls Starshine up and whips him into the corner, running fore-NO! Starshine blocks it, arm wrench takedown! He holds onto the arm and starts laying into Roo with knees to the ribs!

Leon Sharpe - Hey! Starshine!

Starshine looks over in Sharpe’s direction.

Leon Sharpe - You need this shirt!

Starshine tells Sharpe to shut up, but Roo fight’s out of the arm wrench and suplex’s Starshine over! Instead of going for the cover, however, he stops to pose, as Sharpe jumps on the apron and starts snapping pictures. Starshine takes advantage and shoves Roo into Sharpe, knocking him off the apron! Roo leans over to check on his manager and Starshine rolls him up!

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Kickout!

Roo charges Starshine, who back body drop’s him over the top rope! With the crowd cheering him on, Starshine get’s a running start and dives over the top rope and onto Roo! Sharpe, meanwhile, is being tended to by the ringside doctor.

Leon Sharpe - Doc, I think I reinjured my leg!

Doc - Relax Leon. You’ll be fine.

Leon Sharpe - Oh I know I will.

As long as you buy the official Leon Sharpe t-shirt!

Sharpe slowly get’s up, as Starshine whips Roo into him! Roo immediately bounces back and knocks Starshine to the ground with a forearm!

Leon Sharpe - Bring him over here!

Roo drags Starshine over to Sharpe and holds him up, as Sharpe readies his cane. He swings, but Starshine moves and Sharpe stops just short of hitting his own man! Starshine quickly rolls back in the ring as the bell rings!

Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, as the result of a count out, Ryan Starshine!

The referee raises Starshine’s hand, but he doesn’t have a chance to celebrate before Roo nails him from behind with Sharpe’s cane! Roo lays into Ryan with shot after shot, until Sharpe finally pulls him off. The two exit, Sharpe still shilling his t-shirt, as the trainers run out to assist Starshine.

Michael Gettenpill - Ryan Starshine picks up the win, but Roo not taking defeat gracefully!

Sean Kelly - Something tells me that this issue is far from over!


*Commercial Break:
Bing
Quiznos
Nintendo DS*


Sean Kelly - And we’re back once more.


Double H V. Xavian Gunn

Michael Muffer: This contest is scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring from Sao Paolo, Brazil weighing in at 205 lbs, Double H!

Double H's theme blares on the PA system as he makes his way down the ring dancing to the rhythm of the flashing lights. He pulls himself into the ring with one arm and makes his way to the middle of the ring as the lights go back to normal.

Michael Muffer: And his opponent, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 245 lbs. Xavian Gunn!

The arena darkens as flashes of light strobe over the arena. From the smoke at the entrance Xavian Gunn appears. As he makes his way to the ring the picture for the fans at home appears glitched and shaky. He climbs into the ring and stands on the ropes in the corner and glares into the crowd.


The Bell rings and Xavian and Double H get into a collar-elbow tieup. Xavian pushes Double H into the corner. Double H looks at Xavian and does the cabbage patch with a bit of cheers from the crowd. Xavian doesn't look amused, though and throws a hook punch into Double H's chin, knocking him down.

Xavian jumps on top of Double H and begins throwing wild punches at him. The referee tries to pull Xavian off but is having a hard time doing so. The referee warns Xavian, who jumps off of Double H.

Xavian picks up Double H and puts him into the corner. He lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and prepares to do a superplex. Double H blocks the hold and instead launches Xavian over the rope and onto the concrete below.

Ref:1! 2! 3! 4!...

Xavian picks himself up but is caught by Double H in a twisting tuck back somersault, and they both crash on the floor. The chorus of cheers is heard over the arena.

Double H stands up first and tries to grab Xavian who pokes him in the eye. Xavian grabs Double H and DDTs him onto the floor.

Xavian picks up Double H and throws him into the ring, and climbs in before the ten count is completed. He grabs Double H and puts him into the Mexican Surfboard. The ref asks Double H if he gives up, but Double H refuses. Xavian throws Double H onto the ground and drops a couple of elbows on him.

Xavian grabs Double H and throws him into the ropes. Xavian goes for a clothesline, but Double H ducks and comes back off the ropes with a backspring with one hand planted into a kick which knocks Xavian down into the corner.

Double H comes running of the ropes and delivers a dropkick to the face of Xavian. Double H goes for the pin.

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Xavian kicks out, barely. Double H picks him up and goes for a German Suplex pin.

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Xavian manages to roll out of Double H's grip. Double H pulls Xavian up, again and gives him a strong chop to the chest. Xavian returns the favor and chops Double H back. Double gives a hard chop that nearly sends Xavian back onto the mat, but he still keeps his balance. Xavian pulls his arm back far and begins to throw a chop at Double H, but stops. Suddenly Xavian spits red mist into the eyes of Double H and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker.

Xavian goes for the pin onto Double H, who is obviously in pain from the burning mist in his eyes.

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Xavian lifts Double H's shoulders off the mat. He pulls Double H up and looks into his eyes. You can hear him yell at Double H. "You can be an example and martyr!" He connects with the Juke Joint Jezebel, and covers him for the pin.

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Michael Muffer: Here is your winner, Xavian Gunn!

Sean Kelly: It looks like Xavian Gunn has racked up another victory against Double H.

Michael Gettenpill: Yes, and once again that mist was a factor to the victory. I don't agree with his methods, but you can't deny the talent that his young man has.


*Commercial Break:
Best Buy
Long John Silvers
Spam*


Main Event: M.O.P. V. TTS

Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, with a half hour time limit!

*God’s Gonna Cut You Down*
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Davie, Florida, weighing in at 290 pounds, TTS!

TTS walks out, accompanied by one of Jay Carroll’s valets, who is carrying a chicken. TTS goes through his chicken sacrifice ritual, as the camera pans the crowd.

*Days of the Phoenix*
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, from Bergen County, New Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, M.O.P.!

M.O.P. comes down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans, when TTS ambushes him on the ramp! The two brawl as the referee tries to get them to the ring. TTS goes for a suplex, but M.O.P. reverses it, slamming TTS down on the steel ramp! M.O.P mounts his foe and starts raining down on him with punches as TTS tries to cover up and the ref tries to break them apart. M.O.P. picks TTS up and whips him into the crowd barrier! He charges, but TTS back body drop’s him over the rail! The Voodoo Lawyer follows him into the crowd, ignoring the referee’s orders to enter the ring. In the crowd, the two continue to brawl, as the referee enlists security assistance in getting the match to the ring. Security is largely unsuccessful, with TTS even punching out one officer who attempts to intervene. M.O.P. soon takes the advantage and eventually brings TTS back to ringside, but they resume brawling at ringside rather than entering the ring. The referee makes one last attempt to get in between the two, but get’s knocked to the floor! Finally, he orders the timekeeper ring the bell, while he speaks to Michael Muffer.

Michael Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has decided that because he has been unable to get the match started, he is ruling it a no-contest!

The crowd boos as the two continue to brawl.

Michael Gettenpill - Not a very popular decision, huh Sean?

Sean Kelly - No Michael, but the referee made the only decision he could.

The two are still brawling as officials run out and finally succeed in breaking the two up.

Sean Kelly - Well, that’s all we have for you tonight.

Michael Gettenpill - Be sure to tune in tomorrow night for NiteRaw, as we have two big Championship matches, Pick Your Poison, and much more!

Sean Kelly - I’m Sean Kelly.

Michael Gettenpill - And I’m Michael Gettenpill. Goodnight everyone!


Credits: Smokin’ Vokoun, M, and Xavian Gunn