Monday Niteraw - November 17, 2008
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Monday NiteRaw - November 17, 2008
Monday NiteRaw opens up with the NiteRaw intro video.
*The camera pans on the announce table next to the ring where WWCF commentators D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski are standing by.*
D-Day Dave- Welcome to this week’s edition of Monday NiteRaw. We have a packed 9 match card tonight!
Madman Szalinski- You know D-Day. I was just thinking. Does that NiteRaw intro video look familiar to you because I could have sworn I’ve seen it somewhere else?
D-Dayve- No I have no idea what you are talking about. Wink Wink.
Madman- You aren’t suppose to say wink wink out loud when you are lying.
D-Dayve- Whatever. Lets go to the ring where I believe Trombone Man is about to enter to share some of his thoughts on tonight.
*TromboneMan comes out, dancing his way down the ramp to his music with his TromboneWeight Title, his MITB Briefcase, and his Trombone all in tow. He takes his time getting into the ring and grabbing a mic from ringside after putting his stuff down next to the corner.*
TM: None of you idiots thought it was possible. Nobody in this arena thought that The Family could do it. But just last week, with the help of The Southwest Connection, The Sam08 Family managed to pin the other two groups here in the WWCF and prove what it is we've been saying here since Day 1: We are the most dominant Stable in this company, whether each and every one of you fans like it or not. Now if you don't mind, I gotta go get ready for my match later tonight with JJustice, and the man who I pinned not two weeks ago: WordLifeEcw. But before I go, I just one thing to play for you fans:
*As TM grabs his trombone from the corner of the ring, a few house lights go up next to the stage revealing a Rhythm Section one would usually find in a Big Band. TM signals to each of them, and with a wave of his trombone, starts jammin':
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Enzyte Christmas – Santa Bob
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D-Day Dave- Welcome back fans to Monday NiteRaw. Next up we have a tag team match between Square and Koda89 against MovoMocktail and RX-78-2.
Madman Szalinski- Yeah D-Day this shold be an interesting match. Neither team is an actual tag team so it is hard to tell who has the advantage here.
D-Dayve- Lets send it to Ralphus who is our official ring announcer tonight.
Madman- I thought Ralphus was the head of security.
D-Dayve- Well we were going to get Michael Buffer but we had to make budget cuts.
Madman- You mean you needed to buy a new motorcycle?
D-Dayve- Exactly.
Opening Tag Team Match
RX-78-2 and MolovMocktail
VS
Koda89 and Square
Madman- Koda89 and Square with a double drop kick to RX-78-2! And one for MolovMocktail! I got to hand it to them, it's good teamwork. Not like they have any practice at it...or at least I hope not. Anyways, tonight's show was brought to you by prescription only Xanaflex! Do you suffer from muscle cramps, spasms, pains, or tenderness? Do you have constant struggle throughout the day? Xanaflex! Relax...just make sure you don't try to drive a car or stand up. Side effects may include euphoria, sexual problems, hallucinations, thoughts of suicide, weakness, fatigue, dizziness, or an overall mentality of snork the world.
D-Dayve- That isn’t our sponsor. Did you sign another sponsor just to get money for ciggerettes again Madman?
Madman- Uhh Maybe.
D-Dayve- Well anyway Koda89 is working over RX with some big chops and follows them up by a huge powerbomb!!!
Square and Koda89 WIN!!!!!!!!!
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Rookies Singles Match
grbjazzman
VS
Metylerca
Madman- Metylerca gets him up...suplex time! And BAM! Nice move. That wasn't an Emeril BAM!, I want you to know. It was more like a BAM! as in the mat, not really my voice. I don't cook. I bake, but I'm not Martha Stewart here. Come on, people!
D-Dayve- I have to say Metylerca has looked really good this match. He could be a major threat in the Forum Championship scene in the very near future.
Metylerca WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Four Corner Threat Match
Starshine
VS
Disco Stu
VS
One Doley Nation
VS
Buggy The Clown
Madman- Starshine gets Stu in the Figure 4...Buggy has Starshine in the headscissors...and Doley gets Disco Stu in a chinlock! Wow! What a daisy chain cluster...wait, we can't say that on television! But...oh, wait, it got broke up. Starshine just got up and started kicking people while they were down. Starshine with the advantage. let's forget that last bit just happened.
D-Dayve- Forgetting the last bit just happened and Starshine follows up his huge move with a big kick to Disco Stu. Wow with Buggy and Doley still on the outside of the ring it looks like this match is down to Starshine and Disco Stu………………..
STARSHINE WINS!!!!!!!!
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Singles Match
Ravishing Rob Rude
VS
“Evil La Parka”
Madman- Rob Rude grabs the arm...ringer...into the DDT! You can question the origin of the name and the effects of the insect repellant on the ozone layer all you want, but the move is effective!
"EVIL LA PARKA" WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*The Sam08 comes out to the ring and grabs a mic.*
The Sam08- "Last Tuesday I demanded that Evil Mask come face to face with me here in the middle of the ring. And tell me how does it feel knowing that I am crippled for life. I want to know how it feels to be the slime ball, piece of 0123456789 that he is. To break a mans neck, to destroy a mans life, I want to know how it feels to be you Evil Mask.
(waits 10 seconds no response) Oh, I get it. You arent man enough to face me. Because you know I'm right and you're wrong. You are the worst human being, not just in that locker room Evil Maks, you're the worst human being on the face of this earth.
(still no response) Just as I thought. You don't have any balls Evil Mask. I hope you burn in hell Evil Mask (no response) I hope your WIFE burns in hell (still no response) I hope your CHILDREN burn in hell (no response).....I HOPE THE STORY BURNS IN HELL! (Evil Masks music plays and Evil Mask storms the ring)
(Evil Mask is looking The Sam straight in the eyes, he has an angry look on his face. Evil Mask grabs Sam's wheelchair and threatens to tip it over. Tromboneman runs out and saves The Sam by attacking Evil Mask. The Sam cheers Tromboneman on until J is for Justice runs in and scares off Tromboneman and J is for Justice. The Sam and Tromboneman stand on the ramp until D-Dave comes out and declares a triple threat match between J is for Justice, Evil Mask and Tromboneman)
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Triple Threat Match
J is Justice
VS
TromboneMan w/The Sam08
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Madman- wordllifeecw; he's evil, he's masked, HE'S GOT A CHAIR! Justice is down! TromboneMan is down! He takes a seat on the chair in the middle of the ring! Wow! I love this guy! Well, maybe not love him, I'm not so sure I could love a guy that tried to ram something that's been on a lot of people's asses into my face at high velocity. But still, I think he proved a point.
EVIL MASKED WORDLIFEECW WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw grabs a mic*
"Hey TromboneMan! Yeah, you! Hey! Since we've still managed to settle nothing, what do you say we settle this In Your Apartment, 1-on-1... almost. Because I want HIM *points at TheSam08* at ringside. Because he's in an outrage over what I did to him at NOTWZ. What I do to you will be NOTHING compared to that! Are you man enough?
*TheSam grabs a mic*
Now wait a minute! Haven't you crippled enough people?! Why do you insist on ruining lives like this?! Does it turn you on?! And as for your challenge, no TromboneMan is not going to- *TromboneMan grabs the mic* I ACCEPT!!! *The crowd roars in approval. wordlifeecw and TromboneMan get in each other's faces as TheSam looks on, horrified*
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D-Day Dave- Now lets take it to G.Neric who is standing by with littlenaitch.
Littlenaitch- Well, well, well, it looks like Seth has found himself a tag team partner in Providence. You see Seth, it doesn't matter who your tag team partner is really because Motor-Cult and I are gonna pound you into retirement you piece of garbage! Now since The Family gets to make the card for the December ppv, I am gonna make a match if that's ok and that match is myself and Motor-Cult against Seth and Providence in a double dog collar match!! This match wont be for the weak of heart!!
*The camera goes back to D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski*
Madman Szalinski- Now lets take it to G.Neric who got words from Motor-Colt earlier.
Motor-Colt- I'm here with Above Average, now I don't think we need to say too much about how good we are, or how better we are over our opponents... we've beaten Former Champs before, we'll do it again tonight and at In Your Appartment... We'll beat the Current Champs... And that will be the Story on Page One.
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Tag Team Match
The Sam08 Family members The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) w/The Sam08
VS
The Story members Motor-Colt and Above Average
Madman- Tyfo whips Colt to the ropes...a reversal...WAIT! Sam08 tried to trip Colt, but he was looking away and he trips Tyfo! Colt comes at him...and Tyfo dumps Colt over the ropes to the floor onto Sam08! Ouch! Sam08 is right up, though, and he slams the barricade onto Colt's ribcage! Ouch! That's worse than being sat on by a fat chick!
D-Dayve- Hey I thought Sam08 was injured in that wheelchair? How did he suddenly get the strength to do that?
Madman- Maybe he used to the force?
D-Dayve- The force of what? A Platypus?
SOUTHWEST CONNECTION WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Singles Match
j.d.
VS
General of the Monkey Army
Madman- j.d. stuns him with a jab...it's the Michael Jackson spin and dance...wait, he does a split! And OH! The Johnny Cage! What a punch! The ref must either be blind or he's trying to read the writing on a fan's T-shirt, because he missed that blatant punch to the scrotum!
D-Dayve- Oh wait but the General is back up and does a huge Monkey Toss on j.d. this match is back and forth I have no clue who is going to win!!!!
GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Singles Match
Legion
VS
Bob Schlapowitz
Madman- Schlapowitz with right hands...more right hands...off the ropes...and a beautiful running front dropkick! He floated like a butterfly and stung like PCP! Nice move, Robert!
D-Dayve- It sure looks like the popular Bob Schlapowitz has this match under control. I wonder if Legion will be able to turn this thing around.
LEGION WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Littlenaitch became the WWCF Hardcore 24/1 Champion by pinning Cthulhu.
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MAIN EVENT: In Your Apartment Stipulation Tag Team Match(Winner gets to pick the match type for the main event at In Your Apartment)
Stryker Duck Silence(MiLo Duck and strykerdarksilence)
VS
Your Uncle Seth Drakin and Cthulhu aka Providence of the Neighborhood Watch Committee
Madman- And stryker and MiLo set them up...it's a synchronized hurricanrana into a backwards roll out into a standing wishbone into a pick up into a POWERBOMB! Wow, that was so hard I'm out of breath just trying to call it1 Or maybe it's the Pall Malls I smoked before the show! I tell ya, folks, if you're at risk for lung cancer you might not be able to handle the action here in the WWCF!
D-Dayve- It looks like Stryker and MiLo may get the big W here which would be a big advantage for MiLo going into this main event at In Your Apartment to defend his championship against Uncle Seth. I wouldn’t count Uncle Seth and Providence out though.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH COMMITTEE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday NiteRaw opens up with the NiteRaw intro video.
*The camera pans on the announce table next to the ring where WWCF commentators D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski are standing by.*
D-Day Dave- Welcome to this week’s edition of Monday NiteRaw. We have a packed 9 match card tonight!
Madman Szalinski- You know D-Day. I was just thinking. Does that NiteRaw intro video look familiar to you because I could have sworn I’ve seen it somewhere else?
D-Dayve- No I have no idea what you are talking about. Wink Wink.
Madman- You aren’t suppose to say wink wink out loud when you are lying.
D-Dayve- Whatever. Lets go to the ring where I believe Trombone Man is about to enter to share some of his thoughts on tonight.
*TromboneMan comes out, dancing his way down the ramp to his music with his TromboneWeight Title, his MITB Briefcase, and his Trombone all in tow. He takes his time getting into the ring and grabbing a mic from ringside after putting his stuff down next to the corner.*
TM: None of you idiots thought it was possible. Nobody in this arena thought that The Family could do it. But just last week, with the help of The Southwest Connection, The Sam08 Family managed to pin the other two groups here in the WWCF and prove what it is we've been saying here since Day 1: We are the most dominant Stable in this company, whether each and every one of you fans like it or not. Now if you don't mind, I gotta go get ready for my match later tonight with JJustice, and the man who I pinned not two weeks ago: WordLifeEcw. But before I go, I just one thing to play for you fans:
*As TM grabs his trombone from the corner of the ring, a few house lights go up next to the stage revealing a Rhythm Section one would usually find in a Big Band. TM signals to each of them, and with a wave of his trombone, starts jammin':
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Enzyte Christmas – Santa Bob
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D-Day Dave- Welcome back fans to Monday NiteRaw. Next up we have a tag team match between Square and Koda89 against MovoMocktail and RX-78-2.
Madman Szalinski- Yeah D-Day this shold be an interesting match. Neither team is an actual tag team so it is hard to tell who has the advantage here.
D-Dayve- Lets send it to Ralphus who is our official ring announcer tonight.
Madman- I thought Ralphus was the head of security.
D-Dayve- Well we were going to get Michael Buffer but we had to make budget cuts.
Madman- You mean you needed to buy a new motorcycle?
D-Dayve- Exactly.
Opening Tag Team Match
RX-78-2 and MolovMocktail
VS
Koda89 and Square
Madman- Koda89 and Square with a double drop kick to RX-78-2! And one for MolovMocktail! I got to hand it to them, it's good teamwork. Not like they have any practice at it...or at least I hope not. Anyways, tonight's show was brought to you by prescription only Xanaflex! Do you suffer from muscle cramps, spasms, pains, or tenderness? Do you have constant struggle throughout the day? Xanaflex! Relax...just make sure you don't try to drive a car or stand up. Side effects may include euphoria, sexual problems, hallucinations, thoughts of suicide, weakness, fatigue, dizziness, or an overall mentality of snork the world.
D-Dayve- That isn’t our sponsor. Did you sign another sponsor just to get money for ciggerettes again Madman?
Madman- Uhh Maybe.
D-Dayve- Well anyway Koda89 is working over RX with some big chops and follows them up by a huge powerbomb!!!
Square and Koda89 WIN!!!!!!!!!
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Rookies Singles Match
grbjazzman
VS
Metylerca
Madman- Metylerca gets him up...suplex time! And BAM! Nice move. That wasn't an Emeril BAM!, I want you to know. It was more like a BAM! as in the mat, not really my voice. I don't cook. I bake, but I'm not Martha Stewart here. Come on, people!
D-Dayve- I have to say Metylerca has looked really good this match. He could be a major threat in the Forum Championship scene in the very near future.
Metylerca WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Four Corner Threat Match
Starshine
VS
Disco Stu
VS
One Doley Nation
VS
Buggy The Clown
Madman- Starshine gets Stu in the Figure 4...Buggy has Starshine in the headscissors...and Doley gets Disco Stu in a chinlock! Wow! What a daisy chain cluster...wait, we can't say that on television! But...oh, wait, it got broke up. Starshine just got up and started kicking people while they were down. Starshine with the advantage. let's forget that last bit just happened.
D-Dayve- Forgetting the last bit just happened and Starshine follows up his huge move with a big kick to Disco Stu. Wow with Buggy and Doley still on the outside of the ring it looks like this match is down to Starshine and Disco Stu………………..
STARSHINE WINS!!!!!!!!
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Singles Match
Ravishing Rob Rude
VS
“Evil La Parka”
Madman- Rob Rude grabs the arm...ringer...into the DDT! You can question the origin of the name and the effects of the insect repellant on the ozone layer all you want, but the move is effective!
"EVIL LA PARKA" WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*The Sam08 comes out to the ring and grabs a mic.*
The Sam08- "Last Tuesday I demanded that Evil Mask come face to face with me here in the middle of the ring. And tell me how does it feel knowing that I am crippled for life. I want to know how it feels to be the slime ball, piece of 0123456789 that he is. To break a mans neck, to destroy a mans life, I want to know how it feels to be you Evil Mask.
(waits 10 seconds no response) Oh, I get it. You arent man enough to face me. Because you know I'm right and you're wrong. You are the worst human being, not just in that locker room Evil Maks, you're the worst human being on the face of this earth.
(still no response) Just as I thought. You don't have any balls Evil Mask. I hope you burn in hell Evil Mask (no response) I hope your WIFE burns in hell (still no response) I hope your CHILDREN burn in hell (no response).....I HOPE THE STORY BURNS IN HELL! (Evil Masks music plays and Evil Mask storms the ring)
(Evil Mask is looking The Sam straight in the eyes, he has an angry look on his face. Evil Mask grabs Sam's wheelchair and threatens to tip it over. Tromboneman runs out and saves The Sam by attacking Evil Mask. The Sam cheers Tromboneman on until J is for Justice runs in and scares off Tromboneman and J is for Justice. The Sam and Tromboneman stand on the ramp until D-Dave comes out and declares a triple threat match between J is for Justice, Evil Mask and Tromboneman)
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Triple Threat Match
J is Justice
VS
TromboneMan w/The Sam08
VS
Evil Masked wordlifeecw
Madman- wordllifeecw; he's evil, he's masked, HE'S GOT A CHAIR! Justice is down! TromboneMan is down! He takes a seat on the chair in the middle of the ring! Wow! I love this guy! Well, maybe not love him, I'm not so sure I could love a guy that tried to ram something that's been on a lot of people's asses into my face at high velocity. But still, I think he proved a point.
EVIL MASKED WORDLIFEECW WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw grabs a mic*
"Hey TromboneMan! Yeah, you! Hey! Since we've still managed to settle nothing, what do you say we settle this In Your Apartment, 1-on-1... almost. Because I want HIM *points at TheSam08* at ringside. Because he's in an outrage over what I did to him at NOTWZ. What I do to you will be NOTHING compared to that! Are you man enough?
*TheSam grabs a mic*
Now wait a minute! Haven't you crippled enough people?! Why do you insist on ruining lives like this?! Does it turn you on?! And as for your challenge, no TromboneMan is not going to- *TromboneMan grabs the mic* I ACCEPT!!! *The crowd roars in approval. wordlifeecw and TromboneMan get in each other's faces as TheSam looks on, horrified*
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D-Day Dave- Now lets take it to G.Neric who is standing by with littlenaitch.
Littlenaitch- Well, well, well, it looks like Seth has found himself a tag team partner in Providence. You see Seth, it doesn't matter who your tag team partner is really because Motor-Cult and I are gonna pound you into retirement you piece of garbage! Now since The Family gets to make the card for the December ppv, I am gonna make a match if that's ok and that match is myself and Motor-Cult against Seth and Providence in a double dog collar match!! This match wont be for the weak of heart!!
*The camera goes back to D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski*
Madman Szalinski- Now lets take it to G.Neric who got words from Motor-Colt earlier.
Motor-Colt- I'm here with Above Average, now I don't think we need to say too much about how good we are, or how better we are over our opponents... we've beaten Former Champs before, we'll do it again tonight and at In Your Appartment... We'll beat the Current Champs... And that will be the Story on Page One.
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Tag Team Match
The Sam08 Family members The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) w/The Sam08
VS
The Story members Motor-Colt and Above Average
Madman- Tyfo whips Colt to the ropes...a reversal...WAIT! Sam08 tried to trip Colt, but he was looking away and he trips Tyfo! Colt comes at him...and Tyfo dumps Colt over the ropes to the floor onto Sam08! Ouch! Sam08 is right up, though, and he slams the barricade onto Colt's ribcage! Ouch! That's worse than being sat on by a fat chick!
D-Dayve- Hey I thought Sam08 was injured in that wheelchair? How did he suddenly get the strength to do that?
Madman- Maybe he used to the force?
D-Dayve- The force of what? A Platypus?
SOUTHWEST CONNECTION WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Singles Match
j.d.
VS
General of the Monkey Army
Madman- j.d. stuns him with a jab...it's the Michael Jackson spin and dance...wait, he does a split! And OH! The Johnny Cage! What a punch! The ref must either be blind or he's trying to read the writing on a fan's T-shirt, because he missed that blatant punch to the scrotum!
D-Dayve- Oh wait but the General is back up and does a huge Monkey Toss on j.d. this match is back and forth I have no clue who is going to win!!!!
GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Singles Match
Legion
VS
Bob Schlapowitz
Madman- Schlapowitz with right hands...more right hands...off the ropes...and a beautiful running front dropkick! He floated like a butterfly and stung like PCP! Nice move, Robert!
D-Dayve- It sure looks like the popular Bob Schlapowitz has this match under control. I wonder if Legion will be able to turn this thing around.
LEGION WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Littlenaitch became the WWCF Hardcore 24/1 Champion by pinning Cthulhu.
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MAIN EVENT: In Your Apartment Stipulation Tag Team Match(Winner gets to pick the match type for the main event at In Your Apartment)
Stryker Duck Silence(MiLo Duck and strykerdarksilence)
VS
Your Uncle Seth Drakin and Cthulhu aka Providence of the Neighborhood Watch Committee
Madman- And stryker and MiLo set them up...it's a synchronized hurricanrana into a backwards roll out into a standing wishbone into a pick up into a POWERBOMB! Wow, that was so hard I'm out of breath just trying to call it1 Or maybe it's the Pall Malls I smoked before the show! I tell ya, folks, if you're at risk for lung cancer you might not be able to handle the action here in the WWCF!
D-Dayve- It looks like Stryker and MiLo may get the big W here which would be a big advantage for MiLo going into this main event at In Your Apartment to defend his championship against Uncle Seth. I wouldn’t count Uncle Seth and Providence out though.
THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH COMMITTEE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
