Monday Niteraw - March 1, 2010
3/5/10
Jesse King - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Jesse King!
Tim Hoss - And I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss.
Jesse King - We are one week removed from Ernest Goes to Wargames and with all the fallout, you‘d think it was World War III last Monday!
Tim Hoss - After a very controversial ending to their match at the PPV, WWCF World Heavyweight Champion Aaron Enigma will defend his title against Viva Los Bio Dome, but this time, it will be inside a steel cage!
Jesse King - Also, we have tag team action galore, with three huge tag team events!
Tim Hoss - The Truth Coalition will battle the team of Amigo and Square, who are calling themselves the Human Hate Machines!
Jesse King - The Southwest Connection will take on the newly formed tandem of Xavian Gunn and The Smokin‘ Vokoun.
Tim Hoss - And the WWCF World Tag Team Champions The Heavy Metal Express will battle Jonathan Michaels and one of their challengers at Saved by the Bell, M.O.P.
Jesse King - Plus, we have the debut of the WWCF‘s newest Superstar, JC Green!
Tim Hoss - All that and more… tonight!
The Human Hate Machines V. The Truth Coalition
Jesse King: Our first match tonight is a long time coming. Yellowjacket and Amigo have had a war of words for months, and it was at the last PPV that their breakdown possibly led to the defeat of Team Seth. Now, it will be settled in the ring.
Tim Hoss: Both have hated eachother at first sight. Truthfully, I am surprised it took this long for these two sides of the same coin to fight.
Jesse King: Well, now with Amigo's betrayal of Yellowjacket's mentor Seth Drakin as his greatest hour of need clinched it. And now, lets go over to Double M to start this fight.
Micheal Muffer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a Thirty minute time limit. The referee for this match is John Creed.
First, in the Blue corner, at a combined weight of 554lbs, standing 5 feet, 10 inches, and 6 feet, 6 inches respectively, they are The Truth Coalition, Evil M and Yellowjacket!
*The arena goes black, with a pipe organ tune playing, and pyro hits with "Man on the Silver Mountain" by Rainbow then starting up with the lights in the Arena now red, as Yellowjacket and Evil M walk out. Both are booed, as Yellowjacket slides in, and Evil M's turnbuckle pyro ignites the lights back to normal*
Micheal Muffer: And their opponents. First, in the Red corner, from Tempe, Arizona, he stands 6 feet even, and weighs in at 214lbs. He is the original WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, Amigo!
*Amigo's music starts up as a camera catches him mowing through the crowd. In addition to the FOAD jacket, he now has a slightly bloody wolf's head and skin on top of his own. He stops on the apron, waiting*
And his partner. From Preston, England, he stands 6 feet, 3 inches, and weighs in at 210lbs, The Human Sun, Square!
*"I Don't Care" by Fallout Boy plays as Square smugly struts out, and joins his erstwhile partner on the apron. Both quickly get in, and stare down their opponents*
*John Creed tries to bring order, but Yellowjacket and Amigo meet in the center, tlaking smack and starting daggers at eachother. creed wisely notes to not to bother, and signals for the bell*
As the bell rings, both men stare down until it is time to lock up. But, as soon as that happens, Yellowjacket backs off, and tags in Evil M. As Evil M enters, a Mic catches Amigo's slur of "I knew you were a limp-wristed p****!" to Yellowjacket. Nevertheless, both bruisers square off and tee off on eachother's heads. Evil M then grabs Amigo for a Powerslam, and then a leg drop. He picks him up, and Irish Whips Amigo to the corner for a splash, but he misses and gets a back elbow. Amigo tags in Square, who then drop toe holds Evil M down and gets a grounded headlock on to wear him down.
After a while, Evil M rises up, and backdrops Square. He then tags in Yellowjacket, who then kicks Square in the side of the head, and ties for a Chinlock. After that, he then does a Karelin's Lift onto Square, and follows with a Diving Elbow Drop, and a second kick. Yellowjacket goes for a pin, but Amigo breaks it up with a sliding Bom-Ba Ye! As Creed sends him back, the powerful strike dizzies Yellowjacket enough for Square to get back on track, with a Dragon Suplex, and a pinfall for 2. Square lifts him up, and then dashes over and dropkicks Evil M off the ropes, with Amigo sneaking in and smacking Yellowjacket with an impressive Boxing hook. As Creed fails to see this, Square hits the Squaresplosion, but Yellowjacket's foot lands on the rope. Flustered, he tags in Amigo.
As he comes in, he pats Square on the shoulder, who then dashes over and hits a plancha on Evil M, who is still on the outside, and starts fighting with him. As Creed starts to straighten this out, Amigo whips out some Tatami needles, and starts stabbing Yellowjacket in the head with them, causing him to bleed, and scream in pain. He tosses them out, and headbutts Yellowjacket with a loaded mask that puts him out. As Amigo goes for a pinfall, Evil M breaks out, and breaks up the pinfall.
Both getting tired of him, the bad guys toss Yellowjacket out for the moment, and as Creed starts to count, Square kicks Evil M in the balls, and as he sinks, Amigo sets him into a seated position, and both run and do sliding Bom-Ba Ye's and Squaresplosions onto him at once, sending down hard. Square kicks him body out, as Amigo goes out, and brings Yellowjacket back in. He sizes him up and his a straight right that floors him. as Creed shouts at Amigo, he goes for a pin, but Yellowjacket miraculously kicks out before 3.
Evil M tries to enter, but Amigo sees this and kicks the middle rope, causing a legal groin attack. Square is then tagged in, as Amigo brings Evil M to the floor, and starts to choke him with a bag. Square does a martial arts kick to Yellowjacket, but he soaks it up, and yells in rage! Yellowjacket dukes Square, and does a release German Suplex onto him, then a Gutwrench Suplex, and a flying elbow, and more offense. But, before Yellowjacket can continue his flurry, Amigo starts a ruckus on the outside, which gets Creed's attention, as Square kicks Yellowjacket in the nuts, but can't capitalize as he's in the ropes.
Amigo then gets in the ring, and tag in. Square then goes to evil M and handcuffs him to the rail. Now doomed, Yellowjacket is now fodder for the Bom-Ba Ye, falling to the mat, eyes in the back of the head, with Creed counting to three, with Evil M trying to break free.
Micheal Muffer: Your winners, via pinfall, Amigo and Square!
As Square celebrates, Amigo does a whistle, and a VERY big man clad like an old Western executioner comes to the ring. He then takes a Hangman's noose, and starts choking Evil M out with it, as Square and Amigo do their new double team finisher of their sliding finishers onto a seated Yellowjacket, who is now 100% out. As Evil M fades out from the strangulation, Square releases him, as Amigo sets up a table. They roll Evil M onto the table, and the big man does a Diving Leg Drop, crushing Evil M. The Truth Coalition is destroyed, with a new unit born, as Amigo sits down, and flips off Yellowjacket with both hands, cackling that "The worst came to be!".
Jesse King - Who the hell was that?!
Tim Hoss - I don’t know Jess, but he sure has made an impact!
Jesse King - We’ll be back.
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Too Black, Too Strong... Damn Right!
Bring Tha Noise - Public Enemy feat. Anthrax
Jesse King: Oh boy, aren't we lucky...
DR Jackson walks out in his trademark white suit looking as confident as ever to the disapproval of the crowd. He pauses at the top of the ramp and slowly opens his jacket to reveal the Inter-Forum Championship.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You might not like him Jesse, but you cannot deny this man's dominance as of late, last week at Wargames he took on Starshine and the Heavy Metal Express in a fatal four-way, and despite the numbers game, in the end DR Jackson stood tall.
Jesse King: I don't get you, you praise the man, then after the match he unfairly brutalises Starshine, you then hate the man only to be singing his praises now?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I might not like his attitude, but you cannot argue with facts, DR Jackson is on a tear... now we just have to wonder what this is about?
DR Jackson continues his cocky strut to the ring, he eventually gets in the ring and takes the mic.
DR Jackson: I really hate to sound like a broken record, but every single week it seems that you all doubt my abilities, stack the deck against me so I can't succeed, only for me to walk out on top then come out the following week telling you all how wrong you guys are...
At Ernest Goes to Wargames, this was again the case. The WWCF Officials couldn't find anything worth while for it's hottest prospect in the Black Dynasty so instead they throw him into a very random, last minute Fatal Four Way against three of the guys who are gunning for my title in a non title match. Two of them happen to be the Tag Team of Heavy Metal Express and the other one is Tag Team Specialist Ryan Starshine... I proved something then, I proved that I am better than the Tag Division, I tore these men apart and walked out of Wargames with my hand raised. But of course it was followed by this...
*The Craptron shows footage of the end of the PPV match, Jackson has Starshine in the High Attitude, and after a struggle Jackson is declared the winner via Submission. But Jackson then follows that up with a High Attitude after the match, leaving Starshine laying and needing the help of EMTs.*
The crowd boo heavily and start making "Asshole" chants as well as chants for "Starshine". Jacksons grin grows even bigger.
DR Jackson: I know what you're all thinking, "Why Jackson, why?", "What did Starshine do to deserve this?" etc. well you see, Starshine it was nothing personal against you at all, Neither Enemy Nor Friend. You see I was using you as an example to the WWCF Officials of what happens when you constantly overlook your hottest prosect, when you dent the Era of Attitude...
Jesse King stands up, rips off his headset and takes a mic and rolls into the ring.
Jesse King: Alright! That's it! I've had it with your attitude Jackson! You can't do what you did to Starshine and ever think that can be justified! It's disgraceful, you're a bully and every day you're here you are destroying the credibility of the Inter-Forum Championship and the whole WWCF!
DR Jackson: If you and the WWCF Officials don't like what I did, then maybe you guys should do something about it and show me some respect!
Jesse King: You think it's their fault that they're not doing anything with you? Take a look in the mirror, ever considered that they're doing this because you haven't done anything worthy enough to catch their attention?
DR Jackson: Worthy enough? I'm their Inter-Forum Champion!
Jesse King: Yeah? And what have you done since? Been on the receiving end of a beating by Aaron Enigma and Boiler Room Brawler!
DR Jackson: Alright Jesse, I've heard all the crap you've given me on commentary ever since I showed you up as the color man and till now I've let it slide, but I'd watch your tone if I were you, or else you'll be on the receiving end of a beating.
Jesse King: Maybe then you'll have done something that the WWCF Officials would've noti-
DR Jackson cuts Jesse King off with a low blow followed by a Gorilla Press Slam. DR Jackson then goes to the opposite side of the ring and measures Jesse up for a Spear, but before he can start the run...
You Asked For It - Mercyful Fate
Boiler Room Brawler's music hits and the crowd erupts into a cheer, stopping Jackson in his tracks. Jesse rolls out of the ring.
BRB comes out with a mic of his own.
BRB: Jackson, you are nothing more than a bully who's gotten some lucky breaks in this business and I've had enough of your "Attitude!"
What if we settled this tonight? Right in this very ring?
The crowd pops.
DR Jackson: I see.. I mean everytime we've stepped into the ring, barring last months Cheap Shot, it's always been my hand raised high in victory... What could I possibly have to gain from facing you again?
BRB: Everyone knows that The King is always gunning for me.
Everyone knows that Starshine was a former stablemate of mine.
Everyone should know by now that we have bad blood that hasn't run cold yet.
You're doing this as part of your personal vendetta against me and I'm going to finish this once and for all!
We've squared off two times, Jackson-
DR Jackson: I've already beaten you, it won't mean anything when I beat you again, stop wasting my time!
BRB: But you only beat me because of a count out.
Everyone in this arena, everyone at home, knows damn sure that you couldn't pin me or make me tap! So as far as I'm concerned, you've only actually beaten me once!
And as the WWCF Hardcore Champion, and with you as the Inter-Forum Champion, and as far as the buy-rate numbers go, I'd say that we are looking pretty close together in the eyes of the fans.
Here's my proposition, Jackson: Title for Title.
The crowd pops.
BRB: My Hardcore Championship, your Inter-Forum Championship.
Think about it, Jackson. Think about if you can beat me for this belt and then you have two belts.
Think about it!
DR Jackson: Hmm, interesting, definably a very enticing offer for the Black Dynasty. I mean two titles would really cement in the Era of Attitude... I would like to say yes but I believe you're forgetting somethinng. There is a ranking system to fight for my title, and if you look at this list, you'll find that your name is nowhere to be seen. Which means if you want a shot for my title you'll have to qualify.
And if you want to make sure you can get that match sooner than later, you'll have to face off against someone really high up on that list, like Evil M or Yellow Jacket.
BRB: Well, you have a point there Jackson. I'm not surprised that you would know that, considering that it keeps me away from your precious belt for that little bit longer!
You have a deal, Jackson. I'll face off against Evil M for #1 Contendership, but Yellowjacket should have a shot at your belt, since you are so concerned with the rankings!
DR Jackson: Another name beneath me I have to face before I can do something of note? You know what, fine! Go for it! I need something to do next week, it's not like the WWCF Officials will do it for me...
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What a turn of events for the Truth Coalition, King!
Jesse King: It sure would be nice for Yellowjacket to turn the screws loose on Jackson.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And Evil M is finally getting some results for his rankings against Boiler Room Brawler!
Jesse King: Next week should be fun then.
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*Heavy Metal Hollywood is seen backstage. D-Day Dave and Headbanger man are chatting up a couple of groupies outside of the locker room, while Viva Los Bio Dome is sitting in a folding chair, seemingly getting himself in the zone for tonight's match. "Head Detective" Aaron Enigma is coming down the corridor.*
"King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome: Just what the hell do you think you're doing? You're not getting by me, pal.
"Head Detective" Aaron Enigma: I didn't seem to have any trouble doing that last week. Get out of my way.
Viva Los Bio Dome: And just what the hell is in it for me? You're outnumbered, buddy. I've got my band right here behind me and we're ready to rock. I've got no problem busting your ass right here right now.
Aaron Enigma: And cost your shot at my title? You're talking to the Head Detective here. You won't lay a finger on me, and either will your goons.
Viva Los Bio Dome: You know what? I have a proposition for you. Let's face facts. As long as you have that title, I'm going to be gunning for it. And if I win tonight, you're gonna be on my case until you get your redemption. That doesn't fly with me. Let's make tonight a 'Loser Leaves the WWCF' match. I've got a couple of contracts right here, buddy. I'm two steps ahead of you, Private Eye. Now, what do you say? I want the freedom to face whoever comes my way without having to look behind my back to see if you and your stupid hour glass is there, and I KNOW you don't want to have to worry about Heavy Metal Hollywood.
Aaron Enigma: Why would I agree to this? Do you think I'm that desperate to rid of you? I can just beat you over and over again until you decide you've had enough of your little masochism fetish.
Viva Los Bio Dome: Can you? I mean really, can you? It's only a matter of time before I get that belt of yours, Aaron. Be realistic here. I'm giving you a once in a lifetime chance to get rid of the Most Dangerous man in the WWCF. I'm giving you the opportunity to become a part of Jesse King's wet dreams for the rest of your life. And most of all, I'm giving this one and only opportunity to cement your legacy as one of the most prolific wrestlers this company has ever seen. Look at the names I've gone through, look at the careers I've ended? Stryker is as good as dead because of me. Ganzo Bomb had to retire because of complications due to the injuries that I inflicted. Here's your chance to rectify everything I've done in the last 4 months. It's your chance to topple my Kingdom. To end my regime.
Aaron Enigma: Well, when you put it like that, you know I'm not one to back down from a challenge.
Viva Los Bio Dome: Talk is talk, Dick. Sign on the dotted line.
*Aaron grabs the contract, signs it, and walks away. The camera pans to Viva Los Bio Dome, who has a sadistic smile on his face. He begins laughing as we cut back to ringside*
Jesse King - Did you hear that Gorilla?!
Tim Hoss - Indeed I did, Jess! The World Championship Cage match, already big enough, just got bigger! Loser leaves town!
Jesse King - Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the end of the road for one of those men tonight. We’ll be right back.
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The Southwest Connection V. Xavian Gunn and The Smokin‘ Vokoun
Michael Muffer - The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit!
*Blitzkrieg*
Xavian Gunn marches out to the ring, The Smokin’ Vokoun following close behind.
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, the team of Xavian Gunn and The Smokin’ Vokoun!
*New Blackjacks theme*
Tyfo and Little Naitch walk out and Tyfo holds up his Money in the Bank briefcase.
Michael Muffer - And their opponents, Little Naitch and Tyfo, The Southwest Connection!
Naitch and Gunn lock up. Naitch shoots Gunn into the ropes, but Gunn bounces back with a flying lariat! Naitch back up, Gunn charges, but he’s met with a back body drop! Naitch off the ropes, running knee! Naitch pulls Gunn up and delivers a suplex! Cover!
1!
Vokoun pulls Naitch off!
The ref orders Vokoun out of the ring, as Naitch drags Gunn to his corner and tag’s Tyfo. Tyfo hooks Gunn’s legs and catapult’s him into the turnbuckle! Gunn falls back to the mat and Tyfo drops an elbow on him! Cover!
1!
Vokoun pulls Tyfo off!
Naitch runs in and tackles Vokoun, who grabs him and slams him to the mat! Tyfo tries to help his partner, but Vokoun drops him with a clothesline! He picks Tyfo up for a chokeslam, but Naitch breaks it up! Tyfo turns back to Gunn, who goes to spit the black mist, but Tyfo ducks and Naitch takes the shot! The ref calls for the bell!
Michael Muffer - Here are your winners as the result of a disqualification, The Southwest Connection!
Naitch grabs at his eyes, as Tyfo checks on his partner. Vokoun comes up behind Tyfo and plants him with a sidewalk slam! He then applies the Mandible Claw! He keeps it locked in for nearly a minute before Gunn puts a hand on his shoulder and he releases his prey. Gunn leads Vokoun out of the ring and to the back.
Tim Hoss - The Connection won the match, but you wouldn’t know it looking at the chaos left behind!
Jesse King - The hold Xavian Gunn has on Vokoun is just plain disturbing, Gorilla! What is going on with these two?!
Tim Hoss - I don’t know Jess, but you’re right about it being disturbing.
We’ll be right back.
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JC Green V. Warrior 2099
Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Evil Rugal Theme*
Warrior 2099 walks out, swearing and shouting at the fans.
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Monterrey, Mexico, weighing in at 220 pounds, Warrior 2099!
*N.A.S.A. - Money*
JC Green saunters down the ramp, cigarette in mouth. After staring at the ring, he stomps out the cigarette and makes his way to the ring. He wipes his hair out of his face and slides in, then moves over to his corner and sits down.
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, making his WWCF debut, from the United Kingdom, weighing in at 227 pounds, JC Green!
Warrior goes right after Green, hammering him with lefts and rights, then delivering a slam! Green rolls to the outside. Warrior follows, but Green throws him into the ringpost! Green rolls Warrior back in, then climbs to the top rope, diving twisting elbow! Green picks Warrior up and locks in the Green Mile! Warrior taps!
Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, JC Green!
Tim Hoss - A quick win for Green in his debut here tonight Jess!
Jesse King - The kid did OK, but I’d like to see how he’d fare against a M.O.P. or a Little Naitch.
Tim Hoss - All in good time, Jess. We’ll be right back.
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M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. The Heavy Metal Express
MM - Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
AFI - Days Of The Phoenix
MM - Making his way to the ring, first, from Bergen County, New Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, M.O.P!!
M.O.P. is all business as he makes his way to the ring.
Foo Fighters - DOA
MM - And his tag team partner, being accompanied by Sara Nakatomi, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!!
Jonathan and Sara head towards the ring, Jonathan still nursing his jaw from the brass knuckle shot the week before.
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
MM - And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 498 pounds, they are the World Wrestlecrap Federation Tag Team Champions, Headbanger Man and D-Day Dave, The Heavy Metal Express!!
HME cockily saunters to the ring, belts in tow, they slide into the ring as the bell rings.
Headbanger and Dave immediately go after Jonathan and M.O.P., M.O.P. pulls HB out of the ring as Dave punches Michaels repeatedly in the corner, Dave grabs Michaels by the hair, pulls him out of the corner and suplexes him.
The ref climbs out of the ring and gets between Headbanger Man and M.O.P. forcing the two to go to their respective corners.
Dave tags in Headbanger, who grabs Michaels and headbutts him, Headbanger tries to Irish whip Michaels but Jonathan reverses and flings Headbanger Man into M.O.P's corner and tags in M.O.P.
M.O.P. quickly puts Headbanger into a sleeper hold and attempts to turn it into a DDT, but M.O.P. shoves him away andhits a running clothesline, he goes for the cover
1
2
KICKOUT!
M.O.P. tags Michaels back in, Michaels locks in a Boston Crab on Headbanger, but he quickly grabs the rope, forcing Michaels to release him, Headbanger dives towards his corner and tags in Dave.
D-Day hits Michaels with an uppercut, Michaels reels in pain and Dave grabs Michaels' arms to hit the Encore, but Michaels hooks Dave's leg with his own and frees himself, but turns around into a punch to the gut and a scissors kick, Dave covers
1
2
KICKOUT
Dave picks Jonathan up and goes for a suplex but Michaels reverses it and suplexes Dave, Michaels crawls to the corner and tags in M.O.P.
M.O.P. runs at Dave and hits a running knee, he grabs Dave by the hair and pulls him into a sidearm DDT, then locks in the Jughandle.
Headbanger jumps in to break it up but runs right into a Fade To Black from Michaels, Dave struggles to free himself but finally submits.
MM - Here are your winners, Jonathan Michaels and M.O.P!
Tim Hoss - And M.O.P. forces D-Day Dave to submit!
Jesse King - The Tag Team Champions were just beaten by one half of the team that will be challenging them at Saved by the Bell in four weeks!
Tim Hoss - Yeah, but remember, it’s just one win. And with a different partner, too. How will he do when he has to team with TTS, who he has no love lost for?
Jesse King - We’ll find out at Saved by the Bell.
Our main event is coming up next. We’ll be right back.
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Steel Cage 'Loser Leaves WWCF' Match for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship: "The King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome vs. "Head Detective" Aaron Enigma (C)
*Paparazzi hits, and Viva Los Bio Dome makes his way down to the ring. No gimmicks, no red carpet. He's ready for a war. He quickly climbs in to the cage and waits.*
*Make a Move begins playing, and Aaron Enigma means business as well. He quickly shuffles his way down to the ring, hops in and the cage gets fastened behind both of them before the announcer even has a chance to do his job*
Michael Muffer - Fighting out of Hollywood, California! At A height of 6'1" and a weight of 195 pounds. He is your King of Wrestlecrap, "The King of Hollywood" Viva Looooos Bioooooo Dome!
And fighting out of Chicago, Illinois! At a height of 6'3" and weight of 256 pounds. He is your WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, the "Head Detective" Aaronnnnnnn Enigmaaaaaa!
The following contest is a cage match. The first man to escape the cage or score a pinfall wins. This match is for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship and also carries a 'Loser Leaves WWCF' stipulation.
John Creed searches both men for weapons, and to the surprise of everyone, neither has anything to be confiscated. He rings for the bell.
Viva Los Bio Dome opens with a running drop kick. He stomps Aaron Enigma on the ground. Aaron rolls out of harms way, pulls himself up with the ropes, and backs into Viva's midsection. Aaron grabs Viva by the hair and throws him face first into the cage. Viva backpedals into a belly to back suplex. Aaron goes for the quick cover.
1..!
A quick kick out from Viva, and Aaron picks him up and locks up with him. Viva pushes him a way and spits in his eyes. As Aaron is wiping the spit away, Viva slaps him. Viva smiles and then kicks Aaron in the groin. Viva picks up Aaron and body slams him. Viva begins climbing up the cage. Viva is half way up the cage, and he turns around and goes for an Elbow Drop. Aaron rolls out of the way and instantly goes for the cover.
1..!
2..!
Viva kicks out at two and Aaron hits him with a quick leg drop. Aaron stands Viva up, darts off the ropes and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. Aaron then begins to climb up the cage. Aaron is up one link, two links, three links. He's two links away from the top of the cage, but Viva came too quickly enough to jump up on the top rope and grab Aaron's leg.
Aaron is trying to kick Viva off, but Viva won't give. Viva eventually twists Aarons leg in a way in which he has no choice but to let go of the cage, and he goes falling down the center of the ring. Viva walks the top rope to the top turnbuckle with the help of the cage and launches off to connect with an atomic leg drop. Viva goes for the win.
1..!
2..!
Aaron kicks out, and Viva's visibly upset. Viva picks Aaron up and slams him down with a vicious Falcon Arrow. Viva picks Aaron, who is visibly disoriented, back up and whips him off of the ropes and hits him with a bone crushing lariat. Viva does his picture taunt and waits for Aaron to get back up. Aaron finally wills himself to his feet, and Viva throws a Purple Sticky Punch right at Aaron. Aaron ducks it and hits the Extreme Interrogation.
Viva is writing in horrible pain. The pressure on his neck is substantial, and Aaron is really applying a lot of torque on it. Viva somewhere finds the will to slip his feet out of Aarons hands and avert further damage. Aaron shrugs and grabs Viva and plants him with a quick DDT. Aaron begins climbing the cage yet again. He's up one rung, two rungs, three rungs, four rungs. Five. He's yet again got two rungs to the top when he turns around and dives at Viva. He connects with a splash of sorts and goes for the pin.
1..!
2..!
THR-..!
Viva kicks out in the nick of time and Aaron can't believe it. Aaron is beside himself, and he begins arguing with the referee. Viva slowly gets on his knees, crawls to aaron, and hits him with the C-C-Combo Breaker. As Aaron's knees are buckled, Viva grabs him and lifts him up for the Bio-DOME!
Viva connects, and rather than go for the pin, he instantly goes to the cage. He's up to three rungs, four rungs, five rungs. He's making his way up to the top. He's got one rung to go and Aaron is still laid out in the ring. Viva is at the top of the cage. He puts one leg over. He puts the other leg over. He quickly climbs down the ladder and plants both feet firmly on the ground, and the referee calls for the bell.
Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, and NEW WWCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "The King of Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome!
Viva looks at the mess he's left in the ring, walks to the announcers table, and grabs a microphone.
Viva Los Bio Dome: Hey, Aaron. Wake up, buddy. I know you're still knocked the f*** out from that Bio-DOME, but try to get your wits about you.
*Aaron gets up to his knees, shakes off the cobwebs, stands up, and looks down to Viva. *
Viva Los Bio Dome: Well, since you're as good as done in this federation, all thanks to me, I might add, you're nothing more than a statistic. Another one who's bitten the dust at the hands of King Viva. With that being said, for some unknown reason, I still seem to have an iota of respect for you. A speck of admiration in what is otherwise a dark, twisted mind. For that, I spared you serious injury. You were locked in a cage with the most dangerous man the WWCF has to offer, and I didn't hit you with multiple Bio-DOMES, I didn't hit you with several purple sticky punches, I did just enough to beat you.
The contract stipulates that you're done in the WWCF, pal. But I figured you'd want one more swan song. Why don't you take some time and address the fans you let down tonight. It's the least I can do. After that, get the hell out of my ring, loser.
*Viva Los Bio Dome walks over to the edge of the ring and slides a Microphone to Aaron Enigma's feet before exiting up the ramp to a hellacious chorus of boos.*
"Head Detective" Aaron Enigma: To all of you here that believe in me, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know if I'll ever be back, I don't know if I can ever come back. But please believe that here tonight, a man took a chance. I am a man of integrity. A man of honor. The honorable thing to do tonight was to put myself on the line so this federation could prosper. Sadly, I failed. But don't let that get in the way of doing what's right. Everyone out there, if you ever have the chance to do something noble, take it. It is better to fail than never to have tried.
I'm just sorry I didn't have what it took tonight to bring you to your feet. I have failed you all, and for that, I will spend every waking moment trying to plot my return. I fear this may be the last you see of me, but god knows it won't be if I have anything to say about it.
Thank you for everything, fans. You've stood behind me since day one. You've given me the courage, respect, and the heart to win night in night out. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
*Aaron Enigma drops to his knees and is seen weeping into his hands as Niteraw comes to a close.*
Writing Credits: Amigo, “Damn Right” Jackson, BRB, Viva Los Bio Dome, M, and Jonathan Michaels
