Monday Niteraw - March 2, 2009

Monday NiteRaw 3/2/09

Opening Match: Whitey “Daddy Phat Sax” Fats and TTS V. The Wargame Warriors(stevierichardsfan and Krazy E-Man) W/ Eli


Michael Muffer: The following is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!

*Simply The Best strikes up and out walk TTS and Whitey Fats, pacing down to the ring together. Whitey walks cocksure, strutting a little, with TTS just behind*

Michael Muffer: Introducing our first participants, from The SUNSHINE STATE OF FLORIDA, at a combined weight of FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POOOOUUUUUNDS, THE TEAM OF "DADDY PHAT SAX" WHITEY FATS AND T!T!SSSSSSSS!

*The pair reach the ring and stand just off centre discussing the match ahead, as Leave The Memories Alone kicks in, the blue pyro goes off and the Wargame Warriors with Eli walk out, high fiving fans on the way to the ring*

Michael Muffer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, accompanied to the ring by "The Valkyrie" Eli, at a combine weight of FIVE HUNDRED POOOOUNDS, the team of Stevierichards Babyface and Krazy E-Man, THE WAAARRGAME WAAARRRIOOOOOORS!"

*The Warriors reach ringside and Eli gives lays out the strategy to both her guys, they climb up onto the apron and into the ring, we're ready to go*

The opening bell sounds and we're starting with Krazy E-Man and TTS. They circle then go for the collar and elbow tie up, TTS getting advantage and getting a headlock on KEM. KEM pushes TTS off into the ropes and on the return hits a shoulder block, knocking TTS down. He drops an elbow onto TTS, then stands and comes off the ropes with a running elbow. Not too fast, but deliberate and drives the elbow into TTS' chest. Lateral press, TTS kicks out at 1. KEM straight back on the offensive, pushing TTS back into the ropes and whipping him across the ring. The pair both go for a shoulderblock and ricochet off each other. TTS is up and running first, leapfrog by KEM, dropdown as TTS goes through again, attempt at a Monkey Flip, but TTS lands on his feet. Leg Lariat attempt by TTS is ducked by KEM who grabs TTS with a high waistlock, and TAKES HIM OVER WITH A BACKDROP SUPLEX! KEM is up, and drags TTS to his feet, over to his corner, and tags in Stevie. Stevie comes over the ropes with an elbow to the midriff of TTS, who put on an abdominal stretch. Stevie across the ring and back...DROPKICK TO THE CHEST! The ref orders KEM out of the ring as Stevie goes to work on TTS. He lifts him to his feet and tries to put the abdominal stretch on him again, but the heavier TTS powers out and BOOM! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Stevie got nailed with that one. TTS grabs Stevie by a leg and drags him over to Whitey, who tags in. TTS puts a Full Nelson on Stevie and Whitey goes to work with punches to Stevie's stomach and chest. The ref intervenes, warning Whitey of the closed fists, but with his back turned, TTS slams Stevie to the mat with his hair, and stands on his stomach as he steps out of the ring. Whitey runs off the ropes and comes back with the KNEE DROP to Stevie. He drags Stevie up and scoops him up, Bodyslam! Cover 1-2, no! Whitey drops another knee to Stevie and tags in TTS. The duo drag him up and DOUBLE SUPLEX! Stevie prone in the centre of the ring. TTS goes for the cover as Whitey exits and gets another 2 count. TTS slaps on the chinlock hard, driving his knee in between Stevie's shoulders and wrenching back on his head, a lot of pressure being applied. Stevie is struggling, reaching out for the ropes or for a tag. KEM is reaching as far as he can into the ring, and Eli hammers the apron, trying to spur Stevie on. He wriggles a little way towards his corner, but TTS cranks back HARD again. Eli and KEM start the slow hand clap and the crowd begin to join in. Stevie tries to get free, he's stretched out TTS' arms...he's up to his feet and straining out for the tag....BAM! INVERTED DDT BY TTS ON STEVIE, so close to the tag. Hook of the leg 1-2- KEM makes the save. TTS is up and turns to face KEM, the ref jumps between them. Whitey is in the ring, has Stevie on his feet taking him back to his opponent's corner....SNAKE EYES! Stevie ate the turnbuckle hard. TTS is back to Stevie who staggers straight back into him...ATOMIC DROP! Cover...wait! Eli is on the apron! KEM charges in with the distraction and knocks Whitey off the apron, TTS charges with a clothesline, but KEM ducks...PUMPHANDLE SLAM!! KEM drags Stevie over to his corner and tags himself in! KEM rushes TTS, still realing from the Pumphandle Slam...GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Cover! 1-2-NO! Whitey grabs KEM's foot and drags him out of the ring. KEM throws a kick, but it's caught and DRAGON SCREW! Whitey looms over KEM and looks set for a Running Knee Drop, BUT HERE'S ELI! The Valkyrie launches herself at Whitey with a splash, springboarding off the apron! She goes at his eyes with her nails, only to be dragged off by TTS aiding his partner. Whitey is fuming, he raises his hand up to Eli...BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN BY STEVIE! TTS and KEM are both forced back into the ring by the 10 count, Whitey throws Stevie back towards his corner on the outside and steps back up the apron. TTS goes for the Bulldog on KEM, but gets scooped up into the SAMOAN DROP! He has TTS up, and whips him into the ropes looking for the Pounce, BUT EATS A CLOTHESLINE FROM WHITEY! Whitey scoops up KEM and whips him towards TTS, who LANDS THE PILE UP SIT OUT SPINEBUSTER! Stevie in for the attempted save but Whitey has him up...BURNING HAMMER!! That's it! Double cover 1-2-3!! It's over!

*Eli hits the ring and checks on KEM then Stevie. Whitey Fats and TTS celebrate*

Michael Muffer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...WHITEY FATS AND T!T!S!


The Tank w/ Evil La Parka V. grbjazzman

[quote]Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first, representing The Crusade, The TANK!!!

*Tank comes out with Seth Drakin in tow in matching robes as 'Operation Ground and Pound' echos throughout the arena. Tank does his trademark corkscrew backflip off the turnbuckle and removes his robe.

Muffer: And introducing his opponent, representing The Pride... GRBJAZZMAN!!!

*The familiar roar of the lion is heard as jazzman makes his way out to the ring with his trademark jazz strut. He gives his fedora to a kid in the front row and rolls into the ring as the bell rings.

The two men start by trading punches as the match begins until Tank gets the upper hand and forces Jazzman into the corner. He lights him up with some chops and sends him off the ropes with an irish whip. Jazzman hits the ropes as Tank drops down as Jazzman goes over and hits the far ropes and runs into a Tank spinebuster. Tank then jumps on top of Jazzman as locks in a devastating chinlock!

The crowd tries to cheer Jazzman back into the match as he comes alive and hits a huge belly to back suplex on Tank. The two men struggle to their feet as the ref's count reaches 7. Jazzman reaches his feet first and hits the ropes and comes off with a Huge Yakuza kick. He drops down onto Tank for a two count only.

Jazzman then starts to climb the turnbuckle in an attempt to put Tank down with a Elbow Drop but Drakin comes up on the apron and knocks him off the top rope. Tank then locks in the Kata-hajime as Jazzman struggles to the ropes before passing out. He makes it to the ropes just as he blacks out, but Tank is in a real position of power here...

Tank stalks a waiting Jazzman to get to his feet. As Jazzman gets to his feet Tank creeps up behind him in an attempt to hit him with his modified backbreaker. But as he does it, Jazzman hits Takin' the A Train to Tank and crawls over to pin him. The refs hand hits the mat twice before he is pulled out of the ring, not by Drakin, but by KGX!! The bell rings for a disqualification as KGX picks up Jazzman and hits him with an Emerald Flowsion!! Jazzman has picked up the win tonight, but at what cost tonight here on Niteraw?!?


(The Sam is seen leaving the Family's locker room wearing dark shades and a Yellow Suit with matching Bow Tie.)
J.Fish - Mister Sam! Mister Sam! Jerry Fish here. Can I just get a few words with you?
The Sam - Make it 14 words and you've got yourself a deal.
J.Fish - I just wanted to get your thoughts on tonights triple threat match involving Tromboneman.
The Sam - Listen, I know it, everyone knows it, Tromboneman has been in a bit of a slump lately. He's been busy with other projects, he hasn't been winning as many matches as I would like, but tonight the slump is over. Tromboneman will rise from the ashes like a phoenix. He's all fired up and tonight, when he faces Harpo and Chico in the triple threat he's going to come out of the gate booming!
Because Tyfo's win has inspired Tromboneman. It has inspired everyone in the Family. And at Serious Business, Tyfo will be crowned the NEW World Heavyweight Champion.
Motor Colt, Tyfo is the future. You can dress up in your little cheap crown and talk about how you eat your prayers and say your vitamins. But it's like the old saying goes, Give a Man and Inch and he thinks he's a Ruler. So Motor Colt, do you think you can measure up to the standard of excellence that is Tyfo?
Now excuse me I have a Champion to Manage.
*The Sam Leaves*
J.F. - Triple Threat match coming up next.


Non-Title Triple Threat Match: Above Average V. TromboneMan w/ The Sam V. SuperSmark

Muffer- The following contest is a Triple Threat Match, set for one fall.
(In The Mood by Glen Miller hits over the PA)
Making his way to the ring first, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 240 pounds, accompanied by The Sam, he is the Money in the Bank winner and the TromboneWeight Champion, TromboneMan!
(Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC hits)
Next, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SuperSmark!
(The Prodigy by Poison plays)
And from Belfast, weighing in at 260 pounds, the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!

Above Average and TromboneMan tie up to start the match. AA arm drags TromboneMan and works the arm, only for Smark dropkick Above Average off. Smark takes over on TromboneMan, working over the legs, trying to set up the Sharpshooter. Above Average shoves Smark aside and grabs TromboneMan’s leg, but TromboneMan rolls him into a small package for a 1-count. Smark attacks both men, but regrets it when the Story and Family members gang up on him and toss him over the top rope. TromboneMan and Above Average go at it, with TromboneMan hitting several high impact moves, trying to put his foe away. TromboneMan hit’s a Belly-to-Belly suplex, and goes for the cover, but Smark dives back in to break it up. TromboneMan and SuperSmark slug it out, with Smark going on the defensive. TromboneMan hit’s a snap suplex but Smark kicks out at 2.

TromboneMan starts getting frustrated by his inability to put either man away. Trombone hit’s a Samoan drop on Smark, but again only get’s a 2-count. The Sam jumps on the apron to argue with the ref over the speed of the count, and TromboneMan grabs the TromboneWeight Title belt. As Smark rises, TromboneMan nails him with the belt. He turns to do the same thing to Above Average, but walks right into a Superkick. AA makes the cover. 1-2-3.

Here is your winner, the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!

*Aaron Enigma is backstage before his match*

Seth, I tried to apologize to you for insulting your beliefs, yet you threw it back in my face. Do you think you are better than me because you have this higher power to guide you? You mocked my choice of quotations, yet you used Humpty Dumpty to describe things as well. How is that any different from my lyrics?

Tell me Seth, could you be successful without this higher power, you seem to think that it guides you and helps you succeed. I don't need anyone's help, I confide in my novels and heroes, but when it comes to fighting it is all me. I guess tonight I will find out whether or not some divine intervention leads to your victory, or some Extreme Interrogation leads to your defeat. Either way, I'll give you my best in that ring, and I expect the same from you.

Win or lose Seth, tonight I won't Settle For Nothing less than your best.


Seth Drakin V. Head Detective Aaron Enigma

(One Winged Angel Remix by the Black Mages plays over the PA system)
This bout is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Suburbia, weighing in at 265 pounds, Seth Drakin!
“Elementary, my dear Watson!”
(Know Your Enemy by Rage Against The Machine plays)
And his opponent, from Concord, New Hampshire, but currently residing in Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!

*Before the match begins, Seth Drakin grabs a mic and speaks.*

Seth: Now before I kick your ass all over The Higher Power's green earth, I'm gonna let you have the first shot.

*Seth turns his back in disrespect and waits for Aaron Enigma to take the first shot. Aaron looks not happy, but then shrugs his shoulders and slaps Seth Drakin in the right ear. This obviously hurt and annoyed Seth as he stumbles over to the corner. Seth looks really pissed as Aaron tells him that he did say to take the first shot. Seth charges, but Aaron moves out of the way and starts punching Seth as the referee finally rings the bell to start the match*

Aaron continues to lay in punch after punch on Seth and goes for an Irish Whip. Seth counters and throws Aaron into the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a back body drop. Aaron stumbles to his feet only to be hit by a clothesline and knocked back down. He gets up again but Seth tackles him to the ground and starts returning the favor with punches. Aaron eventually squirms out from under Seth and grabs his right arm, putting Seth in a keylock. Seth puts his foot on the bottom rope and Aaron breaks the hold only for Seth to punch him in the stomach and DDT him to the ground.

Aaron grabs his head in pain, as Seth eyes him with disdain. He puts Aaron in a chinlock, obviously trying to wear down his neck. Aaron struggles for air as he writhes around trying to escape. He manages to break Seth's hold on him by getting to his feet and elbowing him in the chest. He gets away but Seth comes up from behind and tries to hit a German Suplex. Aaron counters it and elbows Seth in the head. Aaron turns Seth around quickly and hits a reverse DDT.

Aaron goes for the pin but Seth kicks out at 2. He picks up Seth and goes for a Reverse STO, but Seth counters and throws him into the turnbuckle. Seth dives at Aaron but is caught. Aaron runs towards the other turnbuckle and hits Seth with a running STO in the middle of the ring. Aaron goes for the pin but Seth manages to kick out just before 3. Aaron picks up Seth and goes for the Brilliant Deduction, but Seth counters and hits a vertical suplex on Aaron. Both men slowly get to their feet, Seth makes it first and punches Aaron in the face. Aaron staggers and Seth goes to bounce off the ropes for a clothesline. Aaron ducks the clothesline however. Seth rebounds off the opposite set of ropes and goes for another clothesline, but Aaron counters it into a reverse STO, which sets him up to lock in Extreme Interrogation on Seth. Seth desperately crawls towards to edge of the ring, but Aaron wrenches back even more, causing Seth to scream in pain. Seth eventually taps out just before getting to the ropes to break it.

Your winner, by submission, Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!


M.O.P. w/ Metylerca V. Square w/ Starshine

Muffer- This match is set for one fall.
(I Don’t Care by Fallout Boy hits)
Introducing first, accompanied by Starshine, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, ½ of the Non-American Heroes, Square!
(Gurren Lagann - Burning Soul plays)
And his opponent, being accompanied by Metylerca, from Effin Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, member of the Pride, ad ½ of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, M.O.P.!

Square and M.O.P. start the match off with an intense stare off. Both men have their words with each other, many of which can't be picked up by the in-house mics. Square's the first one to get physical as he slaps M.O.P. in the face. M.O.P. responds with a series of knife edge chops. He Irish Whips Square into the ropes and hits him with a lariat. He goes for a pin and gets a near 2-count.

M.O.P then lifts Square up for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Square counters and hits the Pride member with his own belly-to-belly. He attacks M.O.P. on the ground with a few stomps to his stomachs, then picks him up and smacks him with a devastating spinebuster. Square goes for the pin and gets a 2-count.

Square gets up and begins to stomp on M.O.P. again, but the Pride member rolls out of the way and gets up. He tackles the Non-American Hero with a Thesz Press and starts punching him mercilessly. He turns him over and puts him into an STF, but Square's able to reach the ropes.

M.O.P. picks Square up and hits him with a Fisherman's Suplex. He signals for the Turnpike Driver when Starshine gets up on the ring apron to help his partner. Metylerca sees what Starshine's trying to do and grabs Starshine. The two start brawling. Square gets up and tries to hit M.O.P with a half pole, but he dodges the attack and rolls Square up in a schoolboy pin! The ref's attention is brought back to the ring as M.O.P. gets the 3-count while security comes in to break up Starshine and Metylerca.

Here is your winner, M.O.P.!


Non-Title Hardcore Triple Threat Match: Jonathan Michaels V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw V. Cthulhu

Muffer- "Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is the Nontitle Hardcore Triple Threat Match."

The strains of the Offspring's "Original Prankster" blast through the arena.

"Making his way to the ring, Jonathan Michaels."

Jonathan slides into the ring, holding a steel chair.

As Jonathan poses for the crowd, Cthulhu's music kicks in.

"His, opponents, first, from WCCF Headquarters, Cthulhu."

The man also known as Providence comes out, playing his guitar, before he makes it even halfway down the ramp, the arena goes dark, and a familiar piece of music kicks in, which can mean only one thing.

"And, The Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw."

Evil makes his way out and clobbers Cthulhu with a street sign before he even gets to the ring, Jonathan is still in the ring, ready to attack with his chair.

Evil grabs Cthulhu and tosses him into the ring, where Jonathan wastes no time in nailing Cthulhu with the chair, not noticing Evil has entered the ring.

Jonathan starts gloating and turns around into Evil, who grabs him by the throat with one hand and takes the chair with the other, Evil drops the chair on the mat and chokeslams Jonathan onto it.

Cthulhu rolls out of the ring and stsrts looking for something under the ring, Evil climbs out of the ring just as Cthulhu pulls out a baseball bat and rams Evil in the head.

Cthulhu goes back under the ring and quickly pulls out a chain, he wraps it around Evil's neck and begins to strangle him from behind, but Evil stands up and flops onto his back on top of Cthulhu.

Evil grabs his street sign from the ring as Cthulhu grabs the bat, Cthulhu and Evil exchange blows, neither one gaining an advantage until Evil kicks the bat out of Cthulhu's hands and grabs him by the throat to deliver a chokeslam.

Just as Evil is picking Cthulhu up, Jonathan grabs the chair and dives out of the ring, holding the chair in front of him, nailing both his opponents.

Jonathan picks up Cthulhu and rolls him into the ring, Jonathan brings the chair with him and waits for Cthulhu to get up, a groggy Cthulhu finally gets to his feet, Jonathan throws him the chair and promptly nails him with the Fade To Black.

Jonathan turns around to make sure Evil is out of the picture, only to find Evil waiting for him on the top rope, where he hits Michaels with a diving lariat.

Evil turns his attention to Cthulhu, picking him up off the mat and positioning him for the Journey To Hell.

But before Evil can hit the move, Cthulhu puts on a set of brass knuckles and punched Evil in the head several times unti Evil releases him.

Cthulhu then sets Evil up for the Death Magnetic, but Jonathan whacks Cthulhu in the back of the leg with the baseball bat, causing Evil to land on him and get the pin.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!"

After the match, Evil La Parka runs in with a chair and hits wordlifeecw in the back, Jonathan uses the bat to knock Parka's chair away and then swings at Parka's head, Parka ducks the shot and bails out of the ring.

Jonathan helps wordlifeecw up and offers up his hand, wordlifeecw returns the gesture and Michaels leaves the ring so Evil can bask in his hard fought victory.


Jonathan Michaels is backstage, apparently looking for someone, Fred G. Neric approaches him.

Jonathan: Not now, Neric, I need to find that scumbag "Evil La Parka".

Neric: I saw him run out of the arena already.

Jonathan: Damn it, Alright, tell you what, if you see him before I do, you tell him I want him next week, and I'm going to beat some respect into him.

Neric: Okay, everyone, you heard it here first, Jonathan Michaels has issued a challenge to "Evil La Parka" for next week, now let's take it back to the ring.

Jonathan: Hold it there, sport, I wasn't finished.

Neric: Sorry.

Jonathan snatches the microphone from Neric.

Jonathan: And, Cut.

Jonathan drops the microphone and walks away.


Main Event: Non-Title Match: Stryker Dark Silence w/ MiLo Duck V. WWCF World Champion King Motor-Colt

Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to ringside for our Main Event, The Commisioner for the Wrestlecrap Wrestling Federation...DR AMIGO JUNIOOOOOR!

*Juvi's music kicks in and the smartly suited Amigo walks his way down to ringside where an especially prepared table and seat are set up for him*

Michael Muffer: Our Main Event is scheduled for ONE FALL, WITH A 60 MINUTE TIIIIME LIMIT!

*The drums roll and the bagpipes trill as Stryker with Milo along side walk out onto the stage and very focused and deliberately down to the ring*

Being accompanied to the ring by former World Heavyweight Champion Miiiilo Duck, from the depths of his soul, he weighs in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POOOOOUUUUUNDS...The MASTER OF WARGAMES, STRRRRRRYKER DARK SIIIIIILEEEEENCCCE!!

*Stryker leans over and speaks to Milo, before hopping up onto the apron, wiping his feet and entering. He makes a beeline for the referee and gets straight in his face, staring at him as he removes his jacket, the over to the side of the ring, where he leans against the ropes, staring solidly at Amigo, who stares back, seemingly unfazed

The lights go down and Phantom Of The Opera blares out. Motor-Colt appears with one finger pointed to the sky, the belt strapped around his waist. He makes his way down to the ring, acknowledging fans as he goes*

Michael Muffer: And the opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN POOOOUUUNDS, he is the current WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND REIGNING KING OF WRESTLECRAP...KING MOOOOTOOOOR-COOOOOLT!

*MC gets to the ring and goes for his usual routine, but Milo threatens to rush him, Stryker having to hold him back. MC drops his cape and hands his title belt to the referee keeping a careful eye on Milo, but he is seemingly placated by Stryker, who hands his kilt and jacket to him and he drops to the outside. Stryker steps forward and offers a handshake to MC who tentatively steps forward too, and they shake as in their last match. MC goes to pull away, but Stryker keeps hold of his hand just a little longer and stares at him, before shoving his hand away a little*

The bell rings and the pair circle the ring quickly looking for an opening, both tentatively swinging attempted grips at each other. Stryker feints and they charge in for a hard collar and elbow tie up, testing strength as they tussle for advantage. They twist one way then the other before a clean break, neither man able to take advantage. MC smiles knowingly, Stryker nods and mouths 'come on' and the pair charge again, tying up. Stryker gets over MC and tries to grab the arm, but MC wriggles quickly free, turns and the pair lockup again, MC in the stronger position this time. He shoves Stryker off, send him rolling backwards, but he rolls back to his feet and charges in again for a fourth collar and elbow tie up, unbalanced he gets shoved out again, but charges more intently, and comes back with a hard lockup, forcing MC to take backward steps, and pushing him into the corner. The referee begins the 5 count as Stryker tries to force MC's back into the turnbuckle for the advantage, but he breaks on 4 cleanly. Stryker allows MC to step out of the corner, and MC grabs his opponent in a tie up again, but Stryker follows MC's example and turns back into the corner, forcing the break. MC lets Stryker out clean, and Stryker offers the hand for another shake. MC reaches out for it and THUMB TO THE EYE BY STRYKER! He grabs MC and throws him back into the corner and starts launching off a Palm Strike Flurry, taking the wind out of MC, before whipping him across into the opposite turnbuckle. He charges looking for a Stinger Splash, but MC moves and Stryker hits his chest against the 'buckle. He reels away, sweep of the leg by MC, hooks the leg, but Stryker kicks out at 1 and a half. MC goes for his own Palm Strikes on his prone opponent, Stryker puts his arms up to block, but MC grabs the arm and goes for the Armbar. Stryker is quickly back to a knee just as MC drops back for the hold and folds him up in a modified Schoolboy, MC gets the shoulder up at 1 and wrenches weight down on Stryker's arm, taking him face down onto the canvas with the Armbar modified into an Elbow Hook! Stryker shouts out as his elbow is hyperextended, and tries to struggle free. He gets his arm under MC's right leg and his left knee under MC's right calf and puts pressure on MC's knee. MC's head hits back against the canvas as his knee is stretched out. He has to be careful of the count too as his shoulders are close down. The ref is checking. 1-2-NO! Stryker wrenches back more, 1-2-NO! MC twists his body out flat reapplying his weight onto Stryker's elbow, and reversing the pressure on the hold! Stryker is reaching out for Milo at ringside, as his elbow is stretched out further, but he is too far away from the apron or the ropes. Stryker pushes his legs up into a tuck position, and tries to turn MC over, but MC is cranking back hard on the elbow. It'll be a big risk incase he gives his full weight to MC, but he pushes....AND MC'S OVER! MODIFIED HALF BOSTON CRAB! Stryker cranks back on MC's knee and lower back, but can't lay all his weight into it because his elbow is still locked up tight. STRYKER THROWS HIMSELF BACK! DESPERATION MOVE! MC is forced to let go of the elbow though before the dislocation with all of Stryker's weight wrenched back on him. Stryker rolls to the outside holding his arm, while MC writhes with his hand held against his lower back.

MC is back up to his knees as Stryker rolls back in, keeping his injured arm back away from holds. He rushes at MC while he's still kneeling and goes for the Full Nelson, but MC grabs at the injured arm and wrings it over. Stryker moves quickly to avoid the full Hammerlock, and sends a hard Knife Edge Chop into MC's chest. MC threatens to crank up the hold, so he sends another chop in, reddening the chest, before LAUNCHING FORWARD WITH A HUGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! He nearly took MC's head off with that! Stryker keeps the arm hooked, and hooks the other over his bodyweight pinning MC to the mat! 1-2-NO! MC POWERS UP WITH THE BRIDGE! Turn over and MC goes for a Butterfly Suplex, but Stryker blocks it! Another attempt...blocked again! MC whips Stryker into the ropes and SNAP SUPLEX! MC floats over, cover! 1!2! Kick out! MC is straight back onto Stryker's arm, looking for a short arm scissors, but Stryker manages to wriggle away. MC whips Stryker again, perhaps looking for The Million Dollar Kneelift, but STRYKER GRABS THE SLEEPER ON THE WAY BACK! It's in tight!! MC struggles around the ring, but can't stop dropping to a knee, then two. He's slouched forward, Stryker demands the referee check him. The arm drops once...twice...three tim, NO! MC gets his fist up! He struggles to break the hold, but Stryker wrenches back on the hold, pushing his knees into MC's back. MC reaches up his free arm and slaps his hand onto Stryker's hurt elbow! Stryker immediately breaks the hold, and drills his fist into the mat out of frustration, as MC sits, gasping for breath. Stryker puts his boot into the forehead of MC and pushes him back onto the canvas, then heads up top. He comes off with the Guillotine Legdrop...MC IS UP, AND CATCHES STRYKER WITH A MODIFIED CUTTER! THE STORY ON PAGE ONE!! Stryker is flat out on the canvas, MC is drained, but manages to crawl over and put his arm over Stryker. 1-2-3!!! It's over!!

Michael Muffer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, KIIIING MOTOOOOOR-COOOOOOLT!

*Both men lay gasping on the canvas. Milo slides into the ring to check on Stryker and helps him to the outside. Stryker steadies himself and picks up the World Title Belt off the timekeeper's table. He rolls back into the ring and walks up to Motor-Colt. Colt extends his hand to Stryker, who looks at the belt then motions to hand it over...MILO IS IN BEHIND MOTOR-COLT! He grabs Colt...STRYKER SMASHES THE BELT INTO MOTOR-COLT'S FACE, LAYING HIM OUT! Amigo is standing up and has grabbed a mic, most likely to denounce the actions of Stryker Duck Silence. Stryker runs back off the ropes and SUICIDE SENTON OVER THE TOP ROPE, THROUGH THE TABLE AND TAKING OUT AMIGO!!

Milo helps Stryker to his feet and the two high five. Stryker grabs the mic from Amigo's hand*

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN DID YOU?! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!? NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT TWO PEOPLE BIGGER THAN THIS COMPANY CAN DO!! AND JUST FOR STARTERS...

*Stryker grabs the belt, massages his throat, and SPITS THE GREEN MIST ONTO THE BELT!

Milo and Stryker walk up the ramp and pose down, both holding the dented, green sprayed belt up!*



Thanks to Stryker, M.O.P., Jonathan Michaels, grbjazzman, and Aaron Enigma for the match write-ups.