Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - March 22, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 March 22nd, 2009


Rob Gnar V. The Headbanger Man

Michael Muffer- The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
(Psychosocial)
Introducing first, from White River, South Dakota, weighing 235 pounds, Rob Gnar!
(We Built This City)
And his opponent, from Kent in England, weighing 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!

- Headbanger Man overpowers Gnar in a tie-up as the match get underway. He backs Gnar into the corner and goes for a cheap right, but Gnar ducks it and unloads with rights of his own. Headbanger reverses a whip into the opposite corner, but misses a charge and hits the ringpost shoulder-first, the velocity of which sends him outside the ring. Gnar hits him with a corkscrew senton through the ropes.
- Gnar rolls Headbanger back into the ring and hits a snap suplex for a 1-count. Gnar then starts to work on the legs of Headbanger Man - he buries a knee into the knee joint, and then uses the ring ropes, holding Headbanger's right leg on the bottom rope and hitting a Banzai drop onto it. He goes for the figure-4 in the centre of the ring, but Headbanger manages to reach the ropes. Gnar teases the Sharpshooter, but Headbanger rolls out of the ring to avoid it.
- Gnar follows him outside, but gets hit by a clothesline. Headbanger Man throws him into the ring steps and rolls him back inside. Headbanger hits a reverse DDT and an elbow drop for 2. Headbanger Man goes for a hanging vertical suplex, but Gnar slips out and hits a savate kick for 2. Gnar admonishes the ref for the count. He turns around and swings wildly at Headbanger who ducks and hits the Holy Driver (piledriver).
Headbanger Man goes up top to ht the Blockbuster, but takes too much time posturing and is met by Gnar at the top rope. Gnar goes for a superplex, but Headbanger blocks with a punch to the gut and hits the Blastbeat Bomb (top rope tigerbomb) for 3.

Here is your winner, Headbanger Man!


we see Jerry Fish standing backstage with a microphone)
Jerry Fish - Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time, Viva Los Bio Dome.
(Viva Los Bio Dome limps onto the set with a bandage over his eye)
Jerry Fish - Viva, last week the show opened with you beaten within an inch of your life. We have found out that this was the work of Stryker Dark Silence. First off, what have the doctors said about your injuries? And secondly, do you have any reason as to why Stryker attacked you?

Viva Los Bio Dome - Hi, Mr. Fishy. I want to be fun and games right now, I want to be my normal self, but I can't. The doctors told me I'm lucky that I can even see as well as I can right now. My vision's about 70 percent of normal, and we're hoping it clears up after another week or so. As for Stryker? No, I haven't got a clue why he'd attack me like that. I've not said but two words to the guy since I started in WWCF. I just don't understand it.

Jerry Fish: Well if Stryker is watching this, is there anything you'd like to say to him?

Viva Los Bio Dome - Absolutely. Hey Striker, what the hell gives, man? What sort of pawn am I in your little game? What were you trying to accomplish by taking me out? Taking out my eyes? I want answers, buddy. I want 'em now.

Jerry Fish: Well i'm sure that Stryker will have to answer these questions. Whether it be to you or the WWCF higher ups, I guess it's a matter of who can catch him first.
Best of luck in your recovery Viva and now back to the ring.


One Doley Nation V. Madman Szalinski

The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
(Man With The Plan)
Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland and weighing 280 pounds, One Doley Nation!
(Skinhead, Skinhead)
And his opponent, from the booth back into the ring, Madman Szalinski!

- Madman utilises his quickness from the outset, avoiding grapple attempts. He goes for a waistlock takedown, but ODN backs him into the corner, and hits a few shoulders to the gut, before connecting with an avalanche for 2. ODN stomps away at Madman and goes to ground with a reverse chinlock. Madman elbows his way out of it after about 45 seconds, but eats a big boot. ODN suplexes him onto the top rope, and then hits a scoop slam. He goes up top for the moonsault, but misses. With both men down, the ref starts his count. Both men are up at 8.
- They exchange punches for a while, and Madman gets the better of it. ODN reverses an Irish whip, but telegraphs a dropkick as Madman hangs onto the ropes. Madman goes for a bridge pin, which gets 2, and then a small package which also garners a close near-fall. Madman scores with a DDT, and tries for a death valley driver, but ODN rakes the eyes.
Doley successfully hits the three amigos, but Madman gets the knees up on a lionsault attempt. Madman tries to hit the Insane Clothesline, but it is ducked. ODN then rolls up Madman with his feet on the ropes for 3.

Here is your winner, One Doley Nation!


Viva Los Bio Dome V. Legion
Viva Los Bio Dome comes out to "The Safety Dance" with heavy bandages over his eye. He looks quite shaken up, and scared. He is not his usual bouncy self. He looks as if he's not ready to fight tonight.

Legion comes out Mordecai's theme, and he's licking his chops. He knows this is his opportunity for him to prove himself in the Heatz!!1 title scene, and he's going to use it.

The bell rings. Immediately Legion goes for Viva Los Bio Dome's eye. He delivers 4 haymakers, leaving Viva squealing in pain. Legion irish whips Viva into the ropes and delivers a devastating big boot. Viva gets up and seems disoriented.

Viva throws a punch at Legion, only for it to be countered into a swinging neckbreaker. Viva's looking hurt. Legion capitalizes with a pin attempt.

ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THR!!!

Viva kicks out at two and a half. He's hurt, badly. Legion again goes for the eye with a rake and a couple punches, and Viva can barely take the pain. Viva goes for a clothesline, but is way off. Legion ducks, and hits him with a devastating DDT.

Legion gets up, and laughs coldly. He points down at the mess he's made of Viva, and motions to the crowd. The crowd comes back with a loud chorus of boos, which feeds Legion's evil streak even more.

Viva gets up, and walks right in to a back body drop. Legion goes to the top rope, and attempts a diving leg drop. Viva moves out of the way. Viva starts kicking at the ground, landing maybe half of the kicks he throws. Legion rolls to the outside in order to come to his senses.

The ref begins counting.

ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!

Legion is taking his time getting back to the ring. He's searching under the ring for something.

FOUR!!
FIVE!!

Viva jumps to the outside and starts kicking Legion. Viva throws Legion back in to the ring. Legion jumps up and nails a desperation clothesline. Legion picks Viva up and attempts to go for the Fall from Grace when all of a sudden Viva slides out and goes for a small package.

ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!

Here is your winner, VIVA LOS BIO DOME!!!

Legion can't believe what's just happened. The ref raises Viva's hand, and he's not celebrating at all. He's in pain. He's holding his eye and walking to the outside when Legion comes from behind and nails him with a clothesline from behind.

Legion is stomping away at Viva's face, all the while screaming, "WE DEMAND RESPECT. GIVE US THE RESPECT WE DESERVE."

Security pours out from the back to try and get Legion off of Viva, but he takes them out. He's stomping away. Viva's screaming in pain. He looks like he's going to get hurt real badly.

Running from the back, Koda makes the save. He spits his green mist in Legions eyes, and Legion makes a run for it.

Viva looks at Koda with confusion, as Koda stands over him laughing hysterically as Heatz!!1 comes to a close.