Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - March 8, 2009
3/30/09
*Stock footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonating is played with the words "Sunday Night Heatz!!1" is shown. The camera then pans out to the Parts Unknown Arena's ringside announcer booth where the commentators of the evening are seated*
The Sam: Hello Ham-&-Eggers. And welcome to another edition of Sunday Night Heatz! I am the "Manager of Champions, The Sam.
Amigo: And I'm Amigo, and what a big card today. Eh, Sam?
The Sam: You better believe it Amigo, tonight we see the debut of newcomer Ron Gnar taking on the elusive Molotov Mocktail.
Amigo: Also with a Tag match, a Singles match, and our main event with some special stipulations. But first, the opener.
Rob Gnar V. MolotovMocktail
THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS ONE FALL
Psychosocial plays and Rob Gnar makes his way to the ring grinning at the fans. He climbs into the ring and sits on the top rope to await his opponent.
He isn't waiting long as I Hope You Die plays and MolotovMocktail walks down to the ring.
He gestures to the fans but is caught from behind by a diving chopblock to the back of the knee by Gnar. As MM goes down, Gnar foregoes his usual posing and goes to work on stomping the leg, even lifting it up several times and stomping the hamstring. He drags MM over to the ropes and places his ankle on the bottom rope, then jumping on to the second rope and going for a Banzai drop on it, but MM Gets his knees up and Gnar comes down hard on his tailbone. MM follows up by struggling to his feet and hitting an inverted atomic drop on Gnar. He then follows him as Gnar stumbles into the corner and waits for him before striking him with repeated crescent kicks.
MM continues to pummel Gnar in the corner with his crecent kicks, before backing up and hitting a vicious superkick, making Gnar collapse in the corner. Molotov climbs up to the top rope and places his leg across the back of Gnar's neck, then jumps off the top, driving Gnar's face into the canvas. He then bounces off the ropes and hits the WHEEL IN THE SKY
1....2....3 Mocktail picks up the W.
Here is your winner, MolotovMocktail!
Amigo: What did you think of the rookie, Sam?
The Sam: I gotta admit Doc, I like his moxy after seeing that match. And speaking of moxy, tell the ham & eggers out there what our next match will be
Amigo: Our next match is a tag team encounter. It is Latino Meat and Brahma Bull going up against KGX and Supersmark. Let's got to the ring!
Latino Meat and Brahma Bull V. KGX and SuperSmark
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Stone Temple Pilots-Dead and Bloated)
Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 440 pounds, the team of KGX and SuperSmark!
(Never Gonna Give You Up)
And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 454 pounds, Brahma Bull and Latino Meat!
Brahma and KGX lock up in the center of the ring. Brahma locks on a headlock, but KGX gets loose and sends Brahma into the ropes. Brahma bounces back off the ropes with a flying forearm. Brahma picks up KGX and body slams him right back down to the mat. Cover, but only a 1-count. Bull takes KGX over to his corner and tags Latino Meat. Meat goes to work on KGX, hitting an armdrag, followed immediately by an armbar. KGX gets to the ropes, but as he stands up, Meat catches him with a big dropkick. Cover, 1-2-kickout. Meat goes up top for a cross body block, but KGX ducks out of the way, and tags in SuperSmark. Smark grabs the fallen Latino Meat and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex. Cover, 1-kickout. Smark kicks Meat in the ribs a couple of times, and then drops an elbow across his chest. 1-2-kickout.
Meat tries to fight back, but Smark starts working over the leg. Brahma tries to help his partner, but KGX runs around to the other side of the ring and pulls Bull off the ring apron, causing his face to slam against the apron. Smark goes for the Figure 4, but Meat catches him in a small package for a near fall. Bull is bleeding from the mouth on the outside. As medics come out to check on Bull, Meat tries to make a comeback, hitting a back body drop, followed by a running crescent kick. Meat throws Smark into the ropes. As Smark rebounds, KGX tags in, and Meat hit’s a flying shoulder tackle. Meat goes up top and hit’s the Meat Compactor on Smark and covers him, but KGX stomps him in the back of the head and hit’s the Emerald Flowsion to pick up the win.
Here are your winners, SuperSmark and KGX!
Brahma rolls back in to check on Meat as KGX and SuperSmark make their way up the ramp, continuing their celebration.
The Sam: And KGX and SuperSmark make the fans go wild.
And now it's time for a "singles" match between One Doley Nation taking on the Wargame Warriors. Doc, don't you think it's unfair that an entire stable is at ringside while my good friend One Doley Nation is left in the ring by himself?
Amigo: Has that ever stopped you and your charges? And now, the match!
One Doley Nation V. Stevierichardsfan babyface w/ Krazy E-Man and Eli
(Man With The Plan)
The following match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 280 pounds, One! Doley! NATION!!!
(Leave The Memories Alone)
And his opponent, being accompanied by Krazy E-Man and Eli, from BadStreet USA, weighing in at 225 pounds, Stevierichardsfan, Babyface!
Doley starts off with a suplex to Stevie, sending the WarGame Warrior to the mat. Doley drops an elbow across Stevie’s sternum, but only get’s a 1-count. Doley continues the assault, hitting a dropkick as Stevie stands up. Doley goes for another cover, but once again only get’s a 1-count. Doley runs the ropes, but Eli grabs his foot. Doley pulls her up on the apron, but Stevie makes the save with a flying dropkick. Stevie tosses Doley to the outside, and follows him. On the floor, Stevie and Doley trade punches, as the referee begins a 10-count. Stevie rolls bask in and distracts the referee, allowing Eli and Krazy to each take a shot at Doley. Stevie rolls back out and tosses Doley in the ring. Stevie goes up top and waits for Doley to stand up. As he does, Stevie launches himself off the top with a flying body press into a cover, earning a 2-count. Stevie pulls Doley up for a DDT, but Doley shoves Stevie away and hit’s a big boot. As Stevie staggers, Doley nails him with the Dolinator and get’s the 3-count..
Here is your winner, One! Doley! NATION!!!
Amigo: What a great match. And now, our main event. It is the Trailerpark Titans of TTS and Whitey Fats going up against Koda and VLBD. If the Redneck Ravagers win, they get you as a manager, if Koda and Viva win, they get $200,000 .
The Sam: And here is the money (lifts up briefcase). 200,000 reasons why TTS and Whitey won't be walking away with the win any time soon. Follow the money Doc.
Amigo: Hmm, let's go the the ring!
TTS and Whitey Fats vs. Koda and Viva Los Bio Dome
Muffer – The following contest is set for 1 fall. And here are the rules.
If TTS and Whitey win the match then The Sam will become their new manager. However, if Koda and Viva win then The Sam will not become TTS and Whitey’s manager AND The Sam will pay Koda and Viva $200,000.
(Simply the Best plays)
Making their way to the ring first, at a total combined weight of 570 lbs. They are Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats & TTS!
(Whitey and TTS stumble their way to the ring, as they get in they begin taunting at The Sam who is sitting at the commentary booth)
And their opponents.
(The Safety Dance)
At the height of 5’11, weighing in at 190lbs. From Hayward, California. Viva Los Bio Dome!
(VLBD makes his way to the ring a little less chipper than usual)
And his partner;
(Agent of Chaos)
At the height of 6’1, weighing in at 223 lbs. From Gotham City, he is the WWCF Heatz Champion, Koda!
(Koda makes his way to the ring while never averting his gaze at Viva)
The Bell Rings
TTS and Viva start off the match. Koda immediately tags himself in which causes a stare down between Viva and Koda. Koda gets into the ring and begins circling the ring with TTS. They go for a lock up before pushing each other back.
TTS and Koda circle the ring again before going for another lock up. They both start pushing and both release the lock sending each other back..
They circle the ring a third time but as they go for a lock up, Koda sends a knee to the mid section of TTS. Koda locks in a headlock. TTS takes a few steps back and sends Koda off the ropes. Koda bounces off the ropes, comes back and TTS drops to his back. Koda runs past. Bounces off the other ropes. TTS lifts his legs up. Koda runs into the legs and gets a monkey flip. Both men jump to their feet.
Koda tags himself out which causes some heated words amongst Viva and Koda. Viva gets back into the ring .
TTS locks a headlock on Viva, Viva wriggles out of the hold and locks in a headlock of his own. TTS taunts to the crowd and hits a back body drop. TTS immediately goes for the pin.
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2 count
The Sam sits back down.
TTS drags Viva to TTS’s corner to tag in Whitey. TTS locks in an Abdominal Stretch as Whitey climbs the ropes and hits a double axe handle to Viva’s ribs. Viva is stretched out across the second rope, Whitey runs the opposite rope, bounces back, attempts to squash Viva on the second rope but Viva slips out of the way and Whitey bounces crotch first off the second rope.
Whitey gets to his feet as Viva hits a hurracunrana, Viva grabs Whiteys ankle for the pin.
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Kick out a 2.
Both Whitey and Viva begin crawling towards their respective corners. As Viva holds his hand out for the tag, Koda ignores him and looks towards the fans. Viva jumps up and tags himself out by slapping Koda on the back of the head. Koda shoots a mean look at Viva.
Whitey tags in TTS. TTS and Koda begin trading blows. Koda dodges a blow and hits a wrap around neck breaker.
Koda gets TTS to his feet. TTS starts throwing punches and so does Koda. They begin brawling. As Koda is about to wind up the KO punch, TTS ducks and Koda swings almost hitting Viva. Viva and Koda get in each others face before the referee sends Viva back to his corner. As he does so, Koda turns around and TTS delivers the “Pile-Up”. TTS goes for the pinfall as Viva watches on.
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Muffer – You winners, WHITEY “DADDY PHAT SAX” FATS AND TTS!
TTS and Whitey begin celebrating as The Sam looks like he is about to weep. TTS and Whitey runs up to The Sam at the commentary booth and begin hugging The Sam as he is about to weep.
As TTS and Whitey start celebrating towards the locker room, Koda wakes up and begins berating Viva. As Koda is about to raise his hand, “Never Gonna Give You Up” plays. And out comes Brahma Bull.
Brahma gets up on the apron but Koda runs towards him. Brahma ducks and hits a shoulder to the mid section. Viva is about to hit his finisher on Koda, but Koda manages to slip out of the ring before Viva can do so.
The show ends with Viva and Brahma celebrating in the ring as Koda watches on.
The Sam: ....................
Amigo: Well, with all regrets, that is the end of the show. On behalf of the WWCF and The Sam, I'm John S. Amigo, and see you next week!
Thanks to TTS and The Sam for writing matches for this week's episode.
