Monday Niteraw - August 17, 2009
9/14/09
(we see The Sam in the parking lot of the Parts Unknown Arena along with several agents)
The Sam - No No NO! The balloons go on that side. The Streamers on that side. Can't you morons do anything right?
Agent - Sir, shouldn't we be making sure tonight’s show is ready instead of this?
The Sam - NO! Listen, Mr. Dave will arrive in a couple of minutes and I want him to be happy with the job I have done. Now let's take a look at that banner.
(Agents unroll the banner which reads "Welcome Back Deva!")
The Sam - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? YOU MORONS MISPELLED DAVE!! OH GEEZE HERE HE COMES!
(a limo rolls down the ramp and towards The Sam)
It will have to do, shutup! WELCOME BACK MR DAVE!
(the limo door opens and outcomes Lanny Poffo)
Lanny - Thanks Sam, but my name is Lanny not Dave.
The Sam - What are you doing here? Why do you have a tan? How did you pay for this Limo? Where is Mr. Dave?
Lanny - Oh, he's already here.
The Sam - ....HE IS!?!?
Lanny - Yes, he arrived about an hour ago. He's in his office now.
The Sam - C'MON LETS GO!!!
(The Sam and agents run off as Lanny stands there. Lanny shrugs his shoulders and hops back into the limo)
*The NiteRaw opening video plays, and we go live to Jesse King and Tim Hoss in the arena*
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, he‘s the John Candy of commentary, Jesse King!
Gorilla, Tonight‘s show is jam packed with action, don‘t you think?!
Absolutely Jess! Tonight, the owner of WWCF, Mr. D-Day Dave makes his return! What will he have to say regarding the current landscape here on NiteRaw?
The World Champion Seth Drakin is here, and he issued an open challenge last week for a match to be contested under Rules of Honor. Well, M.O.P. accepted that challenge, and we will have that match tonight!
We also bare witness to a verbal debate between the leader of the Story, King Motor-Colt, and the Corporate Rocker, Cthulhu!
Above Average‘s Championship challenge continues, but he may have bitten off more than he can chew in The Corporate Pain Train, Tyfo!
We have recently seen Evil M go back to his old ways, stalking, and later torturing Jonathan Michaels‘ girlfriend. Tonight, Jonathan‘s friend Whitey Fats will battle the Evil one in a No Holds Barred Match!
The Deadly and The Sinful have taken the tag team division by storm over the past few weeks. Tonight, Koda will battle one half of another rising team, when he faces the Resistance‘s Stryker!
Despite having his mind elsewhere, the Hardcore Champion Jonathan Michaels will be in action, as he takes on The Headbanger Man!
And in our opening contest, The Champion of Honor Jazzman will meet up with the rising star, Aaron Enigma!
Jazzman V. Aaron Enigma
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Take The Power Back*
Introducing first, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!
*Lilac Lane*
And his opponent, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, he is the Champion of Honor, Jazzman!
The bell rings and Aaron walks up to Jazzman and holds out his hand. Jazzman shakes Aaron's hand before the two back up and lock up. Aaron is able to overpower Jazzman into the corner, before breaking his hold. He backs up and let's Jazzman out of the corner. The two lock up again before Jazzman turns it into a headlock. He flips Aaron over and keeps that headlock cinched in. Aaron is able to grab Jazzman's head with his legs, but Jazzman gets out of that and stands up quickly. Aaron manages to sweep the leg of Jazzman and goes for a pin but Jazzman kicks out almost instantly. He gets up and moves behind Aaron and tries for a german suplex but Aaron flips through it. Aaron tries a german suplex but Jazzman flips through it and attempts a roll-up on Aaron but he kicks out quickly. The two men get to their feet and the crowd cheers at the display.
The men lock up again but Aaron breaks it quick with a kick to the stomach. He hits a big right hand on Jazzman and lifts him up, hitting a vertical suplex. He moves to the ground and puts Jazzman's right arm into a hammerlock, holding him on the ground. Jazzman makes it to his feet and elbows Aaron in the gut a couple times. He runs to the ropes and bounces off, hitting a clothesline on Aaron. He bounces off the opposite ropes, hitting another clothesline, before jumping on Aaron with a legdrop and going for a pin.
1.....2..Aaron kicks out.
Jazzman lifts Aaron up to his feet, before attempting a vertical suplex. Aaron manages to counter it and elbows Jazzman in the side of the head. Aaron goes for an enziguri, but Jazzman ducks. Aaron manages to land on his feet, but Jazzman takes advantage and hits a bulldog on Aaron. He decides to keep Aaron grounded and locks in an armbar on Aaron. Aaron writhes in pain and crawls towards the ropes. Aaron manages to grab the ropes and Jazzman breaks the hold. Aaron uses the ropes to get to his feet and Jazzman and himself trade punches. Aaron seems to gain the advantage and whips Jazzman into the corner but Jazzman counters and sends Aaron into them. Jazzman runs at Aaron and attempts a splash, but Aaron catches him. Aaron explodes from the corner and hits a vicious STO on Jazzman in the center of the ring. Aaron looks to the crowd and signals for the Brilliant Deduction, but suddenly the titantron comes on.
*Boiler Room Brawler suddenly appears on the Titantron, grinning*
Aaron... Enigma!
I'd like to interrupt your fun with grbjazzman, to bring something to your attention.
I believe that you are missing...
*BRB raises a folder containing files into the camera frame*
...these important clues to some "mystery" of yours?
*BRB flips through the folder*
I haven't really taken much time to read them yet, but I did find a few interesting tidbits hidden within all this technical mumbo jumbo... something about a "traitor to Corporate?"
I'll tell you what, Aaron Enigma, because you seem like a smart enough fellow, I'll keep these files on me for now, and I'll challenge you to a contest: the first one to figure out the traitor wins.
If I win, I'm sure that I'll get big brownie points and my stock will go up in Corporate.
If you win, you will have cracked the biggest case of your career!
The titantron shuts off and Aaron looks absolutely flabbergasted. Jazzman is confused but senses something is awry. Tyfo, who jumped into the ring during the titantron, runs full speed at Jazzman, attempting to decapitate him. However, Jazzman ducks at the last second and Tyfo instead hits Aaron in the back of the head, sending him flying over the top rope and onto the floor, grabbing his neck in pain. The ref calls for the bell due to the interference and declares Aaron the winner.
Even after the ref sounds the bell, Jazzman and Tyfo trade punches in the ring, but Tyfo gets the upper hand. He throws Jazzman into the corner and begins to the mercilessly stomp him.He continues for about half a minute until Aaron gets back into the ring. He runs up behind Tyfo and clocks him in the back of the head. He turns a stunned Tyfo around and attempts to hit a Reverse STO. Tyfo breaks his grip and runs out of the ring. He looks back at Aaron, who is absolutely livid and looking for a fight. Jazzman comes up next to him, also wanting him to return.
*Aaron reaches for a mic and stands in the middle of the ring. He calms himself down for a moment before speaking.*
Boiler Room Brawler, you want to make this a game huh? Well, I accept your game. Yes, I have discovered that someone in Corporate is a traitor. No, I don't know who it is right now, but I am on the right track. Anyways, I think I have a little idea for next week. Seeing as how Tyfo was too chicken to come back to the ring and fight us like a man, and you hiding back in that "boiler room" of yours, I have a great idea. Next week, I think it should be Boiler Room Brawler and Tyfo, versus Aaron Enigma and Grbjazzman. Lemme know how you guys like that idea. I'm sure Jazzman loves the idea. BRB, GAME ON!
*Aaron drops the mic, shakes hands with Jazzman one last time and gets out of the ring, making his way back to his study*
Well, Aaron Enigma picks up a disqualification win, but the big story is that there is apparently a traitor in Corporate!
Gorilla, that is impossible! Nobody would be stupid enough to throw away an opportunity like that!
Earlier today, The Sam made an announcement regarding a match for our next Pay Per View event, Rumble in the Jungle.
(we see The Sam in his office with Boiler Room Brawler standing behind him)
Hello folks, my name is The Sam, and I am the WWCF Executive of Champions.
In a few short weeks, WWCF will present the first ever "Rumble in the Jungle" PPV. And at said PPV I am declaring a match for the WWCF Inter-Forum title. The Inter-Forum champion will face M.O.P. for the title.
And if anyone has a problem with that, they can speak to me and Boiler Room Brawler.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jonathan Michaels V. The Headbanger Man
The following contest is a Submission Match!
*Wild Child*
Introducing first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
*DOA*
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Michaels and Headbanger lock up, and Jonathan tosses Headbanger to the mat immediately. Headbanger’s back up and they lock up again. Michaels fires away with punches on Headbanger, who has to roll to the outside to create some space between himself and the Champion.
Jonathan Michaels is obviously trying to release some of that pent up anger over the Evil M situation.
Well, if he’s not careful, he could get himself disqualified!
Jonathan says something to the referee, who then goes and speaks to Michael Muffer.
Ladies and gentlemen, this match is now a hardcore match!
Well, that takes care of one problem, Jess.
Headbanger starts tossing weapons into the ring, as Jonathan rolls to the outside. He grabs Headbanger by the hair and rams his head into the crowd control barrier. After doing this several times, he shoves him back against the side of the ring, and then hit’s a running clothesline. Jonathan pick’s up a chair and swings, but Headbanger ducks. Jonathan hit’s the ring post, and Headbanger then shoves him head first into the post. He then picks up a beer bottle and crack’s it over Michaels’ head. As shattered glass flies everywhere, Headbanger hit’s a back drop on Michaels. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
Headbanger grabs the chair and tosses it in the ring. He rolls Jonathan back in and follows him. Headbanger hooks Jonathan for the Double Bass DDT, but Jonathan counters with a few punches, and then a Northern Lights Suplex. Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men are up. Headbanger charges at Jonathan, who catches him with the Fade to Black, out of nowhere! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels!
The Hardcore Champion sending a message to Evil M right there.
He needs to be more worried about everyone who will be coming for the his Hardcore Championship.
Coming up next, Koda battles Stryker!
Koda w/ Legion V. Stryker w/ Viva Los Bio Dome
*Agent of Chaos*
The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Legion, he is one half the Deadly and The Sinful, he is KODA!!!
*The Bagpipes and drums play as Stryker and Viva make their way to the ring*
And his opponent, being accompanied by Viva Los Bio Dome, he one half of the Resistance, Stryker!
Koda immediately runs at Stryker, catching him off guard with a leaping clothesline, which knocks the former Tag Team Champion through the ropes and to the floor. Viva helps Stryker up, as Koda get’s a running start and dives over the ropes and on to both members of the Resistance!
Koda wasting no time getting this match going, Jess!
Koda rolls Stryker back in, and then climbs to the top rope. Stryker get’s to his feet, climbs up and tries to superplex Koda. Koda blocks it and pushes Stryker down. Koda comes off the top with a basic splash. Cover.
1
Kickout.
He’s gonna have to do more than that to keep Stryker down, Gorilla!
Koda whips Stryker into the ropes, but Stryker bounces back with a cross body! Cover.
1!
Kickout!
And the same goes for Stryker, Jess!
Koda and Stryker circle each other and lock up. Stryker tries to force Koda to the mat, but Koda refuses to go down. As they push back and forth, Koda suddenly lashes forward, knocking Stryker backwards. Koda then leaps up and tackles Stryker to the mat. Koda rains down on Stryker with punches and forearms, laughing maniacally the entire time. The ref warns Koda, then begins the count.
1
2
3
4
Koda let’s Stryker up.
Koda playing some mind games with Stryker, Gorilla.
Indeed he is. It will be interesting to see how this works to his advantage as the match goes on.
Stryker and Koda lock up again. This time, Stryker quickly takes Koda down and mounts his back. As Stryker pummels Koda with a elbow shots, he punctuates each one with a loud, mocking, “Ha.” On the outside, Legion tries to rally the crowd behind Koda. Koda slowly starts pushing up off the mat, but Viva tries to get the crowd cheering for Stryker. As the crowd alternates between “Koda!” chants and “Let’s Go Stryker!” chants, both men get to their feet once more.
Jess, this is anybody’s match!
Stryker and Koda circle each other, just as they did at the start of the match. Suddenly, Koda dives at Stryker, but he sees it coming and moves. Koda goes flying between the ropes. As Koda get’s up, he and Viva exchange words. Legion runs over to back up his partner, but Stryker suddenly comes flying over the top rope, taking out all three men!
It’s a game of one-upmanship Gorilla! Plain and simple!
Stryker is up first and he tosses Koda back in the ring. Stryker climbs to the top rope, and waits for Koda to get to his feet. He comes off the top with a high cross body, but Koda moves and Stryker eats canvas! Koda comes bouncing off the ropes, but Stryker pops up and hit’s the Cyclone Cutter! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Stryker!
Viva comes in to celebrate with Stryker, while Legion goes to check on Koda. Stryker walks over towards Koda, but Legion steps in between them. Viva get’s in Legion’s face, but their partners pull them apart. Stryker offers his hand to Koda, who takes it. The Resistance departs, but Legion grabs Viva by the shoulder and spins him around. He mouths the words, “Next week, you and me.” Viva nods, before he and Stryker exit, as the crowd cheers for all four men.
What a match and what a show of respect by these great fans!
And what a match we now have for next week, Gorilla! Viva V. Legion!
Yes indeed.
Well Jesse it looks like D-Day Dave the WWCF CEO is getting ready to come out to address the crowd and locker room for the first time in a while. Lets go down to the ring.
("Money Money" starts to play on the PA system as WWCF CEO D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring followed by his personal Corporate Security guards Phil and Bill Pharris. Not far behind them is The Sam. They get to the ring and D-Day Dave grabs a mic.)
D-Day Dave- Last week I was suppose to come on here and talk about business with WWCF Corporate but I was called away by the WWCF Board of Directors to meet with them, parent groups, and morality groups to discuss the violent content of the WWCF that has taken place in it's first year of business. I was informed by the board that the WWCF must be toned down and be made more PG rated by the beginning of October. As someone who follows orders and is very trustworthy I shall meet that goal because I am a man among men in the corporate world.
(The crowd boos)
D-Day Dave- What do you people know? The economy has been horrible and WWCF being in it's first year should have been ran out of business a long time ago. But me being the corporate mastermind that I am saved this company and gave all you lazy people with regular dead end jobs something to do every Monday and Sunday night!
(more crowd boos)
D-Day Dave- You people can boo all you want but deep down you all know that WWCF, MY company, has pulled through and avoid from being bailed out by the government due to my ultimate corporate will power and will. My bodyguards the Pharris Brothers know it, my #1 WWCF Executive The Sam knows it, hell the whole world knows it!!
(Commissioner Amigo's music hits and he comes down to the ring to the disgust of D-Day Dave and The Sam yet to the delight and cheers of the crowd.)
Amigo- You know I have been listening back there to you rambling on and on but I just can't take anymore of it!
(the crowd cheers and chants Amigo)
Amigo- Ever since you started WWCF Corporate you have changed. You have become a greedy son of a bitch and I did nothing but stand by and let you but I'm not going to let you do it anymore!
D-Day Dave- Oh, well since we are coming out of our shells here why don't I tell you something Commish. What have you done for this company huh? Sure you were the first WWCF World Champion but without me that would have never even been possible. You dare come out here and disrespect me?....
Amigo- You don't deserve my respect!!
D-Day Dave- Oh yeah well I guess I'll give you something to respect. You see the violent nature of WWCF that all these morality lobbyist groups are pushing on me and my company I think are completely due to you and your awful booking! Since I am the corporate mastermind that I say I am there is no way I can be blamed for it which only leaves you. That is why right here right now I have this to say to you.
YOU ARE FIRED AS COMMISSIONER OF WWCF!!!!
(Right after D-Day Dave says that he smacks Amigo across the face. Amigo tries to tackle D-Day but Phil and Bill Pharris grab Amigo holding him back.)
D-Day Dave- Get this mask wearing has been out of my ring!!!
(The Pharris brothers take Amigo to the back. As they do D-Day Dave turns to The Sam)
D-Day Dave- Sam as my #1 WWCF Executive you have done a great job with running WWCF Corporate while I was gone. It takes a lot of responsibility to run an organization such as WWCF Corporate which means I'm going to promote you. Ladies and gentlemen say hello to the WWCF's NEW COMMISSIONER THE SAM!!!!!
(The crowd boos as The Sam jumps up and down with his fists pumping in the air yelling YES.)
The Sam - Oh My! This is SO unexpected. (the Sam pulls out a piece of paper from his jacket and puts on his reading glasses)
I'd like to thank my Mom. And Lanny. And everyone in Corporate. And my fans who believed in me from day one. And of course, My hero, Mr. Dave.
I will make sure Mr. Dave that WWCF will become the most family friendly product you have ever seen.
D-Day Dave- Now with that taken care of I want to address the locker room for a second. With this whole PG rating thing being forced upon us that means I'm going to be watching everyone of you and making sure that you are on your best behavior. Of course that excludes my stable WWCF Corporate for everyone apart of that prestigious and elite group are great upstanding gentlemen. But for the rest of you, you better watch your back!! Especially Stryker and Viva Los Bio Dome the so called Resistance. Now that I am back you two won't be resisting anything!!
("Money Money" plays on the PA as D-Day Dave and the new WWCF Commissioner The Sam make their exit.)
No Holds Barred Match: Whitey Fats V. Evil M
The following contest is a No Holds Barred match!
*A Country Boy Can Survive*
Introducing first, from Starke, Florida, weighing in at 280 pounds, Whitey “Daddy Phat Sax” Fats!
*Thunderstruck*
And his opponent, from Rockland, weighing in at 310 pounds, Evil M!
Evil and Whitey tear into each other as soon as the bell rings. Whitey hammers Evil with punches, but Evil shrugs them off like their nothing, and hit’s one big throat thrust, knocking Whitey to the mat. Evil grabs Whitey by the throat, but Whitey kick’s his way free. Whitey hit’s the ropes and fires off a huge clothesline, but Evil remains standing. Whitey comes at him again, but Evil catches him by the throat again. Whitey kick’s him low and follows with a DDT. He makes the cover, but Evil just throws him off of him. Whitey comes at Evil, but Evil just grabs him and tosses him to the outside. Evil rolls to the floor and, as Whitey is getting up, kick’s him in the side of the head. Evil then walks over, grabs Michael Muffer by the throat, and tosses him aside. He grab’s Muffer’s chair and charges at Whitey. Whitey hit’s Evil with a punch to the midsection, grabs the chair, and crack’s Evil in the head with it. Evil stays standing, and swats the chair away. He picks up Whitey and goes to ram him into the ringpost, but Whitey slips free and ram’s Evil’s head against the post, then rolls him back in the ring. Whitey reaches under the ring and pulls out a table, which he slides in the ring. Whitey rolls back in, but is met with a throat thrust. Evil then picks up Whitey and hit’s a one armed powerslam. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
Evil set’s up the table, as Whitey struggles to his feet. Evil turns towards Whitey, who unloads with punches and kicks, backing Evil up in the corner. Whitey charges, but Evil meets him with a big boot. Whitey stumbles backwards, as Evil climbs to the top rope. Whitey quickly falls forward, bumping the rope and causing Evil to crotch himself. Whitey then climbs up and delivers the Trailer Park Drop(Scorpion Deathdrop) through the table! Whitey crawls over and makes the cover.
1!
KICKOUT!
Whitey is shocked as Evil just powers out of the pin and sit’s up. Whitey tries to get to his feet, but Evil grabs him and hit’s the Journey to Hell! Cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Evil looks surprised, but simply grabs Whitey by the throat, pick’s him up, and delivers the Tombstone. Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Evil M!
Evil M looking simply dominant against Whitey Fats, Gorilla!
I don’t know about dominant, Jess, but that certainly was a convincing victory by the former Masked man.
(Back in the WWCF Corporate locker room D-Day Dave and The Sam are talking with WWCF Corporate member Tyfo)
D-Day Dave- Okay Tyfo you are one of our most loyal men in WWCF Corporate which is why me and The Sam are counting on you to strip that no good Story member Above Average of the Inter-Forum Title and bring it home to WWCF Corporate
The Sam- Now knowing what kind of person Above Average is. Myself and Mr. Dave have decided to come down to ringside. In the interest of fairness of course. To make sure that everything is hunky dory.
Tyfo- Don't worry. That Inter-Forum Championship is as good as mine.
(The trio leave the locker room to head toward the ring.)
InterForum Championship: Above Average V. Tyfo
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the WWCF Inter-Forum Championship!
*New Blackjack’s Theme*
Introducing first the challenger, being accompanied by WWCF Commissioner The Sam, and WWCF Owner, Mr. D-Day Dave. From Dallas, Texas. Weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the self proclaimed M.V.P, and the “Corporate Pain Train”, TYFO!!!!
*Poison*
And his opponent. From Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!!
AA and Tyfo tie up. AA locks on a hammerlock, but Tyfo counters into a hammerlock of his own. AA counters out of it and into a headlock. Tyfo shoots AA into the ropes. As AA bounces back, Tyfo drops down. AA bounces back from the other end, and Tyfo leapfrogs him. AA bounces back once more, and this time Tyfo monkey flip’s the Champion. AA pops back up and runs right into a clothesline. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Tyfo pulls AA up in a sitting position and clamps on a chinlock. The ref checks to make sure it’s not a choke. The Sam jumps up on the ring apron, distracting the referee. Tyfo starts choking the Champion! The ref turns around and Tyfo goes back to the chin lock. The ref again checks to make sure it isn’t a choke. Tyfo applies pressure, but AA is able to fight out of it, and get’s back to his feet. Tyfo charges the Champion, who is ready for him, and hit’s a back body drop. Tyfo’s back up quickly, but AA take’s him down again with a German suplex. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
AA pulls Tyfo up and goes for a snap suplex, but Tyfo blocks it and retaliates with one of his own. Tyfo works over AA’s leg, but when he goes to apply the Texas Cloverleaf, AA rolls him up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
AA hit’s the ropes, and catches Tyfo with a running knee as he sit’s up. AA then goes up top and hit’s a flying elbow drop! Cover!
1!
2!
Mr. Dave pulls the referee out of the ring! AA turns and yells at Dave, while The Sam slides the Inter-Forum belt in for Tyfo to use. As AA turns around Tyfo goes to hit him, but he ducks. As Tyfo truns around, AA hit’s the Superkick! The ref rolls back in as AA makes the cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, and STILL WWCF InterForum Champion, Above Average!
Well, the Inter-Forum Champion manages to retain against The Corporate Pain Train!
Tonight he was lucky, but at Rumble in the Jungle, M.O.P. will walk away with the title, Gorilla!
Well, that remains to be seen. Up next, the verbal debate between King Motor-Colt and Cthulhu!
Both men are on stage as Michael Muffer explains the rules.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the verbal debate! Each man will have 3 minutes to make their point, 2 minutes for rebuttal, and 1 minute for conclusion. At the end, the fans will decide the winner! Cthulhu, by winning the coin flip, you get to go first.
Before I start, I just want to say one thing. Regardless of who wins this, Above Average will always be the TRUE star of the Story, and what we just saw before proves it!
Colt takes the mic.
I-
*Poison*
Colt looks towards the stage, but AA doesn’t come out. Cthulhu nails Colt from behind with his guitar and commences in a savage beatdown, until security runs out to pull him away.
Well, so much for the verbal debate, Gorilla!
Gorilla: And now for tonight's main event, King. And that's M.O.P. taking on the WWCF Champion, Seth Drakin.
Rules of Honor: M.O.P. V. Seth Drakin
Michael Muffler: The following match is set for one fall and is to be decided under the Rules of Honor! In this match, the winner can be decided by pinfall, submission, disqualification or count-out. Throwing your opponent over the top rope results in a disqualification. Also, a competitor automatically forfeits if they are accompanied to the ring by anyone.
*Painkiller plays, to a mixture of cheers and boos*
Introducing first. Representing WWCF Corporate. Standing at 6'1" and weighing in at 232 pounds, from Bergen County, New Jersey. He is... M. O. P.!
King: M.O.P.'s getting quite the mixed reaction tonight, 'Rilla.
He's been displaying a change of heart since coming back from injury, King. I don't think this crowd is completely endeared to him, and I don't doubt the feeling's mutual. But M.O.P saw the opportunity this challenge presented. It's hard not to cheer for him especially when his opponent is this man.
*Unicron Medley plays to a loud chorus of boos*
And his opponent. Standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 265 pounds, from Suburbia. He is the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion... Seth Drakin!
Now keep in mind folks, this is a NON-title match. Even if M.O.P. wins, he will not become WWCF Champion.
I can tell you this, King. Neither man is going to take this match lightly. For M.O.P., it's about the opportunity of a lifetime, especially after the way he got himself thrown out of the last Rules of Honor match he competed in. For Drakin, it's about keeping his status intact as the top dog in the company. Neither man can afford to look weak tonight!
The bell rings and M.O.P. and Drakin tie up in a grapple. M.O.P. uses his somewhat taller stature to get the advantage, but Drakin eventually overpowers him, kicking him in the stomach and then giving him a belly-to-back suplex. He gives M.O.P. a few good leg drops for good measure. Drakin goes for the pin.
1!
And M.O.P. kicks out.
Drakin picks him up and irish whips him into the ropes, setting him up for a clothesline on the way back. But M.O.P. ducks under the attempt and kicks Drakin in the back, catching him off guard. He follows this up with a clothesline of his own, and this one connects, making the crowd cheer. He hits a Senton on his opponent and goes for a cover.
1!
2!
Drakin kicks out immediately after the referee's hand comes down for the 2-count.
M.O.P. goes for a submission maneuver on the ground, putting Drakin in an STF. Drakin is at first nowhere near the ropes, but manages to drag himself over to the them, grabbing onto the bottom rope with his right hand. The referee is yelling at M.O.P. to break the hold, but he refuses. The ref begins to count to five.
1...
2...
3...
What the hell is he doing? If he doesn't break the hold, he'll get disqualified!
That should make the WWCF Champion happy! It'd be 0-2 for M.O.P. in the Rules of Honor, both due to being disqualified. And that's something I expect Drakin to use against him.
4...
M.O.P. finally lets go and raises his arms in the air, showing that he's freed Drakin of the hold. However, Drakin rolls around on the ground and kicks M.O.P. in the shins. The WWCF Champion gets up and gives the Corporate member a powerslam, followed by repeated leg stomps on the challenger. He goes for the pin.
1!
2!
M.O.P. gets his shoulder up.
That had to be 2 and 3/4's!
Drakin looks annoyed, expecting a victory. A small "M.O.P!" chant breaks out as Drakin continues go to work on the challenger. Picking him up for a DDT, and then picking him up again for a sleeper hold. M.O.P. struggles to get out of it, but is unable to reverse it. Eventually, his arms go limp and the referee goes to see if he can continue in the match. He picks up the Jersey native's arm, and it falls.
"One!"
He does this a second time, and the same result happens.
"Two!"
The crowd claps loudly for M.O.P. to break the hold. Drakin goes for a third try, and M.O.P.'s arm falls at first, but not completely. He clenches his fist and both arms wake up. He elbows Drakin in the gut three times, trying to break the hold. It's on the fourth elbow shot that he's finally able to power out of it, and then countering with a series of knife edge chops, getting the appropriate "WOOOOOOOOOO!'s" out of the crowd. Once Drakin's chest turns bright red from the chest, M.O.P. hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex and goes for a pin.
1!
2!
And the WWCF Champion kicks out.
M.O.P. picks him up, and then Drakin pokes him in the eyes, which the ref didn't catch. Loud boos come from the crowd as the challenger puts his hands over his eyes instinctively. Drakin gives a cocky, evil grin as he knows this match is now his. He grabs M.O.P. and sets him up for the The Tale's End!
Well, it's all over folks. Drakin looks like he's gonna win this one.
Drakin begins the motions for the devastating flip piledriver, but then M.O.P. counters! He manages to reserve the position and instead put Drakin in a Fireman's Carry position. He gives a slight spin and executes a Corporate Driver on the WWCF Champion! M.O.P. goes for the cover.
1!
2!
3!
The referee calls for the bell!
Your winner by pinfall... M. O. P!
Painkiller plays as the ref raises the surprised M.O.P.'s hand in victory with the crowd cheering in approval.
I can't believe it! M.O.P.'s pinned the WWCF Champion![/color
[color=orange]This could be the beginning of many great things for this up-and-coming superstar, King!
M.O.P. climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and raises both arms in victory. He then makes the symbol for the championship belt around his waist with his hands.
Well, that's all we got for tonight folks! For Gorilla, Michael Muffler, and everyone else, good night!
Credits: The Sam, Aaron Enigma, Evil M, D-Day Dave, and M.O.P.