Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - August 16, 2009

Heatz!!1 August 16, 2009

Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss and with me, the long lasting Jesse King!

Gorilla, What a show we have tonight!

Indeed Jess! Tonight, we will see The Amazing Brahma Bull battle The Pushkilla, with the Heatz!!1 Champion “Champagne“ Jay Carroll serving as the special ring announcer!

KCB will take on Stevierichardsfan Babyface.

And to kick things off, Joyful Hate will take on the WWVF World Tag Team Champions Two Guys Who Seriously Rock in a non-title match!


Joyful Hate V. Two Guys Who Seriously Rock

The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
*Smile Like You Mean It*
Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, Square and Relegate Hunter, Joyful Hate!
*Cherub Rock*
And their opponents, also weighing in at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, they are the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Starshine and Cthulhu, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!

Starshine and Square tie up, and Square immediately shoves Starshine to the mat. Starshine rolls back to his feet. He hit’s the ropes and goes for a shoulder check, but when he bounces into Square, he bounces back into the ropes. He runs forward again, but Square clothesline’s him back to the mat. Starshine get’s to his feet once again. He ties up with Square again. The two tussle back and forth, but Square gains the advantage and pulls Starshine to his corner and tags in Relegate Hunter. Hunter hit’s a headlock takedown on Starshine, who manages to fight back to his feet. Starshine sends Hunter into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a clothesline. Cthulhu tags in and suplexes Hunter to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu pulls Hunter up and applies a sleeper hold. Square enters to break it up and Starshine follows, attacking Square. Starshine DDT’s Square, then reverse DDT’s Cthulhu. Cover.
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Kickout.
Square and Hunter send Cthulhu into the ropes and hit a double reverse elbow as he comes back. Starshine charges them, but they both move, causing Starshine to run through the ropes and out of the ring. Cthulhu get’s to his feet and is met with a double dropkick. Hunter makes the cover.
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Kickout!
Hunter goes for a running knee lift, but Starshine cut’s him off with a clothesline. Square charges in, but Starshine meets him with several lefts and rights, and finishes up with diving shoulder tackle, which sends Square to the arena floor. As Hunter get’s to his feet, he is met with a boot to the gut, and then the Starblind! Cover!
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Here are your winners, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!

Well, the Tag Team Champions pick up the win, and in the process, Starshine shows why he should be taken seriously!

Gorilla, he’s one half of the top tag team in the company. That should be reason enough to take him seriously!

Up next, KCB battles Stevierichardsfan Babyface!


KCB V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit!
*Leave The Memories Alone*
Introducing first, being accompanied by Eli. From Badstreet USA, weighing in at pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
*My Way*
And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!

KCB and Stevie trade punches at the start, with KCB winning the initial showdown. Stevie falls back against the ropes, but as KCB charges, Stevie throws his feet up, catching KCB in the face. KCB staggers back, and Stevie catches him with a flying forearm. Cover.
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Kickout.
Stevie sends KCB into the ropes and catches him coming back with a back body drop. As KCB gets up, Stevie begins firing away with lefts and rights, but KCB shrugs it off and knocks Stevie to the mat with a clothesline. KCB slams Stevie and covers him.
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Kickout.
KCB pummels Stevie with punches and elbows, then hit’s a diving shoulder block. As Stevie get’s up, KCB bounces off the ropes, but misses a clothesline. As he turns around, Stevie goes for the Steviekick, but KCB ducks! Stevie stops just before he hit’s the top rope, but KCB immediately comes up behind him and locks in the Killer Instinct! Stevie struggles, but quickly passes out.

Here is your winner, KCB!

And KCB finally picking up his first win here on Heatz!!1

I’d say it’s about time! Now, if he just keeps this up, nothing will stop him!

It’s now time for our main event of the evening. The Amazing Brahma Bull V. The Pushkilla, with special guest ring announcer, WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion “Champagne” Jay Carroll! Let’s go to the ring!


The Amazing Brahma Bull V. The Pushkilla

*Panic Switch*
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the special guest ring announcer for this match, he is the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion, “Champagne“ Jay Carroll!
*Cult of Personality*
Jay enters the ring and grabs the mic from Michael Muffer.

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Cult of Personality*
Introducing first, from Glasgow, Scotland. He weighs in at 219 pounds, Brahma Bull.
*Supernaut*
And his opponent. From The First State, blah blah blah, The Pushkilla.

Both men glare at Jay Carroll as he steps the outside. Pushkilla offers a handshake, which Bull wearily accepts. The two circle each other and tie up. Bull applies a side headlock, but Pushkilla works his way out of it and applies a hammerlock. Bull grabs the leg to get out of it, but Pushkilla kick’s him back and springs to his feet. Bull charges, but is taken down with a arm drag, but is right back up again. Pushkilla charges, but is hip tossed to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Both men are back up. The fans applaud both men as we have a standoff. From ringside, Jay Carroll is seen yawning and looking at his watch. Bull and Pushkilla lock up again, and Bull locks in a front facelock and muscles Pushkilla to the mat. Bull starts laying into Pushkilla with knees and elbows, and then attempts to lock in a triangle choke. Pushkilla rolls into it and manages to counter it with a jackknife!
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Kickout!
As both men get to their feet, Pushkilla meets Bull with a judo takedown, followed by a kick to the back of the head. Cover.
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Kickout.
Pushkilla pulls Bull up for a suplex, but Bull blocks it, and hit’s a facebuster! Cover!
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Kickout!
Bull pulls Pushkilla into him and locks on a guillotine! Pushkilla starts fading fast. The ref checks his arm. Once it goes down, twice, three ti-NO! Pushkilla fighting back now, he breaks the grapevine, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!! COVER!!
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KICKOUT!!!!
Bull staggers to his feet, and charges toward Pushkilla, who catches him with the uranage and Anaconda Vice! Bull taps out!

*Sigh* The winner of the match, Pushkilla.

Pushkilla celebrates, as Bull slowly get’s to his feet. Pushkilla turns around and comes face to face with Bull, who extends a hand. Pushkilla accepts it, as the fans applaud both men. Jay Carroll enters and clock’s Pushkilla in the back of the head with the belt, but Bull chases him off! Bull helps Pushkilla up-PEDIGREE!!! Bull catches Pushkilla out of nowhere! Carroll reenters and he and Bull put the boots to Pushkilla, until Cageking runs out and chases them off. He helps Pushkilla to his feet, as Jay and Bull head back up the ramp.

A phenomenal match, but what happened after the match was just uncalled for!

I agree, Gorilla! What business did Cageking have being out there?! Didn’t he have enough of Jay Carroll last week?!

Pushkilla was outnumbered! Cageking was just doing the right thing!

You don’t get ahead in this business by doing the right thing, Gorilla!

Well folks, we’ve seen quite a show tonight, but we are out of time! For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight!

Credits: Evil M