Monday Niteraw - August 24, 2009
9/14/09
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, the unpredictable Jesse King!
Gorilla, we are a week away from Rumble in the Jungle and I am pumped! What a card we have tonight!
You’re right Jess! Tonight, Aaron Enigma and Jazzman will join forces to take on Tyfo and The Boiler Room Brawler.
It was announced this past week that at Rumble in the Jungle, The Resistance will take on The Deadly and The Sinful. Tonight, we get a preview when Viva Los Bio Dome takes on Legion!
We also have a battle between former teammates, as The Story’s King Motor Colt takes on former Story member Evil M!
Whitey Fats issued an open challenge to anyone on the roster, and the General of the Monkey Army accepted, so we will have that match tonight as well!
At Rumble in the Jungle, Above Average will defend his title against teammate Aaron Enigma and Corporate member M.O.P. Tonight though, he takes on another member of Corporate when he faces one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Starshine!
And in another match between champions, WWCF World Champion Seth Drakin will take on WWCF Hardcore Champion Jonathan Michaels! So let‘s go to the-
Hold on Jess. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm getting word from the back that M.O.P. is making his way to the ring right now!
*Painkiller plays as M.O.P. makes his way to the ring in wrestling gear and a black t-shirt with the WWCF Corporate Logo on it.*
He doesn't look too happy, Gorilla! I wouldn't want to be Above Average or Aaron Enigma right around now!
M.O.P. finds himself with a little less wind behind his sails than he previously thought, King. He came out of last week's show with a victory over the WWCF Champion and a Inter-Forum Championship shot against Above Average at Rumble in the Jungle. But then former Commissioner John S. Amigo put Aaron Enigma into the match!
At least the Sam was able to keep M.O.P. in the match, making it a triple threat!
M.O.P. takes a mic as he stands in the middle of the ring.
M.O.P.: Last week, I was screwed out of my championship match by the FORMER Commissioner of WWCF. Fortunately the CURRENT Commissioner, Mr. The Sam *crowd boos loudly* was able to keep me in the match. Now, I'm still not happy about this being a triple threat match, but it's better than being entirely screwed out of any title opportunities by the WWCF Board of Directors.
You see, ladies and gentlemen, I know why this last request by a man stripped of his power was granted. They want to protect the people in this business who have established the glass ceiling. They freak out when anyone dares threaten to shatter it. People like me, the Future of Professional Wrestling. No, they want to protect their investments. Sure, they approve a token title match here and there to up-and-comers like me or Jazzman, but ultimately, they pray for the status quo to be kept.
So they were all too thrilled to attempt to replace me with Aaron Enigma, a man who is part of the same stable as the current Champion. They thought that because of that, Aaron would go easy on the longest reigning champion in the WWCF.
So why did they grant The Sam's request, you might ask? It's because they think I'm at a 2-on-1 disadvantage. With two members of The Story and one member of Corporate, you do the math. But it isn't as simple as that. I don't think those corrupt suits realize that Aaron, like me, also threatens to shatter that glass ceiling.
But enough about Aaron Enigma. I want to address the man who should be fearing the loss of his title soon. And that man is Above Average. Double A prides himself on being a so-called "fighting champion." He prides himself on his long reign. But really, what is the sort of man he usually fights?
* M.O.P. looks at the entrance ramp before motioning someone off-screen to come down to the ring. A short, skinny-looking man in wrestling tights climbs into the ring*
Introduce yourself to these people.
I'm Dolin Celaney!
And Dolin, where you from?
Parts Unknown! *crowd cheers enthusiastically*
You see, Dolin, I pride myself on being a fighting contender. So here's what we're gonna do. We're going to have ourselves a match right now. If you win, you not only get a WWCF Contract, but MY spot in the Inter-Forum Championship match!
And if I lose?
Then uh... you don't. *looks over to the officials* Ring the damn bell!
Just before the ref climbs into the ring and the bell can be rung, M.O.P. cheap shots Celaney with his mic. After the bell rings, M.O.P. puts him in position for the Corporate Driver and executes it, and then goes for a pin.
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The referee calls for the bell as the crowd boos.
Your winner by pinfall... M. O. P.!
M.O.P. grabs the mic he hit Dolin Celaney with and makes a hand gesture to cut his music.
Well, thank you very much for that spirited contest, Dolin! Guess it's back to that $7.50 an hour job at WacArnolds for you!
But don't expect me to be as much a pushover, Double A. Aaron neither. Out of everyone in this business, I am your most dangerous opponent yet. And mark my words: I will walk out of Rumble in the Jungle the new Inter-Forum Champion.
NOW play my music!
*Painkiller plays once again as M.O.P. stands on the turnbuckle and makes the symbol for a championship belt on his waist before leaving the ring*
Did you see that Gorilla?! There is no question in my mind that the next Inter-Forum Champion just exited that ring right there.
Well that was certainly a… dominating performance from M.O.P. Folks, up next we have Seth Drakin V. Jonathan Michaels in a match of Champions!
Champion V. Champion Non-Title Match: Seth Drakin V. Jonathan Michaels
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*DOA*
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
*Unicron Medley*
And his opponent, from Stafford, Virginia, weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the WWCF World Champion, Seth Drakin!
The two Champions square off, as Drakin grabs Jonathan and applies a wristlock. Jonathan reverses it and transitions into a hammerlock. Seth breaks free and locks on a headlock. Seth shoots Jonathan into the ropes and clothesline’s him as he bounces back. As Jonathan get’s up, Seth catches him with a running knee to the abdomen. Cover.
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Kickout.
Seth picks Jonathan up for a powerslam, but Michaels slides free and German suplexes Seth. Cover.
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Kickout.
Jonathan goes for a snap suplex, but Seth blocks it and hits suplex of his own. Cover.
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Kickout.
Seth pulls Jonathan to a sitting position and slaps on a headlock. Jonathan fights his way out of it and hit’s a back suplex. As both men get to their feet, Jonathan catches Seth with a spinebuster!
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Kickout!
Jonathan pulls Seth up for a DDT, but Seth blocks it and hit’s a belly-to-belly suplex. Seth pulls Jonathan to the middle of the ring and hit’s a kneedrop, then goes for the cover.
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Kickout!
Seth sends Jonathan into the ropes, but Jonathan duck a clothesline on the way back and hit’s a shoulder tackle on the World Champion! Cover!
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Kickout!
Jonthan tries another suplex, but Seth blocks it once again and goes for the Tail’s End. Jonathan slips free, and as Seth turn’s around Jonathan goes for the Fade To Black, but Seth rolls to the outside, grabs his belt, and head up the ramp. Jonathan chases after him as the ref starts counting.
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As Jonathan runs after Seth, the World Champion disappears behind the curtain.
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Jonathan returns to ring, looking a upset.
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Here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels!
The ref raises Jonathan’s hand, but the Hardcore Champion looks disappointed.
Well, Jonathan get‘s the win, but that can‘t be the way he wanted it.
I know, everyone wants to say they pinned the World Champion, but sometimes, you need to take ‘em as they come to you.
That’s a good point Jess. But somehow, I don‘t think this is the last time we’ll see Jonathan Michaels in the ring with the WWCF World Champion.
*We see Starshine walking backstage towards the ring for his match. He suddenly stops and looks forward. The camera pans around to show Square leaning on the wall, arms crossed watching his old partner. Starshine, keeping his eyes on Square, cautiously passes by and continues to make his way down the hall.*
Jesse King – Woah, Gorilla what do you suppose that was about?
Tim Hoss – As many of you know both Starshine and Square recently teamed up together as the infamous Non-American Heroes. I couldn’t begin to comprehend what was going through their minds then.
Jesse King – I can take a guess Gorilla. But I don’t think Mr. D-Dave would like me using such words in his new family orientated programming.
Tim Hoss – Let’s go to Michael Muffer for the next match announcement.
Above Average V. Starshine
Michael Muffer – The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit.
*Supermassive Black Hole plays on the PA as Starshine makes his way out, wearing his tag belt.*
Michael Muffer – Introducing first representing WWCF Corporate and weighing in at 220 pounds. From Sydney Australia, he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions, he is the Technical Professional, Starshine.
*Starshine enters the ring and circles it yelling at the crowd to respect him.*
Above Average's theme plays and he makes his way out onto the ramp with a microphone in hand, the IF title around his waist and his Superstar of the Year award in his other hand.
Michael Muffer – His opponent, representing The Story, and weighing in at 260 pounds. Residing from Belfast, he is the Inter-Forum Champion, and the 2009 WWCF Superstar of the Year, Above Average.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the WWCF Superstar of the Year, the longest reigning champion in the illustrious history of this company, the Inter Forum Champion, Above Average!
Now, over the last year I've had a helluva journey. I've fought established names and young up and comers time in and time out, over and over again throughout my time. Like I say, 10 month reign as IF champion at present. I've accomplished more than the vast majority of people accomplish in their entire lives, within one year.
And yet... I still don't get the respect I deserve from each and every one of you people, and from each and every person in the back. Let's just be perfectly honest here. When you all tuned in to the Awards show last week, you didn't believe for a second I would win that award. Seth Drakin, littlenaitch, MiLo Duck, and my team mate in the Story, Motor Colt were the other candidates. When you tuned in you believed that it would be one of these four men winning that award. Hell, I even believed that would be the case!
But the powers that be at WWCF elected to give me the award. Now let's make one thing perfectly clear right off the bat. I deserve that award. I deserve it because I have fought night in and night out for you people, and I have fought and WON for you people constantly. I have given you everything that I have, and for what? I may be the most athletically gifted, but we all know that WWCF hasn't endorsed me as highly as the other 4 men I mentioned previously.
Those 4 men have constantly main evented PPVs. They have constantly been in contention for the World Heavyweight Title. They have constantly been given more TV time, and more money than I have in my tenure here. I work my ass off every time for less money, for less exposure, for less respect, and I am sick of it.
Now I can hear you saying it. Oh Double A, if all that is true, then why would they name you as the Superstar of the Year?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I shall tell you.
They know that I was getting tired of constantly being overlooked in spite of all that I've done. And they know that as of August 20, 2009 my contract came to a close here in WWCF. I told them that unless things around here change for the better I'm going to walk. They then awarded me the Superstar of the Year, and I have now signed a one month contract extension.
One month you say? Why one month? It's simple. Until I am fully satisfied that my needs are being met in this company, I refuse point blank to commit myself to a longer term deal with this company. At the end of my current deal I might even sign a new one... if I'm treated as I should be.
Now don't think I didn't earn that award. I did. The right man walked out with the trophy in the end. Had I not made my intentions clear, maybe it would have went elsewhere, but it would have been wrong.
So, WWCF, what do I want? What does Above Average want from you now? What will entice him to sign on? Well, you made some bad moves. Cancelling my little random opponents strategy for next Monday - not smart. That's definitely counting against you. I picked a name out of the bowl, ready to face them... and wound up having to throw that piece of paper in the bin, because WWCF took matters into their own hands as usual and assigned me M.O.P and Aaron Enigma.
But that's okay WWCF. I'll show you and the world once again why I need a new contract. So, what you can do for me is this. I want more PPV main events, I want my Inter Forum title matches to regularly headline more often than not, I want more financial incentives... and I want more respect.
Tonight I have Starshine - a man I've beaten in the past, and a man I will beat again. Starshine, Double A is ready and waiting for you to have a go once again. Time to show everyone just how good I am once again I guess - because I am exactly what I say I am - Above... Average.
AA drops the mic and gives his award and title belt to the timekeeper.
John Creed approaches Starshine and asks him for his belt. Starshine ignores the referee’s orders, but takes off his belt anyway. But instead of handing it over he walks towards Above Average and raises it over his head, mocking his opponent.
Referee John Creed signals for the bell and the match is off.
Above Average moves towards the ring center, but Starshine doesn’t budge from his corner. He slowly exits from the ring and jumps down to the floor. He wanders around the ring while the referee orders him back inside and the crowd jeers him. He slides back inside at a count of 8 but immediately rolls back outside again.
Jesse King – Perhaps some mind games from the Technical Professional?
Tim Hoss – Personally, I think he’s just trying to buy time.
Starshine climbs back up to the apron and gets back inside. He meets Sbove Average center ring with a lock up. Starshine is quick to transition into a headlock. Above Average turns out of it and knocks him down. Starshine dodges an elbow drop and quickly locks in a grounded headlock. Above Average powers him over into a pinning combination for a quick 1. Both get back to their feet and Above Averge ducks through a clothesline. He rebounds off the ropes and hits a running European uppercut, sending Starshine sprawling under the bottom rope, outside. Average follows him out and chops him, sending him around the ringpost to the adjacent side. Above Average follows him around. Starshine quickly pounces and connects deep with his blind spot to his left eye. Average collapses to the floor, clutching his eye.
Tim Hoss – Ouch, looks like Starshine got him deep there.
Jesse King – This could be a big turning point Gorilla. He’s half blind at this point.
Tim Hoss – This does not bode well for him.
The referee admonishes Starshine, but decides against disqualifying him. Starshine smirks and picks up Above Average who unsuccessfully fights back, while protecting his injured eye. Starshine rolls him back in and nonchalantly follows. Above Average, in visual pain crawls around the mat, clutching his eye. Starshine arrogantly walks around him, mocking him and the audience. He then stomps him with a boot and covers him, not hooking a leg.
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Average kicks out.
Starshine gets to his feet and stares at the downed Inter-Forum Champion as he struggles to get to his feet. He sits on the corner bottom rope and waits for him. Above Average, using the opposite corner for stability gets to his feet. Starshine creeps up behind him and roughly puches him into the turnbuckle. He grabs him by the shoulders and jumps up for the lungblower, but Average, holding the ropes block the move. STarshine hits the mat and rolls back to his feet. Average, almost by instinct spins around, delivering a big discus clothes punch. Starshine stumbles back. Average suddenly goes for the superkick. Starshine flinches back, but Average’s kick comes up short.
Jesse King – Look Gorilla, it looks like Average is lacking some key depth perception.
Tim Hoss – Things aren’t looking good at all for him Jesse. I don’t know how he can even continue at this point.
Starshine grins and tackles Average down. He grabs the hand covering his eye and pulls it back, attacking the eye again. The referee, intervenes and physically pulls him off, and threatens to throw out the match if he continues the attack. Starshine adheres the referee’s warning and goes for another pin, hooking his leg.
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Average kicks out with a yell.
Starshine looks frustrated. He picks up Average again who fights back with some strikes to the gut. Starshine stops him with a knee and positions him for the Starblind. Average struggles in the move and in desperation falls to the mat, blocking the move. Starshine clubs his back and lifts him up again. Average continues to fight, but his arms are hooked tightly. Starshine jumps for the move, and Average lifts him over with a big back body drop. Starshine, clutches his back and gets to his feet. Average meets him with a forearm and follows up with a leg lariat. Above Average is quick to pounce on top of his opponent and tries to apply the Dragon Clutch. Starshine fights off the hold and rolls over towards the center of the ring. Average holds on tight and using extra momentum rolls them both back over, completely locking in the hold.
Starshine struggles to get free but Average won’t let go. Suddenly we see M.O.P. run down to the ring. He climbs up to the ring apron, distracting the referee. Starshine uses the distraction to target Average’s eye again. Average breaks the hold and clutches his eye again. M.O.P. drops to the floor, and tells his Corporate comrade to use the sharpshooter. Starshine drags Average into the center of the ring and grabs his legs. As he crosses the over, Average reaches up and pulls Starshine into a small package.
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Michael Muffer – The winner of this match, Above Average.
Jesse King – Unbelievable Gorilla, he did it!
Tim Hoss – That’s out Superstar of the Year folks. That’s the future of out company.
Jesse King – I wouldn’t speak so soon Gorilla. Look at M.O.P.
M.O.P. climbs into the ring and drags Average up. He lifts him up and delivers the Turnpike Driver. Starshine immediately follows up by applying the sharpshooter. Average yells out in pain, but eventually passes out in the hold. M.O.P. stands over Average as Starshine collects his tag belt and snatches the Inter-Forum title from the time keepers table. He straps the belt around M.O.P.’s waist who poses over the champion. He takes off the belt and stares at it before dropping it across Average’s back. Both members of Corporate make their way backstage and a paramedic rushes out to check on Above Average.
This doesn’t look good, Jess. Above Average could be seriously injured.
You hate to have to see it Gorilla. Though as unfortunate as this is, it could mean a turning point in the Inter-Forum Championship match next week. M.O.P. may have just taken the Champion out of the picture.
Well, we certainly hope Above Average will be OK. Up next, Whitey Fats takes on The General of the Monkey Army.
Whitey Fats V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit!
(Simply The Best)
Introducing first..from Starke, Florida, weighing 280 pounds...WHITEY FATS!
- As Whitey makes his entrance, the General runs down the ramp and attacks him from behind! General rams Whitey into the apron, and then whips him hard into the ringpost. General taunts crowd members at ringside and then rolls Whitey into the ring. He hits a short knee and gets a 2 count.
- General picks Whitey up and delivers a suplex. He goes for another, but Whitey escapes and hits a neckbreaker. As General gets to his feet, Whitey hits a Thesz press and unloads with right hands, as the crowd cheer in approval. Whitey aggressively throws his opponent into the turnbuckles, and then hits a running clothesline, followed by a facewash in the corner which gets 2.
- Whitey grabs General in a side headlock; he gets pushed off the ropes and the two men collide, with neither going down. General runs the ropes and avoids a clotheslines, but gets taken down with a powerslam, which earns Whitey another 2.5. Whitey runs towards General, who shrewdly low-bridges his foe out of the ring. General then slides to the outside and hits a massive spinebuster onto the floor. He then returns to the ring and poses to the crowd again, while the referee starts to count.
- Whitey eventually makes it into the ring at 8. General stomps away on him, and then hits a DDT. Instead of going for the cover, General goes to the top rope, but misses with a diving headbutt attempt after taking too much time. Whitey crawls over and drapes arm across the prone General, but he kicks out at 2.8!
- Both men wearily get to their feet. General swings a wild right, which Whitey avoids. Whitey then nails the General with a series of punches, a clothesline, and finally a piledriver for another close near-fall. Whitey shouts out in frustration. He scoops up General for a Burning Hammer attempt, but it is countered, and General hits a reverse DDT.
- General gets riled up and a hits the monkeyflip. He hits another and then waits for Whitey to get up. He goes for the Monkey Paw, but Whitey ducks out of the way. Whitey then hits a sudden Burning Hammer for the 3!
Here is your winner....WHITEY FATS!
- As Whitey celebrates in the ring, General angrily slides out under the bottom rope. He grabs a chair from ringside and stalks Whitey Fats. As soon as he turns around, General nails him in the head with a brutal shot! He then wails away on the fallen Whitey more times with the chair, until various officials enter the ring and try to get him out of the ring. General gets one final parting shot in and then retreats up the ramp smiling, as the officials lambaste him and the crowd boo heartily.
What unsportsmanlike conduct!
Gorilla, I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, you don’t get ahead in this business by being nice. It’s about time The General started showing some of that killer instinct that made him a Hardcore Champion.
Well, coming up, The Story explodes! King Motor-Colt V. Evil M, next!
King Motor-Colt V. Evil M
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
*Thunderstruck*
Introducing first, from Rockland, weighing in at 310 pounds, Evil M!
*Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em*
And his opponent, from the Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 247 pounds, he represents The Story, King Motor-Colt!
At the start of the match, Colt holds out his hand for a handshake. Evil stares at him for a moment, then throws a punch. Colt blocks it and we’re underway! The two trade punches, with Colt backing Evil up against the ropes. Colt steps back and charges, but Evil simply back drops him over the top rope. M rolls to the outside and lays into Colt with punches, then drops him throat first across the fan control barrier, before tossing him back in the ring. Evil rolls back in, and he tosses Colt into the turnbuckle. Evil charges, going for a lariat, but Colt moves, and Evil hit’s the corner hard. Colt rolls him up.
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Kickout.
Evil is up and he fells Colt with a throat thrust. M then goes to the corner and pulls the pad off of the turnbuckle. The ref admonishes Evil, who simply glares at the ref. M goes to whip Colt into the exposed turnbuckle, but Colt reverses it. M puts on the brakes just before he hit’s the corner, but Colt rolls him up again.
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Kickout.
Evil angrily shoves the referee aside and charges at Colt, hitting a vicious-looking lariat. Evil then picks up Colt, intending to drop him face first on the top turnbuckle. Colt slides free, however, and rolls up the Evil One!
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Kickout!
Colt meets Evil M with punches and kicks, as the Evil One tries unsuccessfully to defend to himself. Colt whips Evil into the ropes. Evil comes back, going for a clothesline, but Colt ducks and hit’s a jawbreaker, then follows up with a running Million Dollar kneelift. As Evil gets to his feet, Colt hit’s a swinging neck breaker, then climbs to the top rope. As Evil M rises, Colt comes off the top rope with a flying forearm, but Evil catches him by the throat! Evil M brings Colt up for a choke slam, but Colt gouges Evil’s eyes to break the hold. Colt then goes up top and this time connects with the flying forearm! Colt then pulls Evil M up and hit’s the Story on Page One! Cover!
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Cthulhu pulls the referee out of the ring! As the ref argues with Cthulhu, Colt breaks the pin and rolls to the outside, getting in Cthulhu’s face. Cthulhu trash talks Colt, but doesn’t throw a single punch, despite Colt daring him to. Cthulhu makes his way up the ramp, but Colt chases after him and spins him around. Colt is about to hit Cthulhu, but Evil M comes up behind him and slams him on the ramp. Evil drags Colt back to the ring, where he hit’s a chokeslam, followed by the Journey to Hell. Cover.
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The winner of this match, Evil M!
As M exits, Cthulhu grabs a chair and starts hammering away on Colt. Cthulhu keeps up the attack until several officials run out and pull him away.
Well, Evil M with another win, this time over a former ally.
And what about after the match, Gorilla? Cthulhu really did some damage to the leader of the Story!
Indeed he did. This doesn‘t bode well for Colt, with his Phantom of the Opera match with Cthulhu just a week away.
We understand that earlier in the week, Fred G. Neric caught up with Aaron Enigma. Here’s what the Head Detective had to say.
Fred G. Neric backstage here with the Head Detective Aaron Enigma. Now Aaron, tonight you are teaming with Jazzman to take on "The Corporate Pain Train" Tyfo and Boiler Room Brawler. However right now I've been told you have an announcement to make to Corporate.
That is correct Fred. I spent all week investigating one person from Corporate to see if they are the traitor or not. And after that week I am here to say that....Starshine is NOT the traitor. Congratulation Starshine, you won't be mauled by all your "friends". Now, onto tonight, me and Jazzman have a lot of respect for each other and I know we can take out Corporate.
That's good to hear Aaron. Who do you plan to investigate next?
Well, that is a secret Fred. If I announce who I am investigating, I might run into some unwanted company if you catch my drift.
Fair enough Aaron. Good luck tonight.
Thanks Fred, but me and Jazzman, we won't need any luck.
Back to you at ringside.
Last week, we saw Koda take on Stryker in an exciting, hard fought contest, which was won by Stryker. Afterwards, Koda’s partner Legion challenged Stryker’s partner, Viva Los Bio Dome to a match, and we will have that for you next!
Viva Los Bio Dome w/ Stryker V. Legion w/ Koda
The following contest is set for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
*The drums and bagpipes play, as The Resistance make their way out*
Introducing first, from Hayward, California, being accompanied by Stryker, he is Viva Los Bio Dome!
*Agent of Chaos*
And his opponent, from The Darkness Within You All, being accompanied by Koda, this is LEGION!!!
Viva and Legion tie up and starts fighting for position. Viva shoots in on Legion’s legs, but Legion drops his full weight on Viva’s back, forcing him to release his hold on Legion’s legs. Legion lifts Viva up by the throat and tosses him in the corner. Legion charges and hit’s a corner clothesline, then a fallaway slam. Cover.
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Kickout.
Viva locks up with Legion again, but Legion Beale tosses Viva across the ring. Viva rolls to the outside to regroup. Legion goes to follow him, but the referee holds him back. The ref begins to count.
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Legion comes charging over the referee and the top rope and onto Viva!
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
How the hell did he do that, Gorilla?!
Legion pulls Viva up and tosses him back in the ring. Legion reenters and starts working over Viva with clubbing blows to the back. Legion hit’s the ropes and goes for a knee lift, but Viva catches the leg and takes Legion down to the mat! Viva holds onto the leg and starts kicking it. After several kicks, Viva ties up the leg in a submission-like maneuver. Legion shouts out in pain and begins working his way toward the ropes. He reaches them and the referee orders Viva to break the hold.
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Viva releases Legion, but continues to work on the leg. He straightens it out on the mat, then delivers several stomps. Viva hit’s the ropes and goes for another stomp, but Legion rolls out of the way. Viva tries again, but Legion moves once more. On the third attempt, Legion reaches out and grabs Viva’s foot and shoves him to the mat. Legion crawls towards the ropes to pull himself up, but Viva lunges at him and starts stomping away on Legion as he tries to get to his feet. Viva starts choking Legion in the ropes as the ref starts his count.
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The ref tries to pull Viva off of Legion. This gives Legion the opening he needs, as he hit’s a low blow, which goes unseen by the ref. Legion then hit’s a diving clothesline, dropping Viva to the mat. Both men are down.
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Viva starts to pull himself up, as Legion grabs the top rope.
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Viva’s on his knees, as Legion uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet.
9!
Both men are up, breaking the count. Viva hit’s Legion with a series of punches, then kick’s out the injured leg. Viva goes for the Figure Four leglock, but Legion cradles him!
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Kickout!
Viva runs at Legion, who catches him with a big back body drop! Viva get’s up and runs at Legion again, only to be scoop slammed to the mat. Legion grabs Viva by the hair and set’s him up for the Fall From Grace, but his leg gives out on him. Viva hit’s the ropes and nails Legion with modified codebreaker, followed by a neckbreaker. Cover.
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Kickout!
Viva pulls Legion up and peppers him with some punches. He then winds up for the big one, the Purple Sticky Pun-
Legion blocks it! Legion blocks it!
Legion fires off some punches of his own and, ignoring the pain in his leg, runs the ropes and nails Viva with a stiff-as-hell lariat! Cover!
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KICKOUT!
Legion slowly get’s to his feet, still feeling the effects of the earlier damage done to his leg. As Viva pulls himself up, Legion attempts to meet him with a spinebuster, Viva counters it into a DDT! Both men are down!
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Viva rolls over and drapes an arm over Legion!
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2!
KICKOUT!
Koda and Stryker both try to rally the crowd behind their respective partners, resulting in a “LET’S GO LEGION!!! LET’S GO VIVA!!!!” chant. Both men seem to be reenergized by the crowd’s support, as they slowly pull themselves up. The two trade punches in the center of the ring. Viva throws a punch, which staggers Legion, but Viva falls on Legion. Legion shoves him back and responds with a punch of his own, knocking Viva to the mat. Legion pulls Viva up and goes for the Arms of Morpheus, but Viva runs up the ropes and flips over, trapping Legion in a pinning combination!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!
Viva is knocked backwards. As he stumbles forward again, Legion meets him with a DDT! COVER!!!!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Legion!
The fans give both men a standing ovation, as do Stryker and Koda. They check on their partners, who both refuse the help and get to their feet on their own. The two meet in the center of the ring and after a brief staredown, they shake hands. With the two teams now tied at one apiece in singles matches, they agree to settle things at the Rumble in the Jungle.
What a match!
Gorilla, I can’t wait for that tag team match next week!
Neither can I Jess. Rumble in the Jungle promises to be quite a show.
You’ve got that right, Gorilla! I mean, take a look at the lineup!
Well, as we just mentioned, The Resistance will be taking on The Deadly and The Sinful.
The Heatz!!1 Championship will be on the line, in a match that was announced just last night!
That’s right, it will be “Champagne” Jay Carroll defending against Cageking, The Pushkilla, and The Amazing Brahma Bull.
And if that wasn’t enough, it’s gonna be a Scramble Cage match!
We will also see King Motor-Colt and Cthulhu settle their rivalry once and for all, as they battle it out in a Phantom of the Opera match!
Gorilla, it was brutal the first time, and the second time promises to be even moreso! I can’t wait!
The Inter-Forum Championship will be at stake in a Triple Threat match, as Above Average defends his title against M.O.P. and Aaron Enigma.
If what we saw earlier is any indication, this is M.O.P.’s time. I’m predicting a new Champion, Gorilla!
Earlier tonight we saw Seth Drakin come up short in his Champion V. Champion match with Jonathan Michaels. But that was a non-title match, Jess.
That’s right Gorilla. But if Seth can’t put Jazzman away in their Title V. Title match next week, there’ll be a new World Champion, Gorilla!
And of course, there’s the Guerilla Rumble. 28 WWCF Stars will enter the fray, each wielding a weapon of their choosing.
And look at some of the names in this thing, Gorilla! Cthulhu. Above Average. Tyfo. Koda. Stryker. Viva Los Bio Dome.
King Motor-Colt. M.O.P. Aaron Enigma. Whitey Fats. Legion. The Headbanger Man. Evil M.
The Boiler Room Brawler. Square. Starshine. Jonathan Michaels, and many more!
It will truly be a Rumble in the Jungle, Jess. Up next folks, we have another rumble of sorts, as Aaron Enigma and Jazzman team up to face Tyfo and The Boiler Room Brawler!
It’s our main event, it’s live, it’s free, and it’s next!
*The lights go out and something comes up on the titantron*
He is psycho
He is a crazy
He is a danger to society
He is EVIL
EVIL LA PARKA
On October 26 at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies the WWCF will never be the same. The True Evil One will finally reveal who he really is to the world.
Jazzman and Aaron Enigma V. Tyfo and The Boiler Room Brawler
The following tag team contest is set for one fall with a 45 minute time limit!
*New Blackjack’s Theme*
Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the self proclaimed M.V.P, and the “Corporate Pain Train”, TYFO!!!!
*I’m So Bad(Baby I Don’t Care)*
And his partner, from Rockford, Illinois, weighing in at 350 pounds, The Boiler Room Brawler!
*Take The Power Back*
And their opponents, first, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!
*Lilac Lane*
And his partner, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, he is the Champion of Honor, Jazzman!
Aaron starts the match along with Tyfo. The two of them lock up in the center with Tyfo locking in a headlock. Aaron bounces off the ropes and pushes Tyfo off of him, but Tyfo hits a shoulder block on the rebound. Tyfo bounces off the ropes again but Aaron stays on the ground and Tyfo jumps over him. Aaron springs to his feet and hits Tyfo with an arm drag. Aaron quickly moves to Tyfo and hits him with a kick to the midsection. Aaron follows up with a big uppercut, knocking Tyfo into Aaron's corner. Aaron moves to the corner and tags in Jazzman.
Jazzman gets in the ring and Aaron and he attack Tyfo with a tandem leg drop. Jazzman then goes for the pin.
1.....2.Tyfo kicks out.
Jazzman lifts up Tyfo and attempts a suplex, but Tyfo blocks it and hits Jazzman with one of his own.Both men are down in the middle of the ring. Tyfo manages to get to his corner first and tag in Brawler, who jumps into the ring and prevents Jazzman from tagging Aaron. Brawler smirks at Aaron as he puts Jazzman in a neck vice. Jazzman struggles to break the grip, but manages to make it to his feet. He elbows Brawler in the gut and bounces off the ropes to hit a clothesline. However Brawler stops it and locks Jazzman in an abdominal stretch. Brawler reaches to the ropes to use it for leverage, hiding the fact from the referee. However, Aaron steps in only to be stopped by the ref. Brawler wrenches the stretch back even farther, however the ref sees this and forces him to break the hold.
Brawler tries to deliver a kick to Jazzman, but Jazzman catches it. Jazzman hits a bit enziguri in retaliation and both men are down. Jazzman crawls to tag in Aaron but Brawler is able to stop him and pull him to his corner, where he tag in Tyfo. Tyfo gets in the ring and the two of them stomp on Jazzman. Tyfo then lifts up Jazzman before planting him again with a sidewalk slam, going for the pin.
1.....2...Jazzman kicks out barely.
Tyfo lifts up Jazzman and throws him into the corner. He then delivers a vicious corner spear before backing up the opposite turnbuckle. Tyfo charges at Jazzman intent on crushing him. However, Jazzman rolls out of the way and Tyfo hits the corner hard. He turns around to be hit with a big DDT from Jazzman.
Both men crawl to their corners, simultaneously tagging in Aaron and Brawler. Aaron leaps into the ring and ducks under a clothesline from Brawler. He bounces off the ropes and hits a big spinning heel kick on Brawler. He picks up Brawler and sets him up for the Brilliant Deduction, but Tyfo breaks it up. However before Tyfo can attack further, he is sent sprawling out of the ring by a dropkick from Jazzman.
Aaron ducks under a right hook from Brawler before connecting with a big kick to the stomach, followed by an enziguri and a reverse roundhouse kick. He then wraps his left arm around the head of Brawler and motions to Jazzman, who is on the opposite side of the ring. Jazzman charges at Brawler and makes him Take The A Train and Aaron uses the momentum to hit a big Reverse STO and lock in Extreme Interrogation. Jazzman quickly leaps out of the ring onto Tyfo, taking him out as Brawler is stuck in the vicious submission. Brawler taps soon after and Aaron reluctantly breaks the hold.
As Aaron and Jazzman celebrate, Tyfo nails Jazzman from behind and tosses him out of the ring. Tyfo follows him to the floor and the two brawl at ringside. As Aaron goes to help, M.O.P. runs out and confronts Aaron. With Enigma distracted, Brawler jumps him from behind. Brawler beats down Aaron, with M.O.P. directing traffic, but…
OH MY GOD!!!! It’s Above Average!
I thought M.O.P. took care of him earlier!
AA charges to the ring and he and M.O.P. trade punches. Brawler tries to assist M.O.P., but AA get’s the better of both men. Cthulhu rushes out and nails AA from behind with a chairshot. Cthulhu, Brawler, and M.O.P. work over AA, until Motor-Colt runs out for the save! Colt fights off the Corporate members, but Starshine intervenes. As the 4 members of Corporate beat down The Story, Square runs out and starts brawling with Starshine! The Story fight off the other members of Corporate, but the locker room continues to empty! Stryker and Viva hit the ring to go after Corporate, but Koda and Legion are out right after them. Suddenly, the arena goes black.
*Pyro explosion, followed by Thunderstruck*
Evil M walks to the ring and starts cleaning house, but Jonathan Michaels and Whitey Fat charge out to go after the big man! The General blindsides Whitey on the ramp and the two go at it as Jonathan makes a beeline for Evil M! The former friends exchange punches as the rest of the locker room storms the ring! Meanwhile, Jazzman and Tyfo continue their brawl on the outside. Jazzman wears down Tyfo with some punches, then tosses him back in the ring, where the entire roster is brawling! As Jazzman looks on, satisfied…
*Unicron Medley*
Seth Drakin appears at the top of the stage, the WWCF World Championship draped over his shoulder. He and Jazzman stare each other down, as the entire roster battles it out in the ring as we go to black.
Credits: M.O.P., Evil M, Starshine, Above Average, Headbanger Man, “Evil La Parka”, and Aaron Enigma
