GOOKERMANIA II - September 28, 2009

GookerMania II, September 28, 2009

Deadly Game plays in the arena as the camera pans the crowd, all on their feet. We then go to the announce table, where Tim Hoss and Jesse King are seated.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to GookerMania II! Gorilla Tim Hoss and Jesse King here to call all the action tonight!

We have an amazing show tonight! The World Champion Jazzman makes his first title defense, taking on the winner of the Guerilla Rumble, Above Average.

After a nearly year long rivalry, it all ends tonight. Seth Drakin, Little Naitch, a no holds barred retirement match.

We will see a first, when M.O.P. defends the Inter-Forum Championship against King Motor-Colt in a Jersey Turnpike match!

Tonight, either a mystery will be solved, or Corporate will gain a new member. It’s Aaron Enigma taking The Boiler Room Brawler in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match!

We got another first, Gorilla, the Ultimate Scaffold match! Jonathan Michaels defends the Hardcore Championship against the former Champion and his former friend, Evil M!

The rivalry between Whitey Fats and TTS will come to a head tonight, as the two, along with the Heatz!!1 Champion Jay Carroll, will meet in a triple threat match to unify the Heatz!!1 and Montego Bay AlchoWeight Titles.

Former tag team partners hash out their differences tonight, when Square and Starshine do battle in an I Quit match!

Cageking takes another shot at the Hardcore Challenge, as he puts his street cred on the line against the General of the Monkey Army!

And of course, we have the Money in the Bank on a Pole match!

It’s a GookerMania tradition, Jess! And standing by right now is one of competitors!!


*Amigo is with the guy who operates the cable that holds the MITB Case*

OK then, when I get close to it, be sure to lower it down, and when someone else gets close, raise it up. Got it?

Operator: I think so.

Good, the check is in the mail.


Money in the Bank on a Pole Match: Viva Los Bio Dome V. Stryker V. MiLo Duck V. Amigo V. Tyfo V. Headbanger Man

This opening contest is the Money In The Bank On A Pole match! In this match, 6 WWCF wrestlers will compete, with a briefcase hanging from a pole in the corner, which contains a contract which guarantees a WWCF Title shot anywhere and anytime of their choosing. The wrestler who manages to retrieve the briefcase, will earn that title shot!

(Souls Of Black)
Introducing first, from Tampa, Arizona, weighing 208 pounds...AMIGO!

- Amigo brings a trolley full of weapons down to the ring.

(Wild Child)
The next competitor, from Kent, England, weighing 263 pounds...THE HEADBANGER MAN!

(The Safety Dance)
The next competitor, from Hayward, California, weighing 195 pounds...VIVA LOS BIO DOME!

(New Blackjacks Theme)
The next competitor, from Dallas, Texas, weighing 245 pounds...TYFO!

(Darkwing Duck Theme)
The next competitor, from Emmons, Minnesota, weighing 250 pounds...MILO DUCK!

- As MiLo makes his way down the ramp, Stryker Dark Silence blindsides him with a clothesline to the back of the head! As both men brawl on the aisle, in the ring Viva sqaures off with Amigo, and Headbanger trades punches with Tyfo. Tyfo knocks Headbanger down and instantly goes to climb the pole, but Viva spots this and pulls him down. Viva takes Tyfo down with a Thez press, while Headbanger does likewise to Amigo. Each of the 4 men get to their feet, however all 4 men fly over the ropes at the same time - Viva clotheslining Tyfo over, and Headbanger taking Amigo out on the other side.

- Stryker and MiLo then roll into the now empty ring. MiLo manages to land a high knee to the head of Stryker, and then goes to retrieve the briefcase himself. However, just as he gets within reach, Stryker grabs him by the leg, and sweeps him down to the mat. He scores with vicious elbow strikes, however as he gets to his feet, Tyfo surprises him with a springboard clothesline! Amigo gets back onto the apron, and hangs Tyfo neck first over the top rope. Amigo goes to his trolley, and pulls out a steel chair, a kendo stick, and his patented blue box, all of which he throws into the ring. However, Headbanger manages to knock him down with a spear on the outside.

- Viva gets back into the ring and hits a DDT on MiLo, before making his first attempt at reaching the briefcase. Headbanger rolls into the ring, and tries to get him down, but Viva manages to shake him off. However, Headbanger then manages to hit Viva with a back suplex off the second rope! Tyfo and Stryker then both make a dash towards the pole. They both get on the second and trade blows - Headbanger tries to intervene, but eats a back elbow from Stryker, which sends him down to the mat. Stryker then hits a huge knife-edge chop which rocks Tyfo, before landing an even harder one which causes Tyfo to also fall back to the mat. Stryker reaches up for the briefcase, but gets hit in the back with the blue box by Amigo.

- MiLo nails Amigo in the gut with the kendo stick, causing him to drop the blue box. He then hits a White Russian Leg Sweep. MiLo then smacks both Headbanger and Viva in the head with the stick, sending the latter back into the turnbuckles. MiLo hits the Duck Splash, but just as he celebrates hitting the move, Tyfo takes him out with a Reverse STO.

- Headbanger and Amigo both get to their feet on the outside, after both rolling out of the ring. Headbanger hits Amigo several times with a trash can lid which he found in the trolley, and then looks under the ring. However, inside the ring, Tyfo's path to the pole is blocked by Stryker, who grabs his leg. Tyfo tries to hit an enziguiri, but Stryker ducks the kick. He lands a dragon screw, before hitting a running senton on the prone Tyfo. Headbanger brings a table out from under the ring, and sets it up near the commentary position. He then gets into the ring to try and prevent Stryker from getting to the briefcase. The two trade blows, until Headbanger kicks Stryker low, before hitting a spinebuster.

- Viva gets up and smashes Headbanger in the head with the steel chair. He then hits Tyfo with it, and takes a swing at MiLo, however he "ducks" the blow. MiLo kicks Viva in the gut, and goes for the Quackerjack, however Amigo brings a lead pipe into the ring, and hits MiLo in the leg with it, causing him to crash to the ground. Amigo tries to hit Viva with the pipe, but Viva gets another chair shot in first. Viva manages to hit the Bio-DOME, and then goes for the briefcase. Stryker, who's strategy is to block people's path to victory, gets in between Viva and the pole.

- The Resistance exchange words with one another. Headbanger interferes, and they both double superkick him for his efforts. The have another heated verbal exchange, before Viva shoves Stryker. Stryker pushes Viva and sends him stumbling backwards, and then quickly goes for the briefcase again. Viva also climbs the second rope, and the two partners start to trade blows. Of the other competitors, Tyfo is slowly getting to his feet. Viva gets the better of the exchange with Stryker, and hits a flurry of punches, before nailing the Purple Sticky Punch! Stryker tumbles all the way to the floor! However, before Viva can get the win, Tyfo clubs him with an axehandle to the back, and then scores with the Tumbleweed off the second rope!

- Tyfo gets back up and sets his sights on the briefcase, but MiLo, still feeling the effects of the pipe shot to the leg, gingerly makes his way towards Tyfo. He pulls Tyfo off the turnbuckles, and then crotches him on the top rope! He then delivers a dropkick which sends Tyfo to the outside, near where the table is situated. MiLo then grabs his own leg in pain. Meanwhile, Amigo and Headbanger are once again outside the ring, trading shots. Headbanger misses with a wild clothesline attempt, and Amigo whips him into the steel steps. Amigo pulls a bag out of the trolley, and enters the ring with it. He chopblocks MiLo down, before opening the bag and pouring the contents in the ring - THUMBTACKS!

- Headbanger pulls a fire extinguisher from under the ring, and sprays Amigo in the eyes with it. He then pulls Amigo out of the ring again, and hits a DDT on the floor! In the ring, Viva smacks the kendo stick across MiLo's back, and stumbles towards the corner, however Stryker appears on the apron, and spits the Green mist into Viva's face! He then gets into the ring, and hits the Cyclone Cutter on a blinded Viva. Stryker and Headbanger again trade blows, but Stryker wins out and hits a flurry of European uppercuts, and an overhead belly to belly.

- Tyfo slowly rolls back into the ring, and tries to hit a butterfly suplex on Stryker, but it is blocked. Stryker goes to the top rope, and tries for a flying crossbody, but Tyfo avoids it. Tyfo throws Stryker out of the ring, and turns around into a eye rake from Headbanger. He then goes for the Double Bass DDT onto the thumbtacks, but Tyfo escapes the predicament, and then hits Headbanger with a piledriver onto the tacks!

- Tyfo motions towards the briefcase, but is taken out with a running lariat by MiLo. Outside the ring Viva is trying to recover his sight, while Headbanger is motionless, bleeding from the tacks. Amigo gets back into the ring with the ring bell, and swings wildly at MiLo, who skillfully avoids the blow. MiLo tries to hit Amigo with a chair, but this time he misses. They then swing both weapons simultaneously, the inertia of which causes both men to experience a jolt of pain. All of a sudden Stryker gets back into the mix with a springboard DDT on Tyfo! He knocks MiLo down with a Thesz press, but Amigo nails him with the trusty blue box.

- Viva gets back in the ring, clearly still having sight problems, but he manages to knock Amigo down with a wild right hand. He motions for another Purple Sticky Punch, but Amigo rakes his eyes, and then hits a Tombstone! Amigo then goes towards the briefcase and starts to ascend the ropes, when MiLo meets him. The briefcase swings precariously above them. MiLo hits a headbutt which rocks Amigo, and then gets his fingers onto the briefcase, however Amigo responds by using his own poison mist, straight into the eyes of MiLo. Amigo then throws MiLo off the ropes through the table on the outside!

- Tyfo and Stryker both get up and simultaneously. Stryker knocks Tyfo down, and then grabs Amigo, who is unbelievably close to victory. Stryker powerbombs Amigo down from the turnbuckle! Stryker then comes close to winning himself, but Tyfo absolutely nails Stryker in the back of the head with a steel chair. Tyfo climbs up the turnbuckles, and just as Headbanger desperately scrambles back in the ring to try and stop him, Tyfo manages to retrieve the briefcase from the pole and win the match!

Here is your winner, and the 2009 Mr. Money In The Bank...TYFO!

- An exhausted Tyfo celebrates with the briefcase, amongst the carnage in the ring.

What a match! What a way to kick off GookerMania!

If this a type of action we’re gonna see all night, then we are in for a treat, Gorilla!

Indeed we are, Jess! Up next, we have Cageking taking on The General of the Monkey Army in a special Hardcore Challenge!


Hardcore Challenge: Cageking V. The General of the Monkey Army

Ladies and Gentlemen the following is a five minute hardcore exhibition scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Lansing, Michigan... The GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!

*The General makes his way into the ring with his monkey in tow, before he settles near the ring-post*

And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California... CAGE KING!!!

*Cage King raps on his way to the ring and gets in the ring as the bell rings*

Once the bell rings both men jump to the outside and each pick up steel chairs, trading shot for shot as the crowd roars on in approval before The General rakes the eyes of Cage to get the upper hand. He then runs out of the ring and grabs a table.

4 minutes remain

The General Sets up the table outside the ring and gets up on the ring apron and looks to powerbomb Cage King through it, but Cage King nails The General with a low blow!. He then hits an Overnight Celebrity through the table and pins the General for a 2 count.

3 minutes remain

Both Men are down until Cage King goes under the ring and grabs a chain which he wraps around General's neck and Cage's Fist which with he punches the General until he busts him open.

2 minutes remain

Cage rolls the General back in the ring, before playing to his fans into the crowd. While this is happening, Tinkers throws a banana into The Genral which he hides in his trunks, before belting Cage with The Monkey's Paw! A quick cover gets him only 1 before he rolls out to the floor and begins rummaging under the ring where he finds a sack.

1 minutes remain

The Genral comes back in the ring and opens the sack and drops 10,000 tacks onto the cneter of the mat before eating his banana. He picks up Cage and sends him off the ropes before letting him run by onto The General's dropped banana peel which sends Cage King back first into the tacks!

30 seconds remain

The General goes over and attempts to put Cage King in the Monkey Wrench, but Cage King the tacks and throws them hard into the face of The General and goes for a small package!

1...2... *Ding, Ding, Ding!!!*

Ladies and Gentlemen, this match has gone to the time limit and is therefore...

*Cage King grabs the mic from the announcer*

Did you fans just like what you saw? *Crowd cheers* Well then, how about 5 more minutes? Whadda you say General?

*The General nods his head as the crowd chants "Five More Minutes" as the match gets restarted*

The General is staggering as he gets up and Cage King hands The General a chair while he calls Tinkers into the ring. Cage King yells' Over here moron!' at The General who swings... AND NAILS TINKERS IN THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! The crowd goes deathly silent and Cage King gets up on the top rope and waits for The General to realize what's happened.

The General goes over and pins what to him is a shadowy figure but as he regains sight he realizes that he hit Tinkers and not Cage King, who is waiting on the top rope. The General turns around to see a flipping Cage King land one his shoulders and nail him a DragonRana into the tacks for the three count and the win!

Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner CAGE KING!

*Cage King exits the ring to a mixed reaction of the fans who are greatly appreciative of the battle they just watched transpire, but are concerned about the fate of Tinkers.*

Cageking get’s the win. I do have to worry a bit on what will happen to Tinkers. The General’s monkeys haven’t had the best luck in the hands of others.

No they haven’t Gorilla. I’m very worried right now.


Attitude... Altitude.

Lack one? Feel the power of the other.

Feel the pain of some High Attitude... Feel the pain of an Altitude Adjustment.

The in just one week, the WWCF deals with a brother the likes of which you ain't ever seen. Someone who makes the street look weak, who can make town go down, a man who makes being hood look far from good.

I ain't no rapper, I ain't no street thug. I'm simply a man who is going to restore attitude to this business. A man who is not afraid to Bring the Noise.

Damn Right.


I Quit Match: Square V. Starshine

Michael Muffer- The following contest is the “I Quit” match.

*Super Massive Black Hole plays on the PA. Starshine makes his way out, looking more focused than usual. He enters the ring and waits in the far ring corner.*

*I Don’t Care Plays on the PA. Square walks out, looking completely focused and determined. He enters the ring and advances towards Starshine. Referee Will Alphonzo intercepts him and urges him back to his corner.*

Michael Muffer – This is the I Quit match. There will be no disqualification, no rope breaks, no pinfalls, no count outs, and no knockouts. This match will only end when one of the opponents says “I Quit.” Introducing first to my right, from Sydney Australia he weighs in tonight at 220 pounds. He is the Technical Professional, Starshine.
And to my right, from Preston England he weighs in at 210 pounds. This is Square.

*The bell rings.*

Suqare immediately takes Starshine down with a tackle and lays in a series of stiff rights. Star rolls outside to escape and Square follows. He hits Star with a stiff European uppercut. Star tries to escape Square, running around the ring, but Square stays on his tail. Star in another bid to escape, slides back in the ring. Square from outside, grabs his ankles, drags him out again and slams him back first into the crowd barricade. He gives Star another European uppercut and grabbing him by the hair, tosses him into the crowd. Square follows him out as the nearby crowd flees from their seats. Starshine stumbles to his feet and tries to escape. But Square grabs him by the hair and Irish whips into a row of nearby empty chairs. Star stumbles back to his feet and walks into a back body drop onto the floor. Square picks him up again and points towards another set of nearby chairs as the crowd quickly scramble out of them. He whips Star towards them. Star quickly reverses the whip and sends Square crashing into dozens of them. He picks Square up and sits him on another chair. He gains a little distance and delivers a superick, sending him and the chair to the floor. He picks Square up and throes him back over the barricade. He climbs over himself and rolls him into the ring.

Back in the ring, Starshine delivers a pair of elbow drops to Square’s lower back. He then makes an attempt for the Sharpshooter, but can’t turn him over as Square struggles in the hold. Square manages to shove him off. Star instead applies a grounded headlock and wrenches back.

Referee Will Alphonzo – Square, do you quit?

Square – No!

Starshine breaks the hold and delivers another elbow drop to Square’s lower back. He picks him up and sets him in the corner. Star backs up and delivers a running shoulder block to his midsection. He turns around and jaws with the crowd. As he turns back Square explodes out of the corner and nails him with a lariat. He immediately attempts his own Sharpshooter. Star grabs his free leg, blocking the hold. Square improvises and holding Star by the legs lifts him off the mat and drops him back first over his knee. Square picks Star up and gives him a spinebuster. He again tries for the sharpshooter, but Star again blocks it by grabbing his leg. Square releases the legs and pounces on Star with a series of punches. He applies a version of the anaconda vice and wrenches back hard.

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, what do you say?

Starshine – Ugh, n-no!

Square pulls back some more.

Will Alphonzo – Do you want to quit?

Starshine – No!

Square breaks the hold, sits up star and slaps him across his face. He then runs the ropes and dives down, connecting with a European uppercut. He attempts another Sharpshooter but Star blocks it again. Square, stomps Star in the groin instead. He grabs Star’s wrist and twists it around and holds it on the mat. Square breaks his grip stomps Star’s hand, then slams it on the mat. Square drags Star to his feet and drives him shoulder first into the corner turnbuckle. He grabs the hand he worked over and wraps it over the top rope, pulling back hard. Before the refree even has time to ask, Star suddenly catches Square low with a mule kick. He takes a moment to tend to his hand, before he drives Square down with a nasty STO backbreaker. He grabs Square’s legs in preparation for the Sharpshooter. Square desperately grabs the ropes and drags himself outside, stopping the move. Starshine quickly follows him and drives him backfirst into the ring apron. He rolls him halfway back in, face up, with his upper body outside and delivers a boot to his head. Star grabs Square by the head, lifts him up and drops him back first across the apron. Star pushes Square completely in the ring and searches under the ring. He brings out the familiar silver chair and slides back in the ring.

Back inside, Starshine sets up the chair in the corner turnbuckle. He picks Square up and positions him in the opposite corner and Irish whips him towards the chair. Square, upon reaching the corner, jumps up and over Star and grabs him in a reverse waist clutch. Star reverses with his own and pushes him towards the corner. Square breaks by dropping to the ground. Star stops his momentum, but turns into a big belly to belly from Square. Starshine stumbles to his feet into the opposite corner. Square grabs his wrist and Irish whips him towards the chair. Star reverses and sends Square into the corner, who then slides under at the last second. Square gets to his feet and Starshine charges him with a spear. Square leapfrogs him, and Star hits the chair head first. Square is quick to take advantage and locks in an STF.

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, do you quit?

Starshine – Arghh no!

Square transitions into a crossface, but Star quickly breaks it with a series of knees. Star takes a power outside and Square follows. Star looks to escape over the crowd barrier, but before he can Square grabs a hold of him and drags him back. Star stuns Square with a sudden and direct eye poke, grabs an unused chair and uses it to throat thrust his opponent. Star slides the new chair in the ring and rolls Square back in as well. Star sets the chair in a seated position and picks up Square. He picks him up for the side backbreaker and instead drops him across the open chair. Star kicks the now warped chair outside and sets up Square in a tree of woe in the corner. He backs up a few steps and delivers a knee to his midsection. He slides outside and pulls away the ringside steps, bringing out a steel chain. From the outside, he wraps the chain around Square’s neck and pulls back. Referee Will Alphonzo approaches Square, still in the tree of woe.

Will Alphonzo – Square, what do you say?

Square doesn't answer as desperately tries to free himself from the chain.

Will Alphonzo – Square, do you-

Square wildly grabs the mic from the referee’s hand and brings it to his mouth.

Square – Ah argghhh… SCREW YOU STAR!

He swings the mic back and catches Starshine on the forehead who releases the chain. Square frees his trapped leg from the turnbuckle and drops to the mat, grabbing the chain from the corner in the process. Star climbs back in the grabs the silver chair from the turnbuckle. He turns towards Square, charges and swings the chair. Square suddenly whips him in the midsection with the chain. He wraps the chain around his arm, hits the ropes and hits Star with a lariat. He picks up Star and sets him on the top rope. He sets the silver chair on the mat beneath him and grabs his for the Tower of London. Star fights back, clubbing his chest. Square releases him and hits some rights while climbing the ropes. Star continues to fight back, shoves him to the mat and immediately connects with an elbow drop. Star goes for the Sharpshooter again but Square fights back by grabbing his free leg. Square drags the leg forward and trips him to the mat. He climbs to his feet and successfully locks in his own Sharpshooter. Starshine drags himself to the ropes and tries to slide out, but Square hold on tightly. Starshine struggles in the hold but refuses to quit. He manages to turn the hold over and punches Square in the gut. As Square keels forward Star rakes his eyes. Square lets go of the hold and clutches his eyes. Star gets to his feet and grabs the silver chair. He measures Square up and nails him on his head. He instinctively goes for the pin, but the referee reminds him the rules of the match. Star grabs Square by the legs again for the Sharpshooter. Square quickly pulls him forward, tossing Star over him. Both get back to their feet but Square catches Star with a sudden, stiff forearm. He lifts Star up for the L7. Star fights out of the hold and connects with a toe kick. Star sets up the Starblind, but Square tosses him over his head. Star climbs to his feet and slaps Square. Square spins from the impact and smacks him with the Squareplosion elbow. Star limply crumbles to the mat and Square locks in a triangle choke.

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, what do you say? Starshine… Star do you quit? Star?

The referee lifts Starshine’s hand up and it drops to the mat.

Will Alphonzo – Star, do you quit? Hey, Star… He’s out. Square, he’s out cold. He didn’t quit.

Square breaks the hold and gets to his feet. He looks around the ring and slides outside. He walks around the ringside area and stops at the announcers table. He thinks for a second and snatches Jesse King’s water bottle from him. He goes to the ringside nearest Starshine, grabs his arms and drags him towards the ring apron and positions his upper body to hang over. He opens the bottle and takes a swig. He empties the rest of the contents over Star, waking him up before spitting the rest on him then for good measure throws the empty bottle at his head. Star, spitting and coughing gets to his knees and clutches his head. Square brings out a table from beneath the ring and sets it up outside. He slides back in but Star catches him quickly with a stomp to his head. He stumbles a little as he tries to regain his balance and picks up Square for the Starshot. He lifts Square up but has trouble holding his balance and drops him down to his feet. He lifts him up again but backs up too much and both fall over the tope rope. Both try to get to their feet, but Square is quicker. He slides inside again the runs to the opposite ropes. He rebounds back and delivers his suicide dropkick. He grabs Star by the hair and throws him back inside. He grabs the silver chair and sets it up in the ring center. He pulls Star to his feet and delivers a neckbreaker on the open chair. He rolls Starshine on top of the table set up ringside and climbs the closest turnbuckle. As he looks down at Star the crowd cheers in his support. He leaps off the top and splashes Star through the table.

Clutching his ribs and spitting out blood, Square picks up Starshine and rolls him back in the ring. He slowly follows in and using the ropes, climbs to his feet. He takes a moment to collect himself and stares at his downed opponent. He walks over and grabbing his legs applies the Sharpshooter.

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, do you quit?

Starshine – ARRRRGHHH

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, what do you say?

Starshine – NO!

Starshine begins fighting out of the move again, but Square immediately drops the hold and stomps Star on the back of his head. He grabs the open silver chair, positions it over Starshine’s neck and shoulders and sits on it, blocking any reversals.

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, what do you say? Do you quit?

Starshine – UGH I… NOOOOO!

Square begins leaning on the chair, pulling Star’s legs back.

Will Alphonzo – Starshine, do you-

Starshine suddenly grabs the mic from the referee’s hand.

Starshine – I QUIT! I QUIT!

The bell rings.

Michael Muffer – The winner of this match, Square!

*Square breaks the hold, and takes in the moment. Starshine painfully rolls out of the ring and crawls to the back. Square, using the chair for support gets to his feet and smiles, as the crowd chants his name. He closes the open chair and tosses it outside. He exits the ring and makes his way towards the stage. He stops before exiting and looks back as the crowd cheers before leaving.*

Square does it! He defeated Starshine and in the process, proved that he is not a quitter!

I am very surprised Starshine quit like that Gorilla. He must have been in that much pain.

Fans, the Montego Bay AlchoWeight Championship has been around since almost the beginning of the World WrestleCrap Federation. It has quite a history behind it, but tonight, the Championship shall achieve even greater heights.

That’s right Gorilla. Coming up is the Unification match for both the AlchoWeight and Heatz!!1 belts!

But first, let’s take a look at some of the AlchoWeight Championship’s greatest moments.

A video plays showcasing some of the highlights of the title, such as it’s creation, the original Phantom of the Opera match, TTS being awarded the title, the match between Whitey and TTS at Botch at the Beach, and the belt’s destruction and rebirth.

Now, let’s go to the ring!


WWCF Heatz!!1/Montego Bay AlchoWeight Championship Unification Match: Whitey Fats (Montego Bay AlchoWeight Champion) V. TTS V. “Champagne” Jay Carroll (Heatz!!1 Champion)

Michael Muffler: The following is a Three Way WWCF Heatz!!1 and Montego Bay AlchoWeight Championship Unification Match, scheduled for one fall!

*God’s Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash*

Coming to the ring first ,standing at 6’3” , weighing in at 290 lbs and hailing from Davie, Florida, he is TTS!

*TTS makes his way down the ramp carrying a satchel on his back. He pulls face paint from his satchel and begins his ritualistic chanting. Pulling a chicken from the satchel, he blows dust into the chicken’s eyes, then cuts the chicken’s head off. The chicken runs around the ring once, touching all four corners then tips over*

Gorilla Tim: Jesse, this guy gets weirder and weirder by the week.

Jesse: As long as he’s not doing that on the announce table, he can be as weird as he would like to be.

*Simply The Best – Tina Turner*

Approaching the ring now, standing 6’2”, weighing in at 280 lbs and hailing from Starke, Florida, he is the Montego Bay AlchoWeight Champion, Whitey Fats!


*Whitey walks down the ramp, championship belt on his shoulder. He stares a hole through TTS and kicks his ritual chicken out of the ring*

*Panic Switch – Silversun Pickups*

Making his way to the ring, standing 5’11”, weighing in at 215 lbs and hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is the WWCF Heetz!!1 Champion, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!

*A limousine rides to the top of the ramp. A chauffeur steps out, and opens the back door, letting Jay Carroll and his entourage of females out. Jay walks the ramp holding his championship above his head and smiling. He makes the time’s keeper at ringside lay down in the streak of blood left by TTS’s chicken, and steps over him, locking eyes with Whitey. Whitey steps forward, holding his title proudly. He and Jay have a staring contest until…*

TTS storms the corner and blindsides Whitey with a fist to the face. Whitey collapses into his corner, TTS and Jay Carroll follow up with boots to the body. Jay Carroll walks away to preen for a minute while TTS keeps up the boots, and gives Whitey a facewash.

This is exactly what I feared for, Jesse. TTS and Jay are working together and I don’t think Whitey can last long in this situation.


Wrestling is a man’s sport, Gorilla. Whitey will be just fine.

TTS drags Whitey back up to his feet and gives him an Irish Whip. He follows Whitey into the corner and delivers a discus clothesline. As Whitey staggers out of the corner, Jay runs full speed and gives him a dropkick, sending him out of the ring. Jay yells at his entourage to hold Whitey still so he can hit him with another move. As the ladies grab Whitey’s arms, the referee steps out of the ring and tells them both to leave ringside immediately.

Jay is livid and gets into the referee’s face. The referee stands his ground and makes the ladies leave ringside. TTS steps out of the ring to calm his client down, while Whitey crawls around ringside and slips back into the ring. Whitey climbs the turnbuckles as TTS continues to talk sense into Jay. Both men turn around to the sight of Whitey flying through the air and taking them both out with a dive. Whitey tosses TTS into the steel steps at ringside and rolls Jay back into the ring.

Whitey follows up on his offense with an Irish Whip. Jay ducks under Whitey’s legs with a baseball slide and tries to climb Whitey’s back. Whitey peels Jay off of him and delivers a body slam that shakes the ring, then a running knee drop. He rolls back over to Jay and goes for a lateral press.

1…
2…

Jay gets his shoulder off the canvas and rolls to his stomach. Whitey begins with stomps and kicks, until TTS slides back into the ring and hits a leg lariat. Jay rolls to the floor and tries to recuperate from the beating as TTS and Whitey lock up. Whitey overpowers TTS and backs him into a corner. The ref steps between the two men and demands a break. Whitey backs up, and slaps TTS HARD across the face. TTS takes great offense to this and shoves Whitey on his back. Whitey scrambles back to his feet only to suffer an Atomic Drop for his efforts, and is strapped into a chinlock by TTS. TTS begins trying to wear Whitey down as Jay slides under the ropes and begins kicking Whitey in the ribs. Whitey begins gasping for air as the ref makes Jay back up.

TTS releases the chinlock and applies his Camel Clutch. Jay measures Whitey and hits a baseball slide dropkick to Whitey’s face. Whitey rolls out of the ring again and tries to pull himself up by the announce table. Jay and TTS follow him and continue the beating, Irish Whipping him into the barricade and Jay following up with a running lariat. Whitey is knocked into the first row while Jay and TTS high five and admire their handiwork. Pulling Whitey back into ringside, Jay taps TTS on the shoulder and says something inaudible to him. TTS nods in agreement and pushes Whitey onto the announce table. Jay runs the ringsteps and ring apron, and then climbs the turnbuckles quickly.

Jay: This is my GookerMania moment! Bask in it!

TTS holds Whitey’s feet to the table as Jay prepares to make his dive. As Jay comes flying from the top rope, Whitey kicks his way loose and slides off of the table.
Jay crashes and burns through the table, bouncing off of the remnants and stops moving.

Gorilla, he’s out cold! What a GookerMania moment indeed!

TTS looks at Jay’s prone body and moves to help him, but is stopped by Whitey and a swift moving fist. Whitey begins punching TTS all around ringside until TTS gets back into the ring. TTS begins to beg off, but Whitey pays him no attention and suplexes him for his troubles. As TTS gets to his feet, Whitey pulls him up, boots him in the stomach, and spikes him headfirst into the canvas with a piledriver. Lateral press!
1…
2…

TTS manages to roll the shoulder. Whitey shakes his head, but continues his offense. Picking TTS up, he hits Snake Eyes in the corner and clotheslines TTS out of his boots. Hooking the leg…

1…
2…

TTS gets his shoulders up again and starts chanting to himself. Whitey starts punching TTS to no effect, all the while TTS is muttering to himself. TTS goes into convulsions and continues to no-sell Whitey’s fists, until he storms Whitey with forearms and fists. TTS scoops Whitey off of his feet with a Fireman’s Carry, and hits a Spinning Sideslam. Cover!
1…
2…
Whitey gets his shoulders off the mat, and begins getting pissed off. TTS lays it in thick with punches and Whitey shrugs them off. The two men run at each other for a shoulder tackle, and neither man budges. They glare at each other, then run at each other again for clotheslines. Neither man hits the canvas, and TTS runs in for a leg lariat. Whitey pushes TTS to the ground and spins his legs into a figure 4 as the crowd “Whooooooo!”s in appreciation. TTS tries to fight his way out of the figure 4 but Whitey refuses to let go. TTS claws for his satchel and reaches his hand inside. Grinning at Whitey, he blows dust into his eyes. Whitey lets the figure 4 go and wipes at his eyes. TTS grabs him and smacks him with the Pileup!

1…
2…
3!

Your winner of the match, and unified Heetz!!1/Montego Bay AlchoWeight Champion, TTS!!!

TTS looks up with a mischievous grin on his face and laughs at Whitey, who is rolling around ringside clawing at his eyes. Jay is still laying face down in the remains of the table he splashed through. TTS allows the ref to strap the two titles to his waist, and then slides out of the ring to help Jay to the back. As Jay’s entourage walks him to the back, TTS poses with his new championships and sacrifices another chicken at the top of the ramp.

TTS has recaptured his title and gained a new one at the same time!

He may a few donuts short of a dozen, but you can’t argue with the results!

Speaking of people who are not all there, Evil M is standing by with prematch comments.


Jono, the time is almost near. Devastation, Chaos, and Destruction. A deadly, but wonderful trio. And tonight, they will all be here, in all their sadistic glory. You think you have the upper hand by challenging me to this Ultimate Scaffold Match, but not telling me what it is. You underestimate me, Jono. I survived the Iron Maiden, I invented the Inferno TLC match!

And speaking of the Inferno TLC match. Amigo, what the hell were doing, getting involved in my business last Monday?! You want to make a statement, fine. But you made a big mistake making it at my expense. I will deal with you eventually. And Yellowjacket. This brash newcomer thinks he’s above the rest of the company, just because he won a couple of amateur titles in college. Next Monday, you will get a crash course in how we do things in the WWCF.

Back to the matter at hand. Jono. I’m done talking. I’ve said all I have to say. It’s GookerMania. It’s crunch time. I’ll see you out there. *Evil laugh*


WWCF Hardcore Championship: Jonathan Michaels [c] V. Evil M

Jesse King - Well Gorilla, it's time for the Ultimate Scaffold Match for the Hardcore Championship.

Tim Hoss - That's right, King, Jonathan Michaels finally gets his hands on Evil M.

Jesse King - And take a look at this Scaffolding, the bottom tier is held together by rusted chains and duct tape, the middle tier has all kinds of dangerous weapons and the top tier has a rope tied from it to the roof, and the Hardcore Title is at the top.

Michael Muffer - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the Ultimate Scaffold Match and it is for the World WrestleCrap Federation Hardcore Championship, the only way to win is to climb to the top of the scaffolding, climb the rope and retrieve the belt.

An ominous darkness covers the arena, eerie organ music is heard from the darkness until AC/DC's Thunderstruck begins.

The familiar pyro blasts away and Evil M emerges.

Muffer - Making his way to the ring, the challenger, from Parts Unknown, Massachussets, weighing in at 320 pounds, EVIL M!

Evil M cockily saunters his way to the ring, looking as though he believes the upcoming battle is but a mere formality.

The opening guitar riff of the Foo Fighters' DOA can only mean that the Hardcore Champion has arrived.

As the smoke emerges from the ramp

Muffer - And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the World WrestleCrap Federation Hardcore Champion, JONATHAN MICHAELS!

Jonathan runs out through the smoke and charges at Evil M as the bell rings.

Jonathan tackles Evil M and starts punching him repeatedly, Evil pushes Jonathan away, but Jonathan goes right back at him.

Jonathan pulls Evil M up by the head and whips him into the corner, Jonathan runs up to Evil and elbows him in the face, Jonathan tries to whip Evil into the opposite corner, but Evil pulls Jonathan back and chokeslams him.

As Evil grabs the rope ladder and starts climbing up to the scaffolding, Michaels pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and punches Evil M in the back, causing him to land on the mat.

Jonathan climbs partway up the ladder, stops and drops down feet first onto Evil M's chest, Evil M grabs Jonathan by the hair and slams his head several times onto the mat.

Evil M climbs the rope ladder onto the bottom tier of the scaffolding, which creaks and sways as he does, Jonathan recovers and climbs up as well.

Evil M meets Jonathan at the top by grabbing him and hitting a DDT, Evil picks Jonathan up again as a masked figure runs to the ring with Jonathan's Tack Chair and climbs the ladder.

Evil M watches as the masked figure reaches the top and slides the chair to Jonathan.

Tim Hoss - Who the heck is that?

Jesse King - I'm not sure.

Evil M charges at the figure, but the masked person slides back down the ladder as Jonathan recovers and hits Evil M in the legs with the chair, bringing him to his knees, in the ring, the figure puss off the mask to reveal none other than Sara Nakatomi!

Tim Hoss - By Gawd, it's Sara!

Jesse King - I thought she was in a mental hospital, Gorilla!

As Evil M looks down at Sara in shock, Jonathan gets a running start and swings the tack chair full force at Evil M's back, M screams in agony, Jonathan pulls the chair out of Evil M's back and starts to swing again, but M turns around and grabs Michaels by the throat, Michaels drops the chair tacks up and M chokeslams Jonathan onto the tacks.

Evil M proceeds to put a foot on Michaels' chest, pushing him down harder on the tacks, Sara climbs back up and shoves M away, Evil turns around and grabs Sara by the hair, pulling her face to face with him, M gently strokes her cheek and then kisses her, Sara tries to pull away, then finally knees M in the groin.

Evil M releases Sara, who then kicks M in the head and climbs back down the ladder as Michaels gets to his feet and climbs to the second tier.

Michaels grabs a kendo stick and waits for M to recover, Evil M gets to his feet and climbs to the second tier where Michaels starts clubbing him with the kendo stick, but M grabs the stick and yanks it away, swatting Jonathan with it repeatedly.

M tosses the kendo stick aside and grabs his barbed wire tennis racket, Evil M grabs Michaels and rakes the racket across his forehead, busting him open.

Evil M picks Jonathan up and hits the Tombstone Piledriver on a garbage can, and starts climbing to the top tier, but stops halfway and goes back down.

M pulls Michaels up by the hair and sets up for the Journey to Hell, but as he spins around, Jonathan starts punching M in the head, M loses his balance and the two men fall down to the bottom tier, which gives way upon impact causing two of the chains to break and bringing the two men to the ground.

Tim Hoss - GOOD LORD!!! I think they might be dead!

Jesse King - We need medics out here now!

Evil M and Jonathan lay on the floor outside the ring, unmoving, Sara runs over to check on Jonathan, who starts to stir.

Tim Hoss - And Michaels is moving, but he can't feel too good right now.

Jesse King - I think Jonathan landed on Evil M.

Sara brings Jonathan to his feet and encourages him to go back up, Jonathan slowly makes his way to the scaffolding and drags himself up to the high end, and starts climbing to the second tier.

Evil M finally recovers and gets to his feet, Sara tries to block his path, but M roughly shoves her aside.

Tim Hoss - It's a race, now, but Michaels has the lead.

Evil M reaches the second level just as Michaels gets to the top level, Jonathan struggles to pull himselp up the rope as Evil M climbs up to the top level.

Jonathan is halfway up as M starts climbing after him, Evil M catches up and grabs Jonathan's leg, but Jonathan pulls free and kicks M in the face until he drops off the rope and falls to the second level, landing on the barbed wire racket.

Now unencumbered, Michaels pulls himself the rest of the way up and grabs the belt, the ref calls for the bell.

Muffer - Ladies and Genmtlemen, here is your winner, and STILL WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!

Jesse King - That was a hell of a match, neither of these men will be quite the same.

Tim Hoss - You may be right, King.

Jonathan makes his way back down to the floor, where Sara runs into his arms and kisses him passionately, Jonathan holds the belt up high as the crowd cheers and the two of them make their way to the back.

Four medics rush out to check on Evil M, who has made his way to the floor, Evil M grabs one by the neck and chokeslams him as the other medics scatter.

Evil M climbs the ramp, seething, he stops on the stage and cues his pyro one more time before retreating to the back.

Jonathan Michaels finally exacts his revenge on Evil M and retains his title at the same time!

The title may have been at stake, but it was never about the title, Gorilla. It was personal!

And speaking of personal, our next match is the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, Aaron Enigma V. The Boiler Room Brawler! Let’s go back to Michael Muffer!


Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match: Aaron Enigma V. Boiler Room Brawler

The following contest is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match! Hanging above the ring will be the briefcase containing the final clue to the mystery of the Corporate trader!

*I'm So Bad(Baby I Just Don't Care)*
Introducing first, from Rockford, Illinois, weighing in at 350 pounds, The Boiler Room Brawler!

Boiler Room Brawler enters the arena, briefcase in hand, grinning at the crowd as it boos him.
He walks up the steps and enters over the second rope.
BRB hands the briefcase to the referee, but points a threatening finger in his face, as if to tell him not to do anything funny for this match.
BRB turns to face the Craptron as Aaron Enigma’s music hits the speakers.

*Take The Power Back*
And his opponent, currently residing in Chicago Illinois, he is the Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!

Aaron Enigma enters the arena, pointing his finger at BRB, indicating that this is it: no more bullcrap.
The crowd cheers for Aaron Enigma as he crosses the ramp and enters the ring.
Aaron Enigma and BRB go to opposite corners as the briefcase is attached to a suspension cord and is ascended above the ring.

The bell rings.
BRB and Aaron Enigma dart for each other, but Aaron Enigma ducks and rolls away from BRB.
BRB turns around and stops himself from darting forth again, and the two enter a standoff, waiting for each other to make a move.
Waiting…
Waiting…
Waiting…

Suddenly, both men run out of the ring as the crowd cheers.
BRB finds a foldup chair while Aaron Enigma goes for a ladder.
BRB runs over to Enigma as he folds up the ladder, but Enigma tips the ladder over so that it falls onto BRB, who falls down from the impact.
Enigma then picks the ladder back up and slides it into the ring, but BRB has gotten up soon enough as he runs behind Enigma and makes him fall with a chair shot to the back.

BRB grabs Enigma and slides him back into the ring, and then goes to the steps to enter the ring while Enigma gets back to his feet.

Enigma goes to punch BRB who retaliates as the two exchange blows until Enigma slams BRB’s head into the ring post, making him fall back outside.

Enigma grabs a chair and drops it over BRB, climbs the top rope, and does a Diving Knee Drop onto BRB’s back.

As the two men take a moment to recover, Enigma gets up and grabs the chair and swings it into BRB’s back.
Again,
And again,
And again.
Enigma then tosses the chair aside as he goes for the ladder again.

Enigma grabs the ladder and slides it into the ring, shortly sliding in as well.

He gets up, setting up the ladder as BRB walks back up the steps to enter the ring.

Enigma runs over to repeat the process, but this time BRB palm strikes Enigma in the face, knocking him down.

BRB climbs to the top rope and jumps off for a Top Rope Knee Stomp, but Enigma rolls out of the way in the nick of time.

BRB rolls onto his back from the shock to his knees as Aaron Enigma returns to this feet to mount BRB and barrage him with punches.

BRB manages to shove Aaron Enigma off of him as the two of them return to their feet.

The two size each other up again, but BRB cuts it short by tipping over the ladder and he exits the ring again.

Enigma is somewhat puzzled as BRB begins to set up a table, but he goes about setting up the ladder.
As BRB finishes setting up the table, Enigma is climbing the ladder.
BRB takes a folded table, slides it into the ring, but he grabs it, looks up at Enigma, who stops halfway up, realizing that BRB is up to something.
Aaron Enigma positions himself to leap off as BRB swings the table along the ring floor to knock over the ladder.
Enigma jumps to BRB, who backs up, catches Enigma, and Belly to Belly suplexes him through the table behind him, eliciting a “Holy s***! Holy s***!” chant from the crowd.

BRB grabs another table, and lines it up with the table in the ring.

He walks over to Aaron Enigma and stomps him to keep him down, then goes around the ring, grabbing a third table, folding it, and putting it into the ring, lining it up with the other two.

BRB returns to Aaron Enigma, grabbing him as he was returning to his feet and directing him to the ring, sliding him in.

BRB walks up the steps as Aaron Enigma returns to this feet.

Aaron Enigma runs up to deliver a Clothesline to BRB as BRB just crosses the second rope, knocking him into the turnbuckle.

Aaron Enigma grapples with BRB, props him up onto the ring post, and then tries to lift BRB.
The crowd begins rhythmically clapping,
Aaron Enigma tenses up to lift BRB
And Superplexes him onto the folded tables, collapsing from the strain.

The crowd is going crazy as the two men lay still, but slowly but surely they begin to return to their feet.

Aaron Enigma runs up to BRB, who lifts Aaron Enigma up to fall behind him, but Aaron Enigma uses the momentum for a running Neckbreaker that uses the ropes for extra impact as he lands outside and BRB collapses forward in the ring.

Aaron Enigma is up first, sliding back into the ring and setting up the ladder, but he realizes that he cannot get good grounding with the tables in the center of the ring.

Aaron Enigma consults the audience, who proceed to shout, “Use the tables! Use the tables!”

Aaron Enigma grabs the first table and unfolds it, but just as he finishes it explodes right in his face, breaking the table and shocking the audience.

BRB has his finger pointed at the table as he maliciously grins at the booing crowd.

He gets to his feet as the boos continue, pointing at Aaron Enigma and then at the briefcase.

He grabs Aaron Enigma and puts him onto the next table.

The crowd goes bananas as BRB lowers his finger towards Aaron Enigma on the table.
Just as the table explodes, Aaron Enigma rolls out of the way onto the next table,
BRB, shocked to have missed, lowers his finger again.
Aaron Enigma rolls over again onto an unfolded table outside of the ring.
BRB evilly smiles at the audience as the excitement builds to a fever pitch.
He lowers his finger again, but Aaron Enigma rolls onto the floor.
The crowd begins to chant, “This is awesome! This is awesome!”

BRB stomps around as they cheer, but he then grabs the ladder, kicks the table debris out of the way, and sets it up.
BRB takes his time climbing the ladder, grinning at the crowd, but Aaron Enigma returns to grab the ladder.
BRB begs Aaron Enigma not to flip it over, but Enigma goes to lift it and strains again.
BRB laughs at Aaron Enigma’s trouble and takes another cautious step up.
Aaron Enigma gestures for the crowd to cheer again, as he tries to lift the ladder again,
but it’s not enough this time as his injuries are taking their toll.

BRB laughs some more and takes yet another cautious step up, putting him in reach of the brief case.
As BRB tries to grab the briefcase, Aaron Enigma swings a chair into the ladder, rattling it.
BRB quickly clutches the ladder to maintain stability, but Aaron Enigma swings again.
BRB loses his footing and sprawls over the top of the ladder.
Aaron Enigma takes advantage of this better distributed weight and tips over the ladder. BRB crashes through the last unfolded table in front of the announcers’ tables.
The crowd is positively crazy, cheering like mad for Aaron Enigma to climb the ladder, but he exits the ring to finish BRB.

Aaron Enigma grabs a chair and unfolds it.
He helps BRB stand up, pokes him in the eyes, and then backs up.
As BRB stumbles forward for Aaron Enigma,
Enigma Toe Kicks BRB, grabs him,
Motions to the crowd,
And gives BRB the Brilliant Deduction right into the unfolded chair.

BRB lays there like a slug as Aaron Enigma climbs the ladder.

Aaron Enigma is to the top of the ladder and BRB does not so much as budge as Aaron Enigma unlatches the briefcase for the win.

Here is your winner, Aaron Enigma!

Aaron slowly climbs down the ladder and stands over the fallen Boiler Room Brawler. He looks out to the crowd and holds the briefcase high over his head. He points to the crowd and asks for a mic. He gets out of the ring and begins to speak while walking up the ramp, as EMTs go to check on BRB.

I have done it everyone. In this case, is The Power. I have successfully Taken The Power Back! And next week on Niteraw after I get a chance to review these files with the rest of my information, it's Case Closed on the Corporate Traitor. I would advise that whomever it may be takes some time this week to say some last words, because it will indeed be a long time before you'll be seen again, if ever.

Everyone believed in me through this. This win, and this case is dedicated to all you guys in the audience. Thanks for your support and your backing. I could not have done this without you. So when I announce the traitor next week, just remember that it was you that gave me the ability to Take The Power Back!

Aaron drops the mic and the crowd cheers even louder as he exits.

Aaron Enigma does it! The mystery of Corporate Traitor is almost at it’s end. Next week, we will finally know who it is.

Brawler didn’t make it easy, though.

No he didn’t. Standing by backstage is Fred G. Neric.


(Fred Neric is seen backstage wearing a tuxedo)
What a night we have had so far with some great matches. And it's only going to get better as we will see...
(The Sam walks on screen wearing an all white tuxedo)
Excuse me Fred. But you seem to be forgetting the biggest news of all.
And what is that Sam?
That I, The Sam, have found the Corporate Mole.
REALLY? Who is it?
Now Fred, if I told you where would the fun be? No, I am going to wait until next week on NiteRaw to reveal who the Mole was. And I promise you, it will change WWCF forever.

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Jersey Turnpike Match for the Inter-Forum Championship Match: King Motor-Colt V. M.O.P. [c]

And now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our Inter-Forum Championship match!

Until a few days ago, we thought this match would be between The Story and Corporate, but then M.O.P. dropped a bombshell of an announcement on The Study of the Enigma!

*replay shows M.O.P. announcing his resignation from Corporate*

I'm amazed we saw that, King! But like former World Champion Littlenaitch, M.O.P. is his own man and has been showing independence from Corporate for months.

But don't think his no longer being a part of Corporate has made this rivalry between the Inter-Forum Champion and Motor-Colt any less vicious, folks!

You said it. M.O.P. wants to prove he's more than a transitional champion. Colt wants to prove something to the up-and-comer and also become the first ever Triple Crown Champion in WWCF history! Will the King of Wrestlecrap make history once again?!

*video package airs of M.O.P. winning the Inter-Forum Championship from Above Average with the head on confrontation between the two after it, then harsh words between M.O.P. and Motor-Colt, the Jersey Turnpike rules being announced, action between the two from Niteraw two weeks ago, and then the footage of Amigo pushing the ladder with Evil M and Motor-Colt on it through a flaming table*

Despite what you saw there, ladies and gentlemen, Motor-Colt IS able to wrestle tonight. I gotta give him credit for being a tough sonofagun.

*The bells rings*

Ladies and gentlemen! The following match is for the Inter-Forum Championship, and it will be set under Jersey Turnpike rules! Under these rules, the match will have a 30 minute time limit. Falls are decided by pinfall or submission. There are no disqualifications, no count-outs, and falls may count anyhwere! Whoever has the most falls by the end of the time limit wins the match, and in the event of a draw, the belt does not change hands!

*Parkway Drive - It's Hard To Speak Without a Tongue*

Motor-Colt makes his way to the ring, getting something of a mixed reaction although it's still mostly cheers.

The King of Wrestlecrap isn't getting the cheers he's used to, 'Rilla!

This crowd is fiercely divided on their opinions between these two competitors, Jesse. But it doesn't seem to be affecting the former WWCF Champion too much! He's determined to get in that ring and become the first ever Triple Crown Champion!

*AFI - Days of the Phoenix*

M.O.P. makes his way to the ring, getting a similar reaction to Colt.

Heck of a time to debut a new theme song, Tim!

And these fans are eating it up! They're excited to see this matchup between the old and new guard of the WWCF!

The two men stand in the middle of the ring, with the referee standing buy and Muffler still having the mic.

]Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Adelaide, Australia and weighing in at 247 lbs. He represents The Story. He is the King of Wrestlecrap: Motor-Colt!

*Motor-Colt raises one finger in the air as the crowd cheers.*

And his opponent! Hailing from Bergen County, New Jersey and weighing in at 232 lbs. He is the Inter-Forum Champion: M.O.P.!

*M.O.P. raises his belt up high as the crowd cheers.*

Michael Muffler leaves the ring and the referee calls for the bell to be rung. As soon as he does, M.O.P. grabs the belt out of his hands and smashes Colt in the face with it. He tackles him and starts punching him repeatedly as the referee takes the championship belt and gives it to the timekeeper.

M.O.P. is wasting no time getting started. Time is of the essence and he has under 30 minutes to do as much damage as possible.

M.O.P. picks up Colt and Irish Whips him into the ropes, hitting him with a drop kick. As Colt staggers, M.O.P. lifts him up and slams him with the move formerly known as the Corporate Driver!

CORPORATE DRIVER!

Now, now, King! M.O.P. isn't in Corporate anymore, so I've been handed word that the new name of the move is the Delaware Valley Driver.

Oh.

M.O.P. goes for a pin attempt.

1!
2!
3!

Colt gets his shoulder up just a millisecond too late!

The first fall at 2:20 goes to M.O.P.!

Colt pushes the Inter-Forum Champion and rolls out of the ring to catch a breather. As M.O.P. goes after him to continue the offensive, Colt grabs a metal green Exit 7A sign and smacks M.O.P. across the face. Staggering, M.O.P. takes two more hits to the face with the sign, significantly denting it, and falls to the floor. Colt takes the sign and puts it on top of the champion's head, he climbs to the ring apron and delivers a devastating flying forearm. He goes for a cover.

1!
2!

M.O.P. gets the shoulder up just before three!

Colt takes the sign off M.O.P.'s face and places it on the floor. He then picks M.O.P. up and executes The Story on Page One, with M.O.P.'s back hitting the sign! Colt goes for the pin.

1!
2!
3!

The second fall at 6:02 goes to Motor-Colt!

We're tied at 1-1 folks!

Colt picks up M.O.P. and hits him with a European Uppercut. M.O.P staggers, but recovers. He catches Colt's fist in mid-punch and takes him down with a clothesline. He wipes some of the blood on his forehead and walks towards the entrance ramp slowly. He staggers a few times here and there. But Colt chases after him and hits his head against the guard rail. He attempts to go for a DDT, but M.O.P. reverses it and hits the King of Wrestlecrap with a few knife edge chops, with the crowd going "WOOOOO!" as he does so. Colt is forced to lean against the guard rail, and M.O.P. knees him in the gut a few times for good measure. He goes for a pin.

1!
2!

Colt kicks out! But he looks winded from the assault. M.O.P. uses this to buy more time and walks up the entrance ramp and out of the arena! Colt gets up and gives chase once more. He, too, leaves the arena!

It looks like this match has spilled into the backstage areas folks. Our cameramen are back there searching for them and when they find them, we'll show you everything that happens and--wait, I just got word that we found the both of them in the parking lot! We go LIVE to the action!

The camera shifts over to a parking lot where Colt has done ...something to get M.O.P. on the ground, motionless. He goes for a cover as the referee finally catches up to the two. He begins to count.

1!
2!
3!

The third fall at 11:45 goes to Motor-Colt!

I have no idea what Colt actually did to the Inter-Forum Champion, but it must have been brutal! He's now up 2-1!

Speaking of brutal, look at all those things in the parking lot! I don't remember any of those things being there when I arrived earlier today!

They better not put a scratch on my car!

Multiple road signs, some of those plastic barriers, and cars are in the parking lot. Colt picks M.O.P. up and punches him a few times, dragging him over to a car's, a luxury sedan, hood. He tries to slam him into the hood, but M.O.P. puts his hands on it and prevents him from doing so. He then grabs Colt's head and slams it into the car's hood himself. He climbs to the top of the car and delivers a missile drop kick to Colt! He thinks about going for a cover, but decides to instead grab a road sign that has the NJ Turnpike logo on it. He throws Colt the sign and then delivers a Van Damniator, with an added impact of Colt's back against the grill of the car! M.O.P. goes for a cover.

1!
2!

Colt kicks out just as the referee was about to count to three! M.O.P. gets up and takes a small breather as it's revealed that Colt is now bleeding as well.

Both of these men have donned the proverbial crimson mask here, King!

M.O.P sets up Colt against the grill of the car and then rushes into him with a running knee! He climbs to the top of the car and delivers a double elbow drop to the King of Wrestlecrap! He goes for a cover.

1!
2!
3!

The fourth fall at 15:03 goes to M.O.P!

We're a little over halfway done with this brutal match and M.O.P. has tied this up at 2 falls a piece!

M.O.P. gets up and eyes a stretch limo. The chauffer is still sitting inside it. M.O.P. pulls him out of the car and throws him aside and then drives the car closer to where Colt is recovering from the elbow drop. He then opens the door, only for Colt to meet him with a punch in the jaw. He takes M.O.P. and smashes his head into the windows, although they don't break. Colt takes M.O.P. and climbs the hood and then onto the roof of the limo when it starts moving!

The Inter-Forum Champion didn't put it in park!

I have a bad feeling about this, King. The ramp out of the parking lot is on a decline right into oncoming traffic!

Colt and M.O.P. trade punches before Colt gets the upper hand, countering M.O.P.'s last punch with a jaw breaker as the limo leaves the parking garage and heads into open air. He then picks up M.O.P. for The Story on Page One and hits it on top of the limo's roof! Colt jumps off and M.O.P. rolls off the roof of the limo as it heads onto a city street. An 18-wheeler truck hits the oncoming limo, flipping it over.

Thank God both competitors got out of the way before that happened.

In the midst of the chaos, Colt goes for a pin.

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The fifth fall at 20:39 goes to Motor-Colt!

And Colt takes the lead 3 to 2. M.O.P. has just over 9 minutes to get to falls over the King!

But the champ can retain on a draw.

It's about more than keeping the championship, Jesse. M.O.P. needs to prove that he can win against the best in the WWCF! And it looks like this match is staying in the streets!

Both Colt and M.O.P. look entirely worse for wear. Colt tries to give M.O.P. a DDT, but M.O.P. is able to halfheartedly reverse it into a belly-to-belly suplex onto the asphalt. By this time, security has blocked off road access to a small area of road with barriers to make sure both men aren't hit by oncoming traffic. M.O.P. picks Colt up for another suplex, but Colt reverses it into a reverse DDT. He goes for a cover.

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M.O.P. kicks out! M.O.P. grabs Colt's ankle from the ground and trips him, landing him face first into the asphalt. He then puts him in a One-legged Boston Crab. Colt refuses to submit, but unless he breaks the hold, there's no escape. After about 30 seconds, he kicks the Inter-Forum Champion out of the hold with his free leg, but stays on the ground.

Motor-Colt is cradling his left knee ladies and gentlemen.

This match is taking everything out of these two competitors' bodies. The King may be seriously injured!

M.O.P. leaves the streets, realizing just how dangerous a situation he's in and starts making his way back to the ring. Colt gets up and starts limping after him. Eventually both make it back to the entrance area. But as Colt walks down the entrance ramp, M.O.P. is waiting for him. He takes him down with a vicious-looking lariat on the metal ramp and goes for a cover.

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The sixth fall at 27:02 goes to M.O.P.

He damn near took his head off with that lariat. And the Champions ties it up at 3 a piece!

We have less than three minutes left in this match for either man to get one more fall and the win!

Both Colt and M.O.P. make their way back into the ring. Colt smacks M.O.P. with a road sign that says "Interstate 287" on it, and then hits him with a Million Dollar Knee Lift. Then he runs to the ropes, bouncing off them and hitting the champion with a running neckbreaker! He climbs to the top rope and connects with the flying forearm! Motor-Colt then raises a single finger in the air, signaling for one last Story on Page One to put away the final fall of the match. He picks the champion up and puts him in the vertical suplex position, but M.O.P. is able to get out of it and land on his feet behind Colt! He turns the King around, knees him in the gut, then picks him up in the fireman's carry position and hits the Delaware Valley Driver! He goes for a cover with six seconds left on the clock!

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Three seconds later, the loud horn goes off and the referee calls for the bell.

Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit for this match has expired. Scoring the seventh and final fall at 29:57, M.O.P! The final tally is four falls to three in his favor! Therefore, your winner and STILL Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P!

And another huge win as the Inter-Forum Champion retains his title in his first defense!

I hope for M.O.P.'s sake that all his title defenses aren't that punishing!

M.O.P. leans against the ropes as the referee hands him his title. He raises it high in the air as the crowd cheers. Motor-Colt also gets to his feet on the other side of the ring. He and M.O.P. look at each other. M.O.P. goes to shake his hand, but Colt pushes it aside, getting a few boos from the crowd. Instead, he takes M.O.P,'s hand and raises it in the air, getting loud cheers.

A great show of sportsmanship by both men.

I have a feeling these to will meet again somewhere down the road.

But two men who will not meet again are Little Naitch and Seth Drakin. After almost a year, it all comes down to one match. No Holds Barred. Loser must retire. Let’s take a look back at a rivalry that has shaped the WWCF over the course of it’s first year.



As the song plays, a video highlighting all the big moments in the Seth-Naitch feud plays. When it ends, the crowd pops huge.


And with that, let’s go to Michael Muffer.


No Holds Barred Match: Seth Drakin V. Little Naitch

*Unicron Medley*

Well, here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the No-Holds Barred retirement match!

Seth Drakin slowly makes his way down the aisle with Noman, Mr. E, and U.N. Owen at his side.

Introducing first, from Stafford, Virginia. He is the Champion of Honor and a former WWCF World Heavyweight Champion… SETH DRAKIN!!!!!!!

As Seth enters the ring, his music dies down. A silent buzz falls over the arena, as the fans wait on the edge of their seats for the arrival of Seth’s opponent. As the anticipation builds, a loud, “WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” comes over the PA and the fans come to their feet.

*New Blackjacks theme*

Jess, the roof has just blown off this place! Listen to this ovation!

I’ve never heard anything like it, Gorilla!

Ladies and gentlemen, his opponent! He is from Las Vegas, Nevada. He is a former WWCF World Heavyweight Champion… LITTLE NAITCH!!!!!!!

Naitch enters the ring, not once taking his eyes off of Seth.

Can you feel it Jess? September 28th, 2009. Parts Unknown Arena, Parts Unknown. This is the place to be. It’s GookerMania II, it’s Naitch-Seth, and it’s time!

The two enemies come face to face. The referee backs them up, then calls for the bell. Immediately, the two charge at each other like two lions fighting for leadership. Naitch gains the early advantage with a knee to the ribs, followed by a hiptoss, bringing Seth to the mat. Seth get’s up only to be met with a dropkick to the knee. Naitch continues to hone his attack on the knee, looking to soften Seth up early for the Figure 4. Naitch stomps on the leg and tries for the hold, but Seth kick’s him off. Seth pulls himself up and goes after Naitch, but the Corporate member avoids the attack and hit’s Seth with a rising knee to the jaw.

Naitch taking it to Seth in the early going.

Naitch hit’s the ropes for a kneedrop, but Noman grabs his foot, tripping him up and giving Seth time to recover. Naitch get’s to his feet and pulls Seth up, but Seth cuts him off with a low blow. Naitch drops to his knees and Seth returns the earlier knee strike with one of his own, right to the temple!

And now the tide may be turning in Seth’s favor, Gorilla.

As Seth stomps Naitch, Owen walks over to the announce position and shoos Michael Muffer away. He grabs Muffer’s chair and slides it in the ring to Seth.

And now the No Holds Barred element comes into play.

Seth grabs the chair and waits for Naitch to get to his feet. As he does, Seth greets him with a chairshot. Naitch goes down and Seth continues the assault, slamming the chair down on Naitch’s back, arms, and legs. After a final shot to the back of the head, Seth makes the first cover of the match.

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Seth is shocked! Naitch scrambles to his feet, favoring his back after the chairshots. Seth picks up the chair, but Naitch grabs it out of his hands and tosses it out of the ring! Seth angrily charges Naitch, who grabs him by the hair and sends him flying out of the ring as well! Naitch follows Seth to the outside.

They’re out of the ring Jess! Things could get really wild now!

Naitch grabs Seth and rams him into the guardrail. Mr. E tries to intervene, but receives a flurry of knifeedge chops for his troubles. Naitch turns back to Seth, who meets him with a boot to the midsection and then rams him headfirst into the ringpost. Noman hands Seth the chair. Seth makes sure Naitch’s head is right up against the ringpost and swings, but Naitch moves and the chair bangs against the post! Naitch spears Seth to the floor and unloads with lefts and rights, but Owen breaks it up with a stomp to the back of the head.

Seth’s goons have Naitch outnumbered! How can he stand up to these odds?!

Owen holds Naitch up and Seth takes aim with the chair, but Naitch ducks and Seth hit’s Owen instead! As Seth looks down at his fallen bodyguard, Naitch repays him for the earlier lowblow, bout Noman quickly hit’s Naitch with a lowblow of her own.

Dammit, Gorilla! Every time Naitch get’s the advantage, one of Seth’s goons interferes! It’s not fair!

Noman kicks Naitch a few times, but the referee finally pulls her back. She yells at him, but he still holds her back. Noman slaps the referee! The referee looks her in the eye, then orders her, Owen, and E to the back!

And finally, the odds are going to be even!

It might be too late Gorilla. The damage may have already been done.

Seth get’s to his feet and rolls Naitch back in the ring. He slides the chair in, then rolls back in himself. As Naitch start’s to pull himself up, Seth swings and catches Naitch square in the face with the chair! Naitch goes down and he’s been busted open!

Things don’t look good for Naitch, Jess. He’s bleeding bad!

Seth smiles as he sees the blood pouring from Naitch’s forehead. He carefully lays the chair aside and covers Naitch.

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UNBELIEVABLE!!!! This one ain’t over yet!

Seth looks angry as he pulls Naitch off the mat and whips him into the corner. Seth charges, but Naitch is able to move out of the way! Seth slams into the corner and Naitch rolls him up from behind!

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KICKOUT!!!!

He just didn’t have enough to keep him down.

Seth get’s to his feet and angrily grabs Naitch by the hair. He shouts something at Naitch then slaps him across the face. Naitch’s eyes go wide as Seth slaps him again. Seth slaps him a third time and goes for a fourth, but Naitch grabs his hand! Seth tries to slap him with the other hand but Naitch blocks that and fires off a chop! Seth recoils at the stinging blow, as Naitch hit’s another one. He hit’s several chops, then whips Seth into the ropes. Seth bounces back, but is met with a drop toehold. Naitch holds on to the foot, but Seth catches him in a small package!

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KICKOUT!!!!!!

Both men are up and charge at each other again, knocking each other to the mat with a double clothesline!

BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!

This is anybody’s match now, Gorilla!

Both men lay on the mat exhausted, one bleeding. The fans begin clapping, slowly at first, then building up. As the applause builds, both men start to stir. The clapping continues, building to a fever pitch. Seth get’s to his feet, with Naitch right behind him. The two come face to face in the center of the ring and begin trading punches, as the fans begin a “BOO!! YAY!!!” chant. Naitch wins the exchange and continues to lay in the punches-

TALES END!!!!!!!!!

It’s over Gorilla. It has to be.

Seth drapes an arm over Naitch!

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KICKOUT!!!!!

WHAT?!!!!!!

Naitch isn’t through yet, Jess!

Seth sits on the mat with a shocked expression on his face. Angrily, he get’s up and yanks Naitch up. He backs him in the corner and grabs the chair. Seth steps back and fires off a chairshot. Naitch slumps down, but pulls himself up. Seth hit’s him with the chair again, but Naitch still stays up. Seth hit’s him a third time and Naitch goes down, but he pulls himself right back up and screams, THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!!!!!!.

The crowd erupts, as Seth angrily throws the chair aside and charges Naitch in the corner, pummeling him with lefts and rights. As Naitch slumps down, Seth pulls him up- KNEE TO THE GUT!!!! As Seth doubles over, Naitch grabs his leg and forces him to the mat. He locks in the Figure Four, but their too close to the ropes!

That may have been Naitch’s only chance!

I hate to say it Gorilla, but it won’t be long now.

Both men are breathing heavily as they try to pull themselves up. Seth is up first and reaches for the chair, but Naitch kicks him away! Seth reaches again, and Naitch kicks him again! As Seth steps back, Naitch grabs the chair and swings, cracking Seth right across the face! Seth drops to the mat!

Come on Naitch!!! This is your chance!!!

Naitch pulls Seth up and we can see that he is bleeding as well. Naitch grabs the chair.

This is for pulling out of Family Reigns!

Naitch slams the chair down on Seth’s head. Seth drops to the mat, but Naitch pulls him up again.

This is for ducking me for 6 months!

He slams the chair down on Seth again, then yanks him up once more.

This is for stealing my title!

Another chairshot. Naitch stands him up again.

This is for every person in the back that you’ve wronged!

Another chairshot. Naitch pulls Seth up again.

This is for every fan in this arena!

Another chairshot. Naitch pulls him up one last time.

And this one is… just because.

Chairshot!

Seth is out of it!

Naitch drags Seth to the middle of the ring and covers him. The ref goes down to the make the count, as the entire arena counts along!

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The audience erupts!

HE DID IT!!! NAITCH DID IT!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, LITTLE NAITCH!!!!!!

Naitch lays on the mat, his eyes full of tears.

An unbelievable fight we just saw. After an almost yearlong war, it has finally come to an end. Seth Drakin is now retired.

Seth’s entourage comes out to help him to the back. As they carry him up the aisle, the fans begins singing.

“NA NA NA NA NA! NA NA NA NA NA! HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE!!!
NA NA NA NA NA! NA NA NA NA NA! HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE!!!
NA NA NA NA NA! NA NA NA NA NA! HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE!!!
NA NA NA NA NA! NA NA NA NA NA! HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE!!!”

As Seth finally disappears behind the curtain, several referees and medical attendees run out to assist Naitch, but he refuses help. He leaves the ring on his own to a standing ovation. The applause continues as he makes his way up the ramp. At the top of the stage, Naitch stops, soaking in the fans’ cheers, before disappearing behind the curtain.


A video package plays, showing Above Average and Jazzman’s paths leading to the main event.


WWCF World Championship Match: Jazzman [c] V. Above Average

*Poison*

Above Average enters the arena, stopping at the top of the stage to survey the crowd. A smile crosses his face as he continues his way down to the ring.

The challenger looking confident, Jess.

I just hope he doesn’t get too confident, Gorilla. The World Champion isn’t just some chump they found on the street.

The lights in the arena dim, as Jazzman appear on the CrapTron. Slowly, without saying a word, he holds up the World Title belt, then begins his walk to the ring. As he approaches the curtain, the feed cuts out and the lights come back up.

*Lilac Lane*

The crowd erupts as Jazzman emerges from the back, the belt now strapped around his waist. Slowly, but confidently, the Champion makes his way down the ramp, keeping his eyes on his opponent the entire time.

Well, Jess. This is it. The Champion is about to have his first title defense.

Gorilla, this is where we’re gonna find out what type of Champion and what type of competitor Jazzman really is. It’s go time.

The bell rings.

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a one hour set time limit. And it is for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship!

The crowd goes wild.

Introducing first the challenger. He weighs in at 260 pounds and hails from Belfast, Northern Ireland. He is the former and longest reigning Inter-Forum Champion and the winner of the 2009 Guerrilla Rumble. Ladies and gentleman… ABOVE AVERAGE!!!!!!

Above Average poses to a mixed reaction.

And his opponent. He hails from Fulton, New York and weighs in at 206 pounds. He is the reigning and defending WWCF Heavyweight Champion of the World! Ladies and gentlemen… JAZZMAN!!!!!

The crowd erupts in cheers and applause for the World Champion, who kisses the belt before handing it over to the referee. The two competitors head to their corners, as the referee delivers last minute instructions. With both competitors ready to go, the bell rings.

And we are off and running with our GookerMania main event!

The two men lock up and jockey for position. AA applies a hammerlock and tries to force Jazzman to the mat, but Jazzman counters out of it. AA charges, but is caught with a back body drop to the mat. As he get’s up, Jazzman meets him with a dropkick, knocking him through the ropes and onto the ring apron. AA gets to his feet, but is rammed off the apron and lands hard against the guardrail. Jazzman steps back and dives through the ropes and onto Above Average! The Champion rolls his challenger back in and covers him.

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Jazzman whips AA into the ropes and clothesline’s him on the way back. The challenger is back to his feet, but he runs into another clothesline. Jazzman pulls his opponent up and backs him into the corner. He starts hammering Above Average with punches, then steps back. After acknowledging the crowd, he charges at AA, but walks into a huge kick to the face! As the Champion stumbles backwards, AA dives out of the corner, hitting him with a flying forearm, which knocks the Champion to the mat! Cover!

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Kickout!

The challenger stays on the offensive, lifting Jazzman up for a vertical suplex. He holds the Champion up there and parades him around thing. He’s about to slam him down, but Jazzman shifts his weight and comes down on AA in a cover!

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Kickout!

AA nails the Champion with a brutal knee to the face! The challenger then pulls Jazzman up, only hit a DDT. Cover.

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AA picks Jazzman up and whips him into the ropes, but the Champion ducks the incoming clothesline and comes flying back with a shoulder tackle! AA get’s right back to his feet, but Jazzman meets him with a slam! The Champion goes up to the top rope and hit’s a rolling splash onto his opponent! Cover!

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Kickout!

Jazzman sit’s AA up and bounces off the ropes with a low dropkick to the face! He follows it with an elbow and makes the cover.

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Kickout.

Jazzman grabs AA’s arm, but the challenger surprises him with a knee to the midsection, breaking his grip, then leaping leg lariat to the chest, knocking Jazzman through the ropes and to the floor. AA looks out at the crowd and get’s a huge smile on his face. He bounces off the ropes and hit’s a beautiful somersault plancha to Jazzman on the outside! AA rolls Jazzman back in and springboard leg drop’s him! Cover!

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Kickout!

AA picks up the Champion and throws him back to the mat. He then methodically stalks his opponent, before unleashing… THE GARVIN STOMP!!! The challenger picks his spots carefully, selecting key areas such as the arm and shoulder, upper thigh, and chest. After several stomps, AA drops a big knee across the Champion’s chest! Jazzman clutches his chest in pain and gasps for air. AA takes a step back, as the Champion tries to regroup. AA waits while his opponent starts to get to his feet. He maneuvers behind Jazzman and as the Champion makes it up, AA locks in the crossface chicken wing!

The Champion struggles in the hold, but the challenger has it cinched in good! The referee asks Jazzman if he wants to give it up, but the Champion refuses. AA starts to cinch the hold in deeper, but the Champion suddenly rolls backwards and catches the challenger in a pinning predicament!

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AA rolls through, keeping the hold locked in the whole time. Jazzman tries to kickout of it again, but AA locks his legs around the Champion, transitioning into a modified TazzMission! Jazzman struggles, but starts to fade. The ref checks him, but Jazzman shoves him away. He then starts slamming his head back into AA’s. The challenger is surprised by this offense and loosens his grip. The Champion takes advantage and rolls through for another rollup!

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Kickout!

AA’s up first and he whips the Champion into the ropes. AA ducks down for a back body drop, but Jazzman stops and DDT’s the challenger! The Champion takes control and pulls AA up. He set’s him up for the Takin’ The A Train, but AA moves out of the way! Jazzman lands on the top rope and leaps towards the challenger- SUPERKICK!!!!

Out of desperation, AA superkick’s the Champion in midair! Both men are down! The ref begins counting.

“1!”
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“3!”
“4!”
“5!”
“6!”
“7!”
“8!”
“9!”
AA springs to his feet!

The challenger grabs the Champion, but he get’s caught in a small package!

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KICKOUT!!!

Both men back to their feet, the challenger charges, but Jazzman catches him! He brings him up for a backdrop and- AA LOCKS ON THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!!!

The Champion is caught off guard as Above Average flips over and locks his head. The referee is right on top of the situation, watching for a tapout or submission. The Champion struggles, but AA slowly cinches the hold, draining his energy. Jazzman appears to lose consciousness and the ref checks his arm. It goes up once and drops back down! It goes up again and drops back down! The ref raises Jazzman’s arm a third time, new Champion-NO!!!! Jazzman fights it, using his free arm to punch AA in the side of the head and forcing a break. Both men are on their feet once again.

Jazzman whips AA into the ropes but he reverses it. As Jazzman bounces back, AA prepares to catch him with a spinebust- MERCY MERCY MERCY!!!! Jazzman locks it in! AA struggles in the hold, but the pressure being put on his arm is too much and he has no choice but to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and STILL WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, JAZZMAN!!!!

And there you have it folks! Jazzman forces Above Average to tap out en route to retaining the WWCF World Championship!

It wasn’t easy, Gorilla, but the Champion found a way!

Folks, we have had an amazing show tonight. Rivalries have ended, two Championships changed hands, and we may have seen a glimpse of the future of the World WrestleCrap Federation.

For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight!

Credits: Amigo, Headbanger Man, Jazzman, King Colt, Starshine, Jay Carroll, Jonathan Michaels, Boiler Room Brawler, Aaron Enigma, The Sam, M.O.P., and Evil M.

To everyone who’s helped write matches, pitched ideas, and voted on the shows, THANK YOU.