Night of the Wrestling Zombies - October 26, 2009
10/29/09
Would You Love A Monster Man plays over a video showcasing the rivalries leading into the show. Pyro goes off and we go to the announce table, which is decorated with pumpkins. Jesse King is dressed like a mummy, while Gorilla Tim Hoss is dressed a gorilla.
Welcome to Night of the Wrestling Zombies! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, sitting alongside my colleague Jesse King. Jess, what a show we have tonight!
Absolutely, Gorilla. Tonight, we’ll see the big Chamber of Horrors match for the WWCF World Title! Jazzman defends against the former Champion who never got his rematch, Little Naitch!
Of course, you can’t forget about the wildcard in this match, the special referee, WWCF CEO Seth Drakin. What role will he play in the outcome of this match?
Also, the question of who was the better wrestler in The Story will be settled, as Above Average takes on King Motor-Colt, 2 out of 3 falls!
M.O.P. will defend his Inter-Forum Championship against Headbanger Man, as well as the 3-Way Dance for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship.
We’ll also see the newcomer “Damn Right” Jackson take on Aaron Enigma, plus the fatal 4-way match for the WWCF Hardcore Championship!
Plus, we will see a first, as The General of the Monkey Army battles Cage King in the first ever Hardcore Horrors match!
And to start things off, we have an old favorite. It’s the Masquerade Costume Battle Royal!
Masquerade Costume Battle Royal: Winner receives an Inter-Forum Championship Match at In Your Apartment
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the masquerade costume battle royal!
Monster Mash plays as the participants make their way to the ring.
Albert Einstein
Shockmaster
Iron Man
Fat Freddy Krueger
Dr. Rockso The Rock and Roll Clown
Starscream
Sherlock Holmes
Blackula
Werewolf Pirate
Once all nine men are in the ring, the bell sounds. Everyone attacks each other immediately. Sherlock Holmes battles Iron Man, Shockmaster attacks Blackula, Albert Einstein brawls with Starscream, and the Werewolf Pirate and Dr. Rockso pair up against Freddy Krueger. Iron Man headbutt’s Holmes, then goes over and clubs Starscream across the back. Einstein uses the opportunity to dump him out.
Starscream has been eliminated!
Einstein celebrates, but Iron Man quickly dumps him out!
Albert Einstein has been eliminated!
Blackula and Shockmaster fight in the corner, while Iron Man attacks Krueger. Rockso fires away on the Werewolf Pirate. Holmes buys his time waiting for an opening. Suddenly, Blackula hit’s a beautiful flying forearm to Shockmaster! He goes up to the top rope, but Holmes shakes them, causing Blackula to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle! Holmes clothesline’s him, knocking him to the apron, but he rolls back in. Holmes doesn’t see it and turns his attention to Shockmaster. As he does, Blackula comes up behind him and dumps him over the top! He dropkick’s Shockmaster, but doesn’t see Holmes skin the cat and flip back in! Blackula turns around and is immediately back body dropped over the top and to the floor!
Blackula has been eliminated!
Dr. Rockso punishes the Werewolf Pirate with a suplex, only for Shockmaster to sneak up on him and toss him out!
Dr. Rockso has been eliminated!
Holmes charges Shockmaster and clothesline’s him over the top, but his momentum carries him over the top as well!
Shockmaster and Sherlock Holmes have been eliminated!
It’s down to Iron Man, The Werewolf Pirate, and Fat Freddy Krueger. Iron Man tackles Krueger to the mat and holds him down! The Werewolf Pirate takes advantage and start pounding away on Krueger! Krueger uses his size and strength advantage to throw them off, though! Iron Man charges Krueger again, pelting him with lefts and rights, but Krueger just shoves him back. The Werewolf Pirate jumps on Krueger’s back, but Krueger flips him over onto the mat. Iron Man charges at Krueger again, but this time he get’s caught and flung over the top rope!
Iron Man has been eliminated!
The Werewolf Pirate club’s Krueger from behind and tries to dump him over the top rope, but Krueger holds on and sends him flying backwards. Werewolf Pirate bounces off the ropes and nails Krueger with a clothesline, knocking him into the ropes! Werewolf Pirate runs over and hammers Krueger with punches, before stepping back and then clotheslining him over the top and to the floor!
Here is your winner, The Werewolf Pirate!
All the competitors return to the ring, as Fred G. Neric enters.
Well, that was quite a match, wasn’t it? Now, it is time to find out who the men behind the costumes were!
Starscream steps forward and unmasks, revealing….
It’s the World Heavyweight Champion, Jazzman!
Cheers from the audience, as Albert Einstein steps forward. He removes the wig and fake mustache to reveal…
Yellow Jacket!
The crowd boos, as Blackula steps forward. He removes his mask, but the crowd is confused as to who it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, the newest member of the WWCF roster, Inspector Shetty!
The audience applauds Shetty, as Dr. Rocks removes his clown mask to reveal himself as…
The WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Loud cheers for Jonathan. As Jonathan acknowledges the response, Yellow Jacket attacks him from behind! YJ stomps on Jonathan, but Sherlock Holmes chases him off, then removes his disguise, revealing Aaron Enigma! The crowd goes nuts, as Neric attempts to start over.
Um… OK. Sherlock Holmes was actually Aaron Enigma-
Loud cheers.
Yes. Aaron Enigma!
Even louder cheers.
Heh. OK, moving right along…
Shockmaster steps forward, but trips and falls. His helmet falls off, revealing…
The General of the Monkey Army!
Boos and laughter from the audience. Iron Man steps forward.
OK, the final three. First, Iron Man.
Iron Man unmasks revealing…
Unbelievable! Look who’s back! It’s SQUARE!!!
Very loud cheers from the crowd.
Next, we have our runner up, Fat Freddy Krueger!
The crowd boos, even before he unmasks and reveals himself as…
The Boiler Room Brawler!
BRB revels in the boos from the audience, as The Werewolf Pirate steps forward.
OK, ladies and gentlemen. This is it. The winner of the match, and the man who will go on to challenge for the Inter-Forum Championship at In Your Apartment…
Slowly, he takes off his pirate hat, then removes his eye patch. The anticipation in the audience builds up as he slowly, deliberately removes the werewolf mask, to reveal…
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, and the man who will go on to challenge for the Inter-Forum Championship at In Your Apartment-
The crowd boos.
”Damn Right” Jackson!
The fans continue to boo, as Jackson climbs up on the top turnbuckle and celebrates his big win.
Well, a huge win for “Damn Right” Jackson tonight, Jess.
Huge doesn’t even begin to describe it Gorilla! In only his second official match, “Damn Right” Jackson has shown that he is a Championship-caliber Superstar! And his night ain’t even over yet!
That’s right. He still has a one-on-one match with Aaron Enigma later on!
But in the meantime, we have a first for the WWCF. A Hardcore Horrors match!
This match is unique, because all the weapons that will be used will be based on props from famous horror movies!
Gorilla, this is gonna be insane! I can’t wait!
Well, you don’t have to, because it’s next!
Hardcore Horrors Match: The General of the Monkey Army V. Cage King
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Hardcore Horrors match!
Cage King makes his way to the ring first, rapping his own entrance.
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, Cage King!
Cage King receives a noticeably negative reaction from the crowd as he enters, but he appears oblivious to the fact.
*King Kong 2004*
And his opponent, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
Cageking runs at The General before he can finish walking down the ramp.
The General is at the ready, however, blocking Cageking’s opening blow and going for an uppercut, but Cageking grabs The General’s arm and Irish whips him down the ramp.
The General loses his footing and falls down on his back.
Cageking runs up to The General, but The General monkey tosses Cageking to the end of the ramp.
The General kicks himself up and sends Tinkers backstage while Cageking slowly rolls around to recover.
The General turns his attention to Cageking while he gets back up.
The General runs at Cageking, who huricanranas The General to the arena floor.
Cageking goes for the pin.
The ref begins his count.
1...
2...
The General kicks out and rolls to his front.
Cageking jumps up to the ring apron and elbow drops The General.
The General reels from the maneuver and rolls under the ring.
Cageking poses for the crowd, pointing to the ring apron, as if to say “Should I get him?”
The crowd builds up and goads him to meet The General under the ring.
Cageking obliges and lifts up the apron and is met with the revving of a chainsaw!
Cageking leaps back and falls flat on his ass as The General comes out from under the ring, brandishing a small chainsaw.
Cageking quickly gets back up and backs away from The General, who pursues him.
Cageking finds himself backed up to the guardrail, so he jumps over it and starts to walk through the crowd, with The General in hot pursuit.
Cageking and The General leave the arena, with the ref following at his best pace.
Gorilla, things getting wild here at Night of the Wrestling Zombies!
They certainly are, Jess. And they’ll continue to get wild, as up next it’s the fatal 4-way for the WWCF Hardcore Championship!
Fatal Four Way Match for the WWCF Hardcore Championship: "Evil La Parka" V. Yellow Jacket V. Amigo V. Jonathan Michaels
The following contest is the Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWCF Hardcore Championship!
*Going Down in Flames*
Introducing first, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 224 pounds, Yellow Jacket!
YJ slowly walks to the ring, shouting at fans along the way. Once in the ring, he poses on the top turnbuckle, before grabbing the mic from Michael Muffer.
For the past few days, people have been coming up to me and calling me a hypocrite. The reason being is because I am in challenging for the Hardcore Championship tonight. They say "I thought you were against hardcore matches. You're a hypocrite for challenging for the title." I paraphrased this since all of the imbeciles spoke in broken English.
All of you have been left astray. Yes, I'm competing for the Hardcore Championship. But, it's not because I want to be the champion and represent this rubbish division. I want to rid the WWCF of the Hardcore title. The only way I can do this is to win it, then personally destroy it.
I shall once again prove to all of you ingrates, and all of the degenerates in the back, that true wrestling will lead you to the path of grandeur, while hardcore wrestling will leave you in a hospital bed being fed through a tube.
Tonight, I will reach the finish line in my path to rid the WWCF of the Hardcore Championship.
Yellow Jacket hands the mic back to Muffer as the audience boos.
*La Parka’s WCW theme*
Next, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 225 pounds, “Evil La Parka”!
La Parka makes his way to the ring, carrying his signature chair.
It’s been months since we’ve seen La Parka, but he has been promising that he will unmask tonight!
Well I can’t wait for that. I’m dying to know who it is!
As La Parka enters, Yellow Jacket tells referee Lloyd McFloyd to take the chair away. McFloyd argues that it’s a hardcore match, so YJ shoves him aside and tries to take the chair away himself. As he approaches, La Parka swings the chair and YJ barely ducks in time. The two get ready to go at it, but-
*Souls of Black*
From Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 208 pounds, Amigo!
Amigo walks to the ring, pushing a huge shopping cart full of weapons and other plunder. When he get’s to the ring, he leaves the cart at ringside, then heads backstage and returns with a second shopping cart!
Well, Amigo is ready to put the “Hardcore” in hardcore match, Jess.
All I can say is, I hope his opponents have good health care plans, Gorilla.
Amigo enters the ring and poses in the middle of the ring, ignoring the crowd’s boos and his opponents’ angry glares.
*DOA*
And, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the reigning and defending WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Seth Drakin has ordered that Jonathan Michaels relinquish the Hardcore Championship, but Michaels has refused to do so.
Gorilla, Jonathan Michaels believes that the Hardcore Title is an important part of the WWCF’s history, and I kinda have to agree with him. It’s been around since the beginning. It wouldn’t feel like the WWCF without it.
I know what you mean Jess, but unfortunately, our CEO doesn’t seem to agree with you.
Joanthan enters the ring and raises the belt to a thunderous ovation from the crowd. Jonathan hands the belt to the referee, who shows it to each of the participants. Amigo stares at it hungrily, while La Parka simply nods. Yellow Jacket however, regards the belt with utter disgust. He grabs the belt and throws it on the mat and, after taunting the crowd and Michaels, stomps the belt. Immediately, all three opponents go after YJ, as McFloyd frantically signals for the bell.
Michaels, La Parka, and Amigo all pummel Yellow Jacket to the mat, then turn their attention to each other. La Parka goes for his chair, but can’t find it. As he looks around for it, Amigo nails him in the back of the head with the chair. Still holding the chair, Amigo turns around, only for Michaels to dropkick the chair back in his face! Amigo falls through the ropes, as Michaels is the only one standing in the ring. As YJ tries to get to his feet, Michaels meets him with a DDT. Cover.
1
Amigo pulls McFloyd out of the ring and punches him in the face. Lloyd drops to the floor.
And our first casualty is the referee!
Amigo grabs a cheese grater from one of the shopping carts and brings it in the ring. Michaels meets him with a kick to the gut, but when he goes for a DDT, La Parka rolls him up! But there’s no referee! Amigo dropkick’s Parka in the face to break the pin, then grabs the cheese grater. Amigo grabs Michaels by the hair and is about to go to work, but Yellow Jacket clothesline’s him to the mat! YJ picks up the cheese grater and looks at it disgustedly before dropping it over the ropes onto the floor. YJ surveys the carnage already seen in the early going and just shakes his head. Amigo is back up and tackles YJ to the mat and pounds him with punches and elbows. Referee John Creed is out to take over the match. Amigo sit’s YJ up and runs the ropes, dropkicking him in the face. He goes for the cover,
1!
2!
Michaels saves his title with a chair to the back!
Michaels goes to hit Amigo with the chair again, but La Parka grabs it out of his hands! Michaels spins around and eats a chair shot! YJ get’s to his feet, only to be knocked right back down with a chair shot! Parka goes to hit Amigo, but he’s nowhere to be found! La Parka looks around, confused until from behind him, he hears a voice yell out, Over here, dumbass! La Parka turns around and is met with a missile dropkick, knocking the chair back in his face! Amigo looks around and smiles. He leaves the ring, picks up one of the shopping carts, and tosses the whole thing in the ring!
And business is about to pick up!
Amigo picks up a screwdriver and looks down at Yellow Jacket with a malicious smile on his face. As YJ tries to collect himself, Amigo grabs him in a rear chinlock. Placing one knee against YJ’s back, Amigo holds him in place with one arm and with the other, begins grinding the screwdriver into Yellow Jacket’s forehead. YJ screams as Amigo begins laughing sadistically. Amigo continues to grind YJ’s forehead until he draws blood. He drops Yellow Jacket and covers him.
1!
2!
Michaels breaks it up!
Jonathan goes for a suplex, but Amigo block’s it with a low blow, followed by a brainbuster! Rather than going for the cover, Amigo picks up a kendo stick and begins whacking Michaels with it!
I don’t think Amigo even cares about the title!
Oh he cares Gorilla. He’s just having a little fun first.
Amigo fires off about 17 whacks with the cane before spinning around to nail La Parka as he get’s to his feet. The camera shows Jonathan’s back, which is covered in welts and bleeding.
This is probably a good time to remind our viewers not to try this at home.
Amigo picks up La Parka and throws him into the corner. He then picks up the shopping cart itself and charges at La Parka, crushing him in the corner with it!
Amigo is a sadistic, bloodthirsty maniac!
Yeah, but he’s also the only one still standing right now, so he must be doing something right!
Amigo picks La Parka up and scoop slam’s him on the chair. Cover.
1!
2!
Yellow Jacket breaks up the pin!
With blood flowing down his face, Yellow Jacket ruthlessly starts stomping on Amigo’s left arm. He adds in a few punches as well, plus a kick to the head for good measure. With a crazed look on his face, YJ looks around at all the weapons strewn all over the ring and…
Locks on an armbar. The crowd boos.
The fans apparently not big fans of the armbar.
Not during this match anyway. They came to see hardcore action!
YJ cranks up the pressure, but Amigo simply clips his ankle with his free hand and breaks out of the hold. Yellow Jacket angrily charges at Amigo, who catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex! He hooks both legs!
1!
2!
Michaels with a kendo stick to the back of the head!
Jonathan continues to beat Amigo with the stick!
There ya go! Give ‘im a taste of his own medicine!
But I think Amigo’s enjoying it, Gorilla!
A closeup shot shows Amigo with a smile on his face as Jonathan mercilessly whacks him with the cane, until La Parka breaks it up with a chair to the back of the head. Parka places the chair in the corner, between the top and middle turnbuckles, as Amigo rolls to the outside. Yellow Jacket runs at Parka, but is tossed to the outside. Jonathan slowly get’s to his feet, but La Parka meets him with a knee to the midsection, then rams his head into the chair! Jonathan bounces back to the mat! Cover!
1!
2!
Amigo cracks Parka in the head with his trusty blue box!
Amigo drops the box and picks up the kendo stick. He sits Parka up and starts choking him out with the stick! Amigo continues to take the air out of him, but Yellow Jacket comes up behind him, chicken wing! Amigo is caught off guard and struggles to escape the hold, but YJ goes to the mat, grapevining Amigo to hold keep him from getting to the ropes! YJ cranks up the pressure, but Amigo won’t tap! Suddenly, Michaels nails YJ with the tack chair!
Where the hell did that come from?!
He must have had it under the ring!
Michaels pulls the chair off of YJ and nails Amigo with the chair! Then he gives La Parka a shot for good measure.
And Jonathan Michaels has turned the tide in his favor thanks to his trusty weapon of choice!
Michaels plays to the crowd, when the lights go dark and ominous music plays.
What is going on?!
Red smoke fills the arena as the CrapTron lights up.
Won’t see it coming.
All will pay.
Down but not out.
Revenge will be mine.
All will pay.
Down but not out.
Revenge will be mine.
The lights turn back on, as Jonathan is looking confused.
What was that all about?!
I don’t know Jess, but the match still continues!
Jonathan turns around, but Amigo meets him with the Codebreaker! Cover!
1!
2!
Yellow Jacket breaks it up!
He locks on the Crowbar!
Crowbar! That’s the same move he used to break Evil M’s arm!
Is he gonna do the same to Amigo?!
Amigo struggles to get to the ropes, but to no avail. Suddenly, La Parka nails YJ with an Arabian facebuster! Cover!
1!
2!
Jonathan breaks it up!
Michaels hit’s a spinebuster! Cover!
1!
2!
Amigo pulls La Parka off!
He hit’s the Tombstone! Cover!
1!
2!
Look Gorilla! It’s Sparks!
Sparks attacks Amigo with a crowbar, knocking him from the ring. Sparks follows Amigo to the outside and the two begin brawling to the back, making use of the weapons in the second shopping cart. The two disappear through the entrance way as the match continues in the ring. Yellow Jacket waits for La Parka to get to his feet, then unleashes the Sting, but La Parka ducks! YJ’s leg get’s caught on the top rope and La Parka shoves him all the way over. Parka then turns around, only to walk right into the Fade to Black! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, and STILL WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
He did it Jess! Jonathan was able to retain his title, despite three very persistent challengers!
Unicron Medley plays over the PA.
Well, he's not out of the woods yet. There's still one more person who's after that title, Gorilla!
Seth Drakin and his private security guards Mr. E and U.N. Owen as well as WWCF Commissioner Jessica Morton come out. They all pass "Evil La Parka" who is going up the aisle. He decides to stop and watch what is about to happen. Seth, Mr. E, and U.N. Owens get into the ring while Jessica Morton stays on the outside.
Okay Michaels it's time to do the right thing and hand over that immoral and violent Hardcore belt. Just hand it over to me and you will be rewarded.
Seth puts out his hand to take the Hardcore Championship belt but Jonathan Michaels slaps it away holding his ground.
Jonathan. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. I know you don't want to do it the hard way.
Michaels nods his head and holds out the hardcore championship for Seth to take but as Seth goes to grab it Michaels face palms Seth and pushes him back. Seth is infuriated now as he talks.
Fine Michaels! I guess we are just going to have to do this the hard way!
Mr. E and U.N. Owens attack Michaels at the same time knocking him to the mat easily due to Michaels just having a tough match. Mr. E grabs the Hardcore Belt and hands it over to Seth. Mr. E and U.N. Owens grab Michaels and hold him up. Seth grabs the mic again and looks up the entrance aisle where "Evil La Parka" is looking on.
"Evil La Parka". My old friend from The Crusade. We usually always did get along and I know later on tonight you were going to unmask, but I have another idea and a proposal for you. Why don't you keep the mask on and work with me? It will be just like old times and we can rid the WWCF of profanity together and finish what we started in The Crusade. What do you say pal?
"Evil La Parka" nods and comes into the ring. Him and Seth shake hands.
Okay. Now to put an exclamation point on this new beginning in the WWCF I want you "Evil La Parka" to take your steel chair and hit this immoral hardcore thug with it to teach him not to test my authority ever again!
"Evil La Parka" nods and grabs his chair. Mr. E and U.N. Owen hold up Michaels by the arms. "Evil La Parka" takes some steps back and then charges........
........BUT HE HITS MR. E AND UN OWEN WITH IT INSTEAD!!!
"Evil La Parka" swings for Seth but Seth ducks at the last second and bails out of the ring dropping the Hardcore Championship Belt. "Evil La Parka" picks up the Hardcore Championship. He looks at it for a good while and then pulls up Michaels by the hand and hands it to him.
"Evil la Parka" grabs a mic. He looks up the aisle at Seth and Jessica.
Seth did you really think you could take my job without any consequences? Well prepare yourself because all of your sick and twisted nightmares are about to come true.
Hey Gorilla I recognize that voice.
"Evil La Parka" drops the mic and puts his hands on his mask. He pulls it off his head to reveal..............................
..............................D-DAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seth gets an infuriated look on his face and yells for security to grab both Michaels and Dave but they both bail out of the ring and exit threw the crowd.
Gorilla can you believe this?! "Evil La Parka" was our former CEO the entire time! How is that possible?
I don't know Jess but I hope we can get more answers to this stunning revelation in the near future.
Cageking is walking through the locker room, looking about for The General, when the lights go out.
There is a slight pause, and then the lights go back on and The General revs the chainsaw.
Cageking grabs a bench, but The General cuts right through it.
Cageking continues to back up, when he reaches a locker and pulls out a knife-fingered glove!
The crowd pops as Cageking rolls out of The General’s way and returns to his feet and thrusts the glove at The General’s hands, making him drop the chainsaw.
The General looks at Cageking in surprise, which Cageking meets with a spinning heel kick that knocks the General over a bench.
Cageking puts his foot over The General for the pin, but The General kicks out too soon for a count.
Cageking swipes for The General, but The General rolls out of the way.
The General locks his arms around Cageking’s arm with the knife-fingered glove and applies an arm bar.
The ref asks Cageking if he gives up, but he refuses, and starts to frantically move his fingers about, each one threatening to slash The General, who lets go to avoid getting cut up.
Both men return to their feet and back up to regain their bearings.
They stand and wait for a moment, waiting for a man to make a move, and then The General makes a run for it, with Cageking running after him.
They’re still goin’ at it backstage Gorilla!
Yes they are. We have a camera back there to keep up with all the action as it happens. In the meantime, we have a special bonus match announced last week, as Aaron Enigma takes on the new number one contender to the Inter-Forum Championship, “Damn Right” Jackson!
Aaron Enigma V. “Damn Right” Jackson
The following contest is set for one fall and it is a special bonus attraction!
"Too black, too strong... Damn right!"
Bring Tha Noise
Introducing first, from West Philly, weighing in at 296 pounds, DR, “Damn Right” Jackson!
Jackson slowly, methodically approaches the ring, basking in the boos from the crowd.
*Make A Move*
And his opponent, currently residing in Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, Aaron Enigma!
The bell sounds and the two men stare down each other. The circle around the ring never taking their eyes off of each other. Aaron starts a slow clap and the crowd gets into it before the two men finally lock up. Jackson gets the advantage and locks Aaron in a chinlock. Aaron manages to push him off but gets hits with a shoulder block after Jackson bounces off the ropes. Jackson again goes for the ropes but Aaron stays under him and hits a hip toss on Jackson off the rebound. Then he hits a couple of armdrags, holding the second one into an armbar. Jackson quickly gets to his feet and wrenches Aaron's arm to break the hold, before hitting him with a lariat and going for a quick pin.
1.....2. Aaron kicks out.
Jackson lifts up Aaron, but Aaron breaks the hold on him and hits a quick kick to the midsection. He runs and bounces off the ropes before hitting a spinning heel kick and going for a pin of his own.
1.....2. Jackson powers out.
Aaron is nearly thrown off of Jackson and looks in amazement at the strength he has. Jackson gets back up and the two staredown again. They move to lock up but Jackson kicks Aaron in the stomach and follows up with a clubbing back blow dropping Aaron to his knees. Jackson follows up with a kick to the sternum and another pin attempts.
1.....2.. Aaron gets his shoulder up.
Jackson locks Aaron in a headlock on the ground, trying to wear down the quick and unpredictable fighter. Aaron is able to make it to his feet and break the headlock but Jackson follows quickly with a big right hand and throws Aaron into the corner. He charges at Aaron and attempts a corner splash but Aaron catches the big man and slams him down with a big STO. Both men are down and the referee starts the count
1.....2.....3..
Aaron and Jackson both start to move, Aaron grabs the ropes to use as leverage.
4.....5.....6..
Jackson makes it to his feet as well as Aaron. Jackson charges at Aaron but Aaron drops down, lowering the top rope and sending Jackson flying over onto the floor. Aaron runs to the other ropes and bounces off. He flies over the top rope on the rebound, flipping onto Jackson and taking both men down. The ref begins another 10-count.
1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....
Jackson attempts to throw Aaron into the steps but Aaron stops it and sends Jackson into the ring post. Jackson's head nails the post and he drops. Aaron picks him up and throws him into the ring. He gets in the ring as well and goes for the pin on Jackson.
1.....2....Jackson barely gets the shoulder up!
Aaron lifts up Jackson and sets up to hit the Brilliant Deduction. Jackson counters however and hits a vertical suplex on Aaron. Jackson slowly lifts Aaron up and starts hitting a vicious set of right hands. Aaron tries to block and dodge but cannot avoid all of them. Jackson sends Aaron reeling into the ropes. Aaron bounces off and attempts a clothesline but Jackson ducks it and lifts Aaron, hitting a sidewalk slam on him before going for the pin.
1.....2....Aaron just manages to get the shoulder up!
Jackson seemingly a little frustrated, lifts up Aaron and sets up a powerbomb. Aaron attempts to counter out of it though. He leans back sending Jackson flying towards the ropes. He sends Jackson over the ropes with a big hurricanrana. He lifts up a dazed Jackson outside the ring, but Jackson is quick to recover and slams Aaron's back into the side of the ring, before throwing him back in the ring. He gets back in and locks and abdominal stretch on Aaron. As the ref checks on Aaron, he secretly grabs the ropes to apply more pressure. He lets go of the ropes as soon as the ref moves to check on him. Jackson digs his elbow into Aaron's ribs, who yells out in pain at the response. Jackson grabs the ropes again but the ref catches him this time and starts the count to break the hold. Jackson breaks it at four and a half. Aaron stumbles to one knee and manages to get up. Jackson comes from behind and attempts a back suplex but Aaron flips through it. Jackson turns around to be met by a big enziguri from Aaron. Both men lay in the ring and the ref starts the count yet again.
1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....7.....
Aaron staggers to his feet as does Jackson. Jackson goes for a clothesline but Aaron ducks it. Aaron hits a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Jackson. Aaron starts to trade punches with Jackson. Jackson wins the exchange and throws Aaron into the ropes. He attempts to grab Aaron on the bounce but Aaron ducks and leaps to the second rope, jumping off and hitting a flying kick to Jackson. He quickly goes for the pin.
1.....2....Jackson gets his foot on the bottom rope!
Aaron seems visibly frustrated by this turn of events. He goes to lift up Jackson, but Jackson grabs his tights and throws him into the second turnbuckle. Jackson quickly gets up and attempts to hit a suplex on Aaron. Aaron is able to counter and hit a quick DDT on Jackson. Aaron moves to go to the top rope. He leaps from the top rope hoping to hit a jumping senton on Jackson. However Jackson rolls out of the way and Aaron hits the canvas with his upper back. Jackson uses this time to grab Aaron and lift him into the Anxiety Adjustment! Aaron writhes in the grip of Jackson, who tries to make Aaron tap out. Aaron squirms around, trying to break it, but Jackson drops him down to hit the High Attitude. Aaron goes sprawling towards the ropes. Jackson moves for the pin.
1.....2....The ref stops the count because Aaron's leg is under the bottom rope!
Jackson is furious with the ref after the count. He argues with the ref while Aaron manages to get to his feet. Jackson and the ref continue to argue while Aaron recovers from the vicious attack combination. Jackson turns to go for Aaron, but Aaron suddenly grabs onto him and hits the Reverse STO! He quickly locks Jackson in Extreme Interrogation! Jackson is stuck in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go. He desperately tries to break the hold, but Aaron applies more pressure. Jackson sees no other alternative, and eventually taps out to Aaron's submission technique.
Here is your winner, Aaron Enigma!
After the match, Aaron slowly gets to his feet, he asks for a mic and although in pain, turns to address the audience.
WOW! Was that some match or what people? I mean, I was really close to losing there wasn't I? For you people still questioning it, DR Jackson is the real deal guys. I have a lot of respect for that man. He fought valiantly and stayed in my Extreme Interrogation for a long time before giving up. MAN that was close. Now, Night of the Wrestling Zombies may be over for The Head Detective. However, now I look onto next week, where your resident detective is pulling some double duty. On Heatz, I challenge TTS for the Heatz title, hoping to regain some of the honor for that title he openly defiles. Honestly I can't believe Seth let's that nonsense continue, but I won't question our new CEO's ideas just yet. I'm sure he has some bright ideas for this company.
Then, on Niteraw, it's me versus Viva Los Bio Dome, in a CAGE MATCH! WOO! My second one in my WWCF career. For those that don't remember, back when M.O.P. and I were bitter rivals, we fought in a cage, where I won. However, Viva has shown himself to be an extreme threat to my health especially. Viva, I'll be ready for you come Monday. Oh, and good luck tonight in the Tag Team Title match. It's a shame we couldn't settle some bad blood in that ring with Corporate. Seriously though, I may not like Stryker and yourself, but win those titles, because regardless of my personal feelings, you guys deserve those titles.
Now a lot of people want me to explain why I attacked TTS the way I did last Monday. Well I have an answer for you guys. I'm sick and tired of being pushed aside, being ignored in this company. I'm the CORPORATE KILLER! I got the CEO AND Commissioner FIRED! And what do I get from that? A CHANCE to earn a shot for a title? No no no, I feel I deserved a title shot after that whole fiasco. I've spilt blood for this company since day one when I joined last December. I quickly learned that if you want something in this company, you have to take it. Waiting around gets you NOTHING. Now, seeing as how I like Jazzman, and he already had a #1 contender, I didn't go after his title. M.O.P. had a contender as well in Headbanger Man, so I didn't bother with that one.
HOWEVER, TTS did NOT have a #1 contender, so you know what I did? I made myself the #1 contender. How did I do that? By pissing TTS off of course. I told him if he resorted to dirty tactics to winning, it would come back to haunt him. And it did, just a little sooner than he wanted probably. You see, ever since I've been here I've fought with this in mind. If people are going to resort to dirty tactics to win, I will make them pay. I'm not going to sit around and let people walk all over me and win with their cheating ways. I know I know, hate only breeds more hate, break the cycle yadda yadda yadda. Well you know what it also creates? Money. It creates a lot of Money for this company. Every chair shot, every broken table, it's gold. It's money, it's ratings, it's people watching at home saying, "YEAH HE DESERVED THAT!" or "BOO THIS MAN!" What this means for the Head Detective is that if you attack me with a chair, I'll come back with two. You put me through a table, I'll put you through two. You treat this company with the respect it deserved, I'll treat you with respect. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm still about equalizing this company. But words are just words, they don't mean anything with actions to support them. So for now, the threat is there. Don't cheat people, cheaters aren't winners. Sure, they made hold a title, but they bring it no honor, no prestige, and on the next episode of Heatz, I'll bring some honor and prestige back to the HEATZ TITLE! I'm Aaron Enigma, the Head Detective, and TTS...I hope you are ready to MAKE A MOVE!
Cageking is looking for The General in a stairwell, seemingly lost when he is startled by the loud crash of cymbals.
Cageking goes to cover his ears as The General reaches down to him with a fish hook, but he narrowly misses.
Cageking swipes above himself with the knife glove, but misses.
He takes another swipe, but The General swings the hook again and latches onto the glove, pulling it off of Cageking.
The cymbals crash again, and Cageking covers his ears again.
The General runs down the steps and takes a swipe at Cageking with the knife glove, tearing his shirt.
Cageking stumbles down the stairs to reach a flat level and The General follows
Cageking looks to his side, spots a fire axe, breaks the glass, and takes it.
The General stops suddenly as Cageking runs at him.
The General extends the fish hook to block Cageking’s axe attack, but Cageking only knocks the fish hook out of his hand.
Cageking thrusts the top of the axe to The General’s stomach, making him bend over, and then he DDT’s him to the ground.
Another crash of cymbals resounds, to which Cageking realizes that the cymbals are coming from downstairs.
He heads downstairs and finds Tinkers walking towards him with a pair of cymbals.
Cageking raises his axe when the Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels, comes from behind Tinkers and grabs her.
The Equalizers do not discriminate based on species.
Jonathan Michaels promptly leaves, leaving Cageking to shrug for the help.
Cageking returns up the stairs, but finds that The General has disappeared.
And the Hardcore Horrors match rages on!
When is it gonna end, Gorilla?!
I have no idea, Jess!
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Fans at home, the next match will be a three way for the WWCF Tag Team Championship, featuring The Resistance, TTS and Jay Carroll, and defending champions Two Guys Who Seriously Rock. Over the past few weeks we determined the contenders by way of a four team round robin challenge. We’ll show you some highlights from that.
*A short promo video plays showing the events of the round robin challenge. It shows The Resistance dominating their matches, alongside clips of Viva’s promo. It also shows the team work of Jay and TTS, and their wins. Finally it finishes with clips of TGWSR’s title win and some of their moves. It finishes with the official PPV match screen.*
Michaels Muffer - The following contest is the three way dance for the WWCF Tag Team Championship. The rules are as follows. Two men from the opposing teams will start the match. They may tag in their partner, or anyone from the team not already inside the ring. The match will follow elimination rules, where the team member to be pinned or submit, disqualified, or counted out. Their team will be subsequently eliminated from the match. The last team standing will win the match and be crowned as the WWCF Tag Team Champions.
*Cherub Rock plays on the PA. Smoke begins seeping on stage. Suddenly Cthulhu rises up from the smoke from one side holding his belt, and Starshine jumps out from the other, wearing his. Starshine is shown wearing a similar mask to Cthulhu’s.*
Introducing first, they are the current and defending WWCF Tag Team Champions, Starshine and Cthulhu; Two Guys Who Seriously Rock.
*TGWSR enter the ring and pose with their titles on adjacent ring posts. Starshine removes his ‘Cthulhu’ mask.*
Looks like Starshine and Cthulhu are celebrating Halloween a little early this year.
Everyday’s a celebration when you’re holding WWCF Tag Team Championship Gorilla.
Well that might be a bit premature. Their celebrations could well come to a halt tonight if their opponents have anything to say about it.
*Panic Room hits the PA. ‘Champagne’ Jay Carroll and TTS, sans his HEATZ!!1 belt, but holding a burlap sack, walk out on the stage. TTS stops halfway down the ramp and empties his sack revealing a chicken. He reveals a large knife and places the chicken flat on the floor. He brings the knife down, viciously on the chicken’s neck, and rubs the blood over himself. He picks up the chicken again, places it back in the bag and enters the ring.
Now we both know that TTS isn’t exactly the most um, normal person in the world. But I’ll just never get used to this, Jesse.
…
Jesse? Hey, you don’t look so well.
No, I’m fine Gorilla. I just need a minute… Hey, pass me that water, will ya.
*Bagpipes play on the PA and transition into a version of Safety Dance. The Resistance of Viva Los Bio Dome and Stryker enter the arena and solemnly walk down towards the ring, not taking their eyes off their opponents.*
The Resistance, looking focused as ever… Jesse, are you sure you don’t need some fresh air?
I said I’m fine. I just… *gulp* you know, maybe I’ll just keep this bucket close by.
Good idea. And in other good ideas, it looks like Starshine and Cthulhu have opted to start this match from the ring apron. Their odds of walking out of this with the titles aren’t good.
BLARGHHH
Folks don’t tune out yet. We could be in for a barn burner.
Referee John Creed enforces his authority and orders the two teams in the ring to pick a legal man. The Resistance starts off with Stryker, while TTS begins for his team.
Stryker and TTS carefully circle one another, and meet up center ring with a collar and elbow tie. Both break the lock and circle again. TTS raises his arm and challenges Stryker to a test of strength. Stryker is cautious, but meets his grasp. TTS easily forces him back, and tosses him to the mat. Stryker rolls back onto his knees in his own corner. Viva pats Stryker on the back and urges him on. Stryker gets back to his feet and buts chests with TTS. He challenges TTS to another test of strength. TTS obliges and meets his grasp. TTS pushes back but Stryker holds his ground. Suddenly, Stryker drops to the mat and spins around, crossing TTS’s arms. He jumps back to his feet and applies an arm wringer. TTS powers back and turns into an arm wringer of his own. Stryker rolls forwards to the mat, frees himself and trips up TTS with a drop toe hold, adding insult to injury by slapping him on the back of the head. In frustration, TTS pounds the mat and tags out to partner Jay Carroll.
Carroll leaps over the top rope and composes himself. Stryker advances towards him, but Jay backs up between the ring ropes. The referee stops Stryker from advancing. Stryker backs up and Jay reemerges from the ring ropes. Stryker advances again, but Jay backs into the ropes for a second time, looking out towards the crowd and smugly pointing to his head. Meanwhile, Viva beckons for the tag, and Stryker obliges. Jay walks back in, still looking out toward the crowd, while TTS tries to divert his attention toward Viva. Jay turns straight into a forearm. Viva whips Jay off the ropes, and leapfrogs him on the first rebound. On the second he ducks him and finally hits him with a high dropkick on the third. Viva drags Jay to his feet and shoves him into his team’s corner. He backs up, while Stryker hold his steady and delivers a stiff high knee lift. Viva immediately turns around and knocks TTS off the ring apron with a forearm and goes for the pin on Jay.
1…
Starshine is quick to break up the fall.
What’s this? Why would Starshine break up a potential pinfall like that? Why would he want to keep another team in the match?
Hmm.
You have an idea Jesse?
Huh? Oh, no clue Gorilla. I’m still trying to keep my lunch down.
Starshine quickly exits the ring as Viva stares him down. Viva picks Jay up again, pushes him into his corner and tags in Stryker. Stryker and Viva make their way to the opposite corner and Stryker whips Viva back towards Jay. Viva connects with a second high knee with greater force. Jay stumbles out from the corner and Stryker meets him with a Thesz press. Stryker picks Jay up again, applies an arm wringer and tags in Viva. Viva climbs the ropes while Stryker holds Jay steady and leaps off with a flying crossbody. Viva rolls off Jay, who grabs the ropes for support as a means of reaching his feet. Viva measures him up and runs the ropes, only to be clubbed from behind by Cthulhu. Viva turns around and swings, but Cthulhu ducks. Jay clubs Viva from behind and whips him into the TGWSR corner. He turns and goads Stryker in with a slap to the face. Stryker leaps inside and tackles Jay down. TTS rushes inside and throws Stryker off. As the referee tries to restore order, Starshine takes the tag rope and begins choking out Viva as Cthulhu clubs his chest. Referee John Creed finally restores some order as TTS and Stryker leave the ring, while Starshine frees Viva. Jay makes his way towards their corner and delivers a sharp knife edged chop to Viva. He tags in Starshine who applies an arm wringer and tags in Cthulhu. Cthulhu climbs to the second rope and connects with a double axe handle on Viva’s trapped arm. Cthulhu whips Viva into the Carroll/TTS corner and tags in the later. TTS enters and almost squashes the cornered Viva with a clothesline. TTS goes for the pin while Cthulhu, still in the ring keeps an eye on Stryker, and blocks his path.
1…
2…
Viva kicks out.
I don’t believe it. These four are working together.
The enemy of my enemy, Gorilla. The Resistance have made a number of enemies in the past few weeks. It’s also smart. You form an alliance with one team and you don’t have to worry about the other. These guys know what they’re doing.
Well tag team gold is on the line here. Let’s see just how far this so called alliance lasts.
Referee John Creed orders Cthulhu back to his corner. TTS tags in Jay and applies a full nelson grip. Jay enters and delivers a right to the exposed midsection of Viva. TTS then delivers a big back body drop and positions Viva center ring before exiting. Jay hits the ropes and springboards off with a big lionsault press. He goes for a pin.
1…
As Stryker steps in to break it up, Jay cockily lifts Viva’s shoulder up. He drags Viva to his feet, who weakly fights back and tosses him into the Cthulhu/Starshine corner. He tags in Cthulhu who enters and stings Viva with a sharp kick. Starshine tags himself in and runs toward the opposite corner. Cthulhu holds Viva in the corner as Starshine runs towards him and connects with… a side headlock. He drags Viva out from the corner and forces him to his knees. Viva begins fighting against the move and climbs to his feet. Starshine wrenches the head and Viva drops down again. Viva again fights back and almost lifts Starshine over him, but again is forced back down. Suddenly, in a second Viva powers Starshine completely over him, delivering a back suplex and begins to crawl toward his corner where Stryker paces. Cthulhu jumps in, stomps Viva down, and drags him further from his corner. Starshine climbs back to his feet and motions to Cthulhu.
Starshine – Let’s do that move I told you about.
Cthulhu seems a little reluctant.
Starshine – Come on, let’s do it.
Cthulhu is hesitant as he and his partner grab Viva’s opposite arms and both wring them in a clockwise direction. After twisting they come close to Viva and peck him on the cheeks.
Um Jesse, what do you call that?
It’s um… I think it might be a good idea if we just let the action speak for itself, eh Gorilla? Word's can't do this... justice.
For once Jesse, I completely agree with you.
Starshine instruct Cthulhu to do it again. They turn Viva so he faces Jay and TTS and do the move again. Jay and TTS uncomfortably look at one another. Starshine the motions to Stryker and they turn him to face his partner. They twist Viva’s arms further. But before they finish the move, Viva quickly ducks, causing the champions to collide. Starshine screams, while Cthulhu appears close to throwing up. Viva uses the distraction to leap toward his corner and tag in Stryker.
Stryker launches in a house on fire, and takes out Starshine and Cthulhu in short order. Starshine quickly tags in TTS who rushes but misses a lariat as Stryker ducks. Stryker delivers a series of palm thrusts, stunning the giant voodoo dude. Jay rushes in but is leveled with a forearm. Stryker turns back to TTS but is caught with a right fist. TTS takes the opportunity to whip Stryker off the ropes. He lifts the rebounding Stryker over his head for a back body drop, but he manages to land on his feet. Stryker jumps on the second rope and launches himself back towards TTS, crossbody style. TTS catches him and manages to hold his ground. Viva slides inside and dropkicks the back of TTS’s legs which causes him to fall back to the mat. The referee counts the pin.
1…
2…
TTS powers out and is back on his feet. Stryker and Viva double team him with various vicious strikes. The whip TTS off the rope and deliver a stereo dropkick, headbutt combo. TTS stumbles back and falls on his ass near his corner. He tags in Jay who quickly enters in his partner’s aid. They stand off with The Resistance, backed in their own corner. TGWSR slide back inside and blindside Stryker and Viva. They grab The Resistance by the hair and go to throw them over the top to the outside. Viva and Stryker both reverse it and send Starshine and Cthulhu outside instead. They turn around and launch an assault on Jay and TTS. They toss TTS onto the ring apron; the same side TGWSR were thrown out. They surround Jay and Stryker delivers a nasty European uppercut. As Jay falls back, Viva catches him in an inverted facelock. He delivers the Bio Dome and goes for the pin while at the same time, Stryker hits the TTS with a cross body, sending them to the ring floor.
1..
2…
3
The team of Jay Carroll and TTS has been eliminated.
One team down, one to go.
The Resistance have looked great thus far. They might be able to pull it off.
Don’t talk too soon Gorilla? They’re not out of the woodworks yet. The champions are still a part of this match.
Viva pushes Carroll out of the ring. Stryker grabs Starshine and tosses him in the ring. Starshine stumbles to his feet and comes face to face with Viva. He backs up into Stryker and turns around, realizing the situation his in. He drops to his knees and begs both off, going so far as to kiss Stryker’s boots. Stryker sighs, and holds out his hand to Starshine who cautiously takes it. Stryker helps him to his feet, and Starshine smiles in relief. He dusts off Stryker with his free hand and tries to walk away. Unfortunately Stryker doesn’t release his grip and instead drags him back and hits him with a forearm. This sends Starshine about-face into Viva who hits him with his own forearm ,knocking Starshine back into Stryker who locks in his sleeper hold. Viva measures him up and waffles Starshine with a Purple Sticky Punch. Stryker drops him and Viva goes for the pin.
1…
2…
Cthulhu breaks up the pin in the last second and takes Stryker down with an enzuigiri. He stomps Viva to the mat and drags Starshine toward his corner, tagging himself in. He rushes in and delivers more stomps to Viva. He picks him up and hits a dropkick to his knee. He follows with a shining wizard and goes for the pin.
1…
2…
Viva kicks out.
Cthulhu doesn’t let up for a second and instantly applies a camel clutch. Viva struggles in the move but appears trapped. Stryker quickly breaks the hold and returns to his corner. Cthulhu stares down Stryker and picks up Viva again and headbutts him. He taunts for a moment before he rushes Stryker in his corner and grazes him off with a yakuza kick. Stryker furiously rushes back in but is stopped by the referee. Cthulhu goes back toward Viva and reaches down to pick him up. Viva reverses and cradles Cthulhu in a small package.
1…
2…
Starshine breaks up the pin and along with Cthulhu pick up Viva and whip him off the ropes. Viva ducks a double clothesline and rebounds with a big crossbody on both opponents. He rolls through and tags in Stryker. Stryker enters and throws Starshine outside. He turns around to see Cthulhu reach his feet again. Both square off and lock up center ring. They quickly break and deliver nasty headbutts to one another. They both stumble back but charge again with another headbutt from each. They both stumble back, clutching their heads. Stryker runs towards Cthulhu and ducks a forearm. He rebounds, but Cthulhu rolls through and locks in a single leg crab. Stryker reaches out toward the ropes, but Cthulhu drags him back ring center. Stryker fights against the hold, and reverses it into a single leg crab of his own. Cthulhu escapes the hold, they get back to their feet and both connect with another headbutt sending both to the mat. Cthulhu stirs first and tags in Starshine who rushes in and kicks Stryker in the mid section. He goes for the pin.
1…
2…
Viva breaks up the pinfall.
Viva lifts Starshine to his feet and stuns him with a forearm. He runs the ropes, but Cthulhu pulls the top rope down, and he spills outside. Starshine lifts Stryker back up and preps him for the Starblind. As he hooks the arms, Stryker spins out of the move and lifts him up for the Cyclone Cutter. Starshine fights back and connects with a thumb to the eye. Stryker drops him and stumbles forward. Cthulhu jumps in and hits him with a single knee facebreaker. Starshine quickly schoolboys him and grabs the tights.
1… Starshine places his feet on the nearby ropes.
2…
3
The Resistance has been eliminated. The winners of this match and still WWCF Tag Team Champions, Starshine and Cthulhu; Two Guys Who Seriously Rock.
Starshine slides out of the ring and grabs both belts, raising them above his head. He passes one to Cthulhu and both quickly exit the arena.
Stryker is shown kneeling in the ring, despondent. Viva slides in, looking frustrated. He approaches Stryker and tries to console him. Stryker climbs to his feet, and the two solemnly walk backstage.
The champs do it again. Against all odds they take home the gold.
And as usual they reach as low as possible in the process. Bad luck for the Resistance, but if they can keep up efforts like that, it won’t be a matter of “if,” but “when.” If I were the champions, I’d keep both my eyes open.
Cageking walks through a doorway marked “Boiler Room.”
He cautiously looks around for The General, but cannot seem to find him.
A shadow streaks across the wall, resembling a large shape with a fedora hat.
Cageking turns around and faces the shadow.
He sees a goat run along.
The confused Cageking doesn’t notice The General on the floor above him.
The General stands up on the railing, and Diving Headbutts Cageking from above, knocking him down.
The General goes for the pin.
The ref counts.
1...
2...
The General is suddenly picked up by Boiler Room Brawler, still dressed up as Fat Freddy Krueger.
BRB choke slams The General to the metal mesh floor and takes his glove back.
BRB grabs The General and Cageking by the feet and drags them out of The Boiler Room and then returns to it.
Cageking gets up first and gets ready to take a mighty swing at The General, who rolls out of the way, making the axes bounce off the floor from the impact, slightly rattling Cageking.
The General runs to Cageking and knee lifts him in the face, making him let go of the axe.
The General goes to perform his painful Monkey Wrench but Cageking narrowly escapes with a chick kick from the ground to The General’s stomach, making him double over.
Cageking returns to his feet and DDT’s The General to the hard floor.
Cageking goes for the pin.
The ref counts.
1...
2...
The General kicks out.
Both men return to their feet and run to each other.
They lock up, and The General gains control of Cageking, directing him into an elevator headfirst.
A janitor moves out of their way as The General gives Cageking a few punches before the elevator door closes.
And on it goes, Jess!
But when it stops, nobody knows!
Up next, it’s our Inter-Forum Championship match!
Inter-Forum Championship: The Headbanger Man V. M.O.P.
The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the Inter-Forum Championship!
*W.A.S.P. - Wild Child*
First, from Kent, England. Weighing in at 263 lbs. He is... The Headbanger Man!
Headbanger Man looks like he's here and he means business!
You heard what he said, King. He doesn't just want to beat the Inter-Forum Champion. He wants to out-wrestle him. Let's see if he can stay true to his word!
*A.F.I. - Days of the Phoenix*
And now, from Bergen County, New Jersey. Weighing in at 232 lbs. He is the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion... M.O.P.!
And here's the champion! M.O.P. seems to be issuing challenges to his title left and right!
I admire his tenacity, but M.O.P. has a hell of a challenger here tonight! I'd worry about Headbanger Man before the Brawler and Stryker if I were the Inter-Forum Champion. Because if he's not 100% focused on his opponent tonight, then he won't have to worry any other challenges, because he won't be champion!
That is true, King. But I think M.O.P. looks focused tonight. If he loses tonight, it won't be because he wasn't focusing on Headbanger Man, but because his opponent was just better!
The ref calls for the bell to be rung and Headbanger Man immediately goes on the offense. He gets at it with M.O.P. with a series of punches, followed by a DDT. He stomps at him a few times before going to the top rope and waits. Just as the Inter-Forum Champion is able to get to his feet, HBM lunges at him from the top rope with a clothesline that connects and knocks M.O.P. out cold. He goes for the cover...
1!
2!
M.O.P. kicks out after 2! Headbanger Man picks him up and whips him into the corner. He tries to charge and splash him in the corner, but M.O.P. is just able to get out of the way as the Headbanger runs right into a turnbuckle. He staggers a bit, and finds himself on the receiving end of a drop toe hold! M.O.P. puts him into a one-legged Boston Crab, putting additional pressure on his challenger's ankle. Headbanger Man is able to reach the ropes after a few seconds, and the ref tells the champion to break the hold. Just as the ref is about to start the count to five, M.O.P. breaks the hold.
M.O.P. rolls Headbanger Man over and gives him a couple of leg drops. He's about to hit a third, but Headbanger Man rolls out of the way! He quickly rolls up the Inter-Forum Champion into a pin attempt!
1!
M.O.P. gets out of the roll-up! But Headbanger Man stays on the offensive, getting to his feet and hitting M.O.P. with a belly-to-belly suplex. M.O.P. gets up, but HBM shows him just why he's called that, grabs his head, and butts him with his own forehead. M.O.P. staggers and Headbanger hits him with a spear! He goes for a cover!
1!
2!
M.O.P. gets out just before the hand falls down for three! HBM gets up and smacks the top rope turnbuckle in frustration. He picks M.O.P. up again and whips him into the ropes. He attempts a big boot, but M.O.P. catches himself and Headbanger Man is caught off balance. M.O.P. damn near takes his head off with a lariat! He goes for the cover!
1!
2!
Headbanger Man kicks out just after 2! M.O.P. picks him up and then picks him up in a fireman's carry position, attempting the Jersey Driver! But Headbanger Man's somehow able to counter it and puts the champ into a reverse DDT! He signals that it's time for this match to end and picks M.O.P. up, setting him up for the Double Bass DDT. But M.O.P.'s somehow able to block the move and gets behind him for a devastating German Suplex! With Headbanger Man face down on the mat, M.O.P. locks his arm into a chickenwing hold and wraps his other arm around HBM's neck for the sleeper hold.
It's the Jughandle!
Will Headbanger Man tap or will he escape!
Headbanger Man tries to crawl to the ropes, but M.O.P. stops the motion by hooking one of his opponent's legs with his own. HBM puts up a hell of a fight to get the smaller man off him, but there's no escape or way to break the hold. Although he does so reluctantly, he taps with his free hand. The ref calls for the bell.
Your winner as a result of a submission, and STILL Inter-Forum Champion... M.O.P.!
And M.O.P. is just able to retain his Inter-Forum Championship!
But Headbanger Man showed one heck of an effort here tonight. Don't be surprised if you see him wearing championship gold in the near future!
Coming up next, we have the two out of three falls match. Standing by backstage is Above Average.
You know, I've been doing a bit of reading lately. I've been reading the WWCF forums online, and I've had a look at what people have to say regarding my match here tonight against Motor Colt, my former team mate. The general consensus is split down the middle. Half of the fans think I'm going to pull off a victory, and the other deluded morons think that Colt will. They may be split on their views in regards to that, but they seem to be all on the exact same page when it comes to what this match is about.
They believe that tonight is about what they call bragging rights. Tonight will prove just who the true leader of the Story always was. Was it the former World champ who got pushed to the moon and given more opportunities than any other star around here? Or is it the man who was Inter Forum champ for 11 months, the man who won the Tag titles single handedly for the Story, and the man who was awarded the distinction of Superstar of the Year? You see, to me, the answer is quite evident, and well, obvious really. Tonight I shut up the 50% of fans who doubt my abilities.
In fact, I'm so confident that I went to talk to the board of directors here at WWCF. I went to them because I want tonight's win to mean something more. You see, it's not quite enough for me that tonight I shut up the doubters - because honestly what they say doesn't phase me one bit.
I demanded that if I win my match here tonight, I have the right to a future World Heavyweight title match. I lost to grbjazzman before, and I'll admit it was as clean as a whistle, but we all have off nights. Even those of us who are above average.
The WWCF board however weren't going to give me that opportunity without a stipulation for if I lose. So they insisted, for what reason I don't know, that should I lose here tonight, my contract will not be renewed again this month. If I lose tonight, I will be gone from WWCF. What do WWCF have to gain from this exactly? Your guess is as good as mine. Getting rid of their biggest asset, while given the circumstances surrounding it's occurence are unlikely, is just plain dumb. Luckily for WWCF and my fans, that will not happen.
So, grbjazzman, or whoever the World champ may be when I get my shot, I'd start the prep work now, because when I get my second crack at the gold, I'll be the one walking out of that arena, not only knowing he led the Story to the ultimate success, not only being the first Grand Slam champ in history, but undisputably the world's greatest wrestler, and World's Heavyweight Champion... because I am Above Average, and because THAT ladies and gents... is... the Story.
Strong words from Above Average.
Could this be is final match?!
Well, we’ll find out in just a moment- hold on! Can we get a camera backstage?!
Cageking is swinging at The General with a cricket bat, but The General is defending himself with a machete.
Cageking comes up to The General, who drop toe holds Cageking to the floor.
The General swings at Cageking with his machete from this position but Cageking blocks with his cricket bat.
The machete is temporarily caught within the cricket bat, and Cageking uses that to get it out of The General’s hand.
The General monkey flips Cageking.
The General returns to his feet and grabs the machete.
He props up Cageking and starts to press the blade of the machete into Cageking’s forehead, making him bleed, but Cageking upwardly swings the cricket bat to The General’s skull, sending him falling backwards, grabbing his face in pain.
Cageking backs up, gets his cricket bat into position, and rolling thunders onto The General cricket bat-first.
Cageking goes for the pin and the ref counts.
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The General takes a desperate swing at Cageking, who rolls off of him.
Two out of Three Falls Match: Above Average V. King Motor-Colt
VERY SPECIAL HEATZ: Wheel of Misfortune...
It appears Colt has LittleNaitch... 1, 2, 3! They've done it! King Colt and Above Average have successfully captured the WWCF Tag Team Titles! Look at them celebrate, The Story reign supreme...
BOTCH AT THE BEACH.
Colt gets ready to deliver a back body drop to Cthulhu but AA jumps down from the ring and grabs Cthulhu’s leg, tripping him. Colt looks incredulously at AA as if saying, “Why would you stoop to their level?” AA jumps up on the outside of the ring and the two partners exchange words. Starshine takes advantage and sneaks up behind Colt, hitting him from behind and knocking him into AA, who flies off the ring and on to the floor... AA goes for the Superkick, but Starshine ducks, and it hits Colt by mistake!... WHAM! CTHULHU HITS AA WITH THE GUITAR! Starshine points to the downed AA and the ref turns around to see Cthulhu pinning AA. He starts the count... 1, 2, 3! Above Average has cost the Story the Tag Team Titles...
THE FOLLOWING NITERAW
Average, quick as lightening is back to his feet and targets Cthulhu for the superkick. Cthulhu ducks out of the way, causing Average to kick referee, John Creed... Average quickly grabs Starshine’s legs and locks in the Sharpshooter. Starshine desperately tries to crawl to the ropes but Average drags him towards the center of the ring. Referee John Creed, clutching the side of his head slowly crawls back into the ring with a clear view of the move. Starshine struggles a little more, but finally taps. The referee signals for the bell... Ladies and gentlemen, referee John Creed has ruled that the winners of this match, by disqualification, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock. This ruling has been decided upon via Above Average kicking the referee during the course of the match.
Once again it appears Above Average has cost The Story the title.
THE GOOKERS
Here is your superstar of the year... ABOVE AVERAGE!
RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE.
Colt hit’s the Story on Page One on MiLo, while AA takes M.O.P. out with the Superkick. The two partners come face to face. After a brief exchange of words, they agree to work together, but as Colt turns around, AA grabs him and tosses him out!... Tyfo grabs AA by the hair and tosses him over the top rope, but AA hangs on, with one foot dangling above the floor. As Tyfo celebrates, AA “skin’s the cat” and returns to the ring. Tyfo hears the crowd cheering and turns around, only to be met with a Superkick! Tyfo goes down like a ton of bricks! AA pulls Tyfo up and hit’s a second Superkick, sending the self-proclaimed MVP over the top rope! Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Guerilla Rumble, ABOVE AVERAGE!!!! The crowd goes insane as Motor-Colt enters the ring to congratulate his friend. Above Average however, acts like Colt’s not there and celebrates, holding up his Inter-Forum belt and pointing to himself, while mouthing, “I’M THE BEST!” Colt tries to get AA’s attention, but finally gives up and leaves, looking a little disappointed, though at the top of the ramp, Colt stops and applauds the IF Champion, before heading through the curtain...
GOOKERMANIA II
Jazzman successfully retains against Above Average. Jazzman is STILL the WWCF Champion...
THE FOLLOWING NITERAW
Colt and Above Average are in the ring celebrating a huge win... Colt turns and... BAM Above Average with a huge superkick. The crowd are stunned.
ONE WEEK LATER
No matter how much I succeed, no matter how much better I am, it's always been about you Colt.
Fine, you wanted my attention you got it! You and me, 2 out of 3 falls...
SUPERKICK!
The following contest is the 2 out of 3 falls match up. The first man so successfully score two falls over his opponent will be declared the middle. Normal rules apply, so the falls can be determined by Pinfall, Submission, Count Out and Disqualification.
Poison - The Prodigy
Introducing first, from Belfast, weighing in tonight at 260 pounds... Above Average!
Above comes out to a resounding amount of boos, he completely ignores it as he gets in the ring awaiting Colt.
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em - Parkway Drive
And his opponent, from Adelaide, Australia, weighing in tonight at 250 pounds... King Colt!
Colt comes out to big cheer from the crowd. He looks around at the fans and acknowledges them before bolting into the ring at full speed...
Colt gets in the ring and tackles Above Average to the ground and starts hammering into him, the ref calls for the bell and then pulls Colt off of AA. The two men circle the ring, AA calls for a test of strength, Colt ablidges, but AA quickly drops his arms and kicks Colt in the gut followed by a huge right hand and a swinging neckbreaker. AA then mounts Colt and starts hammering into him, the ref calls AA to get off of him, AA stops punching and then quickly wraps his legs around Colt's neck, trapping one of his arms in the process. AA tries to lock the triangle choke in, but Colt is able to roll away and break free. Colt gets up and tries to tackle AA down, but AA stays his ground and pushes Colt away... SUPERKICK! AA connects with the Superkick already, Colt drops down and rolls out of the ring. AA can't believe how quickly he was able to hit the superkick. The ref starts to count Colt out, but AA doesn't want it to happen that way so AA goes out, picks up Colt and rolls him in the ring and goes for a pinfall.
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Colt gets a shoulder up.
No one kicks out of the Superkick, however Colt did have a bit of a breather there. I guarantee AA won't let that happen again...
Colt works to his feet and AA knocks him with a clothesline. AA then hits Colt with a german suplex, he goes for a second, but Colt fights free and hits AA with a russian legsweep. Instead of capitalizing, Colt rests on the ring ropes, giving himself a much needed breather.
AA gets back to his feet and gets straight in Colt's face. Colt slaps AA, then follows up with a hard right punch. Colt goes for another, but AA blocks it, he goes for a punch of his own but Colt blocks then knees AA in the gut. Colt follows up with a belly to belly suplex for a one count. Colt then stomps on AA, he runs to the ropes and hits a big knee drop for another two count. He picks AA up and attempts a lariat, but AA catches the right arm and quickly wrenches it, he holds on and then connects with a big time arm drag, keeping hold of the arm. AA starts punching away on Colt before turning the arm wrench into a Key Lock attempt...
Hey, this is WWCF, not UFWC!
Come on now AA is just showing us his MMA skills... they're working...
AA gets the Key Lock Kimura locked in and Colt is flailing in pain, AA is screaming out "TAP! TAP!" and it looks like Colt is about to... but as his arm falls it lands on the bottom rope. The ref tells AA to let go, but he refuses.
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The ref calls for the bell...
The winner of the first fall, by Disqualification... King Colt! Colt leads 1-0
The ref again pleads to AA to let go, and he again refuses...
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AA finally lets go and stands up proud of himself... Colt is seen nursing his right shoulder, barely able to move it at all.
What is Above Average thinking? He's now down one fall, if Colt even gets lucky it's all over for AA. Is he stupid? Why doesn't he just concede to Colt now!
Look at Colt, look at his arm. He's in no condition to fight... Sure AA might be behind now, but he has a very, very strong advantage from now on... I don't like it at all, but it's a brilliant strategy... If I had a say, I'd stop the match for Colt's safety right now...
AA drags Colt to the centre of the ring and lets Colt attempt to get up, once Colt is to his knees, AA boots Colt's right shoulder and Colt yells out in agony and falls back down. AA smugly starts to stomp on Colt's shoulder over and over again. He picks up the the defeated Colt and stares at him, smiles, then hits him with a huge slap to the face. Colt is simply helpless. AA smugly his a neckbreaker. AA then picks Colt up by the bad arm as Colt again yells out in agony. Using that bad arm, AA then picks Colt up for a Pump Handled Slam. Still holding that bad arm he picks him up and hits a Back Suplex with Colt's bad arm behind his back. AA goes for the pin.
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Colt kicks out. AA picks Colt up and hits him with a Shoulder Breaker. With Colt on the ground, AA locks in a chicken wing, using the bad arm, but Colt struggles to the bottom rope and rolls outside. AA quickly follows and rams Colt's arm into the ring post. He rolls Colt back inside and hits a german suplex, followed by another, then another, then another still, then a 5th German suplex, still holding on, he then goes for a six, but Colt starts to struggle... AA then transitions around and hits Colt with a Cross Armbreaker. AA goes for another German Suplex, but Colt quicly counters it into a stunner. Colt then follows that up with a Million Doller Knee lift, then a running neckbreaker using his left arm. Colt then takes the top rope... AA gets to his feet and Colt flies off connecting with a left arm Flying Forearm. He goes for the pin...
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AA gets a shoulder up! Colt picks AA up and calls out for the Story on Page One. He goes to pick AA up but has absolutely no strength in his right arm and cannot get him up for the move. AA then quickly wrenches the arm and drops Colt with a Fujiwara Armbar, but after Colt doesn't tap and starts fighting to get to the ropes, AA then transitions the hold into another Kimura Key Lock. Once it's successfully locked in, Colt has no choice but to tap out...
The winner of the second fall via submission... Above Average, tying the scores at 1 fall each, the next man to score a fall will be declared the winner.
Please ref, stop the damn match! Colt cannot go on like this.
You know, before last week Colt had never tapped out, however SINCE then he's tapping out more than Little Vicky!
The ref tells AA to let go and once again he refuses.
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AA then lets go and stomps on Colt's shoulder. Before going right back to the Kimura, however Colt is ready for it and rolls AA up.
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AA kicks out, a little bit shocked at Colt having more fight in him. He picks Colt up and slaps him a little, he hits him with a vertical suplex, followed by another. Still holding on he attempts a third but Colt starts punching out of it before hitting AA with a DDT. Colt whips AA into the corner and connects with a Shining Wizard. Colt with the cover...
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AA again kicks out. Colt again attempts a Story on Page One, but still can't lift him, AA reverses it and hits another Vertical Suplex. Still holding up he picks Colt up, he goes for another Vertical Supelx, but he hold Colt up in the air... Then transitions it a Story on Page One of his own. He goes for the cover.
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Colt somehow kicks out! AA can't belive it, he then decides it's time to end it finally. He locks on his Dragon Sleeper, but also hooks Colt's bad arm at the same time, Colt is struggling ferociously at first, but he starts moving slower and slower as he fades away. AA then drops to the mat and grapevines his legs... The ref goes to check on Colt... He raises his arm once... it drops... he raises it again... it drops... He raises it a third time... It stays up! Colt starts punching away at AA but AA hold on... Colt then rakes at AA's eyes and AA has no choice but to let go.
What is the King doing! He's cheating!
He's doing what he can to stay in this, I mean AA hasn't really been playing fair himself...
AA quicky kicks Colt and attempts a DDT, but Colt quicky reverses it and locks in a Dragon Sleeper of his own. However he rolls over and turns it into the Final Thought in the very middle of the ring. The crowd errupt as AA is fighting for his life.
The ref check on AA if he wants to quit, and AA refuses. Colt then wrenches back even further yelling out "TAP!" but AA keeps fighting through the pain... AA starts to fade away... The ref checks on him... once... twice... AA keeps his arm up the third time. He somehow rolls back over and manages to stand up with Colt on his back. AA then drops backwards, leaving both men laying.
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Both men use the ropes to get back up and Colt and Above Average stare at eachother face to face. The crowd are to their feet cheering on both men, AA then offers Colt his hand. Colt accepts the hand shake. But AA then wrenches down on Colt's bad arm and then drives Colt shoulder first into the ring post. When Colt gets back to his feet, he turns around and AA blasts him with a huge Superkick!
That's it! No one survives the Superkick, you've said it yourself!
AA goes for the pin...
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Mercifully it's over... NO!
COLT GET'S HIS SHOULDER UP!
The crowd again erupt and AA is shocked beyond belief, what does he have to do to defeat this guy!
Above Average then goes to the corner and stands to tune up the band, readying himself to finally put Colt away ending this war... He stamps his feet and the crowd count along and Colt struggles to get back up. The crowd start chaning "COLT! COLT! COLT!" Colt gets to his feet, he turns around and Above Average goes for the Superkick... But NO! Colt connects with a Superkick of his own first! Colt falls down ontop of Above Average...
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He did it! He actually found a way to survive!
Like you said... NO ONE survives the Superkick...
The winner of the third and final fall, the winner of this bout. King Motor-Colt!
Both men stay laying down as Colt is nursing his shoulder and AA is nursing his head... Trainers and EMT run down and help the men to their feet... As Colt goes to leave the ring, AA breaks free from the helpers and grabs Colt and spins him around... The two men stare down and after some tension that felt like it lasted and eternity the two men embrace in the middle of the ring much to the crowds approval.
I can’t believe it Gorilla! Above Average and King Motor-Colt embrace in the middle of the ring after a hard fought battle!
It’s great to see, Jess! Above Average able to go out on a high note!
Hang on! I understand our camera man has caught up with the brawl that has been going on throughout the show!
The General is walking along with a carving knife, ready to cut Cageking to pieces.
Suddenly, a chain comes off-screen, latching onto the carving knife and yanking it out of his hand due to such surprise.
The General looks and sees Cageking wearing the crimson mask and brandishing a chain with a small hook.
Cageking reels the chain back and swings at The General again, catching him in the arm, and he pulls it, making The General’s arm bleed.
The General runs at Cageking, locking up and Irish whipping him back onto the stage, causing the crowd to pop.
Cageking loses his footing and trips onto the stage.
The General emerges as Cageking swings his chain at him.
The General catches the chain and begins to pull Cageking to him.
A tug of war begins between the two.
The General tugs at Cageking, pulling him forward, but Cageking pulls back.
The General releases the chain before the hook can cut his skin, but Cageking falls down from the sudden release of pressure.
The General runs over to Cageking and applies an arm bar to the arm with the hook & chain.
The ref asks if Cageking gives up, but he refuses.
The General reaches with one hand and starts to pound on Cageking’s arm to make him let go of the hook and chain, and he eventually gives in.
The General takes the chain, wraps it around his hand, and waits for Cageking to return to his feet.
After Cageking returns to his feet, The General beckons to him, to which Cageking runs at him.
The General goes to swing but is clocked by a spinning heel kick and is down on the ramp!
Cageking kneels down for the pin, but suddenly The General reaches out with his chain-wrapped hand and delivers a hardcore Monkey’s Paw to Cageking’s head, causing a gash to bleed on his forehead.
Cageking collapses from the maneuver, and The General goes for the pin.
The ref goes for the count.
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Here is your winner by pinfall, The General of the Monkey Army!
The General’s music hits as Jonathan Michaels emerges from backstage with Tinkers, who he allows to run to The General’s loving embrace.
Well, it took all night, but finally, The General get’s the win!
What a match that was Gorilla!
Indeed it was Jess. And the night’s not over yet! We will have our main event, the Chamber of Horrors match for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship in just a moment!
We see Tyfo, Boiler Room Brawler, and Two Guys Who Seriously Rock walking out of what appeared to be the janitor's closet. As they start walking down the hall, we see WWCF Champion Jazzman warming up for his match
Hey guys, hold on a second, I'll catch up with you a little later.
Tyfo walks up to Jazzman
Well look at this.....it's the "champ"! I hope your enjoying your last few minutes with that title.
What makes you think this is it for me. My reign has just begun.
No, your so-called reign ends right here tonight. littlenaitch is the elite of this business, just like me he was chosen by the guys at the top because he was the best. So tonight, he'll have no problem taking care of you.
That's not quite how I see it, because I'm on top of my game, and tonight there's no way I leave here without this title.
So you've got a little confidence in you, that's good. That's what you need to be at the top. *Tyfo lifts up the Money in the Bank briefcase* But the problem is even if you do make it past littlenaitch tonight, when your the champion, you may never know when or where that next challenge may appear from. Have a good night....."champ".
Tyfo walks away smiling as Jazzman stares him down as he leaves
Chamber of Horrors Match for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship: Little Naitch V. Jazzman (c)
Special Referee: Seth Drakin
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the special referee for this match.
*Unicron Medley*
He is a former WWCF World Champion and the CEO of the World WrestleCrap Federation, Seth Drakin!
The fans shower Seth with boos as he walks down the ramp towards the cage, accompanied by Commissioner Morton.
*New Blackjacks Theme*
The crowd comes to their feet as Little Naitch makes his way towards the ring.
Here we go Jess. Remember, Little Naitch never received his rematch after losing the Championship to Seth Drakin.
But can Naitch trust Seth Drakin, Gorilla? That’s the question. At GookerMania, Naitch retired Seth. Will we see Seth try to get some payback tonight?
*Lilac Lane*
Jazzman makes his entrance to an ovation that almost matches the one Naitch received.
The fans showing their love for the World Champion!
Gorilla, this has all the potential to be one of the greatest WWCF World Championship matches ever!
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the main event of Night of the Wrestling Zombies 2009!
The following contest is the Chamber of Horrors match! And it is for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship!
In this match, anything goes. In order to win, one competitor must place his opponent in the Chair of Torture and pull the Fatal Lever. This will render his opponent helpless. The man who does this will be declared the winner, and the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion!
Introducing first, the challenger. From Las Vegas, Nevada. He weighs in at 235 pounds. Little Naitch!
Naitch steps forward and raises his arms for the crowd.
And his opponent. From Fulton, New York. Weighing in at 206 pounds. He is the reigning, and defending, WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, Jazzman!
Jazzman holds up the belt for the crowd to see. Seth takes the title and hands it to Commissioner Morton. Morton holds up the belt, then takes a seat at ringside. Naitch and Jazzman face off, as Seth signals for the bell.
The Champion and challenger tie up and fight for position. Naitch backs Jazzman in the corner, but before he can go for the knife edge chops, Seth orders them to break. Naitch yells at Seth and Jazzman takes advantage, backing Naitch up with some chops of his own. The fans shout “WOO!!!” on each chop, but when Naitch ends up in the corner, Seth forces Jazzman back. Seth brings them back to the center of the ring and they tie up again. Jazzman shoots Naitch into the ropes. Naitch comes back, ducking a clothesline from Jazzman, and hitting a flying forearm! He follows up with an elbow drop, then pulls Jazzman up and throws him to the outside. He goes to follow him, but Seth stops him and starts counting Jazzman out.
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What is he doing?! There are no count outs in this match!
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Jazzman rolls back in the ring. They lock up once more and Naitch applies a side headlock. Naitch shoves him off into the ropes. Jazzman comes back with a shoulder tackle, knocking Naitch to the mat, but he’s right back up again. He charges, but the Champion catches him and back body drop’s him over the top rope. Seth stops Jazzman from going after him and begins counting, as the crowd boos.
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Why is he doing this?! He knows the rules of the match!
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Naitch rolls back in, but Jazzman meets him with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a dropkick, knocking Naitch through the ropes. Seth begins counting, but Jazzman shoves him aside and follows Naitch to the outside! Naitch meets Jazzman with punches and chops, and Jazzman responds in kind. Seth leaves the ring and tries to break it up. While everyone is on the outside, the Chair of Torture begins to lower.
Alright! Here we go Gorilla! Business is about to pick up!
Jazzman rams Naitch’s head into the side of the cage, as Seth pleads with them to bring it back in the ring. Jazzman obliges, rolling Naitch back in. Jazzman climbs to the top rope and dives off with a forearm, but Naitch moves! Jazzman lands on his feet, but turns into a chop from the challenger! Naitch hit’s a couple more chops, then slams Jazzman to the mat!
Little Naitch building momentum now, Jess!
Naitch bounces off the ropes with a knee drop, then pulls Jazzman up and sits him in the Chair! Seth tries to stop him, but Naitch shoves him out of the way. He begins strapping Jazzman in, but the Champion kicks him away and get’s out of the chair. Jazzman fires off some punches at Naitch, then hit’s a spinebuster! Seth tries to get Jazzman to pin him, but Jazzman ignores him and tries to strap Naitch into the chair. Seth, seeing no other choice, goes to the outside and stands in front of the Fatal Lever. Jazzman get’s Naitch strapped in and goes for the Lever, but Seth is blocking him!
Seth Drakin does not want the match to end according to the rules!
I bet it’s because of the new sponsor he signed, Gorilla! An electrocution live on PPV probably wouldn’t look good!
Jazzman and Seth argues, while Naitch desperately tries to break free. Jazzman gives in and rolls back in the ring. Seth follows, but Jazzman suddenly darts to the outside and flips the switch!
LOOK OUT!!!!
Naitch braces himself, but… nothing happens.
Jazzman looks confused, while both Naitch and Seth breathe a sigh of relief, though for different reasons. The crowd starts booing.
Well, that certainly was anticlimactic.
Well, it’s live PPV folks, what else can we say?
Referee Spud Johnson runs down to the ring to help Seth get Naitch unstrapped, as a technical assistant comes out to fix the problem with the switch. As Spud and Seth get Naitch free, Jazzman dives at all three of them and takes Naitch down.
Jazzman hammers Naitch with punches and elbows, then pulls him up. He goes for Takin’ The A-Train, but Naitch reverses it, takes out the leg, Figure Four! Jazzman struggles to get out of it, but Naitch cinches it in good! Jazzman manages to turn over on his stomach, but Naitch quickly reverses the reversal! Jazzman tries to get him back over, but Naitch isn’t about to give him another chance! Finally, Jazzman screams in frustration and powers out of it! Both men back up, they trade punches in the center of the ring, and the fans are eating it up!
“LET’S GO JAZZMAN! LET’S GO NAITCH!”
“LET’S GO JAZZMAN! LET’S GO NAITCH!”
“LET’S GO JAZZMAN! LET’S GO NAITCH!”
Naitch get’s the better of the exchange and hit’s a flurry of chops! He shoots Jazzman into the ropes, Jazzman ducks the clothesline, Jazzman comes back with a running knee lift! Naitch back up, Jazzman throws him into the corner, Takin’ The A-Train!
There it is, Jess! He hit’s the Takin’ The A-Train!
But Gorilla, he still needs to get him in the Chair! And hope the switch works!
Jazzman drags Naitch to the chair, as the TA continues working on the switch. Spud goes to see how it’s coming, but Seth grabs him and hit’s the Tale’s End! The TA is almost done with the switch, but Seth grabs him and shoves him back! Jazzman get’s Naitch strapped in the chair, as the TA get’s to his feet.
Oh my! Gorilla, do you see what I see?!
I do, Jess! It’s Jonathan Michaels!
He said he was gonna keep an eye on Seth, one way or another!
Jazzman goes for the Fatal Lever, but Seth tries to block him! Jazzman tries to push past, but Seth threatens to throw the match out if Jazzman touches him! Suddenly, Michaels pushes Seth out of the way and holds him back, Jazzman thinks fast and pulls the lever!
HERE WE GO!!!!
The chair erupts with sparks and pyro, culminating in one huge explosion!
The bell rings.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILL WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, Jazzman!
Unbelievable, Jess! Jazzman get’s the win inside the Chamber of Horrors!
But look at Seth! He looks like he might explode just like that Chair did!
Seth is fuming, as Jonathan makes his way up the ramp, a huge smile on his face.
As EMTs are checking on Naitch, Jazzman walks over. Naitch is aware enough to grab Jazzman’s hand and raise it in the air as the crowd applauds both men.
Fans, it’s been quite a night! For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss! Goodnight!
Credits: Evil M, Boiler Room Brawler, YellowJacket, “Evil La Parka”/D-Day Dave, Seth Drakin, Aaron Enigma, Starshine, M.O.P., Above Average, and King Colt
