Monday Niteraw - September 21, 2009

Monday NiteRaw September 21, 2009

Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, Sir Jesse King!

Gorilla, GookerMania II is next week! I‘m pumped!

As am I Jess! Eight huge matches are confirmed for the show and we‘ll talk about them later.

Gorilla, at last year‘s GookerMania, we saw the very first Inferno TLC match, where Evil M, then known as Evil Masked wordlifeecw, defeated Little Naitch and King Motor-Colt. Now tonight, the former Story-mates, M and Colt will meet in the same type of match!

Also, Aaron Enigma and The Boiler Room Brawler will be competing in separate Pick Your Poison matches!

Not only that, the WWCF World Tag Team Championships are on the line, when Two Guys Who Seriously Rock take on The Deadly and The Sinful in a No Count Outs match!

Plus, The General of the Monkey Army battles Square in singles competition.

And WWCF newcomer Sparks makes his in ring debut, facing the WWCF World Champion, Jazzman!

But before all that, The Boiler Room Brawler has sent in this week’s installment of the Boiler Room!


*The Boiler Room*

Welcome to another episode of my show, The Boiler Room.

I'm joined today by Corporate's bona fide Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!

Welcome!

Good to be here, Brawler. It certainly is uh... cozy here.

After 10 months Corporate has finally wrenched the belt from Above Average.

You are a shining example that Corporate takes you places but what lies in store for you now?

Well, defending this championship is definitely at the top of my list. My first major defense is against Above Average's partner, Motor-Colt, at Gookermania.

Motör-Colt, huh? You think you can beat him?

I KNOW I can beat him! I might not have as long a reign as Above Average did, but I'm sure as hell going to last more than a month. The Inter-Forum title is staying around my waist, and if Motor-Colt wanted it so badly, he could've been a man and challenged his partner for it.

Why do you think he didn't?

Isn't it obvious, Brawler? He's insecure! The Story, a stable named after him, is on life support. Evil M's abandoned him. Aaron Enigma was forced to leave. And for the first time since he got that pitiful band together, they don't hold a single championship belt. It's obvious he only wants this title because it's a safety blanket for him. And because he wants to beat his own partner to being the first ever Triple Crown Champion.

He's been the glass ceiling in this business for months on end, and he's scared that his own best friend is going to step out of his shadow.

Speaking* of Aaron Enigma, we're meeting at Gookermania in a TLC match! But before that he's put me in a pick your own, poison match. You've known him for quite some time. Do you have any insight on who he'll pick?

Well, actually Brawler... I already know who he's picking. He told me.

Who, dammit? Who will it be?

*M.O.P. gets a small smile on his face and looks around the audience first*

Well, your Pick Your Poison opponent for next week is uh... me.

*The crowd cheers as M.O.P. shrugs his shoulders with a grin on his face.*

*Incredulous, BRB takes a step back, then regains his composure*

Turning Corporate brother against Corporate brother, I see!

M.O.P., if we are going to have our match tonight, then you had best get out of here, before I commit, Corporate fratricide!
See you in the ring, Brawler!

Get out of here!

This concludes, the Boiler Room!


Pick Your Poison match: The Boiler Room Brawler V. Aaron Enigma’s choice

*I’m So Bad(Baby I Just Don’t Care)*
This bout is set for one fall and it is a Pick Your Poison match! Introducing first, he is the Boiler Room Brawler!

*Take The Power Back plays as Aaron enters to a huge pop carrying a mic. He speaks*

Well well Brawler here we are 7 days away from Gookermania II and our TLC match. However I hope you don't feel that you can overlook your match tonight. You will find yourself sorely mistaken if you do. You see, your opponent tonight, well he's a fighter, and more importantly, two weeks ago he was a winner. So Brawler, here is your opponent for tonight, The Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!

Painkiller plays as M.O.P. makes his way to the ring.

*Aaron makes his way to the commentary table*

Look King, we're about to be joined by the Head Detective himself.

I see that Gorilla, but I'm wondering if he has a second motive for being here tonight. You've seen the last two weeks he's attacked Brawler.

Well you can ask him yourself King. Welcome Aaron!

Thanks you two, it's great to be here. I can't wait to see how this match will turn out.

Speaking of that, why M.O.P.? I mean he is a member of Corporate with Brawler.

I wouldn't worry about that King. You see, sometimes the team you are in has problems. I mean, look at me and Above Average. He took advantage of me twice in one night.

I guess you are right, let's get to action.

Brawler smiles thinking M.O.P. will let him win and the two will double team Aaron. He walks up to M.O.P., thinking he will lie down. However, M.O.P. refuses to budge from his spot. Brawler looks confused and then looks angry. He shoves M.O.P. and yells at him to lie down. However, M.O.P. responds with a kick to the midsection. He quickly goes for a DDT.

What was that all about Aaron? What do you have schemed?

I'm offended that you would assume that I have played a part in this match. I haven't told M.O.P. to do anything. That's his fighting spirit. Come Sunday my friend King Motor Colt is going to see just how much of a fighter M.O.P. is. Now if you will excuse me, I have something I need to do.

*Aaron gets up from the table and walks towards the ring apron.

M.O.P. picks up Brawler and attempts the Corporate Driver, however Brawler blocks it. He lifts up M.O.P. for a suplex. However, M.O.P. flips through it and pushes Brawler out of the ring. Brawler stands up and goes to get back into the ring but looks at Aaron standing there. He charges at Aaron and Aaron ducks a clothesline. Brawler manages to slow down but Aaron clocks him in the gut with a big knee. The ref calls for the bell and M.O.P. is disqualified.

Aaron throws Brawler into the ring and gets in. Brawler gets to his feet and looks at M.O.P. Still seeing the opportunity to double team he looks at M.O.P. He nods in return at Brawler and the two charge Aaron. The two men beat Aaron into a corner and lay into him with stomps and kicks. Aaron is beaten into submission in the corner. The crowd boos as Brawler and M.O.P. stand tall in the ring. Brawler holds his hand out and M.O.P. shakes it. Suddenly though, M.O.P. delivers a toe kick to Brawler and HITS THE CORPORATE DRIVER ON BRAWLER!

Brawler lies on the mat in pain and shock as Aaron gets to his feet. He shakes M.O.P.'s hand and asks for a mic. He looks at the downed Brawler and speaks.

Did you really think that you were going to get one over on the Head Detective? I know everything including quite a bit that you don't. I'm sure right now you are wondering "Why M.O.P? Why?" Well I can answer that for you. His respect for me, is greater than his tolerance for you. You see, he never liked how you basically waltzed in to Corporate when he had to work hard in this company to get noticed.

Anyways, that's for him to talk about. Right now I have some information. I have eliminated another suspect in the Corporate Traitor case. Brawler, you are not the traitor. Of course that meant that I didn't care whether I hurt you or not. Come Sunday, I'll be taking my files back and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

See you later tonight. Hope your opponent was as helpful to you as mine was to me.

*Aaron drops the mic and he and M.O.P. shake hands again*

Aaron Enigma get’s one over on BRB for now, but later on he has his own match to worry about.

After what just happened Gorilla, BRB’s gotta be out for vengeance.

We’ll have to wait and see, but up next, Square battles The General of the Monkey Army!


The General of the Monkey Army V. Square

The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

(King Kong 2004 Theme)
Introducing first, being accompanied by his pet monkey Tinker and hailing from Lansing, Michigan, weighing 225 pounds...THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!

(I Don't Care)
And his opponent, from Preston in England, weighing 210 pounds...SQUARE!

- As General sets Tinker down in the corner, Square attacks from behind with clubbing blows to the back. He wails on General in the corner, and then hits a Stinger splash. He goes for a quick win, but only gets a 1 count. Square takes it to the mat with a side headlock takeover. General gets to his feet and hits elbows to the gut, but gets taken out with a big clothesline by Square, followed by a dropkick which sends General out of the ring. Square hits his Dropkick Suicide Dive, and then gestures to the crowd.

- Square rams General into the apron, and then tries to whip him into the barricade, but it is reversed. General headbutts Square down, and lays in with kicks, before rolling into the ring to break the count. General goes to attack Square as he gets onto the apron, but gets hung neck first across the top rope. Square goes for a springboard move, but is met with a boot from General while in mid-air.

- General whips Square into the corner, and then brings him out with a standing clothesline. He lays some elbows into the arm of Square, before locking in an armbar submission. Square refuses to tap out, and eventually manages to grab the bottom rope. This raises the ire of the General, who delivers an aggressive running kneelift for a near-fall. General then goes back to the arm, this time applying a Fujiwara style armbar. Square struggles yet again, but he also manages to get to the ropes for a second time.

- A frustrated General hits a monkey flip, before ascending to the top rope. However, he misses a diving headbutt attempt. Square crawls over to make the cover, but General kicks out at 2. Square hits lariat, and then himself flies off the top rope, succesfully hitting a diving cross body, which the General again kicks out of at 2. Square scoops up General for the L7, but General slides out of the predicament, and hits a back suplex.

- Both men get to their feet groggily, and General runs straight into an overhead belly to belly suplex, for yet another close near-fall. Square goes for a suplex, but General blocks it and hits one of his own. He goes for the Monkey Wrench submission, but Square quickly recognises the threat, and wildly kicks his legs to try and escape, which he eventually does, sending the General into the corner. Square charges in, but General evades it, before hitting a monkeyflip out of the corner. He makes the cover, but gets about 2.8, much to his chagrin.

- General chastises the referee for the count. As Square gets to his feet, General winds up for the Monkey Paw, but Square ducks under it. Suddenly, Square nails the Squareplosion! He makes the cover and gets the 1...2....3.

Here is your winner....SQUARE!

If I were Starshine, I’d be nervous headed into GookerMania. Square is ready and as has been said, he has nothing to lose in this match.

Starshine doesn’t sweat Square, Gorilla. He beat him at Rumble in the Jungle and he’ll do it again at GookerMania!

Only time will tell. Up next, WWCF World Champion Jazzman battles the newcomer Sparks!


Jazzman V. Sparks

Ladies and gentlemen, the following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Sevierville, TN in his Nite-Raw debut, this is ... SPARKS!

*Pull Me Under by Dream Theatre plays as Sparks and his pet spider make their way to ringside*

This youngster might have alot of talent, but he's going to have a mountain to climb tonight.

And his opponent, he is the WWCF Champion... JAZZMAN!

*'Lilac Lane' hits as the WWCF Champion comes out to the ring*

The two men meet in the center of the ring as the crowd chants for Jazzman, he runs up on the turnbuckle to get an ovation from the crowd.

Sparks then matches suit as he runs up the turnbuckle for the crowd to cheer him. Jazzman runs up behind Sparks and rolls him up with a springboard sunset flip.

1
2
3?!?!

Jazzman looks shocked as we go back to the announcer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner... JAZZMAN.

*Jazzman asks for the mic as Sparks looks shocked and on the verge of tears*

Look Sparks, I told you that you would learn something from this experience. I'm sad that it had to end this way, but that's the breaks. I look forward to watching you progress through this company, and you've now got a friend in me.

*Jazzman throws down the mic and lifts Sparks' hand*

Nice show of sportsmanship by the World Champion, Jess.

You have to wonder if he’ll show the same respect to Above Average next week at GookerMania.

Jazzman is a professional. There is no doubt in my mind that he will show Above Average as much respect as he did Sparks here tonight.


Little Naitch is walking down the hall when suddenly Seth Drakin jumps his from behind! Security runs over to restrain the two as they try to break free, screaming and swearing at each other the whole time.


A lot of bad blood between the two former World Champions and at GookerMania II, it all comes to a head in a No Holds Barred retirement match.

Right now, we’d like take a special look at the feud between Seth Drakin and Little Naitch, which dates back to last November, as the height of the Stable Warz!


As the song plays, a video highlighting all the big moments in the Seth-Naitch feud plays. When it ends, the crowd pops huge.

At GookerMania, it all comes to an end, as one man will be forced to retire. We’ll be right back.


No Count Outs match for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship: The Deadly and The Sinful V. Two Guys Who Seriously Rock

The following contest is a No Count Outs match, and it is for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship!

*Agent of Chaos*
Introducing first the challengers, the team of Legion and Koda, the Deadly and The Sinful!

*Cherub Rock*
And their opponents, they are the reigning and defending WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Starshine and Cthulhu, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!

The lights dim as Starshine appears on stage, but Cthulhu is nowhere to be seen.

Déjà vu, Jess.

Starshine approaches the ring as the lights come up, revealing Cthulhu, in full superhero attire, perched on the top rope! Koda and Legion are watching Starshine, who points behind them. They turn and Cthulhu meets them with a double flying clothesline!

And here we go!

Cthulhu brawls with Legion while Starshine dives in the ring and attack’s Koda. Legion tosses Cthulhu to the outside and pulls Starshine off of Koda. As Cthulhu gets to his feet, Legion picks Starshine up and launches him onto his partner on the outside!

The challengers looking good in the early going, Jess!

Legion baseball slide’s Starshine into the guardrail, while Koda leaps over the top rope onto Cthulhu! Legion grabs Cthulhu and whips him into Starshine, then hit’s a running splash on both men! Koda tosses Starshine back in. Legion continues to work over Cthulhu on the outside as Koda climbs to the top rope and hit’s a split legged moonsault on Starshine! Cover!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Koda tosses Starshine in the corner and monkey flips him to the mat! Legion tosses Cthulhu back in and Koda nails him with the Rolling Thunder! Cover!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Legion picks Starshine up and choke bombs him! Foot on the chest!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Koda and Legion shoot Starshine into the ropes and catch him with a double hiptoss! Koda then goes to the top rope, but Cthulhu pulls his leg and he crotches on the top rope! Legion clothesline’s Cthulhu over the top rope and follows him to the outside. Koda tries to free himself from the top turnbuckle, but Starshine climbs up and superplexes him! Both men are down, as Legion hoists Cthulhu up on his shoulder! He runs towards the ringpost, but the superhero slides free and rams Legion headfirst into the post! He rolls back in the ring and covers Koda.

1!
2!
Kickout!

Starshine pulls himself up and signals to Cthulhu, who puts Koda up on his shoulders! Starshine goes for the Shock Rock, but Koda kicks him away and victory roll’s Cthulhu!

1!
2!
Starshine breaks it up! He grabs Koda, Starblind! Cover!

1!
2!
3!

Here are your winners and STILL WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!

Starshine holds up the belts as Cthulhu poses heroically.

And another tough break for Koda and Legion. They had the match well in hand, but Starshine and Cthulhu’s underhanded methods caught up with them in the long run.

Gorilla, that’s why they’re the Champions. They can take any situation and turn it in their favor.

There’s turning it in their favor and then there’s cheating, but I digress.

Coming up next, the second Pick Your Poison match, as Aaron Enigma takes on Boiler Room Brawler’s handpicked opponent.


Pick Your Poison match: Aaron Enigma V. The Boiler Room Brawler’s pick

"Know Your Enemy" by Rage Against The Machine hits the speakers and Aaron Enigma enters the arena and to the stage to a crowd pop.

"I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care)" by Motorhead plays, with BRB coming out to boos.

*He waits for the crowd to calm down before speaking.*

Aaron... Enigma...
Using my Corporate brother...

*BRB's eye ticks*

M.O.P., against me, BRB?

Well played, Aaron Enigma, I should have known.

For your opponent though, I am going to demonstrate Corporate's benevolence.

Come on out... "Champagne"... Jay... Carroll!

*Panic Switch*

*Jay Carroll grins at BRB before heading down to the ring to mixed reactions from the general unexpectedness of his appearance*

The bell rings and Jay and Aaron lock up. Boiler Room Brawler stands on the outside in quiet contemplation. Aaron gets the advantage and lock in a headlock, but Jay breaks it. He throws Aaron into the ropes and Aaron grabs them. Jay charges at Aaron and he flips Jay over the top rope. Jay lands on his feet but Aaron leaps over the ropes onto him. Aaron is about to attack him further, but Boiler Room Brawler comes from behind with a chair and hits Aaron! The bell sounds for a disqualification but Brawler isn't finished.

He pulls Aaron into the ring and stands him up. He hits Aaron in the face with a chair but Aaron refuses to fall. Brawler jumps to the top rope looking down at a dazed Aaron. He hits Aaron with a diving spear and Aaron lies motionless in the ring. Boiler Room Brawler tells Jay to grab a table which he does. Brawler goes to attack Aaron but Aaron suddenly jumps up and hits an STO on Brawler. Jay sets up a table on the outside of the ring, but is attacked from behind by Aaron. Aaron hits a reverse STO on Jay and then turns around to get back in the ring. He turns around and BRAWLER HITS A SPEAR! AARON GOES THROUGH THE TABLE. Brawler gets up slowly and looks solemnly at the downed Aaron. He grabs a mic and speaks right into his face.

A chair shot to the back, and a spear through a table are a sneak preview of Gookermania, Aaron... Enigma...!

All that's left is for me, BRB, to go up that ladder, and claim the next Corporate member: you!

I gotta hand it to your independent efforts, but I can see it in your eyes, Aaron, you get it now.

The Sam knows that I work in mysterious ways, and he also would rather that the Corporate traitor be discovered from Corporate's own resources.

You seem to have gotten it for a while now: this has been a ruse to make you join Corporate [i]and to weaken The Story[/i]!

*Aaron Enigma glares at BRB, indicating that he has in fact figured this all out*

First, Above Average betrayed you for the Inter-Forum Title.

Then my Corporate brother...

*BRB's eye ticks again*

M.O.P. ... brought your spirits up.

And then... the best part?

You put your very affiliation on the line for those clues!

And at Gookermania, my plans will finally be complete when I get the briefcase and You. Join. Corporate!

*BRB drops the mic and leaves as his music hits again*

Dammit, it was a trick all along!

And Aaron Enigma fell for it, hook line and sinker! And at GookerMania, the head detective will be forced to join Corporate! I love it!

Well, we’ll see. But at GookerMania, Aaron Enigma will face the Brawler in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, with Aaron’s future hanging in the balance! But up next, it’s a blowtorch hanging in the balance! It’s the Inferno TLC match! Evil M V. Motor-Colt, and it’s our main event!


The NiteRaw before GookerMania, Colt and Wordlife in the same ring together... Do you feel it?

Do you feel anything special about this? Well do you Wordlife?

Asking yourself "What makes this so important?", well besides the fact that it's two old friends facing off in their true rubber match right before the biggest show of them all, in the first match they ever faced off in against each other, the brutal Inferno TLC match?

Exactly one year ago, last years NiteRaw before GookerMania I, I made my debut here in the WWCF, against LittleNaitch. And in that match, after some interfering on your behalf I was victorious. My first night in this business you gave me a big win and held my hand high in victory... A week later we met in the Inferno TLC with LittleNaitch. Later that night The Story was formed...

This is the One Year Anniversary of The Story on Page One, so what better way to celebrate it by reliving how it all began...

Once again, it ends with my hand being held up high...


Inferno TLC match: King Motor-Colt V. Evil M

The following is an Inferno TLC match!

*Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em*
Introducing first, from The Daily Story-

*Thunderstruck*

Evil M charges at Colt, but Colt sees him coming and back body drops his former stablemate on the ramp! Colt drags Evil to the ring, but instead of rolling him in, he grabs a chair! Colt waits for Evil to stand up, then cracks him in the head with the chair! Colt then picks up a ladder and slides it in the ring. He then picks up Evil and hit’s the Story on Page One on the arena floor!

Evil M is down and this one could be over before it even begins!

Colt enters the ring, climbs the ladder, and pulls down the blowtorch! He then goes to the outside, preparing to finish Evil M. He brings the torch near Evil’s face… but Evil grabs Colt by the throat and sits up! Colt drops the torch, but kicks Evil in the midsection, forcing him to let go! Colt grabs the chair and swings, but Evil moves, causing Colt to hit the ringpost! Evil backdrops Colt on the floor! With his opponent down, M grabs a table and sets it up at ringside, then uses the blowtorch to set the table on fire!

Whoa! It’s getting a little too hot in here for me, Gorilla!

Evil drags Colt into the ring and pulls him towards the ropes, but Colt breaks free and hit’s a jawbreaker, followed by a Million Dollar kneelift! As Evil get’s up, Colt catches him with a neckbreaker, then signals to the audience that this is it. Colt slowly begins climbing the ladder, as Evil get’s to his feet. Evil sees Colt climbing and begins making his way up the other side. The two men are at the top of the ladder trading punches, when Amigo suddenly comes through the crowd and tips the ladder over, causing both men to go through the flaming table!

OH MY GOD!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!

Officials run out to check on both men as Amigo taunts the crowd. Jonathan Michaels and M.O.P. run out as well as Amigo retreats through the crowd. Jonathan and M.O.P. look on as the medical staff checks the condition of their GookerMania opponents, as NiteRaw comes to an end.


Credits: Boiler Room Brawler, M.O.P., Aaron Enigma, Headbanger Man, Jazzman, Evil M, and King Motor-Colt