Monday Niteraw - October 19, 2009
10/29/09
We open with footage from last week of Seth Drakin being announced as the new CEO of WWCF, followed by the NiteRaw opening video.
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Tonight we have an amazing show lined up!
We certainly do Gorilla! Jesse King here folks. Tonight, the hot young newcomer Yellow Jacket battles Little Naitch in our main event!
What a match that is sure to be. Also tonight, another newcomer will be in action, as “Damn Right” Jackson battles King Motor-Colt!
Over the last few weeks, we’ve seen four tag teams battle it out for an opportunity to compete for the Tag Team Titles at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
Tonight, the number one contenders round robin concludes, as The Resistance battle Amigo and Sparks, as well as Aaron Enigma and M.O.P taking on TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
And to kick things off, we have The General of the Monkey Army taking on Cage King in a Hardcore Match!
Hardcore match: Cage King V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following contest is a hardcore match!
Hold on just a minute… ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that, due to the WWCF’s new family-friendly approach, this match is no longer a hardcore match.
The crowd boos in disapproval.
Well that bites.
I wonder who made that decision.
*King Kong 2004*
Introducing first, from Lansing, Michigan, being accompanied by Tinkers the Monkey, he is The General of the Monkey Army!
Cage King walks out performing his theme song.
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, The Cage King!
As Cage King enters the ring, The General pounce on him right away, hammering him with punches and kicks. Referee Spud Johnson pulls him off and allows Cage King to get in the ring. As Spud calls for the bell, The General goes back on the attack, pummeling Cage King as Spud tries to get the match under control. The General finally backs up, allowing Spud to help Cage King to his feet. As soon as King is standing, The General charges him with a clothesline, knocking him back to the mat. The General picks Cage King up and tosses him to the outside. On the arena floor, The General rams Cage King’s head into the security railing, while Spud tries to restore order. The General shoves Spud out of the way, and hammers Cage King with a chair shot. Spud calls for the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee Spud Johnson has disqualified The General of the Monkey Army.
The General continues his attack on Cage King until more referees come out and pull him off.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been asked to make the following announcement. Due to tonight’s match being changed without prior notice, and because of the results of this match, at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, it will be Cage King V. The General of the Monkey Army in a Hardcore Horror match, which will feature weapons based off of those used in horror movies.
The crowd cheers this announcement.
Well, that should be one hell of a match for Night of the Wrestling Zombies, huh Jess?
Absolutely Gorilla. Hardcore Horrors, who knows what kind of weapons we’ll see in that one!
*We cut backstage to see Tyfo, Boiler Room Brawler, and Two Guys Who Seriously Rock standing outside the CEO's office*
Tyfo: "Why is the door locked? Does anybody have a key?"
BRB: "Who would lock the door?"
Cthulhu: "This is our spot, what the hell is going on?"
Starshine: "Try it again, maybe it was just jammed"
*New WWCF Commissioner Jessica Morton walks up*
Tyfo: "Finally, did you know this door has been locked for the past two hours!?"
Jessica: "You guys have been standing here for two hours?"
BRB: "Uh, yeah. Where else would we be?"
Cthulhu: "This is our spot!!"
Starshine: "Yeah, where have you been, shouldn't we be talking over some strategy or something?"
Jessica: "Guys, I have a lot on my mind right now with Naitch and Jazzman, I don't have time for this, good night"
*Jessica unlocks the office door and heads inside and the group tries to walk in with her*
Jessica: "Where do you guys think your going?"
Cthulhu: "To our spot!"
Jessica: "Sorry guys, but now this is MY spot"
Tyfo: "Maybe you don't get it, but we always change and get ready in the office. Come on, we don't have time to mess around!"
Jessica: "I think the locker rooms are down the hall and to the left"
BRB: "...locker rooms?"
Starshine: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't use the locker rooms with everybody else, that's ridiculous! There's no way I'm using the shower after TTS again. You can probably still smell it from when he-"
Tyfo: *Immediately Interrupts* "Are you saying that we can't come into the office anymore?"
Jessica: "That's exactly what I'm saying, now move along, all of you"
Tyfo: "We are the Corporate elite here, we are the best in this company. I mean hell, these guys, they are the World Tag Team Champions, and I could be YOUR World Heavyweight Champion at any given moment as long as this briefcase is in my hands. Just last night, we knocked off the Deadly & Sinful, the Hardcore Champion AND the World Champion, all in one match! Now...are you going to let us in or not!"
Jessica: "Like I said, the locker rooms are that way.....good night"
*Commissioner Jessica Morton slams the office door and locks it*
BRB: "What in the hell just happened?"
Starshine: "She can't do that....we're the Corporate Team! We have belts, a suitcase, and always dress smart casual."
Tyfo: "That bitch can't treat us like this! Come on, let's go, I'm sick of staring at this damn door!"
*Tyfo yelling through the door*
"Alright, we'll go for now, but at least tell us what we've got for tonight"
*Jessica from inside the office*
"None of you are booked for the show tonight"
*All four look at each other puzzled*
BRB: "Not booked? Not... booked?"
Starshine: "But, we are the damn show!"
Tyfo: "Whatever then, let's get the hell out of here and go slash somebody's tires or something."
Cthulhu: "But......that's our SPOT!!!"
*The four walk off dumbfounded*
Tag Team Round Robin: Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. V. TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll
The following is the first of the final two matches in the Tag Team Round Robin!
*Take The Power Back*
Introducing first, the team of Aaron Enigma and the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion M.O.P.!
*Panic Room*
And their opponents, “Champagne” Jay Carroll and the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion, TTS!
Aaron starts the match against TTS. The two quickly lock up and Aaron takes the advantage with a headlock. TTS tries to push him off but Aaron flips into a headlock takeover. TTS gets back up and attempts to get up but Aaron stops him with a clubbing back blow and throws him into his corner. He tags in M.O.P. and he gets in the ring, trading blows with TTS and hitting him with a suplex. TTS manages to get up quickly and scrambles to tag in Jay.
Jay gets in and locks up with M.O.P., however Jay breaks it quickly with a kick to the stomach, followed by a clubbing back blow. He then runs off the ropes to attempt a running knee but M.O.P. counters with an explosive clothesline. He picks up Jay and locks in an abdominal stretch. Jay manages to escape it quickly and nails M.O.P. with a european uppercut, sending him reeling into Jay's corner. Jay then acts like his eye is hurt and the ref checks on him. Meanwhile TTS chokes M.O.P. in the corner and Aaron gets in the ring to help. The ref pushes Aaron out while Jay and TTS double team M.O.P. Jay tags in TTS
TTS gets in the ring and chokes M.O.P. in front of the ref, breaking at four and half. He lifts up M.O.P. and attempts to hit a vertical suplex, however M.O.P. counters and attempts to hit one of his own. TTS flips through it and pushes M.O.P. into the ropes. He follows up with a knee to the spine and M.O.P. falls to the 2nd rope. TTS uses the ropes to choke him right in front of Aaron, who attempts to get in the ring again but the ref stops it. TTS drags M.O.P. over to Jay and tags him in.
Jay gets into the ring and attempts to suplex M.O.P., however, M.O.P. counters it and hits a big enziguri. He crawls over to Aaron and tags him in. Aaron jumps in the ring and grabs Jay before he can tag in TTS. He throws Jay into a corner and hits a corner spear on him. Then he grabs Jay and hits the reverse STO, following up with Extreme Interrogation. However, TTS gets in the ring and breaks the hold. This prompts M.O.P. to enter the ring and run at TTS, but the ref stops it. During this, TTS grabs his Heatz title and attempts to hit Aaron with it, but he ducks under it. TTS throws the title aside so he doesn't get disqualified. However, Jay comes up from behind and hits a reverse DDT on Aaron. The ref watches as Jay tags in TTS.
TTS gets in the ring and attempts to hit a top rope legdrop on Aaron, but Aaron rolls out of the way. He goes for a pin, but Jay gets in to break it up. M.O.P. gets in the ring the clotheslines Jay over the top rope, flipping over with him. Aaron gets up but it grabbed by TTS into a schoolboy pin. The ref begins the count and TTS puts his feet on the ropes for leverage.
1...2...3!
Here are your winners, TTS and "Champagne" Jay Carroll!
TTS stands up and celebrates while Aaron seems to be in shock. TTS and Jay celebrate in the ring. Something inside Aaron snaps and he grabs the Heatz title while TTS isn't looking. He runs up behind Jay and smashes him in the back of the head with the the title. Jay slumps to the grond unconscious. TTS looks to Aaron and gets hit with the belt in the face, also falling to the ground. Aaron however isn't done and places the belt on the ground before lifting up the comatose Heatz champion and hitting him with the Brilliant Deduction, planting him on the title belt.
Aaron grabs a mic and gets in TTS's face.
So, that's how you want to play is it? I warned you of what would happen, but no you didn't listen to me did you? You felt it neccessary to mock me. You come out here every week, spouting about how you want to defile these belts, but not actually defending them? Do you think you are above defending them? No one is worthy of a shot? Well I got a little problem here. See, technically you guys won, and I'm not going to dispute the fact that you used the ropes to do so. This means I don't get to compete next week. However, the week after, my night at Heatz happens to be open. And you see, since you decided to rob me of my tag team title shot, which frankly M.O.P. didn't care about either, I've decided I've got a new goal in mind. Now your Montego Bay Alco-whateverthehell title means nothing to me. However, the Heatz title, I think that would look good wrapped around the waist of WWCF's resident detective.
So here's the deal, the Heatz after Night of the Wrestlng Zombies, it's me vs. you for the Heatz Title. Now I know I don't have the power to make this match. However, I think the WWCF CEO would like to have a smooth transition into his "family-friendly" television era. And unfortunately, you aren't really "family friendly" when you talk to dead animals and cut their heads off to drench the belts in blood. I've sat on the sidelines and watch as somehow, you waltz into fame, winning those belts you have currently. I've bided my time in this company long enough and now I'm hungry for some gold. Unfortunately for you, you are in my sights, and it's time for the Head Detective to get what I feel I deserve after 9 months of blood, sweat and tears in this company.
So Mr. Seth Drakin, I ask you to make this title match official. The Heatz after NotWZ, me vs. TTS for the title. And just to make it fun, let's have that match be conducted under the rules of honor. You see TTS, you claim honor has no place in this company. However, I will prove you wrong, because I'm here to save this company from people like you. How long can this company last with all this needless attacking and cheating? We can entertain the fans much better if we all have a level of respect and honor for this business. Don't you all agree with me?
The fans scream in support of Aaron.
Now I know the fans love to see a good chair shot, a table breaking, and a ladder jump onto a downed opponent. These can still happen, but the idea of them can be different. They should be used when a match dictates the legal use of them. Why try to hit me with a chair, with a title, with a table when you don't have legal use to do so? Why try to cheat to win? If you don't have the balls to face me man to man, you are not deserving of that title. Prove to me that you deserve that title TTS. Prove your love for this business, for this company, for all the fans out there! Otherwise, you'll end up with nothing except a little Extreme Interrogation.
Now, one more thing before I get out of your face TTS. Viva, Stryker, I know you don't like me, and I don't like you. However, that being said, if you win tonight, go to Night of the Wrestling Zombies with this in mind. You said I stole your thunder with Corporate? Well, you are facing off against two members and another ex-member in TTS. Take the thunder back from me, and do what you always wanted to do. Destroy Corporate.
Aaron drops the mic and exits with a slightly shocked looking M.O.P. to the back. He gets to the top of the ramp and looks back at the still motionless TTS and smirks a little bit before walking behind the curtain.
Even in defeat, Aaron Enigma knows how to make a statement.
He certainly does Gorilla. And how about TTS and Jay Carroll challenging for the Tag Team Titles now?
Well, they might have company. Up next, the final match of the series, The Resistance takes on Amigo and Sparks!
*Amigo is in the back with Sparks, both near a Blackboard*
Read it.
*Trembling while doing so*
I will not submit.
I won't let my partner down.
I am but a mere speck to the might of Amigo.
I know the consequences of failing tonight.
Good, now do not fail me.
Tag Team Round Robin: The Resistance V. Amigo and Sparks
The following is the finale of the Tag Team Round Robin!
*Testament - Souls of Black
Amigo and Sparks walk to the ring.
Introducing first, Amigo and Sparks!
*Bagpipes begin blaring through the speakers, lightning strikes and we begin to hear The Safety Dance*
The Resistance walk to the ring.
And their opponents, Stryker and Viva, The Resistance!
Both respective teams discuss who should start the match. Sparks and Stryker will begin the match.
The referee rings the bell.
Sparks and Stryker lock up, and Stryker whips him in to The Resistances' corner. Stryker immediately starts in with vicious chops. He tags in Viva. Viva motions to Stryker to hold him in the corner. Stryker obliges, and Viva hits Sparks with a stunning flying knee.
This must be the new emphasis on teamwork that The Resistance have talked about!
Viva begins stomping Sparks. Sparks is in dire straights, and needs to make a tag. Viva tags in Stryker. Sparks makes a run for his corner but is caught by Stryker and gets hit with a belly-to-back suplex. Stryker locks in a half boston crab, and motions to the ref to see if Sparks is quitting.
"Hell no!"
Stryker locks it in tighter. He motions for the ref to ask again.
"No!!!"
Sparks begins crawling towards his corner. Stryker lets go of the boston crab, and motions for Amigo to come and get some. Amigo gets the hot tag and mows Stryker over with a clothesline. Amigo then drops 3 consecutive elbows on Amigo. He digs in his pants and pulls out brass knuckles, and puts them on his fingers, but is caught by the referee. Stryker gets up and lands a double leg takedown followed by a nasty headbutt. He picks Amigo up and locks in his sleeper hold. Sparks comes in to interfere, but Viva runs him off.
Stryker is standing in the ring, sleeper locked in tight, and just as Amigo is falling out of consciousness, Viva Los Bio Dome nails him with a vicious Purple Sticky Punch.
By god! What was that?! That was absolutely devastating.
They've been working on a tag team finisher for quite some time, King, and they've finally found one. They call it the Biological Stryke, and it's vicious!
Viva heads back to his corner, and Stryker goes for the pin.
1...
2...
3!!!
Your winners, and co-contenders for the WWCF Tag Team Championship, THE RESISTANCE!
The Resistance was absolutely dominating, Jess!
Gorilla, I don’t like the other teams’ chances next week.
*The lights go out and something comes up on the titantron*
He is psycho
He is a crazy
He is a danger to society
He is EVIL
EVIL LA PARKA
On October 26 at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies the WWCF will never be the same. The True Evil One will finally reveal who he really is to the world.
King Motor-Colt V. “Damn Right” Jackson
A video is shown of earlier this week of King Colt and DR Jackson's confrontation in the locker rooms. DR Jackson offered an alliance of sorts with him offering to take out Above Average. Colt told him to stay out of it, Jackson took offence but kept his cool. Before leaving, Jackson gave Colt a bloody tie that Colt believes to have belonged to Above Average. Jackson left saying "Neither Enemy Nor Friend".
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Introducing first, from Adelaide, Australia... Weighing in tonight at 250 pounds, the King of Wrestlecrap. King Colt!
King Colt comes out and panders to the fans more than usual.
"Too black, too strong... Damn right!"
Bring Tha Noise
And his opponent, making his official WWCF Debut, from West Philly, weighing in at 296 pounds... DR Jackson!
Jackson walks out smoking his cigar with sun glasses on, mocking the fans to quite a bit of heat.
The moment the bell rings Jackson slaps Colt to the fans disapproval. Colt laughs and slaps him back to the fans delight. Jackson slaps Colt once again, and instead of slapping back, Colt quickly goes to tackle Jackson down with Jackson over powering him.
This is interesting, it's not very often you see someone over power King Colt like that...
You're right there, the King might've got a little ahead of himself.
Jackson holds Colt down and starts clubbing his back followed by knees to the spine. Colt goes to get up but Jackson hits a running boot to the face and gets a two count. Jackson picks Colt up and hits a few short-arm Lariats followed by a big throw into the corner. Jackson runs to the opposite end and charges at Colt. Colt gets out of the way in time, but Jackson stop and quicky clubs Colt in the back of the head. Jackson picks Colt up and his a quick and easy Body Slam. He picks him up again and does a second. He goes for a third but Colt wriggles out and hits a Russian Leg Sweep and rolls out of the ring to collect himself.
Looks like Colt is quickly giving himself a much needed breather, so far it's been all Jackson...
WHAT IS HE DOING? THE NOBLE KING SHOULD FIGHT, NOT HIDE!
Colt rolls back in as Jackson is getting up and hits a low dropkick to the side of Jackson and attempts a Camel Clutch, but Jackson quickly stands up and shrugs him off. Jackson goes to punch Colt, but Colt blocks it and hits a punch of his own. Jackson goes for another punch, but again Colt blocks it and connects with a kick to the mid section followed by an uppercut sending Jackson down. Colt quickly follows up with a Leg Drop for a two count. Colt picks Jackson up and hits a vertical suplex. Colt then goes to the otherside of the ring and waits for Jackson to get back up, once he does Colt runs towards him aiming for a Shining Wizards, but Jackson catches him with a huge Spear.
My GOD what a Spear!
I think that spear broke the King in half!
Jackson then picks Colt up hits a Oklahoma Slam he goes for the pin.
1!
2!
KICK OUT!
He picks Colt up again and hits a Sidewalk Slam Backbreaker, but doesn't let go. He goes for another, then another before finally dropping Colt down with a Sidewalk Slam. He goes for the pinfall,
1!
2!
But Colt gets his foot to the ropes. Colt struggles to get up but is clearly nursing his back. Jackson goes for another Spear, but Colt ducks out of the way and Jackson goes right into the corner. Colt rolls him up.
1!
2!
KICK OUT!
Colt and Jackson get up at the same time and start going punch for punch, Jackson gets the advantage by raking at Colt's eyes, Jackson kicks Colt in the mid-section and sets him up for a Powerbomb. But Colt quickly drops down and hits a DDT. He goes for the pin again.
1!
2!
KICK OUT AGAIN!
Colt then waits for Jackson to get back up, and once Jackson is back to one knee Colt smashes him with a huge Shining Wizard. But Colt's back gives out on him and both men are down.
1!
2!
3!
4!
Both men have given it their all, I won't be shocked if it ends here...
5!
6!
7!
I wouldn't be surprised at all, however I'm sure the fans and the superstars would be very let down if that were the case.
8!
Both men use the ropes to get up to their feet and the match continues. Colt quickly kicks Jackson in the gut and attempts to hit The Story on Page One, but because of his back he can't quite lift him. Jackson powers out of it and kicks Colt to the mid-section, Jackson attempts another Powerbomb, and again Colt drops down, this time hitting the Jawbreaker. Colt then runs to the ropes and connects with a Million Dollar Knee Lift followed by a neck breaker he goes for the pin.
1!
2!
KICK OUT!
Colt quickly goes to the top rope and signals for the flying forearm...
Poison - The Prodigy
Above Average's music hits and he walks out in a suit with the same blood stained tie. He stares right at Colt and Colt is simply dumbfounded.
What the hell is he doing here!?
I think he's here to exact revenge for DR Jackson's bloody beatdown he gave him last week!
Are you kidding me? Look at him, he looks perfectly fine, I'm sorry but there is no way DR Jackson attacked Above Average, he made the whole thing up!
Above Average then points to Jackson and smiles, Colt quickly collects himself and dives off, but Jackson catches him with a Big Boot. Jackson picks Colt up and hits him with the powerbomb. He goes for the pin...
1!
2!
Jackson stops and lifts Colt's shoulder up and he smiles. The puts Colt on his shoulders and drops down hitting the High Attitude, he hits the move again before locking in the Anxiety Adjustment. After all the abuse Colt's back has suffered, despite trying his hardest to survive in the hold he has no choice but to tap out.
Michael Muffer: The winner of this match as a result of Submission... DR Jackson!
Above Average then walks in the ring and stands over the fallen King Colt. DR Jackson then grabs the mic. Above Average quickly takes it off of him.
Above Average: I would like to personally congradulate DR Jackson on his big win... the first time Colt ever tapped out! Let's hear it for him!
The crowd boos.
I can't believe this, it was all a setup!
DR Jackson takes the mic back...
Now I know what you're thinking, Am I in cahoots with Above Average? Why did I lie to Colt? Well I never actually said I attacked Above Average, he just assumed it and falsely accused me of it. The fascist deserved what happened to him... And as for Above Average?
DR Jackson quickly gets in Above Averages face.
I was only looking out for my own best interests... I said it to Colt and I say it to you... Neither Enemy... Nor Friend! so unless you want this to happen to you, stay out of my way...
DAMN RIGHT!
DR Jackson leaves the ring as Above Average stand over the fallen Colt taunting him.
What do you have to say to that partner, it looks like DR Jackson is his own man... He's not an honest man and I don't like his tactics, but it looks like he's on his own.
Don't you just love it when a plan comes together? Damn Right! Damn Right indeed! How on EARTH is the King going to survive his 2 out of 3 falls match against Above Average now?
Main Event: Little Naitch V. Yellow Jacket
The following contest is set for one fall and it is our MAIN EVENT!!!!
*Going Down In Flames*
Introducing first, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 224 pounds, Yellow Jacket!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the number one contender to the WWCF World Championship, Little Naitch!
Naitch and Yellow Jacket lock up as referee Will Alphonzo signals for the bell. YJ takes Naitch to the mat with an arm drag, then follows up with a running knee to the face. Cover.
1
Kickout.
YJ pulls Naitch up and suplexes him to the mat. He follows up with a knee across the face, then locks on rear chinlock. Naitch struggles, but is able to fight out of it. YJ pulls Naitch back down and tries to apply a neck crank, but Naitch doesn’t give him the chance, hitting a modified stunner, then chop-blocking YJ’s leg out from under him. Naitch goes for the Figure 4, but YJ rolls him up in a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men are back up! YJ charges at Naitch, but get’s back body dropped hard to the mat! Naitch goes back to the leg, but YJ keeps fighting off the Figure Four! Naitch finally get’s the hold locked in, but YJ rolls over and pushes up into the Sharpshooter! Naitch struggles to reach the ropes. YJ leans back, trying to apply more pressure, but Naitch is able to grab the bottom rope. Alphonzo orders YJ to break the hold.
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
“4!”
Yellow Jacket releases Naitch.
YJ pulls Naitch up and goes for a backbreaker, but Naitch counters it with a knee to the face, then a flying forearm! YJ goes down and Naitch locks in the Figure Four! YJ tries to roll him over again, but Naitch keeps it locked in tight! Yellow Jacket struggles, but has no alternative but to tap out!
Here is your winner, Little Naitch!
Naitch celebrates, as Jazzman walks out. Jazzman offers a handshake, which Naitch accepts. The two have a brief staredown, before Yellow Jacket, back on his feet, tackles Naitch from behind! The two brawl, as Jazzman looks on. YJ goes for the Sting(Superkick), but Jazzman shoves Naitch out of the way and takes the hit instead! Naitch throws Yellow Jacket out of the ring and yells for someone to come check on Jazzman. Yellow Jacket makes his way up the ramp, a satisfied grin on his face, as NiteRaw comes to a close.
Credits: Evil M, Tyfo, Aaron Enigma, Amigo, Viva Los Bio Dome, “Evil La Parka”, and King Motor-Colt
