Monday Niteraw - October 12, 2009

Monday NiteRaw October 12, 2009

*Aaron Enigma is pulling into the Parking Lot of the WWCF arena before the show. He gets his bags from the trunk, and starts to walk to an exit out of the Parking Lot and into the interior of the arena, when suddenly....

*A Car roars out from behind a column of cars and rams into Aaron. The driver gets out, and it is revealed to be a pissed off Amigo*

So, you little bastard, try to start something with me, with your talks off forming some bulls*** posse to get rid off me?!?

*Pulls a Pipe from his car*

Well, I don't see your boyfriends anywhere to protect you, now do I?

*Starts to beat Aaron with the pipe, and continues to talk while doing so*

You will never get rid of me! I will continue to do what I want! If I want to steal that asshole Michaels' cardboard title and seduce his slut, I will! If I want to indenture some sniveling rookie so I can win glory, I will! If I want to beat the f*** out of you, I will! No one will stop me, especially not some blue-assed snot-nosed punkasses!! You hear me, asshole? NOT YOU, NOT ANYBODY!!!!

*Stops his assault, and composes himself, while a somewhat out-of-it Aaron lies there*

Oh, and good luck on our match tonight. You will need it, I think.

*Soccer Kicks Aaron in the head, and then leaves, as some interns and scared passerbyes rush out from their hiding places, and start to help Aaron*


The NiteRaw opening plays as we go live to the packed Parts Unknown Arena.

Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, Jesse King!

Gorilla, GookerMania is behind us, Night of the Wrestling Zombies is on the horizon, and change is in the air!

Absolutely! Last week, we finally learned the identity of the Corporate Mole, or should we say moles!

It turns out that The Sam and Mr. Dave were attempting to sell the WWCF to Disney! Both were promptly fired, now a new CEO will be announced tonight!

Also, we have Jonathan Michaels battling the number one contender for the WWCF World Title, LittleNaitch.

Also, King Motor-Colt will confront Above Average after last week’s unexpected super kick!

Also we have the tag team round robin, but after what we just saw at the top of the show, is there anyway Aaron Enigma can make it to the ring for his and M.O.P.’s match with Amigo and Sparks?!

We‘ll find out later tonight, Gorilla!


Tag Team Round Robin Match: The Resistance V. TTS and “Champagne“ Jay Carroll

The following tag team match is part of the Round Robin contenders tournament!

*Panic Switch*

TTS and Jay Carroll emerge from the back. TTS is carrying a chicken, while Jay has a model on each arm.

Introducing first, the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll!

*The drums and bagpipes start up, and the stage fills with smoke. As the smoke starts to clear, the music shifts to The Safety Dance, as Stryker and Viva emerge from the back and run to the ring*

And their opponents, Viva Los Bio Dome and Stryker Dark Silence, The Resistance!

Viva and TTS start the match. Viva shoots TTS into the ropes, but the Heatz!!1 Champion bounces back with a clothesline. Viva doesn’t go down, but TTS hit’s a dropkick which does the trick. Jay tags in and drops a knee on Viva. He picks him up and slams him in the corner, then slams him again to the mat. Cover.

1
Kickout.

Jay wrenches the arm and tags TTS. The Champion knee’s Viva in the ribs then double underhook’s him for a suplex. Cover.

1
Kickout.

TTS tags Jay and the two shoot Viva into the ropes, but Viva ducks the double clothesline attempt and bounces back with a flying lariat on both men! All three are down, but not for long! TTS rolls to the outside as Viva crawls to his corner, but Jay grabs his leg! Viva kick’s him back and tags Stryker! Stryker pummels Jay with lefts and rights. TTS tries to get in there, but Stryker nails him with a discus punch! TTS falls to the mat and rolls back outside. Viva and Stryker send Jay into the corner, then Stryker whips Viva into Jay! Viva moves aside and Stryker comes charging into Jay as well! Cyclone Cutter! Cover!

1!
2!
TTS breaks it up!

All four men are fighting in the ring now! Viva sends Jay to the mat with a dropkick and TTS DDT’s Stryker. The Champion turns around, but walks right into the BioDOME! Cover, but TTS isn’t the legal man! Viva argues with the ref, but Jay comes up behind him and tosses him to the outside! Jay grabs Stryker and hit’s the Last Call! Viva get’s up on the ring apron, but Jay dropkick’s him off, sending him into the security rail! Jay covers Stryker!

1!
2!
3!

Here are your winners, TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll!

Well, TTS and Jay Carroll get back into this thing now, earning two points.

That ties them with The Resistance and Amigo and Sparks, but we still have another match tonight! Amigo and Sparks have a chance to shoot into first place!

And that could very well happen, especially if Aaron Enigma is unable to make it to the ring for the match.

Up next, we have the contract signing for Night of the Wrestling Zombies, between M.O.P. and The Headbanger Man!


Gorilla Tim Hoss stands in the middle of the ring in front of a table. M.O.P. and Headbanger Man are sitting on opposite ends, with the Inter-Forum Championship belt on the table on M.O.P.'s side.

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we have a contract signing for the Inter-Forum Championship match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies! With me here are the challenger, Headbanger Man, and the champion, M.O.P!

Headbanger Man, before you sign the contract, do you have anything to say regarding this match?

Well Tim, I just want to take this opportunity to say that at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, I will finally start the climb up the ladder of success here in WWCF. Championship gold has eluded me so far, but even though I've been in the Hardcore Title mix in the past, I wanted to show not only the fans, but the rest of the roster as well, that there is more to me than just swinging weapons and breaking beer bottles.

M.O.P., you're the Inter-Forum champion for a reason, but I want to make it clear that I'm going to surprise the hell out of you at the PPV. I'm gonna show you that I fight twice as hard as I rock, and once its all over, I'll finally be taking WWCF title gold back to the rehearsal room. Give me that pen Gorilla, and let's make this official.

*Headbanger Man signs the contract*

And M.O.P., do you have anything to say?

While I admire Headbanger Man's resolve, he's got a lot to show these fans. He wants to show everyone that he's more than swinging weapons and breaking beer bottles, he'll have that opportunity. Because our match is going to be straight one-on-one, with DQ's and count-outs.

You may be a great hardcore brawler, HBM, but this is your opportunity to show just how good a wrestler you are. Even if you lose, and you will lose, this is your spotlight to shine and show everyone just how good you are. Don't blow it.

*M.O.P. signs the contract*

And the contract has been signed, ladies and gentlemen! We are only a few weeks aw--wait, what's this!

The Boiler Room Brawler comes out of nowhere and dives into the ring. Tim Hoss gets out of there as the Brawler starts attacking M.O.P. The Inter-Forum Champion tries to fight back, but Brawler's surprise attack puts him at an advantage. But then Headbanger Man gets involved. He pulls Brawler off of M.O.P. and attacks him with a series of punches. M.O.P. and Headbanger Man both attack him and then Irish Whip him with enough force to send him flying over the ropes and out of the ring. The fans cheer as both opponents stand in the ring, but with M.O.P.'s back turned, Headbanger Man picks up a chair and smashes it across the champion's back! The crowd boos in disapproval, and Jonathan Michaels runs out. Headbanger Man escapes through the crowd before Michaels get's to the ring. He checks on the Inter-Forum Champion.


Koda w/ Legion V. CageKing

The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

*Agent of Chaos*
Introducing first, being accompanied by Legion. From Gotham City, weighing in at 223 pounds, Koda!

*Cageking enters to an original recording*
And, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!

When the bell rings, both men immediately begin trading punches. CageKing fires off a haymaker, but Koda blocks it and suplexes Cage to the mat. Koda drops an elbow, then begins working over the neck, to set up the Long Halloween. He applies a nerve hold, but Cage is able to grasp the bottom rope. Koda pulls him to the center of the ring and goes for another suplex, but CageKing counters into a small package!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Koda angrily drives his knee into Cage’s face as he tries to get up. He throws him into the corner and goes the Arkham Roundup, but CageKing blocks it and backdrops him to the mat! Cage crawls over and makes the cover!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Both men manage to get back to their feet. Koda runs at CageKing, who catches him with a spinebuster! Legion jumps up on the ring apron, but Cage knock’s him down with a jawbreaker. He turns back towards Koda, who meets him with a dropkick! Cover!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Koda quickly maneuvers behind CageKing and locks in the Long Halloween! Koda tries to sink it in, but CageKing kick’s off the ropes and flips over into a cover!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Koda goes for a clothesline, but CageKing ducks, Flashing Lights! Cover!

1!
2!
3!

Here is your winner, CageKing!

CageKing celebrates his win, posing on the top turnbuckle, but The General of the Monkey Army runs in and yanks him down with a modified chokeslam! He locks in the Monkey Wrench as CageKing screams in pain. Several officials are needed to pry him off, as medical attendees check on CageKing.

Well, the General not satisfied with Tinker just escaping from CageKing. He wants payback!

Well, CageKing won at GookerMania fair and square, Jess. But regardless, this is a battle that will have to continue another day.


*The lights go out and something comes up on the titantron*

He is psycho

He is a crazy

He is a danger to society

He is EVIL

EVIL LA PARKA


On October 26 at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies the WWCF will never be the same. The True Evil One will finally reveal who he really is to the world.


Too black, too strong... Damn right!
*Bring the Noise by Public Enemy feat. Anthrax*

What's the matter? You fans didn't like my debut? Makes sense I guess. I mean despite everything I've said about all your heroes leading up to my debut, you fans were simply eating out of my hand the moment I started talking up a big game.

Shows what loyalty you have to your heroes. The simple fact that you were so willing to cheer a potential "flash in the pan", one who has disrespected the ones you had claimed to look up to earlier really, really makes me sick.

What is wrong with you people... Atrocities like this just prove that you guys take everything that you've been given for granted. You guys have heroes to look up to, people to image yourself after, people you can base your life and actions around... and all you had to do to get that was tune in for a couple hours a week, just sit at home on the couch with a TV remote in hand... Can you think of a gift greater than that?

Well surely you can considering how quickly you will disregard it all and take it for granted...

*Crowd boos heavily*

Sure, go ahead, boo me. No seriously boo me. Hate on the man telling you your flaws... I welcome it. You know why? Because NOW you're showing your true feelings to someone. You're simply patronizing them to their face, only to go on and support their antagonist the moment their back is turned...

And to that I ask, what is the point? What does that achieve? Are you afraid that one of those competitors will suddenly feel disrespected, and you don't want to hurt either ones feelings? Or is it that no matter what the ending result is, you can turn to the winner and claim him to be your new messiah. Simply to inflate you're own superficial ego by saying that you've always sided with winners?

And I used to ask myself, why would people this? And in the end it makes perfect sense...

You guys are afraid of being wrong, you guys are afraid of something not going according to your plans so you immediately look for any possible way to cover up all the loose ends before anything can happen, as apposed to facing these misfortunes head on and then bringing yourself to over come them. You guys have had every single benefit in life simply handed to you, you guys have never had to fight for what you want, never had to fight for what you need... You never had to fight for anything in your life.

So instead of sticking with your hero even after he loses his share of battles, you immediately latch on to the new flavour of the month, the new winner regardless of what his ideals are. It's sickening and disrespectful to anyone who has ever had to fight... But of course you cowards wouldn't know anything about that would you? WOULD YOU?

*Crowd's booing gets louder, turns into "asshole" chants*

Go on then! Boo me, call me and asshole, give me hell. Antagonize me as I have antagonized you recently... It shows you're finally making a conscious decision yourself, you're finally fighting for something... You're welcome.

Damn right!

The crowd suddenly erupt, as the camera pans to the corner post to reveal Donnie Donald on the top rope. He dives at the unsuspecting Jackson and catches him off guard with a missile dropkick. Donnie then starts laying into Jackson with a series of punches, the crowd start chanting for him. Jackson then shoves Donnie off to the crowds displeasure. Jackson then drops Donnie with a hard punch. Donnie gets to his feet and Jackson whips him hard into the opposite corner. Donnie struggles to get to his feet and is completely laid out by a HUGE spear by Jackson.

Jackson then picks up Donnie and does the Black Power Salute before hitting a big powerbomb on the defenseless Donnie. Jackson finally picks Donnie up and hits the High Attitude on him before locking him the Anxiety Adjustment. After keeping him in the hold for quite some time, Donnie drops to his knees hitting one last High Attitude before letting go and leaving the broken Donnie Donald in the ring. Trainers and EMTs run down and stretcher Donnie out of the building as Jackson makes his way up the ramp nursing his jaw.

This DR Jackson has made a huge impact in a very short amount of time here.

He certainly has Gorilla. If this is what he does to scrubs, I’d like to see how he fares against some of the top talent in the WWCF!

Folks, earlier tonight, we saw Amigo viciously attack Aaron Enigma in the parking lot. And just a little while ago, we saw M.O.P. assaulted first by The Boiler Room Brawler and then by The Headbanger Man. Will either be in any condition to compete in this match? We’re going to find out right now!


Tag Team Round Robin: Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. V. Amigo and Sparks

*Souls of Black*
Introducing first, the team of Amigo and Sparks!

Amigo drags Sparks through the curtain as they make their way to the ring.

*Days of the Phoenix*
And their opponents, first. He is the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P!

M.O.P. hobbles through the curtain.

Well, here comes M.O.P., but will his partner be able to join him?

M.O.P. stops halfway down the ramp and looks towards the entrance hopefully.

….

….

*Make A Move*

The crowd erupts as Aaron Enigma emerges, bandaged up, looking worse for wear, and charges the ring!

Well, there’s your answer, Gorilla!

M.O.P. starts the match with Sparks. Sparks looks visibly shaken and turns towards Amigo who makes a hand motion across his throat and gives a malicious smile to Sparks. Sparks gets the hint and calms down before locking up with M.O.P. M.O.P. gets the advantage and locks in a chinlock but Sparks scrambles out and attempts one of his own. M.O.P. pushes him off into the ropes. Sparks goes for a clothesline on the rebound but M.O.P. ducks it and runs to the ropes himself. He launches off the rebound with a spinning heel kick and takes Sparks down. He lifts up Sparks and throws him into his corner. He runs at Sparks and spears him in the corner, Aaron's tags himself in and jumps into the ring. Aaron springs off the ropes and turns his body, hitting Sparks with a hurricanrana after the spear. He goes for the pin.

1...2..Sparks kicks out. Sparks writhes in pain as Aaron gets up, he goes to talk to M.O.P. real quick about something. He nods and Aaron goes back to Sparks. He picks up Sparks and throw him into Amigo's corner. Amigo looks puzzled for a second as Aaron motions for him to get in the ring. Amigo tags himself in and jumps through the ropes. He locks up with Aaron and the two end up trading punches. Aaron ducks one punch from Amigo and turns around, hitting a kick to the stomach. Aaron goes for a DDT but Amigo counters it and attempts one of his own. Aaron breaks that and goes for a suplex but Amigo counters that. Amigo attempts to go for a suplex, but instead just punches Aaron in the face and clotheslines him to the ground. He attempts an elbow drop but Aaron rolls out of the way and springs to his feet. He hits Amigo with a clothesline of his own, but also misses an elbow drop. The two men stand up and the crowd goes nuts.

Aaron and Amigo lock up again, this time with Aaron getting the upper hand. He goes for a suplex and hits it. He gets up and M.O.P. begs to be tagged in. He obliges and M.O.P. explodes into the ring and hits Amigo with a senton before locking him in an abdominal stretch. Amigo quickly gets to the ropes and M.O.P. breaks the hold. He goes to pick up Amigo but Amigo pulls him through the ropes. Amigo acts like his eye is injured and the ref talks to him. Meanwhile, Sparks runs at M.O.P. and hits him with a clothesline. Aaron, noticing this runs at Sparks but Amigo slides out of the ring with a baseball slide and kicks Aaron into the barricade. He picks up M.O.P. and throws him into the ring. He goes for the pin.

1...2.M.O.P. kicks out

He puts M.O.P. in a STF and attempts to make him tap out quickly. M.O.P. writhes in the hold and crawls slowly to the ropes. However Amigo wrenches back and M.O.P. stops and screams out in pain. Eventually M.O.P. makes it to the ropes and Amigo breaks the hold just before the 5-count. He gets up and looks to Sparks. He drags M.O.P. over to his corner and tags Sparks in. The two stomp on M.O.P. a bit and then Sparks lifts him up. He hits a back suplex on M.O.P. and goes for the pin.

1...2..M.O.P. just barely kicks out!

Sparks seems frustrated and complains to the ref. M.O.P. attempts to crawl to Aaron to tag him in, however Sparks grabs his leg to stop him. M.O.P. gets up and hits Sparks with an enziguri. Sparks falls and M.O.P. jumps to tag in Aaron. Aaron gets into the ring and runs across the ring, smashing his elbow into Amigo, knocking him off the ropes. He turns around and goes for Sparks. Lifting him up and setting up for the Brilliant Deduction, however Sparks stops the move and pushes Aaron away with a kick to the stomach. He bounces off the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but Aaron grabs him and hits a Reverse STO before locking in Extreme Interrogation. Amigo attempts to the get into the ring to stop the move but M.O.P. dives at him and both men go through the ropes. Sparks eventually taps out.

And here are your winners, Aaron Enigma and M.O.P.!

After the match M.O.P. and Aaron celebrate in the ring when The Safety Dance plays. Viva and Stryker run down the ramp and M.O.P. and Aaron prepare themselves. The four men square off in the ring. However Aaron and M.O.P. find themselves on the losing side because of the match they just had. Viva drops Aaron with a DDT and then Stryker and him double team M.O.P. Beating him into a corner. M.O.P. pushes the two off and Aaron gets the jump on Viva. The two goes spiraling over the top rope.

However, Stryker is able to counter M.O.P. and locks him in the Sleeper. M.O.P.'s eyes slowly close as Stryker locks it in deeper. Aaron attempts to save him, but Viva grabs a chair and slams it into Aaron's head, following up by hitting him with the Bio Dome! Viva grabs Aaron and throws him into the ring. He and Stryker trade chair shots on the two downed men as DOA hits. Jonathan Michaels flies to the ring with a chair of his own and is able to move The Resistance out of the ring. However, Michaels turns to help M.O.P. and Aaron up when he is headbutted by Amigo! The Resistance gets back in the ring and Amigo picks up Sparks. The four men stare at the three fallen men before getting out of the ring.

Aaron and M.O.P. able to pick up the win, tying the round robin at 2 points apiece!

But after the match, Amigo and The Resistance leaving them and Jonathan Michaels laying!

This issue is far from being resolved, but speaking of unresolved issues, up next, we understand that King Motor-Colt is going to confront his former partner, Above Average!


"You know time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

King Colt comes out dressed to compete with a serious look on his face. He rolls in the ring and does some posing for the crowd before grabbing a mic.

One year ago Wordlife, TAFKA Above Average and Motor-Colt banded together to form The Story, the stable originally bent on putting and end to The Family and would then go on to take it apon themselves to enforce the will of the good here in the WWCF.

In time we would gain a new member in Aaron Enigma, and TAFKA became simply Above Average. Together as a stable we would fight many opposing stables such as Corporate and The Crusade. Me and Above Average would go on to form an official tag team and immediately dominated the tag team ranks winning the tag team titles.

During this time both Aaron Enigma and Wordlife would have their seperate reasons to leave The Story... but me and Above Average would remain a strong tag team. After winning the Rumble, it would appear that AA was in line to become the second member of the Story to become World Champ, after myself. However he came up short and this happened...[/orange]

King Colt and AA are seen celebrating after their win in an 8-man tag last week. Colt turns and gets floored by a Superkick from Above Average.

[color=orange]The everyone, especially myself has been asking since then... is "why Above Average, why?" and tonight not only am I getting my answer, I'm going to make it right. So Above Average, I'm calling you out!

...

Come on, come out here so we can settle this!

...

...

So you're willing to attack me when my back is turned, but when your own Tag Team Partner is willing to go face to face with you, you simply cower-

Poison - Prodigy

Above Average walks out slowly, dressed in a suit, clearly not looking for a fight tonight. He approaches the ring and King Colt is ready for him, spoiling for a fight... AA then mouths "not tonight" King Colt lowers his gaurd and AA gets into the ring.

Shut the hell up Colt! You want an answer... I'll give you an answer. For as long as we've been a group, it's always been about you Colt. More or less the whole time we've been a group, I've been a champion, I was the longest reigning champion of any kind in WWCF history, but it was always still about Colt. You did go on to become King of WrestleCrap yes, you did go on to become the WWCF Champion yes, but your reign was nothing compared to my Inter-Forum Title, and even then you still needed Me, Evil M and Enigma... And when those two left and we became a tag team... A Tag TEAM, people still called you the leader, the great one of us all.

Then last month, I won the Rumble and had the right to main event the second ever GookerMania against JazzMan for the WWCF Title. I was on the top of the WWCF Mountain... and people still were calling you the leader of the Story, they were still putting me in your shadow. And when I failed to win the title, that was when I knew that people would always view me as playing second fiddle to a lesser wrestler like yourself. I was doomed of never being able to be "the man" and things would remain that way aslong as we were a team. So I ended the Story, I dropped the Story on Page One... I became my own man.

You decided to go our seperate ways via a cheap shot on me? You really think a cheap shot would make people view you in a higher regard? We could've simply talked it out and had a mutual seperation? But instead you betray me and the fans?

The fans? At this stage I couldn't care less about them, they're the ones that always viewed me as second best, they betrayed me long before I apparently betrayed them. And as for the Superkick.. It was both sending you and everyone else a message... as well as teaching you a lesson...

A lesson? What kind of lesson was that?

You've known of my frustrations for a long time, infact I'm sure you and everyone else has known about it. Many people have commented about the differences we have had lately and alot of people were talking about us splitting up long ago. However whenever you were approached about it... Instead of admitting our wrongs, then confronting me about it, instead of giving a damn about anyone other than yourself... you acted as if there was no miscommunications, that nothing was wrong and we were still perfectly fine...

Well if you had these frustrations, why didn't you approach me about it?

You're pathetic, I couldn't have made this more clear...

So now what? You want to fight me? I'm dressed for it right now... You were more than willing to get physical last week. Let's go, right now!

No, I'm not going to fight you. You're not worth my time, I'm done with you.

So you'll attack me from behind and suddenly you think all is well?

I have nothing to prove to you...

Above Average then turns to leave to a chorus of boos, he makes his way up the ramp.

Of course, this sums up your career perfectly. You claim that you should be considered the best, however you refuse to face the man that's been holding you down. Hell, how do you even know that it's been me holding you down and not you holding yourself down? I mean you're now you're own man, however you're immediately turning down a challenge. You're turning down the match that will make you, the match that is guaranteed to break that glass ceiling over your head should you win...

You're just walking away from you're own career. You claim to be Above Average, but I just see a quitter.

Above Average stops in his tracks, turns and runs back into the ring.

So now you're saying that I'm ruining my own career? You want a match, you got it... But not this week, no, you're going to have to wait for Night of the Wrestling Zombies.

That's fine with me, now I know this PPV is known for his Halloween gimmick, but I'm going to make a change, a match this historic doesn't need to be tarnished by Halloween. This match won't be for fun, this match will be to determine not only who the bigger star is, but who the better wrestler is.

And what better way to prove that than having our match be a 2 out of 3 falls match! What do you say, partner?

2 out of 3 falls match? What do I say to that? Well you see if I just accept that will still be me playing by your rules. If this match is to happen, it needs to happen with me sending a message...

Above Average lays Colt out with another Superkick!

That should do it... I accept! Now we'll see who the Story on Page One really is!

Above Average throws the mic down on Colt's body and leaves.

Above Average and King Colt face out in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies... The Story ends on PPV!


Two Guys Who Seriously Rock V. Tyfo and The Boiler Room Brawler

*Cherub Rock*

The entranceway fills with smoke. As it clears, Cthulhu and Starshine appear on the ramp, the Tag Team belts in hand.

The following non-title match is set for one fall.

Introducing first, Cthulhu and Starshine, they are the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!

Cthulhu and Starshine exchange looks of consternation as they walk down the ramp.

*Merciful Fate - You Asked For It*
And their opponents, from Rockford, Illinois, The Boiler Room Brawler!

Boiler Room Brawler looks pissed as he runs down to the ring.

*New Blackjacks Theme*
And his partner, from Dallas, Texas, Tyfo!

Tyfo slowly walks in with the Money in the Bank briefcase, stroking his chin in contemplation.

Boiler Room Brawler and even the Two Guys Who Seriously Rock all gesture to Tyfo to just get in the ring, and he abides and finishes walking to the ring.

Both teams go to their corners.

Cthulhu and Starshine play Rock, Paper, Scissors as the bell rings. (Cthulhu wins)

Tyfo and Boiler Room Brawler flip a coin. (BRB wins.)

Boiler Room Brawler and Cthulhu slowly walk to the center, Cthulhu scratching his head and BRB with his hands on his hips.

BRB is an absolute behemoth compared to Cthulhu, but the two men still do not exchange fists nor lock arms.

As they hesitate, the ref gets between them and tells them to start their match.

They skulk around the ring, Boiler Room Brawler turns around and tags in Tyfo, while Cthulhu waits for him.

Tyfo walks up to Cthulhu, towering over him, and just as he slowly raises a fist, Cthulhu raises his index finger as if to say, “Wait a second,” to which Tyfo gives him the good graces to wait.

Cthulhu tags in Starshine who walks in and looks up in Tyfo’s eyes.

The ref gets between them and commands them to start the match.

Tyfo tells Starshine to wait a moment, which Starshine grants him.

Tyfo turns to BRB, and signals something to him, to which BRB drops down to the arena floor and rummages under the ring.

As Tyfo turns around, the ref gestures to Tyfo and Starshine that this is their final warning and that if they do not start the match then he will end it as a No Contest.

Tyfo and Starshine shrug and then lock up.

Starshine outmaneuvers Tyfo and gets him in a side headlock.

Tyfo stands up with Starshine maintaining his side headlock.

Starshine tightens his hold and forces Tyfo’s head upwards so that he cannot see where he is going.

Tyfo moves to his left until he makes contact with the ropes, and then slowly moves forward as he tries to remain on his feet.

Unwittingly, he walks towards Cthulhu’s corner, and Starshine tags him in.

Cthulhu gets to Tyfo’s side, Starshine manages to drop down, and Cthulhu Russian leg sweeps Tyfo as Starshine uses a Russian leg sweep backbreaker.

Tyfo rolls around from the pain to his head and back.

Tyfo settles for resting on his front, and Cthulhu walks up from behind him and lifts him up for a camel clutch.

The ref asks Tyfo if he submits, but Tyfo refuses.

As the ref is concentrating on Cthulhu’s camel clutch on Tyfo, Boiler Room Brawler comes up from behind the ref and bashes him over the head with his trusty pipe wrench.

BRB puts his foot to the ref’s neck to hold him in place and thrusts his pipe wrencth into the ref's face, drawing blood.

BRB then kicks the ref away and grabs a microphone from his pocket.

Cthulhu gives a knowing nod, and releases his Camel Clutch on Tyfo.

Starshine joins them in the ring and helps Tyfo get to his feet.

The four of them stand in the center of the ring.

I think that we’ve had a revelation tonight: We’re still brothers in this struggle!

What do we have here anyway?

The Tag Team belts…

Mr. Money in the Bank…

And one trustworthy enforcer son of a bitch if I say so myself!

*The crowd boos*

And let me speak for all of us tonight when I say that we don’t give a damn what the new management thinks, because we are sticking together, and the WWCF is in more trouble than ever, because the fallen kings of the hill, are hungry again!

You’ve taken our bread and butter, and now we’re coming for your meat and potatoes!

We’re sticking together, and we’re gonna stick it to you!

Well, the official result is a no-contest, but does it even matter? Corporate may have been dissolved, but the group will live on, it appears.

With BRB, Tyfo, and the Tag Team Champions working together, the rest of roster better beware!

Well, we’ve seen quite a show tonight, but now it’s time for our main event! Michaels V. Naitch, next!


Jonathan Michaels V. LittleNaitch

MM - Ladies and Gentlemen, The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

DOA - Foo Fighters.

MM - Making his way to the ring, from Los Angeles, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels.

Jonathan walks to the ring, holding his head.

New Blackjacks Theme

MM - And his opponent, from Las Vegas, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the Number One Contender for the WWCF Championship, littlenaitch!

littlenaitch makes his way out, with his trademark robe, and struts to the ring.

Jonathan and Naitch meet in the center of the ring, shake hands and the bell rings.

Michaels and Naitch lock up, Naitch knees Michaels in the gut and hip tosses him, Naitch drops a knee and puts Michaels in a half Boston crab.

Michaels drags himself to the rope and the ref forces Naitch to release the hold.

Michaels gets Naitch in a headlock, but Naitch hooks Michaels' leg with his own and pulls them both to the mat.

Naitch starts punching Michaels in the head, Michaels manages to push him off and get to his feet.

Jonathan grabs Naitch's leg and attempts to lock in the Key Grip, but Naitch kicks Michaels away and Jonathan tumbles into the corner, where he hits his head on the ring post and collapses.

Naitch crawls over to Jonathan and covers him.

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The referee calls for the bell, Naitch gets to his feet and has the ref raise his hand, but Jonathan remains still.

MM - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, littlenaitch!

The ref and littlenaitch both check on Jonathan as Sara comes running to the ring, Jonathan finally wakes up and Sara helps him to his feet.

The referee checks Jonathan's eyes to see if he's alert, and signals to the medical official that he is okay.

Jonathan goes over to Naitch and holds out his hand, Naitch returns the gesture.

Sara takes Jonathan's hand and escorts him to the back.

A scary moment there, but thankfully all is fine with Jonathan Michaels.

Well, Gorilla, it’s almost time!

That’s right. When we come back, we learn who has been selected as the new CEO of the WWCF!


Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to announce three members of the board of directors: Rose Aurora, George James, and Oliver Siris.

*The crowd cheers for the three board members. Rose has a 38 year old woman with brown hair, George James is a 48 year old gentleman with short blond hair, and Oliver Siris is 29 year old man who is completely bald. All three of them are given microphones from personnel and they are surrounded by WWCF security.*

Rose: A few weeks ago, we asked Mr. Dave to make this show into a more family friendly show.

George: However, what we did not ask was for Mr. Dave and Mr. Sam to try to sell WWCF to Disney from under our noses.

Oliver: If it had not been for a gentleman named Aaron who had given us info and compelling evidence to such a shocking discovery. WWCF may have fallen into the hands of Disney despite there being no agreement between any of us to sell.

Rose: Mr. Dave and Mr. Sam have been fired and thus the position of CEO has been made vacant.

George: It took us a while to go through several candidates who we felt were qualified.

Oliver: Unfortunately, all but one person had plans that our sponsors and parental groups did not approve of.

Rose: We just want everyone to know that the new CEO was a controversial choice for many of us and it was very close.

George: However, this person eventually gave us a plan that would make WWCF more family friendly and thanks to huge pressure from sponsors and the parental groups, a majority of the board was able to name this gentleman as the new CEO of WWCF.

Oliver: So without further ado, it is time for us to announce to you the person who we have named the new CEO of WWCF…..

*Oliver stops for a second and looks at the other two. All three of them are looking at security to make sure they are protected. Oliver then grabs the mic and continues.

Oliver: Seth Drakin

*A huge roar of boos begin as “Unicron Medley” plays.*

Tim: You Have Got To Be F****** Kidding Me!!!!!

Jesse: Relax, Tim. I don’t like this choice as much as you do, but that guy is sadly our new boss and you may want to watch your words carefully.

*Mr. E and U.N. Owen come out first, but Seth Drakin does not come out. Instead, we see a 25 year old woman with red hair and blue eyes.*

Jesse: Where is our new CEO???

*All three of the people present are allowed to pass and the fans still can’t believe what they are seeing. The young woman has a mic and begins to speak.*

????: I’m sure the question is who I am and why Seth Drakin is not here. Well, before I introduce myself, I should let you know that I have met with each and every person in the back before; but they just may not have known it. You see, I am the woman who has been in this building before as a masked woman under the name Noman. However, before that…some of you who have watched this show from February may know my name. But for those of you who do not, my name is Dr. Jessica Morton and once, I was Seth Drakin’s neuro-ophthalmologist. At the time, my relationship with the new CEO was merely professional as Seth came to me when he was having vision problems with his left eye.

However two months later, our relationship became more than just professional. What many of you see as a puppet master I see as a person who is trying to do what is best for each and every person. Sure you may not like Seth Drakin’s methods, but in this day and age…..that is sadly the only way to get things done. You may think the world is perfect and understanding of everyone’s problems, but it is sadly not. It is a cruel world filled with people who like our former CEO will sell everything you are out if the price is right.

Tim: That is a bunch of bologna and everyone including myself knows it.

Dr. Morton: I guess I am getting off on a tangent. I guess I should mention why I am here and not Seth Drakin. Well, several days ago when we received the news of Seth’s new job, Seth Drakin had been going through IV infusion treatment again because the optical neurosis that plagued him a few months ago returned. To avoid stress and such not, we informed the board of directors that Seth will sadly not be able to make it here tonight for concern of safety with his stress levels. Seth is instead at WWCF headquarters having an office refurbished for him and myself.

You see, Seth Drakin’s first order of business is to give me the job that was once occupied by one TheSam. However unlike TheSam, my job is different. Because Seth left WWCF with much hatred from a lot of the locker room, he has felt it necessary to name me Commissioner of all television shows, which would be Heatz and NiteRaw. Seth will only be present for pay per view events. Most of the time however, you will be seeing Seth as you will see him tonight…..via satellite.

*The Craptron reveals that Seth Drakin is in his white suit and at his desk. He has a huge grin on his face.*

Seth: Hello, everyone. I guess none of you expected to see my mug on WWCF TV again after the brutal assault I received at the hands of Little Naitch. Now I am sure a lot of you are going to ask if I am going to use my new position of power to remove LN from the main event. The answer is he will remain in the main event and will challenge Jazzman for the World Title. You see, I hold nothing against LN for what he did and truth be told, I would like to thank Little Naitch for forcing me into retirement. You see, when all of this nonsense started with Dave needed to make the show more family friendly, I was approached by several sponsors as well as heads of the parental organizations because they felt that my goals and my success rate at getting things done would make me perfect for a new age in WWCF. The offer sounded tempting; however….even attempting to accept this offer would have caused me to breach my WWCF contract which states that I can only be a wrestler.

But because I was forced into retirement, that contract became null and void so I could accept the offer to put my name in the hat and come up with a few ideas on how to make this show more family friendly. A lot of the other contenders for the job supposedly had very good ideas; however….they could not come up with a way to deal with what is considered a travesty to a more family friendly approach. That travesty is known as profanity and on my second order of business, I am announcing that each superstar in the back will be fined if they utter any of the words on camera that I have mentioned in a memo that every member of the show will receive before next week’s shows. Tim, I heard you using one such profanity and because I am feeling generous, I will let you off with a warning.

Jesse: You hear that, he heard you and he is actually nice enough to give you just a warning.

Tim: Oh shut your brown-nosing mouth. He talks about travesties, the fact that he is in charge is a travesty.

Seth: Tim, I can hear you. You see, I have bugs to all forms of communications for this show being sent to my office. Basically, I can hear and see everything that is going on. It may be a bit extreme to many, but unfortunately….extreme measures sometimes must be taken to ensure what is right.

Now, onto another travesty that is keeping this fine show from being family friendly is the Hardcore Title. Now, I know the champion is a man who I have a bit of respect for in Jonathan Michaels. However, the Hardcore Title is something that has become a burden and this is something that is even hard for me to say….seeing as I am a former Hardcore Champion. So this may come with a heavy heart, but my third order of business is to abolish the legitimacy of the Hardcore Title. Jonathan Michaels, I think you and I can be very civil about what is going on, but just in case…I am giving you until Night of the Wrestling Zombies to give myself or the new commissioner the Hardcore Title. If you wish to know what you will get in return for being so understanding, you can ask Ms. Morton and trust me, you will be compensated for surrendering it in a peaceful manner.

I have one more order of business to attend to tonight and of course that is the World Title Match. You see in this match the current champion faces the former champion for the belt. However, there is something missing in this order. I mean, Little Naitch was champion for a while and Jazzman is the current champion…..but there was a champion in between those two. Ah yes, that was me. So at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, it will be Jazzman defending his world title against Little Naitch and I will be the special guest referee. I know neither of you two like me very much, but think of it this way. I will be raising the winner’s hand at the end of the match.

That is all the announcements I have for now, I shall give you all a week to get used to the new changes and by next Heatz and NiteRaw…..you shall all be ready for the new voyage WWCF is going to take.

*Seth disappears from the Craptron as camera show what is happening backstage and we see a lot of superstars shocked by what has happened.*

The reaction you’re seeing backstage has to echo what we’re all thinking right now. How can this have been the right choice?!

Gorilla, we may not like it, but the Board of Directors has spoken. Seth Drakin IS our new CEO!

Ladies and gentlemen, with this man running the company, who knows what the future holds for the WWCF.

The camera continues it’s way backstage, capturing shocked reaction after shocked reaction. We finally come to the parking lot, where Little Naitch is putting his bags in his car. Fred G. Neric runs up to him.

Little Naitch! Little Naitch! I just wanted to get your thoughts real quick on what we have just seen. Your former arch-rival, the man that you yourself retired just two weeks ago, Seth Drakin has been named the new CEO!

Naitch glares at Neric, then simply get’s in his car, slams the door shut and drives off, as we fade to black.

Credits: Amigo, Evil M, M.O.P., The Headbanger Man, “Evil La Parka“ “Damn Right” Jackson, Aaron Enigma, King Motor-Colt, Boiler Room Brawler, Jonathan Michaels, and Seth Drakin.