Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - October 4, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 October 4, 2009

Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss and with me, my partner Jesse King!

Gorilla, we have just come off an amazing GookerMania, where we saw new superstars be created, old rivalries come to an end, and a new Heatz!!1 Champion!

Yes we did. TTS is the new Champion of Heatz!!1, but the former Champion Jay Carroll isn‘t quite ready to say goodbye yet. He has something to say to our fans tonight!

But what about the great matches on tap tonight?! We have a main event featuring two of the breakout stars of GookerMania taking on two men who were deprived a GookerMania moment, but seem all the more motivated because of it. It’s Aaron Enigma and the Inter-Forum Champion M.O.P. going up against Viva and Stryker, the Resistance!

A huge main event, Jess. Also tonight, we have Relegate Hunter facing KCB, Buck Futter battling the rookie, Sparks, and our opening contest, Legion V. The General of the Monkey Army!

The General lost his wife, Tinkers to Cageking at GookerMania. Will that be a distraction, or will it only make him more dangerous? We‘re about to find out!


The General of the Monkey Army V. Legion

Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.

*King Kong 2004*
Introducing first, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the General of the Monkey Army!

*Mordicai theme*
And his opponent, from The Darkness Within Us All, weighing in at 253 pounds, Legion!

The bell rings as the two men run towards each other and exchange punches.

Legion backs the General up to the corner and kicks him down.

Legion backs up and runs for the General, but the General rolls out of the way, making Legion accidentally thrust his leg between the ropes and stub his foot on the ring post.

The General gets to his feet and grabs at Legion’s foot for a ringside takedown and then rolls back into the ring.

Legion returns to his feet and topples the General with a brutal running lariat.

Legion turns around and runs for the General again, but the General delivers a monkey flip to Legion from his ground position, causing Legion to rebound from the ropes, landing on top of the General.

The ref hesitates for a moment, but decides to go ahead and count for a pin.

1…

2…

The General kicks out, Legion rolls off of him, and the two men return to their feet.

They lunge for each other again, locking arms together as Legion leaps to the side of the General and russian leg sweeps him to the ground again.

Legion returns to his feet, ascends the ring post, and diving leg drops the General, whose legs flail in the air from the impact.

Legion goes for the pin.

1…

2…

Suddenly the ref’s leg is pulled by Tinkers, the General’s wife.

The ref turns to Tinkers in confusion as she climbs the ropes and leaps into his arms and plants a big juicy kiss on his lips.

Legion returns to his feet, angrily demanding that the ref stop this tomfoolery with the monkey.

The ref lets Tinkers down, but the General has returned to his feet and he delivers the Monkey’s Paw to Legion’s face as Legion turns around.

The General goes for the pin.

1…

2…

3…

Here is your winner, the General of the Monkey Army!

And it appears that Tinkers has found her way back to The General!

And with her help, he just picked up a big win over one half of the Deadly and the Sinful!

The camera shows The General and Tinkers celebrating, as they share a kiss.

OK, we really don’t need to see that.

Coming up next, Buck Futter battles the rookie, Sparks!


Buck Futter V. Sparks

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit!

*Walker Texas Ranger theme *
Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, by way of Tampa, Florida, Buck Futter!

*Pull Me Under*
And his opponent, from Sevierville, Texas, weighing in at 216 pounds, Sparks!

The bell rings and the two lock up. Sparks applies a headlock into a takedown, which Buck scissors out of. They tie up again and Buck applies a hammerlock and forces Sparks to the mat. He drives his knees into his back to apply pressure, as Sparks tries to fight out of it. He manages to use his free arm to reach up and snap Buck over. They’re back up again and Sparks goes for a suplex, but Buck counters into a facebuster. Cover.

1
2
Kickout.

Buck pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. As Sparks bounces back, Buck catches him with a spinebuster! Cover!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Buck goes for another spine buster, but Sparks counters with a jawbreaker, followed by diving clothesline! Cover!

1!
Kickout!

Sparks goes for a DDT, but Buck counters with a bridging Northern Lights suplex!

1!
2!
Kickout!

Once more, both men are up. Buck goes for a running knee, but Sparks blocks it! Spark-te-plex! Cover!

1!
2!
3!

Here is your winner, Sparks!

And the newcomer picking up a great win here over Buck!

*After the match, Sparks waves to the crowd as he leaves, until......

*Amigo ambushes him from behind, as he starts to turn into the entrance ramp, putting a hood over Spark's head, and punches Sparks in the head until he goes out. Then, Amigo picks up the limp body of Sparks, slings him over his shoulder, and takes off through the entrance set-up*

What was that about, Gorilla?!

I don’t know Jess! Amigo has just kidnapped Sparks!


*Silversun Pickups - Panic Switch*

Gorilla Tim: Well, moving on. Jay Carroll demanded this time to address the crowd and our viewers at home following his loss at GookerMania. I wonder what's on his mind, King.

Jesse King: Oh, the usual. Drinking, cavorting with women, money...

Gorilla: King, this is still a family show! Anyway, hopefully the former champ learned some humility in the process.

*Jay Carroll politely asks Michael Muffler for the microphone. As he raises it to his mouth, the crowd suffocates him with boos. He waits until the booing subsides*

Jay: For the benefit of those who haven't seen GookerMania, I'm gonna show you the footage. This isn't for the faint of heart.

*the CrapTron shows the footage of Jay splashing through the table. The crowd cheers derisively*

So you enjoyed that? Good for you. I only did that stunt for you people anyway. So that when I retire from here, having been a Grand Slam champ and a first ballot WWCF Hall of Famer, so when you're telling your kids, if you have any, about the greatest wrestler you ever saw live, you could point back to that moment and say "I always knew he was going to be great"

I put myself in a hospital trying to impress you, and all you can do is cheer my injuries? Then again, I could probably get you people to cheer for incest and other disgusting things as well. You make me sick.

Jealousy is a fickle trait. And I know why you all boo me, it's because of who I am and what I represent. I'm rich beyond your imagination, you can barely afford the tickets to come here. I'm in great physical shape, you all are slobs. I have sex with women that you fantasize about, you have to settle for whatever you find under your local bridge. If I were you, I'd hate me too. Just think about it like this, even if you never make it to Heaven, at least you got to see a god at work!

*Jay poses while the crowd boos heavily*

You think I'm mad about dropping the title? I couldn't have lost it to a better man. TTS will be every part of the dominant champ I was, and then some. I've already whipped the group of jobbers around here into shape, got this show up and running to it's fullest capacity, and even got it to be the number 1 rated show in WWCF. So, now I'm being called up to NiteRaw, and I couldn't be happier. I'm tired of carrying all the dead weight around here, and TTS is the better man for the job anyway. So, this is my goodbye.

Remember one thing: I'm still undefeated. I still run things around here, just with TTS as the true leader. And I'm still better than each and every one of you. Stay classy, Parts Unknown. Stay classy.

Well, up next, KCB takes on Relegate Hunter.


KCB V. Relegate Hunter

The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!

*Smile Like You Mean It*
And his opponent, from Brighton, England, weighing in at 190 pounds, Relegate Hunter!

KCB charges at Relegate, who meets him with a drop toehold. Hunter transitions into a modified crossface, but KCB reaches the ropes. Hunter pulls him up and whips him into the corner. He charges, but KCB get’s his foot up. Hunter stumbles back, and KCB catches him with a diving shoulder block. He pulls Hunter up and suplexes him to the mat. Cover.

1
Kickout.

KCB stomps his opponent a few times then pulls him up for a DDT. Cover.

1
Kickout.

KCB yanks Hunter off the mat and shoves him into the corner. He hit’s a few knees and elbows, then charges, only for Hunter to move! KCB stops himself just before he hit’s the corner, though. He points to his head, then turns around… and Hunter nails him with the Dentist’s Dream! Cover!

1!
2!
3!

Here is your winner, Relegate Hunter!

A big win here for Hunter!

Could he be trying to make a run for the Heatz!!1 Championship, Gorilla?

Could be. He does have a past history with the new Champion, after all.

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

Up next, our main event!

That’s right. It’s the first match of the Tag Team Round Robin, Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. V. The Resistance!


Tag Team Round Robin: M.O.P. and Aaron Enigma V. The Resistance

The following tag team contest is the main event of the evening, and it is set for one fall.

*Take The Power Back*
Introducing first. Residing in Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 256 pounds, Aaron Enigma!

Aaron comes out holding the briefcase he won at Gookermania. He holds it up and the crowd cheers. He smiles at the crowd and then goes for a mic.

So I was on my way to my study earlier when The Sam pulled me aside. He told me that I didn't need to continue investigating because he found the traitor's identity. However, I told him in response...'Sam, you have no idea who it is do you?'. He proceeded to call me names which if I uttered unto you, you would flee from this arena in horror. Then he told me he put a stipulation on my tag-team match tonight with M.O.P. The Brilliant Deduction, Extreme Interrogation AND the Corporate Driver...well whatever M.O.P. calls it now...Turnpike Driver maybe? Jersey Driver? Anyways I'm rambling. Getting back to my point, those moves are banned. If we use them we are disqualified immediately.

The crowd roars with boos and hate for Sam

Yeah yeah, I know settle down everyone. It's bulls***, but frankly I myself do not care one bit. I'm sure M.O.P. cares about as much as I do about it if not less. I mean let's be honest here, tomorrow I'm revealing the traitor of Corporate, regardless of what Sam thinks. After that, a title just doesn't seem as important to me. M.O.P. is already a champion, and even though I know he would like to be the tag-team champions as well, it just isn't that big of a deal to either of us. That being said, neither of us are backing down from The Resistance or whatever Stryker and Viva call themselves. I don't know what they are resisting... screentime perhaps? I mean, if they were trying to fight against Corporate, they sure did fail at that. They should be more worried about tonight because if they aren't careful me and M.O.P., despite not having a lot of tagging experience, will, as a certain Corporate choo-choo man says, "Run you both over." Tonight, me and M.O.P. take a big step for the company and tomorrow Corporate DIES!

*Days of the Phoenix*
And his partner, from Bergen County, New Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, he is the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!

*Bagpipe music fills the arena, then changes to The Safety Dance as Stryker and Viva appear on stage*
[color=ffff66]And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 435 pounds, Viva Los Bio Dome and Stryker Dark Silence, The Resistance!

Aaron decides he wants to start the match against Stryker. Stryker taunts Aaron, talking about how he beat him in the past. Aaron just stands there and smirks at him before getting serious. The two lock up in the center. Aaron gets the advantage and throws Stryker into the ropes. On the rebound Stryker slides under Aaron and gets up, pointing to his head signifying he is smart. He turns around to get his with a clothesline by Aaron, who was standing and watching the scene. Aaron looks up after the hit with a smile. He elbow drops Stryker then lifts him up and throws him into the corner with M.O.P. he tags M.O.P. in. M.O.P. gets in and Aaron lifts up Stryker and drops him down with a flapjack while M.O.P. hit a cutter on him. Aaron exits the ring and M.O.P. goes for the pin.

1...2..Stryker kicks out!

M.O.P. lifts up Stryker and goes for a suplex but Stryker blocks it and pushes M.O.P. off him. He starts to trade punches with M.O.P. Stryker gets the upper-hand but M.O.P. stops it with a spinning back kick. Stryker clutches his stomach as M.O.P. grabs him and DDTs him to the ground. M.O.P. runs over to tag in Aaron, who leaps over the ropes and hits a senton on Stryker. He then runs over to attack Viva and punches him off the ropes. Viva enters the ring and the ref stops him as M.O.P. hits a leg drop on the still down Stryker. Aaron smiles as he goes for the pin.

1...2..Stryker is able to kick out.

Aaron goes to pick up Stryker, but Stryker hits a DDT and both men are down. Stryker rolls over to tag in Viva, who gets in the prevent Aaron from tagging M.O.P. He locks Aaron in an abdominal stretch. Aaron attempts to break it but Viva digs his elbow into Aaron's ribcage. The crowd begins a slow clap as Aaron powers out, but Viva hits him with a clubbing back blow and drops down with Aaron into a rear-naked choke. Aaron is losing air and fast as Viva applies more pressure to the hold. Aaron writhes towards the ropes to break the hold, but Stryker comes into the ring and hits a big elbow drop on Aaron still in the hold. Stryker jumps out of the ring as M.O.P. enters. The ref blocks M.O.P. as Viva pulls Aaron to his corner. Stryker grabs the laces tying the turbuckles to the ring post and chokes Aaron with it while the ref's back is turned. During this Viva delivers a couple of stomps on Aaron. Aaron's eyes almost close from loss of consciousness, however as the last second they open with a great fire burning in them. He grabs Viva's leg and twists it, throwing off his balance. He punches Stryker in the face without looking and dives from the corner, tagging in M.O.P. before collapsing.

M.O.P. jumps in the ring and attacks Viva. A series of big punches followed by a vertical suplex. M.O.P. goes for the pin.

1...2..Viva just kicks out!

M.O.P. lifts Viva up and attempts the Turnpike Driver before remembering the rules. He sets Viva down and delivers a swinging neckbreaker. He pulls Viva towards his corner before taunting Stryker. Stryker gets into the ring and charges at M.O.P. M.O.P. ducks a clothesline and Stryker runs right into a reverse roundhouse kick from Aaron on the outside of the ring. Stryker falls and rolls out of the ring. M.O.P. high-fives Aaron, who then jumps on Stryker. M.O.P. smiles but then Viva rolls him up and grabs the tights.

1...2...3!

Viva barely gets the three count before M.O.P. kicks out!

The winners of this match, The Resistance!

Viva pulls Stryker into the ring after the match and celebrates. He looks to M.O.P. and taunts him by holding his hands around his waist, signifying he wants his title. However M.O.P. gets back in the ring to argue with Viva. During this Aaron sneaks to the side and grabs two steel chairs. He gets in the ring and walks up to Stryker. He taps Stryker on the shoulder and he turns around to get whacked in the face with a chair. Viva suddenly gets distracted and turns around, however M.O.P. spins him back and hits him with the Turnpike Driver. Aaron lifts up Stryker, and hits the Brilliant Deduction before locking in Extreme Interrogation on him. He holds it until Stryker becomes motionless. He throws a chair to M.O.P. and grabs the other one. They wait for Viva to get up before hitting him WITH A CONCHAIRTO!!!! Viva slumps to the ground as M.O.P. and Aaron push the resistance out of the ring before raising the chairs to the crowd. Aaron grabs his briefcase and hands M.O.P. his title before the two exit the ring.

Well, The Resistance get’s the win, but it’s Aaron and M.O.P. who get the last word.

They’re gonna need more than the last word to come back and win this tournament though. It’s tough to rally up when you’re down 2 points.

Well, if anyone can do it, it’s Aaron and M.O.P. Folks, that’s all the time we have for Heatz!!1 For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight.


Credits: Boiler Room Brawler, Evil M, Amigo, Jay Carroll, and Aaron Enigma.