In Your Apartment - November 30, 2009
12/3/09
Pyro goes off in the arena. The camera pans the stage, showing a huge mock apartment building, with a door in place of the usual curtain.
Welcome to In Your Apartment! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside Jesse King.
This is going to be an unbelievable show, Gorilla! Look at the lineup for tonight!
Yes indeed. We have seven big matches scheduled for tonight, including the big 4-Way Elimination Match for the WWCF World Championship.
Jazzman defends his belt against King Motor-Colt, Square AND Aaron Enigma, all at the same time!
We also have the WWCF World Tag Team Championship being defended.
Two Guys Who Seriously Rock will put the gold up against Viva and Stryker, The Resistance!
M.O.P. will put his Inter-Forum Championship on the line against “Damn Right” Jackson.
We’ll see the reunion of the Southwest Connection as they take on the Heavy Metal Express, D-Day Dave and Headbanger Man!
The fate of the Hardcore Championship lies in the balance when Jonathan Michaels defends against Yellow Jacket.
But can Amigo be trusted to remain impartial?!
In a special Boiler Room Challenge, The General of the Monkey Army will take on The Boiler Room Brawler.
And we kick things off with the Heatz!!1 Championship being defended!
WWCF Heatz!!1 Title Match: TTS V. Jay Carroll
Tonight’s opening contest is scheduled for 1 fall, with a 20 minute time limit, for the Heetz!!1 Championship!
*Silversun Pickups – Panic Switch*
-Jay Carroll walks through the curtain, accompanied by his two lovely female assistants. The assistants are both carrying champagne bottles, and Jay walks down the ramp ignoring the cat-calls and booing. The three of them step onto the ring apron, and the two assistants shake the bottles all over Jay and the fans sitting ringside. A fan objects, and Jay walks over to him to talk smack, then steps into the ring and takes his corner.
*God's Gonna Cut You Down*
-TTS walks down the ramp, with a look of nonchalance on his face. He takes his time walking down the ramp, ignoring the fans that heckle him as well. Standing at the bottom of the entrance ramp, he produces a chicken from his satchel, and beheads it while performing his ritualistic chanting. He splatters blood across his two championship belts, then enters the ring and presents them to a disgusted looking referee.
As usual, the WWCF does not support the sacrifice of chickens as a part of prematch voodoo rituals, and does not encourage TTS or anyone else to engage in this activity. Remember, don't try this at home.
Good thing PETA doesn’t like professional wrestling enough to watch it, otherwise we’d have a bunch of angry, weak vegans on our hands weekly.
Must you insult potential members of our viewing audience?
It’s not like they’re strong enough to fight me anyway, Gorilla.
To my left, standing 5’11” and weighing 215 pounds, hailing from Philadelphia, PA… “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
-Jay’s face appears aloof as the fans take their turn at booing him again
And to my right, standing 6’3” and weighing 290 pounds, wrestling out of Davie, FL…. The Voodoo Lawyer, TTS!
-TTS barely stirs long enough to realize the fans are booing him, and completes his chanting in his corner.
Neither one of these men look like they want to be in this ring right now. Here’s hoping our opening contest is actually a contest.
-The referee raises the championships high in the air and has blood dripped on him. Looking repulsed, he hurries and hands the titles off as Jay and TTS both laugh at him. The bell rings, and neither man rushes to begin the match. TTS makes the first move, attempting a collar and elbow tie-up. Jay ducks under his arms and applies a waistlock from behind, to which TTS responds by elbowing his way out of it. Both men face off; looking slightly confused, and then lock up in the center of the ring. TTS uses his superior power to push Jay into a corner, and attempts to drive his shoulder into Jay. Jay ducks out of the way and dropkicks TTS into the turnbuckles. TTS shrugs it off and gives Jay a look that screams “Are you serious?!” to which Jay audibly says “Yeah, I’m serious”. TTS rushes in and Jay sidesteps him, applying a drop toe hold. Jay releases the drop toe hold and floats over TTS’s body, attempting a Front Chancery to transition to the Hangover. TTS pushes him off and Jay falls out of the ring, his assistants rushing to pull him up to his feet. TTS waves the women off and signals for a dive, the women clear out of the way. Jay gets to his feet and turns around to see his tag partner flying between the ropes and crashing into him.
Looks like TTS has taken a couple plays from the Jay Carroll playbook. When is the last time we’ve seen him take a high risk maneuver?
Just about every time he sacrifices a chicken at ringside, Gorilla. Those things carry diseases.
Shut up, King!
-Jay is pulled up to his feet by TTS, who prepares him for an Irish Whip. Jay counters the Irish Whip with one of his own, sending TTS crashing into the ringside barricades. The referee administers his count, which has gotten up to 5; Jay slides under the ropes to break the count and begins putting in his offense on the outside of the ring. Jay delivers 2 knife edge chops to TTS before TTS thumbs him in the eye, Jay stumbles off temporarily blinded and TTS pushes him back under the ropes. Before TTS can get back in the ring, Jay is back to his feet and stomps TTS on his way into the ring. Jay Irish Whips TTS into the far turnbuckle and comes rushing in. TTS lifts his boot to kick Jay in the face, but Jay intercepts it, and shoves it down to the mat. Jay delivers an arm wringer to TTS’ left arm and slaps TTS in the chest, walking away acting boisterous. He turns around to get smashed by a TTS clothesline and hits the mat hard. TTS rolls him over and applies the Voodoo Clutch, and Jay squirms for the bottom rope. TTS is forced to break the hold, but utilizes the 5 count to deliver more punishment. Jay pulls himself to the ring apron and props himself up as TTS discusses rope breaks with the referee, then rushes in to knock Jay off the apron. Jay springboards off the top rope and roll back into the ring, measuring TTS for a dropkick to the knee. Jay’s dropkick finds its target, and TTS rolls around holding his left leg. Jay moves in for the Garvin Stomp, talking to TTS and raising his voice with every kick: “THIS is just a TEAM building EXERCISE man, DON’T take it PERSONAL. I still CARE!” Jay yells as he delivers a high knee drop on TTS. TTS rolls under the ropes and Jay walks around the ring soaking in boos from the crowd.
TTS rolls back into the ring and trips Jay up before he can kick at him. TTS charges in for a clothesline but Jay steps between the ropes, prompting the referee to back TTS up into a neutral corner. TTS argues with the ref while Jay looks back at them, then starts unbuckling the turnbuckle padding.
Is Jay really going to try to cheat his own tag partner to win a match?
Jay finishes stripping the turnbuckle just as the referee turns around to see his handiwork. The referee runs to the corner admonishing Jay and asking him how that happened, and Jay shrugs as if to say he doesn’t know. TTS runs over as well intent on clotheslining Jay’s head off, but Jay thumbs him in the eyes and tells an assistant to grab a champagne bottle. As the referee continues to tie the turnbuckle pad back on, Jay readies himself to smash TTS over the head with the bottle. TTS turns around and throws dust into Jay’s eyes, blinding him and leaving him in perfect position to be picked up and smacked hard to the canvas with…
THE PILE UP! JAY HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT!
-The referee turns around to find a ring covered in dust, with a champagne bottle laying near the center of the ring, and TTS pinning Jay. He shrugs his shoulders and counts the pinfall anyway.
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Your winner of the match, and still Heetz!!1 Champion, The Voodoo Lawyer TTS!
-The referee presents TTS his championship belts and Jay pulls himself off the mat. He and TTS begin a heated argument in the
center of the ring over who cheated who as the crowd senses blood in the water.
This doesn’t look good for the future of Voodoo Champagne at all King.
Shut up Gorilla, I’m waiting for one of these guys to kill the other one!
-Jay and TTS continue to argue, but the discussion becomes less heated until the two men determine that tonight’s incident was just one match.
How bout this, I’ll buy all the chickens for your sacrifices from now on if you promise not to kill any in my offices?
Deal! Flying chickens in from the Caribbean is a bitch!
Hug it out?
-The two members of Voodoo Champagne hug each other and shake hands before leaving the ring together. They stand at the top of the ramp, TTS sacrificing a chicken while Jay pops 2 more champagne bottles in celebration of TTS’ win.
Well, doesn’t look like you got your wish King. Moving on…
Aaron Enigma is backstage.
Tonight is the big night. Tonight is the night that I will become heavyweight champion. I'll prove it to Colt, to Jazzman, and to Square. I have what it takes to be champ-
Square rushes in and nails Aaron from behind with a Squareplosion. Square starts stomping every inch of Aaron, a murderous intent in his eyes. He picks Aaron up and throws him into a door. Aaron bounces off the door back onto the floor. He grabs his head in pain and Square laughs before picking him up and opening the door revealing a small flight of stairs. He throws Aaron into the stairwell and Aaron going fumbling down to the bottom of the stairs. Square laughs again and walks off as EMTs rush to check in on Aaron's situation.
Aaron Enigma was just taken out by Square! What does this mean for his title match later tonight, Jesse?!
I would assume it means he won't be competing in it, Gorilla. You can never know with The Head Detective though. I guess we'll have to stay posted on it.
Boiler Room Challenge: The General of the Monkey Army V. The Boiler Room Brawler
*From the Boiler Room*
*The camera is centered on the furnace*
*The camera zooms out to show referee "Spud" Verne Johnson explaining the rules to both contenders*
This is a Boiler Room Challenge, in which two men enter the Boiler Room Brawler's hellish lair and the exit door is locked.
Whoever finds the key, unlocks the door, and escapes from the boiler room is the winner.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson signals the two men to begin the match.
The General lunges at BRB, extending his arm for a clothesline, but he bounces back from BRB.
BRB capitalizes on the rebound by running into the General shoulderfirst, knocking him to the concrete floor.
The General narrowly slips out of the way from BRB's attempted elbow drop.
BRB clasps his elbow from the impact to the concrete as The General returns to his feet.
BRB gets to one knee to get up as The General runs up to BRB, jumps up, and dropkicks him to the head, just knocking him over.
The General returns to his feet, bends over, and catches his breath.
BRB gets back to his feet as The General finishes catching his breath.
The two men lock arms, with The General maneuvering his way to gaining leverage.
He takes BRB by the same arm that impacted the concrete and he twists it, attacking it with a few elbow strikes.
BRB uses The General's grip for leverage and pulls him towards himself and delivers a powerful chop straight to The General's chest.
The General releases BRB's arm and clutches his chest, his jaw hanging from the pain.
BRB winds up and delivers another powerful chop straight to The General's chest.
The General backs up and bumps into a pipe.
BRB barrels towards him but The General narrowly avoids him again and BRB impacts his shoulder with the pipe.
BRB lets out a noticeable moan of pain from the impact.
The General toe kicks BRB straight to the stomach, making him bend over.
The General then hooks his arm around BRB's head and drops down for a DDT, but BRB stays up and The General lands on his back.
BRB notices this and goes for another elbow job, this time squarely landing onto The General's stomach.
The General is in a fetal position as BRB returns to his feet and heads for a flight of metal grated stairs.
As BRB's footsteps rattle the stairs, The General reaches up to a pipe for leverage to get up.
BRB is on the lookout for the key, but he can't see it.
The General ventures forth below BRB and looks deeper into the boiler room from the bottom floor.
BRB sees that The General is back up and he heads around the bend and climbs down a ladder to meet the General who runs up and delivers a Yakuza kick to BRB's back before he's all the way down.
BRB falls to his back as The General proceeds to stomp on him, but BRB manages to catch one of his stomps, twists the ankle, and manages to make The General lose his footing.
BRB proceeds to get back up while still holding on to The General's leg so as to make it hard for him get up in turn.
BRB backs up and stands next to an ominous big red button.
The General returns to his feet and runs at BRB, who hits the button, opening a steam valve that blasts The General in the face, making him back up and cover his face.
BRB slips away to run up the metal stairs when he spots the keys hanging from a string.
He casually walks over to them, but he then slips on a banana peel.
Meanwhile, The General recovers from the steam and is met by Tinkers, who is hanging from the nearby ladder and hands him a monkey wrench.
The General smirks, kisses Tinkers, and gives her his next orders.
Tinkers slinks away as he heads for the stairs.
BRB gets up as he sees The General walking up the stairs.
BRB grabs the banana peels and throws it at The General, who looks down at the banana and then takes careful, precise aim at BRB and throws the monkey wrench at him.
The monkey wrench bounces off of BRB's chest, who momentarily stops and backs up from the impact.
The General capitalizes this by running up to BRB, leaping into the air, and knee striking him in the face, making BRB fall over with a loud metallic clang.
The General steps onto BRB and grabs at the key, which hangs from a string, but BRB shifts to make The General lose his footing as the key swings out of the way.
The General falls over the railing, but he catches himself and skins the cat back to the metal stairs.
Tinkers climbs into The General's hands, and he launches her towards the key, which she latches onto and swings about, trying to remove it from the string.
BRB returns to his feet and tackles The General down the stairs, mounting him at the bottom and laying punches into him.
BRB gets up and leaves The General on the ground to set up a nearby table.
As BRB does so, The General recovers and Tinkers lands back on the railing with the key.
The General gives Tinkers a signal to unlock the door, to which she proceeds.
BRB returns to The General and lifts him up, but Tinkers throws the monkey wrench to BRB's back.
The General slips back to the ground and delivers his patented Monkey's Paw straight to BRB's face, knocking him over.
The General picks Tinkers up and grabs the key.
He walks up the stairs, unlocks the door, and takes a step.
A small explosion suddenly knocks The General back to and over the railing, landing on the table below.
BRB is back on his feet, his nose bleeding from the Monkey's Paw as he lowers his pistol-gesturing hand.
He walks up to The General, lifts him up, bends him over and lifts him up by the legs, rendering him upside down.
BRB puts his legs before The General's arms, and he drops to the ground for The Boiling Point, crushing The General beneath his 350lb body.
BRB goes up the stairs, opens the door, and walks outside, where his hand is raised by Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson.
Your Boiler Room Challenge Winner, Boiler... Room... Brawler!
"You Asked For It" by Mercyful Fate hits the speakers as BRB returns to the boiler room, the camera staying in place when The General is tossed out like a rag doll moments later.
An amazing, physical contest we just saw, Jess.
That’s usually what you can expect when The General and The Brawler are involved, Gorilla.
And speaking of physical contests, up next is the Hardcore Championship match between Jonathan Michaels and Yellow Jacket, featuring guest referee Amigo!
Hardcore Title Match: Jonathan Michaels V. Yellow Jacket
Guest Referee: Amigo
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is Scheduled for one fall and is for the World WrestleCrap Federation Hardcore Championship!
Testament's "Souls Of Black" begins playing, signaling the arrival of the special referee.
Introducing first, the special guest referee for this match, Amigo.
Amigo makes his way to the ring, wearing a spiffy new referee shirt. He also has two pictures in hand.
So, these past few days, I have told you that a Representative of one of the men in the match I'm about to officiate has come to me with a offer. Tonight, I'd like to present the two people that could be it.
*Lays down the first one*
Representing Jonathan Michaels, Sara Nolastnamegiven. Girlfriend of Michaels. Potential Offer: Sex. Lots of it too.
*Lays down the other one*
Representing Yellowjacket, Ruger Stabler. Former Wrestling coach of Yellowjacket. Potential Offer: Money.
So, tonight, pay a close look on who it might have been. Heh.
*Pull Me Under hits. Amigo is running around the ring ready to fight, only to be met by Sparks at the entrance ramp*
Relax, relax. I'm not here to attack you....I came out here to let you know that the clock is ticking...time is running out. I have attacked you each and every night, but I'm tired of it. I'm tired of just beating eachother up like school yard children. Amigo, match or no match, I want an answer...TONIGHT!
*Sparks walks to the back as Amigo stands in the ring, pondering*
The strains of 3 Doors Down's Going Down In Flames, overtake Amigo's music as the challenger emerges
Making his way to the ring, the challenger, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 244 pounds, Yellow Jacket!
Yellow Jacket saunters to the ring, sneering at the audience, he glares at Amigo and enters the ring. He grabs the mic from Muffer.
The time has finally arrived for the overthrow of the Hardcore Championship. No longer will men be able to coast by on lackluster wrestling skills by using foreign objects as a means of offense. No longer will you insipid fans be brainwashed into thinking that is entertainment, that it's true talent.
I want each and every one of you in this arena tonight to hold onto your ticket stub. For that stub will become a relic in time, as it'll mark the final night of the Hardcore Division. I want each and every one of you...
Yellow Jacket gets cut off by "Original Prankster" blasting over the PA, as Jonathan Michaels makes his way to the arena, to the disgust of YJ.
And his opponent, being accompanied by Sara Nakatomi, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the World WrestleCrap Federation Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Jonathan and Sara appear out of the smoke and walk to the ring, arm in arm, Sara carrying the title belt.
Jonathan climbs into the ring, Amigo attempts to take the belt from Sara, but Michaels stops him.
Not unless he wins.
Amigo glares at Michaels, but acquiesces and prepares to call for the bell, when...
The lights go out.
HE’S BACK
Thunderstruck hit’s as the crowd erupts, and Evil M walks out, his arm in a brace.
Guess who’s back!
The crowd erupts, as Yellow Jacket looks on nervously.
It’s been a while hasn’t it? I can’t even remember the last time I was out here in front of all you people.
Oh, wait. I DO remember! I was fighting some new guy, now what was his name, Wasp, Hornet, oh yeah, Yellow Jacket!
The crowd boos, as Yellow Jacket gulps.
Now, it’s no secret what happened, this rookie did what nobody else has been able to do, put me on the shelf. My arm was broken. I had to have surgery to repair it. I was out for nearly two months, and I’m still not a hundred percent. *Points to the brace* And Yellow Jacket, that’s on you.
The crowd starts booing YJ and chanting “Evil’s gonna get you!”
But it’s also on you. *Points at Jonathan* At GookerMania, you and beat the hell out of each other in the Ultimate Scaffold match. And I’ll be the first to admit, you kicked my ass. But because of you, I went into my match with Yellow Jacket already wounded. My arm was already hurting from when you threw me off the scaffold, but I still went out there, not realizing that he would be out for my blood.
And because of all that, I got my arm broken.
I GOT MY f***IN’ ARM BROKEN!!!
Two months. That’s how long I was out for. And I probably won’t be medically cleared for another month or so. So that’s three months. Three months off of my career that I can’t get back. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT’S LIKE?!!!
Mix of boos and cheers from the crowd, who understand Evil M’s point.
But more than anything, what happened to me is on…
ALL OF YOU!!! *Points at the fans* For over a year, everything I did in that ring was to please all of you. But it was never enough, was it? You always wanted more. Inferno TLC? “Not good enough, give us more!” Iron Maiden? “We want more!” Fruits and Legos? “MORE!” Ultimate Scaffold? “WE NEED MORE!!!”
Well, I gave you more and more and more, until my body gave out on me! And when that happened, did you finally realize what you had done? NO! You just moved on to the next patsy stupid enough to listen to you ingrates!
The crowd is booing like crazy.
Go ahead. Boo me. I don’t care. I’m through listening to you people. From now on, only one person matters. Me.
The crowd begins chanting “Evil Sucks!”
*laughs* Actually, you couldn’t be more wrong. Evil is awesome.
Evil M starts to leave, but suddenly stops and turns back towards the ring.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
You two? *Points at Michaels and Yellow Jacket* You two better grow eyes in the back of your heads. Because I don’t forgive.
And I sure as hell don’t forget.
Thunderstruck hit’s as Evil M exits to a chorus of boos.
All three men look at each other for a moment, then Amigo calls for the bell.
Jonathan and YellowJacket tie up, YJ grabs Michaels by the waist and hits a belly to belly suplex, Jonathan rolls out of the ring and searches underneath, pulling out a Singapore Cane, Michaels whacks YJ in the ankle, sending him to the mat, Jonathan gets back in the ring and begins wailing on YJ with the cane, YJ rolls out of the ring to escape and turns to the crowd.
"Is this what you like? You like this?"
YJ turns back around, only to be met by Jonathan, who whacks YJ over the head with the cane, breaking it in two.
Jonathan pulls YJ up by the scruff of the neck and hits a DDT on the floor, then grabs more weapons from under the ring, Michaels throws a garbage can, chairs, street signs, hockey sticks and various other objects into the ring.
Jonathan picks YJ up and rolls him into the ring, Jonathan climbs in and grabs a Stop sign, he turns around and YJ grabs Michaels and hits a German suplex, driving Jonathan into a steel chair.
YJ looks around and grabs a steel chair, he holds it up to the crowd
"Is this what you want?"
The crowd responds in the affirmative, as Jonathan gets to his feet, YJ is practically rabid, waiting to attack, Michaels turns around and YJ charges with the chair, but tosses it aside and clothes Michaels instead, the crowd boos, and YJ smirks at the crowd, waving a finger at them to say "I don't think so."
YJ goes for the cover, Amigo makes the count.
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KICKOUT
YJ wastes no time in flipping Jonathan over and applying a Boston Crab, Michaels grabs a hockey stick and swings it behind him, swatting at YJ, who releases the hold, pulls Jonathan off the mat and hits a belly to belly suplex, sending Michaels out of the ring.
YJ looks at Amigo smugly.
"You see this? I'm destroying him."
Amigo yawns.
YJ sneers and goes to the ropes to go after Michaels, but Jonathan pops up and clocks YJ with a garbage can lid, Jonathan pulls out a pair of handcuffs, pulls YJ's arms through the ropes and puts the handcuffs on him.
YJ tugs at the rope, trying to free himself, but to no avail, Jonathan grabs another kendo stick, smiling wickedly, YJ begs off, attempting to appeal to Amigo to help, but the guest referee just shrugs as Michaels whacks YJ repeatedly with the stick, finally breaking it on YJ's back.
Jonathan climbs out of the ring and searches for more weapons of destruction, finally finding his trusty Tack Chair and sliding it into the ring, he goes back and finds a barbed wire tennis racket and tosses it into the ring as well.
Michaels goes over to the timekeeper's table and grabs a pair of bolt cutters, then slides into the ring, Jonathan takes the bolt cutters and clubs YJ in the gut with them, he then goes to the opposite side of the ring and runs at YJ, who catches Michaels with The Sting!
YJ drags the bolt cutters towards him with his foot and manages to get hold of them, he awkwardly gets them into position and cuts the chain of the cuffs, freeing himself.
YJ crawls over to Jonathan and covers him.
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KICKOUT!
YJ gets in Amigo's face, insisting that he had Michaels down for the three count, Michaels rolls YJ up.
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KICKOUT!
YJ kicks Jonathan's legs out from under him and applies the crossface, the cuffs on his wrists digging into Michaels' face, Michaels is bleeding from the forehead, he desperately scrambles toward the rope and manages to grab hold, forcing YJ to release the hold.
Michaels pulls himself to his feet, YJ attempts to hit The Sting again, but Michaels grabs his foot and applies the Fade To Black, Michaels twists YJ's foot sideways as he screams in pain, YJ tries to drag himself closer to the rope, but can't quite reach, he twists from side to side, and manages to pull Michaels off his feet.
The two men struggle to their feet, Jonathan grabs the barbed wire racket and slams it over YJ's head, turning it into a necklace and busting him open, Michaels grabs the handle and flings YJ into the corner, YJ bounces off the corner and turns around into the Fade to Black, and YJ lands on top of the Tack Chair, Michaels covers.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILL Hardcore Champion, JONATHAN MICHAELS!
Jonathan pulls YJ off the tack chair, then holds up both the chair and the belt, as the crowd applauds.
Jonathan exits, as Yellow Jacket slowly pulls himself up. He looks at Amigo and starts yelling at him, saying it’s his fault he lost. Amigo just stands there, ignoring the whining, until YJ slaps him across the face!
Amigo lunges at YJ and tackles him to the mat. He starts pummeling Jacket with punches until YJ squirms free and rolls to the outside. He heads up the ramp, but Amigo gives chase, catching and slamming YJ on the ramp! Amigo continues to attack Jacket, who tries to crawl away. Amigo stays on him, but YJ suddenly hooks his ankle and drags Amigo the ground! YJ starts slamming Amigo’s head on the ramp, but the masked superstar fights him off. The two continue to trade punches, eventually fighting up to the stage. The two continue a fairly even brawl, until Amigo lowblow’s Jacket, then tosses him through one of the apartment windows! Several referees and EMTs run out to check on Yellow Jacket as Amigo looks on, a sadistic smile on his face.
A video plays, showing the formation of the Heavy Metal Express, the fall and rebirth of Corporate and finally, the reunion of the Southwest Connection.
The Heavy Metal Express V. The Southwest Connection
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a one hour time limit!
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
Introducing first, at a combined weight of 498 pounds, D-Day Dave and The Headbanger Man...THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!
(New Blackjacks Theme)
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, Mr Money In The Bank Tyfo and Little Naitch...THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!
- The HME try to do their air-playing schtick, but both men are blindsided by the Southwest Connection. Naitch punches Headbanger Man in the corner, while Tyfo wails away on D-Day Dave. Naitch and Headbanger both tumble out of the ring, as the referee tries to maintain a sense of order. Eventually all 4 men settle down, and Tyfo starts off with Headbanger.
- Headbanger grabs a side headlock, but Tyfo pushes him off and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle. Headbanger leapfrogs Tyfo, but misses with a clothesline. Tyfo goes for a quick win with a cradle.
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- Headbanger escapes. Tyfo nails him with a few more right hand, and whips him into the turnbuckle. He hits one running clothesline, but Headbanger gets a boot up on a second attempt. Tyfo gets hit with a bulldog, but Headbanger misses with an elbow attempt. Tyfo hits a butterfly suplex.
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- Headbanger kicks out. Tyfo tags in Naitch whilst holding the legs, and Naitch delivers an elbow to the knee joint. Naitch places Headbanger's leg on the bottom ropes and delivers a couple of sentons. He motions for the Figure-4, but Headbanger kicks him off. Headbanger runs into a hip toss, before sliding under the ring to regroup, as Dave gives him some words of encouragement on the outside.
- Naitch makes his way towards them, but Headbanger manages to snap his neck across the top rope. Back inside, he delivers a legdrop and makes the cover.
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- Naitch kicks out. Headbanger tags in Dave, who delivers a boot to the midsection, followed by a couple of uppercuts and a kneelift. Dave makes a quick tag back to Headbanger, who pushes Naitch into the corner, and hits a couple of blows to the lower back. He goes for a back suplex, but Naitch flips out of it. Naitch levels Headbanger with a chop, but then runs into a clothesline. Dave gets tagged in, and he hits a suplex, before floating over into a cover.
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- Kick out. Dave then applies a chinlock, occasionally hitting Naitch with a crossface. Naitch eventually gets to his feet, scoring with elbows to the gut of Dave, but gets hit by a dropkick. Dave then locks in a single leg crab. He cranks up the pressure on the hold, but Naitch manages to crawl to the ropes. Dave releases the hold at the 4 count, before posing to the crowd. He turns around and clashes heads with Naitch, which sends both men to the canvas.
- Dave gets to his feet first, and knocks Tyfo off the apron to prevent a tag. However he turns around into a school boy roll-up.
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- Dave escapes. He makes a wild swing, but Naitch ducks under it, before hitting a belly to back suplex. Tyfo gets back on the apron as both men attempt to tag their respective partners. Dave tags in Headbanger, who cannot prevent Naitch from bringing Tyfo into the match. Tyfo nails Headbanger with clotheslines, before hitting snake eyes and then a running lariat!
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- Dave breaks up the pin. Naitch hits a sledge on Dave, and then backdrops him out of the ring. Tyfo nails Headbanger with a Double Arm DDT.
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- 2.8! Naitch and Dave pummel each other on the outside. Dave reverses a whip and sends Naitch into the steel steps shoulder first. In the ring, Tyfo goes to apply the Texas Cloverleaf, and just as he sets in it properly, Dave scrambles back into the ring and hits a low dropkick on Tyfo. Dave hits a scissors kick, and drapes Headbanger's arm across Tyfo.
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- Tyfo kicks out! The HME both complain to the referee. Tyfo gets back to his feet, and hits a double clothesline just as both his opponents turn around! Naitch gets it together, and pulls Dave back out of the ring. He rakes the eyes and nails him with a chop which sends him down, before getting back into his corner.
- In the ring, Tyfo hits a Twist Of Fate. He gestures that he is going for the Tumbleweed, and positions Headbanger on the second turnbuckle. Headbanger realises the danger, and punches Tyfo repeatedly. Tyfo eventually falls to the mat. Headbanger positions himself on the top rope, and as Tyfo gets up, he scores with a Blockbuster! He slowly crawls into the cover.
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- Tyfo kicks out again! Dave gets back into the HME corner. Headbanger tags in Dave. He gets Tyfo in position for the Dead End, but Tyfo reverses it into a pinning predicament!
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- No! A frustrated Dave pounds the mat, but charges straight into a powerslam! Tyfo then tags in Naitch, who stomps away furiously on Dave, before smacking Headbanger for good measure. Naitch hits Tyfo with an atomic drop, and then connects with a spinebuster!
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- 2.8! Naitch then grabs the leg of Dave and applies the figure-4! Headbanger recovers and grabs a steel chair from ringside. He runs into the ring with it, but Tyfo cuts him off. The two men brawl, and as the referee tries to control them, Dave grabs the chair and blasts Naitch in the head with it, as he tries to cinch in the submission. Dave untangles himself and throws the chair back out of the ring. He then picks Naitch up and hits the Dead End! Headbanger cuts Tyfo off from stopping the cover.
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Here are your winners...THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!
- The Headbanger Man hits a elbow to the back of Tyfo's head to stop him struggling, and then celebrates with D-Day Dave. Both men walk out of the arena through the crowd, playing their air instruments. Tyfo tends to Naitch, while admonishing the referee for not noticing the chairshot.
Well, you may not like their methods, but you have to respect the Heavy Metal Express for hanging with one of the top teams in the WWCF!
Respect them?! Gorilla, they couldn’t hang with The Southwest Connection on their best day! The only reason they won was because they cheated!
Aren’t you the one who says a win is a win?
….You must have me confused with someone else Gorilla.
Apparently. Up next, the Inter-Forum Championship is on the line. It’s M.O.P. V. “Damn Right” Jackson!
Inter-Forum Title Match: M.O.P. V. “Damn Right” Jackson
The following contest is set for one fall, with a half hour time limit and it is for the WWCF Inter-Forum Championship!
Too black, too strong… Damn Right!
*Bring Tha Noise*
Introducing first, the challenger. From West Philly, weighing in at 269 pounds, “Damn Right” Jackson!
*Days of the Phoenix*
And his opponent. From Bergen County, New Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, he is the Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!
Referee Will Alphonzo signals for the bell and they tie up. Jackson shoots M.O.P. into the ropes, but the Champion leapfrog’s him and comes back with a diving cross body! Both men are up and M.O.P. meets Jackson with a flurry of punches, then a big dropkick, knocking the challenger to the outside!
M.O.P. on fire here in the early going!
As Jackson tries to regain his bearings on the outside, M.O.P. baseball slide’s under the bottom rope, knocking Jackson into the crowd control barrier! He then grabs DR and tosses him back in the ring. Jackson struggles to his feet, only to be met with a snap suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
M.O.P. picks Jackson up and whips him into the corner. The Champion charges, but Jackson moves! M.O.P. leaps on to the top rope, but Jackson shoves him off and he hit’s the barrier hard! As M.O.P holds his ribs, Jackson shoves him, knocking him to the floor!
Did you see the way he landed Jess?!
This doesn’t look good, Gorilla.
The ref rushes over to check on M.O.P. Several officials come out from the back. In the ring, even Jackson looks concerned. Alphonzo reenters the ring and says something to Jackson, who get’s angry. He shoves the ref aside and rolls out of the ring. DR pushes the officials aside and grabs M.O.P by the hair. He picks the Champion up and slams his head on the ring apron, then tosses him back in the ring. Jackson pulls M.O.P. up and slams him into the corner, then drops him face first on the top turnbuckle. M.O.P. hit’s the mat with a thud. Jackson smiles, sensing that victory is close. He picks M.O.P. up and hit’s a vicious DDT! But instead of going for the cover, he starts taunting the crowd.
Look at your hero now! I told you I had his number!
Jackson wasting time now taunting the fans.
Nah. He has this in the bag Gorilla. M.O.P. won’t be getting up any time soon.
Get ready for a new Champion!
Jackson goes for the cover.
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KICKOUT!!!
Unbelievable! M.O.P. kicked out!
Jackson is beside himself! He thought he had it and so did I!
Jackson angrily picks M.O.P. up and goes for High Attitude, but M.O.P. slides out of it! Jackson turns around and is met with an onslaught of punches, followed by a slam! M.O.P. comes off the ropes with an elbow drop! Cover!
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Kickout!
M.O.P. pulls Jackson up. DR tries to fight back, hitting some punches, but when he goes for a lariat, M.O.P. ducks, then picks him up for… THE JERSEY DRIVER!!! COVER!!!
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Here is your winner, and still WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!
Alphonzo hands M.O.P. the belt. He holds it up, while holding his ribs with his free hand.
The Champ retains, Jess! The Champ retains!
I give him credit, Gorilla! Jackson seemed to have it won after shoving M.O.P. into the barrier, but somehow the Champ found a way to come back!
A video plays showing the rivalry between Two Guys Who Seriously Rock and The Resistance, as well as highlighting Viva’s recent change in attitude.
WWCF Tag Team Title Match: Two Guys Who Seriously Rock V. The Resistance
The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship!
*Bagpipes sound loudly, and then transition into Hate Everyone*
Two men roll out a red carpet and Viva Los Bio Dome poses at the top of the ramp, spins, and heads down. Stryker follows closely behind. What he once thought was funny, he now finds incredibly grating and annoying, and you can tell he's fed up with Viva's new attitude.
Coming in at a combined 435 pounds, Hailing from Hayward, California and The Depths of the Soul, Your #1 contenders, The Resistance!
*The crowd is lukewarm at best, having trouble deciding whether to cheer for Stryker, or boo for Viva Los Bio Dome.*
*Supermassive Black Hole*
Coming in at 5'11" and 220 pounds, hailing from Sydney, Australia! One half of your WWCF Tag-Team Champions, Starshine!
Starshine walks out, shreds on his air guitar, and then waits atop of the ramp for his teammate to accompany him to the ring.
*Nikopol*
And his teammate, coming in at 5'7" and 180 pounds, hailing from WWCF Headquarters... your other half of the WWCF Tag-Team Champions, Cthulhu!
'Two Guys Who Seriously Rock' both stand on the ramp for a while, seemingly talking shop, and developing a gameplan. At a moments notice, they storm the ring, slide in, and all four of them immediately go at it. Stryker is getting the best of Starshine, and Cthulhu is getting the best of Viva.
Cthulhu drops Viva with a DDT, and Stryker flattens Starshine with a clothesline. Cthulhu picks Viva up, and throws him to the outside, and Stryker quickly does the same with Starshine. The referee finally gets around to ringing the bell, and the match has now officially started.
Cthulhu and Stryker instantly lock up, and Stryker hits him with a quick punch to the gut, followed by a knee to the face. Stryker times Cthulhu as he's getting up and hits him with a Springboard Crossbody. He goes for the pin.
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Cthulhu kicks out with authority and stands up. He's shaking off the ill effects of the exchange just had, and Stryker instantly takes notice and goes for a clothesline. Cthulhu ducks and tags Starshine in. Starshine hits Stryker with a superkick that could be heard throughout Parts Unknown Arena. The crowd gasps and Starshine cackles and drops down to go for the pin.
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Stryker kicks out. Starshine whips Stryker in to the corner, and lifts him up to the top ropes. As Starshine is preparing him for a superplex, Stryker begins retaliating with a couple of right hands to the stomach. Starshine drops a couple of huge right hands on Stryker and hits his Superplex. He goes for a pin.
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Viva Los Bio Dome breaks it up, and Cthulhu takes issue. They argue back and forth but are talked into their corners by the referee. Starshine is busy taunting and Stryker begins his descent to his tag partner. Viva is reaching out for the tag and Starshine slaps him in the face and kicks Stryker in the head. Starshine laughs, lifts Stryker up, and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. Again goes for the pin.
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Stryker barely gets a shoulder up, and Starshine can't believe it. He frustratedly tags Cthulhu in. Stryker surprises him with an elbow to the throat, and hurriedly runs and tags Viva in.
Viva comes in on fire and instantly drops Cthulhu with a clothesline. He picks up Cthulhu, whips him in to the corner, and hits him with a running knee to the face. Cthulhu drops to the floor and Viva grabs the ropes and begins stomping a mudhole. He senses Starshine coming from behind and hits him with an elbow to the face. Viva begins taunting to the crowd. The crowd boos in return.
Viva goes to pick up Cthulhu and gets a lot more when he bargained for when Cthulhu kicks him off and immediately dashes for his corner and tags in Starshine. Starshine, in what seems like a splitsecond, kicks Viva Los Bio Dome in the stomach and hits him with a Starshot. He goes for the pin.
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He lifts both of his legs onto the second rope for leverage.
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Starshine and Cthulhu cannot believe it! They both run to the center of the ring and start celebrating!
Here are your winners... Two Guys Who...
*One Winged Angel (Remix)*
Seth Drakin appears on the Craptron.
Cthulhu, Starshine, you must underestimate my ability to do my job. This is the second time you've tried to win by using underhanded tactics. If you know anything about me, it's that I respect nothing more than I respect honor. I let it slide when you did this at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, but I'm afraid I can't let this happen at two straight Pay-Per-Views. Referee, restart the match.
Cthulhu and Starshine begin throwing a fit in the middle of the ring, while The Resistance cheers, grateful for the second chance.
Viva and Cthulhu are in the ring as the ref restarts the match.
Viva's smile turns into a scowl and he charges Cthulhu and rakes his eyes. He kicks him in the balls and hits him with a DDT that rattles the ring.
He picks up Cthulhu, walks him to his corner, and tags in Stryker.
Viva sets Cthulhu up for a cheap shot, and Stryker sticks him in the chest with a right hand. Stryker drops him with an overhead belly to belly. Stryker sets Cthulhu up for the Cyclone Cutter, Starshine gets in the ring. Viva meets him in the middle and throws him out through the second rope. Stryker connects with the Cyclone Cutter and goes for the pin.
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Viva rips Stryker off of Cthulhu and goes for the pin himself.
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Your winners and NEW Tag-Team Champions, The Resistance!
Viva jumps up and begins dancing in the ring. Stryker looks at Viva in disgust. As the referee presents them with their Tag Team Belts, Viva motions towards Stryker for a high five and is left dry. Viva shrugs.
Three women come over the railing and try to get into the ring. The ref tries to stop them, but Viva tells the ref to let them in. They get in the ring, and begin dancing with Viva. Viva offers one of the women to Styker. Stryker looks at Viva, shakes his head in disgust, and walks up the ramp. Viva takes his sweet time going up the ramp with the three ladies and a loud chorus of boos.
*the camera pans to a pane of glass hanging horizontally in a room. Suddenly a foot is seen walking ontop of it, the camera pans up to reveal Colt standing on the glass.*
Here we are, In Your Apartment... In a moment I will be stepping in the ring against 3 bright young superstars who many consider the future, or in Jazzman's case, the present. You may ask what exactly I'm doing here, on this pane of glass... well look below.
*Below the glass is a room filled with photos of Aaron Enigma, Square and Jazzman throughout their career*
In this room, are the careers of my three opponents, who haven't been here as long as myself but have still accomplished quite a bit, above their careers is this glass ceiling you see me walking on. This represents my career, this match up, and the WWCF and the way things are. They've achieved so much, however I'm still the one standing above their glass ceiling. Look at this room above that I'm in...
*Photos of Colt's many title wins, KOW win, Thunderdome etc. Also seen are photos of his famous stare downs with Seth, Naitch, Above Average and Evil M among others.*
As you can see, this is a room filled with success, dominance... of legend.
Will those trapped in the room below me be able to break through and make this room of legend their own? Well...
*Colt starts stomping and jumping around on the glass, the glass doesn't break*
We'll see...
Well Jess, up next is the World Championship match. It’s scheduled to be a 4-Way match, but after what happened earlier, I don’t know.
Square’s attack on Aaron is replayed.
Gorilla, I think this match has gone from a 4-Way to a 3-Way.
You may be right. But in an case, let’s take it to Michael Muffer.
4-Way Elimination Match for the WWCF World Title: Jazzman V. King Motor-Colt V. Square V. Aaron Enigma
The following contest is the 4-Way Elimination match for the WWCF World Heavweight Championship!
*I Don’t Care*
Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, Square!
Square is greeted with a chorus of boos following his earlier assault on Aaron Enigma.
You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second…
*Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em*
From Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 247 pounds, King Motor-Colt!
*Lilac Lane*
From Upstate New York, weighing in at 206 pounds. He is the reigning and defending WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, JAZZMAN!!!
Hmm, it doesn't look like the ref wants to wait for Aaron any longer.
I guess so, Gorilla. It's too bad, I think he had a good shot at winning the title.
The ref moves to signal for the bell when suddenly...
Make a Move begins to play and Aaron Enigma emerges and limps down the ramp, holding his left arm with his right arm. An EMT tries to convince him to turn back but he shrugs him off and continues to walk to the ring. Square and the other competitors are in shock as the crowd cheers loudly.
Oh my goodness, King. He's here! The Head Detective is here!
Yeah Gorilla but what condition is he really in? He doesn't look ready to compete, he looks ready to go to the hospital.
That's the heart of Aaron, Jesse. He talked all week about how much that title means to him. He told them all he was going to usher in a new era to WWCF. He isn't about to go back on his word.
I just hope he isn't making a huge mistake here.
Aaron tenderly gets in the ring. He looks straight at Square as the bell sounds. Square charges at him and punches Aaron into the corner. Colt and Jazzman lock up as well and the battle begins. Square attacks Aaron with a vicious series of punches, taking advantage of his injured foe. He whips Aaron across the ring into the other corner and charges. However Aaron gets his foot up and nails Square in the head. Aaron leaps and hits a big clothesline on him, but drops to the ground grasping his arm in pain. Meanwhile, Colt and Jazzman fight into the corner, and the break cleanly. Colt notices the downed Aaron and moves to make a quick pin on him.
1.....2....Aaron is able to kick out!
Colt picks up Aaron, but Aaron breaks his hold and deliver a big kick to the midsection. He bounces off the ropes and kicks Colt in the side of the head, but Jazzman then blindsides Aaron with a clothesline. During this Square gets up and starts to attack Aaron again, this time stomping him before locking him in an abdominal stretch. Jazzman goes after Colt, lifting him up and attempting a suplex, but Colt counters with one of his own. Aaron tries to break Square's hold and eventually muscles Square off him, but Square attacks quickly with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT. Instead of pinning Aaron, he starts stomping him. Colt comes up from behind Square with a clubbing back blow, and turns Square around, lifting him up to hit the Story on Page One, Square counters it though, and pushes Colt off him. The two are about to lock up again but Jazzman nails the two of them with a double clothesline. He then goes to pin the injured Aaron.
1.....2....Aaron kicks out again!
Jazzman lifts Aaron up and throws him into the corner. He crosses the ring and then begins to charge back at Aaron to make him Take the A Train. Colt leaps up and explodes on Jazzman with a huge clothesline though. Colt takes advantage and charges at Aaron, who has managed to turn around and put his back on the turnbuckle. Colt jumps for a splash, but Aaron catches him and plants him with a solid STO. Aaron then jumps from the corner and hits a running neckbreaker on Square. Aaron remains the lone standing man and the crowd cheers for him. He moves to pin Square.
1.....2.Square easily pushes the injured man off him.
Aaron gets to his feet and ducks under a punch from Colt and attempts one of his own, but Colt blocks it and kicks Aaron in the stomach before hitting a vertical suplex. Aaron lands and shouts in pain as Colt moves to pin him.
1.....2.....Aaron just kicks out!
Colt lifts Aaron up and moves to punch him, however Aaron ducks and Colt swings around. Aaron grabs him and quickly plants Colt and himself with a russian legsweep. Aaron writhes in pain and Jazzman tries to take advantage with a pin.
1.....2.....Aaron just kicks out again!
Jazzman lifts Aaron to his feet and moves to throw him into the corner, but Aaron counters and throws Jazzman instead. Aaron charges at Jazzman, but Jazzman dodges and Aaron's shoulder hits the steel ringpost, turning around Jazzman plants him with a jumping armbreaker. Colt comes from behind and attempts to german suplex Jazzman, but he flips through the throws and instead pushes Colt into the ropes, before rolling him up.
1.....2...Colt pushes Jazzman off him!
Square moves to the downed Aaron and puts him in a keylock. Aaron desparately tries to break the hold, but Square wrenches it move. Aaron eventually gets to his feet, and elbows Square in the gut. As he goes to move away though, Square grabs his head and drops him with a reverse DDT. Jazzman comes over to Square from behind and also hits a reverse DDT on Square. Colt charges at Jazzman from behind, but Jazzman ducks and delivers a big enziguri as Colt turns around. Jazzman picks up Square and throws him to the corner. He picks up Square and puts him on the top rope before climbing up himself. He sets up Square to hit Such Sweet Thunder, but Square is able to push him off and Jazzman crashes on the ground. Square jumps up and leaps for a diving elbow, and he hits Jazzman and goes for the pin.
1.....2....Jazzman just gets his shoulder up!
Square is frustrated now and moves to take it out on Aaron, he gets on his knees and starts pounding away at Aaron. The ref eventually pulls him off Aaron and Square exchanged words with him. Colt picks up Aaron and throws him into a corner, and then picks up Jazzman and throws him into the same corner. Jazzman and Aaron collide and Colt charges. At the last second, Aaron shoves Jazzman off him and his head collides with Colt. Both men stagger from the blow, and Aaron leaps to the ropes, and bounces off with a huge kick to Colt. Aaron lands on the mat and doesn't move, exhausted and still injured from earlier. Jazzman falls on top of Colt for a pin.
1.....2....Colt gets his shoulder up!
Square meanwhile moves to Aaron and picks him up. He bounces off the ropes and moves to hit Aaron with the Squareplosion. However Aaron ducks under it, and Square runs right into a clothesline from Jazzman. Aaron drops to one knee, clutching his left arm. Colt comes from behind and dropkicks Aaron, who goes sprawling under the ropes and out of the ring. Square clotheslines Colt from behind and gets out of the ring. He lifts up Aaron and slams his back into the side of the ring. He quickly follows up by throwing Aaron into the stairs. Square moves towards Aaron, but Jazzman connects with a baseball slide that sends Square to the ground. Jazzman picks Aaron up and throws him back into the ring. Jazzman gets on the ring apron to get in the ring, but Colt hits him with a dropkick and he's sent back to the floor. Colt seizes the moment and moves to pin Aaron.
1.....2.....Aaron is just barely able to get his shoulder up!
Colt gets up, visibly frustrated and amazed that Aaron refuses to stay down. He lifts Aaron up and attempts to hit the Story on Page One, however Aaron counters and lands on his feet before dropping Colt with a quick DDT. Aaron drops to the ground, quickly losing steam and trying to catch a breather. Jazzman gets to his feet on the outside and moves to get in the ring, but Square clubs him in the back. Square tries to throw Jazzman into the ring post, but Jazzman reverses and sends Square's head bouncing off the metal instead. He picks up Square and throws him into the ring before getting in himself. He picks up Square and hits him with a vertical suplex and goes for the pin.
1.....2.....Square just kicks out!
Jazzman gets up and picks up Square. He throws him into the corner and motions he's going to make him Take the A Train. However Square dodges and Jazzman manages to stop before he crashes into the turnbuckle. He turns around and is met with a big boot from Colt. Square looks at Aaron and lifts him up. He attempts to use a scoop slam on Aaron, but Aaron counters it and drops Square with a quick reverse STO. Aaron looks physically tired as he crawls to Square for the pin.
1.....2.....Square is able to kick out!
Aaron grabs his hair in frustration as he attempts to get to his feet. He struggles and uses the ropes for leverage. Colt notices this and runs at Aaron. Aaron pulls down the top rope and Colt is sent flying over the ropes and onto the ring floor. Aaron moves to the corner and leans on the turnbuckle, trying to get some rest. Jazzman and Square struggle to get to their feet. They lock up in the center and Square locks Jazzman in a headlock which he flips Jazzman to the ground. Jazzman pushes Square's head between his knees and attempts to squeeze him. Square gets out quickly and both men get up. Square kicks Jazzman and attempts to whip Jazzman into Aaron. However Jazzman counters and sends Square flying towards Aaron. Aaron dives out of the way at the last second and Square rams the turnbuckle at top speed. Aaron leaps at Square and rolls him up with a schoolboy pin.
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Square has been eliminated.
Square roars in anger, gets up and argues with the ref, saying he made a fast count. He looks towards Aaron who is smiling at him. Square screams and flies at Aaron, hitting him with a Squareplosion and Aaron uses the ropes to absorb some of the impact, but the move sends Aaron flying over the ropes and he lands harshly on the floor. Square angrily stomps out of the ring and up the ramp, slightly satisfied he somewhat got revenge on Aaron.
Meanwhile, Colt crawls back into the ring and locks eyes with Jazzman. Jazzman charges with a punch but Colt blocks it and hits one of his own. He punches Jazzman back against the ropes. Jazzman bounces off and punches Colt. Colt staggers back into the ropes and bounces off, hitting Jazzman with a punch. Jazzman bounces off the ropes and moves to punch, but Colt ducks it and grabs Jazzman from behind, hitting him with a German suplex. Colt goes for the pin.
1.....2.....Jazzman just kicks out!
Aaron drags himself to his feet, clutching his side in pain. He crawls under the bottom rope and pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Colt goes over to Aaron and elbows him in the face. He whips Aaron to the ropes and Aaron bounces off. Colt motions for a back body drop, but Aaron telegraphs it and kicks Colt in the chest. He runs to bounce off the ropes but Colt jumps and hits Aaron with a knee in the chest and goes for the pin.
1.....2.....Aaron kicks out again!
Colt looks shocked at Aaron, wondering why he won't give up. Frustrated, he lifts up Aaron and throws him into the corner. He runs to the corner just lays into Aaron with a series of chops and punches. Aaron tries to block as best he can but his left arm is too weak. Colt finishes with a big punch to the head and then hard whips Aaron across the ring. Aaron hits the turnbuckle and falls to the ground, yelling in pain. Colt moves towards Aaron and lifts him up. Jazzman comes over and the two of them double suplex Aaron. Colt moves towards Aaron to pin him, but Jazzman dropkick Colt in the back and sends him chest first into the turnbuckle. Jazzman charges and makes Colt Take the A Train. Jazzman lands closer to Aaron and slowly crawls to him. He drapes his arm over Aaron to pin him.
1.....2.....Aaron somehow kicks out!
Jazzman looks flustered by moves over to Colt to pin him.
1.....2.....Colt kicks out as well!
Jazzman can't believe it and stands up in shock. He lifts up Colt and throws him into the corner. He attempt for a repeat performance with his finisher, but Colt ducks at the last second and Jazzman crashes into the turnbuckle. Jazzman falls to the mat grasping his knees in pain. Colt and Aaron struggle to get up on opposite sides of the ring. Colt makes it to his feet first and he moves towards Aaron. Colt moves to grab Aaron but Aaron punches him in the stomach. Aaron jumps to his feet with a european uppercut, sending Colt reeling. He runs to Colt and attempts to throw him into the ropes, however, Colt throws Aaron into the ropes and on the rebound lifts him up and hits a flapjack on him. All three men lay in the ring, all struggling to get to their feet.
Jazzman gets up first and moves towards Aaron. He wrenches the left arm of Aaron who yells in pain. Aaron flips through the move and locks in an arm wrench of his own. Jazzman breaks the wrench and kicks Aaron in the stomach before throwing him into the corner. Colt makes it to his feet and attempts to intercept Aaron with a big clothesline, but Aaron ducks and Colt nails Jazzman instead. Colt quickly turns around but is met by an enziguri from Aaron. Colt, dazed by the kick wobbles around the ring. Aaron gets up and slowly grabs Colt. He lifts Colt up and nails him with the Brilliant Deduction. However Aaron grabs his arm again and can't make the pin. He gets up but Jazzman kicks him in the back of the head and he goes down. Jazzman moves to pin Colt.
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Motor-Colt has been eliminated!
Jazzman quickly moves to pin Aaron, trying to end this quickly.
1.....2.....Aaron once again kick out!
Jazzman finally loses it and argues with the ref about a slow count. However he quickly gives up on that and lifts up Aaron. He attempts a german suplex, but Aaron flips through it, but not without wincing and staggering quite a bit. Jazzman turns around and attempt a clothesline but Aaron ducks under it. He grabs Jazzman and attempts a reverse STO, but Jazzman grabs the ropes and Aaron drops to the ground and Jazzman grabs his legs and goes for a jacknife pin.
1.....2.....Aaron gets his shoulder up!
Jazzman and Aaron both get to their feet. Jazzman grabs Aaron and throws him to the corner. He moves to set up Aaron for Such Sweet Thunder. Aaron hits a surprising European Uppercut out of nowhere and sends Jazzman falling to the ground. Aaron turns his back to the ring and wobbly stands up. The crowd looks on in anticipation. Aaron jumps and hits an amazing moonsault senton on Jazzman. He hooks the leg of Jazzman and the ref counts.
1.....2.....Jazzman reverses into a crucifix pin!
1.....2.....3!
Aaron Enigma has been eliminated! Here is your winner and still WWCF World Champion, Jazzman!
Aaron rolls through the pin and looks at Jazzman before getting to his knees in tears and grabbing his arm in pain again. Exhausted he looks to Jazzman, who's just as tired. The ref moves to raise Jazzman's hand and gives him the title. Jazzman hugs the title. Aaron gets to his feet and claps for Jazzman before exiting the ring and collapsing as EMTs rush to check on him again. Aaron is helped up the ramp by the EMTs but not before turning to the fans, waving at them. He bows in respect at them and at Jazzman. He continues up the ramp with the EMTs as Jazzman celebrates in the ring.
Can you believe it Jess?!
I can’t Gorilla! Somehow, someway, he survived!
Jazzman retains his title in an amazing main event! But you have to give props to all three opponents, in particular, Aaron Enigma.
Indeed Gorilla. That was one of the greatest matches I’ve ever seen!
Folks, it’s been an incredible night. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from In Your Apartment!
Credits: “Champagne” Jay Carroll, Aaron Enigma, The Boiler Room Brawler, Amigo, Sparks, YellowJacket, Evil M, Jonathan Michaels, Headbanger Man, Viva Los Bio Dome and King Motor-Colt.
