Monday Niteraw - December 14, 2009
12/25/09
*'Lilac Lane' comes on as Jazzman makes his way to the ring in a nice pinstripe suit and a mic in hand*
You know, it's been a while since I've come down to the ring and get on the stick, so I thought I'd let you fans in on what's really going on around here.
Let's first start with the title picture, everyone wants a shot at me, but we are finally getting some resolution to the scene as Square and Aaron are looking to finally settle their score and face off to see who faces me at KoW.
Now, I know some of you may have noticed that I said who faces me, it's not that I'm overlooking Amigo, it's just going by what I've said all the way along here. I'm the present and future of this company, Amigo is the past. Now, I respect my past like Motor-Colt
*Crowd cheers and sings are shown around the arena of tributes to MC*
But let's face facts here Amigo... Colt couldn't beat me, Double A couldn't beat me, Little Naitch could beat me, Seth couldn't beat me. Why are you so different? Do you see this?
*Jazzman raises the World Title above his head*
This belt means that I am the best in the world at what this business is all about. I'm the measuring stick that you have match. I'm the current personification of greatness that those on the way up in this company or around the globe strive to be. Face it Amigo, you're an old man know, on the way out looking for one more glory run. Well, for me now, time stands still, and I will defeat you at A Very Special WWCF Christmas.
Now, since I mentioned him earlier, I do want to talk about what happened last week with Motor-Colt. I was in the back watching along with everyone else. As a matter of fact, I want to show a clip from Colt's speech last week, can we roll that in the back?
I lost the mask at Rumble in the Jungle, and that was the night I felt the WWCF that I knew fade away. I initially felt it was the mask that made me change my outlook, however I now know I was wrong, something else happened that night that changed the WWCF. Jazzman beating Drakin for the title.
Now I repsect Jazzman and he's been a great champion, however when that moment happened, my era of WWCF ended a new era began.
Me, Seth, Naitch, Milo Duck... we all fought in an era where instead of everyone being out for themselves to be the best and be the champ, we all fought for a purpose and joined forces with other wrestlers, friends or not, who shared the same purpose and fought together. We called it the Stable Wars, however it's become more apparent that it wasn't so much a war, but an era.
In this new era, we have stars like Jazzman, Enigma, Square... all former stable superstars, but this time they are out on their own mission for themselves. And the way some of these stars carry myself, I honestly say I fear for the future of this company. They all seem to think way too highly of themselves, that they are all simply the best and everyone else simply isn't worthy, sure they might not all say it, but the way they present themselves says so much more about their character and attitude than their own words ever could... however I could be wrong and this era could out-do the last.
Now, I understand what Colt was trying to get at, but in typical fashion he veiled his criticism very well from most of the roster.
Colt was always one to go into business for himself, and to be happy I'm almost happy he's gone. He said it right there, "I fear for this company with the new guys on top". The man was all about keeping the status quo around here and now that he's gone, my time to shine has truly arrived. I always felt less to Colt as he was always the guy that people talked about, yet I was the one who was on top. Well, I retired him, and I'm glad.
*The crowd, just recovering from the shock of Jazzman's revelation begin to boo that champion as a small "We Want Colt" chant breaks out*
What? Are these boos I'm hearing? Look I'm the champion right now, and that means I'm the #1 guy. I get to voice my opinion where I want when I want, without thinking of anyone's feelings. I'm the hero you need right now to save you from yourself and your delusional thought. Consider this the WWCF's wake-up call, I'll see you guys out here again for the main event later tonight.
* Panic Switch by the Silversun Pickups hits as Jay Carroll strolls out from the back, dressed in his usual Armani suit and grinning from ear to ear*
Do my ears deceive me, or is the great, honorable Jazzman finally giving in to the pressures of being champion? From the sounds of it, it really looks like I was right about you all along. While you were busy pulling the wool over everyone's eyes around here, I was watching from a distance, and I knew this day would come. The day where being champion would finally get to you, and you would show your true colors. And here it is.... You're showing pride for retiring Motor-Colt, and you don't care that the fans dislike you for doing so.
*Jay pauses and grins again, as the crowd grows antsy and begins booing. He walks over to Jazzman as if to hug him but is stiffarmed in his chest*
And there it is. The fraudulent Jazzman still exists, I see. That's real cute, buddy. While I've got that two faced bastard out here, I'm gonna ask you for something in your face. You've been ducking me ever since I called you out a few weeks ago, and I even think you're responsible for Seth Drakin trying to send me on dummy missions and errands lately. Well, guess what? I'm standing right in front of you, and I want my match! I can see that being champion has started to get to you, and I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna be the man to relieve you of the championship.
Since I haven't "earned" a legitimate win against you, Seth Drakin is unwilling to grant me a title match. He'd rather feed you Inspector Gadget and that cut off rectangle with a million and one nicknames, all in an attempt to hide the fact that you two have been cutting secret agreements. Well, knowing you as well as I do, you can't stand to have a thorn in your side, and I'm here to provide it. So grant me what I want: A Rules of Honor match, next week on NiteRaw. Yeah, you heard me right. I want an honorable match, with an "honorable" man.
*Jazzman raises the microphone back to his mouth to say something, but Jay cuts him off*
No, don't accept it now. I want you and Seth to have an entire week to weasel your way out of this one.
*Jay backs out of the ring, still smiling and never takes his eyes off of Jazzman*
Ladies and gentlemen, we want to welcome you to Monday NiteRaw. Gorilla Tim Hoss here, alongside Jesse King.
Gorilla, that was a very uncomfortable moment we just saw.
Jazzman was out here, speaking his mind, only to be interrupted by the former Heatz!!1 Champion.
Jay Carroll challenged Jazzman to a Rules of Honor match, Gorilla.
He did. But the question is, will the WWCF World Champion accept?
M.O.P. V. TTS
The following match is set for one fall.
*Down On Me*
Introducing first. Hailing from Davie, Florida and weighing in at 290 lbs. He is the Voodoo Lawyer... TTS!
TTS makes his way to the ring to scattered cheers and boos.
*Days of the Phoenix*
And his opponent. Hailing from Bergen County, New Jersey and weighing in at 232 lbs. He is the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion... M.O.P.!
M.O.P. makes his way to the ring to a loud pop.
The bell rings and TTS and M.O.P. circle each other around the ring. TTS is the first to go on the offensive. He punches M.O.P. right in the face, then takes him down with a DDT. He goes for an early pin.
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M.O.P. kicks out after one. TTS keeps him on the ground and puts him into a chinlock. M.O.P. struggles for awhile, but he's able to get to his feet and break the hold. He kicks TTS in the gut and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex. He stomps at TTS a couple of times before delivering a senton. He goes for the cover.
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TTS kicks out! M.O.P. goes to the top rope and tries for the double elbow drop, but TTS rolls out of the way and out of the ring. M.O.P. recovers and goes out himself. The referree begins to count.
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TTS irish whips M.O.P. into the steel stairs knocking him out cold. He beats up on him some more.
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TTS goes back into the ring, awaiting the ref to finish the count to 10 and a count-out victory over the Inter-Forum Champion.
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But M.O.P. gets to his feet!
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And he slides in and the ref stops his count! But TTS immediately goes on the offensive. He stomps on the champion some more, and then picks him up for a Back Body Drop! He doesn't bother to go for the cover, instead going to the top rope.
TTS motions for the Doctor's Note, and comes in to deliver it, but M.O.P. rolls out of the way! M.O.P. takes advantage of TTS' stunned state and locks in the Jughandle square in the middle of the ring. TTS struggles for a good minute to reach the ropes or break the hold, but just as he's about to reach the bottom rope, M.O.P. drags him back to the center. Realizing it's futile, TTS finally taps.
Here is your winner... M.O.P.!
The Inter-Forum Champion picks up the win!
TTS put up a good fight, he just couldn’t overcome the Jughandle!
Jonathan and Sara are at Target, Jonathan is pushing a cart, Sara is pointing at an employee restocking the shelves.
Is that Justin Credible?
No, babe, he doesn't work here anymore.
Oh.
Do you have the list?
Right here.
Jonathan addresses the camera.
Hi there, since everyone else decided not to accept my open challenge, Sara and I thought we would take the night off and get our Chrismas shopping done.
First, we have to get something for M.O.P.
I already grabbed this.
Jonathan holds up a Bruce Springsteen box set.
I also got him the new Bon Jovi CD and the Kevin Smith Blu-ray box set.
Sweet, Next is Aaron.
Let's see, oh, here we go.
Jonathan grabs a large magnifying glass with a pearl handle.
That will go great with the pipe we already got him.
And I got him a $100 AMC Gift Card so he can go see Sherlock Holmes on Christmas Day and get him some snacks.
You mean Sherlock Holmes, the new film from acclaimed director Guy Ritchie, starring two time Academy Award nominee Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law as Watson, only in theaters this Christmas?
I sure do.
An offscreen arm, wearing a Bugs Bunny watch, presents Sara and Jonathan with a wad of cash.
Thanks.
Who's next?
The General Of The Monkey Army and my future Tag Team Co-Champion Tinkers.
Well, I already have Tinkers covered.
Jonathan holds up a giant bunch of bananas.
As for The General, I'll give him his present at NiteRaw in two weeks.
Are you getting anything for your other two opponents?
I'll give them their presents then as well.
Well, I think we've gotten everything we need from here.
Let's go check out and head to our next stop.
Sara turns to the camera.
And we'll check back in with all of you later.
Koda V. “Champagne” Jay Carroll
*Panic Switch - Silversun Pickups*
Introducing first, hailing from Philadelphia, PA, "Champagne" Jay Carroll!
-Jay Carroll walks out of the back, still grinning from earlier tonight. He walks to top of the ramp, and tells his assistants they have the night off, saying "'I've beaten this kid once, and I'm gonna beat this cosplaying kid again". He walks the ramp, taking his time to soak in the boos of the crowd, demanding the timeskeeper assist him in entering the ring.-
*Raise Hell In Heaven - Lordi*
And his opponent, hailing from.. Unknown, Koda!
-Koda walks out of the curtains, strumming his bass and singing along to his theme to a smattering of cheers and boos, getting the lion's share of the cheers. He steps in the ring and jumps in Jay's face, and Jay reacts by jumping backwards a little bit. Koda then laughs and takes his corner-
The referee calls for the bell and Koda rushes out of the corner. Jay watches him, and steps between the middle and top rope, prompting the referee to back Koda up. Jay steps back in the ring, and Koda rushes again, making Jay repeat this to the displeasure of the crowd. Jay tries it once again, but is forced to come into the ring by the referee, and becomes the victim of a collar and elbow tie-up. Koda lays in a chop that turns Jay's chest beet red and leads him to leap over the top rope and hit the floor. Koda chases him out to the floor, stopping any recuperation efforts and forces Jay to take shelter back in the ring. Jay tries to stomp Koda as he comes back in the ring but misses, and is tripped for his efforts. Koda waits for Jay to rise so he can spray him with Joker Venom, but Jay evades the Venom and hits the floor again.
Is Jay gonna wrestle, or is he gonna play chicken?
What are you talking about Gorilla? This is brilliant strategy!
Jay walks towards the announce table, yelling inaudible things at Gorilla Tim Hoss. Koda sneaks up behind him, and bides his time as the referee's count hits 5. Koda smacks Jay silly with an Arkham Straightjacket, making Jay springboard into the ring apron hard. Jay crawls into the ring wounded and Koda gives chase. Koda grabs one of Jay's boots and tries to drag him away from the far ropes, but Jay kicks himself free and flops out of the ring again, crawling up the ramp as the referee counts again.
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Koda keeps motioning to the ring, daring Jay to step back inside of it. The look on Jay's face suggests he'd rather go a month without money than wrestle Koda tonight.
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Koda points and laughs at Jay, and grabs his guitar. Jay demands a microphone while Koda starts celebrating by strumming his bass on top of the announce table.
Go ahead, you freak. Celebrate your win, I don't care! I have bigger fish to fry than some cosplaying bassist who runs around with an imaginary band with hairy groupies. This time next week, I'm going to be sitting on top of the WWCF, and all you'll have is a countout victory. Ha!
Koda smiles, and eyes the champagne bottles Jay left behind. He raises the bass. Jay realizes what's about to happen and runs towards the ring.
No! NO! DON'T!
Koda smashes the bottles, splattering champagne all around and smiles at Jay. Jay's eyes light up, and he is visibly upset.
Damn you, Koda! Damn you!
Well, a win for Koda in his return to NiteRaw!
And to rub it in, he once again destroyed Jay’s champagne bottles! This guy is out of his mind!
Jonathan and Sara are at Best Buy, a cart full of DVDs and Blu-Rays, Sara checks the list.
Let's see, The Heavy Metal Express.
I got them each a copy of This Is Spinal Tap and I also got them Guitar Hero : Metallica.
Jazzman?
I think he'll like his new saxophone.
Now what are we getting TTS and Jay Carroll?
I'm glad you asked, I'm getting them each a copy of the Best Of Jonathan Michaels on DVD.
Jonathan holds up a copy.
Say, isn't that available on WWCFShop.com?
Why, I do believe it is.
Jonathan and Sara both smile at the camera.
Ooh, what about YellowJacket?
Well, I don't know, what would you suggest?
Sara whispers in Jonathan's ear, he smiles.
That's perfect, you see, that's why I love you.
I thought it was because I'm tall, gorgeous and rich with a nice rack.
That too.
They kiss.
Do we have everything?
We need to make one more stop, we have to get things for guys like Amigo and Starshine.
That's right, so, where's the nearest Dollar Tree?
Right down the street.
Okay, let's go pay for this stuff and head over there.
Jonathan turns to the camera.
We'll see you folks later.
And have a Merry Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa or Festivus.
Rules of Honor Match: The Southwest Connection V. The Heavy Metal Express
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be competed under the Rules of Honour!
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
Introducing first, at a combined weight of 498 pounds, they are D-Day Dave and The Headbanger Man...THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!
(New Blackjacks Theme)
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, they are 2 time WWCF tag team champions, Little Naitch and Mr Money In The Bank Tyfo...THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!
- The referee checks the Heavy Metal Express for weapons. Dave pulls out a HME demo CD, which he throws into the crowd!
- Once it is revealed they do not have anything else about their persons, D-Day Dave starts out with Naitch. They lock up, and Naitch goes behind into a hammerlock. Dave then reverses it into a hammerlock of his own, but is caught with an uppercut. Naitch then takes Dave down with a side headlock takeover, but Dave counters with the scissors. Dave then takes Naitch over with a side headlock, but Naitch responds with the same counter. Dave runs off the ropes and is leapfrogged by Naitch, before being sent to the mat with a hiptoss. Naitch goes for another one, but Dave blocks it and hits a hiptoss of his own. Both men then stand off, as the crowd claps appreciatively.
- Naitch scores with a couple of right hands, but Dave lands a knee to the gut, and whips him into the corner, before tagging in Headbanger Man, who kicks Naitch. Headbanger hits a scoop slam and a short elbow, before tagging Dave back in. Dave whips Naitch into the ropes, but misses with a clothesline attempt, and Naitch comes back with a flying forearm shot. He then tags in Tyfo.
- Tyfo hits a butterfly suplex on Dave, and makes a cover.
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- Too early. Tyfo takes Dave down with a snapmare, and hits the Mr Perfect rolling snap neckbreaker, before tagging Naitch in. Naitch hits a knee drop.
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- Again Dave kicks out. Naitch goes for a back suplex, but Dave flips out of it, and tries to roll up Naitch from the ropes, but Naitch holds out. Dave charges at him, but Naitch low bridges, and Dave flies out of the ring. Dave gesticulates wildly, and Headbanger Man calms him down. Dave eventually gets back into the ring, and tags in his partner. Naitch walks towards him, but receives a drop-toe hold into the turnbuckle. Headbanger goes for a Mahistrol Cradle.
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- Naitch escapes. Headbanger goes for a DDT, but Naitch escapes the predicament and hits a short arm clothesline, before bringing Tyfo into the match again. Headbanger reverses an Irish whip from Tyfo, but is caught in the sleeperhold. Tyfo holds it for a while, and Headbanger goes to one knee. The referee drops his arm, but the second time Headbanger keeps it up, and manages to push Tyfo into the corner. Headbanger lands a few shoulders to the midsection, and then hits a belly to belly suplex out of the corner.
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- Tyfo kicks out. Headbanger then applies his own submission hold, the Camel Clutch. After a while, Tyfo pushes up, and hits an electric chair. Both men crawl towards their respective partners, and they both make the tag. Dave and Naitch exchange punches, with Naitch getting the better of the exchange. He hits a huge chop to the chest, and then an inverted atomic drop. Finally, Naitch takes Dave down with a crossbody.
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- No! Naitch whips Dave into the corner, but misses with a splash attempt. Dave locks in a full nelson, and then turns it into a slam. He picks up Naitch and goes for the Encore, but Naitch quickly realises the danger, and holds onto the top rope. Naitch tags in Tyfo, who hits a fist drop from the third floor!
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- Not yet! Tyfo hits a powerslam on Dave, and goes for the Texas Cloverleaf, but this time Dave responds alertly, and scrambles towards the ropes. Dave tags in Headbanger, who nails Tyfo with a forearm from the apron, and then comes in with a springboard clothesline!
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- Tyfo kicks out! Headbanger sets up for the Double Bass DDT, but Tyfo drives him into the corner. Tyfo hits the running clothesline, and goes to the top rope. He tries to come off with the double axehandle, but is met with an uppercut from Headbanger! Both men are down, but Headbanger crawls over to make the cover.
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- Again Tyfo kicks out! A perplexed Headbanger goes for the Holy Driver, but Tyfo counters into the back body drop, and then hits his own pulling piledriver, spiking Headbanger into the mat! Tgis time Tyfo crawls over into the cover!
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- Headbanger kicks out this time!. Tyfo questions the referee, and then goes for the Texas Cloverleaf again, but Dave enters the ring. The referee admonishes him, but Naitch cuts Dave off and hurls him out of the ring, before hitting a baseball slide outside! Back in the ring, Headbanger surprises Tyfo with a roll-up!
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- Tyfo reverses it into a pinning combination of his own!
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- 2.8! Outside the ring, Naitch keeps trying to get back in and adhere to the rules, but Dave prevents him from doing so, nailing him with a dropkick. Back in the ring, Tyfo hits the Snake Eyes on Headbanger and goes for a running bulldog, but Headbanger throws him off. Headbanger throws Tyfo into the corner, and then sets up for the Blastbeat Bomb! Outside the ring, Naitch takes down Dave with a clothesline.
- Headbanger tries to nail the top rope tigerbomb, but Naitch gets on the apron and clubs him in the back! The referee gets Naitch away from the situation, but then Tyfo suddenly hits the Tumbleweed on Headbanger!
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- Dave tries desperately to get back into the ring, but doesn't make it in time.
Here are your winners...THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!
- Naitch gets an exhuasted Tyfo to his feet, and raises him arm in celebration, as Dave checks on Headbanger.
And The Southwest Connection get back their win from In Your Apartment.
And unlike the Express, they didn’t need to use a chair to get the job done!
No they did not. A clean win from the two-time Tag Team Champions.
Ganzo Bomb V. Stryker
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Stryker theme)
Introducing first, he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions The Resistance, from the depths of the soul and weighing 240 pounds...STRYKER DARK SILENCE!
(Black Hole Sun)
And his opponent, from Connecticut, weighing 220 pounds...GANZO BOMB!
- Stryker goes after Ganzobomb as soon as the bell rings, but Ganzo uses his quickness to evade him. Ganzo lands a few kicks to the hamstring, but Stryker catches the leg. Ganzo goes for an enziguri, but Stryker ducks it, and then connects with a dragon screw takedown. Stryker then picks up Ganzo and connects with a flurry of European uppercuts, before nailing a belly to belly suplex out of the corner.
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- Ganzo kicks out. Stryker picks him up and applies a front facelock. He attempts a vertical suplex, but Ganzo blocks it a couple of times, before hitting one of his own. Ganzo then connects with a nice standing moonsault.
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- Stryker kicks out. Ganzo picks up Stryker and goes for a running powerbomb, but Stryker manages to counter with elbows to the head. He hits a series of palm strikes, and then finally a headbutt to send Ganzo down. Stryker goes to the top rope and hits a guillotine legdrop!
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- Ganzo gets a shoulder up! Stryker utilises a single leg takedown, and then cinches in a heel hook submission on his smaller adversary. Ganzo's face is etched with pain, but he refuses to give up. Eventually, Ganzo musters enough strength to reach the ropes, and Stryker is forced by the referee to let go of the hold. Stryker hits a stungun, causing Ganzo to drop throat first across the top rope. The Resistance member then tries a springboard crossbody from the apron, but is met with a dropkick from Ganzobomb! Ganzo makes a jackknife cover.
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- Stryker presses upwards, and in one fluid motions counters into a tigerbomb!
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- NO! Stryker wrings the arm of his opponent, and then takes him down, before dropping a leg across it. He then applies a Fujiwara armbar! Ganzo shouts in pain, but again doesn't want to give up, despite the referee's questions. Stryker gets fed up with the resilience of Ganzo, and drops a swift elbow to the back of the head. He then goes for another elbow, but Ganzo moves out of the way. Ganzo then goes for the win with a small package.
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- Stryker just about escapes. Stryker nails a few big right hands, and whips Ganzo into the ropes, but he telegraphs a backdrop and gets kicked for his troubles. Ganzo then hits a running enziguri, which sends Stryker down!
- Ganzo goes to the second rope and hits a frog splash! However, in lieu of going for the pin, he goes to the top floor this time, and signals for the Shooting Star Press! Stryker rolls out of the way, but Ganzo amazingly lands on his feet! He hits a dropkick on Stryker and runs off the ropes, but he gets caught in the Sleeperhold! Stryker looks confidently into the crowd, but Ganzo channels Bret Hart from WrestleMania 8 and pushes off the turnbuckle into a pinning combination!
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- Stryker escapes! Ganzo picks him up for the Burning Hammer, but Stryker slides out of the predicament, and takes Ganzo down with a reverse DDT. Stryker scales the top rope and waits for Ganzo to get up. Stryker comes off the top with a huge crossbody, but Ganzo rolls through it!
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Here is your winner....GANZO BOMB!
- Stryker is in disbelief, as an ecstatic Ganzo rolls out of the ring and starts high-fiving fans in the front row. Stryker kicks the ropes in frustration, as Ganzo celebrates on the ramp.
The fans give Ganzo a nice round of applause, but he’s suddenly clubbed from behind by “Hollywood” Viva Los Bio Dome!
No, not this! Viva Los Bio Dome is attacking Ganzo Bomb from behind!
Viva beats Ganzo down on the ramp, but Ganzo fights back, nailing Viva with punches before delivering a big headbutt! Viva steps back, surprised by the offense. Stryker is now making his way up the ramp. Viva smiles. Ganzo turns around and sees Stryker. The Resistance have him surrounded, but Ganzo quickly pelts both men with punches, then scoots behind Stryker and escapes through the crowd!
Hit and run! Look at that coward go!
Jess, there’s being a coward and there’s knowing when it’s time to get out of the frying pan! Ganzo Bomb doing the smart thing.
Whatever. I’d like to see Viva get his hands on Ganzo in the ring anyway.
"Too black, too strong... Damn Right!"
Bring Tha Noise - Public Enemy feat. Anthax
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing at this time, "Damn Right" Jackson
DR Jackson walks out looking very smug and proud of himself, he's actually acknowledging the fans for once, there are mostly boos but there's a very minor amount of cheers, which Jackson gladly acknowledges.
Last week, me and Boiler Room Brawler had a match to determine whether or not I wanted to join him in Corporate, or get him to leave Corporate, team up with me and became a dominant two man wrecking crew... However by the end of the match, BRB was in no shape or form to respond.
*BRB grabs his pipe wrench.
Jackson is on his feet and he runs for BRB, spearing him over the steps.*
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*Jackson starts relentlessly punching BRB in the head again.*
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*Jackson finishes his barrage to BRB’s head and rolls off of him.*
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*Jackson slides back into the ring.*
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*BRB stirs.*
10!
*“Bring Tha Noise” by Anthrax feat. Chuck D. hits the speakers as Referee John Creed raises DR Jackson’s arm in the air.*
The crowd cheer the end of that video.
Now I'm not gonna lie, I would've much preferred a pinfall or submission victory however you cannot deny that is a very decisive victory on my behalf. However not for nothin', BRB really was able to take it to the Black Dynasty and he deserves props...
The crowd boo heavily...
Now down to business, BRB!
You Asked For It - Mercyful Fate
Boiler Room Brawler comes out to boos with a minor cheer, he looks at Jackson very cautiously as he makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.
Boiler? What's the matter? Why are you so sketchy around me? Are you mad about the way I won? If anything I should be mad at you for pulling out the pipe wrench in a friendly skirmish! You offer me to team up with you, however once we're in the ring together you're willing to injury me?
Anyway, you once offered me to join up with Corporate, I was greatly considering it but after I saw their less than stellar showing at In Your Apartment I figured there had to be a better way. I then offered you a chance to leave those losers and team up with the man who is single handedly ushering in an Era of Attitude in DR Jackson as the most physically imposing Tag Team the WWCF had ever seen!
So now I give you an offer, stick with the losers of Corporate who are dragging you down? Or ditch them and team up with me?
Well DR... Ya got me, BRB, in that match fair and square.
You turn down my offer because of a bad night for Corporate?
And suddenly you have this kind of attitude with us?
You can just forget about it, Jackson!
You're lucky that I didn't bring out my big, massive, pipe wrench to swing for the fences at your skull tonight!
That's fine, that's fine... How about this offer. Get with the Attitude, or GET BROKEN!
*crowd pops*
For the first time ever you are getting the very rare and unique choice... Enemy or Friend!
Enemy or friend, huh?
I choose enemy!
AFI - Days of the Phoenix
M.O.P. comes out and stands on the entrance ramp, Inter-Forum Championship over one shoulder and mic in the opposite hand. The crowd pops loudly.
Well, well, well. Look what we got here. You two having a lovers' quarrel?
*Crowd laughs and pops*
Now, I don't particularly like either of you. But I'm about to impart some words of wisdom. Brawler, you maybe have lost to Jackson on a technicality, but a loss is a loss. If you had any brains in that head of yours, you'd see that teaming up with Jackson might just be a good idea. You see, Brawler, your career's dead in the water. It's a lot like what happened to me in the month or two before I left Corporate. And unlike now, Corporate actually had some sort of power.
You're not the Captain of the Stable Formerly Known As Corporate, Brawler. You don't have to go down with the ship. Corporate's going to get liquidated, and if you had any common sense, you'd take Jackson up on his offer. Maybe, just maybe, you two can actually make some sort of impact instead of talking a big game and then failing to deliver.
*BRB pauses*
M.O.P., now is not the time to call down the thunder!
You sure that you want to criticize the two of us tonight?
You contributed to the downfall of Corporate!
You're a traitor, and I'm going to show all of these people that you're not a champ, but a chump!
Because the way that I see it, DR and I-
*DR Jackson taps BRB on the shoulder.
BRB turns around and Jackson spears BRB from behind and lays into him with punches as the camera fades to black and goes to commercials*
Folks, we’re back and it’s time for our main event!
Square and Aaron Enigma V. Amigo and Jazzman
The following tag team contest is set for one fall and it is your main event!
*I Don’t Care*
Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, “The Revolution of Evolution”, Square!
*Make A Move*
And his partner, residing in Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, “The Head Detective”, Aaron Enigma!
As Aaron enters, he doesn’t take his eyes off Square.
*Souls of Black*
And their opponents.
Amigo walks out, pushing a shopping cart full of plunder.
From Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 208 pounds, Amigo!
*Lilac Lane*
And his partner. From Upstate New York, weighing in at 206 pounds. He is the WWCF World Champion, Jazzman!
The four men stand in the ring in separate corners. Eventually the referee forces each of them to their sides. Aaron and Square glare at each other while Amigo smirks at Jazzman, who looks pensive. Aaron stays in the ring as does Amigo and the two men lock up in the center. Amigo grabs a chin lock but Aaron quickly pushes him off and sweep the leg of Amigo. He grabs Amigo and picks him, backing towards his corner. Square tags himself in harshly and get in the ring, telling Aaron to get out. Square taunts Aaron before moving to attack Amigo. Amigo stops Square with a kick to the stomach and runs to his corner, slapping Jazzman and telling him to get in the ring. Jazzman reluctantly gets in the ring and Square charges him. Jazzman ducks and Square goes flying into the corner. Jazzman grabs Square after his collision and hits a reverse DDT on Square.
Jazzman moves to make a pin but Amigo tags himself in and gets in the ring, stomping on Square. He lifts Square up and goes for a suplex but Square counters and slams Amigo's face into the middle turnbuckle with drop toe-hold. Square quickly gets up and runs towards Aaron. He moves to slap Aaron in, but Aaron blocks it by high-fiving Square and the crowd laughs. Square looks at Aaron with rage but gets out of the ring. Amigo gets up and looks to see Aaron in the ring again, and quickly tags in Jazzman before slipping out of the ring and telling him to get in. Jazzman and Aaron move to the center of the ring before locking up. Jazzman moves to go for a headlock but Aaron stops and pushes Jazzman off of him. He hits Jazzman with a quick kick to the stomach and Jazzman stumbles back into the ropes. Aaron charges and clothesline's him over the top rope before getting out of the ring. Amigo and Square both jump down to the ring floor and surround the two men. Aaron moves to pick up Jazzman but Jazzman counters with a jawbreaker.
Aaron stumbles and turn around from the jawbreaker. Square takes advantage and charges Aaron, hitting the Squareplosion on him!. Aaron flies back into the security wall and falls. The ref signal for the bell, ruling it a no contest, as Amigo lifts up Jazzman and hits him with a headbutt, dropping the champion. Square picks up the lifeless Aaron and throws him into the ring, propping him up in the corner. He backs up and charges, hitting another Squareplosion on Aaron as his body drops to the mat, not moving at all. Amigo picks up Jazzman and throws him into the steel steps before laughing and walking up the entrance ramp, hands motioning that he will be champion next week. Square viciously stomps the unconscious form of Aaron before signaling to the crowd that this will happen again next week. Square leaves the unconscious man in the ring and walks past the downed champion, stomping him once for good measure before going up the ramp as EMTs come down to check on Jazzman and Aaron.
Fade to black.
Credits: Jazzman, Jay Carroll, M.O.P., Jonathan Michaels, Headbanger Man, Evil M, “Damn Right” Jackson, Boiler Room Brawler and Aaron Enigma
