Monday Niteraw - November 23, 2009
12/3/09
*The show opens at Seth Drakin's office where he is seen smiling once again.*
Seth: Tonight, I wish to make an announcement on this month's pay per view. You see, I can sense that people already have their excuses prepared in case they lose their match so they can get that $100,000 bonus that goes to the winners of this pay per view. That I can not allow happen so if anyone has an excuse and tries to get money without winning a match, they will face consequences for wasting my time. Now, I have been told that the fatal four way match is right now is scheduled for one fall. That will leave two people with excuses for losing the match as they were not apart of the fall. That also can not happen....
So I am here to announce that the Fatal Four Way Match will be a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. That means to win this match, you must beat everyone of your opponents. With that....nobody will be able to make an excuse on losing that match. There will be one man left standing between those four men and that person will deserve to be named WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Speaking of champions, I would also like to say personally that when YellowJacket defeats that ingrate of a Hardcore Champion and retires that belt forever.....he deserves a special reward besides becoming the new Champion of Honor. In that case, when he wins.....I will be there in the ring on the next NiteRaw to officially make the trade of belts and give him the Title of Honor.
Have a good show everyone.....
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, sitting ringside with my partner Jesse King!
Gorilla, what a show we‘ve got!
Fans, tonight we have Cage King facing the General of the Monkey Army, Stryker battling Headbanger Man, Amigo battling Inspector Shetty and two big tag team matches!
Cage King V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following contest is set for one fall.
*King Kong 2004*
Introducing first, from Lansing, Michigan, The General of the Monkey Army!
Cage King makes his way to the ring, rapping his entrance theme.
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Cage King!
The Ref begins the match as Cageking runs at The General, who drops down and monkey tosses him over the ropes.
The Ref begins the count.
1...
Cageking is on his knees as he recovers.
2...
Cageking rummages around underneath the ring.
3...
Cageking finds a pair of brass knuckles.
4..
Cageking stands up.
5...
Suddenly Cageking is tripped up by a pipe wrench from down below.
He loses his footing and lands face first onto the ground.
6...
Tinkers is the perpetrator as she swings at Cageking from under the apron, knocking him silly.
7...
Tinkers slips back under the ring.
8...
The General leans over the ropes, waiting for Cageking, but Cageking is out.
9...
The General shrugs and backs away to the center of the ring to congratulate himself.
10!
Here is your winner by a count out: The General of the Monkey Army!
The King Kong 2004 Theme hits the speakers as The General congratulates himself for this squash much to the boos of the fans, but not without a fair share of smark cheers.
What a match! The General on fire, Gorilla!
Well, I’m not so sure, but indeed the General was the winner. Up next, we have the debut of YellowJacket’s Classroom.
*The ring is decked out with a chalkboard, a teacher’s desk and a student’s desk. On the chalkboard, this is written: TODAY’S LESSON: HARDCORE*
*Going Down in Flames plays over the PA, as Yellow Jacket makes his way to the ring*
“Welcome everybody, to the inaugural edition of the Yellow Jacket’s Classroom. You all remember the classroom, right? You know, that was where you were supposed to be learning. Instead, you cretins doodled on your desks and daydreamed about dating the beautiful cheerleader Samantha, a girl in which none of you had a chance with.
Tonight, I’m doing you all a favor. I’m giving you all a second chance. A second chance at education. As your exemplar of fortitude, I am here to enrich your languid minds. Our first lesson is in hardcore.
The definition of hardcore, according to Merriam-Webster, is “a central or fundamental and usually enduring group or part as a: a relatively small enduring core of society marked by apparent resistance to change or inability to escape a persistent wretched condition, or b. a militant or fiercely loyal faction.” This shadows our hardcore division, as it consists of a small group of rag-tag individuals who can’t cope with the change that is coming. That change being the annihilation and termination of the commiserable hardcore division. This will pave way for true athletes to shine, leaving the hardcore degenerates to doing what they’re truly meant to do in this world: beg for change on a sidewalk.
To exemplify the pathetic nature of the hardcore division, I have enlisted a special guest for this evening. He is a man very familiar with the hardcore environment. He’s even very familiar with myself. You may know him by his former moniker, Evil Masked worldlifeecw. My guest for tonight is none other than the man who I put in a hospital with a broken arm, Mr. Evil M."
*The crowd erupts as Thunderstruck plays over the PA. The anticipation for Evil M is running high. Out he comes from the curtain. Only, it’s not Evil M. It’s a midget wearing Evil M’s former costume, complete with Kane mask. He’s also sporting a cast on his arm. The crowd is heavily booing.
Evil M(idget) makes his way into the ring, and starts trembling at the sight of Yellow Jacket.*
“It’s okay, M. I won’t hurt you this time. Please, take a seat.”
*Evil M(idget) takes a seat at the desk, as Yellow Jacket takes a seat at his desk. YJ calls for a microphone for Evil M(idget), in which Evil receives*
“Let’s get down to business. How has the hardcore lifestyle affected your mental and physical stability?”
*YJ waits for a response, but doesn’t get one.*
“I take it one too many chair shots have impaired your hearing. I’ll state the question again. How has the hardcore lifestyle affected your mental and physical stability?”
*YJ waits for a response, but once again doesn’t get one. Angrily, YJ gets out of his seat and confronts Evil M(idget).*
“Answer my question! How has the hardcore lifestyle affected your mental and physical stability?”
*Trembling in fear, Evil M(idget) gives no answer. YJ is visibly angry. He starts to shake his head, then clubs Evil M(idget) with his fist, knocking him out of his chair.*
“This is what the hardcore division leaves you with. Laying on the ground, a broken shell of a man.”
*YJ repeatedly kicks Evil M(idget). He stops, only to have a sinister look on his face. His eyes are locked on the cast.*
“I shall now demonstrate what how actual wrestling can inflict pain on a man.”
*YJ rips the cast off, and applies a vicious armbar. Evil M(idget) is writhing in pain. All of a sudden, over the PA, “Original Prankster” starts blaring. Out runs Jonathan Michaels to the rescue. He makes it into the ring, and Yellow Jacket rolls out and heads for the entrance.
Michaels is calling YJ back into the ring, while YJ shakes his head no and waves him off. We then hear YJ yell “We have a scheduled match tonight. I’ll see you then.” Michaels checks on Evil M(idget), then looks back at YJ and mouths “Your time will come”*
What a disgusting display by YellowJacket! Bringing back honor, my ass!
Watch your mouth, Gorilla! This is a PG rated show, remember?
Whatever. Let’s get on with the next match.
Stryker V. The Headbanger Man
The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. The referee is John Creed.
First, hailing from the quote "Depths of your soul" unquote, he weighs in tonight at 240lbs, the leader of The Resistance", Stryker Dark Silence!
*The lights dim down, as a drum starts to play, as Stryker emerges under UV lights, walking slowly to the ring. He then steps up off the ring steps, after kicking said steps to pump himself up. He then wipes his feet off on the apron, a trademark thing of British Wrestling, enters, takes off his ring jacket, and then rolls out the ring once more*
And his opponent for the evening, he hails from Kent, England, he weighs in tonight at 263lbs, a co-member of "Two Guys Who seriously Rock", he is Head Banger Man!
*Head Banger emerges from the curtain, air drumming all the way to the ring, in a very frenzied motion*
John Creed begins the match.
Stryker charges at The Headbanger Man, Lou Thesz pressing him to the mat and repeatedly strikes Headbanger in the face with his elbow, but Headbanger escapes by thrusting his eye into Stryker’s eye, which manages to get him off of him.
The Headbanger Man backs up to the corner and uses the ropes for leverage to return to his feet.
Stryker is back on the assault, running for Headbanger, who precisely times a well-executed alley oop that sends Stryker’s face right into the turnbuckle and sending him to the mat.
Headbanger grabs one of Stryker’s legs, but Stryker kicks his other hand away and manages to roll his way back onto his feet.
Headbanger feints a charge, and then challenges Stryker to run at him.
Stryker accepts the challenge, but he ducks a clothesline from Headbanger and springboards himself off of the ropes and hooks his arm around Headbanger’s head for a headlock and then twists around, taking him down to the mat with a DDT.
Stryker stands above the grounded Headbanger, drops down, and applies a front facelock.
Headbanger is starting to struggle, but he manages to reach the ropes.
John Creed tells Stryker to release the hold, but Stryker keeps the pressure on Headbanger.
Creed counts 1...
Creed counts 2...
Stryker lets Headbanger Man go, but he subsequently jumps straight up, to land down on the mat and lays into Headbanger Man’s back with a barrage of palm strikes, the first of which had the momentum of the drop.
Headbanger Man slips under the ropes to escape from Stryker.
Referee John Creed begins the count.
1...
Stryker grabs the top rope, jumps up on the bottom rope, and uses the rebounding force to propel him over the rope and land on Headbanger Man, who quickly rolls out of the way, making Stryker hit the guardrail from his side.
Creed restarts the count.
1...
2...
Headbanger Man begins to return to his feet.
3...
Headbanger Man is on his feet, leaning against the apron as Stryker begins to stir.
4...
Headbanger Man kneels over and rummages underneath the ring for a weapon.
5...
Headbanger Man finds a 2x4 piece of wood and brandishes it as Stryker is on his knees, his hand on the guard railing.
6...
Headbanger Man gets ready to swing at Stryker, but he stops short.
Stryker is a little confused.
7...
Headbanger Man shakes his head at the 2x4 and drops it, preferring to grab Stryker and push him under the ropes and back into the ring.
8...
Headbanger Man slides in under the ring.
Both men are back on their feet.
Headbanger begins the charge this time, running at Stryker and shoulder blocking him to the mat.
Headbanger Man stomps on Stryker’s head.
He moves to his side and stomps on his arm.
Headbanger then moves further down and stomps Stryker in the leg.
He then stomps Stryker in his other leg.
Headbanger Man then finishes up by stomping Stryker in his other arm.
Stryker stays down from this barrage of stomps.
Headbanger Man props up Stryker and easily grapples with him.
He kicks Stryker in the midsection, making him bend over.
Headbanger Man bends over Stryker and hoists him up, with Stryker’s head between his legs.
Headbanger Man drops down to the mat for the Holy Driver.
Stryker’s body falls over from the impact, and Headbanger Man goes for the cover.
Referee John Creed begins the count.
1...
2...
And Stryker kicks out!
Headbanger turns on his back, covering his face and thinking, “how am I gonna beat this guy?”
As Stryker stays down, Headbanger Man goes for a second pin, to which the Creed begins the count.
1...
2...
And Stryker kicks out again.
Headbanger Man gets up and props Stryker back up.
He locks arms with Stryker.
But then Stryker spits a putrid green mist into Headbanger Man’s eyes!
Headbanger Man backs up from this as Stryker grabs him and belly to belly suplexes him over his head and makes Headbanger Man land with a resounding impact to the mat.
Stryker stomps Headbanger Man straight to the stomach over and over again, ending by jumping up in the air and landing with a knee stomp.
Stryker grabs Headbanger Man by the leg and set him up near a corner.
He climbs to the top rope, gestures to the crowd, and leaps down and leg drops Headbanger Man’s head.
He reaches over with one arm and hooks a leg and goes for the pin.
John Creed begins the count.
1...
2...
And Headbanger Man kicks out.
Stryker turns Headbanger Man over and moves on top of him, grabbing a leg and applying a single leg Boston crab.
The Headbanger Man reaches out, but the ropes are nowhere to be seen.
He slams his palms into the mat in pain, but he refuses to submit to Stryker.
Stryker cranks up the pain by standing up.
Headbanger Man manages to hook his arm around Stryker’s leg and manages a clumsy single leg takedown from his position.
Stryker is toppled, but he quickly turns over and catches his breath as Headbanger Man crawls his way to the ropes.
Stryker is back up first, limps over to Headbanger, stands him up, bends him over, turns him around, and sends him outside to the ground.
Creed begins the count.
1...
Stryker leaps over the tope rope and lands onto Headbanger.
2...
Both men lay on the ground.
3...
Stryker begins to stir.
4...
5...
Stryker begins returning to his feet as Headbanger Man begins to stir.
6...
Stryker grabs Headbanger Man and stands him back up.
7...
Stryker slides Headbanger Man back into the ring.
8...
Stryker slides into the ring after Headbanger Man.
Stryker lays into Headbanger Man with a flurry of elbow strikes to the face, but Headbanger Man sticks his thumb in Stryker’s eye to get him off again.
Headbanger Man returns to his feet in a daze.
Stryker is on one knee covering his eye.
Headbanger Man runs at Stryker, who manages to move out of the way and Headbanger Man thrusts his foot over the middle rope, hurting his balls.
Stryker rolls to his feet, runs to the second rope, jumps up on it, and grabs Headbanger Man from behind for a Sleeper Hold.
Headbanger all too quickly descends to one knee, then to the other, and then finds himself falling over to the mat.
John Creed lifts Headbanger Man’s arm once…
And it falls.
Creed lifts it up a second time…
And it falls.
He lifts it a third time…
And it falls.
Here is your winner by submission, Stryker Dark Silence!
An amazing match we just saw!
I hate to say it, but I agree with you Gorilla! That was an awesome match!
"Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome! makes his way to the ring with his typical Paparazzi entrance. The cameramen (including a new video cameraman for TMZ) pester him all the way to the ring, where he walks up the stairs, and beckons for a mic. As he stands in the middle of the ring, he responds to the chorus of boos that greet him.
I know everyone in this arena is wondering what Ganzo Bomb did to deserve my absolute destruction of him last night on Sunday Night Heatz!!1 That is a fact, and while I don't have to answer to any of you, I'm going to tell you my reasoning.
Simply put, since I've debuted in this company, and I've said this before, I've been biding my time, waiting for things to come my way, and they haven't. I've cited my being the first ever Heatz!!1 champion, a belt that is supposed to propel you to bigger and better things, and then following up my reign with no shots at any of the singles titles as just one of many reasons why I'm frustrated.
If I'm not going to get the respect I deserve from my colleagues, then I'm doing to demand it by force. Ganzo Bomb disrespected me when he took me for granted right here in the middle of this ring and turned his back to me. I don't give a s*** if Godzilla is on the ramp terrorizing you dips*** fans, I will not now, nor EVER be taken that lightly.
So with that being said, I made an example out of him. I showed him exactly what will happen to the next guy who thinks its a bright idea to forget that they are fighting the fastest, strongest, and brightest star in this company. I am "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome! Not "Brooklyn", not "Chicago", not "San Diego", "Hollywood". I'm respected in circles across all forms of entertainment, and this new kid on the block thinks he can just walk away from me. Never in his life will he EVER make that mistake again.
*The crowd boos and begins throwing things at the ring*
You see, there was a reason I issued and open challenge, and specified that I would like some new meat to feast on. I knew that one of these kids would jump at the opportunity to try and squash my momentum, and look what Ganzo got for his troubles. He got two glasses of purple sticky punch and a freshly baked Bio-dome. Not to mention a vicious conchairto. You really think he'll make the rookie mistakes he made against me ever again?
I don't.
And let's just get one thing straight. This had to happen because I needed to make an example out of somebody. When my opponents study the tape, and they look at the mess I made out of Ganzo Bomb, they will enter that ring and it will flash through their head. I don't give a s*** if it's the WWCF champion. Those gruesome images will be burned into their brain, and they'll remember what I'm capable of. They'll know that I am not out here running my mouth for no reason, or talking a big game.
I am delivering on every promise, every challenge, and every threat I make, and I will continue to rape and pillage this federation for everything I think is valuable. As of right now, that just so happens to be those god damn Tag Team Titles. Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, my reign of terror is not over yet, and you two are next. It's because of you two losers cheating me out of my first Tag Team Title reign that I even embraced my "Hollywood" roots, and for that I thank you. Unfortunately for you, the nice words end there because Sunday at In Your Apartment, me and my fellow a-lister Stryker are going to prove that this little streak I've been on is no coincidence.
"Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome! drops out of the ring nonchalantly, and poses at the crowd surrounding the ramp. One guy cheers and pats him on the back, and another guy gives him the finger and hits him with an egg right in the chest. Viva laughs, wipes the egg off, and makes his way to the back.
M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels V. “Damn Right“ Jackson and Yellow Jacket
The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
Too black, too strong… DAMN RIGHT!
*Bring Tha Noise*
Introducing first, from West Philly, “Damn Right” Jackson!
*Going Down In Flames*
And his partner, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Yellow Jacket!
*DOA*
And their opponents. From Los Angeles, California, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
*Days of the Phoenix*
And his partner, from Bergen County, New Jersey, the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!
Jackson and Michaels start the match. Jackson applies a wristlock, but Michaels reverses it. He transitions into a hammerlock, but Jackson reverses it and hiptosses Michaels. Yellow Jacket tags in. Michaels get’s to his feet, just as YJ shoots in and takes out his legs. Michaels goes down and YJ goes for the Texas Cloverleaf, only to be rolled up!
1!
Kickout!
Michaels tries to make the tag to M.O.P., but Yellow Jacket pulls him back and drops an elbow across his back, then tags Jackson back in. “Damn Right” pulls Jonathan up and whips him into the corner. He charges and hit’s a running splash, then tags Yellow Jacket. YJ hit’s a backdrop and goes for the cover.
1
Kickout.
Jacket sit’s Jonathan up and applies a headlock, but Jonathan fight’s back to his feet and elbows his way out of the hold. Yellow Jacket charges the Hardcore Champion, but Jonathan meets him with a scoop slam! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Jonathan goes for the tag, but Jackson runs in and knocks M.O.P. off the ring apron! Yellow Jacket tags out and Jackson suplexes Jonathan to the mat. Cover.
1
Kickout.
“Damn Right” picks Michaels up and drops him with an over the knee backbreaker! He cranks up the pressure, but Michaels manages to knee his way out of it! He tries to get to his corner, but Jackson pulls him back! He flips him over, but Jonathan kicks him back and dives towards his corner to tag M.O.P.! The Inter-Forum Champion charges in a house of fire, nailing both Jackson and Yellow Jacket with lefts and rights! He slams YJ to the mat, then does the same to Jackson. Cover.
1
2
Kickout.
M.O.P. picks “Damn Right” up for the Jersey Driver, but Jackson slides out and lift the Champion up, High Attitude! Cover!
1!
Jonathan runs in to break it up!
2!
YJ cuts him off!
3!
Here are your winners, “Damn Right” Jackson and Yellow Jacket!
As Jackson and YJ celebrate…
The lights go out, as the CrapTron flickers on.
Random images flash across the scene as eerie music plays.
Suddenly…
NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES
The lights come back on. Yellow Jacket and “Damn Right” look at each other nervously.
*We go backstage to see Tyfo standing in the parking lot surrounded by barrels of fire*
You know myself and my Corporate brothers have been working so hard to gain the support of Mr. Drakin that, at least I, have lost a little focus on something pretty important. Or rather, SOMEONE pretty important that probably thought he slipped by us unnoticed. D-Day Dave, did you really think that you could just waltz your way right back into this company, what used to be YOUR company and NOT have to answer to the men that you left out in the cold? Two Guys who Seriously Rock, Boiler Room Brawler, and myself have had to suffer for YOUR sins for far to long now.
What you did to us is inexcusable and it will not go unpunished. I've seen that since you've come back you've gotten yourself a new look, and a new tag team partner. The Heavy Metal Express...that's cute. You've got those snazzy little costumes, you've got your instruments and think your rock stars or something. We'll let me tell you something, you can think whatever you want about yourselves, but you are NOT an elite tag team yet. You've done NOTHING so far, and I have the authority to say it, because I know a thing or two about great tag teams. I've been there.
Which brings me to one other teeny tiny little detail. I noticed that you and Headbanger Man aren't exactly busy at In Your Apartment because as expected, you didn't have what it takes to challenge my boys for the tag titles....Unlucky for you. You see, Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, Boiler Room Brawler, and myself aren't the only ones you screwed when you abandoned us....
*littlenaitch walks into the circle of barrels and stands right next to Tyfo*
You also left him out in the cold. Just one week ago, some newcomer who thinks he's actually worth the TV time came into Niteraw and tried to make a name for himself at naitch's expense. It's on you Dave, this is YOUR fault! Well we aren't gonna let you slide anymore Dave.
littlenaitch: You see Dave, you will answer to the very people that you thought you could skip around, the people you thought you could just screw and never have to worry about again. "Sir" you are going to have to answer...............to The Southwest Connection!
*Amigo is in his locker room, looks at stats and info of both JM and Yellowjacket*
Hmm hmm hmmm, ever since that phone call, I've been wondering. Which one do I hate less? Which one do I want to see fall? Hmm...................... Well, all you fans need to know is that a associate of either man, not saying which, has come to tip the favor in that person's man's favor. Now, will I take it? Could I care less about Shetty? Probably.
*Gets up for his match*
Amigo V. Inspector Shetty
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Souls Of Black)
Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona, weighing 208 pounds...AMIGO!
- Amigo brings his trolley of weapons to the ring.
(Wannabe In L.A.)
And his opponent, from Bombay, weighing 265 pounds...INSPECTOR SHETTY!
- Shetty rolls to the outside and tries to push the trolley back up the entrance ramp. Amigo chases after him and clubs him in the back. Amigo hits a headbutt, and then goes to whip Shetty into the ringpost, but it is reversed. Shetty then hits a clothesline on Amigo, and finally gets back into the ring.
- Amigo rolls back inside. Shetty stomps on Amigo, before whipping him into the turnbuckle. He nails a couple of European uppercuts, but misses with a charge and hits the ringpost. Amigo rolls him up with a schoolboy, putting his feet on the ropes. At the count of 2, the referee notices and stops the count, much to his chagrin. Amigo rakes the eyes of Shetty, and then plants him with a facebuster.
1....
2....
- Shetty kicks out. Amigo locks in a sleeperhold on his bigger opponent, but Shetty eventually manages to throw Amigo off. Shetty charges towards Amigo, but once again gets caught in the sleeper, held even tighter than the first one. Shetty drops to a knee, but he powers back to his feet and escapes with a back suplex. As both men get to their feet, Shetty ducks a right hand, and then nails Amigo with a superkick!
1....
2....
- Amigo kicks out. Shetty hits a few more uppercuts, and goes for the Calcutter, but Amigo pushes him away. Amigo dives at Shetty, but gets caught. Shetty scores with a fallaway slam!
1....
2....
- Again, Amigo escapes. Shetty goes for a big boot, but Amigo moves and instead he hits the referee! Shetty turns around, and is hit by a low blow! Amigo goes for a running elbow smash, but runs into a Calcutter out of nowhere! Shetty makes the cover, but the referee is still out.
- Shetty shrugs and then spots the trolley of weapons. He grabs a kendo stick out of it, and takes a swing at Amigo, but he misses. Amigo then blinds Shetty with the poison mist! As Shetty screams in agony, Amigo himself goes to the trolley and retrieves his trusty blue box. As Shetty uses the ropes to get to his feet, Amigo runs at him and hits him right in the head with the blue box. As the referee stirs, Amigo throws the blue box out of the ring and hits the Tombstone Piledriver!
1....
2....
3!
Here is your winner...AMIGO!
Well, Amigo picks up yet another win. He’s been on a bit of a roll as of-
Sparks runs out, armed with a chair. Amigo sees him and takes a defensive stance. As Sparks dives into the ring, Amigo meets him with punches and kicks. Sparks shrugs it off and nails Amigo in the ribs with the chair, before hitting another shot across the back of the neck! Amigo drops to his knees and Sparks goes for the finishing blow, only to be met with a low blow! Sparks doubles over… then begins laughing, before nailing Amigo right in the face with the chair! Amigo crumbles to the mat as Sparks celebrates getting one up on his former partner/tormentor.
[color=LimeGreen]Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, one of the contender for the world title at In Your Apartment, The Head Detective, Aaron Enigma
Thanks for having me here Fred.
Now Aaron, in one week, you have to go up against Square, Jazzman and Motor-Colt in a fatal 4-way match for the heavyweight title. Yet tonight you must team with your former stablemate to face the other two participants. Your thoughts?
Well now, that's a very good question Fred. You see, tonight, me and Colt have each others backs. Why you may ask? Because tonight is about tonight. It isn't about next week. I choose to live in the present, learn from the past, and not worry about the future. Tonight, me and Colt will work together. That's right, tonight is a reunion of The Story! The greatest stable in WWCF history. Part of me wishes that it was still around. But people change, goals change, and people move on. My goal tonight is to win this match. My goal next week is to win that title. I'm the young-gun in the match. I'm the underdog. I've been accused of using the "underdog" tactic to win a lot of matches. So let me set the record straight.
I'm not using any underdog tactics. I never used any of them. The only reason people say that is because they underestimated me and I beat them. And if any of the wrestlers in next week's match do that, I'll make them pay. I'm not here to please everyone, and I'm not here to cheat my way to the top. I have worked every week I've been here to get to the top. I've participated in a lot of matches that I was advised not to by the medical staff. I did them anyways because I love this business. I love WWCF. I love the fans. Everything I do in this company is for the fans. Every match, every finish, every time I do ANYTHING, it is for them. I can't repay them enough for their support and their encouragement. But there is something to make it better. The fans want the Head Detective as the heavyweight champion. The fans want to see Aaron Enigma sitting on the throne at the top of this business.
I will not let them down. This is the start of my rise to power. The glass ceiling will be broken and next week, the new champion will be The Head Detective, Aaron Enigma. It isn't rocket science. It's elementary.
Main Event: King Motor-Colt and Aaron Enigma V. Jazzman and Square[/b]
Aaron elects to start the match against Square. The two lock up and Aaron gets the upper hand with a chinlock. Square weasels out of it and attempts to slam Aaron to the ground but Aaron stops it. Aaron kicks Square in the stomach before trying the Brilliant Deduction, but Square quickly breaks it, runs to the corner and tags in Jazzman. Jazzman gets in the ring before throwing a glance at Square. The two men lock up and Jazzman gets the upperhand, spinning around and locking Aaron in a hammerlock. Aaron drops to his knees before springing up, breaking the hold of Jazzman. He quickly turns around and punches Jazzman into the ropes. Jazzman uses the ropes to bounce off and hits Aaron with a clothesline before going to the pin.
1...Aaron easily kicks out.
Aaron jumps his feet and rolls under Jazzman to tag in Colt. Colt gets in and he and Jazzman stare at each other before locking up. Colt gets the upperhand and attempts a suplex, but Jazzman blocks it. Jazzman attempts one of his own, but Colt stops it and delivers a big elbow to the side of the head. Jazzman stumbles back into the corner and Colt attacks with a couple of elbows in the corner. Jazzman manages to push Colt away and attempt to tag in Square, but Colt stops him by grabbing his leg. He throws the leg down and clothesline's Jazzman to the mat. He picks him up and throws Jazzman into his corner. He runs over to tag in Aaron. Aaron gets back in the ring and hits Jazzman with a european uppercut. Aaron backs up and goes for a spear, but Jazzman moves. Aaron is able to stop himself before hitting the ring post but he turns around into a DDT from Jazzman. Jazzman crawls over to the corner and tags in Square.
Square jumps in the ring and runs to stop Aaron from tagging Colt in. He elbows Aaron in the back and drags him to the center before applying a neck vice on Aaron. Aaron yells as Square tries to turn his head sideways. Aaron fights out of the hold and slowly gets to his feet. He elbows Square in the face and tries to whip him away. However Square counters and throws Aaron into his corner. He runs over to tag in Jazzman. Jazzman gets in the ring and delivers a series of shots to Aaron. The ref pulls Jazzman off of Aaron and while his back is turned Square illegally chokes Aaron. This causes Colt to get in the ring and the ref runs to push hims out. Jazzman takes advantage and spears Aaron in the corner before going for the pin.
1.....2....Aaron barely kicks out. Jazzman tags Square back in who gets in and stalks Aaron. Aaron staggers to his feet and Square leaps for the Squareplosion. However Aaron ducks it and delivers a quick kick to the midsection followed by a DDT of his own. Both men are down and crawl towards their corners. Aaron tags in Colt at the same time Square tags Jazzman. Both men explode into the ring and Colt delivers a clothesline to Jazzman, who gets up quickly and delivers one of his own. Both men bounce off the ropes and deliver a tandem clothesline, knocking both of them down. They slowly get to their feet and lock up in the center. Jazzman gets the upperhand and pushes Colt into the ropes before trying to roll him up.
1.....2.....Colt gets his shoulders off the canvas!
Jazzman turns around to grab Colt, but Colt counters with a jawbreaker. He then runs to the ropes, bounces off and hits a big knee lift. Colt continues with a running neckbreaker before climbing to the top rope. Colt hits a big flying forearm on Jazzman and goes for the pin.
1......2....Square enters the ring and breaks the pin up!
The ref pushes Square from the ring and Colt picks up Jazzman and throws him into the corner. Colt charges at Jazzman but Jazzman moves and Colt slams into the turnbuckle. Jazzman quickly runs across the ring before running back across. Jazzman makes Colt Take The A Train! He goes for the pin.
1.....2....Aaron gets in the ring and dropkicks Jazzman in the head!
Square gets in the ring and hits Aaron out of the ring. Jazzman lifts up Colt and throws him into his corner. He tags in Square and Square gets in. He viciously assaults Colt who tries to defend himself. He throws Colt into the middle of the ring and charges at him with the Squareplosion. Colt gets hit with the move but flies backwards and out of the ring. Aaron jumps off the ring apron to check on Colt. Square attempts to attack Aaron while he is distracted with a baseball slide. However Aaron sees it coming and dodges it. As Square slides out of the ring, Aaron grabs him and STOs him on the floor before picking him up and throwing him back in the ring. Jazzman comes over and gets in Aaron's face about the move, who just shrugs him off. Jazzman heats up and punches Aaron in the face. He hits a big elbow and makes Aaron stagger backward. He charges for a clothesline but Aaron ducks. Aaron leaps into the ring and Jazzman follows. Aaron stands in the middle as Jazzman and Square surround him before charging with clotheslines. Aaron leaps out of the way and Square and Jazzman clothesline each other! Both men are down. Colt drags himself into the ring before tagging in Aaron. Aaron and Colt lift up Square for a double vertical suplex, but they hold him there. Suddenly, Aaron let's go and Colt hits Square with the Story on Page One! Aaron goes to pin him!
1.....2....Jazzman breaks the pin up!
Aaron and Jazzman exchange blows with Jazzman eventually throwing him into the corner. He charges at Aaron and leaps, but Aaron catches him before running to Square and STOing Jazzman on top of him. He throws Jazzman out of the ring before going for the pin on Square.
1.....2.....3!
Here are your winners, King Motor-Colt and Aaron Enigma!
After the win, Aaron gets up but suddenly ducks as Colt comes from behind trying to clothesline him. He looks at Colt and wags his finger at him. Jazzman climbs back in the ring and the three men exchange looks. Square makes it to his feet and the four men all stand in a corner. They stare at each other before Jazzman holds up his title while getting out of the ring. The three challengers stand in the ring as the champion walks up the ramp, gesturing that he is not going to lose next week.
Credits: Seth Drakin, Boiler Room Brawler, YellowJacket, Viva Los Bio Dome, Evil M, Tyfo, Amigo, Aaron Enigma, and Headbanger Man
