Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - December 6, 2009
12/25/09
*The show opens with Amigo walking from the back to the interior of the Arena, stopping to put a padlock on Sparks/the other rookie's locker room door to prevent him from interfering with his message*
*Comes out to his theme music, with a big smile, and takes the Mic, and is center-stage*
Well well well, wasn't that a nice PPV, eh? Now, a lot of you are probably curious, since JM won, was I bribed by his slut for him to win? Nope!
So, you lot must be wondering, so did Yellowjacket's failure of a Wrestling coach bribe me, and I double-crossed them? Nope!
Truth be honest, neither of them ever approached me about topping the favor of said person! I just faked a phone call, and spread it around to make confusion, and piss people off!
*The crowd boos*
And I guessed it worked! But, hey, just because they didn't do it, does not mean I wasn't bribed! Yup, there was a third party involved in this scheme, one that made the payment AFTER the match! And you know who that person was? Jessica Morton, our so-called Commish!
You see, the match last PPV was supposed to be a Triple Threat match, with me actually in the match, but I was smarter then that. I knew that Seth's reward wouldn't satisfy me at all. It's some title for his "Honor rules" match, or whatever it's called. Since I know in combat, there is no honor involved, I........bargained for something better. So, what was supposed to happen after Yellowjacket unsurprisingly failed attempt to win, I was the next guy to go after him, guaranteed by both of them. So, what I did was sell it off. Yes, as of this moment, I have no claim to be the next guy to go after JM. But, what did I exchange for that? Well............
Let's just say, that there's three guys currently going after the World Heavyweight Title: Motor-Colt, Aaron Enigma, and Square. Maybe there's someone else, but that's who is in the hunt. Well, what I did was plow through them. Now, I have a contract: Either this December, or in January, I can bypass all those suckers, and automatically depose Jazzman for my title! Yup, screw working through the ranks, I bought in! And all those guys who might be angry that I can go before them, well, I don't have anything to say, because they were too stupid to do the same! Now, the true WWCF World Heavyweight Champion is coming home, to take back what he wanted! Sparks! Yellowjacket! Pushkilla! I bury you behind as I ascend to my rightful place!
*Leaves with a big-ass smile*
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside Jesse King!
We have an amazing show lined up tonight!
Indeed we do. Tonight, we have Sparks battling Cage King, KCB taking on The General of the Monkey Army and in our main event, Square battles the WWCF Hardcore Champion Jonathan Michaels!
But first, what about that shocking announcement at the top of the show, Gorilla?!
Amigo has a guaranteed World title shot. The only question now is when will he cash in?
Sparks V. Cage King
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Pull Me Under)
Introducing first, from Sevierville, Tennessee, weighing 216 pounds...SPARKS!
- Sparks puts his pet spider in a box in the corner, before posing for the crowd, as his pyro goes off.
(Cageking Theme)
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 295 pounds...CAGEKING!
- At the outset, Sparks uses his quickness to avoid strikes from his opponent. Sparks gets in a couple of kicks to the leg of Cageking, and then hits a dropkick, which sends Cageking through the ropes. He then hits a cannonball senton off the apron onto Cageking, and gets back into the ring as the crowd show their approval.
- Cageking gets back into the ring, and catches a charging Sparks with a spinning heel kick, for a 1 count. He whips Cageking into the corner, and starts burying a few shoulders into the gut. He goes for a charge, but Sparks counters with a drop toe hold, sending Cageking face first into the second turnbuckle. Sparks goes for a back suplex, but Cageking counters and manages to land on top of Sparks, in a pinning position.
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- Cageking hits a DDT, and goes for a Rolling Thunder, but Sparks gets his knees up to counter. Sparks then drops a couple of knees into the arm of his opponent, before applying an armbar. The bigger Cageking soon gets to his feet, and delivers a couple of right hands. Sparks leapfrogs Cageking as he comes off the ropes, but is hit by a huge clothesline. Cageking scores with a standing moonsault.
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- Sparks kicks out. Cageking starts to climb the turnbuckles. He attempts a flying elbow from the third floor, but Sparks avoids the contact. He goes for a jackknife cover.
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- Cageking powers out, and in one fluid motion picks up Sparks for a powerbomb. He hits one, and then holds on to Sparks. However, this time Sparks has the presence of mind to hit a few right hands, before landing onto Cageking, who finally goes to the mat.
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- Cageking kicks out. Sparks goes for a kick as both men get to their feet, but Sparks catches his foot. Sparks goes for an enziguri, but it is ducked. Cageking goes for the Overnight Celebrity, but Sparks pushes him off. Sparks goes for a victory roll.
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- Cageking just about escapes! Cageking goes for a huge roundhouse kick, but Sparks ducks underneath it. Sparks picks up Cageking for the Spark-te-plex, but Cageking reverses it. He then himself gets Sparks into position for the Flashing Lights, but he manages to desperately get his hands on the ropes, and ends up on the apron. He nails Cageking with a forearm, and then hits a springboard clothesline! Sparks goes to the top floor, and hits a huge moonsault!
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- 2.9! Sparks can't believe it! He admonishes the referee, and then goes back to the top turnbuckle. However, he takes to much time and Cageking meets him up there. Cageking nails him with right hands, and tries to hit a superplex, but Sparks blocks it. Sparks then hits the Coup-de-Grace off the top rope!
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Here is your winner...SPARKS!
Sparks getting the win here in our opener Jess, but you know he had to be wishing it was Amigo.
No doubt. He wants payback against his ex-partner, by any means necessary.
KCB V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 10 minute time limit.
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*King Kong 2004*
And his opponent, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
KCB and The General lock up and The General gets the early advantage by backing KCB up into the corner. The ref calls for the break and The General acts like he is about to back up but gives KCB a big shot in the face.
KCB comes out of the corner dazed and The General locks in a big monkey hug. The General starts squeezing the life out of KCB but KCB builds up some momentum and spreads his arms and smashes The General's head breaking the monkey hug.
KCB runs back off the ropes and does a huge cross body across The General and goes for the pin.
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NO!!!
The General kicks out! KCB picks up The General and gives him a swift side kick to the stomach. KCB set The General up for the TKO but The General blocks it and head butts KCB into a corner. KCB runs out of the corner with clothesline but The General ducks and as KCB turns around The General hits The Monkey Paw and goes for the cover!!!
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Here is your winner.............The General of the Monkey Army!!!!
The General trying to get back into things after his loss at In Your Apartment. You have to wonder if this win can help him in the long run.
It’s too soon to tell Gorilla, but if there’s one thing we’ve seen time and time again, it’s that you can never count the General out.
Square V. Jonathan Michaels
The following is a one fall contest, and your main event of the evening!
*I Don‘t Care*
Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, SQUARE!!!
*DOA*
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
At the bell, Square charges at Jonathan and pounds him to the mat with a flurry of punches. Michaels tries to defend himself, but Square is relentless, pinning Jonathan to the mat.
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Jonathan raises his shoulder off the mat, but Square continues to pummel him with punches, throwing in some elbows for good measure. He pins him to the mat once more.
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Jonathan bridges up, but Square drives his elbow into Michaels’ ribs, sending him back to the mat. Cover.
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Jonathan rolls his shoulder off the mat. Square pulls him up and into a knee to the midsection, then whips him into the ropes. Michaels bounces back towards Square, who goes for a hiptoss, but Jonathan blocks it and fires off a snapmare, followed by a dropkick to the back of the head! As Square sits up, Jonathan bounces off the ropes with a seated blockbuster and bridge!
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Square forces him off of him, but as he gets to his feet, Jonathan meets him with a scoop slam! Square gets to his feet, only to be met with a snap suplex. Jonathan pulls him back up and goes for a spinebuster, but Square counters with a DDT! Both men down, as referee John Creed begins his count.
“1!
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Square starts to sit up.
“5!
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Square get’s to his feet! He grabs the dazed Michaels by the hair and sets him up for a swinging neck breaker, but Jonathan counters out of it, Square charges, Fade to Bla-SQUARE DUCKS IT!!! SQUAREPLOSION!!! COVER!!!
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Here is your winner, Square!
Well, he may not have been successful at In Your Apartment, but Square showing us that he is still a serious threat to any Champion at any time.
Gorilla, it won’t be long before he’s back in contention for the World Title.
Well, that’s all the time we have. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. See you tomorrow night for Monday NiteRaw!
Credits: Amigo, Headbanger Man, D-Day Dave and Evil M
