Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - November 22, 2009
12/3/09
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside Jesse King!
We have an amazing show lined up tonight!
We certainly do. We have the first ever Heatz!!1 Champion Hollywood Viva Los Bio Dome taking on the hot newcomer Ganzo Bomb, Boiler Room Brawler battling Relegate Hunter, and our big main event, TTS and “Champagne“ Jay Carroll going up against Sparks and KCB!
Hollywood Viva Los Bio Dome V. Ganzo Bomb
*Black Hole Sun*
On his way to the ring, coming in at 6'1" and 220 pounds out of Connecticut...
Ganzo Bomb!
Ganzo makes his way to the ring looking slightly nervous and peering over his shoulder from time to time.
*Hate Everyone*
Now on his way to the ring, coming in at 5'11" and 195 pounds out of Hollywood, California...
"Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome!
Two men enter on to the ramp and begin rolling down a red carpet. Two photographers are waiting to begin snapping Viva's picture as he walks down to the ring. One photographer's flash blinds Viva as he's walking to the ring, and Viva retaliates by slugging him in the face. He's seen shaking off the after-effects while entering the ring.
The referee calls for the bell.
Ganzo takes advantage of Viva's spotty vision and grabs him and chokeslams him. Ganzo locks Viva into a Liontamer. Unfortunately for Ganzo, Viva realizes that the ropes are only a stretch away and locks on to them instantly.
The ref alerts Ganzo to break the hold. He leaves it on. The ref begins his count...
1..!
2..!
3..!
Fo...
Ganzo finally lets go and Viva rolls to the outside to shake off the apparent ring rust. Ganzo poses for the crowd while Viva catches his breath *crowd pops*.
Viva finally rolls back into the ring and stands up. Ganzo throws a right hook, but Viva catches it and turns it into a sleeper hold. Ganzo begins struggling so Viva just picks him up and slams him on his back. Viva begins stomping Ganzo mercilessly. As Ganzo lies there in immense pain, Viva motions that he's taking snapshots of Ganzo.
The crowd erupts in a huge sound of boos, and Viva begins laughing. He stomps Ganzo a couple of times for good measure, and picks him up. Viva slaps Ganzo across the face. Viva locks up with Ganzo, and out of nowhere Ganzo hits him with an STO. Ganzo goes for the pin.
*Down on Me*
TTS and "Champagne" Jay Carrol appear on the ramp, and Ganzo immediately stands up and motions them to get in the ring. As Ganzo is leaving all of his attention on TTS and Champagne, Viva stands up and begins tuning up the band, so to speak. TTS and "Champagne" turn around and walk back to the backstage area, and Ganzo bomb turns around and walks right into The Purple Sticky Punch.
Viva picks Ganzo Bomb up and hits him with The Purple Sticky Punch again, busting Ganzo's right eye open. Viva again picks him up, and hits him with The Bio Dome, and goes for the pin.
1...
2...
3..!
Here's your winner, "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome!
Viva rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs both a chair, and a microphone.
Viva opens the chair in the middle of the ring, sets it down, has a seat, and begins talking to Ganzo.
Kid, I know you're new around here, and you have a lot to learn, but are you really that god damn stupid?
*Crowd begins booing*
You took your eye off of the BRIGHTEST star in this company. You took ME lightly. You made a rookie mistake here tonight, and look at you. You're a bloody friggin' mess. I know tonight when you finally peel yourself off of this mat, you're gonna look for a reason to blame me. But oh no, Ganzo, you brought this all on yourself. Tonight, after I get finished with you, you're going to have no one to blame but yourself.
Viva gets the chair and positions in around Ganzo Bomb's neck. Viva begins climbing the ropes as Ganzo lays there, still motionless from the Purple Sticky Punches and Bio Dome.
Viva poses on the top rope, and jumps off, landing on the legs of the chair, and severely hurting Ganzo Bombs neck.
Viva grabs the mic, looks down in disgust, and utters three words.
Lesson learned, rook.
Viva drops out of the ring and walks out of the Places Unknown arena to the loudest chorus of boo's he's heard in his entire career.
Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter
Folks, I can’t believe what we just saw. Viva Los Bio Dome has gone off the deep end.
No doubt Gorilla, but we need to move on. Up next is The Boiler Room Brawler taking on Relegate Hunter!
*You Asked For It*
The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, The Boiler Room Brawler!
Brawler makes his way to the ring, swinging his pipe wrench wildly.
*Smile Like You Mean It*
And his opponent, Relegate Hunter!
Hunter bursts through the curtains, all smiles.
The bell rings. Hunter charges Brawler, who meets him with a big boot. Hunter stumbles back, then falls forward again, into a big clothesline. Brawler pulls Hunter up and slams him back to the mat. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Brawler goes for a legdrop, but Relegate rolls out of the way. As Brawler tries to collect himself, Hunter comes off the ropes with a dropkick to the back of the head. Brawler goes down and Hunter goes to the top rope. He comes off with an elbow drop, but Brawler moves. As Hunter nurses his elbow, Brawler hit’s the ropes and nails Hunter with a big splash! Cover.
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2
3
Here is your winner, The Boiler Room Brawler!
Brawler picks up his pipe wrench and starts swinging it around, as the referee helps Hunter to the outside.
Boiler Room Brawler with another win here on Heatz!!1
Brawler has been dominant these last few weeks, Gorilla! Can anybody stop him?!
I don’t Jess, but I do know that up next is our main event!
Sparks and KCB V. TTS and “Champagne” Jay Carroll
The following is a one fall contest, and your tag team main event of the evening!
*Dream Theatre - Pull Me Under *
Approaching the ring at this time, hailing from Sevierville, TN and weighing 216 pounds, Sparks!
-Sparks walks down the ramp holding Scar as the crowd shows its appreciation for the up and coming star. He steps into the ring, holding Scar high in the air as his pyro hits with a thunderous bang. He settles into the ring and awaits the arrival of his partner....
*Limp Bizkit - My Way*
And now approaching the ring, hailing from Chicago, IL and weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
-The arena lights dim and KCB's pyro comes screaming out of the entranceway. One sole light shines down on KCB as he makes his way down to the ring, high fiving fans and preparing himself for the match. As he steps in the ring, he gives Sparks a handshake and continues his pre-match routine.
*Silversun Pickups - Panic Switch*
Their opponents, at the combined weight of 510 pounds, the team of Voodoo Champagne!
-Jay Carroll and TTS walk the ramp together, TTs holding his customary chicken and Jay holding his usual champagne bottle. They stand at the bottom of the ramp, and TTS performs his customary chicken sacrifice as Jay sprays everyone at ringside down with champagne and laughs.
As usual, the WWCF does not support the sacrifice of chickens as a part of prematch voodoo rituals, and does not encourage TTS or anyone else to engage in this activity. Remember, don't try this at home.
JK: Glad to see we had to break out the weekly disclaimer.
As Jay and TTs wrap up their pre-match shenanigans, Sparks comes diving over the top rope, barelling into both men and taking them to the floor. KCB also leaves the ring, and delivers a clothesline for good measure. Both TTS and Jay scramble to get back to their feet, and Jay is shoved under the ropes by KCB. The bell rings and the referee makes sure that Sparks and TTS find their way to their respective corners while KCB engages Jay with a collar and elbow tie-up. Being the bigger man, KCB forces Jay into his corner and delivers a slap to the chest that echoes off of the rafters of the WWCF arena. Jay clutches his chest in pain, stumbling away from the corner and looking for a reprieve. As KCB walks behind him, Jay jabs him with a thumb to the eyes and Irish whips him into Voodoo Champagne's corner. Giving KCB's arm a twist, he locks KCB's shoulder in place and delivers his own slap to the chest, walking away grinning as if he had hit his finisher on KCB. Jay turns around and walks into a clothesline that floors him and leaves him leaping to tag in TTS.
TTS and KCB begin testing each other's strength by shoulder blocking each other. Neither man budges very far, and both men continue to encourage the other to keep up the shoulder blocks. After 3 attempts at shoulder blocks, KCB slaps on a side headlock and is shoved off by TTS. This time, his shoulder block is enough to knock TTS off of his feet, and TTS decides to roll under the ropes. Jay Carroll leaps into the ring and chop-blocks KCB's left knee as the referee administers the count to TTS, then evacuates the ring as Sparks jumps in to defend his tag partner. KCB rolls around the mat in pain as Jay smiles at his handiwork.
Like it or not, Voodoo Champagne sure have learned how to anticipate each other and coordinate their cheating ways.
True, but they still have that match for the Heetz!!1 championship coming up next Sunday. How long can their partnership keep up with titles at stake?
TTs stomps and kicks at KCB's knee, keeping him on the canvas. Jay asks for the tag and gets it. As TTS twists KCB's knee, Jay slingshots himself over the top rope and delivers a leg drop to KCB's knee. KCB tries to use his other leg to push Jay away, but Jay just lets go of the bad one to avoid the kicks. KCB tries to get back to his corner but is stopped by an elbow from Jay, who pushes off the canvas and dropkicks Sparks to the floor. The referee admonishes Jay for attacking the non-legal man as TTS comes back into the ring to deliver more punishment to KCB's left knee. TTs hits an atomic drop, and follows up with a shinbreaker on KCB as Jay feigns an argument with the referee. Jay turns around and goes for a pin.
1...
2...
KCB fights out at 2, tossing Jay off of him and getting back to his feet. Jay goes for an Irish Whip and is countered. KCB goes for the corner avalanche and Jay ducks out of the way, kicking KCB in the back of the leg again. Jay slides over into his corner and tags in TTS, who promptly delivers a back body drop. KCB rolls over on his stomach, and TTS tries to apply his Voodoo Clutch as Sparks paces his corner trying to amp the crowd up in his team's favor. Jay runs into the ring and delivers a baseball slide dropkick to KCB's face, gaining the referee's attention and allowing TTS to slip in a chokehold. Sparks gets visibly pissed about this and breaks up the hold, but is forced back into his corner by the referee. Jay takes advantage of the ref's head being turned and stomps the knee again for good measure, then slaps his hands together to signify a tag. The referee allows it, much to the dismay of the crowd. Jay works the Garvin Stomp into the match, making sure to give the left knee an extra stomp to weaken it further. He then props KCB up in the corner, goes to the opposite side, and delivers a clothesline that drops KCB to the floor as Jay sits on the second rope grinning. He rolls KCB over and attempts another pin.
1...
2...
KCB gets the shoulder out, and Jay goes back to working the knee. This time, KCB is successful at pushing Jay away with his good leg, and does it 2 more times to get himself free. Jay comes rushing in as KCB gets to his feet, and runs right into an overhead release belly to belly suplex. The crowd perks up, thinking this could be the tag they've been waiting for.... and KCB reaches his corner, tagging in the fresh man Sparks! The crowd erupts as Sparks lays in clotheslines to Jay, 3 in a row that knock the former Heetz!!1 champion on his rear end over and over. Jay tries to get to his feet a fourth time and is met with a snap suplex. As Jay rolls on the mat in pain, TTS steps in to stop the carnage and is met with a running leg takedown and fists from Sparks. Sparks delivers a clothesline from behind and TTS finds himself on the ringside floor, trying to get himself back into the match. Jay tries to hit Sparks from behind but eats a cutter for his troubles, and Sparks goes for the pin.
1.....
2....
TTS pulls Sparks out of the ring, and tosses him into the ringside barricade. KCB comes into the ring and musters up the strength to hit his TKO, while TTs tries to put Sparks out of commission with a fireman's carry into a spinning sideslam on the ringside floor. KCB goes for the pin on Jay but...
He's not the legal man, Gorilla!
And it's a shame, too. KCB and Sparks would have had this match won if he was!
The referee refuses to administer the count, pointing out that KCB isn't the legal man. TTS tosses Sparks back into the ring and drags Jay over to their corner, making Jay tag him in. Jay pulls himself up in the corner, and watches his his partner set up Sparks for the Pile-Up. Jay delivers a blind tag to TTS as TTS picks up Sparks for his finisher. Jay runs over to Sparks and KCB's corner, dropkicking KCB's knee out from under him and taking him out the equation. As TTS goes for the pin on Sparks, Jay pushes TTS aside and pins him anyway.
1....
2.....
3!
Your winners of the match, Voodoo Champagne!
Jay stands over Sparks and preens as the crowd boos. TTS glowers at his tag partner and shrugs off the referee giving him the Heetz!!1 Championship, wanting to know what that was about. Jay shrugs his shoulders and raises both his arms as if to say "I won!". TTS shoves Jay and demands an explanation as the cameras fade away from the ring.
Credits: Viva Los Bio Dome, Evil M and Jay Carroll
