Championship Heatz!!1 - May 30, 2010
6/16/10
Pyro goes off in the arena.
Gettenpill: Welcome to a very special edition of Heatz!
Kelly: Tonight, four championships are on the line in four huge matches, so let’s head to the ring!
Inter-Forum Championship: Square versus Boiler Room Brawler
Sean Kelly: And to kick things off, we have Boiler Room Brawler defending his Inter-Forum Championship against the Revolution of Evolution, Square.
Micheal Gettenpill: This will be a knock down, drag out brawl, Sean. Brawler is probably poised to tear Square's throat out after he revealed that he was the nefarious Man in Black.
Sean Kelly: Square may very well be seeing his comeuppance tonight. This sure ain't going to be Jazzman versus Littlenaitch, I can tell you that much. Let's go to ringside.
Jerry Fish: Our next match of the evening is for the Inter-Forum Championship!
The audience pops as "I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy hits the speakers. The pop changes into boos when they realize that Square is about to enter.
Michael Gettenpill: Who would have guessed that Square was the man behind the mask all of this time?
Sean Kelly: But Square is usually more direct and upfront than this. Why the change in character?
Square emerges as the chorus begins and forms an "S" shape over his head as the pyro goes off, sparks showering over him.
Michael Gettenpill: Either way, I think that we should all give him some credit for rattling our Inter-Forum Championship like this.
Sean Kelly: Who could possess such patience? It's been nearly half of a year since he first became the Man in Black.
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, hailing from Preston, England and weighing in at 210lbs... the challenger: Square!
Square walks past the fans, ignoring their shouts of contempt until he comes across a hot woman and he stops to talk with her.
Michael Gettenpill: Even after this revelation, Square will be Square.
The woman's boyfriend gets into Square's face, but Square gives him the finger, gives the woman one last look, and then progresses for the ring.
Sean Kelly: Square is a self-centered, cocky, arrogant, brat. Plain and simple.
Square does his "S" shape pose in the middle of the ring as another shower of sparks explodes from the turnbuckles. The crowd's boos continue through all of this when they suddenly pop for "Rigourous Vengeance" by Municipal Waste hitting the speakers.
Sean Kelly: And there's our Inter-Forum Champion!
Boiler Room Brawler runs for the ring, pipe wrench in hand. A menacing scowl is spread across his face, teeth gritted.
Sean Kelly: Boiler Room Brawler is not going to waste any time. Square has made him look bad throughout the months as the Man in Black and now is time for retribution.
BRB slides under the ropes as Square runs up and starts punching his head.
Sean Kelly: Hey, the match hasn't even started yet!
Michael Gettenpill: Hey, are those brass knuckles on Square's fist?
Square continues punching BRB in the head, indeed with brass knuckles when Referee Will Alphonso starts the bell. Square quickly backs up, packs the brass knuckles away into his pants while BRB recovers.
Sean Kelly: Referee Will Alphonso may have not noticed.
Michael Gettenpill: Square's gamble seems to have worked.
BRB runs at Square, who sidesteps him and throws a kick to BRB's butt. BRB turns around and charges again but Square drops down and catches BRB with a drop toe hold, sending BRB straight for the mat.
Michael Gettenpill: There's more than one way to topple the Boiler Room Brawler.
Square quickly returns to his feet, as does BRB. The two stare down, BRB sneering, eyes twitching, while Square grins, to which BRB throws a front kick that Square catches. Square just as quickly dropkicks BRB in his remaining foot, bringing him down again.
Sean Kelly: Square is in rare form tonight, considering his opponent.
Square throws kicks and stomps at BRB, who rolls out of the ring to recover.
Sean Kelly: I could be wrong, but Square seems to have taken a page out of Sun Tzu's book.
Michael Gettenpill: How so?
Referee Will Alphonso counts one. BRB winces from the previous barrage as Square drop kick suicide dives through the ropes and impacts with BRB's head, knocking him to the ground.
Michael Gettenpill: Holy crap! Did you see that?
Instant Replay
Sean Kelly: I wonder if Square took some notes from Jazzman's match against Titanothere a couple of weeks ago to boot.
Square starts stomping on BRB as Alphonso counts two. BRB eventually catches one of Square's feet, but Square responds with a dropkick to BRB's side with the other foot. Alphonso counts three.
Michael Gettenpill: This match looks to be turning around.
Square is up before BRB and he runs at him and starts punching him in the head some more, a little in the chest too. BRB finally manages to stand up as Alphonso counts four. BRB throws a palm strike at Square, making him stumble back.
Sean Kelly: I'd sure hate to get a palm straight to the face from Brawler, I'll tell you that much.
BRB approaches Square and throws a front kick, knocking him onto his back. Alphonso counts five. BRB goes to drop an elbow on Square but Square rolls out of the way and BRB misses, impacting with the ramp with a loud clang.
Michael Gettenpill: That could have been Square!
Both men get up as Alphonso counts six. BRB scowls at Square, who looks around and makes a run for the ring, narrowly ducking under BRB's attempt at a lariat. BRB gives pursuit to Square and both men slide into the ring.
Sean Kelly: BRB is on the warpath tonight.
Both men are up and start trading blows. Punch after punch, BRB appears to be gaining ground on Square.
Sean Kelly: Square cost him the Inter-Forum Championship back in December.
Square backs up and delivers a lariat to BRB, who doesn't fall. BRB winds up and throws a chop at Square, who ducks and throws a punch at BRB's face.
Sean Kelly: Square cost him the Hardcore Championship last month.
Square goes to throw another punch at BRB, who jumps forward and body slams into Square, knocking him into the ropes. Square rebounds to BRB, who catches him with a Manhattan drop. Square lets out an audible yelp.
Michael Gettenpill: Looks like those brass knuckles are working against Square right about now, Sean.
Square stumbles a few steps before BRB front kicks him through the ropes to the outside. Referee Will Alphonso counts one as the audience begins cheering on BRB.
Sean Kelly: The fans are behind BRB tonight. They have had enough with Square's shenanigans as the Man in Black and they want to see BRB get his!
The lights go out.
Michael Gettenpill: Wait, what?
The lights come back on and Referee Will Alphonso is laid out and the Man in Black is behind BRB.
Michael Gettenpill: The Man in Black?
Sean Kelly: But Square is still outside the ring!
BRB gets a psychotically confused look on his face as the Man in Black stands before Square and delivers a spinebuster to him.
Michael Gettenpill: What is the meaning of this?
Sean Kelly: Square never was the Man in Black! He took us for a ride!
The Man in Black takes look at BRB and then disappears. When the lights come back on, Referee Will Alphonso is back up, if a little dazed, and Square lies in the middle of the ring.
Michael Gettenpill: Well, you may as well go for it, BRB.
Sean Kelly: It serves Square right for bringing on the wrath of Boiler Room Brawler.
BRB looks around at the crowd and then goes up to Square to a mixed reaction.
Sean Kelly: If Brawler capitalizes then the Human Hate Machines might be right about the Man in Black.
Michael Gettenpill: How so?
Sean Kelly: How do we know that the Man in Black is not some elaborate ruse?
Michael Gettenpill: An elaborate ruse that costs him the Hardcore Championship?
Sean Kelly: Sympathy for the Hardcore Championship and for BRB himself.
BRB drops down on Square for the Boiler Room Bomb, making the audience wince. Referee Will Alphonso goes to count the pin.
Sean Kelly: Think about it.
Alphonso counts one.
Audience: One!
Alphonso counts two.
Audience: Two!
Alphonso counts thr- BRB stands up and the audience grows confused.
Sean Kelly: What?
BRB stands Square up, bends him over, and runs him over the top rope to the outside.
Michael Gettenpill: What's he doing?
Sean Kelly: The Man in Black has repeatedly made BRB look bad, Mike.
Referee Will Alphonso looks at BRB, who glares at him, so he begins counting. The crowd continues in their confused reaction.
Sean Kelly: And I guess that this is BRB's way of winning the match without giving the Man in Black much credit.
Michael Gettenpill: I guess I get that. Now.
Alphonso reaches ten and "Rigorous Vengeance" by Municipal Waste hits the speakers to a continued mixed reaction. BRB has a scowl on his face as he is handed the Inter-Forum Championship Belt.
Jerry Fish: Here is your winner as the result of a count out and STILL your World Wrestle Crap Federation Inter-Forum Champion: Boiler Room Brawler!
Michael Gettenpill: And here I thought that we would see closure to the Man in Black mystery, but instead we have only eliminated one roster member from the suspects list.
WWCF Hardcore Championship
(c)The Smokin Vokoun vs The Hangman
Jerry Fish: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest, set for one fall....is for...THE WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
*Ballad of a Hangman by Grave Digger*
Jerry Fish: Introducing first.... representing The Human Hate Machines....from Port Royal, Jamica....weighing in at an even, 300 pounds.....THE HANGMAN!!!!!
-The Hangman walks out to a LOUD chorus of boos. He stares at the crowd and frantiaclly runs to the ring.
Jerry Fish: And his opponent.....
*Sinnerman*
Jerry Fish: Representing The Family....from Chicago, Illinois....weighing in at 280 pounds....he is the WWCF WORLD HARDCORE CHAMPION......THE SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!
-The song plays but Smokin Vokoun is no where to be found.
Michael Gettenpill: Where is Smokey, Sean? I hope he didn't oversleep in....where ever he sleeps?
Sean Kelly: I don't think Vokoun would chicken out...would he?
-The Hangman just stares at the enterance ramp. However, Smokin Vokoun sneaks out of from UNDER THE RING WITH A KITCHEN SINK. He enters the ring and the SMASHES THE KITCHEN SINK ON HANGMAN'S HEAD. The bell rings.
Sean Kelly: I guess that was payback for all the attacking Hangman did...serves him right!!!
-Vokoun hits Hangman again with the sink and starts biting him on the forehead. Vokoun then slumps in the corner, waiting for Hangman to get up. As a dazed Hangman stands up, Vokoun charges Hangman with a HANGMAN CLOTHSLINE, which sends Hangman and Smokey out of the ring.
- Vokoun continues the attack by throwing Hangman into the steel steps. Vokoun then picks up the steel steps and throws it off Hangman's back. Vokoun then picks up Hangman and throws him into the guardrail. He then goes under the ring and picks up a TRASH CAN. Vokoun wacks the trashcan over The Hangman's head three times. He then goes to ram Hangmans head in the steel post, but Hangman reverses. He goes for a headbutt, but misses!! Vokoun then starts choking Hangman.
-Vokoun gets off him while Hangman gasps for air. He then goes under the ring and gets his favorite weapon the BARBWIRED BAT. He throws it in the ring and then he picks up Hangman and throws him the ring. He then picks up a steel chair and walks into the ring. He gets in and starts screaming at the fans. But he doesn't pay attention while he is holding the chair. Hangman, gets up and BUZZSAW KICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT IN VOKOUN'S FACE. Vokoun goes down like a shot and is busted wide open Hangman goes for the cover.
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-Hangman, get up and with a sick smile on his face stares at the barbwire bat. He picks it up and starts wailing on Vokoun it. He then sits on top Vokoun. Hangman, drives the barbwire into Vokoun's forehead while Vokoun screams in pain. Hangman starts taking the Barbwire off the bat and WRAPS THE WIRE AROUND VOKOUN'S NECK!!! Even the ref tries to stop Hangman from doing this, but Hangman shoves the ref away. He then snapmares Vokoun with the barbwire strand and continues choking him. Vokoun's neck is also bloody as he is gasping for air. With the ref out, Hangman can't cover. But he smiles anyway. He then grabs the baseball goes up to the middle rope and drives the bat into Vokoun's sternum. The ref recovers and Hangman goes for the cover.
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- A weak kick out by Vokoun. Hangman is not done with him yet. He pulls up Vokoun and props him up. Smokey is very wobbly. Hangman, takes the bat and takes several hard swings into Vokoun's rips and back. Vokoun is coughing up blood and writhing in pain. The Hangman stands over him as the crowd starts to boo him loudly. The crowd starts crying out. SMOKEY!! SMOKEY!! SMOKEY!!
- Hangman just laughs off the taunts as he leaves the ring, He goes under the ring and finds another Barbwire bat. He throws it into the ring. Vokoun is trying to get up, but he's almost unregonizable with all the blood. Vokoun gets up as Hangman takes a big swing at Vokoun's head. But Vokoun stays up. Hangman is shocked and takes another swing to the head. But Vokoun stays up. Hangman slams down the bat in frusteration and goes for the The Gallows, but Vokoun counters with a Drop Toe Hold as Hangman goes FACE FIRST ON THE FULLY BARBWIRE BAT!!!
-Hangman writhes in pain as Vokoun is getting his baring and his strength back. The crowd is getting louder and louder as Vokoun first begins to notice his own blood. He starts going crazy. Hangman gets up and shows that he is busted wide open. Vokoun sees this and goes insane and starts wailing on Hangman with rights and lefts. He then picks up Hangman and then signals to the crowd. Vokoun DDT'S HANGMAN FACE FIRST ON THE BARBWIRE. Vokoun goes for the cover...
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A weak kick out.
-Vokoun then gets up and gets out of the ring. Hangman is lying face first in a pool of his own blood. Vokoun then takes out a table and slides into the ring. He then picks up Hangman and throws him to the corner. Vokoun goes to top rope and picks up Hangman and FLYS THROUGH THE AIR WITH A SMOKE BOMB THROUGH A TABLE!!!! This hurts Vokoun as well. Both men are down. Vokoun then puts a arm over Hangman.
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Jerry Fish: Ladies and gentleman....the winner and still WWCF Hardcore Champion....THE SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!
Michael Gettenpill: Folks, that was an insane title match. My question is...will these men be in any shape to compete in Stable Warz II tomorrow night?
Sean Kelly: Michael, if these men were normal human beings....I would think they wouldn't be. But I think both men will be ready for Stable Warz II. If they both can come out alive after this one....they can come out alive on anything. We will right back!!!
WWCF World Tag Team Championships: The Metal Express V. The Truth Coalition
JF: This next match is for the WWCF Tag Team Titles, and is scheduled for one fall!
-AC/DC's “Thunderstruck” begins playing-
JF: Approaching the ring first, at a combined weight of 544 lbs, YellowJacket and Evil M, the Truth Coalition!
-The arena goes dark, with the Truth Coalition walking down the ramp. YellowJacket waves off fans and strokes his ego while Evil M follows closely behind. They step in the ring, and Evil M sets off his pyro. Immediately afterwards, YellowJacket goes to the top rope and observes the crowd, and soaks in the boos.-
-Twisted Sister's “We're Not Gonna Take It” rings throughout the arena.-
JF: Now approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 498 lbs, they are the WWCF World Tag Team champions, D-Day Dave and the Headbanger Man, the Heavy Metal Express!
-The World Tag Team Champs come to the ring, instruments in hand and belts on their waists. D-Day Dave goes into serious air guitar mode, then points his axe at Evil M, while Headbanger Man gets busy thrashing on his imaginary drum kit. The two men step into the ring, and give their tag titles to the ref, who raises them into the air and rings the bell.-
MG: This is the 3rd of 4 championship matches tonight on this special edition of Championship Heetz!!1!, and it certainly looks like a good one.
-The two tag teams decide amongst themselves who will start the match. The Truth Coalition starts with YellowJacket and The Heavy Metal Express begins with D-Day Dave. The two men circle up and YellowJacket gets the better of the initial lockup, waistlocking D-Day Dave and going behind him, trying to drag him to the ground. YellowJacket succeeds, and climbs on top of D-Day Dave, paintbrushng him and rolling off. D-Day Dave gets off the mat angry, and they lock up again, this time D-Day Dave dropping the collar-and-elbow tieup in favor of throwing an uppercut. The uppercut connects and YellowJacket starts retreating, falling into a neutral corner. D-Day Dave follows him in and begins throwing punches to the body, making the referee come over and admonish him for his activity. Headbanger Man walks over and uses the top rope to do damage to YellowJacket's throat area, then walks off as if he didn't do anything.
SK: Great teamwork by the Heavy Metal Express there, Michael!
MG: What you call great teamwork, I call cheating tactics Sean.
-D-Day Dave hip tosses YellowJacket out of the corner, and YellowJacket scrambles to get back to his feet. D-Day Dave tries another hip toss and YellowJacket counters with his own hip toss, then runs over to apply a chinlock. YellowJacket uses the chinlock effectively to pull D-Day Dave over to his corner and tags in Evil M, who throat thrusts D-Dave Dave upon stepping into the ring. He Irish Whips Dave into a turnbuckle and picks him up, then sidewalk slams him into the canvas, driving the air out of him. Evil M tags YellowJacket back in, then hits a running elbow for good measure to keep Dave down.
SK: I'm telling ya, the Truth Coalition has this one in the bag!
MG: Oh no, you're not going to start frontrunning, are you Sean?
YellowJacket utilizes a stomach claw and relishes the pain he's putting Dave in, then picks him up for a suplex. Dave counters with a float over, and hits a beautiful spinning back hand punch to knock YellowJacket loopy. Taking advantage of YellowJacket being down, he tags in the Headbanger Man, who runs in and corner splashes YellowJacket, then big boots Evil M off the turnbuckle. Headbanger Man goes to work on YellowJacket, Irish Whipping him into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, then attempts a reverse DDT. YellowJacket counters the reverse DDT by grabbing his wrist and wrist locking him, kicking him in the knee, and using all his strength for a belly to belly suplex. Headbanger Man lays prone on the mat, and both men struggle to make it to their corners. Evil M and D-Day Dave are back in the match, D-Day Dave taking advantage of Evil M running at him to drop toe hold him into a turnbuckle. D-Day Dave sets up for the Encore and lands it, driving the air out of Evil M.
SK: I told you, the Heavy Metal Express is retaining those tag titles!
Evil M rolls out of the ring, and onto the mats outside the ring. YellowJacket hops over the top rope and waits for D-Day Dave to turn around, and smacks him with the Sting!
SK: Yes! As I predicted, the Truth Coaition is walking out of here the new Tag Champs!
MG: Make up your mind already Sean! You've changed sides at least 3 times already!
YellowJacket covers D-Day Dave, but the referee refuses to count, telling YellowJacket that he's not the legal man. Headbanger Man climbs to the top rope and attempts a Buff Blockbuster, but YellowJacket ducks out of the way and Headbanger Man overshoots his target. Evil M climbs back into the ring and is cut off by D-Day Dave with punches, while YellowJacket is back body dropped over the top rope. The referee is losing control of this match quickly... D-Day Dave goes out to ringside and grabs his guitar, while Evil M grabs Headbanger Man for a chokeslam. D-Day Dave smacks Evil M with his guitar, and Headbanger Man hits his Double Bass DDT on Evil M. YellowJacket attempts to make the save but is cut off by the Headbanger Man, while D-Day Dave pins Evil M.
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-The referee calls for the bell, not noticing the debris from the guitar all over the ring.-
JF: Your winners of the match, and STILL WWCF Tag Team Champions, the Heavy Metal Express!
SK: Ha! I was right as always Michael!
MG: Yeah, betting on the correct horse is easy when you bet on the entire field.
A video package plays on the CrapTron, beginning with Viva Los Bio Dome defeating Aaron Enigma for the World Title and then showing Jay Carroll winning War Games. Jay Carroll lands the Last Call on Jazzman. Jay and Viva struggle against each other in the Thunderdome but Viva lands the Purple Sticky Punch on Jay for the win. Jay is beaten down by HME Security. Viva gets counted out on Niteraw. Jay furiously stares at the camera as the image shatters and fades to black.
Submission Match for WWCF World Championship: Jay Carroll versus "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome (c)
Jerry Fish: And now, WWCF Galaxy, your main event of the evening!
The audience explodes into cheers.
Jerry Fish: The following match will be a Submission Match for the World Wrestle Crap Federation World Championship! Introducing first, the challenger!
The lights dim and begins flickering black and white throughout the arena. "Well Thought Out Twinkles" by Silversun Pickups hits the speakers and the audience pops.
Sean Kelly: Here comes our possible man of the hour. Can Jay Carroll dethrone "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome?
Jay Carroll emerges from behind the curtain, a look of determination across his face. The audience rises to its feet and the cheering grows deafening.
Michael Gettenpill: I don't know, Sean. "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome has proven to be an expert at weaseling his way through his matches. It's actually quite fascinating if you ask me.
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, hailing from Philadelphia, PA and weighing in at 215lbs... Jay Carroll!
Jay Carroll walks straight for the ring, disregarding his usual flair.
Sean Kelly: But what does it say about our company when our champion is, as you said, "weaseling his way through every match?"
Jay Carroll walks up the ring steps and crosses the ropes.
Michael Gettenpill: Well, you could say that he thinks outside of the box.
Jay Carroll impatiently paces about in the ring.
Michael Gettenpill: But really, there's some true grit in all of
his championship matches. He's like WWCF Legend "Nature Boy" Ric
Rogers. He even has the chop down pat.
Jerry Fish: Introducing now: the champion!
The crowd starts booing, but not without a noticeable smark pop, as "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga (Metal Remix) hits the speakers and purple smoke hazes its way into the arena.
Michael Gettenpill: I think that Bio Dome's run will be fondly reminisced in ten years.
"Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome dazily makes his way to the ring, WWCF World Title belt around his weight with HME Security behind him.
Sean Kelly: Look at that arrogant swagger of his...
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, hailing from Hayward, CA, weighing in at 195lbs... He is your World Wrestle Crap Federation World Champion: "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome!
Jay Carroll moves to the opposite side of the ring, scowling at Bio Dome as he enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, and poses to the crowd.
Sean Kelly: HME Security could certainly cause problems for Jay Carroll if he's not careful.
Referee Lloyd McFloyd tells HME Security and Lisa Garcia to exit the ring area. Axl Roth appeals to Bio Dome, who nods, gives a thumbs up, and then points to the entrance ramp.
Sean Kelly: and it looks like Bio Dome is pretty confident about this match tonight.
HME Security leaves the ring area. Referee Lloyd McFloyd checks Jay Carroll's padding for hidden weapons and then steps over and checks Viva Los Bio Dome's ring attire as well.
Sean Kelly: Referee Lloyd McFloyd will be refereeing this match tonight. He is making sure that there is no nonsense before the match starts.
Satisfied, McFloyd steps away, taking the WWCF Title away from Viva and raising it in the air. Jay Carroll stands in his corner staring a hole through Viva, never breaking his eye contact. McFloyd hands the belt off to the outside.
Michael Gettenpill: You know, ya gotta think, Gorilla. Every time the champion hands off his belt, it could be the last time that he touches it.
McFloyd calls the bell and Jay and Viva spring into action, both men circling the ring and finally locking up for a collar and elbow tieup. Jay forces Viva into a corner, and McFloyd asks for a clean break. Jay gives it to him, glowering at Viva, who smiles back at him. They circle each other again and locking up again. Jay pushes Viva into another corner, and is forced to break by Lloyd McFloyd again.
Sean Kelly: Jay is having no problem forcing Viva into a corner. Something isn't right here.
The two men lock up again and Jay begins forcing Viva back into a corner with little effort. Jay shoves Viva to the mat.
Michael Gettenpill: Whuh?
Jay Carroll: Wrestle the damn match!
Carroll backs up, waiting for Viva to get to his feet.
Sean Kelly: Viva is putting no effort into this match. He's not taking it seriously.
McFloyd steps between the two men, and Viva takes his time getting up. The crowd begins to boo Viva, with a few members heckling him about not really participating so far. Viva finally gets to his feet, and Jay drops down on all fours. He then pounds the mat, offering Viva a chance to start the match with an advantage.
Michael Gettenpill: I don't know about this plan of his. What could Jay Carroll be thinking in giving Viva an open chance here?
Sean Kelly: Jay Carroll wants to earn this World Championship and if he will take a free shot from Bio Dome to start the match if he has to.
Viva steps back as if he's considering all of his options. Carroll continues to pound the mat out of frustration. Viva backs up into the corner, then strolls over as if he's going to engage, then backs out again to a chorus of boos. Carroll turns his head away for a second, and turns around to see Viva running to boot him in the ribs. A second too late, Carroll tries to move out of the way but eats a boot to the ribs, sending him flying into the air and crashing down hard.
Michael Gettenpill: Well Carroll's paying for it now! Viva didn't win that title by being stupid.
Viva follows up the rib kick with more kicks, and a blatant choke. McFloyd counts one, but Viva continues choking Carroll.
Sean Kelly: Bio Dome has no class!
McFloyd counts two but Viva retains the choke and knocks his head back and laughs.
Michael Gettenpill: Bio Dome is a master of mind games. He tricked his way into a clear advantage.
McFloyd counts thr- Viva lets go, stands up, and walks away while Carroll writhes in pain, rolling around gasping for air. Viva stomps on Carroll, who rolls away from him to reach the ropes.
Sean Kelly: The ropes are Carroll's savior for the moment but Bio Dome stretches the rules until they snap.
Viva walks over and stands over Carroll as he lays on his back underneath the bottom rope. He poses to the crowd, sticking his tongue and shakes his head.
Michael Gettenpill: This isn't looking good for Carroll right now.
Jay Carroll suddenly reaches up between Viva's legs and pulls him through the ropes.
Sean Kelly: Carroll with a creative use of a School Boy pin!
Viva tumbles through the middle of the ropes, to which Carroll reaches up with his other arm and pulls him through with the momentum. Viva comes crashing down to the arena floor headfirst, and then falling into a faceplant.
Michael Gettenpill: Not a bad move by Jay Carroll there!
Viva lays facefirst on the ground while he and Carroll recover.
Sean Kelly: These men have two completely different strategies. Jay Carroll wants to wear Viva down with a full body assault, culminating with The Hangover to make Viva tap out while Viva probably wants to force Carroll into a mistake, leading to a Purple Sticky Punch and a victory via ref stoppage. Viva has utilized submissions in the past but he's no George Gotch. Viva may have played right into Jay's hands.
Michael Gettenpill: But remember who has gotten the better of every exchange between these two men. Sure, Viva doesn't know how to lock you in a thousand fancy moves but he the Purple Sticky Punch is the move that may matter the most in this match. If he hits Jay with that, he could apply a headlock, Jay doesn't know how to get out of it, and Viva retains his title.
Viva gets up, as does Carroll. Bio Dome slides into the ring and Carroll gives him room to do so.
Sean Kelly: Let's see if Bio Dome takes Carroll seriously now.
Viva drops down to one knee and pretends to take pictures of Carroll, who stands there, rolling his eyes.
Sean Kelly: Oh no, here it comes! Watch out Carroll!
Viva throws the Purple Sticky Punch, but Carroll catches it.
Michael Gettenpill: Whoah!
Carroll keeps a hold of Viva's arm and twists it over his shoulder, making Viva stand up. Carroll yanks on it, pulling it against his shoulder.
Sean Kelly: That could break the champion's shoulder right there, Mike!
Carroll twists the arm around again, positioning himself behind Viva, putting on a hammerlock submission. Viva grits his teeth as he struggles to escape the hold.
Sean Kelly: And now Carroll is taking it to Bio-Dome.
Carroll backs up to a corner, hammerlock still held, and props himself up onto the top rope, to which Viva follows to the second rope out of leverage.
Michael Gettenpill: I'm really interested in seeing what Bio-Dome does to get out of this.
Viva locks his other arm behind him, behind Carroll's head, and pulls down but Carroll maintains his posture.
Sean Kelly: Carroll has about twenty pounds on Bio Dome. That's enough to generally overpower him.
Viva jumps off the second rope and manages to use the momentum to escape the hold and snap mare Jay Carroll to the mat.
Michael Gettenpill: A second rope snap mare from Bio Dome!
Viva follows up the second rope snap mare with a standing knee drop onto Carroll's head. Upon landing, he rolls right out of the ring as he massages his arm.
Sean Kelly: Carroll must have done a number on Viva's arm there.
Michael Gettenpill: That's his Purple Sticky Punching arm, Sean. That was a smart move by Carroll.
Sean Kelly: Bio Dome's hubris might be his undoing if he's not careful.
Michael Gettenpill: But we did see him get out of that top rope hammerlock, TH. Bio Dome seems to know what he's doing.
Carroll clutches the ropes to get up while Viva slides into the ring. Both men stare each other down, and then lock up with Carroll winning out. Carroll Irish whips Viva to the corner, to which Viva collides with the ring post and goes over the top rope. Viva walks down the steps as fans begin booing him.
Sean Kelly: This may be Bio Dome's swan song as our World Champion tonight. He's bitten off more than he can chew.
Carroll runs for Viva, diving over the top rope and smashes Viva in the head with a forearm smash, and both men go down as the audience pops.
Sean Kelly: Now that's a flying forearm smash, GP!
Carroll rolls onto his back, takes a moment, and kips up.
Audience: Let's go Carroll! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* Let's go Carroll! *clap clap clap-clap-clap* Let's go Carroll!...
Carroll stands Bio Dome up and slides him back into the ring. He stands over Viva's head, gestures to the crowd, and proceeds to stomp on Viva's head.
Michael Gettenpill: You know, for once, I see how the Carroll stomp is useful here.
Carroll moves over and stomps on Viva's worked arm.
Sean Kelly: What do you mean?
Carroll moves to Viva's leg.
Michael Gettenpill: Every time that Carroll uses it-
Viva throws the leg up and low blows Carroll.
Smark Audience: C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Carroll falls to the mat, clutching at his groin.
Sean Kelly: A low blow from Viva Los Bio Dome!
Referee Lloyd McFloyd reprimands Viva and issues a warning as Viva stands up with the help of the ropes. Carroll gets up with the aid of the ropes as well while Viva crouches, his hand on the ropes, waiting for
Carroll to be up.
Sean Kelly: I do find it interesting to watch how Viva carries himself when he is clearly out of his element.
Viva runs behind Carroll and leaps over him, going over the top rope but clutching Carroll by the back of the neck.
Sean Kelly: A... throwback cutter over the top rope...?
Michael Gettenpill: Well, it's inventive.
Viva retains the hold on Carroll, who's neck is being crushed against the top rope.
Sean Kelly: Aha! Viva's using the initial momentum to create a choke hold maneuver on Jay Carroll. He may be outweighed but 195 lbs is a lot on anyone's neck!
Michael Gettenpill: I'm telling you, Sean: Bio Dome always knows what he is doing!
Referee Lloyd McFloyd counts one and Viva maintains the hold.
Sean Kelly: Viva's clever, if not honorable.
McFloyd counts two as Carroll grabs onto Viva and hoists him back into the ring over the top rope and backs up, waistlocking Viva and just managing to tombstone pile drive him. Both men collapse. Viva seems out while Carroll has to catch his breath.
Sean Kelly: Impressive reversal by Carroll but both men are clearly in need of a second wind at this point.
Both men get up and look at each other, Jay scowling, Viva gritting his teeth together. They run at each other, Carroll throwing a European uppercut at Viva, who stumbles back but returns with an Irish uppercut. Carroll stumbles back but comes back with a slap to Viva's chest and then walks away.
Michael Gettenpill: What kind of class is that?
Sean Kelly: Jay seems to be growing frustrated with this match. It's not as easy as he planned it would be.
Viva looks around at the crowd and drops to one knee and then throws up the devil horns salute.
Audience: Dio, Dio, Dio, Dio!
Sean Kelly: Viva seems to be appealing to the audience here.
Michael Gettenpill: He is the head of Heavy Metal Hollywood.
Carroll turns around to Viva just in time for have a pair of devil horns viciously thrust into his eyes. Carroll backs up in a hurry, covering his face.
Sean Kelly: Holy crap!.
Michael Gettenpill: Did... did Viva just use... a Devil Horned Purple Sticky Punch?
Sean Kelly: I think that Jay Carroll's eyes have been gouged!
Carroll turns around, still clutching his face, only for Viva to lock his arm around the front of him and lift him upside down.
Sean Kelly: But with every Purple Sticky Punch, Viva's ready with-
Viva slams Carroll back to the mat on his head.
Michael Gettenpill: The Bio-Dome!
Viva maintains a headlock on Carroll, leaning over him onto his front side.
Sean Kelly: He has some kind of submission hold on Carroll... like a... Uh...
Michael Gettenpill: A... Reverse Dragon Sleeper?
Sean Kelly: There you go, Mike, thanks!
Michael Gettenpill: And because of that Devil Horned Purple Sticky Punch, Carroll can't see the ropes!
Carroll flails around for the ropes to no avail.
Sean Kelly: It can't end this way!
Michael Gettenpill: I think that channeling the spirit of Dio for a World Championship victory is pretty damn metal!
Viva maintains the hold, eyes squeezed shut, teeth clenched, and Carroll keeps flailing.
Sean Kelly: Hold on, Carroll! Hold on for dear life! Do it for The Family!
Carroll suddenly summons the strength to hoist himself over onto Viva's back, and he manages to lock in a hold onto Viva's head.
Sean Kelly: A reversal, Mike!
Michael Gettenpill: Into The Hangover no less!
Viva lets go of his hold and starts struggling with Carroll's Hangover submission.
Sean Kelly: I'll bet that Carroll is glad that he worked that arm earlier.
Michael Gettenpill: Indeed.
Carroll wrenches Viva backwards, bobbing his foot up and down for leverage while Viva reaches out for the ropes but he is nowhere close.
Sean Kelly: Viva tried to appeal to the heavy metal fans tonight but he is not gaining any strength from it.
Michael Gettenpill: I don't think that anyone will think less of-
Viva taps. Carroll lets go as McFloyd calls the bell and the audience explodes.
Sean Kelly: A hard fought battle tonight, Mike, but Carroll pulled through.
"Well Thought Out Twinkles" by Silversun Pickups hits the speakers as Carroll is handed the WWCF World Title Belt.
Jerry Fish: Here is your winner as the result of a submission and your NEW World Wrestle Crap Federation World Champion: Jay Carroll!
Jay Carroll raises the belt over his head, making deep breaths from the choking and from sheer exhaustion.
Sean Kelly: A new champion, Mike, can you believe it? Right here on Heatz!
Michael Gettenpill: Indeed, Sean. It's moments like this that I live for.
Sean Kelly: And this is sure to have its consequences at Stable Warz II!
Michael Gettenpill: All three stables are going to be going into this match ready to unleash hell, given tonights results. I'd hate to be the ref for that match.
Sean Kelly: And on that note, we are out of time WWCF Galaxy. I'm Sean Kelly, this is Michael Gettenpill, and we thank you for tuning into this special Championship Edition of Heatz!
Credits: BRB, Smokin’ Vokoun, and Jay Carroll
