Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - May 23, 2010
6/16/10
D-Day Dave vs. Tyfo
Michael Gettenpill: Folks our first contest tonight pits two huge rivals against each other in what could possibly be considered a preview of the main event of Survivor Team Challenge Series as one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions D-Day Dave faces Mr Money in the Bank Tyfo!
Sean Kelly: I am so looking forward to this match Michael as if you remember the Heavy Metal Express defeated the Southwest Connection to win those tag team titles.
Michael Gettenpill: I do remember that Sean. Let's go to Jerry Fish for our introductions.
Jerry Fish: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Kansas City, he weighs in tonight at 235 pounds, he is one quarter of Heavy Metal Hollywood and one half of the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, D-Day Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!!
"We're not gonna take it anymore" by Twisted Sister hits as rock concert strobe lights start illuminating around the entrance way and pyro starts going off as Dave walks through the curtain and heads to the ring holding in his left hand his electic v guitar and in his right hand holding up his tag team championship belt. The fans are pouring down boos as he enters the ring.
Jerry Fish: His opponent hails from the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, he weighs in at 245 pounds, he is a member of The Family and he is Mr Money in the Bank, TYYYYYYYYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"New Blackjacks" theme hits as Tyfo walks to the ring as fire comes flying up in the air as the crowd is going nuts. Tyfo steps into the ring giving the Longhorn salute to the capacity crowd.
Michael Gettenpill: Well here we go wrestling fans as referee Spud Johnson calls for the bell as Dave charges at Tyfo but Tyfo drops down and hits a drop toe hold onto Dave who hits the mat hard.
Sean Kelly: Tyfo using his experience and speed early on here. Lots of bad blood between these two men Michael.
MG: You got that right Sean as Tyfo now clamps on a side headlock.
Tyfo squezzes tighter but Dave grabs the tights and oulls Tyfo over but before the ref can count, Tyfo rolls back through.
SK: Tyfo really showing off his technical expertise here.
Tyfo and Dave stand up and Dave pushes Tyfo off and into the ropes and on the rebound Dave nails Tyfo with a clothesline that knocks Tyfo down.
MG: Dave caught Tyfo off guard with that clothesline and is now putting the boots to Tyfo much to the dismay of this crowd.
SK: Come on now Michael, you know that Dave doesn't give a crap about these fans.
MG: Yes I know that Sean but it doesn't change the fact that the fans are behind Tyfo.
Dave picks up Tyfo and irish whips him off the ropes and on the rebound executes a very nice hip toss. Dave picks Tyfo up, drapes Tyfo's left arm over his neck, grabs the tights and nails a very nice suplex.
MG: I am very impressed here early on with Dave's wrestling ability.
SK: He isn't a slouch in there Michael as Dave knows what he is doing. He didn't become one half of the World Tag Team Champions by accident Michael.
Dave picks Tyfo up once more and whips Tyfo hard into the upper left hand turnbuckle and follows Tyfo in with a knee to the gut. Dave then starts unleashing a flurry of punches in the corner which infuriates the crowd. Dave backs up and throws Tyfo to the mat face first and then drops an elbow across the back of Tyfo.
MG: Dave now working on the lower back of Tyfo which is smart strategy because if Tyfo can't stand due to his back being hurt, he can't apply the texas cloverleaf.
SK: You got that right Michael as Dave is showing the world just how good of a wrestler he really is.
Dave picks Tyfo up, grabs him around the waist and then executes a belly-to-belly suplex and then finally goes for a pin.
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Tyfo kicks out,
MG: Too early to put Tyfo away here in my opinion.
SK: I would have to agree with you Michael as Tyfo is one tough wrestler.
Dave picks Tyfo up but Tyfo pokes Dave in the eye to bye some time.
SK: I can't believe Tyfo just stooped to that level Michael considering Dave has been out wrestling Tyfo so far.
MG: Tyfo did what he thought he had to do Sean. Tyfo now kicks Dave in the gut, bounces off the ropes and on the rebound catches Dave with a swinging neck breaker!! Great move by Tyfo!
SK: Tyfo has turned this match around.
Tyfo now walks over to the lower right hand turnbuckle, steps outside and climbs up to the top rope.
MG: This is totally unlike Tyfo here Sean.
SK: I don't understand this move Michael.
Tyfo now jumps off and nails Dave with a fist drop off the top rope!!
MG: Tyfo takes a risk and it pays off big time for Mr Money in the Bank!!
Tyfo now waits for Dave to get to his feet and when Dave does Tyfo charges at Dave abd tries for a bulldog but Dave ducks and Tyfo hits the mat hard.
MG: Tyfo with a mistake there Sean as he had Dave reeling.
SK: I agree with you Michael but the heat of the battle takes over at times and you make a mistake which is what happened.
Dave walks over to Tyfo and picks him up and then scoop slams Tyfo hard to the mat. Dave then again picks Tyfo up, spins Tyfo around to where Dave is facing Tyfo's back. Dave then grabs Tyfo's arms and crosses them around his throat and then falls backwards with his knees crashing into Tyfo's back!!
SK: That's IT MICHAEL! THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHAT DAVE CALLS THE ENCORE!!
MG: Devastating move by Dave there. Tyfo is writhing in pain from The Encore!
Dave then covers Tyfo hooking the leg as referee Spud Johnson gets down.
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SK: This is it Michael!
TYFO KICKS OUT!!
SK: WHAT THE HELL? HOW DID TYFO KICK OUT OF THE ENCORE?
MG: I'm not sure Sean but he did as the fans in unison are chanting for Tyfo!!
Tyfo crawls over to the bottom rope where he slowly makes his way to his feet as Dave continues to argue with the referee.
SK: DAVE, FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID REFEREE! TURN AROUND!
Tyfo is up on his feet now and as Dave turns around Tyfo kicks Dave in the gut, grabs a front facelock and nails a twist of fate!
MG: The tide has once again turned in favor of Tyfo!
SK: i don't like this Michael.
Tyfo gets to his feet and picks Dave up. Tyfo whips Dave into the lower left hand turnbuckle and follows him in with a running clothesline!
MK: You know what Tyfo is building up to right Sean?
SK: Yes Michael as Tyfo is looking to apply the texas cloverleaf when he gets the opportunity.
As Dave stumbles out of the corner Tyfo kicks Dave in the gut and hooks him up for a suplex for Tyfo places Dave on the top rope.
SK: What the hell is he doing Michael?
MK: I am not really sure Sean. This crowd isn't quite sure either.
Tyfo climbs up to the second rope, hooks Dave up for a superplex. Tyfo picks Dave up but instead of falling back for a suplex, Tyfo DROPS DAVE ON HIS HEAD INA BRAIN BUSTER!!
MK: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! TELL ME I JUST DID NOT SEE A BRAIN BUSTER OFF THE TOP ROPE!?
SK: I think we did Michael as Dave looks to be out of it!
MK: Sean I had heard rumblings earlier today that Tyfo was looking to use that move tonight and he calls it The Tumbleweed!!
The fans are chanting "HOLY CRAP!" "HOLY CRAP!" "HOLY CRAP!"
SK: The fans sure got that right Michael.
Tyfo goes over and covers Dave hooking the leg.
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MG: This has to be it! Dave isn't moving!
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MG: TYFO DID IT! TYFO PINNED DAVE!! Let's get the official word.
JF: Here is your winner, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, TYYYYYYYYYFOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"NEW BLACKJACKS THEME" hits as Tyfo gets his hand raised in victory as the crowd is going absolutely crazy!
SK: I still can't believe what we just saw Michael. Did you say he called that top rope brain buster the Tumbleweed?
MG: Yes i did Sean and Dave is still not moving! Let's look at the replay of what just happened.
(The replay is shown of Tyfo delievering The Tumbleweed to Dave and then getting the pin.)
MG: What a devastating move by Tyfo and if he hits that on Viva when he cashes in his briefcase, we will no doubt crown a brand new World Heavyweight Champion!
SK: You couldn't be anymore right Michael.
(Tyfo leaves the ring to a thunderous ovation as the WWCF training staff comes out to check on Dave.)
MG: What an amazing match that we just witnessed Sean.
SK: Yes it was Michael and I will admit that Tyfo earned that victory tonight and could that be a foreshadow of things to come here in the WWCF?
MG: It very well could be Sean. Fans we will be right back.
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Headbanger Man vs. Blackout
The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!
(Freestyle rap)
Introducing first, representing the Human Hate Machines, from Los Angeles, California and weighing 295 pounds...BLACKOUT!
- Blackout raps his way to the ring, and poses on the turnbuckles.
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
And his opponent, representing Heavy Metal Hollwood, from Kent, England and weighing 263 pounds - he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions...THE HEADBANGER MAN!
- Headbanger hoists his belt high, and then air drums towards the crowd.
Michael Gettenpill: Another big match here, a sample of what we can expect at the Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Sean Kelly: You gotta believe both Amigo and Viva especially are watching this one in the back.
- Both men lock up, and Blackout shows his power advantage by shoving Headbanger to the ground. He responds by grabbing a standing side headlock. Blackout sends him off the ropes and scores with a shoulder knockdown. He goes for a quick elbow, but Headbanger ducks it. He takes Blackout down with a drop toe hold, but this time he misses an elbow. Both men get to their feet and stand off.
Gettenpill: Both men seem to have done their homework here. Neither has gained the advantage in the early going.
- Headbanger with a kick to the gut, followed by a kneelift. He hits the Mr Perfect-style flip neckbreaker and goes for an early cover.
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- Blackout kicks out with authority. He ducks a wild swing from Headbanger and manages to connect with a back suplex. He hits an impressive standing moonsault, and goes for the cover.
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- Headbanger kicks out.
Gettenpill: Blackout showing some impressive agility for such a big guy.
Kelly: He reminds me of myself. Except I'm also a better rapper than he is, homeslice.
Gettenpill: You're an idiot.
- Blackout goes for a roundhouse kick, but Headbanger ducks underneath it, and hits a couple of clotheslines to take down Blackout. Headbanger hits a gordbuster to send his opponent face first to the mat, and rolls into a cover.
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- Blackout kicks out again.
Gettenpill: What impact on that move! A lesser man would've been beaten by that.
- Headbanger goes to the top rope and tries a flying clothesline, but Blackout catches him in mid-air, and transitions into a huge reverse DDT. He then hits the rolling thunder, and makes another cover.
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- He still can't put Headbanger away. He hits a fisherman's suplex.
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- Still no joy for Blackout. He pounds the mat in frustration, and then motions for the Overnight Celebrity. Headbanger gets to his feet and Blackout goes for it, but gets pushed off. He runs into a boot which sends him into the corner. Headbanger places him on the top rope and goes for a superplex, but Blackout counters in mid-air, and turns it into a crossbody!
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- 2.8!
Gettenpill: What a terrific counter move there by Blackout!
Kelly: He's really upped his game since joining forces with the Human Hate Machines.
- Blackout picks up Headbanger for the Flashing Lights, but its countered as the drummer holds onto the ropes. Eventually he lands on the apron, and scores with a forearm shot to the face of Blackout, before hitting him with a springboard Blockbuster! Headbanger picks him up and hits the Double Bass DDT!
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Here is your winner...THE HEADBANGER MAN!
Gettenpill: And just like that, that devastating DDT. Blackout was in control for most of this one, but Headbanger pulled it out of the bag here.
Kelly: He picks up momentum heading into the tag title defense against the Truth Coalition.
Folks, we have just gotten word from backstage that D-Day Dave is okay, but a little shaken up from that tumbleweed. We remain committed to bringing you any further breaks in this story.
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Main Event: Littlenaitch vs. Amigo
Gettenpill - Well now it’s time for our main event.
Kelly - I’m still confused as to why this match is even on Heatz.
Gettenpill - Are you really gonna complain about it?
Kelly - Well, no but…
Gettenpill - Then let’s take it down to the ring!
Fish - The following contest is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit!
*Welcome to Hell*
Fish - Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 214 pounds, Amigo!
*New Blackjacks theme*
And his oppon-
Amigo jumps Naitch on the ramp before Fish can even finish the announcement. He tosses Naitch into the crowd control barrier, then picks him up and drops him throat first across the barrier, then DDT’s him on the ramp!
Kelly - Amigo not even waiting for the match to begin!
Amigo stomps Naitch, then drags him into the ring. Referee John Creed calls for the bell. Amigo covers Naitch!
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Kickout!
Amigo looks surprised, but picks Naitch up and tosses him into the corner, running spl-NO! Naitch moves out of the way! Amigo hit’s the corner and Naitch fires off some chops, then tosses him to the mat and drops a knee across his chest! Cover!
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Kickout!
Kelly - Both men getting near falls here!
Naitch picks Amigo up and tosses him to the outside. On the arena floor, Naitch locks Amigo in a side headlock.
Gettenpill - What is Naitch thinking here?
He starts running towards the ringpost, but at the last second, Amigo breaks free and slams Naitch’s head into the post!
Kelly - Naitch just got thrown headfirst in to the ringpost!
Amigo pulls Naitch up and he’s covered in blood. With a sadistic smile on his face, he tosses Naitch into the timekeeper’s table.
Gettenpill - Amigo has evil intentions in mind here!
He charges, but Naitch drop toehold’s him, causing him to strike his head on the ring bell!
Kelly - Ding dong indeed!
Amigo crumbles to the floor and we can see that he is bleeding.
Gettenpill - Both men are a bloody mess, Sean!
Naitch get’s to his feet and tosses Amigo back in the ring. He ascends to the top rope for a knee drop, but Amigo rolls out of the way! Naitch hit’s the mat hard, but gets to his feet. He turns, only for Amigo to meet him with a head butt, knocking him back down!
Kelly - How much you wanna bet that mask is loaded?
Amigo pulls Naitch up, lifts him onto his shoulders, and FU’s him to the outside! He follows. John Creed tries to get Amigo to bring it back in the ring, but to no avail. Amigo picks up a chair and prepares to nail Naitch with it, but Creed grabs the chair away! Amigo turns to go after Creed, but Naitch low blow’s him and tosses him back in the ring! Cover!
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Creed raises Naitch’s arm, but Amigo’s foot was on the bottom rope! Creed waves off the decision and explains to Naitch what happened. Naitch grabs Amigo again, but Amigo pulls him face first into the turnbuckle! Naitch pulls himself up, but turns in to a roundhouse kick, knocking him to the mat. He manages to get to his knees, but Amigo nails the Bom-Ba-Ye! Cover!
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Fish - Here is your winner, Amigo!
Kelly - That was an unbelievably brutal match!
Gettenpill - These two took each other to the limit in a match that would’ve headlined any PPV by any company!
Kelly - And so as Heatz comes to a close, the three stables split the series even with one win and one loss each.
Gettenpill - Thank you for tuning in tonight for Heatz! Next week is our special Championship addition, with four huge title matches!
Kelly - And don’t forget to tune in tomorrow night for Monday NiteRaw! Goodnight!
